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>PREVIOUS THREAD
>>146933746
memes
Nth for fucking finally
Are these canonically certified best pro dota players of the past six years?
>20 memes late
>8 win streak
>get an offlane WR and mid Pudge
Does /d2g/ have any champions from other AOS-like that you think would fit nicely into Dota?
How about Anivia?
If they tweak her Q range and E she might be pretty good
>>146961053
>synd
might as well add sansheng then since he actually won something
>>146961053
yep
Oppa dendi
Fifth for puchidols
True Dota fans love and adore them
>tfw 29/30 predictions for regionals
send help
Thanks for the support lads!
>>146961120
>tfw can't play comfy waifurunner offlane anymore because of icefraud's powercreep
>>146961258
Who is Lanaya-kun?
>>146961053
Players can get grandfathered into good teams, or can straight up be just an underperformer in a good team.
Misery's achievement of being at every single TI with a different team each time is very impressive imho.
Okay help me on this, I'm fighting with my friend and I blocked him
>Zeus first pick mid
>PA second pick
>LC third jungle
>I said I would go offlane and my friend to pick another support
>He picks Puck and says he will solo and I should go top
?????????
Shouldn't Tide go offlane in this situation?
is 1 support even a good option?
>>146961053
are MMY and DDC literal gods?
>>146961258
terrorblade ?
>>146961227
>aneedroid
what an annoying voice, can't even cast either
I'd tolerate it if she were hot, but she isn't.
>>146961435
>That censor
there's a penis isn't there
>>146961602
no, just hair
>>146961053
>no miracle
confirmed shit tastes
1st for drow's BF= best husbando
>>146961053
Aegis is coming home to Secret this year desu.
Screen cap this.
>>146961258
Riki-breeeky a nuu
>there are still dotards in this very thread
You cannot defend this
>>146961726
is that the titlina?
Dotards which hero has canonically been fucked by Lycanthrope the most?
>>146961762
I don't need to screencap your post.
I. Still. Believe.
>>146961227
SHES MASSIVE
>>146961435
>decent art
>ruin it with a dick
artists are worthless
>>146961916
>dick
>ruin it
You are worthless
>>146961258
>people are actually responding to this with things that are not Enigma
>>146961258
Brood / tusk
>>146961916
>>146961435
source???????
>>146961227
Can someone post solid 8.5 meme?
>>146962052
'no'
>>146961821
dont think so fampai
>>146961990
we are living in democratic society where majority decides. Guess who is in majority? Faggots in denial or heterosexuals? You are worthless, end of discussion
>Spells that increase in Mana cost as you level them
Why
>>146962137
>Faggots in denial or heterosexuals
Obviously faggots in denial, now go kys
what do you do when a giant is injured?
call 9-wun-wun
>>146962195
sauce?
>>146962137
well i'm 100% heterosexual so I guess the majority would be faggots in denial?
i had no idea desu
>>146961176
>>146961795
>>146961834
>>146962174
anime weebfags leave
>>146961726
dem feet. More of her? First time I see someone cosplaying WR actually barefooted
SOMETHING SOMETHING JOKE?
NA DOTA
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>146962195
souuuurce
>>146962195
Based Sparrow
>loading screen
>guy named "trying to be Miracle-"
>wew okay..
>instantly picks PA
>checks profile
>3.3k mmr
Yeah, you can't win this no matter how you stomp the enemy mid.
5.6k mid player here, and lemme tell you. You can carry 4k players, but not 3k players. They are so dumb on so many levels.
Now I know why you fucks are stuck there.
will there be shitty dee two gee meme banners like past TIs this year?
>>146962875
are you queuing unranked?
>>146962896
I hope there will be. Bannerbro has been with us since before TI2..
>>146962896
Yes but this year /d2g/ will charge for it
Go to /d2g/ store and buy the DLC
>>146962896
>shitty
end thyself
>>146962875
Frogposters don't have the floor to whine about anything
>>146963024
He is saying shitty because he is insecure in how he is perceived in anonymous forum so he must appear to be contrarian and edgy that knows more than you or me.
Basic 4channarian behaviour
>>146963210
Tony, you're drunk
>>146963210
>tony poster is pinoy
gg put tank in a
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>>146963210
>>146963351
whats the meaning of this?
>>146963351
a shamefur dispra yy
reminder artour will expose that shitter miracle and take back his spot as the greatest dota 2 player in the world
>>146963210
>tfw you have not settled your quarry
>>146963210
>>146963351
Nice la
>>146963210
>>146963351
Are you well tonybro?
Was Out of town and couldnt follow qualifiers, how am I doing on my predictions?
>>146962960
why would he? didn't he not finish the TI5 banners? and last time i recall, he didn't even finish all TI4 banners
passion is dead
>>146963473
>>146963449
>>146963426
>>146963406
>>146963392There's several of us, I just fill in when the other guy can't make it. I'm disappointed in myself now. I've failed him and other tonybros.
>>146963574
we have to settle our querries
>>146963543
I'm pretty sure he did do them last year.
>>146963574
It's too late to be sorry.
I've reported you, you'll never tonypost again.
>>146963489
swap out
empire for ESC
fnatic for TNC
mineski for fnatic
white fries for execration
rest is perfect
>tfw you guess all the right teams but in reverse order
>tfw TNC are trash and waste a TI slot
>>146963810
Don't say that, Jimmy is going to win TI
>(YOU)
>did this
>>146963574
I know lad, I've tonyposted a few times myself
I don't think that's the original filename tho
>>146963941
Is LD just running a containment group for bad casters/personalities?
why can't they just fucking revert sniper to the 6.81 version and stop fucking overbuffing and overnerfing and reworking heroes for NO FUCKING REASON? I WANT MY FUCKING CARRY SNIPER BACK. THERE ARE LITERALLY NO RANGED CARRIES LEFT IN THIS FUCKING GAME. SNIPER WAS THE ONLY ONE, AND HES GONE. HES A MID GAME PLINKER THAT DOESN'T EVEN PLINK WELL ANY MORE.
FUCK VALVE
>>146961128
Mech from Temple Siege
THREE transformation skills
>tfw found out burning won't be at TI
>>146964129
Fuck you, techies revert first. I can even live with mines giving some gold, but we need our powerful Q back for harass/push, as well as the return of the perfect stacking.
>>146964215
>carring about burdening
lmao'ing at you right now familiy
>>146964129
Sniper was a dog shit hero to play and watch, nothing but fucking right click faggot with a retarded Shrapnle that made it impossible to gank without 3 heroes
>>146964239
>tfw had 80% winrate with pre-rework techies
>haven't played techies since rework
>>146963972It'´s supposed to be tony and I just fucked up again. Just kill me senpai, why is I so close to O?
>>146964332
>Loved playing agressive "in your face" pushing techies
These times are no more, the landmine burst is just so lackluster now.
>>146964293
and he was mid-tier in 6.81. and hes fun to play
t. sniper artist/autist
>>146964334It's alright ladeverything's going to be alright
>>146964431
>tfw you still meme people all day long with Techies and your fiend who plays Magnus
>skewer cunts into mines hidden in trees
>murdering with the power of friendship
better than ever desu
What hero can harras ebin timber out of lane?
>bloodseeker doesn't work at a pro-level as a carry or jungler
Is it time for support bloodseeker? He has semi-reliable heals and damage amplification on a single target. Heroes with a silence are big right now.
Is bloodseeker the next riki?
>>146964631
>ywn be 1k again
>now stuck at the "shit at the game but just good enough that every game is an unfunny crawl through raging tryhard cunts"
just end me
>>146964239
Techies rework:
Land mines now stack perfectly again
Land mines do 150/200/250/300 damage
Cooldown to 8/7/6/5
manacost 50/65/80/95
Stasis trap unchanged
Suicide Squad, Attack! full damage radius from 200 to 300 and partial damage radius to 650
partial damage to 300/350/400/450
cooldown to 120/110/100/90
remote mines manacost to 180/220/260
viable or op?
>>146964641
storm
>>146964641
Skywrath mage
>>146964631
mfw I play techies, my friend plays tiny. Level 1 thrown suicide gets a triple kill on the rune
tusk and techies is great, pudge techies, darkseer. Anyone that lets you foricibly preposition enemy heroes.
>>146964431
its so pathetic how they just nerf shit in to the fucking ground. there are no memebuilds or greedy builds that you could use to work around weaknesses. techies, sniper, pudge, centaur and OD are just pure, pure, shit heroes.
pudge...the more you read into the mechanic changes, the more you understand why pudge is complete trash.
>pudge is hero that trades life for opponents life is prone to dying. pudge that is winning will feed killstreak and comeback gold this way due to valves retarded changes.
>pudge that is losing will have the worst EHP in the game and will always die.
>pudge is most effective from minutes 0-15 but gets 100 exp for a lv 1 kill and 180 exp for a lv 5 kill making roaming worthless due to valves retarded exp changes
>game is a lot faster now and its much easier to get gold on carries, but pudge can only throw 2 hooks before needing to go back to base/waste 1 minute refilling mana with clarities
loving this 'valve has no clue' meme
>>146964901
>I'm bad with pudge
'okay'
>WHAAA I CANT CLIMB BECAUSE I CAN'T CARRY MY 3 K TEAMMATES
>but anon, doesn't that mean that you're also playing AGAINST 3 k enemies?
>*VALVE CONSPIRACIES AND DUNNING KRUGER EFFECT INTENSIFIES*
erry
single
blogpost
Post things that trigger you
>>146964901
>I can't hit hooks, the post
>>146961227
Is that gabe with a wig?
>>146965334
hey red.dit
Reminder that not liking EG means you're reddit.
>>146965268
This is the CM build of a pro player going to the ti6 wildcards
>>146964769
the issue with landmines isnt the nerfs, its that physical damage is shit
>>146965416
>not liking a team managed and captained by reddit admins means you're reddit
what did he mean by this
>>146965438
thats because its situationally viable friendo, but having 0 points in nova at lvl 4 is a far stretch from ALWAYS maxing bite and aura over nova untill level 10
VERT
big
stretch
>>146965268
>tfw want to get good at Dota
>can't get good
>rage quit for awhile
>getting back to Dota
>don't want to get good
>just want to find low mmr replays to try my hands at casting
>got good
>>146965446
>land mines damage type changed from physical to magical
good buff?
>>146965594
how else am I supposed to farm?
>>146962069
>>146961435
Google reverse search gives nothing
why is canada so fucking cucked, guys?
>>146965823
It's Lanaya, the Templar Assassin from the video game DotA 2
>>146965823
im sorry anon i gave the imgur link with uncensored some days ago I cba to do it again if no one's gonna bother
>>146965893
Every western country is cucked lad
>>146966121
doesn't make it any better.
>>146962309
>>146962601
>not recognizing the style instantly
WC3 DotA > DOTA 2
>>146966102
Would you kindly give share it again?
>>146966252
Indeed, but singling out a country for being cucked is pretty hypocritical
>>146966368
no I can't find it anymore and i dont have the energy.
It's not that good and it doesn't have a dick, it's just dark hair down there
>>146966325
This game looked so much better in 2012 before the great fucking hat shittening that started to flood it post TI3.
Fucking 'TOURNAMENT MODE' should allow no hats.
>>146966405
yeah, but canada is far worse than america or other european nations at this point
>>146966325
I can't be the only one who actually fapped to this back in the day
13 year old me was quite the horny lad
>>146966501
Agreed. Lucifer is one sexy demon.
>>146962945
yes, unranked.
>>146963067
>complain about frogposters
>not degenerate erp gay faggot posters
hmm..
>>146966493
yeah they went full JUST since their last elections
fairly sure that's what awaits the US if hillary wins too
>>146966583
shoo!
>be booga
>team ooga
>win
uh dotards?
>meme heroes with skills that give them milion armor gets buffed
>dmg items get nerfed
???
>>146966685
pick timber and phoenix
TIME FOR IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
*WHO*
IS *OUR GUYS*
AT THE WILDCARDS??
>>146966651
I STILL DONT GET THIS OOGA BOOGA MEME
can someone please explain it to me?
i'll even share the uncensor >>146966368 asked for if someone explain this meme
>>146966953
Based ice^3 of course how is this even a question
>>146966953
M I K A S A
>>146966981
>me good = ooga
>team bad = booga
>>146967021
oh anon..
>>146962584
i fuckign laughed
>>146966745
>pick timber
but thats the one of meme heroes that get buffed, im looking for carry that can do something about this shit, is AM only viable hero?
When are the Wildcards games being played?
>>146967172
they're going to TI
I was just looking at TI6 teams/playoffs
>Fnatic wins a playoff series
They qualify for TI6
>DC wins playoffs
They qualify for TI6
>VG.Reborn wins playoffs
They qualify for TI6
>Alliance wins a playoff series
They're not in the list of "qualified teams for TI6"
What the fuck? Did I miss something?
>>146967172
at ti6
>>146966325
Fact
>>146967172
Just before the main event group stages
>>146966621
it's past the JUST point already; were in the "it can't be happening" stage.
>>146967272
Oh.
So, until Canada Cup, I'm on an esports abstinence
John Connor... it is time.
>>146967352
yes
prepare for d2g limbo meltdown untill TI
Where the FUCK are the esports
>>146967352
Isn't the summit in like two weeks?
>>146967326
>50 charges
The fuck is this, you can only use shit for 50 times ?
>>146966981
It has no dick, I don't give a fuck anymore.
Hey lelouch, your Centaur is shit
t. Naga
>>146967326
DOTARDS
ARE YOU TELLING ME OYU FKCING RETARDS
BUY
EXPRIRING
YES EXPIRING FUCKING HATS?
>me good
>team bad
>have a philosophical moment where I introspectively realize that "good" and "bad" are only relativistic terms and cannot be objectively described
>who is to say that me good and team bad? perhaps those terms are meaningless in themselves and should thus be abandoned? maybe there exists an alternate reality where me bad and team good. after all, I cannot even prove that I am real even in this universe (Decarte's "cogito" has been shown to be flawed over the years).
>what is the meaning of all of this anyway? why am I here? what keeps me going? will there ever be concrete answers?
>lose
Umm...... Dotards?
>TI champs who won't be in TI6
XBOCT
LightofHeaven
YYF
Zhou
Ferarri
Faith
SanSheng
>TI 2nd/3rd placers who won't be in TI6
ARS-ART
Funn1k
820
QQQ
Super
Sylar
rotk
ShiKi
Xz
Q
garder
Yao
hyhy
Chawy
lovequinny
xy-
DD
kYxY
mason
>all those seadick players
Only Agressif got a career
>>146967476
The ones that dont come with level 2500 have only 20 charges.
>>146967476
Yes. For $1000 you can change the waters colors for a total of 750 minutes.
>>146967476
Yes, you have to understand that to costs valve a lot of money to create these river effects, they also had to invest possibly millions into dynamically changing the river ingame and each river change request requires bandwidth
>>146967416
July is packed anon. There's Nanyang 2, Summit 6 and Slavladder. There's no shortage of esports before TI
my stomach is making the rumbles how to stop
>TRAVEL MY BONES into my local top lane
>looking to pick up a some gold for my Blink Dagger
>grab some last hits and take some kills with the help of my support at the 5 minute mark
>"Pardon me, support...but could you give me a clairty? A shame I don't have a flying courier or I'd do it myself..."
>she giggles and uses it on me, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my SKELETAL HANDS
>her eyes widen as she notices mid is missing with no MIA
>"Wow, I've never seen anyone call mia You must have be a pinoy"
>I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind
>"Hahaha look at what this faggot is buying! That's not a Desolater! What a piece of shit!"
>I turn as quickly as my turn rate lets me, my skeletal cape billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst
>generic enemy ganker caricature with no cosmetic items and "the guy that ganked you that one time at rune" shirt is standing there typing LOL into all chat
>"Excuse me PEASANT...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a support."
>"cyka blyat!"
>I smile quietly and tip my skeletal crown low across my eyes, concealing them
>"ROLL THE BONES..."
>I quickly swing my HELLFIRE BLAST into his kneecap before he can react
>he bellows and charges forward
>I expertly get a last hit on the way to him and my support screams as he crashes into the jungle
>I draw my sword and scream WELL BEGUN, IS HALF DONE as I drive it deep into his back
>As I clean my blade, my support walks out from behind the creep wave, twirling her hair with her fingers
>"So...maybe you'd like to come over to mid lane and gank it sometime...?
>"No thanks, milady, im still getting last hits... Besides..."
>I crit a creep
>"PERHAPS SOON, ILL CHOOSE A QUEEN."
>skate away on my Phase Boots
>>146967298
Please respond
>>146967632
Based Valve literally losing their money just to please playerbase.
>be TB spammer
>pros realize the hero is strong
>probably gonna get dumpstered next patch
Fuck you icefrog. Every time.
>>146967539
>>146967476
>>146967591
>>146967604
>>146967632
>>146967326
>tfw i tough it was an empty bottle that you can always use
Temporary stuff is not that cool
>>146967676
WHY? ;_;
>>146967642
Oh, shit. Thanks, random Soeposter.
>>146967676
wtf hero are you talking about
>occasionally play dota with a girl i know
>shes cute, has a nice ass, and is pretty good at dota (3.8k mmr, im like 4.3k currenty)
>playing dota with her a last sunday morning, she usually plays enchantress and is pretty good
>shes been flirting with me all day, asks me what color undies she should wear today, other stuff
>she invites me over to play dota at her house, tells me i can 'sleep over' if i want (her house is like 2 hours away, i knew her from high school)
>im thinking that she wants the dick
>get my 2nd comp, a laptop, and head over, but stop at a local store to buy a condom before i head over thinking im going to get lucky for the first time in my life
>im at her house and weve played a few games, won the first one, lost, then won the next, one of the games im ember spirit and get 15 kills without dying :^)
>have to piss real bad holy shit
>go to piss
>come back and shes holding one of the condoms i bought, i guess she went through my stuff while i was pissing
>shes got an expression on and im not really sure how to explain it, sort of like, surprised, and embarassed>she says "why do you have this? haha" or something like that
>"well.."
>"you know i have a boyfriend right?"
>"uhh.. no i didnt.."
>"did you seriously think.. really, anon? what the fuck is wrong with you, you need to go home, now."
>i dont know what to do, just quickly fumble to pack up my laptop and leave fast
>drive home
>get drunk, watch tv, play a dota and win a painfully shit game cause of peruvians
>pass out drunk that night, wake up, post this here for you to laugh at me
>>146967836
I'm still mad
we lost ALL custom mods because reddit wanted that one mod banned
then valve just sells it for 50$ and reddit is ok with it
:^)
>>146967676
>tfw
>>146967836
That fucking square trees.
Why is this shit allowed.
The playdota trenchshitter illuminati has nearly completed their task to remove every single passive bash from the game or make every single hero with one completely shit.
You can never argue with them, they are legion. Knock down one memer, and 2 rise in his place. They just finished removing sniper's bash, making Void worse than he was 3 years ago and completely killing Troll.
Because there are always "obviously" never any good ways to deal with a passive bash. And heroes with passive bashes are too OP to not be made shit.
This crusade started probably before you even started playing, when the first shitter lost to a 3 basher void and decided to make it his life's work to make such heroes permanently shit.
They have planned everything from day one. They know every outcome and eventuality. Spirit Breaker is the last, and he must be made shit. You can do nothing.
I kinda want to get into this game. Is it worth it?
>>146967676
>>146967980
This is old
>>146968004
True, also there are mods that makes some things easier.
>>146967980
>shes been flirting with me all day, asks me what color undies she should wear today, other stuff
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder
Block her instantly. Never talk to her again. I'm sorry anon.
>>146966325
RETURN TO YOUR TRUE HOME, WHITE DOTA PLAYERS
Return... to WarCraft 3 DotA
>WC3 Dota Runs better than Dota2
>It has better pathing
>It has less bugs
>You can choose which patch you want to play, just download the appropriate 8MB file
>No cosmetics
>No custom special effects
>No casuals
>No casual enabling
>You can make as many accounts as you need
>No reporting for being a meanie
>No shitty forced shit like in game betting
>No goypendiums
>Better Art design
>Better Sound design
>Team colors
>Aghs/Aura visuals
>Variety of servers to use
>No Valve or GabeN
>No Muslim Alija to terrorize you
>Is getting consistent updates
>No Steam requirements
>Also comes with WC3 which provides you with a hundred other potential options
>No Reddit
>Lore is slightly better than the shit of Dota 2
>A Classic
>the DotA actually stands for something (Defense of the Ancients) instead of being a weird name
>No pandering
>No tournaments
>101% free
>Made with love
>>146967980
>not keeeping it in your pants
>>146968221
its pasta you dummie
>>146968186
Absolutely not
>>146967980
Holy fuck, I have never even held a girl's hand, and even I wouldn't mess up THIS bad.
is twitch hacked ?
>>146967642
there's 2 weeks of literally nothing though
What stream are we watching?
>>146968223
>No casuals
Well yeah, there's no players at all
>consistent updates
no it's not
>the bonus LC path for 225 levels doesn't even give bonus treasures like the COMPLETELY FREE ember spirit bonus path of the winter battle pass
shills WILL defend this
Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.
They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.
They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.
By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.
Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.
Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.
They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.
People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliums. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.
TFW Dota2 saved the humankind.
I'm getting a certificate error on trying to access Twitch, anyone else?
>>146968223
Don't forget
Hundreds of thousands of non shit custom maps
>>146968223
>Limited engine for whatever changes the toad wants
>Consistent updates
Nigga, it's been stuck on 6.83 for a while now, and I doubt it'll ever exit such a state
>No tournaments
But that is literally one of the best parts of Dota 2.
You stay in your outdated version of it if you want.
>>146968429
same here, is hackening happenin
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little fugitive? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bounty Hunter training, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Dire Forest, and I have over 300 confirmed ganks. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top tracker in the entire Radiant forces. You are nothing to me but just another bounty. I will wipe you the fuck out with crits the likes of which has never been seen before on this map, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over all chat? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of wards across the map and your every move is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the Jinada, maggot. The Jinada that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Shuriken. Not only am I extensively trained in bladed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Shopkeeper’s inventory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this map, you little shit. If only you could have known what justice your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will crit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your bounty is collected, kiddo.
TWITCH IS FINALLY GOING DOWN
YOUTUBE WILL REIGN SUPREME
>>146968212
and whats wrong with making things easier
if valve isn't going to be assed to improve the game people shouldn't suffer
like I never used this mod but I can see how it could be useful for people who don't want to memorize every single spell in the game
>>146968318
>Well yeah, there's no players at all
-said the dotard
There is STILL more players in wc3 dota than Do(g)turd2
>>consistent updates
>no it's not
The last Dota patch was 6.81, everything after it is Corrupted Dota
>>146968550
What exactly am i looking at?
>Fluff finally went on his rampage and killed Twitch for us
>>146968637
icons to indicate if a spell or item does magic/pure/composite damage
>>146968550
>I can see how it could be useful for people who don't want to memorize every single spell in the game
Fuck them
How do we fix Ursa?
>>146968448
>>Limited engine for whatever changes the toad wants
Anything that can't be coded in WC3 does not belong in DotA. You can keep your cooldown reduction and spell damage bonuses.
>Nigga, it's been stuck on 6.83 for a while now, and I doubt it'll ever exit such a state
Learn to read: >You can choose which patch you want to play, just download the appropriate 8MB file
>You stay in your outdated version of it if you want.
>OUTDATED VERSIONS
>WHEN ITS DOGTURD2 THAT DOESN'T YET HAVE ALL THE HEROES
-6/10
>>146968805
>fix what isn't broken
>>146968742
i never understood this Fluff is a terrorist meme
>>146968772
why, it means higher skill floor so better games
>>146968767
>hover on the spell icon
>see description
>move your eyeballs to look at the top right corner
>read physical/magical/pure
Also, Urn doesn't deal HP removal since like 8.63
>>146968972
its k now hes in the warm, a gun at LD's head does wonders
FUCK I'M ALREADY FEELING WITHDRAWAL
WHEN IS THE NEXT ESPORTS???
>>146968983
Dota (as all ASSFAGGOTS) is fundamentally shit. The only "skill" possible is memorizing encyclopedic knowledge.
>we'll easily break the TI5 prize pool
>>146968845
>Implying I'd want a piece of shit hero that has been useless since reworks to be spammed in my pubs anyway
>He wants to go back to when Tinker was even more bullshit, and to memepush
Lmao ok kid
>>146969130
Ok
Then having people start at a higher level of "encyclopedic" knowledge means that the skill floor is raised
fucking retard
>Riot stole Pit Lord's concept so now Valve can't port him to the game
ITS NOT FAIIIIIRR
http://eune.leagueoflegends.com/en/page/champion-update-ryze-rune-mage
>>146969130
Doesn't work like that, I have immense knowledge of just about everything related to DOTA 2 game mechanics and know the weirdest spell interactions
Yet I am shit at playing the game
>>146969132
ti4 was the best TI of them all, the prizepool increased over 300% in comparison to the previous
ti5 was merely ~180% increase
i doubt ti6 will be more than 111,(1)%, if it even breaks the record
>>146969325
its not stealing if you DID IT FIRST
>>146969325
>It cannot be self-cast, because warping to your own location would be silly.
Do league players really need to be babied so much?
>>146969325
>can't port him to the game
Source: my ass
Valve can still port him if they ever decide to.
Riot's shitty game is dead anyway so I doubt they'll even care.
>>146969372
>ti4 was the best TI of them all, the prizepool increased over 300% in comparison to the previous
???
that's not TI3
I don't even remember a single game from ti4
>>146969229
>its easier to start
>skill floor raising
choose one and only one
>>146969132
>>146969372
>go full jew with your battle pass
>wonder why your prize pool is shit
the sales were fucking shit too
>>146969372
>The quality of the tournament is measured by its total prize pool, not by the quality of dota that is being played.
Fucking pleb.
>YOUR WELL BEGUN WILL NEVER BE HALF DONE AGAIN
>YOUR OLD FRIEND WILL NEVER BE DEATH AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER SUBMIT TO THE EMPIRE OF BONE AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER DRAPE A SKIN O'ER YOUR BONES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER USE SOMEONE'S BONES TO LINE YOUR GARDEN PATH AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER COLLECT THE DEBTS OF SOMEONE'S TONGUE WITH YOUR SWORD AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER REFUSE TO PAY A ROTTEN CORK FOR SOMEONE'S LOUSY HIDE AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER PITY SOMEONE'S FLEA-BITTEN PELT AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER ROLL THE BONES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER MURDER BONE SOMEONE AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER CALL SOMEONE A WRETCHED BAG OF SKIN AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER COME FOR SOMEONE'S SKIN AND BONES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER BE SEEN SOONER THAN THEY THOUGHT AGAIN
>YOUR ONCE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER FALL WITHOUT RISING AGAIN
>YOUR THIS TOO WILL NEVER SHALL PASS AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER SWEAR REVENGE BY YOUR BONES AGAIN
>YOUR BONES WILL NEVER MEND AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A LOVELY TOUR OF THIS BONEYARD AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER CLAIM YOUR ENEMY'S BONES AFTER YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HAVE SURRENDERED ALL THEIRS AGAIN
>YOUR BONE WILL NEVER FACTURE AGAIN
>YOUR BONE WILL NEVER BE STRONGEST WHERE IT WAS MENDED AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A BONE OF CONTENTION AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER BRING YOUR FOES BACK AS DICE AND DOMINOES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR BONE STUCK IN THE ENEMY'S THROAT AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER BE GROUND TO POWDER ONLY TO RETURN AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER BE DECISIVE ABOUT CHOOSING A QUEEN AGAIN
>>146968989
thats because its old as fuck
besides valve didn't used to have updated universal skill descriptions and having them at glace is a preference
>no african american hero
why is valve so racist?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10621274
Answer fags
What international did you lads like the most?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10621274
>we will never have a TI where it's Benaroya Hall-tier comfy
I'm all for big areas that bring on the hype but TI2-TI3 had a nice intimate feel too it that TI4 and TI5 couldn't replicate.
>>146969628
>CK
>Chen
>DK
>>146969494
I chose both because the skill floor isn't lowered by having players know more you fucking retard
>>146969459
>Do league players really need to be babied so much?
>when in warcraft 3 you couldn't cast obviously harmful spells on your own units, dota has practically 0 friendly fire
Meanwhile, in SC:BW, the only friendly fire prevented by targeting refusing to go through is Mind Control. Want to stun your mechanical units for a minute? You can. Want to use Aphotic Shield that leaks 1 damage per attack on an enemy unit? You can.
>>146967395
>tfw the next esports event is nanyang and summit
>in over 2 weeks
>>146969649
>First 2
Largely irrelevant because the scene was still growing
>3
Stupid Scandinavian rat bullshit
>4
Chinky bullshit
>5
Our literal guys EG winning it all for America against one of the most exciting Chinese teams to ever play.
Reminder that by this time next year valve will be selling auto toggle armlets for their compendium
>>146969613
>having them at glace is a preference
Remembering it outright is a preference to having information at a glance.
>>146967339
so i dont follow much of this shit
whats happening in canada right now?
>second pick bounty because no one on my team is even ghosting their lane/hero preference and the enemy team has a riki
>securing 3 kills in laning phase
>end up getting solo ulted twice by tidehunter and twice by disruptor
>even steal morph's fucking ethereal blade while he fiddled around with the courier in his jungle
>team is still full tilt and can't even manage to turn when their ults are down
Feels fucking bad.
>>146969864
I know this might be strange but not everyone plays this game every single day for ten hours
making the barrier to improve/learn harder doesn't benefit anyone
you're autistic for arguing about it desu
>>146969696
I posted the same post like few days ago with that fucking picture >:l
>>146969372
Anyone who thinks ti3 wasn't the best is someone who's opinion can't be trusted. On anything.
I don't like Navi. I hate Alliance. It was still the best.
>mfw i blame my teammates for stupid shit i've done
>>146970024
Nice blog duderino, too bad there's no esports going on so I could tell you to not blogshit during esports
>>146970176
it would have been perfect if orange won it
they were the only ones playing fun dota and everyone there knew it
that fucking deny
>>146970178
>"wheres my fuckin backup!!!"
>>146970176
>I don't like Navi. I hate Alliance. It was still the best.
sounds like what a El trashico fanshitter would say
>>146970094
I remember that post lad, it was pretty good in all honesty
>>146970178
>teammates refuse to push after we've taken down their two cores to either force out buybacks or take rax
>were playing against a Medusa and they want to play the long game
people are fucking stupid mang
>>146968165
they already changed his bash to pseudorandom so you cant get lucky ebin 4 bashes in a row
