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>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
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>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
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>Screenshot album
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>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
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old thread:
>>146823563
rin fucking sucks
>>147036285
>>147036834
>>147036956
Part I NaruHina is truly purest love. I wish Naruto wasn't such an autist and so completely unaware of it.
>>147036956
>>147037102
>>147037012
pre part 1 NaruHina even cuter
>>147037227
NaruHina just best in general.
>>147037227
>Search "Sakura apologises to Naruto"
>0 results
Why is pinkshit forgiven after treating him like shit for years without a noticeable confrontation regarding the issue?
>>147037360
>>147037495
>>147037409
some things Sasuke did early on were alright. Even those he was an edgy smartass prick, he legitimately was the only sensible person on that team. Team 7 was cursed with 2 retards and a psycho.
>>147037552
just keep hoping for the best anon, it's all we can do
>>147037658
The best 3D gf will never be able to hold a candle to 2D Hinata
>>147037795
true, but your kids might be as cute
>>147037915
I don't plan on having kids. I'm too selfish.
;-;
>>147037495
>The ass was fat
>>147038939
that all that's on your filthy mind? You're a vulgar man.
>>147039327
> implying that's not what's on Naruto's mind like 98% of the time
>>147039327
What happened in those two years that made Hinata go from /comfy/ to 10/10
>>147039545
From Shippuden to The Last? Probably started hanging out with Ino and begged advice as to how to get Naruto to notice her.
>>147039596
>Ino-san, please, how do I get Naruto-kun to notice me?
>Literally just show him your boobs
And then it worked.
>>147039545
>implying comfy Hinata isn't best
do people really prefer her design from The Last?
Daily reminder Tenten is the only Naruto girl to never have dressed like a slut
>>147039679
>boobs
>not upper arms
>>147039679
> Hinata genuinely thinks she has a bad body and is honestly confused as to why wearing booty shorts and a top that accentuates her breasts would attract a nineteen-year-old boy
>>147039713
Part I Hinata is top cute
Boruto-era is top comfy
The Last is top sex
Part II is...well, I think she's cute, but she's that middle ground between all of them. Jack of all trades, master of none. Still hot af, though.
>>147039802
>Hinata continues to think her body is terrible
>Until the wedding night
>>147039982Hinata thinking she's not good enough for Naruto or not cute makes my heart hurt
I'm in too deep, abort, abort!
>>147040028
>Hinata tears up a bit because she thinks Naruto deserves a beautiful girl, not one with weird eyes
>Naruto spends the night convincing her she's beautiful
>>147040626Wonder how many times he made her cum before she got the message
>>147040656
ProbablyMALAYSIAN AIRLINESamount of times
>>147039713
It isn't apparent how attractive she is until the last
>>147041140
Nah, she's been attractive since Part I. To me, anyway. Just in a cute and innocent sort of way.
I-It wasn't creepy then cause I was like 14, I swear!
>>147041140
most important part of a girl's appearance is the face. I mean, we knew she wasn't fat. Also as anon from the other day pointed out, she was already stacked at 14.
>>147037409
>that fucking walking
>suddenly stops
everytime
>>147041227
>That moment when you realise Sakura peaked at 13
>>147041473
>>147039679
No it didn't. The fucking flashback genjutsu did.Yes I'm still mad this was the method they chose.
>>147041526
I disagree but respect your opinion.Sakura was sexy a couple of times in early Part 2 before Kishi vanished her butt, but never really cute.
>>147041526
>this actually exists
>>147041803
I got bored one time, don't judge me.
>>147041827
I'm only judging the fact you placed war arc Sakura over long hair and child Sakura in cuteness levels
>>147037658
>reading in the bath
>>147041901
I liked the topknot looking. Really hot. Maybe 'cute' was the wrong term. Perhaps 'attractiveness' would've been better.
>>147039713
>Ino
We burglars now
>finally we get a proper Nardo RPG
>go through the character creator, choose your village, alignment, natural elemental affinity
>get to the class choice
>it's pic related
Wat do?
>>147042327
Thief, Infiltrator or S.T.A.L.K.E.R
> the game takes place in an AU wherein there was a massive war between all of the major Villages and Jinchuuriki
> there are pockets of invisible, super-heated chakra that sear the flesh from your bones
> all the best gear, like chakra-imbued weaponry or chakra-activated camo-cloaks are within these dangerous regions near the chakra pockets
> the great shinobi nations are now scattered settlements
>>147042327
this is shameless anon, but I do want to see what I'll get. /roll
>>147042580
tfw no cutie monkey daughter to wageslave in The Zone for
>>147042327
I'll take a death knight
>>147042698
I haven't actually played much of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. I've got it installed, and need to get around to it.
>>147042767
>Poisoner
Is there anything worse
>>147042839
oh you were talking bout the game, no idea if that follows the story of Roadside Picnic or not. You should read that if you're into short sci-fi novellas.
>>147042910
Arata would like a word with you.
>>147042839
>>147042930
also there's the famous Tarkovsky film but don't remember that even mentioning Stalker's wife and monkey daughter
night everyone
>>147043970
Those Japanese bedroll things continue to baffle me.
Though I guess they must be good for the back.
>>147036956
Man, I haven't seen the show in years but it warms my heart to see that she won him in the end. Sakura can suck asparagus roots.
>>147041526
This is correct. Might list boruto sakura higher, tho
>>147044426
she got the happiest ending,exactly what she wished for from the very start
>>147044578
>these will never be playable costumes
>>147043970
>this picture perfectly describes pinkshit
>>147045897
To he fair, she looks mad comfy there, and sleeping with a girl like that is doable.
Then again, I imagine Sasuke sleeps with his eyes open, straight as a plank, anyway.
>>147046754
Sasuke doesn't sleep, sleep will cause him to lose his edgy autist powers
I can't believe this is the last ever /nsunsg/
RIP
Was Sasuke guilt tripped into marrying Saura?
>>147047747
>>147047620
Absolutely disgusting.
>>147047813
>>147047809
He has no idea how that shit works.
Pinkshit drugged and raped him, got preggers and told him that since they were having a baby together they were now husband and wife.Or so I like to think anyway.
>>147047747
>>147047620
>>147047832
No
>>147047832
>Not two Hinatas
>>147047871
>>147047809
No. He just saw his opportunity and took it
>>147048031
>Sasuke pulls off Shizune's haircut better than her, or Kurotsuchi
>>147048117
>>147048031
>>147047927
>>147047832
>>147047747
>>147047620
>Still makes more sense than Pinkshit cuckura
>>147048217
I suppose. They may never once have had an interaction in the main series (the Bort movie, to me, is kind of outside of the boundaries of that), but at least there were no murder attempts.
That said, literally every other crack pairing for Hinata makes more sense.
Also the poor girl and Nardo belong together, and while I know the anon who dumps this shit just wants to keep the general alive by provoking outrage/disgust, I wish he'd stop.
>>147048227
It physically hurt to read that
>>147048227
What's up with the clock in the backround? Looks like it was made by an edgy 12 year old who was messing around on a calculator
>>147048329
Sasuke should of just been asexual, or had a high number of kids with Sakura so he can revive his clan. Having a sole child was pointless and is antithetical to everything we know about the edgy autist
>>147048696
>He wanted more
>Pinkshit's vagina became useless after popping out Salad
>One and done
So after the gay shit and now this, what's the next disgusting thing the pic dumper anon will unleash on us?
I for one am hoping it's not something I personally am disturbed by, because frankly it is killing even my will to keep on the general or discuss stuff when he's done.
>>147047067
He sleeps like a spoiled princess
>>147048996
If that was the case he'd leave her in a heartbeat and find another women to have kids with. Even if Kishi meme'd them to have a happy ending his entire character is built around the Uchiha clan, he wouldn't stay with her if it meant he couldn't restore his clan
>>147049443
Hopefully Aburame grills
>>147047606
Heard that before m8. We ain't dead yet.
Finally getting round to watching the road to ninja movie, first 15 minutes and feels fucking everywhere man
Sidenote, anyone want to photoshop minato and naruto into this, but keeping the twitter names and MAGA hat?
>>147049737
I'd be down with that, if for nothing else, then sheer curiosity.
>>147047747
The most unrealistic part is Sasuke showing emotion.
>>147049883
I'm fucking on it. Won't be a mo'
Right now I kinda miss the autistic fanfic arguments, those were far preferable to this filth.
>>147050008
Could you change the writing in the eustace tweet though to minato (instead of fred) and shinobi world instead of country
Thanks a tonne, fresh memes (and these repeating digits) will ensure the survival of the general and naruto on 4chan
>>147049827
>Taking the ironic bait
I think we've established that this is a meme now
>>147050159
I'll see what I can do.
>>147045897
Yet if Hinata were the one sleeping like that you'd probably be wanking over how that makes her a sex demon or how that shows how feisty and lively she really is or some shit like that.
> all this SasuHina posting
> there are some people that ACTUALLY ship this
My disgust has never been higher
>>147050312
What's your point?
Are you trying to meme on me?
I'm honestly surprised a crackship has this much fanart.
I guess NS shipfags wanted to get rid of competition, that much is understandable, but that's hardly a positive, real investment, is it?
>>147050439
There is fanart for damn near everything.
>>147049443
Well, at least it's something new. It's honestly better than having the NHfags circlejerking over the same pictures over and over in every single thread
>>147050363
It was mostly NSfags trying to get both out of the way but without killing them. Why the fuck would anyone ship people that never shared a single panel of screentime in 700 chapters.
>>147050159
Wait so is the dude in black and white meant to be Minato with a MAGA hat, or is he meant to stay the same?
>>147050312
>>147050610
Yeah the dude in black and white with the MAGA put minato, and where trumps face put naruto, but keep the @realdonald trump
In other news, episode 466 is out. Anyone seen it yet?
>16 minutes into the road to ninja
>Pinkshit bitching about having parents to an ORPHAN
>Claims that if Sauce was here he'd understand
Remind me how anyone can like her again?
>>147050926
It was annoying at first, but now I find it kinda funny
>>147050852
Are we on canon episodes, or yet another filler arc?
>>147050738
Is this what you were thinking?
>>147050852
Anything decent in it? Or is it just Indra being an edgelord while Ashura is still in love with him?
>>147051101
>Thinking the infinite filleryomi is ever going away
>>147051191
Perfect except for Minato not wearing a MAGA hat
>>147051094
> some people ship to make other people mad
> some people ship to make themselves happy
> and SOME people ship because they GENUINELY THINK that those two characters worked together and should've been together
> there are people from the third group that think that about SasuHina
>>147051343
Oh right. I'll see if I can add that
>>147051318
Haven't watched it yet, the link is up over at kissanime so I thought I might as well get people's opinions over here. It'll be more edgelord shit no doubt
>>147050538
Well, I for one try to find new ones.
>>147051343
Now with semi-blurry MAGA hat!
I can't be fucked changing 'America' to 'Konoha'.
>>147051651
Noice.
>>147051651
kek, perfect. Thanks anon
>>147052043
>>147052086
Glad to be of assistance.
>Dad and mother are dead
>Pinkshit refers to this situation as "refreshing" because edgelord isn't edgy anymore
Wew lad
>>147052435
>Perfect world
>Jiraiya is dead
You know, I had a LOT of Naruto desktops back in like 2009
>>147052685
The guy who drew this remade it for its 10 year anniversary lel
Including some fairly edgy Sasuke ones
>>147052903
Really?
>>147052923
Yeah
>>147053257
Well there you go, then. Didn't know that.
>>147041629
source on this gif?
>>147052734
This is movie is a fucking clusterfuck and a half
>>147055191
I can't bring myself to watch it from a mix of being scared of feels and not liking non-canon stuff.
>>147048227
>>147048031
>>147047927
>>147047832
>>147047747
>>147047620
>>147048330
>>147048558
>>147048845
>>147048948
>>147049958
>>147050081
>people still shipped this crack pairing after the last
boggles my mind. You would think the fan base for the pairing would be kill after that.
So why was this pairing so popular anyways? Eyehax fetishes? Like others have speculated in this thread earlier I used to think it was just something NSfags shipped to get the love interests out of the way but now I'm not so sure.
Is the anon posting these actually into this pairing or just shitposting?
Either way, keep going. I'm having a good time.
>>147055717
Hell, people STILL think that NaruSaku is, somehow, completely canon and the entirety of Chapter 700, The Last, the Boruto Movie, and the Boruto manga is just...well, they never explain HOW it's all invalidated, it just IS, stop triggering me, RAAAAAAAAAAPE
>>147055717
>Is the anon posting these actually into this pairing or just shitposting?
Pretty sure he's the guy who posted Tobirama gay stuff for the last few threads, and possibly the Mitsuki stuff too.
Maybe he's trying to kill the general?
Can Naruto use the teleportation jutsu now?
>>147056656
He used the shittier version of it in 700 but does nothing in gaiden and Bort except shadow clones and Kurama shit.
>>147055443
The feels are full on, the non cannon stuff is a clusterfuck and doesn't really make sense if you think hard enough, but still very interesting to watch
>>147056656
Naruto cannot teleport. He can, however, use the Body Flicker to such a degree where he might as well be teleporting, at least over short distances. It's just his normal speed now.
>>147056775
Might get around to watching it, then. I only like happy feels. It's why I watched The Last.
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>>147056773
If Nacho actually did anything Sauce wouldn't have been show him up.
>>147056953Lee___being on that list disgust me._he deserved more.
>>147056953
>shikamaru
>Jobber
>>147056953
> Neji
> died to the strongest non-eye kekkei genkai in the series
> but muh rotation
Hard to rotate when you're running as fast as you can to throw yourself in front of someone like a FUCKING HERO
The term 'jobbing' is overused and cheapens the term.
>>147056953
>Yet virtually every single one of them has won more fights than pinkshit
Really makes you think huh
>>147057343
What canon fight did Tenten win? I genuinely can't remember.
>>147057343
When did 1010 win a fight?
>>147057343
When did Kiba, Ino, Tenten and Hinata win fights?
Heck even Shino's sole win was more of a tie since it ended with both opponents knocked out.
>>147057443
>>147057407
>>147057564
Please notice the use of the word "virtually"
Though 1010 was useful against Kakazu's masks
>>147057564
He beat Zaku in the Chuunin Exams
>>147057295
He died to a fodder sweeping attack done by Obito's giant pet.
That isn't really a good way to go, especially since at that moment all the main characters were walking off getting stabbed.
>>147057861
That's right, completely forgot about that guy for some reason
>>147057805
>Though 1010 was useful against Kakazu's masks
If you are going to bring that up as proof of usefulness then Pink is Itachi-tier for Sasori and Kaguya.
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad. However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up. Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
>>147058278
/a/ has arrived for real. We knew this was an eventuality.
>>147042327
C'mon Martial Artist!
>>147058278
I used to be a regular on /a/, and I've been here for a month or two.
But godamn, I still completely agree with every single word from that pasta.
Only reason I don't flat out shitpost and dubspost the threads to hell is that I actually enjoyed this garbage as a kid.
>>147058921
>>147042327
>21
What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
>>147058921
>you agree with an /a/ meme because someone got 5 repeating integers 5 years ago
You do realise they did it for bantz right?
>>147047747
>"Say that again, you little runt."
>"What are you gonna do about it, old man? Give me a left hook?"
>"Why you little..."
>>147059313
Is this an accurate representation of how sasuke might interact with his son if he had one?
>>147060169
He seems fine with Bort who might as well be.
>>147059027
Be the sickest fucking herald, that's what.
>>147061352
Look at these motherfuckers, they are the hottest shit in town and they know it.
>>147060393
They call it "wet work" for a reason.
>>147042327
might as well roll
>>147042327
>>147061687
>trickster
Fuck, I never get anything good in this kind of shit
>>147042327
Here I fucking go.
>>147042327
I wanna be a Ronin
>>147061998
>Sorcerer
Not bad.
>>147042327
Rolling for stalker
Cheeki breeki
>>147061927
I get to be a pirate in a world of ninjas?
Fucking sweet.
Reminder that Storm 4's death is all because you people won't play it.
If more people played online and raised the scene we would be more active
>>147062125
Yarrrharhar matey... We gonna plunder some sweet booty.
"Those who abandon the mission are trash. But those who abandon their friends are even worse than trash. And those who don't care about their friend's feelings are even worse."
Is this true?
>>147058278
The thing is Naruto is a magnet for idiots who don't even know how to discuss something properly nor did they watch a lot of series to have a better taste. Why is Gaia considered shit? Because most of their threads are about Naruto or Twilight. Sure I wouldn't care if it was a one thread with normal posts and spelling but most threads are something like:"sasuke is uber kawaii i am going to cosplay naruto at school gambatte" Having more Naruto threads here lures those kind of people who know about 4chan because of "funny images and jokes" and they usually ignore global rule about being underage. Do you see Japanese 2chan anime board having endless discussions and fanwanking about Naruto? No. Why? Because they think its a silly show for children.
It's stupid, it's full of plotholes, it's littered with characters that are just plain HORRIBLE, the fanbase is on par with the twilight and avatar one, atrocious fanshippers who watch the stuff only to see which girl will the protagonist that is irrefutably gay fuck first, extremely undeveloped characters and a utterly ridiculous anti hero who's lifeline is deus ex machina, actually, 98% of characters rely on that because Kishimoto can't write above anything what a caveman with a club lodged up his prehistoric anus could.
Also did i mention it's very yaoi'ish, thus attracting fujoshi and white knights who follow them, mouthbreathers and faggots? It also it attracts ADHD children, which, no matter how much your mother told you to respect the sick, are not wanted on /a/ and should just die off like the waste of resources they are.
>>147063307
If so, than Sasuke should be fucking dead by the end of the series.
>>147063442
First of all, the author should stop retconning, writing over plot holes and utterly stupid bullshit. Just glance over the latest chapters:
- This manga is so gay. Ninja Romantica is what it should be named. Main character hyperventilates and passes out just by thinking about his lover. No, really. Then Naruto wakes up and the first thing he does is chase after Sasuke again, and when they meet even Sasuke questions his obsession (omg ur so gay Naruto stop humping my leg). And the worst thing is Naruto’s answer: “NOOO WE DIE TOGEHER after buttfucking”. I can’t believe this shit actually happened.
- Kishi said through Kakashi, one of the wisest characters in the series, that the Sharingan was said to descend from the Byakugan, but this got retconned a few chapters ago - not anymore, the sharingan descends from the sage’s rinnegan, and fuck the byakugan
- Sasuke survives with absolutely no chakra against deidara, against a nuke. Possibly biggest asspull in the series.
- Kisame knew Gai was a taijutsu user from fighting him not once but twice, yet suddenly loses half his braincells during their last fight, forgets this little fact and loses because of it.
- The moon goes around the earth. Madara's plan is hypnotizing everyone on earth with a moon-sharingan. Derp.
- Naruto forgot about Hinata. Chapter count: over 100
- Pain is later revealed to be Naruto’s distant cousin from the Uzumaki clan
- His father, his mother, a fox, a crow, a frog and his dark persona live in Naruto’s belly, with Bee and his octopus popping by for visits.
- Itachi could have kidnapped Sasuke all this time, or at least told him the truth about Konoha, and the truth about Madara, and prevent all this faggotry, but Kishi wanted to milk it
- 600 billion exploding pieces of paper would cover about 14% of the earth’s surface. And it IS fucking retarded.
>>147063534
- Suddenly, ever dead person who ever mattered and a few who didn’t (including Haku, Zabuza and all the Akatsuki) are revived by a bullshit ressurection jutsu, rendering their deaths completely impactless. As if it wasn’t bad enough, the only way to defeat these zombies is with the power of friendship. No, really.
- Sasuke’s incredibly dumb and flawed reasoning of allying with Madara and attacking Konoha to get revenge for his brother (which Sasuke himself killed in the first place), even though that’s the one thing his brother specifically didn’t want and he made this damn clear.
- Retcons here are the rule. Sasuke meeting Karin in the forest of death, or Gaara suddenly being able to use sand without Shukaku. Just a few of the numerous examples.
- Naruto twists his ankle by accident (derp) right after getting the biggest powerup in the series, as a convenient excuse to have Gai fight
- The three stooges who are supposed to be strong jounin somehow really think they could capture and properly detain an S rank missing ninja in a wood prison. Did they not learn from their fumble with Kisame? They should know by now that these people won't give out any information, act like real ninjas for once (oh the blasphemy) and go for the kill.
- Naruto still believed he was on a S-ranked ecological mission, despite having Bee and half a dozen strong ninja with him and not knowing jackshit about biology (don’t forget he is the guy who, at the ripe age of 16, thought a pregnant woman was just fat), and spends his time looking at and fondling armadillo penises.
- Seriously? Defeating immortal, regenerating, virtually invincible zombies with the power of friendship? Literally?
etc etc etc
>>147063626
Art got worse as the manga went on. Allegedly tries to mimic a certain animators style, without the benefit of having the art move to make up for the flat look it sports these days.
- Characters have slightly developed over 500 fucking chapters and over 400 episodes. However, Kishimoto’s character development itself tends to be very poorly done, forced and generally poorly-written. Most are single-trait characters with a depressing past tacked on as an excuse to why they personally "never give up."
- Furthermore, these established characters get ignored left and right. Instead of using them, new characters get introduced, who also require additional narrative time to get established. Horrid power escalation, especially with Sasuke and recently also Naruto.
- Oftentimes heavy-handed attempts at symbolism throughout the story.
- Author doesn't quite get the balance right between messianic savior and utter retard, making the MC appear stagnant at times and his achievements seem asspullish.
Bitches don't know that Kishimoto wants you faggots to hate Naruto. Through shitty plot and highschool philosophy he's instilling hate in your heart so you can experience the plot thorougly in person. You're in deeper shit if you got caught in Kishi's genjutsu and hate Naruto fanatically because you're made to live and understand darkness/hate better than anybody without even knowing it.
God, if this guy is not a magician then I don't know who is.
>>147063721
Naruto is basically a bunch of buildups that inevitably lead to shitty payoffs.
For example, the invasion of Konoha? Fucking awesome idea, just toss the baddest ass badguy, the one who killed Jiraiya in and let him run wild. The entire village has to coordinate their attacks and eventually take him down. Then after all is said and done, the other villages can get in on it and try to take advantage of the fall of the greatest village.
Instead what happened is that we get a few chapters of rampaging and dull fights, then Naruto shows up and has a one-on-one fight with him. Then we hear some stupid weepy backstory. THEN NARUTO WINS HIM OVER WITH HIS STUPID, HALF-FORMED SHITTY PHILOSOPHY. AND THEN HE ASSPULLS A RESURRECTION FOR THE ENTIRE VILLAGE.
Two more recent examples are the ninja war and Konan vs. Madara
The ninja war is basically a bunch of slightly larger scale battles than usual instead of an actual battlefield situation, and Konan vs. Madara could've been an excellent chance to showcase the abilities of two characters that were largely up in the air, but instead was a giant cop-out. Also, 600 billion exploding tags and Naruto is "light personified" HURR.
>>147063837
Even back in the day when it's characters weren't sameface, they most surely were unappealing and whiney (Naruto is a generic ADD shonen hero only even more boring and with extra teenage angst and butthurt, Sasuke is emo and fangirl bait, Sakura is one of the most annoying and useless female characters in all of shonen. Stereotypical tsundere to the main character, pink hair, has a crush on a character which is her only motivation for even trying to do anything).
The action and fights are forgettable on the most part. In the beginning Naruto had a few interesting fights but couldn't really hold his own against any enemies. This is still better than him turning into an overpowered character that uses Rasengan to solve all of his problems.
Story started out rather intriguing though nothing unique by any stretch- ninja school friendship dumb outcast kid trying to become something important blah blah blah. It then spiraled downward into being something out of an obese emo fangirl's fanfiction with lots of ANGST and DARKNESS.
As if the series wasn’t already an abomination, there is also the fanbase, and half of it consists of teenage boys who think its "holy shit epic" because it's the only anime they've ever seen (and they watched the english dub) and because they have no taste or concept of what a well developed story should be.
The even worse half of the fanbase consists of drooling fangirls with ninja headbands and wardrobes entirely bought at hot topic who will become extremely enraged and might try to eat you if you insult their husbando Sasuke-kun or insult their 75 part fanfiction about their mary sue "Charlotte DeGradia Izumi Inami Asami" who has a nine tailed persian cat living inside her and has giant tits.
And that's everything wrong with Naruto as told by /a/.
>>147049835
>RTN wasn't about the alt universe cast's hijinks
>No bitchnata trying to force Naruto to fuck her
>No shy Ino being embarrassed by Charasuke
>Barely any pervy Lee and Neji shenanigans
>Instead it was just Sakura bitching that she had the hardest life because she didn't have parents for like three days
Th-thanks pierrot
>>147064172
Sakura would have worked better as a villain. True or false?
>>147064423
True. Sakura as a sociopathic yandere type would've actually kind of worked, at least compared to the absolute nothing we got instead.
>>147064172
That sounds like absolute shit.
>>147065447
RTN has about 5 minutes of quality content (the bath house scene, Uzumaki Family feelings) and the rest is just more pinkshit being pinkshit.
>>147049601
to be fair a lot of that is down to Naruto being a complete mess.
>>147065520
I can't believe a movie where the orphaned main character gets spends time with his family decides to focus on his fucking teammate.
>>147066028
That's Yuka for you. NaruSakufag of NaruSakufags.
God, we had to deal with fucking gifs and PARALOLS from that non-canon shit posted for years after.
>>147064172
>>147065447
>>147065520
>>147066028
>>147066491
>The Last was crappy too. But it's okay. It had NaruHina and Hinata as the main character.
>>147067120
No one mentioned The Last, but it was a lot better than RTN on every observable level.
>>147064172
>The alternate Rookies didn't help in the fight against Menma.
What was the point of showing them all off in preview if they were just going to make glorified cameos in the actual movie?
>>147067556
>but it was a lot better than RTN on every observable level.
Yeah, no. Other than the unnecessary focus on Sakura I'd rather watch that than the boring ass Last.
>>147067695
>Yeah, no.
Great argument.
The Last has a better plot, better use of its cast, better scripting, and no bullshit like introducing the concept of an entire alternate universe just to have a couple of cameos.
You just like pinkshit and you're defensive about it. Get over it.
>>147067919
>better use of its cast
But the only ones that do anything in it are Nardo, Hinata, Sakura and Shikamaru.
>>147067919
>The Last has a better plot, better use of its cast, better scripting
What movie did you watch? Just because Hinata played a big role doesn't make it a good movie. You hate Sakura and get offended when she stars in anything. Even going as far to discredit an entire because of it.
>>147068336
Gee, it's almost like that's the fucking main cast of the movie. Good thing this movie didn't introduce a bunch of alternate universe counterparts with interesting twists and then basically never use them in favor of having Sakura bitch about being without parents for like three days.
Also
>Forgetting Sai's banter
>>147068370
>No rebuttal, just more reeing about Hinata
Thanks for proving my point.
>You hate Sakura and get offended when she stars in anything
No, I liked her a lot in The Last and she was even good in Boruto. In RTN, she says "Sasuke-kun would understand how I feel" to Naruto about being a fucking orphan and acts like not having her parents for a few days lets her feel exactly how Naruto has felt for his entire fucking life where he was hated by everyone AND alone.
Sakura is a huge cunt in the movie that focuses most on her. It's poetic.
>>147068370
You're the only person mention HInata.
>>147069543
There are a lot of jobbers in that pciture.
>>147059027>tfw can't steal Akame's Sharingan and fulfill the family tradition>I have to set a ninja to play as a herald
>>147070520
Jobbers.
>>147070842
Jobbers.
>>147071151
Jobbers and one Sakura.
>>147071430
Jobbers.
>>147071625
Jobbers.
>>147071729
>Gai
>Jobber
>page 9
>>147073514
That is one shiny calf.
>>147071729
>Sakura
>Not a jobber
>>147075663
b-but she beat sasori who let himself lose
>>147075967
As a flesh puppet to some old lady too.
>>147075663
Being a Sakura is worse than being a jobber.
>>147075967
Neji RUINED Hinata's date with Naruto with his training. WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
>>147075663
>>147075967
>>147076535
Um...exactly WHO helped Obito rescue Sasuke and help beat Kaguya? None of your jobber rookies I know that.
>>147078517
your waifu a shit
kys kys
>>147078364
how exactly did that fit in to his master plan?
>>147078517
hating Sakura is almost a meme at this point, as a ninja she actually did help a lot. Much more important by the end than worst Hokage.
>>147078517
Still here I see. I thought you'd have moved on to less triggering waters.
>>147078676
>Sasori.
>Jobbed in canon.
>Jobbed in Tsunade's dream within a dream filler book.
