Dad edition.
>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7 (embed)
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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1st for cowboy
ask one of the worst players in the world anything
>>147450006
Which gold weapon are you going to get first?
>>147454634
i have like 8 points
Best tank for carrying solo ranked?
>>147456663
lucio
How do we fix Mcree?
WHY IS EVERY SPAWN POINT SO CLOSE TO THE FINAL POINT
A MILLION FUCKING TIMES WE SHOULD HAVE WON VOLSKAYA BUT THE SPAWN POINT IS LITERALLY
>LITERALLY
>5 METERS AWAY FROM THE POINT
>>147456663
Best Tank for carry? If your team is decent = Zarya
If you really really really need to do everything yourself = Roadhog
>>147458627
Make his M1 do more damage perhaps. Or increase his movement speed.
>leave game where team got rolled defending volskaya and i had gold gold silver gold
>drops me right back in when i quickplay again
fuck off blizzard, fix your cocksucking shit.
Which hero deserves to be in the next animated short?
Blizzard needs to just remove their worthless matchmaker and forced 50 bullshit entirely. It's making 9/10 games into stomps, and that's no fucking fun even if you're on the winning side. Give me random chance at this point.
>>147455906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNHfvvRJTig
it gets harder at sub 20, since people are really bad. if you want to group up then we can do it together
>competitive
>2 people leave in the first round
>YOU CAN LEAVE WITHOUT A PENALTY BUT WITH A LOSS
>4vs6 the rest of the match
>we still lose
so what purpose had staying?
How to win as genji
> be sure enemy is in slash range
> throw ninja stars once
> block their attack and immediately follow up with slash
> ninja stars in the back
>>147459392
none at all
welcome to blizzard
>>147459250
Sombré
>>147459392
Embarrass their 2 weakest players into quitting as well. Your only chance.
>>147459440
How to win genji
>start spamming at genji as junkrat
>genji uses deflect
>stop shooting
>while he is standing there deflecting throw a trap and mine in front of him
>while he is figuring out what to do his deflect stops and you shoot him
Works every time.
>>147450006
What heroes do you usually use and see others using the most?
>>147458627
Longer, cancellable roll. More M1 damage.
>>147450006
>>147459368
>>147460841
>cancellable roll
Wanna demonstrate how you cancel a roll, anon?
>>147461078
fall flat on your ass or stomach probably
>>147461052
>>147450006
When do I get these?
>52% of the population is now below rank 50
How does this happen /owg/?
So guys I just got an MLG pro esports gamer mouse. My previous one was pic related.
What the fuck is all of this DPI and Report rate bullshit? Should I just leave it all on default? I'm so confused.
>>147448283
Post your Dva pictures here
>>147448283
What in this game pisses you off more than anything?
For me its a tie between these two all too familiar scenarios
>Enemy has a Widow/Bastion thats shitting on our team almost single handedly
>We have 2-3 people who can easily deal with that one person but they somehow manage to fail at doing so
>I cant switch because Im the only tank
Or
>Playing Mercy
>People actually let enemies walk right by them (as in not flanking) so they can kill me
>only win games playing as Soldier 76 or Bastion
Are those actually the ones that you're only supposed to play if you suck or something?
>>147461509
LE EBIN LEAVERS
also shit like your team completely ignoring the enemy reaper so he can shove his shotguns directly into your asshole while you play mercy and then q your idiot allies.
>Win Illios
>Only get a 10th of a level again
What is this meme? Is it because the other team had a leaver?
movin wid da bayload :-DDDDDddddd
ROLLAN
>>147461597
>Level 30-something Hanzo on attack
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>147461661
Yes, if anyone in the game leaves there's a high chance you get fuck all rank up.
>>147459250
I want a Pharah one already
>>147459250__Mei__
>>147458627
stun grenade instantly kills 200 or less HP characters. Damage to everyone else is the same.
What's the best Mercy skin?
Can anyone here actually drink Mountain Dew? It gives me the shits like crazy.
>>147461590
>>147461715
ye kay
>>147461739
You know, I'd make a good Junkrat cosplay. I'm blond enoughBut ama 5'11" Manlet
Why don't people play Widowmaker to counter Pharah instead of using Soldier 76?
GET BEHIND THE RECTANGLE YOU FUCKING RETARDS
IF IT WERE FOR JUST ME, IT WOULDN'T BE SO BIG
>>147461739
that fucking McCree LUL
Any good intentionally bad cosplay pics yet?
>>147459250
Junk and/or Hog
>>147461715
>>147460472
do you think that weebs and waifufags like innocent virgins because it makes them feel better about their own personal lack of sexual experience?
>>147461715
I'm going to try again.
>>147461717
Three Hanzos on attack, all controlled by sub-20 players.In the same group.
>>147461835
Last time I drank it is got itchy.
>>147461509
Because the score system makes it statistically likely that you will lose more score than you gain?
>>147461872
probably because he's more versatile and self sustaining
>>147461739
>>147461872
soldier is good even if they don't have a pharah
Who would you cosplay as, /owg/?
>>147461715
Rolling for anything but Zarya
>>147461869
>he's 6'5"
I had no idea Junkrat was so tall
>>147461715
rollan
>>147461872
because being (usually) dead weight outside of killing a pharah isn't good
I made it boys
>>147461915
my sides
>>147461715
>Doubles
>>147461813
man you really hate tracer dont you
>>147461872
Sniping Pharah as Widow is one of the few instances when playing Widowmaker that you actually have to aim so most people cant do it
This is assuming the Pharah doesnt just hover in midair and not move
>>147461831
It will always be
C and the OBALT
>>147461953
>Fuck we need better team comp
>Player CANCER has switched to Widowmaker
It's like going from cancer to AIDS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>147461953
>Blizzard will never sell this skin again
dang
Is this placement number any good? I don't know what most people are at.
>>147461715
>doubles
>triples
>tank doesn't contest point
>we lose the game
>everyone shits on him
>"I would've died if I went in"
>>147461715
Any but Zarya really
New D.Va stuff
http://webmshare.com/play/Aan6P
Enjoy
>>147461917
I see that Dad is lusting after his daughter. Magnifique.
>>147461872
Because there's more pressure in competitive to actually aim when using Widowmaker. With Soldier, there's considerably less focus on you, in the sense that people just plum don't care about your performance unless there's someone who needs to be countered on the enemy team.
>>147459368
wow this guy is a really bad player
even though he's trying to lose you can still see tons of opportunities where he plays like shit and doesn't know what to do or when to do it
>>147462039
Is this what you're getting rewarded for a win now?
I literally lost 5 levels because of this insane shit, and now it will take me literally the entire season to get back up to where I was.
Wow Blizz. Thanks a lot.
When is this fucking game going to let you put on some filters when you queue regarding stuff like game mode and maps?
I am really fuckign tired of playing control point maps
I don't want to play Volskaya or Anubis ever fucking again
>>147462027
>D.va
NOICE
>>147461897
>and/or
definitelly 'and'
those two simply HAVE to go together
>>147461739
I'd like that skin for Reaper.
>>147462065
You can buy it easily on ebay or something.
It's a meh skin anyway
Remember, you let this happen
>>147461715
aie
>>147462015
>>147462146
lmao yep. Shits rough once you get past Rank 62.
Currently sitting on a 65% win rate
>>147461715
BASTION
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>>147462079
Yes, you know it's good or you wouldn't have posted it, anything above 65 is top 2% according to the stat tracking websites (which obviously don't house every player)
>>147461831
I like all of them desu. Valkyrie is probably the best but if you're a poorfag cant go wrong with amber.
>>147461915
>"Finally,after all these years of ninja training,I have perfected the secret ninja art of the GUN"
>level up
>open box
>mei skin
>level up again
>open box
>mei skin
>level up yet again
>open box
>mei skin
>>147462079
below 40 = shitter
40-50 = avg af
60+ = gud
70+ = pretty gud
80+ = MLG
>>147459250
source?
>>147461590
I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>147462164
Hey they could "show" what Junk found, that was before roadhog
>>147462015
I'm not skinny enough for junk. I'm 6'1" but I'm like 180 or something.
soldiers gun is the most blatantly overpowered gun in the entire game
not only that but its existence nullifies mccree
>ywn softly kiss her
>tfw being carried by my team all day
>>147459368
my secret is to take an essential role that everyone will rely on heavily and play it like shit.
to really guarantee the loss at the lower levels, you actually have to manipulate the enemy team into playing better. at those levels, enemy teams are so unintentionally shitty that you can win on accident if you aren't careful.
>>147461872
Because I fucking suck at aiming and would rather just spray at her
Also
>choosing deadweight heroes
>over 76
Blegh
>>147462015
A brown version of pathboar.
So basically Maoi or Toa Pathboar.
>>147462176
The gremlin DVa meme has gone too far.
wheres all thisgoodcosplay comes from?
>>147462065
i have an unredeemed code for it
>>147461715
roll
>>147462319
Speak for yourself
>>147462283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMhkj8d5CSc
>>147461052
Hey, it's the Mei troll from before. No seriously, what's your secret? I'm trying.
>>147462283
https://youtu.be/qMhkj8d5CSc
>>147462435
>Tracer disappears out of existence.
Pitch vague ideas for new heroes.
I want a Constantine/Shadowrun-esque mage running around in a duster who plays like someone out of Lichdom: Battlemage.
>>147462257
>>"Finally,after all these years of ninja training,I have perfected the secret ninja art of the GUN"This is the saltiest I have ever been at an anime ever holy fuck fuck you you dickbag.
>>147462176
Doritos and Mountain Dew are having a field day
where's this from?
not a single round or push ive played in the last 3 hours has gone past 2 minutes
is overwatch really so dead that it must pit people of such widely varying skill levels together
>>147462176
>so many gamur grillz looking for attention
I would enter their MEKA, senpai.
>>147462314
How about you get good.
>>147461715
r-r-r-roll!
>>147462491
Did you not understand why he had guns or something, it was pretty well explained and vital to part of the story.
>>147461715
ROLLAN FOR EARLY DERAIL
>>147462520
it prioritises quick queues over quality matchmaking.
>>147462176
>this bitch who LITERALLY just wore her own clothes and bought a bag of doritos and a mtn dew
I am MOLTEN with rage
>Mei's warm, soft body
>>147462015
Lucio, I don't have dreads though
>>147462435
>Tracer takes off her thing
>Falls back into the time stream
>Meanwhile Monkey is in the back letting it happen
top wew
>>147461052
>>147462454
Would you like to duo?
>>147462257
>>147462635
Stop it. You're making me lonelier.
>>147462494
Anime Expo
tfw didnt fall for the collectors edition
>clown s76
>nigger reaper
>dirty bastion
>muddy pharah
tracer skin not too bad
>his favorite character isn't 76
>Tfw encountered the first aimbotter I've seen in OW today
>Rank 65 or so lvl 29, obviously a carry account because they were queued with a stack
>They still had trash game sense, absolutely rekt them and their team
It was so blatant too. I'm someone who is suspicious about stuff like the Surefour accusation but this was 100% the most ridiculously obvious aimbot I've seen. I know the mentality behind banning in waves but it should be more often.
>>147461715
Rolling.
Damn
>>147462435
>tracer without her life support
>>147462635
She's actuallty asking "Do you really think I'm fat?" in that picture.
>>147462726
>young daddy 76
>clown
???
>>147459368
>>147462454
add me: Maebbie#21177
it is a bit hard to control the flow of your allies
>>147462606
No I'm completely aware as to why he had a gun.
Still doesn't stop me from being upset over it.
>>147462726
Dirt bastion is the best skin right now
>>147462412
I'll give you $4 for it
>>147462634
Nuh uh you don't get it that's Casual D.VA Cosplay :^)
>>147462065
Just buy a code for it online
>>147462793
Insecure Mei is best Mei.
>>147462435
more like this
I love casual overwatch
>>147462176
I'm glad I let this happen.
My dick.
Best girlfriend, wife and mother
>>147462667
>>147462829
>>147462454
i am mostly on eu, but will check na too
>>147462648
>implying it wasnt part of his plan
>>147462065
They did a giveaway recently on some key shop. That's how I got mine.
>>147462835
No need. What's your bnet, I'll send it to you
>>147461715
Roll
>>147462726
Strike Commander Morrison is literally the best skin in the game though.
>>147462967
and personnal doctor
>>147462472
thanks anon.
i'm not sure i actually wanted to watch that now.
why does blizzard want me to lose
>climb from 46-54
>losing straight back to 49
just had an attack hanzo who refused to switch
why do you want me to lose blizzard
>>147462290
I don't think Dominatrix fucking is part of the squire's job description, nor does pharah need a squire in the first place
>>147462967
>tfw you got her clapping emote from a crate
>>147462946
>>147462480
>>147462648
>>147462774
You guys do know winston makes rooms with time stabilization technology so Tracer can live right?
>>147462967
>when your healslut plays mercy whenever you play reinhardt
>when she tells you that she loves it when daddy squeezes her in his big, manly arms
>every game is a variation of S76-Pharah-Mercy-Lucio-Roadhog-Zarya-Winston-Rein
What an exciting and fun game to play, definitely esports material.
>>147463025
Thanks man. Dumdav#2427
>>147462793
>ywn grab Mei's fat, call her a little piggy and oink at her
>>147462727
It isn't but I'm glad Soldier 76 is a staple of competitive and hope he always is
>Literal 1v6ing as Reinhardt
>Still losing because 2 guys may as well be afk with how much they're lagging and 2 of the absolute worst tracers I've ever seen
Just fuck my rank up senpai
>>147463040
Having a doctor wife would be amazing
>>147462754
Where do you check this? And is 98 your percentile?
>>147462967
>mom
>implying she's fertile
>>147462435
How does Tracer bathe?
Hold up
Let's say your rank 70 and you play with 5 other people with really low ranks like 20 or below.
Do you still face the teams average rating and if you win can your rating go up as the same when you play with people in your rank range?
Why can't I choose the modes I want to play in QP?
I don't fucking want to play your KOTH meme, Blizzard. It's horrendously balanced, a fucking retarded cheeseparty with awful gameplay. Give me the regular maps instead for fucks sake.
>>147463267
of course not, you will get peanuts and lose several levels
>>147463208
Even if your teammates are shit how are you justifying losing a 1v1?
>>147448283
I keep getting random crash while playing, games freezes than it closes itself. Temp is fine, what could the problem be?
>>147462226
>Tfw it's an absolute breeze playing with a stack late night on AU cos 5% of the time you'll be against a pro stack and 95% of the time you are in a totally unfair stompfest that favours you because the enemy is either all solo or way lower rank
>>147463194
Is Mercy's hitbox particularly small or why does it feel like she's incredibly difficult to hit with a shotgun?
>>147463258
My headcanon is that she's got the same tech that's in her chestpiece installed into the walls of her living space
One of the few great Phara fan pieces I've seen
>>147462967
> ywn never hold her soft pregnant belly whilesodomizing her tenderly
>>147463113
I don't think I've really seen that emote
Is it just her clapping normally
>>147463134
Really? Where does it say that?
>>147461872
because they were going to play dad 76 anyways
>>147463289
>KOTH is unbalanced
>When both sides of the map are identical
>Winston
More like Wins-a-ton
Even a shitty monkey can be credit to team a chance because of how good he is at contesting
>>147463289
the maps are mostly mirrored, how could they be imbalanced
retard
>>147463194
>Mei will never defend herself by saying that at least she'll never be cold
>ywn cuddle up next to her to make sure she's never cold again
>>147463363
Pretty sure that's actual canon
>>147463319
Your connection cant handle how much of a massive faggot you are for playing the easiest character in the game (Roadhog)
>>147463336
Yes it's tiny
what happens when two reinhardts ram into each other
>>147463293
????????
You might wanna reread the post there bud
The 50s feel like a legitimate roll of the dice of which team has the most shitters and who gets defense of Sudden Death and it's fucking lame
>>147462480
>>147462648
>Winston isn't smart enough to have equipped certain rooms with a field that mimics her accelerator.
>He's a fucking scientist
How else would she change or shower? Step up senpais
>>147463441
>>147463432
>balance is exclusively map-based
You guys can't be this retarded.
>>147463489
They're both stunned where they collided.
>>147461715
rollin
>>147459250
I could watch that clip on repeat for days
mfw the author said he's considering making and extended version of it
>>147463292
Yeah except 2 70+ can easily carry in a 50s game
>>147463489
there's a sudden death coin flipped and the one who gets blue wins x-DDDDDD
>>147463525
the fuck else could it be based just switch team comps if you're getting countered
>>147461597
when retards on my team play genji tracer and reaper and decide to run around looking for solo picks, constantly run in and die, and refuse to play the objective
>>147463394
>>147463523
>How else would she change or shower?
By just not taking it off? I'm assuming the damn thing is water proof.
>>147463405
> use this superior version next time
>>147463248
Masteroverwatch and I believe so
>>147462726
actually the s76 and tracer ones are really good
the rest is terrible especially the reaper one
>leaver on team
>win
>get jack shit
Fix your game blizzard
>>147463489
both fall
>>147463525
>Everyone has the same choice of characters in the game mode with both identical sides of the map
>It's unbalanced
How could something so equal be unbalanced, instead of vague-posting like a prick why don't you actually give reasons you fucking monkey.
>>147463249
Why wouldnt she be?
>>147463392
Best Mercy anal is pregnant Mercy anal while cuddling
>>147463398
She claps while hovering in mid air looking all cute and happy. That's it.
>>147463394
Is there a SINGLE Mei cosplay of her actual outfit?
/owg/ autists I challenge you to find this.
>>147463489
They both fall over for like half a second but then get back up.
I don't remember if damage happens.
So is there any chance we are going to get some Competitive Points at the end of the season for Games Played or do I really have to grind out 300wins?
>>147463673
blizzard are highly incompetent retards
I should have known after wow
>>147463258
carefully
>>147461715
I imagine 2 years from now, this will be the only form of discussion in these threads.
> reminder there's no happy end
>>147463703
Ah, thanks. Do people use it often?
>>147463719
Most conventions are held during the summer. Not many people want to walk around in a winter coat when it's hot out.
Are these cosplay pics coming from the current Anime Expo?
>killing an ult Genji with your no skill concussion mine
This feels so good.
It is also obvious people are not used to fight GarbageGerbil.
>>147463720
It does, I've died to it before.
You also both get knocked down if you charge and make contact as his Ult hits the ground
> defenders pic offensive characters like genji and tracer leaving nobody to defend the objective
> attackers pick slow characters like Mei and junk rat even worse hanzo and widow maker and be nowhere near the objective or help push
> attackers sit and defend choke points never pushing up
> defenders rushing past choke points and trying to attack spawnpoint
Are people playing this game mentally retarded in this game
Also character cap when why in the fuck do people think picking 6 of the same character is funny or effective in any way but when shit like this exists in the weekly brawl nobody is interested in touching that shit
>>147463736
I hope it's some combination of games played +rank instead of just straight rank or rank*2 or something
If I tried my ass off I could probably get a decent rank but I really don't want to put myself through caring so much about this when I'll just meet tons of people who won't
>>147463736
at the end of a season you get a bonus, or so they say, and the points dont go away, you keep them
>Tracer here
>>147463134
>>147463405
I honestly want to know where because I love reading the official lore for this game
>>147463653
This is like thinking Melee is balanced because both players have access to the same characters.
KOTH is imbalanced because the good heroes are extremely clearcut and differentiated from the bad heroes. KOTH teamcomps are cookiecutter as fuck and the rest of heroes are mostly useless.
HERE COMES THE ANIME EXPO OVERWATCH GATHERING DUMP
>>147463794
DELET THIS
>>147461570
watch any guide on improving aim on jewtube, they explain that kind of shit
>>147463451
I dont even play him you fucking double nigger
>Competitive
>entire has match is completely even
>score is keeps getting tied
>tfw it all gets decided by a coin toss
>tfwyour team gets defence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUjWlx3xhbk
>>147463665
She's so perfect from my point of view
> I love blonde women
> I have a big crush for blue eyes
> All the angelic part really talks to me
She's probably a warm and tender person to live with.
>>147463884
>>147463886
Good because I really want golden hammer
>>147463867
>attackers pick slow characters like Mei and junk rat
Run speed is universal outside of tracer who's slightly faster.
Junk's usually good
>>147463930
>Jessie Fawkes cosplay
>Actually a qt
Love it
>>147463405
He built a room so she wouldn't disappear while he made the accelerator. Pretty much he made a larger accelerator then perfected it so it is compact and small. I believe it says that in her lore
i love tracer but goddamn, this shit happens twice a game
can you avoid some running noise by simply jumping?
Guys, I've had a real craving for one of those mall cookies all day, the m&m one. Wat do I do?
>hero stacking is STILL a thing
Is Blizzard just 100% braindead or something?
>>147463930
>>147461715
Rolling
>>147463930
cute
>>147461078
you stop sooner.
I think he just needs a TAD more movespeed and a slight lightening on the nerf. (48-50 damage instead of 45).
>>147463961
>he can't win on sudden death defense
Dude, just go Rein Bastion Mercy, and any combination of Junkrats, Meis, or Torbs.
My favorite has to be two Mei's constantly keeping an icewall up on the main gate of whatever you're defending, while Junk spams nades down alternate routes.
>>147464052
Good. You fucking deserve it you fucking cancerous piece of shit.
>>147462947
1 out of every 27 D.va cosplays will be hot as fuck, this is the decree.
>>147463589
Doesn't matter if it's waterproof with the way it sits it'd make everything far more difficult than necessary. Like I said to the other guy, he built a room first so she wouldn't disappear, then perfected the technology so she could wear it and have a semi normal life.
