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>Tips and guides
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HUDs: huds.tf
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>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
1rd for post whatever
update tonight?
If it doesn't update tonight, I think it's safe to let the hype die down a bit.
which of these two groups would you like to see more of in the thread
>>147071743
the graph in your link doesnt have the numbers next to it
https://medium.com/@remysmith/f82fb88d6a23
>>147072212
Non
>>147072212
this list is missing important thread people people
post yfw someone goes engie in 6s
>>147072212
me on the left
>>147072212
I still belong in group C because I'm not like either of those people
>>147072450
That's a stupid face to have. Watermelons come in those huge as fuck boxes, and Corn is prolly a big seller in that store, so good thinking on their part to stock up nicely on a big seller using a big box
>>147072092
not everyone can afford insurance you fucking schmuck
>>147072212
the thread's quality would increase on the whole if the people in B were the only ones allowed to post
>>147072684
Most workplaces come with an insurance policy, though.
>>147068659
pls
>>147072212
idk who the fuck is b, but i think there are can't be worse posters than human & co.
>>147072212
Group B. Fuck Group A.
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/723835
>>147072684
i said that
>why almost everyone has insurance
>>147072960
videogames, me, drawings, barkley, neppie, magicmax, shuckle, pinto
>>147072817
haha no they don't, most jobs are retail minimum wage, they don't give you enough hours so they don't have to give you insurance
you know nothing about america
>>147073123
>Most jobs are retail minimum wage
Maybe if you're fresh out of college or still in high school.
>>147073095
most people don't have insurance iirc
>>147073109
Pedophile weeaboo, weeaboo, furry and rapist, NEET weeaboo, who, extreme weeaboo, gayposting shitter, bad memer and possibly a child
We both coulda cut it short by just saying Degenerates, though
>>147072960
REMINDER THAT DOTSY IS NOT PART OF THE HUMAN CLIQUE
>>147073232
guess they'll pay 21039821032 united states american dollars if they catch a cold or something
>>147073261
>complaining about weebs on 4chan
You know you're a 2/10 weeb just for going to this site, right?
>>147073261
im not a weeaboo
neppie isnt a who
pinto is in his late 40s
>>147073396
hey dotsy
>>147073516
that was indeed me my friend
>>147073516
that wasn't me
who is the least degenerate tf2g
>>147073763
not dotsy
>>147073851
this was me
>>147073261
your precious sandvich won't save you now, fat man
>>147073261
and yet somehow they're all more tolerable than you
>>147073885
no that was me
dotsy isnt cute
>>147074106
have you seen him?
>>147073982
quite literally all me
>>147074156
have you?
>>147074169
You're a weeaboo, though
Also, I should have added that BasedViva has top tier taste in humor and memes. Half, your tier is trash tier. Some would even say 8rd tier
>>147074372
Not viva but i made my own company FeelsGoodMan
>>147074450
do you call me a weeaboo because i have a dbz avatar? because thats rich coming from mr yotsuba
at least my anime avatar isnt an underage girl
>>147074450
as a third party that has nothing to do with your drama i think and i'm pretty sure alot of people would agree with me that half lefts shitposts are pieces of art
>>147074763
>Yotsuba isn't anime
you fucking mexican
>>147074294
why do you call him not cute then
>>147074763
im pretty sure me and barkley are both casual watchers of dbz
i havent really thought about it at all since super was announced which was like a year ago
yotsuba is one of those 4 panel manga things which according to scientists is loads weebier than dbz which everyone in the first world watched ~10 yrs ago
Post Scout
>>147074763
Fuck off Viva
viva are you actually autistic or the very least, have aspergers?
would explain a lot
dotsy has aspergers
>>147075082
>I knew it as the 4chan mascot before I knew it for the books
choosing the mascot of 4chan for your steam avatar is even sadder than choosing a preteen from a comic book
>>147075317
GET EM BOII
>>147075281
he does not
>>147075317
do you think viva's normie friends ever come over and he has his steam profile up because he's been staring at it for hours because of how awesome he thinks he is, and they look at his avatar and ask "what's your picture supposed to be" and he drops his fucking spaghetti all over the place explaining that it's the mascot of an anime imageboard that he goes on for hours on end every single day
>>147075631
>do you think viva's normie friends ever come over
no
>>147075602
if you capitalize both h's in hip-hop, you don't like hip-hop
>>147075631
viva doesnt have any friends
>>147075602
i like 4chan and hip hop too
we're more similar than you want to admit
except obviously i have hobbies and skills and longterm prospects
does videogames have dyslexia
>First update in months (that has a news post attached)
>Fucking promotional hats
>>147075876
hi dotsy
is for BABIES
>>147075956
>Buying it at a discount not only gets you the game, but also nets you some exclusive Disgaea-themed TF2 cosmetic items when released (Prinny Hat, Prinny Pouch and Prinny Knife).
>when released
the promos are going to come with the big update
>>147075987
hibut im not dotsy
>>147075062
>>147075082
>only sane adult
wowy
the way someone acts in an anonymous environment is not necessarily the way they are irl
if you're such a genius you should have figured this out yourself homeboy
>>147076086
>you're fucked for life until you act like yourself and quit with the meme trash
stop pretending online personalities are representative of people in any way
i have a better job than you and better friends
>>147075956
I'm interested on that knife.
>>147075062
>>147071874
uhg im so tired of these neckbeard op faggot pics
why do you keep replying to him
>>147075062
>>147075062
>>147075987
why would that me be lol
>>147076557
That's not a scout.
>>147076657
youre not me
>>147076250
Would you ever sell that circling tf logo Co-pilot?
>>147076732
i might
yellow?
>>147076857
> Poдины
obvious googletranslate my friend
>>147076250
I sure as shit do. Why would I pretend to be someone I'm not
>>147076257
It is, though
You don't, though
>>147077308
do you find it fun imitating 3 year olds online
>>147075062
>have unusual strange sc
>can't afford even shitty pro ks.
>>147076825
Yellow?
>>147075062
>strange and unusual
I wish I could also be made of money
>>>/y/
>>147077493
I can afford one, I just didnt want one. The only reason I brought a specialized rather than just a normal one is because the team shine helps hide the shitty wear
update yet?
is there anyway i can blacklist the luxemburg server MM keeps putting me on
it quite literally is impossible to play projectile classes in comp with 220 ping
>>147077654
excuse me, but what are you doing ?
>>147077780
yeah, it came out over night
patch notes if you're curious:
http://pastebin.com/yfbhLXdh
>>147077685
>didnt want the epic shines from the eyes
what is wrong with you
Rate my Heavy, /tf2g/.
>>147078403
minigun skin is shit mate
>Taco viva deleting all of his posts
I don't understand, is it that hard to just not talk? Like, just turn your ego-badge off for five seconds and you'll be treated as a normal person.
>viva got banned
rofl
>>147077308
oh so you're an insufferable cunt both irl and on the internet?
if,god forbid,you were put in a position that the way you act around people mattered(which will never happen)you'll never make it
but that will happen to me thanks to my college© education©
>>147077506
never mind
post id and we'll talk about it
>>147078473
I wish war room looked better in game
i wonder if the guy on the pyro costume is eric smith
i never find pics of him, i wouldnt be surprised if he didnt want to be on video either
>>147078473
Eh, I used to hate it until I actually started using it, now I really like it myself.
One day, when I have the money, I'll probably replace it with something else, but I think this one looks best festive. Getting real sick of seeing festive top tier skins, they always look like shit unless the colors are already bright.
>>147072212
>in thread a
>don't even know who the first 4 people are
>>147075062
i sold the hat for 20 keys holla
>>147078693
did you try google
>>147078852
ye @_@
r8 my spy loadout
>>147078852
incarcerated for the murder of four-year-old Team Fortress 2 and moving on Russians 2.
>>147078495
I did?
>>147078403
I'd give ya Kritz/10
>>147078595
what the fuck
>>147077506
i thought you were yellow because he wanted to buy it some time ago
does anyone else feel a little sorry for viva like, he flunked out of college and has been a minimum-wage bagboy for years and despite working at a supermarket for years he hasnt even been promoted to a manager position, so you know he's even terrible at a no-skill-required job he's a gender-confused weeaboo on top of all that (mains medic/pyro and has an anime avatar) then with all the free time he has, he plays a game he isnt even good at and spends time around people who tolerate/ignore him at best like, all the other NEETs and shut-ins he makes fun of are at least well-liked in the thread, skilled at TF2 or both. hell, in the short time he spent in the irc, he couldn't even make friends, and these are people who enjoy the company of barkley, half and even videogames then there's viva, who has never excelled at anything he's ever done in his life
>>147080236
>he hasnt even been promoted to a manager position
There is literally no good reason to get promoted to a retail manager. That's when you know you're fucked.
>>147080236
can you explain me what mean bagboy?
>>147080358
Plus, it's more responsibilities. I've been offered it thrice now and turned it down every time. I just wanna have an easy time for easy money
jill here
it's tonight as long as viva fucks off
>>147075062
I been trying to screenshot my Scout but it always become compressed, any help?
>>147080838
That's too bad. Guess we'll never have a TF2 update
>>147080886
just use print screen instead of steam screenshot
but if we never have a tf2 update viva will eventually fuck off and go to /owg/, but then he'll have fucked off so then we get an update, but if it updates he might come back so will it even really be worth it
viva fuck off, this is too complicated
viva only posts here for attention so that's irrelevant
>mfw tried to contact admin around the time i posted >>147071735 and still no response
>mfw we won't be making it to open play-offs because there are literally no admins in ETF2L in the past 3 hours to fix the result
all pyro flare projectiles should have grenade arcs
all melee weapons should deal their damage/effect to the user if the user misses
the market gardener should kill the soldier upon a successful crit
prove me wrong
>>147081675lel
what do you do when you get utterly stomped and ridiculed on valve hightower by a bunch of sodomite pyros
>>147083038
>what do you do when you get utterly stomped and ridiculed on valve hightower by a bunch of sodomite pyros
kill all
>>147083038
go heavy
>>147083159
but the map changed and the other plr maps arent even ironically fun so i left
then i joined a harvest server and the map ended 5 seconds after i joined and got random crit kukrid by a sniper on the point
now there are no harvest servers
i just want to click :(
>>147083038
i go on stream and beg valve to nerf the degreaser while whining
>>147083324
they werent even using their primaries just standing around the map shooting their stupid fucking potato guns at me and making me run back to spawn or die
>>147083038
probably just leave the server, honestly, it's not like there aren't other hightower servers
If i buy a card from the market, it's going to be un-tradeable and unmarketable for a time.
But CAN I CRAFT with it? Last card for my badge?
Am I the only one who's sorta given up on the idea that the update is today?
Despite the likeliness of it being later tonight, I just have a feeling that it won't happen until next week.
>>147083481
yes
i have joined 5 servers and they have all ended minutes after i joined
if the next update doesnt include the remaining map time on the quickplay menu everyone at valve needs to flagellate themselves
>>147083501
Same. I don't really think they would do it in the middle of the summer sale
new tf2 update when >??????
if they don't remove sniper or at least the huntsman everyone at valve needs to be beaten and hanged
>>147074169
hi half
>>147083324
delete this
>>147085180now
should i buy the next campaign pass
i made money off the gun mettle but didnt off the next one whatever it was called
>>147085240
Stop being so easy to predict.
>>147080956
fuck off viva
>sideshow quitting tf2
end of the line folks
>>147085954
worms is where the real money is right now
>>147084594
yeah, i view the server details and sort by points and if its over 50 i usually dont join
ofc they might have voted to extend but theres usually more than one server with the map i wanna play and usually i find one with the top scorer having less than 20 points
>>147077654
/cm/ > /y/
go on valve
crush my dreams already
>>147085954
boulderdash
i call bollocks
>>147086308
>boulderdash
it's balderdash
>>147085954
why do you have to announce to your fans that you are 'quitting' a game, i've never understood this
why?
>>147086712
Dunno, but then again I don't know who that person is in the first place.
>>147086809
http://store.steampowered.com/
>>147086186
same thing
>>147086809
>community key prices going over mann co store prices
why would this ever happen
gggggggggrugugu
>>147086712
he didn't
he said he wasn't going to stream because he's going to be busy, and that he's going to be casting a OW game
>>147086308
He has to quit TF2 cuz he got kicked out of uni, has financial problems, which forces him to move to his parents, who have a provider who slows down your internet after a certain amount of usage so he cant stream regularly anymore.
He also wants to cast and write for overwatch, because he's unable to keep doing so much stuff for TF2 for free.He'll come back if its viable financially
>>147086712
He isnt making a huge fuss about it.He simply said he cannot continue with tf2 for a long time probably
>>147086863
dude did a shitton for the comp community
>>147086636
really?
what does it mean, exactly
>>147087037
hes been writing for OW for a while
>>147087124
You used it correctly
>>147086914
Currency exchange rates.
>>147087124
Bullshit.
>>147087037
oh man i hope it works out for him, his streams where he doesn't play tf2 are actually more entertaining tbqh
>>147087037
>dude did a shitton for the comp community
like? I've literally never heard of him
>>147087461
casted matches or something
ive never liked the look of him
>>147087461
if you don't know sideshow you don't know anything about comp
>>147087716
thats a damned lie
you're a damned liar
damn damn damn damn
JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING BLOGPOST
>>147087820
as a European this is even more valid for youpostyourbuttintrash
>>147087946
http://www.teamfortress.com/comingsoon/
>>147088032
what the fuck did he mean by this
>>147087946
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2851
YES bro.... i eatit.........................................i need the chemical energy..........to beatit.........to eatit mannnnnn....................sandvich...............it make me so strong..........................yyyyeeeeesssssss.........das vidanya.......p
Whe should just give up to have hope for this update
i already gave up
there's now way its out today
>>147086809
>>147086914
>>147087318
Steam summer sale
this happens every sale retrards
tfw update is game over
cloud nine best effect
I'll give up hope after today. Thursday is always update day.
they haven't sent out a HLDS email yet
>>147088940
>going over mann co store price
Reading comprehension, it happens every day retards.
troll
thats not what it means
delete that NOW it doesnt MEAN THAT
>>147089527
thjs
i named my scattergun "psssh... nothin personnel, kid"
what should I make the description?
im thinking of:
"fuck you khaoskid663 everyone knos your a pokemon scammer fagot"
or
"likes: hurtin people, bein badass, hot gurls with big boobys who are sluts"
i blendit bro.... i pretendit
thanks
I just bought a BUNCH of keys
updates are for PUSSIES
>>147090047
Yeah, I bought about twenty so far this steam sale
>>147089854
nine inch nails is cool
>>147090171
band or fingers
>>147090268
nine inch nails (the band9
I like penis
>>147090127
HAHA i bought MORE
and I'm not even slightly proud of it
>VNN has an update stream
err.. he knows it isn't tonite right...??!
>>147090171
so which one would be more obnoxious/cringey for my description
>>147090562
Is funnier this waydespair in live stream
>>147090487
I'd personally have liked to have bought more but without people buying these kits I've only got $4.50 in my steam wallet.
>>147090562
b-but there is gonna be a steam, right?
>>147090629
dislikes: kevin robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin evryone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit
>>147091449
Doesn't fit in the description. What is the next best
>>147091496
your mom lol
its so hot and im sweaty and yet i didnt wash or change clothes in 5 days lol
so the update isnt gonna come out today, is it
>>147092001
We will never get the update
its not gonna come out until that dirty son of a bitch takes a shower
>>147091496
Dislikes: Niceness
>>147092187
should i call valve and ask?
tfw good tf2 thread on /v/
sops :3
>>147092903
where
>Unironically browsing /v/
>>147090171but they arehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv5Jvr2Fp48
>>147093554
They've done a lot of video game music, I think. Both as a band and individually. I know their drummer or whoever also did the OST for American McGee's Alice.
>>147072212
none of them
let them all rot
this is two years old
>>147090562
>it isn't tonite
godammit why the fuck not
>>147095357
Mandatory update email hasn't been sent out. Plus, it's already 7 PM on the east coast.
>>147095357
tfw no update
tfw gotta go back into work since my closer called in
tfw no gf
tfw no big frags
>>147095259
>right to left
laffed
>>147095487
>Mandatory update email hasn't been sent out
sent out to who?
>>147095781
If you own a server, you get an email telling you that there's going to be an update so you can shut your shit down to update.
Who is ready fornothing and despair?
Shakespeare and his good buddy spencer walk into a bar. Spencer asks for a "sit" (local slang for a chair to sit on), but he's very old and has poorly fitted wooden dentures; the serving wench mishears "sit" as "shit", and disappears round the back of the tavern. Nonplussed, the pair sit down on stools while a less retarded wench takes Shakespeare's order (rum and coke).
It takes 30 minutes, but the first wench eventually surfaces with a beautifully enamelled lidded flagon with a rich odour. Leaving it at their table , she wanders off to take another order.
Spencer lifts the lid of the flagon and is hit with a powerful punch of something he can't quite put a name to.
"Will, mine dearest friend," says he, voice a touch querulous, "you couldn't be a superb-star and identify this most wretched funk, couldst thee?"
Will leans over and gets a good whiff. He gingerly takes the flagon by its smoothly finished handle and tips it ever so gently, until just a solitary dribbling of viscous dun comes oozing out. It should be obvious, but he just can't put his finger on what this foul concoction reminds him of. As if handling a dessicated leper's fingers, Will dabs a corner of his favourite personal flannel in the minute pool of fecund revulsion spreading across the centre of the table. And lifts it to face level. With only the briefest of tongue-flicks, the clouds in young Shakespeare's mind melt away, the brilliant rays of his intellect bursting boldly forth to illuminate the pair of them.
"Here!" Shakespeare cries abruptly at his distracted tavernmate. "Here, Spencer! T'is poo!"
rate my medigun
someone give me a name tag
>>147096834
scrap.tf faggot
It's 4PM here and still nothing, I'm gonna do myself a favor and give up.
I've heard that Valve is taking a vacation next week, so we'll have to wait another damn week or so before the update finally comes.
you win valve
i give up
fuck you
>>147098012
Evebody give up
I haven't given up yet.
>>147097247
>I've heard that Valve is taking a vacation next week
citation needed
>>147098408
Just give up is just less painfull this way
>>147098556
It's the 4th of July.
someone give me a FREE name tag
>>147098587
I'll give up hope when it stops being Thursday.
sent ;-)
>>147096469
nothin personnel... kid
ill give up hopewhen this game hits less than 1'000 concurrent players
>>147098684
I actually have one for youid?
>>147098960
that'll be before the update is out at this fucking rate
>>147099060
id/xionxang
We’re working on a mandatory update for TF2. We should have it ready very soon.
-Eric
its prime time boys ready your f5 keys
>>147100193
source?
Give up boys let the despair embrace you
>>147100343
Me
-Eric
>>147100528
thanks eric
>>147100581
You're welcome.
-Eric
Post predictions. Not what you want, but what you think is most likely to happen.
Buffed
Targes
Huntsman
Classic
Eternal reward
Mantreads?
Nerfed
Crit a cola
Phlog
Degreaser
Reserve Shooter
Quick fix
Danger shield
>>147101040
>Crit a cola
>Phlog
>Degreaser
>Reserve Shooter
>Quick fix
>Danger shield
Word, all except for Quick Fix. I hope they add a new medigun.
>>147101040
MM
Skins
pyro nerf
>>147101040
A lot of players complained about the vaccinator being bad, I expect that to get a buff.
>>147101040
>Nerfed
>>>>>>Degreaser
>>147101040
>mantreads buff
pls PLEASE!
