WOSHING EXODUS EDITION
Previous timeline: >>147375012
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Nth forplease cheer up! for me
Horah!
>>147408989I'll try
>Need to take a shower
>Way too lazy
sans
REAL RATTLE HOURS
POST THOSE MFIN BONES
nth for PAPYRUS I STILL MY WIFE SUCK IT LOSER
Every other poster in this thread is SANS!
Do not trust anything he says!
Nth for Omega.
check out this guy
ive been out all night
what happened in the last thread that has everyone depressed?
>>147409098
Sans is a cool dude though. He only cares if you kill everyone.
Opetoriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxu1bku4wN0
Nth for still waiting on the futa Toriel logs
>>147408851
Xth for Burg and Flowe
>>147409142
>>147409142
i knew you jojo fans were crazy but not like this
Greetings anon!
After a rough start at Goodsprings, my 4th of July build is off to a great start! I hope you had a great day/ sleep, and I hope you have whichever you didn't have the one previous after! As a final note, I've been considering writing some fics, but I will need time to get my life in order before I can start.
I love you anon!
REAL WOSHING HOURS ARE UPON US ANONS! WHO'S READY FOR A WOSHING!!!
>>147408498
nah there's only 1 me but I forgot to add what time it was on my end.it was seriously fun
I know I have to go to sleep better I don't want to
Nth for bot
>>147409086
Does this count?
>>147409142
Why is Jotaro dressed like Sans? He's nothing like him.
>>147409264
>want to do an explosives build with you
>easy pete is a rat bastard
i dont know if i can do it desu
>>147409264Thank you anon, your kind words are nice. Today is a sad day. We have lost Doogle. He quit
>>147409201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybZ159U-MMc
jotaro's laugh will never not be nightmare fuel
>>147409275
Wosh me anon! Wosh me hard, right where it feels the best!
>>147409398Whoa, holy shit. Doogle dipped?
>>147409096
HUMAN AND MONSTER BONE MINGLING IS AN ABOMINATION
>>147409348
no. no that does not count.
>>147409409
HeheheheHAHAHAHA
>>147409317
it was a good time for sure, now get your garbage AUs outta my face
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
>>147409445
Yep,Last thread, he quit, saying he lost the motivation to write, he wasn't feeling like it was fun anymore, he says he might lurk and post, but not as Doogle, but as another anon.
>>147409451
But anon [spoilers]all humans have a skeleton inside them[/spoiler]
>>147409484
OH MY GOD!
found a flower in my goat hunts
hopefully one of you flowe fags will enjoy it if you dont have it
>>147409545
Yeah, I just checked last thread after posting. Hope he feels better at some point, I wish him luck.
>>147409557
*tips fedora ora ora*
>>147409528
I WANT TO FUCK THE SKELETON
>>147409364
Sans isn't that similar to Jotaro, but he's still drawn dressed up as him a lot.
>>147409609
Yeah, me too. It's brought down the mood quite a bit.
>>147409546
SKELETON MONSTERS =/= HUMAN SKELETONS YOU DISGUSTING RACIST
>>147409382
Have explosives as a tag skill and increase perception anon! I believe in you!
>>147409398
I saw, and I mourn his loss. He was a good writer, and I hope that he finds joy in whatever he does. Maybe he shall return one day.
>>147409451
YOU CAN'T STOP TRUE LOVE
best scientist hours?
>>147409718
YOU BIGOT ALL SKELETONS ARE EQUAL
>>147409730
I hope he finds happiness too.
>>147409824
Better version of that image.
>crybleat depressed
>doogle leaving
>even mspg has stopped posting regularly
>frick is still here
gate is fucking cruel
why do we get the talentless hack who cant draw or write
>>147409730
i know all that im just conflicted about working with the guy, he's my arch nemesis and cant be trusted. i think im just gonna blow this joint up and hit the hay. goodnight anon
>>147409669
>>147409764
THAT STIFF POSTURE AND FROZEN GRIMACE OF PLEADING, CONFUSED HORROR SPEAKS NOTHING OF LOVE, ANON
>>147409684
Which kinda irks me because there's not a single Undertale character that acts like him, much less Sans. Yet there's so much art of it, I wonder why.
>>147409881
we still have pumpkin
>>147409941
STILL CAN'T STOP TRUE LOVE
>>147409946
I believe it's because Jotaro and Sans are both the most iconic characters of their respective series, so artists believe that it works the best for crossover art.
>>147409968
how long until frick cancer kills off pumpkin
>>147409787
Yes
>>147410072
1 day.
>>147410072
>>147410116
Don't say that! Pumpkin will lead us back to glory!
>>147409514
I'm not sure if you're the same anon from the last thread but that was harsh
>>147408989
One day, we all must realize how little control we have of our surroundings. Though, to an extent, we can be disciplined to control ourselves.
>>147410085
Always
>>147410218
im sorry little skelly man, that was rude, youre just not as good as the original. i hope you can understand
>>147410026
he's clearly been beaten into submission there, look at the exhaustion apparent on his face and the slouch of his spine, he's barely able to hold himself up and is helpless to push away from the vile creature holding him there against his will
>>147410621
Or maybe he's just mirin'
>cuck fetishist leaves
cool, what's the big deal?/
>>147410473
"yeah. I know I'm not as good as him. heck I'm just the him version of his brother. I'm still a little buzzed. but does that mean undertale papyrus is not as good as his brother?"
>>147410460
>>147410681
Hi soriel anon
I finished woshing
>>147410789
do it again.
>>147410707
dont twist my words pal, i love sans and papyrus equally, its the AU part that throws me off
>>147410828
No I'm lazy and sleepy and it would make my skin and hair dry or something
>>147410914
sleep is for the weak
>>147410707
>>147410852
Please stop
>>147410937
I know and that's why I'm staying up I think
>>147410707
underswap is a dumpster AU and us!sans is the wet, maggot infested sludge that sticks to the corner
>>147411012
drink with me :3
>>147411042
No I'm too young and drinking is bad sorry
>>147411006
at first i was trying to make a joke but failed and now im just discussing my favorites, sorry though anon i'll stop talking if you really want me to
Where's the best stop for edgy, gritty fiction? I just want sufferingbut no lewd/gyro stuff
>>147411096
that's no excuse
>>147411140
Wasn't "Flowey is not a good life coach" enough?
>>147411196
What? Yes it is! I'm not of legal age to do it and even if it was drinking is bad for you so I can't
>>147411140
>No gyro stuff
U wot
>>147411096
>>147411245
Don't be a fucking pussy. Do it anyways.
>>147411140
>no gyro stuff
chara would be disappointed
I want this
>>147411245
bitch, I;ve been drinking since I was 13 and look at how I turned out
>>147411303
Sleep well lil' skell
>>147411140
>no gyro stuff
>>147411281
>>147411329
I-I can't...
>>147410852
they just switch roles and personalities anon. they hardly changed at all.
but yes I will admit that the fandom -the koreans in particular- use the size difference to pander to the whole seme/uke trope or the "big tall hero protecting the little guys" trope
but don't let that disgust you. it's still fun "what if sans was as narcistic and energetic as papyrus and what if papyrus was lazy, pun, loving bro"
"like I said I'm still a tad buzzed"
>>147411204
you just reminded me that 'To Cause a Soul to Crack' exists
it's 11 fucking chapters and unfinished, christ
>>147411135
It's the roleplaying that needs to stop, not the discussion
>>147411385
that's something a quitter says. are you a quitter?
>>147411381
Aww, you beat me to it!
>>147411303
i want this
>>147411140
>gyroHoly fuck I am so hungry, it's kebabs for dinner for sure thanks anon
>>147411459
No...but it's bad, I can't!
>>147411487
I want this
>>147411329
>look how I turned out
As a drunk disapointment sans?
>>147411409
i can see the appeal, its just never done correctly so i avoid it on the whole especially since the originals are the best
>>147411448
right, that was for the sake of a joke on my end but it was just a disaster. i apologize again
>>147411592
yes!but I'm also a preschool teacher and enjoy life, I just love to get wasted on weekends
i wanna goat to absorb me desu
I'd hang out with most of you tbqh
>>147411572
i too would die for asrielle-chan, its nice to meet someone else thats committed
Dark hours are here.
What game do you think your favorite would like a lot?
>>147411448
this is why we can't have nice things. thanks for making this general less fun
>>147411631
what was the joke?
>>147411717
I feel like this is a compliment but most of you are so desperate for any attention or relationship that I can't feel good about it.
>>147411717
I wouldn't hang out with anons from here if you paid me a million fucking dollars.
>>147411781
This one maybe http://www.keeptalkinggame.com.
He'd think it's like his show. That and any game with him in it.
>>147411781
>Chara
>Hotline miami
Was there fics about this?
>>147412043
If you had to, which one would you hang out with?
>>147411875
there was no joke in the end since im terrible at comedy but he's right, you should take it easy with the more serious roleplaying
>>147411140
>>147411781
>Sans and Papyrus
I guess Papyrus would like puzzle games or DIY games where you can customize the levels yourself.
I suppose Sans would be too lazy to play games that require a lot of investment, so he would probably just play those casual mobile phone games.
>>147411942
'hanging out' to me means 'sitting in the same room, interaction optional'
>>147412195
Milka was nice to me back when I was posting fics, and is nice to literally everyone all the time without fail, so milka obviously.
>>147412223
what a shame. I was looking forward to draw the lewd bitsI even managed to find a brush almost similar to mmevilcat heh
I was dumping images not yet seen here before so atleast there's that
>>147412363
Huh, I've never seen the point of being around people without interaction but to each their own. I'd definitely talk and do whatever it is normal humans do with some anons.
>>147411781
This is where I'd post the "Asriel kingdom hearts so cool image" if I remembered to save it.
Oh yeah, Asriel would like Kingdom Hearts
>>147412495
oh i would never lewd the skeletons beyond a certain meme point but im glad youre contributing and would love to see any non lewd art you make in the future
>>147412075
I thought Mettaton would of gotten a kick out of Chibi-Robo honestly.
>>147412161
One.I've had it open for about a month now with the intentions of reading it but I still haven't.
>>147412330
>Papyrus would like puzzle games
Well, I kind of figured that.
>Sans would be too lazy
Maybe like an on-rail shooter or something?Or shitty visual novels, just to laugh at them, I don't know.
>>147412558
This doesn't surprise me in the slightest.
>>147412807
Can you link me up with that HM fic?
>>147412864http://pastebin.com/S3L4rjWtHere.
>>147411781
Cooking Mama
>>147412807
Maybe Sans would play something like those idle/clicker games where after a while, you don't have to do anything?
>>147412807
>chibi-robo
I keep forgetting that exists considering how rarely it's brought up.
>>147412658
"......you were gonna cockblock me at some point, weren't you?"
that's gonna be a distant future, anon. I usually draw stuff when I see a nice prompt.
>>147411781
Hatred
>>147412969
sorry little man, im here for the memes, not the D. can i see something you've already done for a prompt then?
>>147413119
I read that as Asriel the rapist.
I blame DF dwarf therapist.
lisa is better
>>147412897
That was a neat fic, thanks
>>147413317
>lisa
Literally who
>>147413317
DELETE THIS
>>147413317
I loved lisa and I loved UT too
>>147413317
Nah. Too dark and depressing.
>>147413317
i agree
more gameplay
more content
better humor
more mature
no furries
>>147413317
Lisa needs braces
>>147413515better soundtrack[/spoiler
yeah id kiss a goagt
>>147413624
>>147413317
this is why lisa is better
>>147413691
lisa has better goats to kiss? who?
>>147413624
I'd smooch a ghost.
>>147413579
DENTAL PLAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wijTAnIUZmM
Ham sandwich.
>>147413191
after you almost cockblock me? lol nah. you'll just see it if and when it happens
>>147414148
I prefer turkey and cheese.
>tfw you message someone and they don't remember you
>>147414148
Ham sanswich.
>>147412075
That's a nice dog you have.
Have another.
>>147411781
Saints row/GTA
>>147414372
I feel dead inside
I feel bad for staying up so late
>>147414265
>tfw you message someone and it takes three hours to get a reply every time
>>147409686Sorry for killing the mood
>>147414813
I've been there. one of my friend would message me every few days at most,
>>147414912
I don't know if I could deal with that. I'm terrified that it'll be like that if I stop messaging him first.
>>147414753
I feel bad about eating that burrito last night.
Especially since it's back for vengeance.
>>147415007
Ibroke up with himI still hate it and him. but I miss what we had
>>147414901
Doogle?
>>147414901It's okay, don't feel bad.
>>147415063
It's not a good feeling, how relationships degrade like that. Especially a romantic one. Do you hate him for neglecting you like that?
>>147415082Howdy
>>147415104
I was just checking on the thread before I got off, and saw that. It feels shitty but maybe I'll write again, just not for a while at least.
>>147415145
the only ex I hate is the one whokilled himselfI still talk to him sometime. not a lot but I guess I consider him a friend still.
>>147415165
Take your time, if you do write again and come back, you'll be met with open arms, friend. I wish you happiness.
>>147415165
Oh, hey. Well, don't feel bad, if it's not fun at the moment, you shouldn't do it. It would make you hate it. Don't feel bad, most of us were sad already tonight, you leaving was just the straw that broke the camel's back I guess. But I'm happy to hear that you might write again one day, but don't force yourself before your ready. If anything, I hope you see how much we love and appreciate you. I wish you the best, and I hope to see you around sometime.
>>147415165
Take your time dude, every artist needs a break once in a while.
>>147414265
>tfw someone messages you and neither of you remember each other
>>147414813
>friend calls me on skype
>answer it
>he has nothing to say and doesn't respond when I talk, but wanted me as 'background noise' as he watches youtube
>gets incredibly fucking pissy when I hang up
the fuck
http://pastebin.com/ke7Laiqi
Reposting for the morning crowd.
Frisk/Asriel and Toriel/Asgore. They go to the pier for the market and meet a mysterious man from the past who wants to defeat Asriel....
>>147415357
>wanted me as 'background noise' as he watches youtube
What does that even mean?
>>147415364
It's.... beautiful
>>147415357
That's retarded.
>>147415364
10/10
>>147415335
>get messaged by a friend
>he doesnt know me, I don't know him
>neither of us want to unfriend the other so we start doing friend shit again
>he was my fucking ex and neither of us knew because we both changed our usernames
>only found out when he started talking about his ex
That was a fun discovery
fish
>>147415364
5/5 bretty gud
>>147415364
Wut da zog
>>147415506
Did he say bad things about you?
>>147415513
>>147415364
did undyne shit herself to death in asgore's ass
>>147415335
>You remember their name wrong
>>147415580
Nah, it was a amiable breakup. It was just a shock because neither of us expected it.
>>147415414
you know how some people leave a fan running all day because the whirring noise is soothing, or people who leave a television on all day to feel like there's people in the house
he wanted to use me like that, not actually speak to me
I don't know if I'd be able to handle a romantic relationship, I can barely handle platonic ones. I don't know if my heart could take breaking up, and the thought of marrying and getting old terrifies me.
Where were you when /utg/ was_______________
>>147415713
That's kind of mean.
>>147415791
I did a lot during that time anon.
>>147415713
people actually do this. I can't believe it
>>147415670
What happened when you two found out you knew each other
you don't have to tell us if you don't want to
Good morning, /utg/.
What are you doing today? How are you doing today?
>>147415791
Here. On /utg/. Like I always am, always have been, and always will be. I am bound to this place, and I will not have its name sullied.
>>147415791
anons could have gotten pregnant and given birth in the lifespan of this general
>>147415916
Boys can't get pregnant idiot
>>147415713
What, did he want the background noise from your mic? And even then, why would he need any sort of sound from you if he was just watching youtube any way? This is weird.
>>147415880
A long awkward bit where neither of us messaged the other and then he invited me to play Team Fortess 2. We didn't make much of a deal about it.
It was a good laugh.
>>147415972
those tumblr sansfag girls that used to come here to say how much they wanted to be stepped on left to get impregnated by IRL short, chubby slobs
>>147415364
i cant imagine if this was someone's first undertale related experience, reading this thing.
>>147416035
I wish I'd gotten here earlier. I could have gotten laid.
>>147415713
Wow, why didn't he just play the clips from calls with you that he recorded because he likes your voice and wants to be able to relive conversations with you?
>>147416020
That's good to hear that it ended well anon
>>147415887
Morning,
Trying to do too many things at once and as a result not getting anything done.and trying to drown out the sounds of gunshots and fireworks. Who launches fireworks while the sun is up?
Feeling confident.
>>147416035
Oh hey I'm one of those. Do girls really like terrible things like that?
>>147416171
Some do.
>>147416014
he wanted to hear me breathing and making the usual keyboard/desk rustling noises because he wanted reassurance that he wasn't the only living human left or some shit, he was lonely but didn't actually want to talk
>>147416239
That's a little more understandable. But he at least could have responded when you talked. I understand the feeling of being lonely like that, it's nice to know that a friend's there.
>>147416239
That's a bit fucking sad.
>>147416171
do you have a mysterious past and a deep, hidden sadness beneath your laid-back and comical demeanor
>>147416239
jesus thats sad
Void~
>>147416376
I want to eat goopy Gaster
>>147416349
I'm usually shy and polite in public, but goodies and funnier with my family or people I'm very close with. I don't have a mysterious past but I'm clinically depressed and joke about my sadness sometimes but I'm actually serious about it and it's just a way of expressing it.
>>147416456
>goodies
*goofier
>>147416452
Please do not eat Doctor Goop.
Pumpkin is great!Shame shes next
>>147416531
I'mma swish him around in my mouth until my teeth turn black!
>>147416596
Is there anybody guaranteed to never leave?
>>147416596
next?
>>147416635
Me but I suck so thats not a good thing
>>147416638
R.I.P
>>147415364
Did the one guy who makes the weird mocking shitposts write this? It's pretty amazing.
>>147416456
unless you can shoot lasers out of your glowing blue monster dong I don't see many cummies in your future, I'm sorry anon
>>147416674
Darn...
>>147416668
toby fox wrote it, it's the leaked script for the sequel
>>147416619
That doesn't sound very healthy.
Why can't I go to sleep
>>147416635
Everybody is going to die eventually
>>147416635
4chan shuts down on August 23rd, 2019 anyways, so even if /utg/ is still around it'll be kill by then.
>>147416151
'MURKA FUCK NO?
>>147416596
oh wow, here comes the new meme. looks like /UTG/ IS DYING!!! isn't alone anymore
>>147416889
What do you mean? What are you talking about?
>>147416810
one day all the people that posted here will be dead
but the archives will remain somewhere for future internet researchers to pore over and learn about our culture
we'll live on in our shitposts for time immemorial
>>147416906
We all deal with loss in a different way anon but that's no reason to get upset
Where are the Aaron Temmie mindbreaking pics?
>>147416959
I'm not upset lol. why isn't anyone like making a sort of graveyard of former contentanons?
>you will never go to hot topic with your goat parents and buy zippo lighter and invader zim attire
Why live.
>>147417232
>invader zim attire
Gaaaayy
>>147417280
I know one anon who wont be going to Dave and Busters with us!
>>147409189
oh, is this a ship now?
>>147417280
Don't insult gays like that.
>>147417459
>>147417459
You're right, my apologies. Have some actual gay.
>>147417636
DONT
>>147417636
THAT
>>147417651
>>147417682
>>147417707
Would you prefer bully?
>>147417727
That is already sexual bully
REAL
MKID
HOURS
