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/lozg/ #4 - Ganondorf's Ass Edition
>I never played a Zelda game, where should I start from?
http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/threads/best-zelda-game-for-new-players-to-start-with-a-brief-recommendation-guide.52290/
>List of Zelda games currently available on this gen's consoles
https://www.nintendo.com/games/game-guide?pv=true#/filter/-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|zelda
3DS has the N64 Zelda remakes plus NES, SNES, GBC Virtual Console.
Wii U has the GC Zelda HD ports plus NES, SNES, N64, GBA, Wii and DS Virtual Console.
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Infobin
http://pastebin.com/E8FjmmKD
More Zelda 1? Check Zelda Classic's romhacks:
http://www.zeldaclassic.com/
>News/Developments<
HWL Link's Awakening pack trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9nGBVhOGWI
Zelda prizes on MyNintendo
>Twilight Princess Picross:
https://my.nintendo.com/rewards/93fc36d80848c6dc
>Link theme for 3DS:
https://my.nintendo.com/rewards/82df9c18e92f49fc
>Wind Waker HD coupon:
https://my.nintendo.com/rewards/5fcf540895787b91
>Bow and arrows for Miitomo:
https://my.nintendo.com/rewards/0254df5cf4af7f7a
TloZ - "Symphony of the Godesses" concert tour
http://zelda-symphony.com/pages/schedule
TloZ Card Game
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/the-legend-of-zelda-trading-cards-listed-online/1100-6439912/
Twilight Princess manga in the west
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2016/05/the_legend_of_zelda_twilight_princess_manga_is_coming_to_the_west
BotW Link figurine in production:
http://gonintendo.com/stories/260163-medicom-reveals-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-figurine
BotW Known Item Stats: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1r6bbN74Bvbsm7nQ9TYDPhtM-DBXMADweKqKYTuaFG_I/edit?usp=sharing
Previous thread: >>146865702
Ah, right. I didn't press enter after the new Doc. So close to perfect.
1st for Fi is for lewd
I want to fuck Fi
>>146970258
Good enough.
Fourth for timefuckery.
>>146970054
>>146970258
GODDAMNIT, WHY 4? WE'RE ON 8! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
>>146970320
Clearly not.
>>146970354
>>146970391
And they say that the anon of timefuckering was crazy.
1>2>3>4>5>6>7>4>?timefuckery????
>>146970391
>GODDAMNIT, WHY 4? WE'RE ON 8! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?Timefuckeryif I dare say it
>>146970298
Fi is not for lewd, Fi is for intrepid adventuring.
>>146970054
>/lozg/ #4
It's #8 actually
>>146970391
Timefuckery
>>146970391
Timefuckery has truly reached meme status.
>le epic XDDd tiemfucker meme
I thought /vg/ was better than this
>>146970129
Satisfied?
Reminder that Sheik is
MALE
A
L
E
>>146970617
We're just being a little mischievous anon
>>146970707
YOU CAN'T BE MALE IF YOU HAVE A VAGINA
Link's tummy!
>>146970795
I can see no vagoo there
>>146970595
No, it really hasn't. A few anons are just really trying to push it. That's not how it works.
>>146970656
Very, the butthurt just began, see >>146970617
>>146970843
I'm not seeing a penis either though
![Naamloos-2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXhd8vK.png "Naamloos-2[1].png")
>>146970795
I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO EDIT THIS INTO A ZELDA IMAGE, YOU WORD-RAPIST!!
>>146970828
I want to kiss it!
>>146971168
Did you draw it?
>>146970828
PLUMPERI fixed the slate.
>>146970054
Convince me the Triforce is hidden in OoT3D and i will find it.
Does anyone have the image of the timeline loop theory of BotW?
Looking into the archive i found this. I always had the hots for Medli.
>>146970054
ITT: LIES
THE SHEIKAH DID IT
DON'T YOU SEE THE PATTERNS?
>>146971312I wish
>Timeline speculation pastebin
http://pastebin.com/agFH98VZ
Reposting the Castle Town similarities in BotW
https://youtu.be/bJg4D26QrEU
>>146971472
It's there. My dad's brothers girlfriend works at Nintendo.
>>146971542
Where do I go to learn the Overchoor of tehSages?
>>146971639
The Light Temple.
>>146971542
This is true. My wife's son works there as well.
>>146971315
NNNNGHH
>>146971639
>Anon missed the light temple
What would you give for a 3D Oracle game?
Imagine being able to see the Black Tower everywhere you went
>>146971903
>youre the most poweful
kek
>>146971509
We might try to expand on something that anon pointed out in the old thread.
Hyrule Castle (and everything inside it of course) in the Adult and Downfall timelines should be non-existent.
>>146971903
>you can use with c
>>146971928
WHERE ARE MY MOOSHY ANONS?!
>>146972057
Mooshy vagoo
>>146971982
>Hyrule Castle in the Adult timelines should be non-existent
Wat
>>146972113
It was demolished and replaced with Ganon's Tower. Don't you remember?
>>146972113
You're forgetting the gaping hole that is in its place.
Or was it just a portal that sealed Hyrule Castle for a time?i don't remember
Who here has all gold cartridges? I only have these two, I also had the NES one, but I destroyed it when I was young.
People can build buildings. It's in the name.
Well?
>>146972253
Nah, rented one (OoT) but then I got the Collector's Edition instead. The Hyrule Historia calls it "rare."
>>146972253
I only have gold pal MM and NTSC holographic MM
>>146972191
Then every argument about buildings surviving/ruining between games should be ignored.
All I have to do is manage to not die in the next nine months for Zelda/Pokemon Sumo
>>146972565
>Pokemon Sumo
wat
>>146972484
There's a holographic one?
>>146972504
Yup, which is where things get confusing. Here's the old post I think the other Anon is referring to. >>146957521
>>146971928
The time puzzles would probably be a lot harder to implement in a non-grid system, unfortunately.
On another note, I always found Labrynna's "everything was more hardcore in the past" theme interesting, but particularly concerning the eight dungeon.
>the first dungeon, in the present, is a goofy graveyard with barely any enemies outside
>in the past, that area holds the eight dungeon and has fucking Lynels everywhere outside
>>146972337
That line with Rauru makes no sense. If the image attempts to list all sages, it should show all of those weird TP sages. The unaccounted sages obviously just broke the color pattern. why are they listed separately?
>>146972641
Su/Mo
Sun/Moon
Sun and Moon
>>146971686
>>146971903
No you fools, you learn the Overture in order to use it in the Light Temple.
>>146972643
The one at the top, I forgot to rotate the image. It makes it seem as though Link is jumping out of the cartridge when viewed from the side
>>146972641
Sun/Moon
>>146972743
Please wait out my post timer. I'm trying to be the first. Everyone knows if you aren't first, you're last.
>>146972743
Sumo got my hopes up for an entirely different kind of game.
>>146972337
>>146972684
also, why exclude the last painting? who says that only zelda is fit for being the 7h sage? what's the point of that list?
>>146972773
That's pretty neat. I didn't even know those existed.
>>146972684
I was matching them up based on color is why. Obviously it breaks somewhere due to Queen Oren in ALBW, or whatever he name is.
But assuming they don't then shit gets weird and we have extra colors anyways, so what are they the sages of?
>>146972770
>This scrub doesn't sequence break and glitch the song into the track inventory
MATE
>>146972682
Yes it was.
Which makes things interesting. I wanted to avoid the rebuild argument.
But if people just rebuilt stuff. Then the Temple of time in BotW may be the restored Temple of Time of TP, only to fall into ruin again as Ganon broke free.
>tfw haven't played SS in a few days
>barely any motivation to either play it or watch anime
Someone help me, I start thinking of playing through TP again, and playing the Oracle games as well and then I achieve nothing
>>146972253
I don't have a gold cart but I still got my red blood and Muslim chanting.
>>146972914
Yeah, well. They broke the pattern. Actually, they installed the pattern later as ALttP came first.
>>146972912
Yep, I stumbled across it on ebay because the person misspelled Majora's Mask. I was using FatFingers, so it popped up right away and I snatched it up immediately.
I need boxes for them though. I have boxed copies of Jap MM and OoT though. They're really pretty
>>146972968
Do what makes you happy anon. No pressure. If you do differently you'll just burn out on Zelda
>>146972924
Honestly, the Temple of Time in TP is notably bigger than the OoT temple. One could almost argue this game could take place before that temple's creation, where it would be built on top of the ruined BotW temple.
>>146972885
Where would the last painting even be put anon? By that logic she's Zelda's descendant if we're basing it off color, and that can't be true as we see one of Zelda's descendants.
As for the 7th Sage, so far it's been true in every case except apparently ALBW.
>>146972819
Sorry, I fucked up. I didn't mean to steal your thunder
Fuck
I fucked up
>>146973112But then the Ganondorf's Imprisonment makes no sense.
>>146972919
You are the master. You should go to the Zelda competition in Vancouver.;)
>>146973112
Ganondorf exists however, sure it can be retconned, but I doubt they'll retcon that.
>>146973256
You better be being as sarcastic as I am, motherfucker.
>>146973306
I'm sure vg will cheer you on.
>>146971474
No one?
>>146973256
You know what. Don't post at all, kid. If you post, you are going to be first at everything and then we'll all be last. So don't be rude.
>>146973301
>>146973364
True, though lately I've wanted to see one of the Ganondorfs actually be Four Swords Adventures Ganondorf, though I feel Adult Timeline Ganondorf would be more fitting, somehow.
>>146973645
>that one fish that hauls ass
kek
>>146973645
Yes, but is there fishing?
>>146973058
That is true, and we can likely safely disregard ALttP's incarnations of it, but it still gets wonky with ALBW and FSA.
As far as we know there are total of 9 Sages.
Light, Forest, Fire, Water, Shadow, Spirit, Wind, Earth, and the Leader of the Sages.
Typically shown as Yellow, Green, Red, Blue, Purple, Orange, with Wind/Earth being the Sages for the Master Sword only, and the Leader (pretty much always Zelda) having no color.
So disregarding ALttP for obvious reasons and it being old, we have two unaccounted for with ALBW and FSA, a Light Blue/White one between each, and a Zelda exists between them both, and we clearly see they aren't Sages of the Master Sword, so what are they?
This is what I'm mostly getting at, there is something not accounted for somewhere for some odd reason.
>>146973716
Why fish when they are literally jumping out of the water for you to grab them?
>>146973716
I think Aonuma confirmed fishing but don't quote me on that.
>>146973716
dynamite fishing is in the game
>>146974418
Oh Goddess, imagine coming across a bokoblin fishing village and you raid it for rods and bait. That would be triforce as fuck
>>146974562
Please drown yourself.
>>146974562
>That would be triforce as fuck
>>146974562
>bokoblin ... village
With women and children? This could put a real depressing spin on my smiting across the countryside.
>>146974976
I killed them, the women, the children, I slaughtered them like animals!
>>146974562
>That would be triforce as fuck
>>146971639
>People actually bought this.
Oh how time flies, desu I miss shit like this...
>Tfw mystery no longer exists in vidya unless you play the game on release day and even then within minutes things will begin being documented efficiently.
http://www.platypuscomix.net/websurfin/ariana.html
>>146975191
>i hate the sea. It's deep and wet.
>not like you
Wait
You see mr timefucker? This is how we meme
>>146975191
>>146975528
THEY'RE LIKE ANIMALS, AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALSI HATE THEM!
>>146975528
>Only a Twili deals in absolutes, I will do what I must
>You will try
>>146975528
Oh, if only Toon Link could be as much of a Pussy Slayer as his predecessor.
>>146975739
No girls other than Tetra are worth shit
>>146974562
>>146974775
>>146975191
>>146975528
>>146975730
>>146975735
>Zelda I've seen it... Security footage of Link..Killing Bokoblins
Finally playing through Skyward Sword again on my Wii U.
Were the pixels always this noticeable on the edges? I'm playing on a 720p screen, for the record.
>>146975953
What about the little homeless girl Link meows at and sets her on the path to righteousness?
>>146975971
>Not Kokiri
ONE JOB
N
E
J
O
B
>>146975953
>>146976036
And the bird girl who wants to be the nest for his eggs?
>>146976131
Th..that's not how the game works...
>>146975971
>You underestimate my power!
>>146975995
Not that I recall, no.
>>146976213
What?
We're making references here, is this some epic new meme i'm unaware of?
>>146976243
>I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>146976392
>Now that's what I call boating!
>>146976348
>is this some epic new meme i'm unaware of?
>not knowing about the rampaging murdering Link that kills child-bokoblins for a fishing rod made out of a stick and some rope
MATE.
>>146976348
Clearly you haven't played Zelda and how much of an angsty Dark Lord Link really is, all over fish.They're Star Wars references
>>146976482
Fear is the path to the dark realm. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the tri-force.
>>146976645
Exactly, so I legit do not get it.
Honestly I just fought Link murdering Kokiri would fit better in place of Younglings since the Bokoblins were being used for the Tusken Raiders.
>>146975518
Okay, am I the only one to think Rauru looks like he's like legitimately photoshopped into the fucking picture and not really there?
I think what this lady did was use a cheating device to go to the map of that goddess cutscene take a picture then photoshop in rauru and the floor, ect.
>>146976714
You mean this? Also Master Korok, did you know Tetra is an angel. I've heard the deep submarine captains talk about them. They live on the island of Mother and Child, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.
>>146976828
All good anon, just make up some stuff and roll with it regardless.
>>146977220
>There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it.
Then some twat came along and stuck a sword through her and she got sealed inside it forever.
>>146977446
>You're a Hero, aren't you?
>What makes you think that?
>I saw your Master Sword. Only Hero carry that kind of weapon.
>Perhaps I killed a Hero and took it from him.
>I don't think so. No one can kill a Hero.
>I wish that were so.
You're sad now.
>>146975518
I really want to inject some mystery into my play through the 3DS version. I was kind of half-serious when I posted >>146971472
>>146977065
Only part that ever looked real to me was the Triforce itself, just because I don't know where it's lifted from. Rauru looks fake as fuck.
>>146978439
Wjy don't you try to see if the StarFox cameo is in the 3DS version too? Or try to beat the Running Man. Legends say it's possible.
>>146977612
You made it to real.
>>146978879
>>146978746
Actually that's a good idea. But didn't you need a Gameshark to get the Arwing? I can't remember if I ever did it.
But no, you can't beat the running man. Nintendo sez so.
>>146977612
Damn, anon.
>>146979009
That pic reminded me of this WW HD commercial from Japan. I don't know why but I like it a lot.
https://youtu.be/jx2XNA1vM9Y
>>146979162
Never forget his suffering anon.
>>146979334
That's a pretty good commercial, I don't recall ever seeing one in the US for WWHD sadly, I'm sure it exists though.
![[Chuckling Intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/ljz38vr.png "[Chuckling Intensifies].png")
Remember this guy?
Remember his Total War 2 mod?
Remember how anally pained he became when Hyrule Warriors came out?
:^)Eh the mod is okay but I think they're trying way too fucking hard.
>>146979715
>>146979715
Musou and Total War games play in completely different ways. What the hell is he sperging about?
>>146979931
He's sperging about how fun and lighthearted HW is and hes sperging because it isn't his sooper cereal grimdark fanfiction.
I wish I were joking, no seriously I wish I were.
I WISH I WERE MAKING THIS SHIT UP
>>146979931
>>146980081
Remember that there are people with Autism in this world.
>>146980081
I bet he's a huge MM fanboy.
>>146979715
>there will never be another Zelda game with music as comfy as WW's
Boss music was hype as fuck too. Even the miniboss one never got old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbXFUsP_-jQ
>>146979715
Who is this guy and why should I care?
>>146980081
Is HW that lighthearted?
It seemed like just normal to me
>>146979715
Sadly, I mean Total War Zelda is a neat idea and something I've always really wanted, but he's super butthurt over HW, which just makes it funny and makes no one want to play his mod because of how butthurt he is.
>>146979895
Which is hilarious since the Sheikah are ninja and ninja are just failed Samurai. That and the Twili might as well be Sheikah and Zant had swords.
MIND=BLOWN
>>146980240
Majora is the main villain actually.
>>146980253
OH MAN, you just posted my fucking favourite battle theme of all the series. I'd hug you but I can't, my brother.
>>146980319
What if the first Twili were actually former Sheikah who conspired against the royal family?
>>146980523
Possible, does seem like a faction split somewhere.
>>146980364
Wait wat?
Pls elaborate I NEED my daily dose of autism.
>>146980346
wait a minute, that airwing...
Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FofA3c6dYvU&feature=youtu.be
>>146980703
lel
>tfw only completed OoT3D and Oracle of Ages
I should really finish the others at some point
>>146980708
>Open link
>Fat fedora from /v/'s bait threads
>NOPE
>Close video
Not today, motherfucker.
>>146980931
Don't forget the glowing red eyes avatar on the thumbnail.
>>146980703
>airwing
FUCKIN' TRIGGERED
>>146980915
Do it man. Zelda 1 is awesome. Just use a guide.
>>146980626
Here you go my child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vCT7gmc1G0
http://hyruletotalwar.wikia.com/wiki/Majora
http://hyruletotalwar.wikia.com/wiki/Church_of_Majora
I dare you to not cringe once. Go ahead I fucking dare you.
>>146980703
>>146981117
>Church of Majora
Already cringed.
>>146981067
I'm actually pretty far in most of the games, I just stopped in the last 10% for one reason or another
>>146981067
Not that guy, but whenever I get around to playing the first game, I'm gonna see how far I can get by just using the Hyrule Warriors map as hints. This surely cannot go wrong.
>>146981421
>This surely cannot go wrong.
>>146981117
>Majora
>He literally just destroys the triforce with little effort.
>Claims his entire goal is destruction including itself.
WHY BOTHER? WHY DIDN'T IT JUST WISH ON THE TRIFORCE TO KILL EVERYONE INCLUDING ITSELF?
Holy fuck this is already really dumb.
why the fuck did navi fly out the window and never return
>>146981525
She's no Fi.
>>146981421
>New Marin fan art after so many years
God bless Hyrule Warriors
>>146981513
Okay I can't go any farther, this dialogue is just too fucking meta.
It has to be intentional.
>>146981706
But...she's busty.
>>146981525
It's a metaphor. You are mature now, you don't need a guide anymore.
>>146981839
link clearly didnt get the message
>>146981778
Confirmed.
i'm currently playing Twilight Princess.
Is the atmosphere always this creepy? I liked the somewhat joyful atmosphere of some of the others Zelda but i don't really enjoy this much creepy atmosphere in a zelda game
>>146981825
And the problem is? At you one of those queer niggers i've been hearing about?
>>146982031
Yes. It actually gets hardcore creepy in places and straight up unsettling in other places.
>>146982038
I like my Malons flatter.
>>146982149
That's not malon is it fag?
>>146982031
Yeah, it's always creepy till the end.
>>146982294
I meant to type Marin...Malon came up because I'm getting my loli on, but that's unrelated.
>>146982031
Enjoy it for being different
I love it and wish more Zelda games could go that route
Thank you to the two anons from the last thread who gave me the sauce of this conversation.
Just popping in to say that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H59M89AKefs
>>146982031
I thought the atmosphere was perfect the whole time.
>>146982506
>paraglider please.
At least we'll get some fun dialog choices
>you will never ask Impa if you're late again
twilight princess' "atmosphere" is a joke
>>146982521
i don't really like it. I loved the atmosphere of the first temple but every time there's a Wolf part and everytime a place hasn't been cleared it always has creepy lightning, music and effects
it's understandable but i don't really enjoy it considering it happens much more than the non-creepy parts
>>146982031
It's got some light-hearted stuff in it, but it's definitely a lot more creepy/dark than most other Zeldas.
I mean even OoT and WW had some creepy/dark moments.
>>146982860
Well too bad, because the game is great and one of the reasons for that is the "darker" direction it has compared to other zelda games.
>>146982851
Get out
>>146980480
I think this one is my favorite but most of them are great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDnfdxxsHw
I really liked these fights too
>>146982987
>I mean even OoT and WW had some creepy/dark moments.
Don't remind me.
>>146983008
fuck off nobody takes twilight princess seriously unless they're underage
https://youtu.be/cXOgL6sYzDY?t=810
>>146982860
It's just the tone of the game anon, there's definitely some nice fun moments though.
I mean if you remember OoT's Shadow and Forest Temples were creepy as well. One was an exclusively built Torture Dungeon and the other had some dark rituals going on with the mansion layout intended to mess with you, hell the Forest Temple had a spinning platform surrounded by a pool of blood, 4 dead sisters, and a bunch of Stalfos (hylians lost in the forest, maybe trying to seize the mansion?)
Pic is a TP Dungeon, so don't click it if you don't want to be spoiled.
Would you like to discuss the Sacred Realm?
This space has been important since ALttP. Back then, it's been established as the Golden Land, a place where the Goddesses kept the Triforce. The description of the land and its depiction was stuff of legend itself. In the game, we were shown a warped version, mimicking the normal realm in a twisted way. It was accessible through several one-way portals. Returning from that world was impossible if not for the magic mirror, which Link received form a relative of one of sage maidens.I always wondered if it wasn't very reckless and dangerous to give that mirror to Link. This item might as well have been all Ganon needed to return to the normal world.
In various later installments of the series we've seen that the Triforce isn't exactly flashy and overdoing in its wish granting. In SS it simply used a part of Skyloft to destroy Demise. In Wind Waker it cracked the dome barriers that protected the already submerged Hyrule kingdom to fulfill Daphnes' wish.
In ALttP it transformed a big chunk of the Sacred Realm to satisfy Ganon's wish. That's different. In the past, this was the reason behind my rather high expectations towards the Triforce's power at work. The wish granting in WW and SS felt underwhelming compared to that.
But maybe there's a reason for that? What if the Sacred Realm is a fundamentally different place than the normal world? We know it's an extra space that can only be reached with portals. We know that for some reason people consider it a good idea to stash the Triforce there.
I think the Sacred Realm is an "highly magical" place. The reason we see so many different visuals (pictures from ALttP, the dark world, pure white, etc) is that it's a place that can be easily shaped and manipulated with magic. Storing the Triforce there could be beneficial for wish granting, as it might allow more magical outcomes than in the normal world. (1/2)
>>146983279
FUCKING DELETE IT
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>146971474
post more medli
>>146983372
Like I could give a shit about your opinion in regards to the game for being too """"edgy""" for you or whatever.
I liked it a lot
>>146982031
It gets pretty freaky.
No screaming rape zombies but it gets to that point
>>146983279
But anon, redeads have happy sun faces in WW.
>>146983471
In my theory the Sacred Realm wasn't "sacred" at first. People started to call it that because the Triforce was stored there repeatedly. Before it became the resting place of the Triforce, it was just a different realm with beneficial properties. The chronological first time we the players see the sacred realm might be the final battle of SS. Demise used it to have a battle stage. Notice how the stage keeps changing shape. Think about the first moments. This doesn't reflect a demon lord at all. It looks a lot like the ending scene of OoT, but with visible ground that reflects like a water surface. Also notice that we entered that place via a one-way portal Demise created just before. The place changed shaped after Demise manipulated it. The second time he changed it in a way that was supposed to be beneficial to him. He didn't have full control over that as we were able to use that altered properties against him.
I think we saws the Sacred Realm again in OoT, at the end of the game when Zelda sent Link back in time. Notice that Zelda started the timesplitright there. What if she was capable of doing that because she did it from the Sacred Realm, a place that allowed the Ocarina of Time to invoke far stronger time magic than the pedestal of time?
In ALttP we have a different depictions of the Sacred Realm. We have a picture that shows an endless purple sky, a lot of rocks and a shiny Triforce. This gets transformed into a mirror world of the normal world, with solid ground, volcanoes, vegetation and lots of evil. According to the Zelda wiki, it was Ganon's wish to "rule the world". The Triforce fulfilled that by turning the Sacred Realm into "a world". Why would it though instead of breaking the seal? I suggest that it was far simpler to totally convert the Sacred Realm than breaking the magic seal the sages put it. The seal was very powerful and like in SS and WW, the Triforce took the easiest approach. (2/2)
>>146983467
WHY IS IT SUCH A GOOD DUNGEON
>>146983613
you obviously do or you wouldn't have told me to get out, underaged anon
fyi, majora's mask (the most edgy zelda) is my favorite :^)
>>146972743
>Su/Mo
>not S/M
you are retarded
>>146983279
jesus christ how horrifying
>>146983681
I don't recognise it by the pic, which dungeon is it?
>>146984150
Arbiter's Ground
>>146983471
The Triforce can do anything I can imagine, it's just up to the one who touches it to make the wish, some just wish for little, some for a lot.
As for the Sacred Realm, I always viewed it as this.
The Goddesses descended from the heavens/space (if I recall something about the Book of Mudora says they came from a Deep Nebula), anyways, they created two lands. The Light World and the Parallel Worlds.Within the Light World they created Holodrum, Subrosia, Labrynna, and finally Hyrule before exiting, creating the Sacred Realm, from the Sacred Realm they entered into the Parallel Worlds which consisted on Lorule (where they entered from) and Termina, both of their creations, hence why Hyrule and Lorule have Triforces yet nowhere else does, it's their enter/exit points. The Sacred Realm being a sort of pocket dimension between the two, with certain key points between Hyrule and Lorule acting as conduits to warp between the two at will.
From there they created certain realms that could exist or not-exist depending on the will of the user. The Realm of the Ocean King, Koholint Island/Wind Fish Realm, the Twilight Realm, etc. These were designed to work somewhat in tandem with the rest of the Light/Parallel worlds in some way, whatever that is.
This is how I always viewed it as time went on. The Sacred Realm is just a Pocket Dimension through Magic/Technology/Whatever used to connect all the world's and Goddesses Deep Nebula together.
>>146983467
How many Sand Colossuses are there in TP? Two right? I know the one sitting cross-legged, and then one with a giant gear track running up its body.
I had to return TPHD to my friend before I could beat it.
>>146983471
>>146983657
>mfw Zelda and Link both got sucked into the white hole at the end of Ocarina of Time, with Ganon.
>she wasn't sending him back solely to thwart Ganondorf again, but because she wanted him to have a future outside of the Sacred Realm where she would have to stay.
D-damn...
>>146984265
YES!! Fucking love that dungeon!
>>146983681
Because TP had excellent dungeons all around if some had some annoying ass parts.
I'm looking at you final drop down point to get to the boss in City in the Sky.
>>146983471
>>146983657
I have nothing more to add but this was a good read.
>>146984478
>How many Sand Colossuses are there in TP?
I want to say two, yeah, there might be 3 though, I don't exactly recall. I came up with this, posted it last thread. Mostly just theory and conjecture and meant to be a thing for discussion, not necessarily a "this is true and look at all this random shit thrown together". It's mostly just hmmm, that could be a thing, I'll compile it.
I mean for the Sand Goddesses, Arbiter's Ground, Spirit Temple, Redeads/Spirits, etc. It does weirdly fit I think.
>>146984623
TP had great dungeons but the bosses were boring. Most of them weren't any sort of threat, you just beat the crap out of them without effort
>>146984863
I'm quite fond of all the bosses.
I didn't find them non-threatening at all.
>>146984863
I enjoyed all of the bosses, but this one...this was the biggest joke I've ever seen and it's terrible disappointed for such a neat design, fight gimmick, and boss room architecture.
Knucks or Knuts, which do you want to return?
fug i need more sand goddess lore in botw
>>146984970
Well Argorok for example was really easy. The dungeon was great but then the dragon just flew around until it got close enough for you to attack, and then once its armor was gone you hookshot behind it faster than it turned to attack you.
And Morpheel was big and intimidating but you just hookshot onto it and then pressed A and the battle was over.
>>146985085
last one is some dark souls shit
>>146985085
Kunts
>>146985085
The only right answer is good old Ironnack
>>146985085
why not both
>>146981962
He didn't want the guide anymore. He wanted the fairyvagoo
It was Navi who didn't understand.
>>146985302
Yes it is.
>>146985085
All of them
Ok, so i've never played a Zelda game outside of LttP (which I loved and i've emulated Wind Waker and Twilight Princess and holy fuck, are all 3D Zeldas this boring and basic?
Wind Wakers cool parts are its visuals/music and it quickly gets ruined by the repetitive sailing and empty world. The Dungeons are decent but they are so few and far between.
Twilight Princess started off terribly slow but once I got past the Forest dungeon it actually showed promise until I got thrown into another Wolf section and another repetitive "collect the tears" bullshit quest and I dropped it.
God fucking damn, these two games outright fucking sucked. Are the N64 games this boring as well?
>>146985302
Darknuts are always cool, but TP knuts are my favourite.
>>146985325
>>146985387
Best choice
>>146983471
>>146983657
>>146984404
I think we can all agree the reason for the existance of the Sacred Realm issimply timefuckery
>>146985302
Dark Souls does not have a monopoly on that visual.style or armor type anon.
Heck Souls is as design-neutral as armor can get.
>>146985302
It's right good.
>>146985480
You should go try Skyward Sword friend, it's the best one :^)
>>146985430
>gc version
>not wii u version (3 <3s, hero mode, ganon amiibo)
>>146982860
The wolf parts will end at some point and it will feel like a normal Zelda game. It's about the half of the game.
>>146984824
Oh wait, now I know what I'm forgetting. There is the third, when you're atop the Arbiter Grounds and look out with the Hawkweye at the Spirit Temple from OoT, but you can only barely make it out.
As for, your picture. I always assumed there was some connection between the Gerudo and Sheikah, like a rivalry of sorts. OoT Gerudo have Silver Gauntlets and red Mirror Shield. Shadow Barrier has the Golden Gauntlets and in TWW, the obvious Sheikah temple houses the blue Mirror Shield.
I would pay through my butthole for a 3DS Twilight Princess. Haters can choke on cock fumes.
>>146985584
I wish for you to stop. ;_;
>>146985480
>another repetitive "collect the tears" bullshit quest and I dropped it.
Wait, you really drop games after 1 segment you don't like?
Jesus christ some people.
>dropped WW as well probably
Yeah no, you just have shit taste
>>146985480
Play OoT and when you play MM after it it'll blow you away.
>>146985732
Anon is trying to force their meme.
>>146985783
This, this, all of this.
>>146985480
I could tell you put you probably don't have the attention span to finish a sentence.
>>146985480
Do this. >>146985783
>>146985762
>Wait, you really drop games after 1 segment you don't like?
What are you talking about? I suffered through around 2 dungeons worth of Wind Waker (the dungeons were good) and I already suffered one wolf segment, hated it and got another one with the EXACT same "collect the tears" nonsense.
How much more do I need to endure before the games get good?
>shit taste
Sorry that I don't like empty/repetitive overworlds and repetitive collectathon quests designed for literal degenerate autists
>>146985717
Technically speaking it can happen. The 3DS can play Wii games (Xenoblade and DKCR).
>>146986048
I really doubt it will ever happen, but fuck me do I want it.
>>146985926
>play 5~ hours of Twilight
>Play 6-8 hours of Wind Waker
>"n-no, play another 20 hours, that's when the game stops being shit!"
Kill yourself
>>146985783
Ocarina of Time looks "meh", seems like a nostalgia thing but Majoras Mask looks legit interesting as fuck. I like the theme/setting.
Might try that one right now because so far, Wind Waker and Twilight Princess are dogshit.
>>146985783I was convinced for the longest time that Tael was an evil fairy based soley on his color scheme
>>146985762
It does sound like he is bragging about throwing a sudden tantrum.
>>146985645
I don't own TPHD for the Wii U unfortunately, I'm broke, and I've had these screenshots since last year before I had a Wii U. It was just emulated so I didn't have to go digging at my parents for my Wii and games when they live an hour away, that and it's easier to get screenshots far faster using the base GCN iso if I need them quickly for threads.
>>146985693
With the Interlopers/Twili/Sheikah theory, it's possible the Sheikah were a branch that intermingled with the Gerudo, hence the red hair instead of white hair for the Twili, but they still retain the red eyes, symbol, and general shadow magic.
Who knows though, all we know are the Interlopers used magic and the Sheikah are the most magic wielding fucks we've seen, Gerudo only had a pair and Ganondorf that really do it, Hylians only have a few, and Kokiri technically all do, but I can't see them being Interlopers at all.
Who knows maybe somewhere the Sheikah were up to no good with the Shadow Temple and the majority banished but those most faithful to the Royal Family.
>ever formulating a complete opinion about a game you haven't finished
Kill yourself.
>>146985862
MM being good is pretty much the most forced meme of the whole internet, not only of this general.
>>146986108
No. For reasons I won't go into you need to play OoT first.MM
>>146985480
play zelda 1, oot, mm
i'd recommend
link's awakening
and
link between worlds
since you like lttp. i also recommend
zelda 1
and
majora's mask
if you still ever wanna play zelda after all that, there's oot, which is like a 3d lttp
>>146985959
Those segments last like 10 mins the first time you do them, you literally have autism if you drop everything that doesn't appeal to you every single second
>says he suffered 2 dungeons through
>but he still thinks they were good
Yeah nice mentality there kiddo
>>146986230
>MM being good is pretty much the most forced meme of the whole internet, not only of this general.
You actually need to be skinned and salted.
>tears of light segments throwing you off
There are only two, the last one isn't even the same thing.
The segments themselves aren't even long
>>146986292
^thisfag
ignore the first sentence i fucked up my post
>>146986108
>Ocarina of Time looks "meh", seems like a nostalgia thing
Might as well kill yourself on an overdose of dopamine
>>146986431
The last segment is the worst though to be fair, considering you have to do that shitty flying minigame (I personally don't like it), and then realize "oh hey one is all the way back in Castle Town" and then you gotta go back down the Lake Hylia.
I don't hate the other two, but that one irks me.
>>146986365
this desu senpai
>>146986230
MM being the hipster choice is ACTUALLY. the most forced meme on the entire internet.
"Hipsters are into novelty and Majora is novel; therefore MM is hipster" is lazy reasoning. And I fully acknowledge MM is not everyones cup of tea.
>>146986590
Didn't they rework those segments in TPHD anyways?
I mean they were not bad at all honoestly
