Gardening Edition
Previous timeline: >>146939781
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Nth for Omega.
>dad
more like shitposting edition
xth for the sexy fish
sans
>>146988734
t. charafag
Nth for robot and nervous burg
cute goat
>>146988820
i don't know if i hate you more because you're right or because you called it out that quickly
>>146988734
You want some fresh dad? I just found this picture and I think its cute
I want to hug crateanon in his crate
>>146988884
i am winner
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623728
>>146989000
fuck off with your cancerous meme
>>146989000Aww, thanks anon, that's sweet! I wanna hug you too!
>>146989000
I want to put crateanon into a bigger crate, and then slowly unbox that crate.
The goat be cute.
CharaNation!
>>146989040
>Charafags are anti-Asgore now
That's a shame, there was always that one cool Charafag that liked him and they were a bro. Got a lot of fresh pictures from them.
threadly grope reminder
softtoriel
nth for Charrator.
Would you?
>>146989194
>>146989176
i don't get it
>>146989350
Would I not be within a 20 foot radius of this demon if at all possible?
You bet.
>>146989287
>chara geeking out over edgegoat
i love it
Void~
>>146989679
>>146989679
the goop
>>146989000
METTATON NO
THAT'S A NITRO CRATE YOU FUCKING FOOL
>>146989834
It's okay, he's a robot. They're basically like cars or something, right? Nitro makes cars go faster.
>>146989210
i'm not antiasgore
the poll was fair and balanced.
It was posted last thread, but I did a bleat. Does it sound good?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Id8YyHGMfT
>>146989350
Where did you find this photo of Frick?
A Spoder for every thread!
MKid!
And Alphys!I already know what you're going to post. Don't.
>>146989943
Wait I thought /sp/ider anon was dead.
>>146989910
well
cuddles won so I'll forgive you
>>146989679
Void!
>>146989912
I thought this died two threads after it started.
>>146989679
>>146990063
>Someone who posts spooder must be spideranon
>>146989040
vore is memes and memes are shitposting
You literally have three of the same thing here.
>>146989912
mildly adequate
nice
>>146989912mää
>>146990081
all of my polls have fair options i have integrity and will not make a poll with out both negative and positive options.
>>146990170
gonna kiss that rabbit
!!!IMPORTANT POLL!!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623874
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623874
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623874
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623874
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623874
>>146990016
I was going to ask "is it a vore thing" but then I remembered.
>>146990397
Its actually just me and not the rest of the dadfags, they're all cool desu
>>146990129
>implying anyone else posts the daemon
Living in the city
You know you have to survive~
>>146990281
kiss the rabbit
>>146990443
I wasn't lying when I said I knew, bucko.
>>146990138
Oh but sir i disagree.
Memes-is a art it's making a picture or joke and turning it into a part of the fabric of the being that is the fandom
Vore-is a fetish and as such get's it's own name and credit and consequences.
Shitposting-well it's shitposting it usually has nothing to do with memes and is not restricted to simple memes or fetish posting and there for is it's own thing.
>>146990397
t. dadfag poster
Would you rather castrate your favorite character or have them castrate you?
>>146990397
>no "both are equally horrid and should be gunned down in front of their families" option
I think you're the cancerous one friend.
Actually important poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623898
>>146990397
IT'S NECK AND NECK
>>146990687
I don't understand how the second option is winning, the fourth one makes much more sense.
>>146990397
inb4 dadfags bot again at the last minute
Wait why do we hate momfags and dadfags again?
>>146990902
There faggots but not gay faggots like the botfags just faggots.
>>146990902
Domestic abuse
>>146990701
>It's neck and neck
>dadags instantly get 5 votes out of nowhere
lol
>>146990902
least ironic characterfags
>>146990902
Asriel and Chara trying to keep their parents from getting back together. It was a rocky relationship, the kids know best.
>>146990902
Momfags are weird and rude to dadfags.
Dadfags are delusional and have horrible taste.
Don't click!
>>146991048
It was neck and neck for all of 10 seconds at best.
>>146990103
If Gaster is a Dadster, do you think he cared very much for his sons? Or was he a workaholic and possible mad scientist?
>>146989241
M E M E
>>146991203
Oh hey my ship of choice
>>146990397
>>146990701
That seems definitive enough
Dadfags confirmed worse then Momfags
>>146989241
Hugging soft mommy!
Soft mommy's back, all hard and not soft at all!
Mommy explaining that doesn't grow back on scar tissue!
What would it feel like to have Asriel get your soul?
Food poisoning blows.
Everyone doing alright this afternoon?
>>146990397
>only the goat parents
We all know the true cancer.
>>146991310
Like one of those dreams where your body feels numb and sluggish and you're falling endlessly.
IE fucking unpleasant you dumbass
>>146991293
>neck and neck
>dadfags instantly get 8 votes
are momfags really this pathetic?
Tell me about your headcanons.
>>146991048
I didn't even notice it until someone posted that.
>>146991367
It's night, but yeah, I'm good now.
Have a sexy.
>>146991367I got food poisoning once in college, shit sucked and I was pretty much vomiting non-stop and wanted to die
I'm doing okay and i'm pretty comfy at the moment though i'm wondering why people are trying to push the momfags vs dadfags thing so hard.
>>146991367
>pic is chara
>file name is deathreport EX
What
>>146991293
>>146991462
I see whats going on here, They are trying to make a divide between goat posters.
False flagging mother fuckers.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624016
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624016
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624016
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624016
DEFINITIVE EDITION
>>146991249
oh man that's really nice
>>146991254
>>146991468orange soul was a girlsans and asgore are roommates post TPgaster was actually just really disliked and he left to get attention but no one cared
>>146991662
pretty much
>>146991462
>>146991662
>Instant
>Implying
No matter how many of these polls seem to come up you two seem to try to cling to the idea that they're wrong every time.
>>146991794
Nice try Jew, but you got to get up pretty early to goy this gal.
>>146991686
>someone gives dadfags 6 votes out of nowhere
>in the span of less than a minute
>after THE FAGS WHO KEEP ASKING THIS already had 7 or so votes
Holy shit, the fake votes are real.
>>146991590
it wound up in my mettaton folder somehow and i just ran with it
same with this one, and i was just too lazy to throw them into the chara folder i have
>>146991542
>why people are trying to push the momfags vs dadfags thing so hard
I'm honestly just ignoring it.
>>146991508
>It's night
Timezones. Oh, well, at least you're doing good.
>>146991990
>32 unique IPs
>18/21 votes on the polls
Delusional, much?
>ITT: People who don't know how to rig a strawpoll by switching a phone's data connection on and off
>>146991990
But there's nothing weird about that.
>>146990517
I like the spider, I just never have a reason to post her.
>>146991701
>mfw my internet should be stable againif it isn't im shooting the verizon guy
also mlgriel
>>146992174
Exactly, this is why strawpolls can be shit. Not because they don't always update immediately. There are plenty of ways to rig a poll, but saying it's rigged because of that is pretty silly.
>>146992076
>I'm honestly just ignoring it.
Yeah I'll just go back to comfy posting, didn't mean to start anything when I made the thread dad related, I just thought the picture was cute.
anyways fresh cute gif
>>146992101
>>146992226
I was watching the poll, my nigga. Steady rate of 1 or two votes at once, and then suddenly "DADFAGS" jumps up to a full 6.
Learn to rig a poll right, morons.I've already rigged several of MSPG's fanfic polls.
>>146991771
> third
B-but Asgore missed him and refused to have another royal scientist for quite some time.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624099
>>146992364
polls against dadfags don't even need rigging. feel free to keep living in your safe space bubble though
Howdy Guys, Repostan the fics I finished over the last week.
Soft Spots: ToriGorey Tickling fic, which was a request.
http://pastebin.com/CijVjhtM
Bumps In the Night: Late night ToriGorey lewd, Toriel needs the night off
http://pastebin.com/L6MQSQhz
I'm probably gonna lay off the ToriGorey train for a while, so I'm down to take requests for other shit you guys want to see. Scaly Gaylies, Skeles, whatever the fuck you guys want.
Vote for Which Lewdfic you guys want:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10617470
Hope you all enjoy!
>>146992364
Are you really stupid? You can't vote more than once per IP and it takes a while to switch IPs, assuming you can. If it's quick burst of votes then it's more likely a legit vote.
>>146992293
>>146991701
She's really nice.
You're all really nice.
>>146992367
he didnt refuse anon, he waited so long because he totally didnt care that gaster left and forgot about the position entirely
>>146992367
refresh my memory, when was that mentioned in the game, it's been a while
The poll to end all polls.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624125
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624125
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624125
>>146992535
Write a Nicecream guy/ BP lewdfic!
>>146992559
>and it takes a while to switch IPs
Literally three taps on a cellphone, anon. Turning off wifi and then turning the data connection on and off changes IP on most networks.
>>146992535
>Doggo x Ice Wolf
How do you achieve this?
>>146992535
Wait Asgore wants dick in his tea?
>>146992727
Headcanon and faggotry
So really nothing new
>>146992583
>>146992690
Three taps on a cellphone, and time for it to connect/disconnect. It's not slow, but it's not instant. There would be at least a 5 second delay between each vote, minimum.
>>146992535
Hi Doogle, what's the haps?
>>146992727
>>146992795
>they didn't get the ending where Doggo takes the knot from Icewolf
play the game
>>146992690
So you'd see a vote popping in every few moments. Strawpoll updates really quickly unless it glitches out.
>>146992795
I'd like to see how it plays out, seeing that it's leading the polls now.
>>146992364
But why
i wanna smooch that fish
/utg/ has a tea party
How does it go
>>146992883
Nothing much, just got done with shopping.
Got a nice Hitachi Direct Drive Turntable for cheap and a console to put it on
>>146990397
>>146989040
>>146991686
>>146990687
>>146992683
>>146992721
>>146992721
Anons got swallowed!ALL OF THE ANONS!
>>146993016
i kill all of you instantly and drink my tea upon your corpses
what if you finally met up with a cute /utg/ anon irl but he was into castration
>>146993016
everyone tries to fuck eachother while one person tries to castrate everyone else with hot tea and butterknives
>>146992981
It's a stupid new meme that started a few weeks ago when a thread blew up at dadfags for whatever reason. Random anon says something retarded to a dadfag, dadfag blows it out of proportion and acts like it's a personal insult. Just ignore it, it's all rubbish.
>>146993139
Or worse...
>>146992981
>thinking democracy is ever anything but a farce
you really shouldn't trust us to make these kinds of decisions, let's be honest
>>146992535
You should write about Toriel having flashbacks to how her mommy used to punish her for being bad (what being bad was changed every time) and trying and failing to compose herself
>>146993139
>cute
>anon
PICK ONEEE
>>146993096
Wait.
That doesn't mean what I think it means, does it?
>>146993016
Mom/Dadfags would complain about the tea being rigged.
>>146993279
there's crateanon and pumpkin
Well crateanon almost never comes out of his crate and pumpkin is mostly on tumblr so
>>146993378
But if they have names they're no longer Anon.
>>146992683
>none of these posters are real, it's just 1 or 2 guys switching IPs to avoid accusations of samefag
>>146993096
oh no
>>146992668
Damn, i can't remember. But it was in the game for sure, i think.
>>146993378
CrateAnon is unconfirmed and Pumpkin is a drawfag first and an anon second.
WOULD you let a cute anon castrate you?
>>146992583
>>146992838]: )
qt goat
>>146993016
Everyone awkwardly sits in silence waiting for someone else to start a discussion.
Just like the threads.
>>146993139
Pic related
>>146993296
Depends.What do you think it means?
>>146993016
Nobody actually drinks any tea, because tea is for Brits and faggots.
>>146993693We're all inside something's gut?
So we all hate dadfags and agree that they are by far the worst posters on here right? What part of them is the worst though? The fact that they like a shit character? All the posting they do? Their love of dumb AU bullshit?
>>146993736
I'm a faggot brit and I find this offensive.
>>146993562
He's just so cute.
>>146993693
What if you tried to buy drugs from Flowey but just ended up like this instead?
>>146993819
dumb au bullshit
IN THIS AU BURGERPANTS FUCKINGSURVIVES!Don't take this too seriously. I didn't.
This got stupidly large, sorry. It also became more difficult over time since my mouse is dying. I'll just leave it half shaded for now until I get a new one.
>>146989943
Aww I didn't think anyone would save that.
>>146991367
Yeah I'm ok just tired. I'm working evening shifts.
>>146993854
but do you drink tea? or is it like a double negative, and because of that you don't drink tea?
>>146993448
>>146992668
Oh, there it is. It was said by one of the Gaster's followers.
>>146993870
>that faggot
God, I hate that person.
I hate them, their shitty Snivy OCDONUTSTEEL, and the fact that they're an endofag.
>>146993870
flowers dont have stomachs
at least whatever the type flowey is doesnt
>>146993870
*Fight
>>146993881
i will buy you a mouse to continue this, its great
>>146993016
I'd hope the majority of you know not to speak in real life like you post here but I may be overly optimistic
I'd ask to look at the one dude's yu-gi-oh cards but wouldn't actually play with him
>>146993778It definitely does.Maybe it's just so big we haven't noticed.Or so comfortable we ended up not paying attention.
>>146993870
>mfw
>>146993562
i really wish that artist drew more azzy
one of the best adult/teen goats i've seen
>>146993913
I drink tea 24/7.
>>146994048
>but wouldn't actually play with him
but why
>>146992285
That's a cute spooder. We need more of that, and less of ... well, most everything else posted since you posted said spooder.
>>146994000
endo is okay as long as you enter through the mouth and end up in something like a stomach.
>>146993881
>botanon is still making art based on my silly idea
I'm ok with this.
>>146988741
I never noticed the temmie in the background
>>146994060What the heck could've been big enough to swallow almost 40+ people and have them not notice?LET'S SPLIT UP AND LOOK FOR CLUES
>>146994294
Endo can be okay, but it's really bad if the art's already shit.
>>146994116
shit, how do you get around with a tea-filled IV drip on you all the time?
can't be easy
>>146994305
Good job, you've increased your Boob Hypnosis Resistance skill by one.
>>146994232
I never learned how to play, I just collected the cards for the cool artwork. I'm not any good at games that require planning and you'd probably grind your teeth into dust if you tried to teach me.
>>146993881
Wow, that's real nice. Good work, anon!
>>146994491
Context?
What kinds of mean things would you say to hurt a castrated Asriel's feelings?
>>146994491
hahahaha
>>146993881
Would he be the Mettanator?
Also good job, I like it.
>>146994305
>tem in the background
Woa!
>>146994554
an asian made it
>>146994491
>Frisk keeps killing himself because he's playing vidya with Papyrus upstairs
>It's coop, so everytime Frisk dies ingame and makes Papyrus sad, he kills himself to LOAD again so Papyrus won't be sad
Yesterday I had a dream that I lived with Toriel in the surface and Chara was like an unstoppable force that killed everything she could and the source of their power was her knife. She even cut a tire in half. What the fuck.
>>146994558
>"Hah! You'll never make goat babies!
>>146994761
kek
>>146994558
F-faggot...!
What is your strangest Undertale related fantasy?
>>146994920
>tfw caribun will never do new fem frisk lewds because they went into a coma after being in a seventeen car pile up
painful
>>146994785
I could tell you some of my dreams
>>146994785
one time I dreamt I was a velociraptor and another velociprator cut my head off with a sword and then jammed my head upside down and face-first into my throat hole
>>146993881
This is glorious. Oh my. Your drawings amuse me so much.
Alphys vore when
Here's that Bonetrousle cover. It's missing some of the melodies.I don't want to do it anymore. This has been the worst thing to work on.I just want to move on to the next.
http://picosong.com/xSDF/
>>146994785
>was an unstoppable force
>even cut a tire in half
>>146995070ripping a gay bottom Asgore shorts off, then turning him and violently making out with him until I start fucking him missonary style. Then turning him around and fucking him harder and doggy style while he moans in pleasure. then, when I'm about to blow my load, make him suck my dick until I finally orgasm and he swallows it all. and then cuddle with him with two fingers inside his ass for the rest of the night
>>146995215
never you waste of oxygen.
>>146995070
castrating asriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwsYjUXU8Fg
i'm sorry
i'm so FUCKING SORRY
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS, BUT I KNOW THAT I MUST DO THIS
I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE
>>146995240
Can't wait for the Battle Against A True Hero cover you said you were going to work on.
>>146995070
Take a guess.
Actual important poll that will determine the future of the thread
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624395
>>146994785
Sounds kinda silly. Chara is child afterall, won't put up much of a fight against human.
>>146995401Berenstein
>>146993562
>>146995401
>Papyrus
>Father
>Asriel
>Sister
>Sans
>Baby
what
>>146994785
> Chara was like an unstoppable force
>She even cut a tire in half.
How horrifying.
>>146995443
Yeah...
I have lots of ideas for it.
>>146995070
fucking kill all of them with a real gun
>>146995401
what iS THIS WJJAT THE fuck there's no way this is legal
right?
also cute spicy mom
>>146995240
I was the one who requested this, i love it. Sorry it was so horrible for you to work on, but thank you anyway.
>>146995569
i know right! they put frisk as brother too! like whaaat? play the game amirite?
>>146995520
>momfags BTFO again
>>146994785
>a tire.
Holy shit so powerful. I bet it can even cut a whole block of wood.
>>146995554
after hitlers, shreks, and woody all jumping on the bed, i knew i had to find this
i'm so sorry
this shouldn't exist, but it does
>>146995739
you have sinned
>>146995678
Well, it makes me happy that you liked it.
I just want to please everybody and do every request.
>>146995710
He isn't even a Momfag, he's that one Sorielfag that makes it more about hating Asgore and Dadfags than shipping Soriel
>>146995070I had a dream where I was Mettaton getting fucked by Mettaton
I blame frick for putting monster TF in my head.
>>146995070
I was Mettaton being groped by a bunch of people.
>>146994558
"Your family ends with YOU."
>>146995672
it's a bot generating the same videos over and over again, but with swapped models so it has some paper thin veneer of authenticity so it can be watched by other bots millions of times for free ad money
there are probably a dozen channels like that one, all staffed, subscribed and powered by bots
>>146994558
Serves you right!
>>146995938soulja boy tell 'em
>>146995846
Why can't I have dreams like this? Robots only enter my head during waking hours when I should be doing productive things.
>>146994045
Heh thanks but no need. I've been meaning to get a new one for a while. My current one has connection issues.
>>146994304
Good. I'll probably do one more. If nothing else it's good for practice.
>>146994478
Thank you!
>>146994586
Terminatton? Mettanator? Mettaton? Who knows?
Thanks!
>>146995209
Then they have achieved their purpose. I'm glad.
Neat
>>146995070
I had this dream about huge, adult Asriel playing with much smaller me, making bit of fun of how feeble I was but in sort of a friendly rather than malicious manner before putting me in his mouth and swallowing me downwhich felt really, really good.
I ended up in his stomach where I can somehow still see but the lining hugging my body isn't a normal belly wall, I don't remember the color but I remember it looking and feeling like, starry? It didn't feel uncomfortable, it just felt like some kind of magic pressing against me.
>>146996341
Not that same fella, but I got it.
Mettatonatoraton.
YES.
>>146995070
I want it to be real.
>>146996070
Boy! Technology sure is something. Isn’t it?
>>146995520
I hate both options.
I don't really like having them around but them leaving won't improve us, as I've said before.
I wish they had never existed in the first place.
>>146996395
>AU Skeletons
And it looked so fucking neat, too.
>>146996408
>tfw this will never happen to you
i want to be comfy vored by edgegoat
>>146996070
Fucking skynet, does youtube not take these channels down?
>>146996395
>has the AU skeltals
>Not the other characters though
Tbh the AU characters would be better as alternate skins rather than seperate fighters
>>146996641
it's not like it's gonna be a mod or anything. it's just art, and you can get the pics seperately so if you dont want au skels you can.
>>146995240
I thought it was pretty fun! I'll be waiting for your next one.
>>146996641
>>146996793
this better?
>>146996395
>2650 x 261
For fuck's sake, anon.
>>146995107
Please do.
>>146995172
That sounds like a lot of fun.
>>146995270
>>146995624
>>146995726
I emphasized the tire part to demosntrate the "what the fuckness" of my drem, not that she's powerful because she cut a tire, you goobers.
>>146995536
Yeah, but in my dream she was like a killer entity or something, she kinda looked like a shadow with red eyes.
I was going to wait a bit before doing this again but I thought there were enough good pictures to go ahead
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJCJehXIAABtmN.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIVJunVYAAanI5.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIwNJHVEAAsT-A.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmI8KnaUoAE30PC.jpg:orig
>Chara and Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmDJ1DTVAAI1f_B.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJQwUnWIAEaGxA.jpg:orig
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIy6KIUkAQ8wev.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmI2-rfUkAEaMBZ.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmILLbcUgAAt7nU.jpg:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIov7cVYAAh1kM.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIHwEOUgAEchKC.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmH705EUoAAl5rl.jpg:orig
>Frisk (orig didn't work for the first one, weird)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJnoZcVEAAtQw_.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJGLNvWQAAWqYL.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIviNwVYAAedfy.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJKun5WgAE8wOu.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmI0SSoWQAANrYr.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIyirzVYAAoFn4.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmI627wVEAAZ7Ga.jpg:orig
>group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJDZU7WAAEtpxC.jpg:orig
>Monster kid
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJBySfVAAAPUw0.jpg:orig
>>146996593
>wish we had never existed
and I wish this dumbass who keeps making these polls just to stir shit up didn't exist but there you go. I just want to post about the game and my favorite character in peace desu
>>146995809
>Still clinging to the idea that it's a single Anon
You're just the most unusual person.
>>146996593
this
dadfags are cancer and should have never happened, but i dont want us to be even more dead
>>146997230
>first Frisk was fucking up
>now the whole link is dead
Weird, here's the picture.
>>146997432
>we suck
>don't want us to leave
make you mind up already