GERMANY STRONG edition
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SHITALY LOST
GERMANY WON
Previous thread: >>146805249
best waifu
>>>/sp/69176576
no one here?
>>147277926
whoops, meant
>>>/sp/69176926
ah, what a day.
>>147278247
oh thank god, I thought I was completely alone here.
>>147278456
Certainly not.
Congrats
You never fail to disappoint me, Italy.
>>147261458
How about no? Goddammit. Too late for that now.
>>147276054
Don't do this to me, man.
>>147277607
>SHITALY LOST
Rude.
>>147278857
historic day, really. Germany has never ever won against Italy in an EC or WC before. the best
>we
ever managed was a 0-0 I believe. so fucking excited, drove through town all honking for a bit.
>>147277607
>that collection
Why is the ME3 case so fucking big?
>>147279067
In the past 20 years, I don't remember Italy winning a penalty shootout past the quarter finals. I was prepared for it. I knew we were going to penalties before the game even started. Still stings.
>>147279502
>we
Greece didn't qualify
kind of sad now.
SO ANYWAY... MASS EFFECT?
come on guys!
BIG ASARI TITS! WOOOOOOOOH!
>>147283138
>>147283138
how big are we talking here? like leanne crow or scarlett johansson?
>>147283549
Leanne Crow for a change
>>147283815
>tfw a bunch of asari commandos storm your hideout but can't fit into the breach because of their huge boobs
>getting biotic titty slapped
>>147284129
that'd be hilarious
last bump from me. if we die, we die.
>>147284575
i'd make her blue but i only have paint
>new companion is asari matriarch
>sexually bullying the other female companions and maidens
>to romance you need to win a dominance mini-game
>if you loseit turns out she has a dick and it fades to black
>>147283549
>>147289890
she doesn't look happy
>>147289890
>>147289986
she can't get any small-titted roles
>>147290152
be quiet egghead
>>147290152
That's after the breast reduction afaik, so her titties are still big.
>>147291497
the betrayal cannot be forgiven, now if you'll excuse me i have to go mourn
>>147291773
>mourns the reduction of an unobtainable celeb's tits from an H-cup to a G-cup
>posts a woman with smaller tits
Get you tit game on point, goober.
>>147292690
yes but she hasn't had a reduction and she has actual curves meanwhile ariel is on the express train to fridgeville, you know it, i know it, we all know it
don't even try to deny it because i know that you know that i know that you know
now if you'll excuse me i have to go fap to awful bdsm fanfiction of jack and/or mirandadon't you fucking judge me
>>147293727
>complains about potential fridge-bod
>posts a fridge
>massive matriarchial mammaries
asarirape gangs roaming the streets of your hometown at night?
>>147298309
hopefully so
The only surviving relative of the drell.
http://orig00.deviantart.net/0b77/f/2016/178/1/f/liara_x_shepard_by_becausewhynot01-da7vrbb.jpg
Hello dead people
>>147311068
Good morning, anon.
>>147281314
I meant
>we
As in the people watching the game. Me you and everyone else. I knew
>we
were going to penalties.
>>147292690
I was at a friend's house watching the game last night. His sister played volleyball a couple of years back. Use to be thicc. Had nice titties. Not big, but nice ones. She went on a diet and what tities she had are now gone. Sad as fuck.
>>147293727
>i have to go fap to awful bdsm fanfiction of jack and/or miranda
Who is the dom and who is the sub?
>>147277743
I love that kid. You can tell he's going to grow up into a passionate, handsome young man down the line.
I love kids, mang. I love kids in both ways, but in this boy's case, I love him in the not illegal way.
>>147313510
He's German mate. He'll grow up into an immigrant loving, self-hating Merkelcuck after the German education and propaganda system is done with him
Hey guys, why aren't you posting hot Liara pics?
>>147315187
we ran out!
>>147315187
Because Liara a shit.
>>147315187
Sorry, can't find any of her on fire
http://orig15.deviantart.net/6959/f/2013/010/8/4/sexy_liara_tsoni_by_hentaithimy-d5r1jkr.png
http://orig14.deviantart.net/13a8/f/2012/350/b/4/sexy_edi_by_hentaithimy-d5o7ql9.png
http://orig05.deviantart.net/7cb7/f/2016/178/a/e/shepard_x_harley_by_becausewhynot01-da7vtht.jpg
Ded
What changes would you make to ME3 to make it overall more enjoyable?
Personally, I would remove the N7 missions completely. I would rework Priority: Rannoch and rewrite Priority: Citadel completely. Making Udina the bad guy AGAIN doesn't really help and Kai Leng needs to be written out of the entire game. I would also add some more segments with ME2 crew members when around the Citadel. Like meeting the Lawsons as they're out for a coffee, even if it's just overhearing their conversation. Likewise Jack talking her students on a day trip to the Citadel to let off some steam, Samara trying to ring up contacts to secure resources for rebuilding the Ardat-Yakshi monastery etc. Little things that don't take much from the game's budget and could raise the overall game's quality a little bit higher.
What other small or big things would you change?
>>147315187
because Jack is better
>>147328365
Larger potential squadmate roster. Remove Kai Leng. Make the side quests actual side quests, like in 1 and 2. Up the difficulty.
Less Cerberus, more Reapers.
And as for Earth, make it a longer and much more difficult battle. Multiple missions, not just London. Say, all the alien factions being forced to land somewhere else on the planet and make your way to London so you can see more of the state of the planet. Actually rally your forces together before the final push.
As for the ending, I don't know. Feels like you'd have to rewrite a lot of the series overall story in all 3 games to make the finale make sense. Obviously more closure with regards to your squaddies and romance.
WOOOOOOOOOH!
Are you as turned on as I am?
Delicious French bread for breakfast
>>147333758
Baguette < Hákarl
Did you guys see the new leak? Seems pretty fucking based but at the same time it feels like some hack writing.
>>147337082
>no link
come on man
>>>/ck/7843375
B T F O
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New Andromeda leaks:
>The reason that Bioware refuses to comment or even acknowledge the endings of ME3 relative to how they are involved with Andromeda's story/lore is because they are actually going the Indoctrination route (Youtube "Indoctrination") but with their own twist
>Their twist involves Shepard NOT be indoctrinated by the end of ME3 but actually at the very start of ME2.
>Shepard doesn't actually get rebuilt from Cerberus, the events of ME2/ME3 are actually memory implants made by the Reapers as they try to indoctrinate him
>The beginning of Andromeda essentially has Ryder and the entire Alliance fleet being chased away from the Milky Way Galaxy by the Reapers led by the corrupt Shepard
>There is an N7 operative in pursuit of Ryder and her squad, not much is known about this N7 operative
>>147337082
>pretty fucking based
It's terrible
>>147338184
>a small part of literally hundreds of different kinds of German bread
>BTFO
okay.
>>147338253
sounds like just another (bad) fan theory
If species like the asari exist, who look a lot like humans, then somewhere out there in the Milky Way or Andromeda there's a species like the orcs in Warcraft.
Orcfu when? Bioware pls gib
Why, specifically, is indoctrination theory stupid?
>>147341163
Contrarian faggots are just mad that their pitiful creativity didn't allow them to come up with such a theory.
>>147338253
No, no, no, no, no. No. No! NO! NOOOOO! Not this bullshit, please! No! Fuck no! Please, let it not be true. They're going to invalidate everything we did in ME2? Invalidate the squaddies as well? Like, how can you even imprint all these people ... how could you have all these quests and ... the dead reaper that indoctrinated ... borker ... shit!
>>147339165
>sounds like just another (bad) fan theory
I hope so. Sorry for overreacting.
>>147341163
the endings were bad, but creating the indoctrination theory is just a cop-out to handle the disappointment of the bad endings.
also it invalidates all you've done even more because LOL guys it was just a dream XD.
This is also why I can't believe that this new leak is even remotely real, it's basically just an even bigger "fuck you" now because it doesn't even fuck over everything you've done in ME2 and ME3, including watching other characters (more or less) and the story develop, but do you seriously think Mac Walters would just go and do that? Even though he's a fucking hack, I can't believe he'd just say "year well, tough luck with my vision for these games and all, I've decided now that it was all just a deception OVER TWO FULL GAMES PLUS DLC and now I'm going to retcon it to set up part 4."
Also for what purpose would swampbeast narrate that trailer then?
>>147341793
>but do you seriously think Mac Walters would just go and do that? Even though he's a fucking hack, I can't believe he'd just say "year well, tough luck with my vision for these games and all, I've decided now that it was all just a deception OVER TWO FULL GAMES PLUS DLC and now I'm going to retcon it to set up part 4."
That's actually a good point. Mac did a lot of work that he's presumably proud of on the series, and he wouldn't want it to become irrelevant
>>147342074
also almost all comics would be a waste as well, including most of the foundation comics.
and it would split the fan community for no reason at all.
I bet Casey and Mac feel pretty stupid about ME3. If they had just made a generic "good guy wins" ending, but made it so you can lose if you didn't prepare like in ME2 literally no one would be mad
They wouldn't even have to have a choice like in ME1 and 2, Shepard's goal through the whole series is to destroy the reapers.
>>147338253
It's clearly bullshit. Why would anyone even entertain the notion that it's actually a leak?
>>147338253
holy fucki'm still gonna play it
>>147341163
The theory itself isn't all that bad, I'd even say it's somewhat clever and could have made for a decent plottwist if bioware had actually intended to write it like that.
But honestly believing that bioware in any way intended to write it like that is the idiotic thing. In no way do they have the writing skills to come up with something like that.
It's all fine and dandy if you want to consider it as your headcanon, but the people who seriously think the IT is what bioware intended all along are absolute retards.
>>147338253
And the people who believe this is real are just as retarded.
so wait all this timefemshep was indoctrinated? that dont jive sucka
We were a family. How'd it break up and come apart, so that now we're turned against each other? Each standing in the other's light. How'd we lose that good that was given us? Let it slip away. Scattered it, careless. What's keepin' us from reaching out, touching the glory?
>>147347403
>so wait all this time femshep was indoctrinated?
>femshep
and no.
>dont jive sucka
English please.
Would you settle for a knock-off Jack?
>>147350867
would let her catch my snitch you say what I'm knowin'
>>147347881
Obviously, I wan't around anymore to post art and comics, so /meg/ started dying and you guys had to find something else to fill the threads, whether fetishes or actually talking about the series.
>>147352908
you're still a good lad, comic-anon.
>>147350867
Not nearly as cute.
>Bioware will never create another beautiful protagonist
figures, how can you top perfection?
>BW on full SJW run
>canon is that Alliance decides to only sent racemixed humans to Andromeda
>they want to start with a progressive human race without racism or hate
>there will only be shades of brown availiable in the character creation screen
how does this make you feel?
>>147358417
why not just send only whites then?
and they already showed footage of that blonde female squadmate anyway,
>>147357070
Femshep reminds me of post op Lara Flynn Boyle.Don't google it
>>147359258
>and they already showed footage of that blonde female squadmate
Have they?
>>147359258
>and they already showed footage of that blonde female squadmate anyway,
dyed hair doesnt count, her skincolor was never visible.
be ready for one rude suprise
>>147360321
eh, slap a fuckton of paint on it and shes a solid 8/10 cougar
>>147360585
yes
>>147360757
stretching it
>>147359258
>blonde female squadmate
you mean literally HITLER?
>>147350867
never. id fuck a man before i fuck that fat bitch
Jack is love. Jack is life
>>147361112
Why does jack always look like a ugly junkie bitch that gives blowjobs for 5 cents behind the gas station?
>>147360845
>yes
Where?
>>147360757
>dyed hair doesnt count, her skincolor was never visible
It's gonna be some sassy black woman with dyed blonde hair. Has to be
>>147361729
https://youtu.be/opOdFKObpeM?t=31s
actually that was just half right because it was leaked footage.
>>147365497
Doesn't really look white there though
>>147365691
she has the same skin color as the other squadmate
>>147365851
So brown
>>147366002
blurred
>when a simple shitpost sparks up a descussion bringing life to this dead place
you really shouldnt report me, I was banned without any reason last time.
>>147364595
Who's the artist? Have they done more ME characters?
I wish that I could turn back time.
>>147368358
there is always a reason to get you banned.
>>147368764
After searching, I found a Traynor pic and another Miranda.
>>147372295
doesn't look like Traynor at all, more like a white girl with a tan
>>147372657
Maybe it's not Traynor then.
Post YFW:
Crucible is a trap, RGB endings aren't real, EC cutscenes are visions of what Shep thinks will happen, the reapers are right you can't beat them. War was lost and survivors make a run for Andromeda.
Explains the "last hope for humanity" part from the leak survey.
>>147372657
>implying Traynor has non-white features
>>147373014
Why would all that dumb shit be necessary to explain why the Arks are the last hope? We already know that the Arks leave before the end of ME3. The war seemed lost while it was happening.
>>147372769
it's the exact way she carries her uniform though, she's the only one with that kind of open collar
>>147373014
It'd be beyond retarded
>>147373481
>It'd be beyond retarded
Not as retarded as living in Germany.
>>147373975
ice cold.
who's your real laifu waifu, /meg/?
>>147377709
yvonne strahovski
>>147377709
SJU.
Anyone know how to make the mass effect 3 reloaded torrent actually run?
>>147378109
Not a bad choice. I've been increasingly interested in that woman and her SFM related stuff. I also endorse things that Straya has exported to the rest of the world.
>>147377709
>tfw my waifu is a demon
>>147380848
>I also endorse things that Straya has exported to the rest of the world.
you mean like shitposting?
>>147380204
torrent the full package from mrDJ on kat
>>147373014
get that fake ass shit out of here
Shepard and Liara defeated the reapers and lived happily ever after, its basically canon
>>147361509
Because she does, but only for you and you don't have to pay.
>>147384290
you being an autist is /meg/-canon to be sure.
sweet dreams
the state of this general is depressing
>>147389725
Fits the mass effect franchise, and bioware in general, then
>>147381568
A semen demon.
would you a lizard with tits?
>>147401704
>lizard with tits
THIS IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS
>>147401704
Attractive alien females aren't allowed in Andromeda. Too problematic
>>147404724
Very cool. I'll probably use the full-size version as my wallpaper.
>>147401704
some people in here would at least privately fuck turians and femkros
drells are pretty ezmode
>>147407265
Even if they're niggers?
>>147407895
Depends if they also smell and act like human niggers
>>147408079
Have you never smelled lizard before? Very different.
>>147402424
>problematic
>>147410385
>tfw you're in bed with a femdrell and she smells like the reptile section at a pet shop and it's making you incredibly uncomfortable
>>147410579
>being in bed with a femdrell
here's your problem. and don't forget that they secrete drugs.
DWEEB
>>147416095
yes
>>147328365
More, deeper missions, better graphics, extend priority Earth, more cliché ending that reflects on what you did in the series.
>>147338253
>Making ME2 not canon
It's like they actually want to be worst company in America. Again.
It ain't gonna go that way
>>147343010
This is true, and I feel bad for them, I blame EA for rushing them which I feel most of the problems came from
>>147358127
I actually kind of like the new protagonist. Also I don't get the nob white meme, she looks white to me and even if she isn't in the lore, most people are brown anyway. That was in me1
>>147410579
I feel like the bad smell in the reptile shop is from the crickets
>>147417310
>yfw she actually eats bugs
>>147417310
I don't feel bad for them at all
>>147418152
That makes me wonder what the diet of the various species are. Humans are omnivores, quarantine eat paste but what about turian or asari
>>147277607
>GERMANY STRONG edition
>Germany gets lucky and defeats Italy in Soccer
>Tripcancer dedicates a whole thread to it
this isnt your personal blog WG
>>147417310
>she looks white to me
found the shitskin, she is everything but white
more like a raperacemix baby
>>147421403
Nah, she's white. An ugly as sin white, but white. Your average Spaniard or Italian is more brown than she is.
>>147421171
Shame, it would make for a more interesting read than whatever this is
>>147421509
one drop rule, she is not white
>Spaniards
>italians
>white
they are mediterranean, but Ryder has clear negroid and jewish features
pic related is white beauty in person
>>147421636
ah, here are the minions of the tripcancer
do you suck cock or why do you protect some faggot who forces is retarded views on this general.
>>147420305
Turians are primarily carnivorous and asari omnivorous, I thought.
>>147421716
i wish the face was less round and the hair longer
Hello /meg/ how's it going? I'm sick and home from work. But before that it was pretty nice even though the shifts were 11 hours long, even made a coworker drop her spaghetti which was fun and surprising.
>>147401704
Sure.
>>147407895
That's a lovely blend of human and alien. A little too colourless for my liking, and the white makes it look like a bird pooped on her.
>>147410579
>uncomfortable
Just wait till she sheds her skin and you wake up tangled in the ghostly white papery sheet.
>>147420305
I think turians eat meat but with extra minerals, like various metals and things that are poisonous to others. In order for their plates to maintain a high opacity and strength. A turian without metal supplements finds his/her plates grow brittle and transparent.
Elcor mouthparts are a mess, I think they dip their head in ponds, puddles and other bodies of water and just filter. I don't see another way for their mouths to be used.
>>147421907
>less round
>posts a lass with an even rounder face
>>147421716
Spaniards and Italians are white. Not all of them thanks to their massive immigrants, but the pure ones are
>actually replying to the autist
You have not learned.
>>147422437
next you tell me to go to bed?
get a hobby
>>147422142
nah it's slightly less still, also it works for her because of the hair, great eyes too
>tfw no pure redheaded white waifu
>>147422759
>redhead
>pure
it's the devil's hair you know
>>147422084
Good morning eddrf.
>Elcor mouthparts are a mess, I think they dip their head in ponds, puddles and other bodies of water and just filter.
Agreed, though the mouth doesn't appear to filter especially finely. Though again it may have several filtration layers behind the exterior parts.
>>147422953
>nobody expects the spanish inquisition
leave my redhead waifus alone
Type: Light Cruiser
Class: Vaeeno
Length: 493 m
Width: 650 m
Height: 232 m
The Vaeeno class is a direct response to the threat of smaller pirate ships in the Traverse. Bigger ships like the Cybaen were unable to cope with the raidings of the agile batarians or mercenary starships. So it had a ship, who owned the firepower and resistance ability of a cruiser, but also the speed and agility of a frigate.
After the Reaper War Asari sat mostly on the Vaeeno class because the ship could be built quickly without the heavy cost of other ship classes.
The Vaeeno is the new backbone of Asari fleet, replacing the older Cybaen class. Her GARDIAN system consists entirely of Thanix cannons therefore it is now considered as Fighter or Frigate Killer.
>>147423021
Morning anon.
Maybe there are several long frondy protrusions folded inside, that when feeding unfurl and catch edible particles in the water?
I don't think Bioware thought much about it though.
>>147431764
Kowloon class modular freighter is qt.>tfw no game in which you and some misfits crew an old and modified freighter with extra hab-space bolted to the top, and a rack of container docking ports that no containers fit to. With a cavernous bathroom without functioning lights and a cockpit with high tech haptic interfaces layered above old instruments. With a food processor that can make anything, but it always tastes vaguely of curry and garlic.
With the mission to take down a pirate syndicate that you own insane amounts of money to thanks to a loan-krogan. You use creativity, violence, and new and fun applications of engine exhaust to get your way. Along the way you make friends and enemies among the galaxy. Most of which have no real power but may be good at repairing broken weapons or own a neat new module that fits (with some duct tape and determination) to the ramshackle freighter you call home.
>>147417310
>I feel like the bad smell in the reptile shop is from the crickets
You're mostly right. Crickets stink like hell. I know because I used to have a tons of them to feed to my reptiles and tarantulas.
>>147328365
I would rework the entire story. No Catalyst, no Crucible, very little Cerbeus(and certainly not the most prominent antag force), no "yo dawg" explanations.
I would make it an actual war, not a scramble to avoid war with magic off-switches. The closest I would get to that sort of shenanigans is having Shepard locate that gun that killed the Reaper boarded in ME2 so it can be reverse-engineered and reproduced.
I would have made a larger roster and put a Batarian on the squad to put an emphasis on how awful the Reapers are(they hit the Batarians first, right after Shepard accidentally killed like a bajillion of them).
I would have the game a lot longer, maybe 60 hours, and a lot more desperate throughout, so that by the time you reach the end you feel exhausted and emotionally drained.
And I would make victory a narrow possibility based on the choices you make.
>>147421171
Italian detected
>>147422084
>even made a coworker drop her spaghetti which was fun and surprising.
do tell
>>147431764
if that Kowloon is docked there it still has to have a mass effect field running to keep itself in the air
>>147444954
what the f*ck...
I like Ryder's appearance. Then again, I am also a pedophile named David Cage.
>>147444876
haha, what a soft cunt sheploo is
>>147439891
Hi there WG
I was leaning over to help her check in a passenger with a booking that was pretty odd. There was a queue so it was faster i I did it, rather than tell her how to (Although I did tell her as I did it.). As I leaned back I realized I had been blocking her with my arm and body and said so. She remarked that it was a little cozy, then immediately backpedaled, sputtering about how she's weird and apologized.
>>147447221
eddy my man. YOU dropped your spaghetti because you didn't ask her out afterwards.
>>147439891
>Italian detected
no, I generally dont care for football and I am suprised that you celebrate it that much.
You cry about all them rapefugees here on /meg/ but support this propaganda shitfest what football has become.
Always nice to see fags like Özil or Kedira keeping their filthy mouths shut during the national anthem but have no quarrel getting honored by your president.
>>147446630
>not taking care of your waifu when she's emotionally fragileby having some good old choke sex
>>147448208
Yeah, I guess.
We had worked 10 hours continuously at that point, and honestly it never occurred to me. But we'll be working together for the rest of July so it's not like she's gone for good. Besides I think she's got a bf already.
>>147448820
>Besides I think she's got a bf already.
So?
>>147448820
>Besides I think she's got a bf already.
there's bound to be another female coworker who knows about it. so ask that one and you will know.
>>147448208
>asking someone out who you work with
shiggy diggy, thats so fucking retarded
>>147449965
>ask coworker if X is single
>coworker go talks to X about it
>next encounter with X will be awkward as fuck
never give dating advice WG
>/dag/ just got deleted
The day of the rope has come
>>147459419
Good, let them go back to tumblr for their faggot fanfiction
>>147460073
>posted in the thread that spawned megsev
>>147460692
THere's a difference between fanfiction and faggot fanfiction. /dag/ is just full of
>muh Solas
>Ride the bull xD
>Dorian is cute! CUTE!
At least /meg/ has lesbian futa asari.
>>147457847
Miranda looks so happy, the others are all stern and serious, but she seems very content.
>>147459419
why?
>>147461279
Don't know. It was the same thread as usual as far as content
>>147452785
it's up to your preferences, but Eddy won't be in that job forever now, will he?
>>147452947
why is that bad? you got confidence problems secret secret XD? it's not high school.
>>147461840
apparently someone reported it for no reason at all and mods decided to delete it. I don't really get it.
They were even talking about dragon age and bw all the time.
maybe they are cracking down on "how to pirate" links in the OP now? that's the only thing I could think of right now.
>Nihlus did literally nothing wrong
>>147465707
Except turn his back on a fucking cyborg horror.
I really wish BioWare hadn't gotten lazy with Saren's model. He was only supposed to look like that after Virmire.
>>147467475
did he already look cyborg-y at that point? I can't remember. If so, holy shit Bioware!
>>147469790
Yes. He only has the one skin. It was a last minute production decision to scrap work on the pre-cyborg skin.
Think about this: while addressing the council about his involvement with Geth and an advanced machine race bent on wiping out organic life, Saren has a Geth arm, metal tubes all over his body, LEDs all over his fucking head, and robot eyes. The Council thinks nothing of it.
Hey /meg/, whats up?
Did you behave while I was away?
>>147471040
>Okay guys, did you see how Saren looked like?
>Oh it was just a costume. You know Saren, always the comedian since his brother died.
>>147471361
Hello. Where have you been? Syria?Killed anyone recently?
>>147471524
Saren had a brother?
Happy 4th of July /meg/
>>147472352
fuck off amerilard, your country is a fucking joke
>>147471904
yes, according to the comics. he was killed bythe illusive manbefore he becameillusivebecause the galaxy is really just a small hamlet.
>>147472352
it's almost over. go outside and shoot your fireworks and guns and stuff.
>>147471657
Iv been looking for work.
I had thought about going to Ukraine to go and help my brothers. But Iv been leaning towards organizing things here.
>>147472508
Your country would probably be way worse off if not for the US tho
>>147473405
no, actualy it would make everything right if you never existed, like the rest of the world.
go collapse already, I hope next year you will celebrate in ruins of your own making.
>>147473586
Don't cut yourself on that edge, bro.
>>147472823
>it's almost over. go outside and shoot your fireworks and guns and stuff.
It's only 5 PM. America!
>>147473968
>Don't cut yourself on that edge, bro.
the truth is never nice, your country brought much suffering into the world
>>147474270
Every major nation has brought suffering to the world, you uneducated Europoor.
>>147474476
I dont even argue with retarded americans with their false sense of patriotism, you are totally oblivious to what your goverment is doing and it is just sad at this point. I can only hope things get bad for you really quick so you finally get your shit sorted out yourselves before bombing innocent countries to the stoneage.
Go have fun and celebrate, maybe its the last time you can do it.
>>147474796
>no country other than the US has ever done terrible things
>trying this hard to be this stupid
>>147473968
oh all right then, I just can't get used to the sheer size of your country and those different timezones, I'll never understand how you handle it.
>tfw in China there is just 1 timezone despite spanning 5 timezones
>when the sun rises in Peking, it is 6 o'clock
>it's already 11 o'clock or later when the sun finally rises in the western parts of china
they sure kept it easy there.
night meg and you americans have fun.
>>147475443
*despite spanning 5 geographical timezones
>>147475443
>they sure kept it easy there.
Easy and stupid. Imagine the sun not rising until 11 AM and not setting until 1 AM. That would suck.
>>147474796
>bombing innocent countries to the stoneage
Go be a dirty muslim ape somewhere else please.
You honestly must be retarded if you think Europe wouldn't be a complete mess without the US. They don't even have proper armies of defences anymore and rely solely on the NATO which is almost completely funded by the US. And that's even ignoring obvious shit like the Marshall Plan, without which Europe would have been a 3rd world continent.
Let's see if I can post.
>>147480567
were you banned?are you the autist?
>>147480716
No, the autist doesn't use capital letters or punctuation.
Also, he's clearly the retard going on about 'amerilards'.
>>147480963
>Also, he's clearly the retard going on about 'amerilards'.
that sounds about right. so why did you think couldn't you post?
>>147481130
Oh, I was banned. Someone probably reported me for posting the censored image of Ashley by Rescraft.
>>147480567
Welcome back.
>>147481334
what a silly thing to do
>>147482457
Thanks.
This is a synthetic Asari for Mass Effect.
Last bump from me, then it's off to bed.
>>147483783
Hat scarred warrior women are really doing it for me. A shame Andromeda won't allow sexy space-babes anymore
>>147489517
'night AWG.
>>147495990
Why is the secretary carrying a gun around like it's a clutch?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVm_ljDSdwA
>Ambassador: "Well, what about Anon... Earthborn... but no record of having a waifu."
>Commander: "Doesn't have one. He was raised on reality. Learned to look out for himself"
>Admiral: "He saw his whole unit die on Venus. He could have some serious emotional scars. "
>Commander: "Every soldier has scars. Anon's a survivor."
>Ambassador: "Is that the kind of man we want protecting the galaxy?"
>Commander: "That's the only kind of man who can protect the galaxy."
>Ambassador:"I'll make the call."
>In the year 2048, scientists on Asia mastered the technique of creating female humanoid robots with perfect resemblance.
>In the decades that followed, these goddess-like and submissive robotic females became mainstream, replacing women everywhere, enabling mankind to reach its greatest potential. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that liberated the very fabric of space and time for men everywhere.
>They called it the greatest discovery in human history.
>The civilizations of the galaxy call it....
>.....
>.....
>.....
>MAN EFFECT
>Dot dot du du du du dot dot du du du du
>With the distraction of woman and their problems wiped out, mankind was finally able leave the solar system and build an empire that spread across the galaxy. Human females could no longer use child bearing and attractiveness to win over males. Men were now fully focused on what really mattered and what he truly wanted.
>In just 40 years, mankind saw the greatest technological advancements in the history of the world. No more women emotionally wrecking men, no more women using her vagina as a bargaining tool for frivolous things, no more feminism, no more "mai body my choice", no more "bu-but it's 20% off! I must have it!" no more sensitivity or muh feelings. Men everywhere were liberated. For the first time ever, women had to actually work their way up through skill rather than attractiveness or through children. This eventually became their downfall. Men around the world could now have their 10 robot wives do all the house work and child care, please them at any moment, and give birth to their children. All while not needing a human female.
>Oh sure, they fought back, the woman and their boytoy manginas fought back, and lost badly. Nations of the world united against the female threat and were victorious in a very short war. Woman lost the right to vote and most of them were exiled to the planet Venus (now terraformed). The women that were left in man's glorious civilization he built were either humble and cooperating wives who acted loyal to their husbands, or smart, intelligent women that could perform a normal job without filing a sexual harassment case every two seconds.
>The galaxy was at peace. Cities blossomed on many planets, populations soared to unheard of levels. Disease, poverty, hunger ceased to exist. No longer were men pressured to fight each other for pride or ego because he had everything he needed at home.
>Turyuns
>Ahsorrie
>Geckonians
>Humans
>These four races too broke free from the female yolk and established a council and government on an abandoned space station built by an ancient and mysterious extinct race called the Brothiens. They called this goliath space station the Manidel. Each civilization held a council seat
>The Turyuns
>Manliest of all the races. Men around the galaxy strive to be like their people. Didn't take shit from females and advanced the earliest out of all the races. So manly they killed off all their Jew-turyuns which resulted in a shit banking system but a mighty and powerful, disciplined military that became strongest in the galaxy.
>The Ahsorrie
>Oldest of all races. Many sentient beings seek out the Ahsorrie for wisdom and guidance because of this. They're blue yodas. They are the leading producer of mature-looking blueskinned fembots. Their females are so savage they are kept in cages and sometimes sold as household pets. Ahsorrie are known to apologize a lot to customers.
>The Geckonians
>Most intelligent of all the races, but also the ugliest, fattest, weakest, laziest, and least socially inept. So ugly, fat, lazy and weak, their females voluntarily left the galaxy and have never been heard from again. Renowned for their advances in lifestyle and efficiency, the geckonians pride themselves in doing so much with the least amount of effort.
>The Humans
>Predetermined masterrace of the universe. Possesses the best qualities of all the other races. Only race that allows its females to hold its own independent governments. Newest race to reach FTL speeds and join the council. The galaxy has mixed feelings towards humans.
I just finished ME3 for the first time, is there a consensus on best ending?
The only ending I care about is the one where Shepard lives but I'm wondering what others think.
>Minor races
>Inferior races which still rely on their females for reproduction and governing. Weaker, less advanced and less powerful because of this. Not allowed a seat on the council.
>The Gypsies
>Fucking gypsies in space suites. Almost as weak as the Geckonians, but lack intelligence. Pathetic as fuck, good at salvaging and hoarding shit. The Gypsies certainly tried their own FemBots, but it ended in disaster when their female population successfully suppressed fembots and nearly committed genocide against its male population. Gypsies now roam the galaxy on a flotilla of ships, conceiving only through test tubes and from female raids, suffering generations of virginity. Alpha males are kidnapped, forever ensuring weaker subsequent generations. A more worse fate than being confined to a space suite they say.
>The Ujelly
>The Ujelly are an aquatic race. No one fucking gets them. No one knows for sure if they're real men or not. They don't really give an answer, and instead spew out some philosophical junk when asked. Because of this they're not allowed on the council.
>The Crowgans
>Niggers of the galaxy. Anamorphic, oversized, flightless crows with very short tempers with little to no intelligence. Known to start fights, lie, steal, cheat and hit on other species. Had to be sterilized by the Geckonians. Only the most alpha of all Crowgans could reproduce with a Crowgan female.
>Extinct Races
>The Brotheins
>A hyper-advanced race which dominated the galaxy. Mysteriously vanished over 50,000 years ago.
>Semi-real fembots are released in 2038
>become immensely popular with the men in Japan.
>Still taboo in the U.S. and the rest of the world, not a commercial success
>Over the next decade, Japanese scientists, with their newfound funding from investors, greatly improve these fembots
>Eventually these fembots becoming so life-like to the point of not being able to tell the difference between a real female and a fembot by the year 2048
>During this time, population of Japan triples over the next decade. Japan becomes #1 in GDP once its men had something to work for, to strive for.
>Meanwhile, over in SJW Western hemisphere, governments ban these fembots early on as soon as they catch on with the public, delaying the inevitable rise of man
>Japan surges ahead of the rest of the world for being pioneers in this great new technology. Rest of the world struggling to accept man's next destiny
>Finally, a sizeable campaign is launched in the U.S. to end the prohibition.
>Meanwhile, China like the fascists they are, ban fembots just like they do with video games.
>SJW-backed U.S. government begins to send troops to states legalizing fembots, calling them sexist, and racist.
>Civil war ignites results with the Empire of Japan invading the United States, liberating it from the SJW-backed government
>U.S. basically killed off its once proud military culture over decades of SJW influence by 2048
>Japan's technology and military might crushes pussified, LGBT-friendly military
>A global coalition is formed, Japan is at the forefront of all of this, bringer of freedom to own fembots around the world
>Decrees it will stomp over any nation that denies this right.
>China backs down on ban of fembots after witnessing their tiny island neighbor obliterate the world's most powerful military in a few short months.
>They called this coalition, the Empire of Man.
>>147499308
>The only ending I care about is the one where Shepard lives
Pleb.
>>147498515Mass effect fields.
