>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
nth for Traxex is the best waif/u/
timbersaw is a perfectly balanced character
twitter.com/SumaaaaiL/status/749379483673595904?s=09
Post it
>>147281827
this chump doesnt play support jungle bloodseeker getting dagon at 10 minutes and ruptures Timber everytime
>>147282026
Holy fuck that happened to me like two games ago, fuck yourself if that was you senpai.
>>147282227
I don't get it
>>147281991
>>147282383
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>147282383
I'd be more worried about her fucking teeth breaking.
MOMMY
>>147282383
>no blood
fake
>>147282549
I'm so glad this disgusting bitch is not relevant, and soon Manne won't be seen ever again too. Too bad that won't be the end of these people
>>147282372
Can see the cameramen I guess. Wonder how that made it past everyone and got into the movie lmao
>>147281991
>>147282549
why is her waist so thin when her arms and legs are DISgUST
>>147282825
I don't see it
>>147281991
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>147283024
I hope you never stop posting lad
>>147282848
>Kotlguy doing the robot
Pfft
>>147283108
>tfw a lot of the old spammers never post anymore
>no more quarry to settle
>no more need to breed
>no more autistic drowposter
>>147283238
I could make some new spam if that would make it hurt less
>>147283238
Xionxang still posts here. Need2Breed never left.
>>147283238
>quarries settled
>bred
>tobi moved on to overwatch
>exlcusively use english as language preference
>exclusively queue on us east
>every single match in every game type has at least 5 spics and 2 russians/polacks/eastern eurotrash
>they have the gall to complain about lag and not understanding what everyone else says
>on us fucking east
region lock when
>>147283310
use this
>>147283310
y-you would ;_;?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
r8 my desktop guys
>>147281991
Does Lions mana gobble count for the mana burn quest?
>not watching our weeaboo making an ass of himself by playing mid
>>147283563
I'm going to need a source
If you play a hero that can't support and isn't ranged then you have doomed your lanes and warding because no-one else will
If you don't pick a hero that can push hard and kill enemies then you will lose because of shitters you will lose
Pugna is the only solution
>>147284056
>Who is Sylla, the Lone Druid?
>>147283804
Gee I dunno anon-kun, anyone with an IQ above 90 could source this themselves.
im glad i can watch NDL again on dota watch, its boring watching thse guys play in pubs and have constant idiots/redditors meming
really seeing high level and bantz again completes my life
>>147281948
Sumail @SumaaaaiL 6m6 minutes ago
It's not the end wait for it .
someone post THAT webm
>>147284237
google search gives me one single result that i can't read
pls
>>147284551
>drunk russian legion commander in my team goes afk jungle, ends game with 0-9-6 score.
>lion buys 2 tranquils and feeds 16 kills
>mirana rushes straight desolator after phase boots thinking she can carry
>still carry the game as AgainstSorceryMan
>>147284551
>>147284551
>>147282939
You can see his shadow towards the end of the clip.
>>147284551
>>147284847
>gif
>>147284895
>THAT_webm.gif
end yourselves
>>147284847
Damn, what is that?
>>147284553
Gee did you try going to one of the big hentai collection sites and searching for some keywords.
>arteezy
holy shit that is the funniest thing ive ever seen rtz do
that was like 4 of his memes combined into one single shitshow
>>147285083
In a few months from now doing something like this will lead to a player being shunned from the scene.
THIS KID IS SO SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWT
>>147284551
I NEED to breed her
>grant just leaves
Ok.jpg
>>147285113
what the fuck keywords am i supposed to search for
loli and voyeurism isn't exactly specific
>>147285107
giant tree weta
>>147285276
OBJECTIVE FACTS ABOUT WYVERN VS SNIPER:
BOTH:
>Both heroes have a ~1000 range attack
>Both heroes have two stacking movement speed slow skills
>Both heroes have a damage over time skill that gives bonus vision
>Both heroes have a 300+ damage nuke at 1000+ range
>Both heroes have +5.0 combined damage & attack speed scaling per level
>Both heroes have low base damage and must build glass cannon for their DPS to matter
WYVERN:
>Has a 3.5 second bkb piercing instant AoE stun
>Has a flying movement for escaping
>Has a spammable aoe nuke for flash farming
>Has built in sustain skill
>Has much higher strength & strength gain
>Has the best laning harassment skill in the game
>Can build orchid for one of the most efficient dps items in the game
>Has great early and midgame potential, can aggressively pick off heroes and teamfight
>Even when behind, can still OHKO heroes with ults and poop out high aoe damage and disables
SNIPER:
>Has no hard disable
>Has no escape spell
>Has no flash farming
>Has no sustainability
>Has skills with lengthy delayed cast time and effect
>Has mediocre lane harassment
>As an agility hero, has worse item options
>Contributes nothing early/midgame.
>When shut down, he will lack the damage to kill even support heroes
>>147285280
he went to go get his pizza
>>147285303
I hate the idea of spoonfeeding something this simple but my mother would scold me at the fact that being rude to idiots isn't constructive.
Also try maid outfits too, or even fucking Tera. I've played ten hours of Tera and that was enough for me to know what Castanica and Elin were.
I want Luna to sit on my face
>>147283563
>>147284237
>>147285113
>>147285505
>posts porn images
>just so he feel better for knowing about some random ass weeb game when people dont know the source
smhfam
>>147285636
But I don't feel better, I feel bad for him.
>>147285210
why
>>147285915
It's highly problematic you shitlord
>>147285915
It's problematic and dota is about to get a lot more inclusive
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sorlmn
>mfw I picked ET regularly long before he became a meta favorite
Well I'm glad the world has finally decided to catch up to me.
>>147285973
ur problematic desu
delete urself my man
>>147286047
>you
mind xe pronouns shitlord
>>147285973
>>147286016
>>147286047
What sort of redditshit meme is this
>>147286030
>not getting even more ahead on trends
>>147286140
delete this
>>147283382
Tobi left us?
Oh boy, I can't stop tilting like a fuckign RETARD. WHY CAN'T I STOP PLAYIGN THIS GAME, THE ONLY TIME I EVERY CHAIN PLAY IS WHEN I FUCKIGN GO ON LOSS STEREASK.F CUK
>>147286173
>Redditfag shibboleths himself by calling others reddit while trying to fit in
l mao
>>147286208
>implying
any second now
>>147286353
This is your daily reminder that dota devs pay attention to reddit not /d2g/
this nel game tho
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
HE SAID IT
what did he mean by this
>>147286016
was anyone excluding women? oh wait, that's their word for "we want you to force us into everything"
tell me /d2g/, is the Naga Hex worth it, or are there other mind that are better for Dota 2?
>>147286591
>>147286591
WAKE ME UP
YFW DC WIN TI6
>>147281991
>>147286591
His last haircut was embarrassing anime fanboy already but it sort of worked anyway. I can't defend this.
Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
Almost 16 MILLION .. Will be a little busy to post it then but let's get ready to break some records. #TI6 pic.twitter.com/3ceys8ifLE
biggest esport event of all time?
>>147283563
>tfw no more Elin Peropero
Those were some of the greatest 2D faps I've ever had, and I don't even like loli generally
>>147284551
>>147287047
>literally dead
>>147286936
who
>>147286936
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>147287063
Duh
I suspect this year might be the peak though
>>147286936
>People find this attractive
Gross
>>147286936
well shit
>>147287279
niggers do
>>147287243
>t-this is it doturds, it may have happened 6 (SIX) (SEIS) times but its o-over from here on out
>>147287279
Only the predominantly black parts of the world.
>>147287138
I can only imagine him feeling really good about this cosplay, then going to the major seeing that other doom and then just feeling crushed
:( projecting is bad
>>147286208
Visage is shit now though.
I lost fucking 15% winrate on him when they 'fixed' his bird stun and I don't see any of the buffs offsetting that yet.
>>147287279
settle down ireland
>>147286936
can we get a source tho
What kind of cut you want senpai?
>>147287597
(ie. Africa, South America, the Caribbean, and the United States of America, soon Sweden)
>>147287279
Tbh even for a black guy I think that can be slightly too much.
There's a perfect ratio of shape-to-size for an ass. Too little or too much size and the shape can be ruined. Not saying it's 0/10 wnb but there's room for improvement.
>>147287864
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>147287864
this meme has gone to far
every time something or someone gets a hair cut you people feel the need to say this
STOP KILLING MEMES
>ee streaming topless
>>147288282
>Tfw he would be banned from Twitch for doing that
And people wondered why Secret moved to panda...baka
>>147287279
Go to bed, Mc. Flannigan
>>147288558
There's this south-east Asian girl I've been talking to lately that is basically a shorter non-glasses version of her.
Is Anti-Mage a manlet?
>>147287404That's what my friends in the scene are saying
>after winning TI6 our guy n0tail will be the highest earning esports player of all time
>>147287243
I think people say this every year desu, Valve always finds a way to bring in more money
>>147288219
Every time someone get's an awful haircut**
ftfy
Why dont people play jungle Templar Assassin?
>>147288969
>Every time someone get's an awful haircut**
you people will butcher this meme to the ground
>>147288859
Wouldn't any player on the team that wins be the highest earningest player of all timest? Unless EG get's #2 maybe
>>147289182
Nah. N0tail needs to stack it on top of his current 800k to make it there.
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>dead thread
How is valve making money if this thread is dead? Doesn't that mean no one plays it?
>>147289952
>How is valve making money if this thread is dead?
4chan is dying bro. Literally all boards are dying except /pol/, /tv/ and /sp/
>>147289952
I'll show you a dead thread >>147250356
>>147289952
The vast majority of the playerbase is made up of third worlder shitskins and slavs. The actual number of white, english-speaking players is very tiny.
>>147290057
;_; why?
and where am I supposed to go if it dies?
will there be a 6.89 before ti6?
obviously not a massive patch with new items and shit
>>147290356
/ghost/
>>147290356
real life
>>147290292
I know Stockholm = Russia, so does that mean Europe (Luxembourg?) = EUW and Austria = EUE?
>those perfectly mathcing curves for Europe and Stockholm
>>147290493
ayase best girl
>>147290402
Doubt it. Most likely a 6.88b
>>147290528
Yes.
There's also 7 Perfect World serves but they only list four on Yasp.
>>147290549
I agree
>>147290535
Ran is literally the worst girl.
>>147290493
What went wrong
>>147290905
leoric the skeleton king didn't build kelen's dagger
>>147290905
your carry had no damage
UM DOTARDS
EXPLAIN THIS????
twitch tv SLASH pro_dota2_tv
>>147290905
wk bird and void don't know how to itemize.
>NADota going on
>EG is playing
>thread dead as fuck
What the fuck happened senpai
>>147291481
(You)
This guy walks into your lane with 20 Reactive Armor stacks and slaps your supports ass. What do you do?
Why would anyone pay for this?
>>147291540
>NEL
>>147291635
i am the support, my name is bird.
i fly away.
>>147291645
to stomp games
you're buying a smurf account
the best part is that you only get +25 MMR per game meaning that account will be good for a long time
>>147291481
I cant even tell who won
>>147291852
Dire did
So i got the golden riki immortal
How rich am i
>>147291645
do you know how boring it is to sit through losses until 1 mmr?
you'd have to grind it up to level whatever, then sit through 10 placements, then tank like 100 losses
>>147291852
Dire. I can tell and I don't even speak whatever language that is.
>>147290535
>>147290868
you will turn into normies
>>147291908
I think that might be the worst gold immo of all time
>>147291635
>radiant safelane sven
>more or less solo, support romaing
>solo with timber
>at one point timber tries harassing
>both of us level 6 half health
>gets his ult on me
>timber chains
>ITS MORPHIN TIME
> stun and kill him with one hit
I dont know why people dont realize is timber is shit against burst damage. Hes only good against chip damage>>147291653
>>147291174
>attack speed out the wazoo
>basher
>armlet
>passive crits with no break on the enemy team to fuck with it
>no damage
>>147292175
>Out damaged by Doom and Axe
Whens the last time you had fun playing dota?
>>147292375
Today
>Enemy team picks Medusa
>Our mid picks fucking PL
>Medusa free farms because I can't solo lane against the snake
>Ping her frantically with the "Help!" chatwheel
>No rotations, no ganks
>Lose 2 towers
>PL remarks"Hurr durr why did you not move when u lose 2 towers omfg"
>"So let Medusa free farm? Are you mentally ill?"
>"Omg noob I'm 6-0 stfu"
>Lose
>He was in a 3 stack
>3+ reports because of a retard picking PL into a medusa and no rotations from his homo stack caused us to lose the game.
Pls like comment and subscribe for more anger!
>>147292120
You don't kill a fucking half health timber as a level 6 Sven
>>147292506
hahaha dude i picked PL for the mana burn x-d totally counters stone gaze stfu noob xd
>>147291918
I use kotl to force one of my teammates to abandon by cliffing them. Then I play 3 ranked matches where I just farm vacuum and don't do anything. It's a net loss of about 50 MMR over 4 games. There's probably a better way to do it but I haven't thought about it. Plus it's fun to hear seashits scream at me whilst being utterly helpless.
>30 minutes in
>enemy invoker is 19-2
>our team's gyro is 1-11
>I am 3-2 as offlane void
>team agrees we lost because I have a vanguard and a vlads
>they all agree that battlefury is much smarter
>gyro says I should have bought deadalus and a mask of madness
"I played fine, we lost because this void ruined our teamwork"
"I hate people like that"
-gryro, 2016
>>147290905
>vlads and lotus orb
>on Void
Why does it take 10 mins for EE to find a match on Europe West but then he ends up with low 4k players on his team?
>>147292920
This is always the best
>Wow that item you picked totally caused me to lose my game sense!
>If you didn't make that one mis play 6 minutes in I would have been better at the game!
>>147292920
>vanguard and vlads
they're right though
end yourself
>>147293081
the only thing that keeps me from killing myself is the knowledge that offlane void has won me 10 out of my last 13 ranked games
thank god that gyro is going to keep losing and I'm going to be a higher mmr than him by tomorrow
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>>147288059
>>147287864
>>147286873
>>147286787
>>147286767
>>147286591
>>147281948
Apologize
>>147286016
>dota is about to get a lot more inclusive
>SJWs trying to get a crowd of Russians to "clean up their act"
Holy fucking shit I need to see this unfold.
How do I become a MMR assassin? I want to make money by losing at Dota.
>>147293447
is sumail white?
>>147293763
What gave it away?
reminder to stay hydrated
DO.....
TURDS!!!!!!!!
>>147293081
>if you had warded top rune I wouldnt have gotten killed when I dove their t2 retard
>>147293987
>Dies to an enemy that walked down the lane and bursted him
>"We Need Wards"
Bonus points if it's to a support that has brown boots+Tp because he's been buying all the detection/wards/support items
>>147293081
>If this fucking faggot hadn't taken a last hit from me I would be 12-0 right now but now I'm feeding
>Fucking toxic players tilting me making me play badly
>>147294413
Did you reply to her first or post on d2g first?
>playing with a 4 stack
>they think it's funny to just flame every single time anything happens
>chrono 2 people
>they scream about how I'm shit
>get a kill
>you're fucking worthless you shitstain
>take rax
>you fucking faggot you're a worthless feeder fucking kill yourself
im gonna cry
>tfw that moment when you realise what just stole your pick
Terrorblade can push earlier than Arc Warden
Terrorblade can push harder than Arc Warden
Terrorblade comes online earlier than Arc Warden
Terrorblade carries harder than Arc Warden
>>147290356
that's why 4chan needs to be kept alive at all costs, otherwise we have to find other niche interest boards, and reddit is currently the only reliable provider. If 4chan dies, suddenly thats a massive shit dumped on normie.com. nobody wants that
>>147295884
If 4chan died we'd just flood another *chan lad
If all chans died i'd probably go to SA desu
>orchid echosabre void
is there anything that feels better
universe running my patented official /d2g/ recommended jungle treant
>>147295531
im sorry bb
Select all images with pizza.
>>147295531
>the 4k mid with inflated ego that flamed you all game starts getting BTFO in all chat by the enemy offlaner
this is the best feel
Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.
We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.
A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.
More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.
What do you guys think?
>>147291635
walk off and let the support die then bitch about feeder noob supportsI play support, and I fucking hate waifu carry mains
>>147296501
>>147296501
>a certain someone
based bruno
>>147296501
FIX THE DAMN GAME FAGGOTS FOR FUCK SAKE
>>147296501
>there hasn't been a new dota hero in 3 years
DEAD GAME
Who is the best white dota player?
MOMMY
I
L
K
>>147294630
>tfw I am that support
Dota is a fun game....
>>147297446
https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=39
>>147294630
That happens to me all the time. Even when there was a ward there and you could clearly see the enemy coming their way, they manage to find someone else to blame.
>>147297362
Ming_Control
When will Valve fix broken comeback gold? It's been bugged since 6.86
which of you faggots posted it to reddit
>tfw the enemy team counterpicks you and you still shit fuck them
>>147299048
the auroth webm?
>>147299663
>this is a 10/10 in sweden
/d2g/ what if:
>Hurricane Pike now gives truesight over its target for 5 seconds
>Attacks during Hurricane pike don't reveal you from fog of war
>Geminate attack no longer counts to remove a charge from hurricane pike's counter
>>147293950
>Drink a liter of water
>Still thirsty
How long do I have?
>>147299663
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>147300731
Fuck off
She looks fine
>>147299663
DELETE THIS
>Forced 50
FUCK
THIS
SHIT
FIX YOUR MATCHMAKING VALVE IT SUCKS DICK
Lol remember what happened to EG and Secret the last time they both dropped out of a tournament :)?
How the FUCK is this balanced?
Join this minecraft server Ironminecarts.beastmc.com
currently OP heroes of the patch
>omniknight, spirit breaker, pudge, phantom assassin, drow, bloodseeker, wraith king, riki, legion commander
discuss
This is some CLASSIC nadota holy shit. Pure butthurt lmao. I got a lot of respect for ixmike especially when he set up a league instantly when asked, of course thos that paid him are great guys.
>>147301821
LC is the only OP hero in that list
>>147301668
>minecraft
But I'm not autistic.
>Morphling is a "carry"
>his only damage steroid is high agility
Uhh dotards?
>>147301175
>win
>haha im so good
>lose
>FUCKING FORCED 50 WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LOSE HOW
>>147301591
literally BadKunkka
>>147291645
I can just imagine at 1mmr theres like 100 people there and they're all 2k losers who bought 1mmr accounts so they could stomp the noobs there, ironically it ends up them just matchmaking with the same people as their real mmr
>>147301668
is it a pre-1.7 beta patch or is it a full release shitpile of "we have no fucking idea what we're even doing with this game anymore" with the game taking 2000 different directions
>>147302170
literally made me laugh out loud
ye ok over 2000 hours of dota im done. going to league. what hero do i play? ashe?
>>147302971
Morgana
Nami
Mordekaiser
In the five hours of league I played those were the only heroes I liked.
>>147299663
HOW CAN BALDA HIT THIS MONSTROSITY
>>147292375
never
i stopped playing dota when i learn i need to buy boots on my flying toon
>>147302971
>moving from a dead game to an even deader one
>>147293081
Just had this one
>Get double bash first blooded by a fucking offlane void
>"WOW IF LION DIDN'T FEED FB AND WON ME MY LANE I WOULD HAVE BEEN A HALF DECENT PLAYER"
>>147301668
wrong thread friendo
>>147302971
>switching to league
lol
>>147303404
That's my favorite meme
>Die in a completely unavoidable way, i.e., smoke ganked shortly after the enemies were visible on the map
>"Hurr durr stop feeding"
Word has lost it's fucking meaning.
what if wall of illusions was actually a good spell, a wall that you wouldn't want to cross instead of just bonus damage on vacuum?
>>147303849
>over 10 million players according to Blizzard
>only 200k ranked players according to Overbuff
What a great player base.
>>147303849
>Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Yeah but it's still a shame Overwatch had to die so young.
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