Esports-tier marathon edition
noir when
/gbfg/ also known as cuckold general reporting in
fifth for the eventual inescapable heat death of the universe
My Pappy caught me watching SGDQ... how do I explain myself at brunch tomorrow...?
>speedrunnign
HOIP
>>147341619
man sm64 looks like the best speedgame
HOYP
/v/ here posting a reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Ju7nel5cQ
Trying way too fucking hard there, Spike.
/ffg/ here.
I'm always so glad to be part of the GDQ finale.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
did spike get fatter
THICC
i hope this happens again
What the fuck is wrong with his leg?
>>147341798
for fucks sake not again
/d2g/ reporting in.
What general you guys coming from?
WHAT'S UP WITH THIS MAN'S LEFT LEG?
>>147341836
No but CoolMatt did.
dat leg
the fucking word cringe is banned LUL
>>147341798
i want edo to smoke cigarettes and then whisper speedrun strats in my ear
MEDI
MEDI
MEDIEVIL
Shoutouts to CoolEggplant
So I get that the pre-show and interview shit is supposed to be filler while they setup
But holy fuck is it stupid as shit
Just throw on music or something like previous years
Does that guy have a club leg?
>we were heavily involved with the ebola epidemic
top beb
Oh my god this guy is so nervous
his eyes are twitching and his voice keeps cracking
how long do you think it can go on
before they all die from depression induced suicide
dis nigga got blood clot in his leg?
>>147341489
I can't be the only one in this thread that can't stand Spike Vegeta, can I? Year after year, he inserts his smarmy, cumcaked vocals over every run. I wish I could get over his voice - he seems like a nice dude, but I'd love it if he'd take a back seat and let runners speak.
Him and Peter Dinklage on the couch are a recipe for me to mute the stream.
I don't care about this.
Show the fucking video games.
>>147342019
His body is just one big science experiment
PEPSI MAN
>>147341798
jinkies
does GDQ have a staff of writers now
god damn, cool matty in worse condition than mike. that leg is fucking HUGE.
>tfw have this game
>could never beat it
>>147341715
it's one of the best for sure.
>>147341768
really makes you think....
>>147342084
This is all about saving African children Anon!
>>147342076
No you're right. He seems chill but he's given too much spotlight.
I want to die
WHY EVERY YEAR
CAN IT REALLY LAST EVER YEAR
>>147341798
Velma please leave
>>147342019
>>147342059
>>147342084
indeed
panga is a cunt
>>147342230
he's a shape alright
>those 2 girls from last event
>that guy that JUST randomly shakes their hands
>that cringe
>you will live to see the day the GDQ bubble bursts
>>147342076
I legitimately have no idea who the voices are, but if he's the loud one then I can agree he interjects a little too often.
Thankfully he talks fast.
>people that dont use live streamer and ctrl+h VLC
Why do speedrunners say "dude" so much?
dat donation voice..... hngggg
>>147342456
he's a memester.
>>147342456
dude lmao
>>147342456
Why do english speakers say "um" so much?
It's just part of american diction, dude.
where's the schedule of the announcers so I don't have to listen to the shit ones?
>edobean
welp now i have to fap
Muh Dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIC8JQTUEEQ
>>147342486
here we go again
>>147342170
Holy hormone imbalance syndrome batman
Can you imagine how juicy his nipples must be?
>>147342486
fag
omg QTbean
grab the tissues
>>147342512
I don't say dude or um
Stop using filler in your speech retard
please more "greetings from germany"
"my wife's child"
>tfw no snacks
>dont want to miss anything
what do
>>147342582
glottal stops are natural and automatic
>>147342541
>>147342561
she has a nice voice wtf? just watching this shit until the euro game starts anyways so.
>hand pains
Shitty run for the first run is tradition for GDQs
>>147342645
>don't want to miss anything
are you for real
>Greetings from Germany. My wife's son introduced me to this marathon during AGDQ 2013 and i've been enjoying watching it ever since. Let's kick cancer's butt!
>>147342686
>>147342757
these events dont come often
>>147342686
no she doesn't lol
>>147342538
for the love of god, tell me she isn't in this sgdq
What are people going to complain about with the stream layout this time?
>choking already
first mercy kill incoming
>>147342847
She's literally talking right now
>>147342847
are your ears broken or are you just a retarded /v/ migrant?
fill the mouth
This is literally the worst Mario game and the worst objectively to watch.
>>147342409
>VLC
>not MPC-HC
Does anyone else find it weird that people sit down to watch this, and spam shit in the chat the entire time? Like holy fuck can't people sit still anymore?
>>147342882
Streamers who choke should be shot in the back of the head immediately so other, better streamers can play.
>>147342910
>>147342913
i have it muted right now
>>147342969
MPC-HC master race here.
He might be using Gentoo though.
>>147342956
i think the 2d ones are worse to watch, movement isn't as visually impressive
So how far over the estimate will this guy go?
JEFF
OMFG XD
>>147342969
wait it works in MPC?
>>147342956
>This is literally the worst Mario game
>literally
sunshine isn't that bad, you manchild
is blechy here? this sgdq cannot achieve maximum comfiness without blechy
>>147343016
>using a distro that doesn't respect your freedoms
When are they going to realize that literally no one gives a shit about donation messages?
>>147343073
You can change which program it uses. It defaults to VLC though
oh my goodness
>>147343138
ctrl+f'd the schedule, doesn't seem like it dude, sorry
>>147343159
>guy reading twitch chat
>>147343159
i can smell the rancid man meat from here
>>147342992
they look young, yet two of those hairlines are heading north fast
>>147343159
>not splitting the chairs into 2 rows
>not putting a screen in the middle so its closer to the people in the back
>>147342315
what bubble
its literally just people playing games a week to donate money
I don't see what bubble is there unless there are hidden costs that have been increasing exponentially that relies on the donations given
>>147343195
the cucks who donate $500 like to hear their name said
it's the same reason twitch streamers with donation alerts get so much money
M E R C Y
K I L L
>>147342992
is feasel rockabilly?
>>147342992
Goblin
>>147343195
when are you going to realize that reading donations is the primary motivator for people to give them money?
PLACE YOUR BETS LADIES AND GENT, WHO GETS KICKED OUT THIS EVENT
Man who shows shit off to the camera?
A Cripple
Someone who's annoying as fuck
Someone who doesnt understand proper speed running etique
>german route
GREETINGS
Going to dump some old screenshots from past marathons, as a reminder of what once was, and what will never be again.
It was a simpler time, with smaller rooms, and more innocence.
>de choke
CHOKE
LMAO
JUST CHOKE MY SHIT UP
OH MY GOODNESSS
TOP KEK
is this guy the best Sunshine runner? He's choking so hard.
Always hate this marathon when you get some shitter who's 8th in their game running it while the WR holder sits on the couch
mercy kill when
TOP KEK
eh
>>147343515
cosmo
feels bad man
>>147343467
i bet the 4th
CHOKE OF THE CENTURY
>>147343515
It was a time when true friends came together, and autism was more or less limited to three showings a marathon.
>>147343515
I miss cosmo ;_;
Why'd mental illness have to claim him
>>147343671
>tfw the money got to mike's head
>>147343671
It was a time when hilarity could ensue from utter fuckups, rather than cringe and sadness.
>>147343603
He has the record. He is choking real hard though, probably nervous.
>>147343603
He's WR holder for the category. Chokes on Marathons are a bit excusable IMO. It's a completely different environment from their usual streams and any sort of errors that would usually trigger a reset have to be pushed through.
In other news, for /aco/ folks: https://www.patreon.com/blargsnarf is currently in the Discord chat right now if you want to pester him.
ah yes. hype
HOWEVER
>1k donations
where do people have all this money to throw away
>still no donation tracker for Save/Kill animals
>no read donations declaring Save/Kill animals
Did the super metroid speedrunners form a union or something
>>147343830
It was a time when pushup contests on understreams happened.
Really hate the word hype
>>147343984
H O Y P
O
Y
P
>>147343951
T A X D E D U C T I B L E
... No, but seriously, Doctors Without Borders USA, Inc. is recognized as tax-exempt under section 501(c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Code. 100 percent of donations is deduced.
>>147343951
no gf
Who /trash/ here?
>>147343981
It was a time when Adam_AK was based.
>>147343951
they actually have lives and jobs instead of spending their time complaining about charity gaming marathons on a Chinese cartoon discussion forum :^)
>>147344036
>pay to come to event just to get to sit at backrow and see less of the stream than you would from your phone screen if you used twitch app
>>147344036
>guy directly ahead has that "why is this loser sitting behind me in class" look
>tas block on saturday
cant wait for them to get hurt feelings again when it sucks dick and people tell them
>>147344141
how rough would you blast her?
>>147343951
J.O.B.
>>147344036
Looks way smaller than last event? I don't get why they don't show the crowd anymore in the player cam.
>>147344143
those were better days
>>147344143
It was a time when the ending stream was suddenly hijacked by a porno stream.
>>147344143
or when he actually ran.
>>147344275
64 dongawatts
>>147344170
I don't mind it much. A lot of people aren't familiar with all the games, and if they're showing off something slightly interesting it makes sure you pay attention
>>147344316
It was a time for friends on understreams because Fuckuyama.
>>147344170
It's still mildly amusing if they do it before something literally effortless (i.e. set the controller down tier)
>>147344316
Twitch Social Fucking category when?
>>147344313
>guy in black shirt humping the little dude
>little dude totally going for it
Greetings from /v/
>>147344474
It was also a time for Fuck Mirrored.
>>147344143
>>147344313
>>147344316
>>147344474
Stop
I don't want these feelings
Imagine if twitch opened a chaturbate competitor site
da bees xD
all these fucking normie faggots clapping even though nothing remotely interesting happens drives me nuts
>>147344583
>>147344675
>"normie"
>>>/r9k/
>>>/facebook/
>>147344143
It was a time when cripples and people showing spyro to the camera didn't get kicked out.
>>147344702
Sunshine's bees look like shit and you know it
>>147344313
>>147344621
Indeed, it was a time for EuroDancing.
Is this the worst GDQ yet?
>>147344313
That's from ESA, a event which is clearly superior, or at least it was (still better than GDQ tho).
I miss the times when there was almost no girls at all attendind this events.
When's ESA though?
>>147344740
fug off normie scum
you probably read /v/ and post on reddit
>>147344870
I'm answering your question indirectly you oblivious clod
Sprites and particle effects look better for small indistinct objects
>>147344812
It was a time when toddlers stole the show and nobody wanted to fuck them.
>>147344846
No games to look forward to desu
>>147344846
Of course it is. Every GDQ is worse than the last. 2011 - 2013 was best.
who is this chucklefuck and why is he let's playing this game
Why are there so many "so ironic xd" shitters in speedrunning
>>147345043
so glad joshimuz got destroyed out of the community tbqh
poor guy has choked like 10 things so far
>>147344956
I don't go to /v/ anymore after /vol/ took over.
Only normalfags say normie.
>>147344993
It was a time for art, and the Essentia Speedrunning Dynasty's youngest member establishing her dominance.
>>147344636
>using chaturbate instead of myfreecams
>>147345076
he has the wr but has pretended to quit over and over and pretended that his hands hurt too much to play whenever he gets btfo
>>147345092
Because it's LITERALLY the most autistic hobby imaginable?
>>147344143
>>147344143
Do you have more of the gifs from that year?
gave me proper nostalgia
>>147344170
when you stop turning me on
who /reddit/ here
WHOOP WHOOP oh boy
>>147345126
so you have been there
says everything about you bud
>>147345161
It was still a time for Adam_AK to be based.
>>147341632
newest pornbait game
>>147344143
>>147345213
Adam_AK is the cutest of the cuties from speedrunning
>>147345240
counter-counterpoint
cosplay and math majors
ESA moment
>>147345240
Dang, I guess you got me there huh
>>147345443
It can't be any worse. At least it's Pokemon Furry porn so it's vaguely vidya related.
>all the filenames will be Jeff
Why is there a couch behind the couch
>>147345332
It was a time when Naeglaria gave all the fucks, and no one could stop him.
>>147345443
gonna need the name of the pokemon sir
>>147345561
Bunnyfuck
>>147345443
This general is already the most degenerate thread on fourchins you can't possibly make it worse, not even with furryporn
>>147345561
Diggersby.
>>147345341
like your mother lmao
>>147345561
Looks like Sunflora
>>147345542
2nd grade friends not cool enough for the real couch but close enough to be on cam.
Because placing 2 sofas next to each other would be too hard and distract from the run and donations.
>>147345557
It was a time for Bonesaw and TEH URN.
>organizazers
>>147345561
JEFF
OMFG XDDDD
>Organizazers
>>147345443
Gonna need some source friend.
I had a dream Puncayshun killed himself last night
>>147345772
Lopunny is fucking shit, post a good pokemon at least you fag.
>>147345732
It was a time for FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ
>>147345859
BLUEGLASS ECCO
>>147345859
They're actually doing a bonus stream this year?
>>147345772>tfw stopped caring and finally gave into the heresy earlier this yearI should've done this a long time ago./spoiler]
Some complaints:
>no milliseconds on timer
>still can't see the crowd apart from 3 guys
>>147345954
FILENAME YOU IDIOT
>>147345892
It was a time for raising dongers.
>>147346014
;_;
>>147346018
>no dick
>>147345443
>>147346018
y_...
>>147345964
>fucked up spoiler
shit son let me make up for that
the layout is at least way better this year
>>147346018
shit taste desu senpai
>>147345964
>/spoiler]
OFF THINESELF
I see humble is a sponsor again but this time they actually made a bundle.
>all this shit everyone owns already
I want goat escape but not for the price when I own everything else.
Dont worry if you mess up bounceyboy, because you know you can always bounce on my dick :3
>>147346068
It was a time for the doot doot crew.
>>147345859
The last good GDQ. rip bonus nigger stream
>>147346068
what gdq is this that headcrab went to?
>>147346275
i don't have any of them
are they good
this marathon already sucks my DICK
>>147346359
It was a more innocent time, when plushies went to war openly, rather than in the shadows cast by Uyama's fat ass.
More Adam_AK pls
>>147346486
Could you at least use a trip
>>147345162
All the guys I like are on it
>>147346092
I know I know. Reality can be cruel.
>>147346553
too busy cuddling his ryuuko daki
>long time watcher, first time donator
>american culture
>clapping for everything
>>147346553
>>147346536
It was a time for more Adam_AK, and Fuckuyama.
>>147346420
Yes the games are all good.
>>147346553
>>147346621
>>147346018
FYI, for all of his stuff you can search md5:the-filename-without-extension on e621 and get source.
