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>>146861109
Clans:
EU-NOFUN
http://eu.wargaming.net/clans/500011239/
NA-GOYIM
http://na.wargaming.net/clans/1000022908
>where do i look up tanks
tanks.gg
>how do i get platoons
get some friends
alternatively join NOFUN or GOYIM or ask in the/vg/ channel
1st for anime is here to stay
1st for useless teams :^)
![Schakal[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ur09M1t.png "Schakal[1].png")
3rd for when?
>>147015820
fuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
>>147015820
o-kay
>>147015821
But you're not 1st :^)
Stop posting this weeb trash it's making me consider watching it.
>>147016317
Do it fgt
>>147016317
>he hasn't watched GuP
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>147016881
Unless i'm spoonfed an HD torrent with all the eps i don't bother watching anything.
>>147017169
The /a/ gup thread has frequent streams, and links to the torrents are posted a lot over there.
>>147016881
LITERALLY HOW THE FUCK DO THEY GET THIS SHIT UNDER 3MB
>>147017169
start with this, when you're done come beg for the movie torrent
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=760950
>>147017509TECHNOLOGY
>>147017570
Well it was time for me to go weeb anyways
thanks
Literally how the fuck do I play this game? Every tank I play gets absolutely shitfisted and does zero damage against anything except ultrastupidlight tanks.
I've made it to tier 6 in two categories and each tank has gotten progressively worse than the last.
> /wotg/ - degenerates
so what was the NOFUN related shit in TurboToddlers new video?
>>147020156
>anime has to be used as a stand-in for love life
>can't be consumed like any other TV show/movie
W E W
E
W
Who T10 premium tanks here
>>147022551
>weebsubhuman is literally braindead
>>147022712
Who
>>147019809
Anyone?
>>147023220
maybe it's not for you
>>147023220
What are you playing? I can't think of any tier 5 that can't at least compete.
>65 tanks
>only like 1 of them
>will to play it is killed after I get my double
>still want to play tanks after but no tanks look fun
h e l p
>>147023494
I fucking rape from tier 1 to 3, did OK in 4, tier 5 and 6 have been a fucking joke though. I get how to play but nothing I do even slightly stops anyone. I can track people and cause them to stall up for a sec, but nothing I do damages them in any sort of significant way.
>>147023220
What are you playing, and how many total battles do you have
>>147023620
I was using stug iii G and killing it with the long barrel 7.5mm with camo net and binocs. I couldn't kill anything to save my life in the jagdpanzer though. It's armor is so thin I just get destroyed as soon as I fire a single shot.
>>147023773
Jagdpanzer IV and 405 battles total
>>147023896
Learn spotting mechanics friend
>Also going up German TD line as your first line
Go up the slav heavy line (IS-3) first.
Is this game dead or has my entire clan just been memeing me because they don't want me around?
>>147023896
TDs require knowledge of the camo and spotting system to do well in. I would suggest logging more time into the Stug III learning positions and mechanics as tier 5 is much more forgiving than 6.
>>147024378
What kind of knowledge though? I somewhat understand how the system works, but as soon as my shot fires from across the map, I light up like a Christmas tree and get two shotted.
And I can't see enemies super far away so I have to rely on spotters, and at those distances my shots 100% bounce unless it's a perfect 90 shot, and even then it doesn't pen
>>147020951
MLP should be right up your alley aswell friend
>>147024601
Do you know how bushes work
>it's a greg "subtly" begs for gifts episode
>>147024849
I mean I think so. I always hide in them when using a TD. Could you specify what you mean exactly please?
>>147025437
When you shoot, can you see through the bushes or can you not see through them
Who tried the strayan tier 6 dick tank?
Fond of the T34-85 and it's seem to behave like one, with some downgrade in speed and up in firepower
>>147025587
I can see through them. I always sit a little behind them with my barrel just far enough inside to see through
>>147025895
Bushes do not give you camo when you fire if you can see through them. You need to back up until you can not see through them to get the camo when you fire.
T. Unicum
>>147026220
Oh shit. OK I didn't know that.
Any other simple shit I've potentially overlooked?
:^(
>>147026290
uh, not unless you have anything else to say?
>>147026371
Hi, Mr. Unicum.
Piggybacking his posts but I'd like to ask a question myself.
How do I stop my clanmates from killing themselves? This has been a serious issue as of late.
>>147026947
make wot fun again
>>147026947
Ask Doug
Anyone know what premium tank they will give for the T110E5 on track to the armory?
>>147027393
T14 probably senpai
>>147027393
probably locust or some random shit like churchill 3
Are the Centurions or Pershings any good
>>147029185
Pershing is best T8 medium for comp play, Cent is a Pershing thats worse in some ways but gets really good base AP pen in exchange,
>play all game modes
>wr dropping unless platooning
>disable assault and encounter
>wr rising rapidly even solo
>>147029272
What about the other tiers like 7,9,10
>>147029272
>>147030436
And we're talking about the normal Pershing right not the super Pershing?
>>147029272
>bringing anything but IS-3s, T32s and lightweights for t8 comp play
>>147030789
>>147030436
No, it's obviously the one that can't flex around the map I'm talking about, and that is not in the tech tree. =^)
>>147031194
You do realise that the Pershing still sees use for certain maps right?
>>147030436
M48 is non CW viable but still fun, otherwise all decent.
>>147029185
Centurions are all about using the gun. The speed is workable.
wake up niggaz page 10
WZ131 is pretty bad
>>147034986
you're bad
>>147034986
>had premium for half a year
>running out in a week
This is going to be a swift kick to the nuts.
>>147034986
Its good its just pretty boring to play.
>>147037243
not really
Right on the second one though
>>147024335
>All those mods
What the fuck are you doing?
>>147034986
It's fast and it has two decent guns. All the bad things about the tank can be compensated for with skill. I won't deny that it's worse than the Bulldog, but basically every tank is worse than the Bulldog.
Of course, like all t7 lights, it does get shafted by MM, but that doesn't make the tank itself bad. It just makes the tank better for farming wn8 and worse for farming winrate. Being low tier means you have more enemy HP to farm, but your impact on the outcome of the game is reduced.
>>147037332
Who knows, but that picture is at least 2-3 years old.
Where have the yuros gone
>>147039737
weäre right hör vän
>>147039737
We voted leave.
>VK2801
Is this the worst scout tank in the game?
You literally have to fight t9 tanks with a derp gun for a t5 tank.
>>147041754
Pretty much. You can only suffer your way through it.
It's my first time getting this, wtf is this shit?
>>147043978
Mark of excellence. Good job, you are better than 65% of players playing that tank in the past 2 weeks. It means nothing since you can just get those by playing, but hey, enjoy your new barrel stripes.
i left nofun
hope youre happy now
>>147041754
I recall it was one of "not so bad afterall" tanks.
Not as surprisingly good as my current VK3002, but it wasn't such an horrendous pain
if you use it as a scout
>>147044986
Even scouts need to shoot at some point anon
>>147044334
literally who?
>>147044334
I'm quite indifferent, but why did you leave?
>>147044334
why? i miss you already ;_;
>>147044334
kys while you're at it.
>>147045643
i got black out drunk i dont know why Tbh
>>147045737
come back pls
>>147045860
i will senpai but i got to wait 48 hours before i can join againi will make nofun great again
>>147045052
I also recall it sucked hard at that :^)
who could have thought
on the other hand both the 75/70 and 88/56 work like a charm for that on my VK3002
>>147041754
>>147044986
>>147045052
>>147046091
I thought the VK2801 was the easiest grind ever. Just use your speed to get into positions where you can deal damage, and don't let the enemy shoot you back.
>>147046462
The T5 leopard can literally ram you and clip you to death
>>147045982
stop impersonating me faggot
>>147046547
I'm not afraid of VK1602 Leopards when I have a derp gun. If you can't land a single shot on a fat light tank before he rams you, then you deserve to die.
>>147045982
>>147046664
you're more retarded than hellmaw
>>147046547
You can HE pen the leopard. Honestly, I find the vk28 to be pretty good, just keep in mind that you'll need to shoot a fair amount of heat in it.
>>147046958
>unironically falling for b8
fucking newfag
>>147045982
Cucks can't make Nofun great again
>>147047369
that explains why it's dead :^)
>>147046958
Lmao what is that autistic program
3 wins out of 12 games.
Ok then wot, I see you want to crash my win % some more.
>>147047428
I don't think programs can be autistic
>>147022551
>tfw want but cant get
Saddest part is that I could get the T95 but I dont know anybody stupid enough to sign up to play tanks with me.
>>147047428
it's slack, some (((social network))) thing used by NORMIES
REEEEEE
>>147047687
its a program for organizing your shit and if youre not working an office job you dont really need those programs
if you use them anyways you probably have a compulsive urge to get all your shit in perfect order
therefore this program enables autistic behaviour
>>147047567
now 4 out of 16.
What have I done wrong for war gaming to be such a cunt lately.
>>147048689
>social network
you what
>147048690
>about to reply "you're fucking stupid"
>see name
>realize I'm kicking an open door
ah well
Why do people give money to jewgaming?
>>147048816
>is neet
>has anime mods
>plays the same game all the time
>thinks he is not autistic
im pretty sure youre atleast 5/10 on the autism scale
What are some common mistakes TDs do? And which nation has the best TDs in term of performance? Best damage or armour?
>>147049303
>literal who riding my dick on a taiwanese cartoon forum thinks he's an authority on who has autism
>>147049345
TD in this game is many things
Sturmgeshutz is TD
>(assault gun, basically short biggu gun like KV2)
gun carriage is TD
>paper thin armor things, often open topped
dedicated up-gunned light tonk is TD
>ie all the americans Hellcat, Wolverine, T67
>>147049612
He's making sense and avatarfagging isn't helping your case, son.
>>147049684
>>(assault gun, basically short biggu gun like KV2)
I forgot the most important part: from fair to huuuge amount of armor, and no turret
basically they slapped the TD sticker on all vehicles that weren't recognizable tanks nor arty
>>147049728
>reaction image
>avatarfagging
a retard supporting another retard, what a surprise
>>147049345
Imagine a japanese Superheavy. Now imagine it drifting past you with muffled eurobeat. Such is life in the t28.
>>147047687
Have you not used teamspeak?
>>147048816
>doesn't give him a you
Bet you'd vote for Corbyn, not very nice friend
>>147049684
>>147049761
>>147049854
>>147049854
So, Sturmgeschütz sounds good. But what about tactics or common mistakes?
And what about the slavshits or frogs? Or britbongistan...
>>147049612
Lmao he just hit a nerve
But seriously is WoT all you play?
>>147049860
I have. what about it?
This is why arty is your friend.
>ace tanker
>bruiser
>confederate
>>147050049
oh fug, the guy with 5k damage was a M40/M43
>>147050016
are you the same guy who asked me that about a week ago?
>>147049815
>reaction images of the same character
>claiming to not be avatarfagging despite this
>appealing to cred and authority on 4chins
>bant attempts literally wot chat tier
Nice.
>>147050184
No, please don't ignore question
>>147050279
>same character
lel
>>147050336
I've been playing wot 24/7 for the past 5 and a half years
>tfw you initiated a sucsessful thread derail
today is a good day
>>147049996
chechens and pakistanis also have their own line of "StuG": you can recognize them by the flat, often slanted surface
although they may have begun straight in the anti-tank role (Sturmgeshutz were originally designed as a cheapo tank to do the original 1917 role of infantry support)
and altough their armor may vary (English ones are rolling bunkers)
you can tell they are one of the kind
>>147050524
TFW someone derailed the thread and you still have no TD tips.
>>147050629
TD tip: don't play TDs
>>147050629
TD is worse than artillery, it's pure bush camping cancer for handicaps.
>>147049996
as for tactics and common mistakes, you can be easily flanked by mediums and lights, and trapped by them
also the slanted frontal armor may make hard to judge which targets you can 1on1 and which not (slanted armor increases the real thickness of your armor plate becuz triangles, so the 70mm on a Panther are not really 70mm unless you see it at an elevation)
>tfw a french man sacrifices himself so you can get the win
RIP in Peace AMX 13 F3.
You was the hero we needed.
>>147050373
>he didn't recognise the two grotesque depictions of prepubescent characters lel
Truly, you've defeated me.
>>147050373
Is it still fun?
>>147051041
Refer to this image
>>147048690
It was never about fun.
>>147050998
good on you for admitting your mistake
>>147051041
obviously
>>147051120
What do you still find fun about this game?
>get into the same game with a guy 3 times in a row
>he complains and rages every single game when he dies
Why don't people like this just stop playing? How can they even keep going on every single game like that? It doesn't make any sense.
>>147051183
the same things as 5 years ago
>>147051230
Which is?
>>147051247
why do you play the game?
>>147051314
memeing in chat and teambattles with ppl i know
>>147051314
I don't because it's not fun to me
>>147051393
then why are you posting in this thread?
>>147051416
Because it's fun and a nice place
So why is it fun to you?
>>147051474
outplaying shitters never get old
>>147051741
What if you are bad though
>try some armored warfare because feel like a break from shit teams
>pve is just racing to get kills
>russkies have nearly the best armor and always the best gun every tier
in what game am I safe from fucking russian bias
>>147051790
then you convince yourself that the game isn't fun and that anyone who plays it must be autistic, and you regularly post in a thread about a game you don't play to ask stupid questions in the hopes the answers will reinforce your views
>>147051904
Ruskis are maybe best gun, but the fucking Leopards are moving bunkers after you're done with the 1A5.
The Challenger 1 has good armour too.
>>147051904
Russians will always have the best tanks in tank games because they have the best tanks.
>>147052092
Challengers have the best armor ingame i think
>>147051941
Wow rude, be nice please
No need for this
>>147052145
>russian t-34 in wot has better gun depression and russian t-34-85 has better everything than type 58
>literally the same tank
russian bias is just something beautiful
>>147052215
get help
Where is the official /wotg/ Asia clan?
>>147052372
Why can't you be nice?
>>147052473
dead, it was like VFA01
>Sandbox 1.02
>Buffing SPGs
>We realize paper meds are shit, but we aren't going to revert any of the changes to pen over distance changes or sigma spread.
>>147052501
why can't you stop autistically shitposting and pretending you're a victim?
>>147052473
I'm still a member, RIP ihateleeches.
You can add me if you need a platoonmate though.
I'm grinding through the Czech line at the moment and I'm not exactly enjoying it.
>>147052515
http://asia.wargaming.net/clans/2000000532/
Wow, shit.
>>147052596
But I'm not doing any of that
>>147052717
>http://asia.wargaming.net/clans/2000000532/
Yeah, thats it. Still think there is some ppl about on sea. Tho not sure. I went to NA
>>147052739
my bad then, I thought you were CipherOne
>>147052940
Nice namepost
![11406655_661914890575146_6932223449628086288_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Pmi7Bjt.jpg "11406655_661914890575146_6932223449628086288_o[1].jpg")
>121B spotted on EU server
oi gevalt my jimmies are intrigued
>>147053329
>calling it 121b when it's a type 79
What? 121 is made up shit anyway
>>147053053
it was a pretty easy one desu
>>147052717
>have the highest WR in the clan
I can't believe this, I've grinded through the shittiest tanks.
>>147053421
Ok goatti
>>147053517
not him but I'm honored to be mistaken for such a legend
>>147041754
I had so much fun with that thing
>>147054325
>only 302 games
>not 53k
>>147054760
how
>>147054325
>>147054760
How can you even play such an ugly tank for more than 50 games
>>147053662
Nice legend post
>>147054950
because it used to be___________fun
>>147054820
That guy is Tazilon, probably the most autistic player ingame. Guy played from a like 4 or 5 years ago, and the 2801 was his favorite tank. He even made a guide on how to scout, but that's long since outdated. It did teach me how to be a scout when i was new though
>>147054976
just stop
>>147054996
It's still ugly as fuck
>>147055831
your ugly as fuck bitch
>>147053329
yet another type-59/ZTZ59/T54 clone
>>147055354
Nice stop
>>147022551
not knowing difference between premium and reward tank
priceless
>>147027393
Locust
Why do Euros hate each other?
>>147056703
because there's 30 European countries that have all gone to war with each other at some point.
It's not like NA where everyone in 2.5 countries gets along through a bunch of cheeky banter. For the yuors the bantz is real, WWIII can start at any moment.
>>147057016
Why can't wot be fun like ace combat zero?
Is Bullydog line worth continuing?
>>147057726
T49 is a meme but fun
T54E1 is okay, its a hit or miss tank with most people
T57 isnt as good as it used to be
Get the T49, the rest of the line is your decision
>>147056501
Who T8 reward P R E M I U M tonk here
>>147057726
Get the 54E1 and enjoy being a fast T57 that can see tier 7 tanks, and just use UNICUM rounds (tm) to deal with the low AP pen
![37180500_1364395212_WotTankViewer_x86_2013-03-25_11-15-17-11[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aQpr7gL.jpg "37180500_1364395212_WotTankViewer_x86_2013-03-25_11-15-17-11[1].jpg")
I wonder if this remodel still works
I guess we'll never know
ARL 44 OP pls nerf.
>>147060363
That tank is a pile of dogshit compared to the KV-85.
one more tournament and I'll have enough gold to get a T2 light or a T-127 >for free
Why would anyone drive the mutz when the CDC is an option?
>>147060817
Wow good job, keep it up!
>>147060598
It was clearly a joke buddy calm down.
>>147060960
Because they have good German crews but never played the French lines?
>>147061046
thanks!
>>147061469
NA?
>>147060817
wow, compared to NA it's fucking nothing
Got my first MoE on the VK 16.02 Leopard today 2.6k spotting + 380 damage was pretty fun. Are you guys enjoying WoT today?
>>147062016
EU
>>147062036
maybe one day when EU is dead enough they'll start showering us with gold too
>http://worldoftanks.com/en/news/pc-browser/18/summer-play-100-years-tanks/
Am I hoping for too much thinking that I can earn a premium tank if I can NEET out enough tickets over July?
>decide ive had enough of tonks
>time to play botes
>check out their general and ask what's changed in one year
>no replies
>meanwhile two autists going full damage control over their redditor friend with gold status is derailing the general
I'll just ask here, what changed in one year since release?
>>147062158
calm down greg
>>147062158
From what I've heard its generally been good. New maps were added that were bigger, boats were rebalanced and the commander skills were tweaked.
>>147062158
German and Two Russian lines have been added.
Major UI Changes and in the next patch they'll add National voices
>>147062278
>>147062290
Shame it's still a shit game though
>>147062251
>>147062290
>>147062278
Thanks tonks, knew I could on ya.
Fpr real though, why is their general so Reddit infested? It feels like someone opened the pandora box in there.
>>147060960
because it can bounce shells off its turret?
because it's not from the country that surrenders every single time a war breaks up in europe?
because it's from a country with sovereignty?
>>147062862
S w i t z e r l a n d
>>147062862
because it's from a country which was accidentally bombed by both Germany and the Allies?
>>147064731
triggered frog detected
>>147065625
Did you get cucked by Nigel and his 'sovereignty' meme?
>>147065783
>sovereignty
>meme
enjoy being governed by brussels, hahnrei
>>147065783
Got cucked by Boris Johnson not wanting to take lead after supporting the Brexit movement
>>147066038
>hahnrei
what did he mean by this?
>>147066083
No worries. NHS will support you after the economy tanks with the extra 350 million pounds that you've freed up by leaving the EU.
>>147066253
>after the economy tanks
>muh pound
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/06/29/ftse-set-to-open-higher-as-post-brexit-rally-gains-momentum/
>>147066159
That's german for "cuckold"
>>147062290
Is it still just that same German Cruiser line, or have they added the pocket battleships yet?
>>147066485
whoops
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36673005
>>147066552
really makes you think
>>147062117
Don't know how much exactly, but yes it looks you can nolife it for a pref 5. None of which are the Church III.
>>147066620
doesn't look that bad desu
>>147067219
>T14
>Matilda IV
>Excelsior
I'd rather kill myself than drive those shit bag tanks. The Excelsior is the only one that can even pretend to be worth a tier 5 slot on the team.
skirmish in 20 minutes goyim a, b, and c teams get on please
>>147067504
this isn't true, disregard
>>147067402
The T14 is a fucking hovercraft. It gives zero shits what it is driving on and does 34km/h regardless. Plus the slope and spaced sides are pretty effective.
>>147067402
>T14
>shittalking AMERICA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oSn0UoiH74
;_; rip phonto
>>147067402
>he thinks the T14 is bad
I mean there are better tanks, but c'mon, the T14 is fine
average goyim member
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw
>>147068150
agreed... buncha stupid BIGOTS
>>147067504
t. b team
>>147068042
It's fine if you don't mind shooting so much gold that you make zero credits in a premium tank.
Are there any tutorials or shit that will help me stop being a tomato shitter?
I'm new to game.
>>147068150
I am willing to be that goyim does not have a single member that isn't fat
>>147068774
>Go to goyim chat all you hear is greg rage screaming stupid niggers
>others join in.
Wouldnt have it any other way.
>>147069030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L68OWMyO-3A
>>147069048
/wotg/ has a zero tolerance policy on fatphobia
>>147069030
This game is a trial by fire. Best bet is to platoon with someone good and have them yell at you about how you fucked up
>>147069048
I'm 144lbs thank you very much
>>147069048
>5'11' and 150 lbs here
>yes i know king of the manlets
>>147069447
>>147069453
please be in london
>>147069493
nah i'm in florida getting shot
>>147069049
kek this
>>147068774
butthurt nigger detected
>>147069654
t. pringles the one man kanadian klan
>>147069654
Miks sa varastad meie kultuuri tulnukas?
>>147069721
sorry mang i don't speak your language
>>147069623
No, you aren't. Going to a club would cut into your tonks time.
