AGDQ on now
speedrun.tv/srgmarathon
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>Reposting.
>>147585414
Kek, the worst part is you can't get your money's worth back in any way, shape or form, unlike in steam where you can use it to buy some of the newest games.
I'm probably gonna switch to dota once my friend has some free time so she can teach me the ropes.
You should switch too 2bh, I heard they got in-game replays and voice chat.
Literally all I've ever wanted from league.
>no one is shilling livestreamer here
>literally 10 people in the audience
where did it all go wrong srg
these alpha/beta indie games that 12 people have played are the fucking worst
>>147585769
I quit LoL 3 years ago
>another game only runners play episode
does that nigga have a fucking script
how autistic can you be
Who is the guy on the couch right now?
This is literally a fucking flash game
why the fuck is this here
Should I submit my game I made in gamemaker 2 years ago
>>147585802
>shilling free open-source software
Okay.
Wow, somebody took a minigame from Danganronpa 2 and made an entire game out of it.
this entire day has been an indie game shill-fest
>>147585954
runners dont even play this
>>147586013
i'll learn how to 'speedrun' it (aka play it) and we can skype call you into the stream
sound good?
all memes aside, this GDQ seems even more autistic than usual
>>147585702
Thanks for the schedule. Damn that sucks that Boxon X takes so long.
>>147585836
about 3 or 4 years ago
>>147585836
VAPE NATION
How is this a speedrun when it's an autoscroller? shouldn't all runs end at the same time?
>He's fast!
>>147585836
having it on fourth of july weekend
>>147586073
Sounds great, let's not prepare any questions for the interview
>>147586161
>I literally don't listen when the runner explains how the game works
>there's no real strats
>speedrunning this is just gitting gud
...
Does it really count as a speedrun if the entire point of the game is to run as fast as you can in a straight line?
THIS IS A CLONE OF A SHITTY ANDROID GAME ISN'T IT?
Please explain how playing a game with a developer intended route with no mistakes counts as speed running.
This guy is literally just playing a game correctly. The only way the time can be off is if he forgets the exact thing that he was supposed to do.
>>147586198
I can't take a kid in a suit seriously
>>147586214
>I literally don't understand how the game works
for the retards who didn't listen, the goal is to fill up your energy bar to 100% by running over the blue panels. You can miss these, causing your run to take longer.
>This is a Gran Turismo speed run. I will be driving around the track as quickly as I can. I do this by braking and accelerating at the appropriate times.
>people not laughing at the dwarf pun
Fucking assholes. Every person in there.
>>147586387
>This is an F-Zero speed run. I will be driving around the track as quickly as I can. I do this by braking and accelerating at the appropriate times.
see! I can do it too XD
The hamwhale actually thinks these are funny
IT'S A FUCKING AUTOSCROLLER
Other speedrunners COMPLAIN about autoscroller levels because THEY TAKE A SET, UNCHANGING TIME
>>147586318
I know how it works, the point is that a "speedrun" in this game is still no different than a well played normal run.
>>147586445
Why can't everyone else be as bitter and pathetic as me!?
They could've had something interesting to fill the time but instead chose this
>>147586443
The f-zero speedruns use extensive glitches and difficult timing and out of bounds boosts that the developers never intended.
Stop being a dipshit or use a better analogy.
>>147586252
It's just another take on Skyroads, which android didn't exist at the time of.
>>147586452
>>147586318
>>147586318
>>147586318
>>147586318
Dear fucking lord, you people are retards.
>>147586318
So he's... playing the game correctly?
does speeding run make you gay?
>>147586452
it's not set, it is entirely RNG based, so RNG based that it should not be speed ran
>>147586504
Thanks this is actually how I feel right now
Braid is at least comfy.
>>147586443
>accelerating in F-Zero
That slows you down
Runners jacket doesn't fit properly, 0/10 run
>>147586545
it's a fucking 6 minute run get over yourself
>>147586563
yes that is what he said when he started the run
Why were these last two assholes wearing suits?
>kid in a ill fitting suit
>fat guy in a ill fitting suit
jesus FUCK what is wrong with his jacket
>>147586387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRNNjYTcyLk
too bad the rta "runners" are too gay to do this
>>147586671
They just came back from their kikeshit marketing job at Microsoft and are now shilling kikeshit by Microsoft
Dear lord at least the last guy's suit fit him relatively well
>it's a lot like Mario
Mario is NOT A FIXED-MOMENTUM platformer, which is what allows it and not Braid to be a passable speedgame.
>>147586670
6 minutes of watching a let's play versus 30 seconds of a the player raping physics so hard he's approaching mach9 while still hitting a path that wasn't even visible when he jumped.
Next you'll say menu'ing is a good speedgame activity.
man that is a poorly fitting suit
>>147586782
you're implying they never put in smaller games just to fill time
>>147586789
I dont think well-fitted suits exist for fat people
>I'm sorry but the princess is in another castle
nice meme game xD!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITTY GAME
THIS IS GOING TOO FAR
THIS IS LITERAL BROWSER GAME-TIER
NO THIS IS FISHER PRICE-TIER
THIS IS NOT A SPEED RUN
WHAT EVEN IS THIS
>>147586739
>guy uses GT as an attempt to be fascetious
>another links an actual GT run
>even in GT, going sideways is faster than playing as intended
I pissed a little when I saw his speed spike as he gunned it into the rails. That's some good shit.
this shit is next level. dude is wearing a trenchcoat
is the joke with his suit that it looks like Braids?
>>147586927
wrong
>>147586739
How does that work?
>>147586991
dunno, never played GT
>>147586976
yes, just like how the boson guy's looked like the mc of that game
>>147586927
You get it tailored regardless of body size
>>147586991
I think GT, like most racing games, always tries to turn you toward the direction you should be going. So as he gets rotated in the wrong direction, the game rips your wheel to the path and pushes your acceleration to get you going. But fighting the computer, it just keeps trying to correct and accelerating to ungodly speeds. He went beyond 700kph there a couple times with the car barely touching the track.
I like this guy in a suit, it looks like he just came out of work and dropped by to do his run. He also looks a little bit like a sports caster, specially with how clear he is with his commentary.
>That was one of the most precise tricks in the game
"welcome to lets play... i mean speedrun le random facebook game eps. 2"
>>147587262
sports casters don't wear halloween costumes to work
Never forget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSXofLK5hFQ
I thought twitch removed ResidentSleeper?
>>147585836
putting it in the hands of people who wanted to make money rather than boost speedrunning and raise money
basically letting sumi run it
>>147587384
nigga derived more meaning and entertainment from this game than most people did
Anime,
I will always be there for you.
When you're dreaming of WR.
When you need 5 more minutes
For ever.
I love you Anime.
this game... my mind is full of fuck
Has anyone here actually played this game before?
What is this game? It looks boring
>>147585836
Kaceytron will save speedrunning
>>147587604
It's a puzzle game. It's fun to play casually and it's a very comfy experience.
I wouldn't pretend it's a speedgame though.
>>147587572
how new
>>147587604
i thought it was fun when it came out but i was pissed that i spent 10 bux on it
the speedrun looks pretty cool though
>>147587840
>>147587604
I would recommend it though if you like puzzle games. Very well put together.
it's sad how dead these threads have become especially during a GDQ
Bingo
What was happening at the end there
>world record set in a game in a category only 4 people have posted times on
we did it reddit!
>>147588539
no one here speedruns anymore
>>147588539
there's a containment board for marathonshitters in /v/ now so you can enjoy your dead general
>>147588697
Thank God
That was a nice run
>>147588697
that thread moves too fast
>>147588697
Honestly I am not a regular here and only come here for the GDQ's and I don't know what's going on half the time here, but I still prefer this over the /v/ thread
Though I have been thinking about picking up speedrunning something, I want to properly make up my mind though
T H I C C
H
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C
C
Is that the knitting police?
>>147588938
>speedrunning unironically
... why?
>>147587914
>paying for games that have literally no online gameplay
Lemme guess, you're an americuck that can't pirate.
Hell, you can even just bypass those shit in americuck land and pirate, regardless.
>>147588984
Can you stop?
>>147589002
It looks rewarding and Tetris is my favorite game so I am probably autistic enough
Braid run was comfy.
>>147588938
Don't bother. Speedrunning is shit and not fulfilling at all. Devote your time to literally anything else.
HOLY
THICC
MY
DICK
IS
EXPLODING
>Contrarunner brought his mom and/or dominatrix to SGDQ
>>147589049
>wasting thousands of hours playing the very same game just to say you did it one second faster than some autist on the internet
yes very rewarding
>>147589165
I want her to sit on my face and fart in my mouth and maybe some shit will speckle my tongue
the runner and that fat chick sound like they're fucking
is that still thicc or just fat
>>147589249
Seems better than that one actual couple or whatever that ran some Mario game in co-op a few years ago.
who /banned in chat/ here
>>147589225
I want her to talk to my dick and not allow me to cum for 4 hours with 2 fingers up my ass
>>147589293
as long as the chest projects with greater horizontal distance than the belly it is THICC
otherwise it is fat
>>147589293
Just fat
>>147589301
link?
contra runners confirmed for most alpha
>>147589301
Sam and Tolki. The hilarious thing is that they're mormon. I wonder if all mormon women are into cucking their husbands.
>>147589293
Somewhere in the middle, 10-15 pounds less would be ideal.
I wanna RTA those tiddies
crochet bitch has to correct them. geezus
>>147589483
IT'S NOT KNITTING (PLEASE DON'T KICK ME OUT)
>>147589315
I was banned in the great Wolfenstein Holocaust.
NPC said "WE HAVE TO JACK A CAR", I just wrote "TriHard I HEAR YOU BROTHER" got perma'd
holy fucking autism
>>147589464
I just noticed that she has an Undertale shirt on.
Legit just lost interest.
3DPD
>>147589483
>>147589502
Someone should spam donations asking about her knitting
>>147589315
ANELE Brussels ANELE
Contra confirmed best game for catching hunnies
>>147589315
i said cosmo isnt human when everyone discovered WinWaker was disabled
>>147589606
nah, I still would
she has a good boob/gut ratio, wouldn't mind hearing about tumblrtale if I get to play with them
>swn be your speedrun groupie
I want her to grunt loudly into my open asshole
>good game
>chill runner
>cute, thick girl who knows about the game
is this the best run of the whole event so far?
So is she gonna get her fat udders out or
these mode7 stages make me want to vomit. i don't get motion sick or anything, but these god damn contra stages have always messed me up
>>147589870
Fucking right?
>>147589840
"uuh yeah, we need dat, we need dat, we need dat"
>>147589315
>tfw got banned on AGDQ in jan
>tfw got unbanned yesterday by whispering some passing mod
>tfw got banned again an hour later
KEK.
Kreygasm
I want her to laugh at my penis
THAT MOAN MY DICK
this was fine
I hope demon's crest's runner doesn't suck.
>>147589315
Me.
>tfw don't remember why
Waiting on this VoD to be uploaded so I can snip her moan and put it on a loop.
he's so going to rail her
>she has a fedora and no ass
what a shame
wave race music Kreygasm
>>147590250
What? Phone notification sound?
I haven't had human contact in 3 years.
>>147589431
I don't have a good memory nor follow drama.
I'm talking about some run back when they were in the tiny room and Werster/Mirrored also attended.
It was an AGDQ.
>>147590269
Is Noir or Missy there?
>undermeme
>fedora
>triple chins but no ass
would still impregnate her titpussy
what's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You can't make a vitamin
He looks like his actual name is Dude
Who will make speedrunning great again? Or is all lost?
>>147590461
*raises paw*
I don't get it :/
>this chav looking cunt is a speedrunner
just fuck me in the ass jolly
I'm not usually bitter towards women but it's so painfully obvious how she sits at front so everyone pays attention to her, and she still gets mad when they give her the attention she's asking for.
>>147590567
whore moan
What would GDQ be if James "2GD" Harding was the announcer/donation guy?
>actual couch
>backwards cap
pls don't be a shitter
pls
>Europeans spamming the chat
AAAAAAA MY HEART
that was too cute
>man
>dude
>bro
>>147590410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B99J7neMWvs
>man
>dude
>bro
>cringe
This is comfy, but it also makes me want to kill myself for not having friends
this game looks neat actually
i've never heard of it
>>147590763
Yes, this.
>>147590832
it's a lost SNES gem and I think ever since some youtuber made a video on it it goes for 100+
>>147590832
really? It's pretty fun
Is this that group of people from AGDQ this year where they wore trump hats and all?
I'm getting that clique vibe again
I can not categorize these people
are they chads?
alphas?
certainly not betas
it's weird
>>147590989
they're friends
i know this must be a foreign concept to you
>>147590989
turbovirgin seeing real people: the post
>>147590989
they are degenerates
>>147590989
they're literally /v/
>>147590989
Look's like marijuana destroyed their urge to achieve, so they turned to speedrunning.
>>147591029
>>147591051
i haven't had friends since i was 15 and that was mean
>>147591072
>>147591083
>>147591093
this sounds accurate thank you
>>147591029
Got em.
D U D E
U
D
E
so who was that semen demon anyways?
AYYYYYYYYYY
>40 more minutes of this
jus fucking shoot me
this game is so fucking boring jesus christ
>He'll die before I dude
Ok this group of people is making me uncomfortable I will masturbate and listen to music
>>147591223
my mom
fuck off
God this game is gorgeous. Shame about the slowdown
>>147591324
sorry man shes mine now
this is unironically the best run of the marathon thus far
>>147591447
Thanks, dude.
>Jesus
Never seeing him again.
>>147591527
he's said it twice, mike is on the way to REMOVE
DUDE
D
U
hello?
>>147591694
DELETE THIS
D
Based mod just unbanned me, he probably didn't read the logs cause what I typed was hella offensive.
Or atleast, he's not a woman LUL
>>147591742
LOL GET BACK IN THERE SOLDIER FOR SRG XD
>>147591694
>>147591742
>having worsebotnettv installed
shiggy diggy
I think the dudebroing is ironic, but it's one of those "ironic" jokes that the person does their entire life.
>it means we can say whatever we want, right
he's not going to survive the night
so is this guy actually fast? I've never seen this game run before
>>147591876
>Speedrunner reported missing after appearing in a charity marathon, police have no leads
>>147591856
Whom are you quoting?
>>147591939
This is like harvesting maple syrup as quickly as possible. Even if you go fast, it's slow.
>>147591942
>Have you seen this dude?
D
dudebest run so far dude
I WANT EDOBEAN TO SIT ON MY FACE
>>147591870
You can tell that they find it funny.
>>147590989
They're literally poster boy betasdude
D
ELETE THIS
>>147591939
He's basically just playing the game, just optimally.
Atleast he's entertaining cause he's not some friendless autist like the other speed runners.
THEY KNOW
Is "dude" as flexible as "fuck"?
>>147592341
Yes.
>betas clapping when they get BTFO
>>147592341
a little less, but it makes up for it by being able to be said anywhere
At least these dorks aren't using nu male words, like problematic
Oh, the bats literally cling their body to you. Them saying bodied actually makes sense now.
>>147592341
dude off
i muted the stream
>>147592485
What did I dude to deserve this?
>>147592519
Thanks for the blog update!
BODIED
These dough nation readers just kneed to except the fax.
Hello my dudes
>>147592341
no, it can't be used as a verb
>sh*t
uh oh
HE SAID IT
DUDE STATUS: BANNED
Fuck I missed the Prompt run. How bad was it? lmao 2 peak players
welp he didn't survive know you know why he was saying dude a lot
>>147592656
Sup dude
>>147592679
Dude you can start OR end every single sentence you ever speak with it.
>>147592756
that doesn't make it a verb you tard
>>147592754
Suuuuh duuude
dude
>>147592756
fuck, you can start OR end every single sentence with fuck as well you dumb fuckdude is comfier
>>147592795
You just have to believe it can be used as a verb.
THEY'RE SELF AWARE, DUDE
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I've learned one thing: you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
>>147592975
Notice how they stopped saying dude after that donation
>>147592740
It was so bad they literally killed the stream cause he was choking hard on the last level.
>>147593036
No they didn't dude.
>>147593094
Dude, they did for a little bit. Notice their optimizim died
>>147593036
dude no
>>147593045
As in, mercy killed it? I might have to go look for a video of it if that's the case
>>147593140
They were just talking less for a short period, their duding proportion didn't go down.
glad they're doing 100% for this game since it has multiple endings and 100% actually entails seeing tons of different gameplay rather than just finding out of the way collectibles
