tator cluwne Edition.
Last time on /ss13g/
>dude got banned for killing shuttle-stealing vox scum
>someone is gay and/or a furry
>R&D and Mechanics are still stockpiling weapons
>Vox boars are cool
>Some vox are okay
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
i'm the best
TFW NO NIQ BF
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10841
If I just keep uploading to my fork before a pull request is merged, everything will automatically get added to the pull request, right?
connection failed gg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXO_dlAieQ6V7X9dgd1OwhQ
SOCA'S VOICE IS FUCKING AMAZING HOLY SHIT
>>147035096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohFx9Sow6OM
Soca is cute, CUTE.
I honestly think Kurt should be perma banned for the crazy shit he has done on server in the past, but I don't get how you fucking people can't handle being banned for a fucking day, like jesus christ take a fucking break for once, its not going to kill you
>>147035524
hi morena
>>147035652
ayy wasn't me, I don't think he should be perma'd but he should man up and take a day off
>>147035652
I am not them, they are bad but not as bad as Kurt.
He has raped people/things on server in the past without being reprimanded, and not on purge day I may add.
>>147035901
holy shit really?any pictures or proof?
>>147036036
I heard from several people in deadchat he raped or snuffed Ginger Beach. Also rape several cat beasts.
>>147035901
hey now, i did nothing wrong, ever
>>147035901
what a fucking disgusting rapist
>>147036420
Pretty sure you admitted to both the things you're being accused of.
>>147036568
which are?
>>147035524
I remember Kurt being funnier in the past rather than the iaa shitter he is now
>>147035190
Nikita Khrushchev you illiterate American whale. Go beach yourself
>>147035901
I've been around Kurt for a while and I've never seen him doing such things. I think you're just full of shit
>>147035096
>>147035190
I thought she was a Mexicunt.
>>147035190
McCarthy was an underappreciated vigilant hero and guardian.
>>147036893
And he still plays IAA like security when he isn't blacktiding around.
>>147036719
Are you incapable of reading?
>>147036796
He did it around the time he got banned below you
>>147037156
I'm not kurt you doofus
>>147036893
>playing IAA like security
While you'd have to be a huge faggot to do that, there really shouldn't be admin intervention, as it should be relied upon the security force to deal with anyone overarching into their territory; though, of course, that doesn't mean they aren't allowed to let hooligans and assclowns into their territory or really anyone.
>>147036893
>spaghetti and meatballs
Muh sides
>>147037193
You're one reply too late
>>147036893
>this is rape
Why is dylan still allowed to do anything?
Why are people playing as security are huge raging faggots with tiny dicks and daddy issues?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
>>147037920
>T. Brigged dindu greytide
sorry for failing you, Jean.
at least we removed the vox
>>147039037
>implying the library vox wasn't chillin on the shuttle to home smoking a fatty cigar with all kinds of loot
>>147037920
because they add spice to the game
without security, greytide is nothing
without greytide, security is nothing
>>147039037
so close...and so far.
>>147039092
im fine with OUR vox, but those illegal vox are rapist murderer serial killers
>people staticnaming and actually expecting not to become hated
Giving yourself any persistent identity in SS13 just makes you a big target for people to vent their bitterness about losing on. The only exception is if you're an ultra-boring good boy who never does anything interesting, therefore never draws any form of ire (and equally, no form of adoration) from the other players.
Felicity movin in on a new girl!
Does wearing the happiest mask on station make you valid?
>>147039316
Yes
>>147039316
yes, i will murder you and space your body seperate of the head
>Have to do all of science myself episode
>Do research to a point
>Miner stops by
>Talks about saving them if something bad happens
>Rolls a cursed die
>It explodes
>Protolathe and curcuit imprint are now gone
>Rebuild the room to my best extent
>Mommis lingers around a bit
>Does nothing to help rebuild the room
>Everything is back in working order by shuttle
Its ok miner, I forgive you. Just roll it outside next time.
>That last thread
DUDE WHAT'S A BLACK BODY LMAO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THERMODYNAMICS LMAO
>>147039278
OH SHIT! Ashe on suicide watch! Who's the lucky girl?
>>147039583
I signed up to shit on the floor and honk, not learn about astrophysics with black twinks.
>>147039454
What was wrong with that room? I couldn't figure it out even with the holomap and t ray.
>>147039278
I refuse to believe anyone would come between my favorite otp.
>>147039213
What if no one ever posts bad things about my static, but people still post good things about it?
>>147039278
Felicity was just being nice to her. She practically trips over herself around Ashe compared to this floozy.
>>147039278
Felicity creeps me out.
>>147037920
I have a modest sized dick and am bros with my dad, you nebbish jobfag.
>>147040758
Maybe modest wasn't the best word, I meant average.I swear.
>>147040758
>>147040831
send pics to id/senaat1 to prove it
>>147040758
>>147040831
Too late, anon, we all know your little secret now.
this is the greatest lag of all times
>>147039316
Yes. If it's not your first time you're a griefer. If it is, you've learned a valuable lesson about reading the fucking wiki before you touch old shit.
>>147037832
Cause you aren't such a reliable coder you're a maintainer that can shut him down.
>>147037920
I play Security because I like being polite in order to change players' perception of Security.
>>147039875
It was missing the disposal pipe and a wire near the apc. Also some air pipes were missing I think.
FIELD GENERATORS
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>>147037198
There should because they have a degree of admin protection. If you're blacktiding/playing like security you aren't playing IAA and therefore don't get to bitch when you're not allowed to for a bit. It's not like you actually were playing it in the first place.
Daily reminder to canister bomb anything fishy. By the end of the shift you and your countrymen will have removed all kebab.
>>147041085
Fuck off Dylan
DUNGEON MASTER game mode when?
One player is roundstart given the role of DUNGEON MASTER and has to get SLAVES to fulfill their DEPP DARK FANTASIES.
Another player is given the role of ANIKI and has to earn the support of the station through the use of ASS WE CAN and then SETTLE THIS RIGHT HERE with the DUNGEON MASTER through PANTSU WRESTLING.
>>147041396
How 2 canister ?
>"Fuck shitcurity they are all scumbags"
>Proceed to lie through their teeth about any crime no matter how small or how obvious it is that you did it
>Security eventually get sick of all the obvious lies and stop believing any greytider
>"Fucking shitcurity never trusts us"
You greyshits are what is creating shitcurity, if maybe any of you fucks would have some dignity and not lie any chance you get maybe security would be more lenient.
>>147041562
code in the ELECTRIC BODYBUILDER FROM RUSSIA first
>when you made a name for yourself as a huge faggot yet people still remember you rather fondly
Radiation mutating simple mobs when?
>>147036893
>Spaghetti and meatballs in vagoo
i dont even want to know
>>147041906
>monkeys and chickens will never have a chance to turn into freakish monsters during a radstorm
In other news, how do I get nanites?
>>147036893
>someone says something crudely funny
>player they were talking to thinks it's funny
>administrator gets triggered on their behalf
i'm sure glad senaat was here to save us from seeing someone talk about naughty parts! this sure is a great use of admin powers which saved the server from much grief, and not ridiculous and overbearing exercising of control purely for the sake of exercising said control
ss13 is such an insanely overmoderated hellhole. the game needing admins on-hand to prevent indiscriminate killing/disregard for the game's concept has devolved into admins utterly overpolicing every aspect of player interaction in a way that quells any creativity and restricts the sense of freedom
>>147042091
>>147041906
I want this
>>147041906
When you draw sprites forradroaches
>>147042323
http://crawl.chaosforge.org/index.php?title=Giant_cockroach
>>147042490
What about north and south-facing sprites?
>>147042552
>implying cockroaches have those
Pretty sure regular roaches actually only have one glyph according to that cult round a couple hours ago.
>>147042640
But they're tiny and non-hostile so it doesn't matter as much
>>147042790
it works for goon
>>147041925
Medium RP medbay check up.Gotta make sure these silly waifus are staying pure, and not shoving food up their cunny
Sorry for the supermatter scare. The wiki said that oxygen would work as a coolant, so I used it.
Stupid me.
>Quality Antag
Was trying to figure out who set off the pacid nades in the cockpit of the shuttle but haunt wasn't working with me and the round end wasn't showing what the vampire was wearing. Who did it?
Those dang jewbirds
BOOOoooOOOO
GHOOoooOOooOSTSS WooOOOooo
>>147045301
It does work, you just have to cool it enough and cycle enough through the chamber or use thermals/H/E to cool
>>147045342
CE was the vamp in disguise AFAIK
>>147045342
[03:27:11]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">A chemical smoke reaction has taken place in (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=15;Y=243;Z=2'>Emergency Shuttle Centcom | 15, 243</a>)[ Polytrinic acid ]. Last associated key is Yred(<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminmoreinfo=[0x300027b]'>?</a>).</span></span>
[03:27:11]GAME: A chemical smoke reaction has taken place in (Emergency Shuttle Centcom | 15, 243)[ Polytrinic acid ]. Last associated key is Yred.
Yred was the antag
>>147045301
How many canisters did you use?
You want to have a lot of air in the chamber so that it overall takes longer to heat up, if you're just going for power for the round you can get away with one emitter and 2 nitrogen canisters.
With oxygen you need at least 3, and it's really only for going into big power territory
>>147045518
why even use the supermatter if you are not going to go for big power territory.
>>147045403
How cool is cool enough? If I'm remember right the sensors were saying the O2 going in was at about -260 C.
>>147045403
I think it was four O2 canisters. People were talking about breaches so I was rushing to get it going and see if I could fix holes.
>Become RD
>AI active on low pop
>Know that low pop AIs are usually just starting out and are trying to learn
>Offer to change its laws to NT default so it can try out different lawsets
>Make it a shitty freeform law to go with NTD
>It's just to check PDA paint to see if it matches the ID and make a decision based on that
>Make shit and waste time
>Posibrain pings
>Slap it in the extra mech
>Forgot that mmi/posi mechs are bugged
>It locks itself down and cant do anything about it
>Becomes a ghost translator
>It baneposts
Fun round overall.
>>147045638
All of it. I was in a hurry so I didn't get a good look at it but you probably were sucking it out too fast so there was pretty much no gas in there so it'd rapidly fluctuate as the shard output rose from the oxygen.
I know this is an autistic spessman game but does anyone else legitimately have autism? I know one admin does.
>>147045691
So what gas in/gas out ratio am I looking for? 2:1? 3:1?
>its a busstation round
What did they mean by this?
>>147046268
people only vote for bus right before they leave to meme everyone.
>>147046376
THERE IS A FUCKING APC IN ENGINEERING THATS NOT EVEN HOOKED UP TO ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALL HAIL BOX
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A
A
A
>>147045753
No idea, I just use vents with no pressure checks and I run H/E through the chamber
I'm glad it's over
>>147046376
thank you weighted voting
I SUBMIT MY WILL TO BOX
>>147046512
ironically bus won the majority
>>147046481
no prob for calling the shuttle
i had a dream with yahir in it and i hugged him and apologized to him for shitposting about him in the thread
what do you think that means?
>sawbones is the one to finally update the plasmaman wiki entry
Holy fuck
I want to fuck Morena
>>147046761
we already know you're thirsty for her, 'anon'
we've known since fucking march
>>147046620
All I have to say about this is
>him
>>147046761
why would you want to i'm trash
>>147045729
Classic legit aspergers for me, as in the light but no doubt autistic kind. Shit like not being able to look into peoples eyes, obsession with tech and shit like that, my first fucking word being 4 sylables long and nigh impossible to be said by a child, yep, autitsic
>>147046934
I sent you an electro swing track ree
>>147046934
When are you going to kill yourself, Whorena?
>>147047592
Tomorrow.
>>147047569
Unless it was caravan palace it was probably bad
>>147047730
you are a fun person to play with
>>147047730
>caravan palace
My nigga
>>147047730
It was an undermeme remixbut you're probably right
>Please be aware that you are currently playing on Baystation 12. We believe /vg/ has panic bunker enabled and is redirecting to our server.
Honk
>>147048070
Kek really?
>>147047730
You are an incompetent whore who needs to die already, or just fuck off to vore and stop trying to shit the place up with your ebin near-ERP.
>>147048145
what the hell is near-ERP?
>>147048145
are you talking about that PDA note passing thing?
>>147048174
'lmao it was only PDA ERP'
'lmao i only told him i wanted to hop on his dick SOMEWHERE ELSE'
'guys come on its not REALLY ERP we just talk about it here and do it on vore :P'
that shit right there, it's arguably even more obnoxious than regular ERP
>>147048145
>>147048249
>mid day euro-time zone
>sharia levels of ass pain in the threads
like pottery
>>147048249
>>147048145
How much of a sad fuck are you? Oh wait don't tell me I can read it from your posts, loser.
Any supermatter nerds here? How well would the bay/polaris supermatter setups work on our server?
http://ss13polaris.com/files/map_4-24-16.png
If it's shit, what about the hippie setup that seems to just pump in cold nitrogen and vent all waste to space
>>147048145
Morena should neck themselves desu
>>147048427
Like 10 minutes to map it? Ours is fine. Order your own if you want to autism
>>147048427
>that setup
played it, the setup itself works fine, doesnt need any fixing
>>147048145
Quality meme, I love it.
>>147047970
The charm in undertales soundtrack comes from the simple elements and good composition, remixing or changing it is dumb I hate people who do.
>>147048249
So being slightly suggestive is suddenly ERP? Sorry no one has ever flirted with you in your life, but take your anger out on someone else, like your bodypillow. Maybe you should have actually read the PDA messages I sent shiggy, because I was taunting him the entire time.
And Sergei invited ME there. When I had no idea what it was. I thought it was just a neat idea to vacation on a different plant so I said okay.
I have never been on vore, I will probably never go on vore, because I am not interested. I don't even know how to find it if I wanted to.
>>147048430
Way ahead of you.
>>147048303
>being this assmad that people don't want to put up with your cringy ass e-fucking
Fuck off already, Whorena. Spergay and Shiggy did it, why the fuck won't you?
>>147048480
>>147048483
It's not for box if that will calm you down
>>147048503
Shiggy is on lifeweb now I think, maybe Morena should try that so they can rape each other there.
>>147048503
>I'll just keep encouraging shitposting and bringing down the general more until things are the way I like it!
You're just pretending to be retarded right?
Can someone post that badly drawn comic about vox traders, please?
>>147046426
Where?
>>147048427
>that small science department compared to the rest of the station
that's not how a scientific station would look like
>>147048592
I have no interest in lifeweb or shiggy, so no thank you.
>>147048503
Yeah, see you later
>>147048682
It's not a science station, it's a colony with a residential district and everything.
>>147048682
Polaris is a colony and not a research station, that being said they have their xenobiology/toxins/xenoarch on another zlevel
>>147048729
>colony on an asteroid
for what purpose
>>147048760
It's in the same system as another more major colony, so presumably it's functional as an industrial sector for Vir, I think it's supposed to be a mining colony and the asteroid is Phoron-Rich.
>>147048427
Not too well considering it only has two vents and runs on TEGs.
are there any hot tips for getting a value you want in genetics or do you just tap irradiate block 30 times until you get the D
>>147048865
Get arith, a pill bottle of bicard, and a medibot
hit to 802, inject. If it's a disability move on or go get dac
When you hit dac but no power, clean disabilities or inject every time while rolling for the next block.
>>147048841
it still doesnt make any sense, why make a residential colony on one asteroid instead of making it a station with a changing crew, especially with a major colony next to it
QUICK
INVENT A UNIQUE TRAITOR ITEM FOR A JOB YOU PLAY
>>147048427
Change all the phoron for plasma gas.
>>147049042
What major colony?
>>147049042
Fuck off, it's just a game you retard.
>>147049075
Absolute Madman
A Tank Transfer Valve that must be secured to the floor and bypasses bombcap.
Has a minimum 5 minute timer and uses the same wires/decon as the syndicate bomb.
>>147049075
CHAPLAIN
GUN THAT GETS STRONGER/CHARGES OFF BEING SPOOKED BY GHOSTS
SPOOKS THE TARGET AND MAKES THEM SCREAM/DROP THEIR WEAPON
>>147049042
The colony itself is owned by NT, and that's all that NT owns in that system. They don't have any sort of Centcomm stand-in there, so it's more or less necessary to keep a standing crew since having every crewmember commute from Vir would be expensive. Or something.
Man, why you gotta nitpick everything?
>>147049075
For cargo tech, a device which lets you manually control a mulebot from afar so you can run people over with it
>>147049170
>major colony
Polaris/The Northern Star is in the same system as a major colony called Vir.
>>147035720
I actually killed a chaplain that randomly hit me over the head with a bible while I was enthralled. I was never enthralled before and didn't realize I was deconverted. By the time I did his head was off because fireaxe. I felt bad so I ahelped myself, when the round ended I asked to be banned for 3 days but I guess no one saw that. Don't want it now though. Besides I haven't been playing as much as I used to.
>>147049075
Gas bugs for atmos tech
>gives the illusion of a gas flood once its inside a vent
>sends alarms to the silicons
>shows the room flooded with purple particles for plasma, white particles for N2O etc
>there is no flood at all
this can be used to create distractions and allow atmos techs in certain areas to "fix" it
What do I do if i'm starting to hate Vox Trader and how they interact with the crew (90% of the time they just sell guns to people who shouldn't have guns, 5% of the time they are greytide and the remaining 5% they actually trade somewhat interesting things and get ignored.)
>>147049075
IAA - A special paper that you fax to central command, then sends you back a capsule, like a miner ball, that contains two NPC syndicates. Have it cost like 5 points
>>147048850
I could always add a few more vents
There's also the hippie layout that looks a lot more simple
What other servers have the supermatter?
>>147049214
It's called the pda cartridge in your pda. Use it some time. It's pretty boss with camera bugs.
>>147049042
>assuming there's a major colony next to it
Polaris lore makes the setting at the furthest reaches of known NT space, where they do their private research and act as a forward operating base. There are no other point of major grouping for leagues around the their colony and more unknown space than known. Hence things like raiders, and space ninjas, and why they have to keep their research so closely guarded.
What you're suggesting is like 'why do US soldiers not just live in the villages with the afgans all the houses and markets are there?' or 'why does big boss hide his nukes in the middle of an ocean on a big boat and not just let his soldiers just live in africa?'
daily reminder that /vg/ has the least OC in code and most shitty lore there is (lol we in space bad guys killing us)
there is literally no other reason to play here other than boogeymaning other servers because they arent from 4chin, and everyone from outside plays here at some point anyways
>>147049429
>Polaris lore makes the setting at the furthest reaches of known NT space, where they do their private research and act as a forward operating base. There are no other point of major grouping for leagues around the their colony and more unknown space than known. Hence things like raiders, and space ninjas, and why they have to keep their research so closely guarded.
That's wrong, you retard. Polaris takes place on the Northern Star, a small asteroid mining colony in a decently civilized area of the galaxy. The asteroid itself is located in the same system as Vir, a well developed colony.
http://ss13polaris.com/wiki/doku.php?id=lore
Don't talk about shit you don't know shit about.
reminder that /vg/ station is the only ss13 server of all servers where Vox are friendly, not univerally hated, and actually given immunity to being traitor targets and their own bases and shuttles.
reminder that if you kill a vox it is checked by the admins and if it's deemed unfair to them you will be banned without question.
This literally doesn't happen on any other servers.
>>147048502
Shame, Mad Dummy is already a swing track, and the one I sent you keeps a lot of the original elements while adding a heavier beat and using more brass.
>>147049679
If you're already so sure of your own personal interpretation of polaris lore, why are you bringing it up here?
>>147049751
>we have vox
>other servers got 6-8 different races to choose from
ok
>>147049539
this, basically.
Literally the only reason people play here is because 'm-muh VG pride' and 'm-muh well optimized /vg/code with nuthin' in it'.
We have the oldest, most outdated code out there; We still have old bay lings, we still have vox fucking raiders and blob, we still operate with old ZAS, we still have the most ancient ass mining and cargo systems possible, we still have old tasers and combat systems. The only things that our coders themselves have designed on their own is;
>m-muh parallax
>m-muh hypothermias
>m-muh meme guns and wepons
>m-muh vaults
But no, that's fine, let's continue staying in the dark because 'm-muh bay boogieman' and 'VG pride we's the best'.
I'll be on Bay, enjoying actual features.
>>147049824
Are you retarded
Did you not read the fucking page I linked
That is literally their official goddamn lore
Are you just baiting or something
>>147049075
Roboticist
-High Octane Meme Machine
it's a weaker robot body that when inserted with a posibrain/MMI becomes a standard module already emagged and with some random weapons
>>147049863
Thyey have ERP too.
>>147049863
It's not the number of races to choose from
it's the shitty implementation of a 'non-antag' version of an antag where every other server treats vox like shit and doesn't have 4 coders falling over themselves to make the vox experiance better
>>147049937
we do now too
>>147049937
Only Eros and Vore have ERP, you get the bannu if you fugg on Bay or Polaris, or if you can somehow find someone to do it, Hippie or TG.
>>147049918
I read it
If I'm following it correctly, you think it's retarded that in one whole system there might be two colonies and not just one bigger one, which is simply your interpretation of what you linked. Because of whatever reasons you don't want to acknowledge things like corporate interest, economy, the stilted relationship between the conglomerates and the shadowy Syndicate etc etc
and you're just coming here telling us how dumb your own interpretation is, for some reason?
>>147050019
EROS is down like constantly though... sadly
>>147049539
This
Im playing here few times a week and thats only for the community, every server of SS13 is three times better than this one.
>>147050151
they are working on the server meanwhile they have a temporary server ip
>>147050119
>syndicate
There is no syndicate in Polaris lore, you retard. Which tells me that you didn't actually read that page. Furthermore, I'm pretty fucking sure you're confusing me with some other retard. But arguing over this is fucking stupid, since neither of us is going to budge and it's just going to devolve into a match of calling eachother mean names.
>>147050210
Link?
Need my rp fix
>>147049918
>>147049539
>Literally the only reason people play here is because 'm-muh VG pride' and 'm-muh well optimized /vg/code with nuthin' in it'.
As cancerous as it can be, I honestly enjoy the community here in a weird sort of way. The weird undefined level or RP that can swing between moody conversations in the bar to beating an assistant with a crowbar for pushing you, all in the space of a round and not get boinked for it is oddly comfy.
>>147050360
see, it's just the fucking community and rules
everything else is pure, stinking and fat shit
>>147050350
>rping
>on an ERP server
They'll probably just ban you for not wanting to get eaten by a morbidly obese 50 foot lizard with demon wings.
>>147050237
http://ss13polaris.com/wiki/doku.php?id=game:guides:traitor
>The Basics
>Alright, you forgot to switch off Be Syndicate and now you are stuck as the traitor and have no idea what you're doing...
Also if you think 'the syndicate' is a name and not just the term for any group with a combined interest then that's pretty dumb too.
If you're so mad at your own interpretations of something, instead of pissing about with it why don't you just stop being so disgusted with it and just change your interpretation?
>>147050447
They're very lax if you keep to yourself
>>147050471
>that entire post
Okay, you really are just baiting. This is the last (You) for tonight, sweetie.
>>147050471
That's always what you 14YOs say when you're max triggered and I hold your title of ownership in my hands. LOL! But hey, if you're bored, you can put on a fresh pull-up and toddle back to your teen nazi peter-beater /vg/ server. I'm sure you've missed some dank-ass high-energy memes while you've been emptying your diaper contents here, Jared. Lol. :D
>>147049075
Chaplain
Just add like 5 wafers you can give to people, the more of them you give, the more your god of choice grants you power, or a batch of jinxed holy water that turns people into vampires. Yeah, probly busted, but id be interesting.
>>147050471
just shut the fuck up already, if you dont play on another server you have no rights to argue about anything about it, just stay in your containment server and carry on
>>147050151
>>147050210
>>147050350
>replying to yourself to generate false interest
Don't do this
This is a bad habit to have on an anonymous image board and you're just building a narrative that isn't there for selfish reasons
If someone's curious about it they'll ask for more information or you can just be more open about your intentions and throw around the link. This is' /ss13g/ not /vgstationg/ and you're meant to be 18 and over to use this site.
How do I become a turret?
>>147049539
>lore
>in ss13
kys
>>147050810
literally every major ss13 server has some kind of an interesting lore
only /vg/ doesnt
>>147050810
>m-muh SS13 is still an atmos sim meme
>m-muh SS13 is supposed to be TTT in space meme
Fuck off. SS13 is a roleplaying game, one way or another. If you wanna cry about it, go do it somewhere else, because it's not going to change.
>lorefags come about to lord their interesting backstories over /vg/
>when /vg/ opens converstation and discusses their lore with them, they call it bait and ask them to stop
Is this their best responce to the panic bunker?
This is pretty pathetic
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Backstory
>Fuck Baystation
i thought we are neutral to other servers
>>147050940
>w-waaaah
>our lore isn't bad guise
>cmon guise its great stop calling it bad!
>MY LORE IS BETTER GUYS PLEASE STOP
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>R-R-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>p-please... s-s-stop...
>>147050940
>assuming baystation would come here and we're not just arguing amongst ourselves because this is the new shitpost flavour of the month
It's been this shit for long time.
EROS has such a stupid body colour system, its impossible to make human colours on here
>>147050428
>just the community and rules
That goes a surprisingly long way in a game like this. You're more sure of what you can and can't get away with, the admins are pretty lax if you respond to PMs and explain yourself thoroughly unless you're obviously being a shitter. I'd rather not go on another server and get banned because "don't call the admin a faggot."
It's more familiar, I don't want to jump to another server and find out "whoops your usual SME setup doesn't work because pipes explode here," or "breaking space law as a nonantag is against the rules fuck handling this IC."I also have no clue what the differences are between other servers, so I wouldn't even know which one to go to if I wanted to change
>>147051083
Brits everywhere
>>147050856
>ss13
>interesting lore
Some fairly cool stuff I've been working on. Read/write circuits can modify connections of other read/write circuits. In the gif I created an "array" that can store 8 things in it. Adding stuff to the array is fully automatic, and when there's no more space, the oldest elements are overwritten.
It shouldn't be hard to add some speakers to it and allow the frame to read the array's contents out loud
Also I added an export/import functionality, so you'll be able to share your autistic creations with everybody
>>147049075
Geneticist
Nervous System Interface
an electropack which, when placed on either a human or monkey, grants you total remote control of them accessible from a remote which is disguised as a remote signaler
>>147051148
Mind sharing their temporary ip?
>>147051248
Why do we need this?
>>147051248
ONE DAY WHILE ANDY WAS MASTURBATING
>>147051282
>invite the captain to genetics for free superpowers
>give him muteness and then pop him out and parapen him, put the electropack thing on him
>now have remote controlled captain
>>147051285
byond://167.114.36.56:7024
>>147049075
Virologist
Spaceakillin
Instead of halting virus progression, speeds up growth, increases chances of progressing to the next stage.Please do this, I need it for a vault
>>147049075
Remember the toolbox from Goon that would eat people and become a toolbox esword?
Add that for the assistant
>>147051285
I'm using byond://BYOND.world.2035890624
>>147051148
Whats EROS?
oh. Erotic-Station?
>tfw the vamp didn't get to steal the shitter AI before it broke my mech
I regret not just letting it walk out of that church and kill more people.
>>147049075
Unholy water and antichrist wafers. Drinking or eating causes you to burst into flame, good for framing people as vamps.
>124 potency ambrosia
>4 hit to crit novaflowers
>Banana peels that burn your feet
Had cargo been working, we could have taken on anything thrown at us
>>147052368
It's Polaris but ERP
Way better than vore
>>147052421
should've hacked the seed vendor to get nettles,
death nettles are really robust and have a chance to stun as well as being better e-swords
also, don't stop using robust harvest till the plants are at 141 potency, it really pays out
>>147048592
I saw Shiggypiggy in the lifeweb server yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for ERP or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and waving his waifu in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my validhunting, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to the escape shuttle up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen whores by his side without paying.
rate
http://webmshare.com/play/PGNvw
>>147042172
I only did my duty in trying to protect the server from waifu autism, friend.
Too bad it failed.
>tfw the nice geneticist helps you make all the basic meds
>tfw big self-treat counter in the lobby
>tfw all the meds you haven't gotten to replicate and stuff on the counter get smashed
Man that was an up and down.
>>147052504
whats polaris
>>147052635
might be a good loading screen
what res are they anyway?
it's kinda cute in an mspaint way
>>147052676
>tfw I smashed them just for laughs
>>147052635
You know where it belongs
haven't played in half a year
what to expect
>>147052653
>dislikes waifu autism
>goes along with metaclub autism
Two sides of same coin my friend
>decide to try a pacifist character that never hits or disarms people to see how long I could go without getting in a fight
>three rounds later end up smashing the fucking out of assistants that keep breaking in and stealing stuff
Can't kick the robusting instincts, it's hard.
>>147052721
High RP server with a very nice map
>You are either AFK, experiencing lag or the connection has closed.
>>147052565
made me chuckle
>>147036246
Haha. I think I'm a few hours too late to respond to this, but oh well, I only just got home.
That *did* happen, but it's not like he did the sex move and I'm pretty sure it's a paragraph in his notes. It's a bit longer story than that, involving cyanide suicide, banana cream pie, and a nostalgic naïvety about how the game works.
No need to get upset over that particular event, it was pretty funny in retrospect
>>147052561
141 is the max potency you can get from robust harvest?
Thought it was 120. Thanks for the tip!
>>147052782
Vox now have admin protection and more of their own unique special vox only items and equipment
If you kill a vox for being a threat you will be banned for treating them unfairly
>>147052979
Sounds like rape
>>147052979
basically the same thing I did with the medical exam senaat banned me for, no /me emotes, just goofy talking for the post part, throwing a cream pie here or there, dressing up or stripping down.
>>147053262
Isn't that where you grabbed a braindead female, cuffed them to a chair in your IAA office, shut the blinds, made lewd noises, and threw banana cream pies all over the braindead
>>147049075
Virus disk
Antag item for science and virologist.
Works in a manner similar to an emag when used on machines but has different effects.
>Using it on a comms console makes it announce a fake random event.
>Use it on a core research console to make it delete random items for the protolathe/imprinter list.
>Use it on the ai upload to force it gain an ion law.
>Use it on a viro virus scanner makes it spit out a gna disk for a new disease that makes you synth medical nanobots and in turn gibbing you into a cyber horror at some point.
>Use it on the jukebox to make it glow green and play from a playlist of glitch music.
Stuff along that line.
>>147053718
I never shut the blinds or made lewd noises pretty sure. Also it wasn't a braindead. I brought someone back to life after they tried killing themselves for no reason.
Intis voice makes me so wet
>>147053838
Why?
>>147053718
That sounds like me. I had written a suicide note and taken a cyanide pill in the botany lockers and Kurt revived me (suit sensors, I guess?). He brought me across the station and eventually to IA's where it almost went down as described. I ghosted while in there, I think.
I was still pretty new at the time and I was naïve enough to believe in creative antags. I thought he was an antag and I didn't wanna ruin his fun. It got a little bit too weird in IAA though, but it's still funny in retrospect.
>>147054023
didn't know about the suicide pill or note, pretty sure I walked by and saw you on the ground gasping in botany, thinking you ate some bad shit, brought you back to life and you said you killed yourself or something then you killed yourself against after a while and I was just like, well okay, if she wants to die I'll just kill her my way.
Do greys have tits
This is super important and I need to know
>>147054661
No
Grey females have smaller chests and thicker hips than males, though.
They're both pretty slim and androgynous, regardless
>>147054661
Ask Yahir, he's our resident expert on Gayylmao biology, due to the fact that he wants to fuck one.
>>147053008
141 is the cap for robust harvest
200 is the hardcap for a floral somatory
Anyone getting sick of jewbird selling guns every fucking round? Get a fucking gimmick atleast.
female mods and attention whoring are the reasons servers is going to shitter
>>147055423
No, it's because the players are getting shittier by the day, and the entire admin team is declining.
>>147055490
they are getting shitter because attention whoring is permitted and encouraged by admins
>>147049918
>Stutter meme
There's a point where it becomes somewhat effective until you overuse it to the point where it's fucking pointless
