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Game is dead(again) edition

>LAST THREAD
>>147064364

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/

New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Is for degenerates
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if trends follow the same pattern the invoker immortal will easily reach 400$
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first for

HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

WHEN WILL DOTURDS LEARN

HOLY FUCKIIIINGGG KEEEEEEK
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>>147121498
b-buy more hats g-guys hehe
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What's your Anime Of The Season /d2g/?
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>https://www.overbuff.com

EVEN OUR STAT SITE IS MOVING ON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>147121669
Flying Witch
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how do you fix Mangix the Brewmaster?
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John Connor... it is time.
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>>147121681
even in overwatch supports are op
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>>147121669
Gonna start watching death note right now.

Finishing Hunter x Hunter.
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already 6 years
we still dun have all heroes
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how can valve
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what do I do from now until TI, /d2g/? I'm totally lost

besides live out the rest of my miserable shitty life obv
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>>147122227
i-is she moaning?
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>>147121681
That color scheme is aids, looks like someone turned the gamma up or some shit on a normal looking website
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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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>that feel when /vg/ Gaming didn't make it

it still hurts
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>>147122227
get away with this?
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>>147122227

Post a thread on reddit about how you made an emote just like it that has been in the workshop for months. Score some pity upboats
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PSG HERE!

I just got an extra Bane "heir of terror" set from the bundle thingie. Among some other things. Time for a giveaway?

To earn the Bane set, vocaroo your best cia/bane line. Whichever line(s) of your choosing. This is a competition! Leave steamid in your post also
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Nth traxex best waifoos
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>>147122383
>burdening and retards

are you retarded son? VGR was the obvious choice for top 3 at least

>iG

HOTHEAD
OUT
OF
HERE
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>>147121681
It's honestly embarrassing that people still play this dead, shit game. When will dotards learn?
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>>147121498
golden basher blades are worth $12. The set is highly expensive for scamming purposes. look at the separate items
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>>147121681

Someone find out the big dota pro battletags so I can stalk them on this site.
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>Weekend cashgrab Battle Pass bundle
>Fuck it why not
>Last Immortal 1

Thanks Gabe
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NEED TO BREED
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>>147123006
oh nvm them
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>>147122770
This is so ...
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>>147123195
fuck m8. i only got the pudge rare out of everything. so far i've been thoroughly fucked, over $100 spent and i've gotten aphotic skitterling and the pudge rare.
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>>147123254
NEED TO MILK
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>>147123254
you think they fugged...
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>>147123254

>Tfw don't know if it's a joke picture or if her life is that sad
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>>147122730
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04oyHNfpTWI

I didn't use a voice editor, my mic is just that shit

id/ganjaklopp
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>>147123195
Not tradeable or marketable :^)
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>>147123254
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>>147123852
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>>147123780
ned 2 melk
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>>147123794
what the fuck bruh you tryin to wake my whole house up?
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>>147123975
>>147123709
>>147123254

BOYFRIEND CONFIRMED
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>>147124040
sorry

wear headphones?
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best hero to grind mmr at 2.5k?
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>>147124458
Timbersaw
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>>147124458
Lycan
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Only moba I played is LoL and hated it.
Too boring at the start of the math and people would go nuts and try to get me banned fom choosing random heroes and doing whatever I felt wad fun even if the results were ok all while playing on unranked quickplay.

Will it be the same shit with this game?
I don't mind a cutthroat community, I just hate no fun EVER allowed shit.
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>>147124158
I haven't seen a single pic with her bf

shes lying
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So roughly how much are the immortals going to sell for when they are marketable?
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>buy battle level bundle
>chests are untradable

well shit, i got jewed
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>>147123254
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>>147124458
to get MMR you need to win
to win you need your team alive and farming more than the other team
to do that, you need good support

Pick Omni, keep the retards alive, win
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>>147123852

but it doesn't say anything
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>>147124864
Fun is allowed
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>>147123852
for non-ultra rares
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>>147123417
I spent around $100 and havent gotten a single rare.

Also I have gotten NPs bird stone set THREE FUCKING TIMES from the wheel
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>>147124931
The immortals coming from treasures in the Battle Level bundle have the same trading and marketability as the immortals out of the claimed treasures. There is currently a bug with the tooltip not displaying that correctly.

t. Valve Employee
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>>147124864
there are game types for fun like all random deathmatch or ability draft
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>>147124864
the whole point of the game is to make everyone mad including yourself fuck off with your fun
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>>147125304
>people recycling their immortals from being tagged as unmarketable and untradeable
>bug fixed
>people lose their shit
>valve damage control comes in and gives away free immortal chests

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
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>>147124864
go to youtube and look up trymike4instance and midormeepo
Dota is 100% fun allowed
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>>147124921

But she asked reddit to help her
>How can I [21F] get my Mother [55F] to accept my online relationship with my wonderful boyfriend [22]?
>My [20F] housemate [20M] doesn't know to wash dishes

And she has an Okcupid profile so you know she could get a boyfriend instantly if she needed one.

>>147123254
Fuck you for posting this picture, and fuck me for googling it. Now I'm looking at a bunch of shit when I should probably be asleep
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>>147124864
Dota rewards randoming with extra gold.
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>>147122227
>>147122398
>tfw skullsplitters emotes never
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>>147124984
Thanks anon for the updated version :^)
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>>147125914
reddit spy here. I found her reddit thread, but I don't know how to undelete. :^(

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/37ufam/how_can_i_21f_get_my_mother_55f_to_accept_my/
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>>147126524
maybe theres somekind of archive?
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>play some dotes
>queue ranked CM
>highest MMR on my team so forced to captain
>sudden urge to shit
>eh I think I can hold on this shit for a while
>take some time picking and theory crafting
>letusfree.jpg
>fuck it and pick faster
>all chat can you go faster guys? Need to shit
>enemy team is wasting their time
>no pause because fuck you
>reeeeee
>motivate myself that I can hold on till the draft is over
>suddenly the seal has been broken
>watery shit came flowing through my boxers
>sweatingman.jpg
>draft is over pick my hero
>rush to toilet
>check if my boxer is full of shit
>it has nothing
>wipe myself
>all the shit is in my butt crack
>forced to wash myself with water because I'm a clean freak
>go back playing dotes

So how was your day fellow gulagites?
Don't forget to like , share and subscribe on my blog!
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>>147124458
My dick qt
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>>147125914
>online relationship
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>>147126524
>just hover over your mom and repick her
lul
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>>147127295

yes that's how most relationships start these days

how else would Owen and Sheever realistically have met without the internet
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is there a hidden unranked mmr? i started playing again after a 3+ year break and almost everyone in my unranked games is 4-4.5k mmr. Is there anything I can do to get myself to play people somewhat close to my level?
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>>147127746
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>>147127687
your unranked mmr is probably around 4k

considering MMR has inflated quite a bit, even taking into account that you've been gone a long time you're probably fine

once you catch up in all the meta you'll be fine
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>>147127746
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>>147127746
>ember spirit doesn't reposition himself infront of sniper inbetween hits to get off extra hits

he clearly could have gotten that ill but hes shit just as lesh, nothing wrong
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>>147127870
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>>147126325
She looks okay in this pic. Must be the angle or something
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>>147128065
>>147127870
>>147127746
>>147127573
where did you find these
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>>147128065
>doom takes the longest possible route around to ensure that he does nothing whatsoever in the fight

what the fuck
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>>147127687
Unranked mmr is like ranked only, you dont see it. My ranked mmr is 2k but in unranked i play with 3k+ people. Win game, mmr goes up. Lose game mmr goes down.
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>>147128339
women take hundreds of photos at different angles

I wonder how much time is spent just taking a single photo on average
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>>147128528
Is this why i cant take a good photo? Because i cant into angles?
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>>147128645
yea, also have to take into account lighting
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>>147128685
Do i just start taking hundreds of photos to learn this?
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>>147128804
yes
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>>147128804
or you could take a photography class at your local university or college next semester
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>>147128645
>>147128685
>>147128804
dont get his hopes up

its just because youre ugly dude.
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>>147128465
dude he popped refresher at the start of the fight
with all his spells off cooldown
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>>147128528
the angle in the first one doesn't look that far up, how did she hide all that? did she lean forward or something?
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Why is Nyx an agility hero? How does he at all benefit from it? Is it just there to gimp him?
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>>147129127
Balancing reasons, same with Ursa.
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>>147128996
in the second photo she's leaning back more

the actual camera position didn't change much but the angle of the shot changed since the subject moved
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>>147129127
Balancing reasons, just like Io
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>>147128996
she didn't hide it, she's scrunching her chin down in the second photo to make it look worse. that girl looks a lot closer to the first photo than the second one.
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>>147129127
Balancing reasons, just like section 8 housing and black people
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>>147129127
Balancing reasons, just like making sure your post has an even number of replies.
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>>147129127
nyx is a right clicker
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>>147129342
way to make it about 3 times as long as it needed to be
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>>147129342
>laning at 12 minutes as solo offlane Nyx
>their Juggernaut starts marching towards me
>Ogre sprawls out from the trees
>freak out
>they converge on me
>slowed by ignite
>Jugg is about to slap me
>carapace
>stunned Ogre
>stunned Jugg
>STUNNED THE APPARENT SHADOW BLADED LEGION COMMANDER
>ult away

Nyx is my favourite getaway mobile.
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I became a literal one trick pony and it´s starting to be a problem. People just check my profile at loading screen and ban TA. I have 200 games with her and 60% winrate. What is some easy mid hero that I can play when she gets banned?
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>>147129857
LADY OF BALANCED QUADRUPLE GOODPUGNAULT

MAN OF BIG DAMAGE ZAPPING
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>>147128645
Yes. Men aren't self absorbed enough to spend 30 minutes taking the perfect just so they can post it on instagram for their equally as vapid friends.
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>>147129342
>deso basher Nyx

You wot?
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>>147129230
T-thanks. I'm not familiar with 3-D girls.
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>>147130104
He's an agility hero so that must mean hes a carry
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>>147129857
Mid Sand king

I did it exactly one time and it worked flawlessly

Went 4/0 against their storm and easily won the game.
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>>147129857
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>>147123195
>>147123417
Filthy goyim
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>build vanguard on PA
>towers deal literally no damage
>dive and kill baddies all day
>juancarlos99(Legion Commander) has died to neutrals
>gg noob pa no bf ff pls
>win effortlessly while the autistic spic continues to be useless
Uhhh dotards?
I thought this game wasn't fun?
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>>147130191
Im not sure if youre impersonating one of my posts or if this is real or not
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>>147130424
If playing mindless heroes like PA is fun to you then you are the problem.
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>>147130420
I buy 24 level for every $50 I get in tips

That way I am not spending the money I earned but only spending my FREE MONEY
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>>147129342
Nyx is the best at sieges with aghs
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>when you look at reaper's blog and see more femslark
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>>147130730
what if nyx aghanims gets changed in 6.89?

>Nyx can now attack while burrowed. Counts as a melee attack but has 800 attack range. Not increased by dragon lance / hurricane pike
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>>147124458
Meepo
Techies
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>>147126637
>>147126524
https://unreddit.com/r/relationships/comments/37ufam/how_can_i_21f_get_my_mother_55f_to_accept_my/

Only thing I got, she deleted it after people said she's an idiot
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>>147131726
Reaper? That gulagite drawfag who keeps on doing big tits on every thing he draws?
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>>147125136
its worth 150$ :^)
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>>147132185
yeah but femslark's the one thing he draws that actually looks decent with oversized tits
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>Have guy who picks safe lane Quas Exort Invoker
>He buys Euls
>Does nothing with it, just keeps farming safe lane and getting picked off by the enemy's ganks when he tries to push tier two
>Then he tries to join teamfights
>Euls combos exactly 0 heroes
>Then he buys blink dagger and blink dagger ice walls enemy heroes and gets himself killed
>Watch this happen six fucking times in a row
>Tell him to buy BKB
>He finishes his octarine
>Tell him to buy BKB
>He finishes his hex
>Tell him to buy BKB
>He dies without buyback and we are throned

Why is it that some people don't want to fucking win.
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guys whats the stack time for the radiant big camp by mid?
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>>147132857
:55
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>>147132831
Probably embarrassed and wanted to prove you wrong or actually fucking retarded but its dota we're talking about
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>>147132831
Mmr?
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>>147132973
4.7k
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>>147133003
Youre fucking lying or he was just trying to prove you wrong
In anyway, you should have been more harsh on him for getting a bkb, if you just went 'please invo get bkb' that wont do shit
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>>147133027
>he was just trying to prove you wrong
this happens all the time actually
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Reminder that /tv/ will die in your lifetime
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I just made a second account
Is it bad that I abandon every other game on it? I just am not interested in playing shit games for 50 mins
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RTZ hit 9k, why can't you?
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>>147134143
if you intend on getting 1k mmr and literal 1k behavior score then sure, go ahead
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>>147133027
I called him a fucking nigger and explained to him he can't do anything vs their picks without a BKB at the end of it. Before that I was just telling him you need to buy BKB repeatedly.
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>>147130103
>Yes. Men aren't self absorbed enough to spend 30 minutes taking the perfect just so they can post it on instagram for their equally as vapid friends.
tips fedora
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>>147134475
tips roastie
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Hello dotards.
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Just another day in the dota two
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>>147134269
I just want to play good games
So yeah I dont care
Besides it's not my main so it doesn't matter right?
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>Picked TA mid
>Got absolutely bodied by the Sand King mid
>Our side lanes exert 0 pressure so the enemy supports just constantly stay mid to kill me
>Still manage to have highest GPM and XPM on my team just by farming ancients/neutrals and split pushing lanes

The 5-19 solo offlane Mirana and 11-11 Jungle LC are a stack of course though.

I really should just quit Dota at this point, I don't have the time to play it on the weekdays and the weekends/Fridays are full of garbage players (myself included I guess).
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when did they change ta's default face? she used to have a mask over her mouth and nose
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>>147135035
account flags persist across accounts on the same ip/machine
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>>147135149
What does that mean?
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>>147134554
t. r9k
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>>147135149
No they fucking don't.
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>>147135193
t. reddit
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>@>147135024
let me guess, team is holding you down? :^)
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>>147135125
DOTA is not a game youre meant to play by yourself
Everyone with solo MMR is playing the game wrong
Yes this includes 6k+ players

No one really seems to care though (myself included)
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>>147135279
I don't have any dota playing friends and I don't like the idea of becoming friends with random third worlders. That has never worked out for me in the past.
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I just masturbated thinking of fucking Sheever.

Am I a bad person?
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>>147135308
Then don't play dota
That's your only hope to get out of the trench
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>>147135359
But then what will I play?
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>>147135329
you can now fap to pony porn without guilt, you've already sullied yourself with bestiality
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>>147135392
THIS. I have way too much free time and now that summer is here it´s even worse. Im climbing MMR but for what? Im not good enough to make it into pro team and there´s just no other game right now that I can play all day
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HOW COME WHENEVER I START GETTING LAID ON THE REGULAR I SUDDENLY SUCK AT THIS GAME ANSWER FAST D2G
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>>147135584
Youre gay and it's showing in your games
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>>147135246
i mean what reason is there to play any game when people make fundamental mistakes inside first 1 minute

guy tries to steal my bounty rune as alchemist then body blocks me because i took it from him.its like i guess you thought you were being cute? so you get to eat a free loss

this game ultimately doesnt work because it doesnt cost money to play
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>>147135637
DO THESE LOOK LIKE GAY HEROES TO YOU L0L
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I bought this stupid fucking discount bundle and I have no idea where it went in my inventory, how the fuck do I find this thing.
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>>147135879
in the top right corner of the screen by the exit button is an armory button
click on that

yeah idk the reborn armory UI is retarded
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>>147135024
why are you still in normal skill psg lolz
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post you're mommyfu
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>>147136115
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>>147135947
do you go up in skill labels by intentionally feeding games?
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>>147135935
Ah jesus thanks, literally never clicked that button before.
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>>147136115
that's a big lizard
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>>147136228
for you
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>>147131837
1st pick/ban material
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@147135684
alch trying to take a bounty rune?
whats wrong with that?
or am i getting baited
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>>147135392
>>147135502
Start playing chess. It's a solo game with steep learning curve
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SO YOU'S SAYING
*smacks lip*
I CAN
*teleports behind you*
CREATE
*unsheates katana*
A TEAMFIGHT?
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>>147136115
This hambeast initiated a new age of /d2g/ shitposting.
As if I didn't have enough reason to hate all these womyn casters to begin with.
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>>147134175
I haven't calibrated yet and still theorycrafting with a few heroes in-game
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>>147136978
atleast shes better than sheever
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>>147134175
the white man be keeping me down
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Ive been trying out armlet terroblade and have found that it is ridiculously slot efficient for him. The sustain is great especially because it is a bit tricky to itemize sustain for him, the str gain makes his illusions beastly and obviously armlet toggle becomes an option. It also makes illusion sunder way more viable in the heat of battle(armlet actually gives double health gain to illusions right now for some reason). On top of that stuff you have more armor, damage and attack speed.

Most of this stuff applies to naga as well, but it's obviously harder for naga to be a factor early in most cases.
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>>147137230

Blink Ult Dagon 5 kills any hero with sub 2.4k MAX hp in about 1 second.

Add veil, and that number is 3.2k hp.
With eblade instead, that number is 3.5k hp.

With both its 5k. With refresher orb, its 9k hp.

>terrorblade
>not the hardest anti-carry in the entire game
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>>147137105
>better than sheever

don't make me laugh anon
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>>147137454
>countered by a 4k item
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>>147136717
But chess has no evolving meta. Does this mean chess is perfectly balanced?
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>>147137797
No
Black has advantage
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>safelane carry builds drums
how are people THIS retarded
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>>147137917
>I saw a pro do it and it's on my recommended build
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>>147137454

The only hard carry that should be doing this blink dagon shit is Arc Warden
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>tfw I'm terrible at chess, too
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>>147137797
Chess has evolving opening theory
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>>147137797
It has no evolving meta anymore, but there's still plenty of "local/submetas" of player preferences. That, and the game is ancient. Go back in time to when there weren't lists of all opening moves and shit, and there'd be way more variety.
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>>147135024
How is this nigga 3k mmr when he has 3k games played.
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>>147137917
Drums on everyone was meta 1 patch ago

I miss that ;_;
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>>147138660
The worst thing that could happen would be having 10k hours in and be stuck in 4k ranked mmr
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>>147135764
brother?
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>>147137917
I build mjollnir on every hero. Personally I think its the best item in the game.
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>>147135764
>>147138915
Assalamu alaikum Brothers
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>>147137454
Only problem with this is that you have to be low health for it to work. You can rely on creeps to lower your health or whatever, but it's much more efficient to go armlet to decrease your health. Terroblade's armor is really high, and as you level it gets even higher, so the longer the game goes the less reliable that is going to be You'll also be less vulnerable while the armlet health drain process is happening.
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>>147139000
Bismillah rahman rahim, alhamdulillah rabil alamin
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>your mid is already lvl 7
>still hasn't ganked anyone
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>>147139373

I mentioned those builds with armlet for easy low hp status.
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MOMMY
I
L
K
Y

https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=40
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>its a teammate picks Tinker episode

What do I do to have fun in spite of this selfish farm vacuuming fuck?
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>It's 40 minutes into the game
>your support STILL refuses to ward the runespots
>i still have my bottle
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>>147139676
you know just because they're that luscious and ripe doesn't mean she's lactating
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>>147139757
you know she's not really my mother?
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>>147121405
>Game is dead(again) edition
Is dota dying?
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>>147139676
can we share

I'll take the left
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>>147139837
okay. i thought you had attraction to mothers in general and not specifically your own mother

you need jesus or something
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Guys I don't play much outside of DOTA 2.

Is Dark Souls III a good game?
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>never see anyone pick chaos demon
Does he suck?
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>>147140026
>even inquiring about souls games
Off to /v/ with you
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>>147140050
Shadow Demon? He's soft but he's alright support. Doesn't have much presence, good early harass and nice first skill. Late game, you're going to need an aghs.
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>>147140050
>disables 1 hero
>gets shut down by another one nearby
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>spent over 200 levels on the battle pass
>got no rares
>I play at most 5 games (I don't enjoy) a week if I'm invited
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>>147140302
good goy
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>>147139535
>mid ganking your lane

Go mid instead and gank the enemy
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>>147140481
heroes go mid to get their ultimates faster than other heroes, and then use their said ultimate to get kills
thats one of the really basic things in dota dude
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gg mid no gang
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>>147140637
Have you not played any game versus Dragon Knight or Death Prophet? They use their spells to make your mid tower fall if you rotate away from it
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How do I get gud as Death Prophet? Do I rush a bloodstone/Euls or are there better tankier builds?
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>>147140637
yea 5 years ago

The game changes
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>>147122770
DELET
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>>147140754
you should go:

treads -> veil -> euls -> octarine/shivas

veil is pretty core because all her skills are now magic and she can use the armor.
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>>147141063
Her ghosts are physical
Only her burst and drain are magic
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>>147141063

Exorcism is still physical which is why some DP builds had AC or Desolator.
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>>147141116
>>147141147
thats fine still, its still the first item you should be getting
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>when you haven't been milked in a week
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>>147141171

Veil's main competitor (before euls) is Atos.
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>>147141248
Her new third skill slows if only very little too.
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>valve putting treasures and levels on sale

you can SMELL the desperation
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Secret will never lose.
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>>147141323
If they were desperate, they'd update Team Fortress 2 right now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JduizNPHBu4
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>>147141484
every year we get this shit can you pls go away already
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>>147141954
IDIOT
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>Go to any other general on this board
>Discussion
>Theorycrafting
>Sharing amusing stories/gameplay experiences

>Go to /d2g/
>Memes
>Anime
>E-celebs
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>>147141996
what
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>>147142012
show me ONE general where that actually happens
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>>147142012
wow nice meme dude
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>>147142012
>playing the game in its current state

Not gonna touch the game unless valve shows that they even care
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>>147142012
Nice joke
>/lolg/ is just porn and blogposts
>/gsg/ is just hating on borders
>/feg/ is more shipping general

And those are just the three I frequent semi-regularly besides this.
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>>147142012
People are usually told to shut the fuck up if they metaforge here

The problem is all the animeneets and permavirgins like: >>147136115 and
>>147130157
shitting up everything.
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>>147142012
I am actually curious if such a general exists in /vg/. My guess is that it is obscure as fuck generals. Anything that had a passing interest by former starcrumps is destined to be infected by the same plague.
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>>147142132
What's currently wrong with the game?
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>>147141215
theres a better picture of her raising her hands dancing when the qualifiers ended

damn i shouldve saved that
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>>147142262

80% chance its a pitlord shitter.
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>>Go to any other general on this board
>Discussion
>Theorycrafting

yeah only for like the first 2-3 months
then the game fucking dies

thread will be up for 2-3 days

nice fucking general retard
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>Synderen stream
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>>147142327
Maybe, I mean, there's probably a lot to complain about, but the current patch is probably the best I've experienced in ages, where there are little to no autobans/autopicks and most of the picks are counterable.
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>First of all let me bomb your little f* shelter for a while fellow darkness. How many points did EG make in Farm4Fame 2 and how many seasons did it play? 1 season - 1 point - lost in 2nd round. And you know what, EG disbanded man, nobody had a contract anymore, demon left and merlini was inactive, the team was dead
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>>147142478
>>147142132

comeback nerfs when
highground nerfs when
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>>147142527
Comeback mechanics were nerfed quite a bit already.

And what about highground? You complaining about the armor aurra that made drow push strats much weaker?
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