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>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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first for demo
die human dotsy 26dollar
write a haiku about your favorite class
why did the last thread die?
was it because the update hadn't been released yet?
itll just die again i told you to wait for theu pdate
>>147532543
demoman is great
pills are better than stickies
post your demos now
>>147532543
i really love flip
shes my tf2gfu
we will get married!
what happened to the last thread
>>147532678
hell yeah brother
>>147532543
Valve hates the pyro
He must be close to damage
But has bad movement
Trades:
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28309070#latest
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1121800
Reminder, if you havent already, sign up for the 2016 drawing
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1e8D40L9WWUf5u6nXcpentwXJG7lhcU6tP1-8osrcx4c/viewform
This is probably the last time i'll post the form before I close it.
>>147533591
can you make this into a bingo so i can fill it out
thanks x
>>147533591
what's wrong with playing pyro
:r
>>147532543
I hate the quick fix,
It is only used by scrubs,
real men use kritzkreig.
>>147532543
my foe flies away
deafening noise follows him
double-donk damage
>>147532543
Kritzkrieg is the shit
Crossbow and Ubersaw too
Archimedes, though
changed my mind
updatethursday
>>147533591
so the only people that shouldn't kill themselves are engi and heavy mains?
ironic
>>147532543
Soldier and Demo
projectile is reflected
see tears on 4chan
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PASSTimeOfficialget in
>>147533591
basically kill the whole TF2 population
I love that I get a ban not just low priority for leaving retards on mann up who all wipe making it impossible for me to pick up money because I can't kill a giant soldier by myself as scout while dodging 30 crit soldiers
>>147532543
Cherry blossoms bloom,
rocket jump from spire,
explode into pieces
>>147536985
don't need the commas
>>147537109
okay, i thought the pause would enhance the haiku, im sorry
>>147537208
the pauses are implied after each line, thats just part of the format
>>147536946
>tfw someone picks spy for mann up and refuses to switch because he thinks spy is "viable"
im doing a survey about young men and their waifus for a college paper
would you please post your main and your waifu please?
>>147537837
demoman
n/a
>>147537837
>>147533350
anime makes you anigay
is it too much to ask for someone to make some kind of cuirass misc for soldier
>>147532543
no.
post that song that plays when you charging mid by yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT5lZEl0KhQ
>>147533591
Tracer with a scarf is so adorable.
>>147538936
>tumblr file name
>furry /co/ tv show avatar
>aimbots in a 10 year old game
>>147539104
>redditfrog
>>147539151
>damage control
>>147539238
what do you mean
>>147539238
>>147539151
>retards
>>147539284
nice damage control
>>147538419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv5Jvr2Fp48
cringe..
bad general
bad game
ur all loosers!
>>147540108
i am a bad girl
tfw can't tell when its someone pretending to be mordx to make him look bad or if its actually him
if i download steam mobile auth to my phone when i already have it on my ipod will it block me from market or something
can i even use it on both or will it get mad and only let me use it on one
>>147533749
They take no skill and aren't fun to play against. Their basically mei
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games.
american tf2gfu
i have a gut feeling it isnt today
>try out spy
>backstab someone
>only regular stabs them because of the shitty netcode
>they turn around and kill me easily
and spy is supposed to be """easy""" smfh
>>147542193
>shitty netcode
what do you mean? if in your computer you stabbed his back, he would have died
in fact if you have high ping you can stab them even after they turned to face you, since on your screen that will take longer to happen
hi human
>>147541836
:(
But i neeeeeeeed it, i cant stop thinking about it
Big TF2 updates are the only joy in my life
>>147533591
>got destroyed by an anime avatar
>got destroyed by an mlp avatar
>got destroyed by a furry avatar
>got destroyed by a pokemon avatar
>got destroyed by a meme avatar
>got destroyed by a meme bind user
>got destroyed by a me group player
>got destroyed by an original user
>got destroyed by a 6s class
>got destroyed by a pyro
>got destroyed by a sniper or spy
>got destroyed by an mvm nazi
>got destroyed by a max head wearer
>got destroyed by an unusual wearer
>got destroyed by a redditor
>got destroyed by a tumblrina
>got destroyed by a gayfag
>got destroyed by a tripfag
>got destroyed by a pottis
>got destroyed by the IRC
>got destroyed by a faggot
>got destroyed by a /vg/ user
>got destroyed by a guy in real life
>got destroyed by an overwatch player
confirmed shitter
>>147533591
according to this, i should kill myself at least 7 times
anyone knows any good res spells?
not good
Still waiting for that update like
post yfwtf2 remastered
WHERE'S THE UPDATE VALVE
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE AN UPDATE
>>147545407now
>>147545407
We messed up.Jill did
>>147545407
Later today, rebalanced weapons, competitive matchmaking, new hats and taunts...
...you just wait...
>>147546082
woah now
>>147545970
my colleagues at Valve want to advise you not to get your hopes up
>>147546082
MODS
Still waiting for the Frank Ocean album like
>-<
>mfw seagull has more attention than EU and NA TF2 scenes combined
i feel weird
feel me
*does that*
reminder to not accidentally harass .sorex
the asshole is s0rex
what does "beefing" mean in competitive TF2 lingo ?
masterbating to the tf2 characters, thats what
beef on me
>>147547193
its when someone nails a play
the joke is that someone made a bet that if you nail that play they will pay a beef for you to eat
nail me
i never realized how handsome truktruk is
>>147547648
i dont like that word, but at least now i understand it
thanks stranger
So, as a demoman, the only way to deal with good scouts is with sick grenade frags, right?
i feel a little dizzy
http://www.strawpoll.me/10674005
>>147550037
i have a british tf2g pal
i think she is okay
>>147550167
ok
have you tried british food? do you like strong fried food when you wake up?
>>147550037
I have a British non-/tf2g/ pal. He's alright. Hating on British food needs to stay in /ck/ with other shitty memes, like Ja/ck/.
>>147550301
n
i dont know
maybe not
i actually kinda like british breakfast
it fills you with energy, although it takes a few days to get used to it
other than that, british food is bollocks
>>147550309
Excuse me?
When is Heavy getting this lunchbox item?
>>147550703
God damn it, fuck you. I didn't need to see that today.Do you have the one where he serves raw chicken?
>>147549865
Do scouts die to stickies often? Maybe stickies would be better?
>>147550852
The bad ones do.
>>147550958
Can't the same be said for pills though? I feel like demo is at a disadvantage since his only two recourses against a scout are slow projectiles.
>>147551125
That's why scout is considered as demo's counter.
>>147533591
why was this deleted
i see human is mad
>>147432017
>"Demoman pills were extra ridiculous back then. They would explode on contact with the enemy even after they hit the ground."
Just like how Junkrat is right now in Overwatch.
Finally finished this one. Bigger canvasses are much harder to manage in this sprite program.
>>147552202
noice
how long did this take?
how can i make my tf2gfu like me more
>>147552297
Actual work I'd say about 4 hours. Been working on it over 3 weeks.
Did all of the shading except for the bit on the hat today, not happy with the collar right now.
kidnap them
tie them to a chair
rape them until they belong only to you
this works 100% most of the time
UPDATE
WHEN
give me the update..
now..
Thursday at the latest.
>>147552802
>>147552695give me a sec
>>147552202
the lighting from the lightning is really cool
>>147552632
What now?
>>147552802
drop the update and nobody gets hurt
!!!!
>>147550037
I made welsh rabbit once and it was delicious.
am i delicious
>>147553338
>Yaoi
>Approaching the realms of soft gore
Why is this so common? Why are gays so degenerate? Why do gays hate each other so much that they get off to mild torture?
>>147554727
even gays hate gays
>>147554727
Rape/bondage is like the most common kink, even in straight porn.
>>147555074
>>147532543
My scout is not lime
But he taunts on every kill
Even though I suck
get in here: 208.78.165.70:27070
>>147556430
but it is full
am i full of myself
FUUUUUCK
KEVIIN
DURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
>>147555074
>tfw I'm gonna probably be doing lewd stuff with my tf2gfu in less than a couple of hours
>>147557967
who are you
who are xhe
where are you meeting up
>>147558034
secret
secret
my apartment
>>147557967
no one cares viva
>>147558151
well fuck off i don't care if you're not saying who you are faggot
>>147557967
are you a gasol
my freezer creates a lot of ice
how do i stop this from happening
>>147558571
dummy
everyone knows fire counters ice
set your freezer on fire
is gasol really a
>>147558517
sorry
>>147558539
no
>>147558571
Close the freezer door properly instead of letting it hang open.
>>147558667
thank you, will do
>>147558805
stop kidding around
>>147558743
how did he put those three exclamation marks in red
im addicted to cigarretes
>>147558801
oh
its just that he posted >>147520202 and the screenshot in >>147558743 makes him sound like some kind of a creepy rapist
i hope fish is okay
>>147559009
i added them in paint
New update better have some new weapons. Its been 1 and a half years since the last ones
update is not tonight
>>147559389
I'd rather not have new weapons
rebalancing useless weapons to make them viable is better than adding new weapons
>>147559494
FUCK YOU!! REEEEEEE
new weapons are new gameplay
new ways to wreck scrubs
hopefully new ways to make my favorite classes OP
post engineers right now
>>147559716
I don't remember the last time I played engineer
>>147559716
>mfw self-employed fixing computers and actually get a hard one
>>147559716
>>147559479
sleep tight meme-cat
>>147559716
i sure hope tomorrow is the update so i can spend money on video games!!!
you should do something else until the update actually hits
i think
what is an actual acceptable name for a shotgun?
it seems like the only ones i ever see are kurt's microphones, my boomsticks, and reflect this
>>147561728
plan b xD
>>147561728
1% chance to hit
>>147561728
kurt kobains meatshot stick B)
post ur top 10
non of these are tf2g
>tfw good with shotgun
>no one expects the meatshots
>still cant aim rockets and pipes
damn son
>>147562029
>gets banned
>moves to overwatch
>>147562235
stay in valve servers for the moment
put on gunboats (or anything else that isnt a shotgun if you dont have gunboats)
focus on hitting those rockets, forget objective if necessary
try to identify the most common mistake you make
work on that mistake
>>147562802
thanks frag master
>>147562029
>>147562235
>go to any mge server
>play nosplash for 2-3 hours a day
suddenly godlike pipes/rockets
>>147563307
>go to any mge server
>go 2 frags out of 20
>get embarrassed and leave
>>147562029
are you the type of guy who brags about having a "friend" who has a ferari
later
>>147563479
A L T E R N A T E
A C C O U N T S
seriously i know the feeling. so make a f2p account, put your mercenary medal on, and awaaay you go.
>>147564069
people can tell from your movement you are not F2P
they will laugh even harder because they'll know you're using an alt
>>147564763
Who cares? It's just some shitter on the Internet you'll never see again.
>>147564763
so what? they don't know who you actually are.
>>147565056
>>147565083
then why not use your main account
nobody gives a shit in mge
>>147565151
personally, i use an alt because i like to keep track of the number of hours i've dedicated to mge. the fact that it hides my main is just a bonus.
UPDATEfor cs:go
UPDATEFOR THE TF2 MERCH STORE
http://valvestore.welovefine.com/game/detailView/team-fortress-2.html
today I learned to be positive
best I've played in a while
and also realised that mge is a crock of shit that does not translate to real gameplay well at all
>>147564763
~woooooo nobody gives a shit
Seriously, just go 0:20 if you have to; Everybody starts somewhere.
Mge is for getting better, not fragging the most. If some cunt wants to laugh at you then let him, because at the very least you're still less autistic than him.
Don't panic
i'm panicking
>>147565056
>>147565083
>>147565629
t. i didn't read the post he was replying to
>>147565715P I C N I C
>>147559716
>>147565841
but I did
>>147566348
then why did you make a dumb reply
>>147566487
how is it dumb
>>147566487
>>147566578
thought so
Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Tuesday :)
Probably old news, but it looks like Sweetstakes shut down this week. Also appears that the site owner has a bunch of Valve employees on his friends list.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10675594
http://www.strawpoll.me/10675594
http://www.strawpoll.me/10675594
>>147567174
Gold Rush, though
goldrush is a dustbowl of payload
>>147567372
>>147567246
Whoops. I'm stupid
today is the dustbowl of days the update can be on
>>147562235
>tfw really good with shotgun, especially on those rare times I decide to play Pyro
>forget about my flamethrower a lot, so I just use the shotgun as my primary, and the backburner for when I do get behind people
>never done that retarded thing of airblasting a guy back then trying to shoot them from a mile away
>like using the third degree more over the powermeme
>win a lot of pyro vs pyro just because I'm not using a flare gun
It's a nice feeling inside.
>>147567246
I think Upward is the superior map until you get to last.
Badwater is inferior but it's pretty good throughout.
hello i am lonely can someone be my tf2g waifu
>>147567462
and then theres hoodoo which is even worse
>>147567181
Geel thinks he's a big time community leader. Valve seems to think so too, unfortunately.
>>147568292
didnt sweepstakes and saloon got shut down tho? he is more like a failure. next is marketplace
>>147568267
What's bad about Hoodoo?
THIS IS NOT A DRILLhttp://www.teamfortress.com/justkidding
>>147568189
>he doesn't use flares
>he doesn't axtinguish
do you even airshot and smack their bitch face when they land bro
>>147568651
chokes everywhere and retarded layout
>>147568749
>Using flares
>When shotgun is the superior weapon
>He needs to use a crutch to get easy 90 damage flares because he can't do 90 damage meatshots
Pathetic.
>>147562029
Killstreaks are a hell of a drug.
>>147568994
>m-muh hitscans take skill
>flares are crutches despite saying shotgun is superior
Good luck getting that 90 damage meatshot on a sniper 300ft away or a soldier that's just jumped away from you. Maybe you ought to play scout instead, but then I guess you don't have enough health to cover for how shit you are.
Real problem:
>he doesn't use both
>play csgo
>people are 10 times worse than last time i played
>retards on the mic every comp match
>top score with friend
>bottom score retards that i muted want to kick me
>lose with both me and my friend having positive K/D
well, im never going back to thatuntil tomorrow
>>147559803
keks
>all my keys still in trade hold
>2016
>Thinking flares are better than the shotgun
Did I just wander into bizarro-land?
>>147569743
we don't often think about how good our community is
people can complain about a few bronies or whatever playing TF2, but its still better than the toxicity and ragers in csgo
>hackusations almost every comp match i play
>in silver rank matches
this community is retarded
>current year
>he doesn't try to airshot anything and everything and uses shitscan weapons instead
>hoping that b4nny starts streaming
i'm getting bored of being shit on in tf2 center
>>147553338
Ah, I see you're in the board
>>>/lgbt/
>b4nny
turnt af
>>147570747
*wrong
don't join the furry server
b4nny stream is like kindergarden
he doesn't teach everything but he takes care of small children
>get ubered as a demoman
>drop my spaghetti all over the floor
i'm sorry medic
>>147568749
I think the worst part about that combo is if it was done successfully, you could inflict 285 damage plus 3 tick afterburn and get away with it. Powerful and quick enough to kill a full health Heavy within seconds. Just flat out dumb, and the usual loadout to see on a Pyro was just Degreaser/Flare/Axtinguisher.
Even better was the scripts your usual Pyro main had that made it even easier to pull off.
Then when the Axtinguisher got nerfed twice, all the Pyros mains then started using the Powerjack because "muh speed".
>>147571340
>Get kritz'd as demo
>Entire enemy team runs away and I get 0 kills
I'm so sorry.
>>147571340
>anime
dont apologize to me. apologize to yourself.
http://www.teamfortress.com/spoilsofwar/index.htm
>>147571340
>>147571593
>can't even stickyspam in the general direction of the enemy team like all the other "good" demos
>>147572030
>complains about anime on the anime website
>>147571340
Happened to everyone anon
>>147571593
when you kritz they either run away or rush to kill medic
you can charge stickies to shoot them very far away if you see them running back
Tonight is not the night.
fuck this shit
lets be honest it isn't even going to be this fucking week at all
I'm probably the only person in the world who has trouble sticky spamming
if the update isn't on Thursday it will be next Tuesday
if it isnt next week then the TF2 team forgot completely
i can't use stickies either
i just don't know where to place them
>>147574730
wait for the inevitable GL buff and sticky nerf
>>147532678
no u
>>147574472
Hold M2 while you click M1 in the enemies direction. It took me a while to figure it out, too.
>>147537837
Medic
I have no waifuI have a gf
>>147575030
>GL buff
literally who asked for this and why
>>147575326
you are not me
>>147575030
>Implying either of those things will happen
Demo is probably one of the best balanced classes in the game.
>>147569503
Cruch is something that makes you better at low levels but worse at high levels.
You know, like how someone with no walking problems would be slowed down by using a crutch, but someone who can't walk normally needs one to be able to move?
Ever think of where the phrase came from? Dumbass.
>Good luck getting that 90 damage meatshot on a sniper 300ft away
Why did a sniper you hit with a flare stand out in the fucking open unless he had the camper, and if he had the camper why didn't he headshot you? Why didn't he move out of the way of the flare? At that distance he has more than enough time to see the flare coming and get out of its path. Completely unrealistic scenario.
>or a soldier that's just jumped away from you.
Or you could use the shotgun and kill the roamer (who won't be overhealed) in the two-three shots it would take you instead of landing ONE (1) 90 damage flare.
>Maybe you ought to play scout instead, but then I guess you don't have enough health to cover for how shit you are.
Incidentally scout is one of the classes I survive with the longest.
>he doesn't use both
Cause I don't need the flare crutch.
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28286924
hey
>>147559716
okay
>>147575702
>refusing to use a weapon for any reason other than it being subpar
Your weakness offends.
>>147576106
Yes the flaregun is subpar.
That's what I just explained.
>>147559716
>>147575854
and then there's this faggot
>>147576223
what's the point of using the weaker option if you want to perform the best possible? why do you think comp games have strict metas?
even i who likes using the less powerful (or more fun) option for pubs realizes that putting yourself at a disadvantage in comp games is just dumb
personally i love getting the occasional rediculous kill with the equalizer in pubs but why would i use anything but the DA or EP in a comp game?
>>147576223
Flare is still good at out-of-flamethrower range testing for spies, while the shotgun will only let you know if you got them once.
The flare is also good in assisting other pyros who have managed to light their opponent but are still having trouble.
The main benefit of the flare is that it's all-or-nothing, you don't miss pellets with the same frequency, so the better you are at predicting your shots you can get more damage out at range.
If you're straight out of Modern FPS-41 sure, use the shotgun, you baddie.
>Kritz on demand scout
Literally why?
airblursting stickies is for noobs. It's easy because you don't need a surface to hit them with splash damage
im for my tf2gfu
>>147575030
dude pipes are no fucking joke
>geel will defend this
a whole month gone, and still no update
>>147577057
>modern military shooters translate well to using hitscan in a quake-inspired afps
yeah ok
how the fuck does c-tapping work
is it even worth learning how to do it
>>147577057
Shotgun
>Has 6 shots, first shot after firing reloads in a second and each after in half a second
>Pellets do more damage the closer you are to the target. Potential 90 damage at close range.
>Can three shot most classes at medium range, and two shot at close
>Reliable hitscan damage
>Does decent damage against sentry guns
>Effective against Pyros with flareguns
>Makes up for the flamethrower's short range
Flaregun
>Has one shot, does 30 damage at any range
>Reloads in three seconds after firing
>Special 90 crit damage on already burning target
>Flare projectile can be reflected or destroyed
>Arcs, gives enough time for a person to avoid a medium to long range shot
>Three shots from a flaregun to a sentry can be repaired by a single wrench swing
>Cannot light enemy Pyros on fire, suffers when in medium/close range combat with a shotgun Pyro
>Player has a long range option at the cost of a medium range
>>147577057
>Using the flare to spycheck
>Caring about assists
does my tf2gfu care about me
No.
