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>>146748481
I bet Widowmaker is a roastie
1st for matchmaking
MEI BEST GIRL
tracernerfs when
>>146748481
sup gangstas
nobody can counter anything edition
>defending point a on cyka industries
>team standing at the entrance
>for some reason enemy team is not coming
>someone is capturing the point
>go back there thinking its just one or two flankers
>see reaper, tracer, genji, d.va, pharah and mercy
people actually complain about winston
>>146748542
Questions:
Does joining a game like that count as a loss?
Also, does shooting random stuff in the pre-game setup/wait count towards your accuracy?
>>146748542
I wish my queue was this fast, I get almost 5min queues all day
>>146748580
Winston and D.Va are really useless.
>>146748481
official best smelling shit holes power rankings: overwatch edition
1. tracer
2. pharah
3. mercy
4. widowmaker
5. zarya
6. mei
7. symmetra
8. d. va
this is literally not debatable.
>>146748620
>shitters like this are allowed to post
is there any hope for us?
>play support
>get attacked by a flanker
>character literally yells out "I'm under attack! Behind you!"
>no one turns around
>die
>whole team dies
Flankers are overpowered against retards.
>>146748592
Feels bad, anon. 25 seconds is actually slow for me, usually it takes about 5-10.
>>146748576
How the fuck did you miss them going past you? If you're in front of the little building with the health pack in front of their spawn you can see all 3 exits, plus there are 6 of you looking for them
How come the chinks only play reaper and genji?
>>146748663
Just leave this shithole, or ignore them.
Console pleb I.D sheet When?
>>146748654
poo in loo curryface not bottom.
widowmaker who is cold as fuck therefore less smell literally middle
mei in arctic gear that low
fuck man how wrong can you be
>>146748580
yeah man not like his gun can lock on to multiple targets and not need to be aimed or anything
or that he can instantly position himself or escape on a low cooldown
or that he has enough hp to simply win a battle of attrition with a number of heroes
I agree his gun needs a buff. at least 100 DPS since his left click is all that matters
>>146748729
McCree is shit now.
I sometimes ask myself, tracer runs around a lot, like really she is sprinting most of the time, not to mention how taxing on the body time travel must be even when restricted to short bursts or rewinds. To add to this point, most of overwatch's landscapes seem to be bright sunny maps in the middle of summer.
The point I'm getting at here is that Tracer probably builds up a lot of sweat with her antics, but how does it smell? So far I've imagined it as a sort of gentle wafting odor, but with a distinct hint of femininity, nothing pungent or musky, that would not be like her. Tracer is an athletic and lively woman, her scent should reflect these attributes.
But perhaps her suit also imparts its own attributes to her smell, a sharp acidity from latex or perhaps a more deep mellow taste of rubber? These things while present in the overall inhalation of her perspiration, would only accent her smell, they would not overpower her odor.
This inclusion of her bodysuit however does lead me onto another topic that I feel is criminally unexplored, as the outfit is quite form fitting and does appear to be made of synthetic material. How much does Tracer's outfit stick to her skin? Is it pliable but noticeably damp or would the removal be more akin to pulling off some adhesive from her skin?
Furthermore, how does her sweat interact with time travel? Would it be possible to wipe her sweat on someone, and repeatedly recall until they were completely covered in her delicious excretions? If however her sweat is recalled with her, then it should be possible to taste the exact same beads of her dew over and over again, it would be like pure bliss, a fountain of heavenly desire. Tracer would be able to fight off the evils of the world, and allow her beloved to drown in the pleasures of her own body, perfectly preserved in time as droplets of divinity.
These are some of the things I wonder about Tracer, does anyone else feel this way or am I alone in this?
>>146748826
fuck off
>>146748667
>playing non-Reinhardt tank
>friend goes Mercy
>snowy koth map
>Genji plinking away at us from one angle far away
>entire rest of enemy team by the point watching the big entrance
>"I'm under attack!"
>turn around
>nothing
>turn back around
>suddenly entire team is there pushing our shit in
>>146748667
>shoot roadhogs fat face for ez ult
>stick mercy
Fuck support, flankers rule.
>all those players with obvious girl names like "MissJessica94" and shit like that
>they all play Mercy
>they are all level 150+
>i am still level 51Why do i have to suck at everything in my life?
>>146748903
>it's the "level is an indicator of skill" episode
>>146748903
time to change your btag to SufferMore and play exclusively Reaper
>>146748903
Anon it's obvious they are fags trying to bait betas into erping with them
>>146748620
Found the Widow/Genji main
Do you think any of them have a roastie?
>>146748903
>people still believe time played = skill level
>>146749064
Zarya. Bodybuilders have the ugliest pussies.
Is Junkrat good in competitive? He's the only character I like playing
>>146749140
don't be a main faggot
>>146749140
Yes, if you can aim. Also get used to throwing your bomb/trap in front of the enemy since people are smart enough to destroy them
Can they make Genji not invincible already? Slow down his fucking animations, holy shit.
>>146748620
D.va yeah
Winston are you fucking high
The beauty of winston's gun is that, despite its low damage, can lock onto several targets at the same time no aiming required + penetrate shields and barriers and shit
>>146749202
>Junkrat
>needing "aim"
keks m8
>>146748616
git gud
>>146748621
>at an incredibly low level
>my feelings
sorry but that's wrong
>>146749167
Every other character is boring though. I sometimes play Lucio if no one else goes healer but it's not fun skating around as a Brazilian homo.
>>146749294
>he plays at an MMR where people blindly walk into bombs
>they have a Symmetra on Anubis
lol why try
sometimes when im forced to play a tank i wonder, where the fuck is my team, its like im on the front for 3 minutes and i have to walk back to the spawn to see some of them
its actually disturbing to fight everyone off only to get suddenly rolled by 6 people and all your teammates wait for something
Can they nerf Genji? He's not really too strong, just obnoxious as high hell to play against.
>>146748815
>cold would mask the pheromones
>implying this is good
get a clue faggot
>>146749423
https://www.google.com/search?q=overwatch+winston&biw=1920&bih=969&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjoueSRgcjNAhXBSRoKHY2kATkQ_AUIBigB
>>146749443
>pick Winston
>piss yourself laughing as he tries to panic deflect your lightning
It never gets old
>point A hollywood attacking
>take point as rein and clear it out,
>die to dva ult
>5 seconds left teammates all beside point
>nobody hops on. we lose
love playing with random shitters
>>146749498
>press shift
>shoot erattically across with map with a glitched out model that no one can follow
>>146749507
>Dying to Dva ult as Reinhardtor anybody
That loss is on you boyo
>It's an Anon obsessing over useless stats episode.
Where can I get a pirated copy of Overwatch?I really want to play it, but I can't afford it.
>>146749548
>press shift
>land on genji for 50 damage
It hurts him a lot more than his 100 hurts Winston.
>>146749587
>Where can I get a pirated copy of Overwatch?
Nowhere
>>146749587
>He thinks he can pirate an online only blizzard game
Post 3 new heroes you want
1. Pharah's mum
2. qt with lip piercing from one of Route 66 portraits
3. FemKamina that is featured on posters on Hanamura and Anubis
This forced %50 win rate is ridiculous. In my last two matches, I played with both a Symmetra and a Mercy who REFUSED to fucking support, and I played as Genji and got a gold in objective time with THREE fucking tanks.
How can people be so retarded? I am treated like the villain whenever I point out clearly stupid decisions by my team, and they will go as far as to actively work against us just to spite me.
Common sense is non-existent in this game. People will play whatever shit character they want, and then they will bash anybody who calls them out.
>>146749587
Go steal a copy from some store, nigger.
A friendly reminder that all heroes have counters.
Bastion
>Mei, Widowmaker, Junkrat, Pharah, Reaper, Hanzo
D.va
>Reaper, Zenyatta, Mei,
Genji
>Winston, Symmetra, Mei, D.Va
Hanzo
>Winston, Roadhog, Widowmaker, Tracer
Junkrat
>Reaper, Hanzo, Roadhog, Soldier 76
Lucio
>Pharah, McCree, Zarya, Soldier 76
McCree
>Widowmaker, Genji, Torbjorn, Hanzo
Mei
>Zarya, Junkrat, Soldier 76, Lucio, Pharah
Mercy
>Basically anyone but specifically Genji, Winston, Tracer, Widowmaker
Pharah
>Soldier 76, Widowmaker, Roadhog
Reaper
>Pharah, McCree, Genji, Lucio
Reinhardt
>Roadhog, Pharah, Zenyatta, Bastion
Roadhog
>Genji, Reaper, Soldier 76, Torbjorn, D.Va
Soldier 76
>McCree, Widowmaker, Zarya, Reinhardt
Symmetra
>Reaper, Winston, Junkrat, Pharah
Torbjorn
>Mei, Pharah, Reaper, D.va
Tracer
>Roadhog, McCree, Winston, Mei
Widowmaker
>Tracer, Reaper, Winston, Soldier 76, Genji, a better Widowmaker
Winston
>Zarya, Reaper, Lucio, D.Va, Roadhog
Zarya
>Pharah, Bastion, Widowmaker, Junkrat
Zenyatta
>Basically anyone but specifically Tracer, Zarya, Reaper, Soldier
>>146749650just play with bots :')
>hanzo is useless on attack
When will this meme end? Also guess who was blamed for the loss
>>146749745
Filtered
>>146749485
They had a Bastion hiding in the room with her
>>146749717
>I played as Genji
>only mode I like is payload or illios
>play literally everything all day except those modes
>leave game
>requeue
>filled my old spot
is overwatch this dead already?
>>146749443
They don't need to nerf Genji, they need to buff McCree so he can actually do his job at shutting down over-aggressive Genjis.
McCree can throw a flash over Genji's head to avoid getting it deflected, but the problem is that he can't properly finish Genji off ever because Genji has two outs if McCree ever gets the upper hand.
This means you can't effectively police Genji to the degree that is actually necessary to stop him from running away with the game.
>>146749761
>defeat
>>146749745
>lucio counters mei
>mei counters dva
yeah no.
>>146749423
>Implying Symmetra isnt always a god tier pick on defense
Honestly even on last point teleporter right next to the point just to get straight back out there makes a huge difference
>>146749767
Play Dva
ult them
>>146749717
>And I played as genji
>>146749764
You state this like it means anything. I bet you're one of those idiots that say "reported" everytime someone says a bad word.
>>146749761
>career avg
yes, a lot more often than not
>>146749767
https://www.google.com/search?hl=it&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=969&q=Teamwork&oq=Teamwork&gs_l=img.12..0l4j0i10j0l5.1419.1419.0.2202.1.1.0.0.0.0.201.201.2-1.1.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..0.1.201.HddA-onEeLA
>been on a big Symmetra kick recently
>just unboxed Achitech
Not Goddess, but beats spending 1000 shekels.
>>146749852
Filtered.
>>146749820
>leaves
>gets forced into the same game
This makes me happy. kys
>>146749820
Thanks to fucking faggots like youwait 30 sec next time
>>146749847
>mei counters dva
this is true
>>146749847
Lucio can push Mei away from freezing your allies, and boost to have them get out of her range to kill her from afar.
Mei can put an icewall under D.Va's ult, preventing all damage to your team.
These aren't 1v1 counters because this is not a 1v1 game. It's a team game.
>>146749761
So you got all golds because you were alive the longest, because hanzo is 0 threat they could just kill your healers/tanks and important dps for free because you picked hanzo.You may have been doing work, but you could have had a larger impact on another hero
>>146749761
>average deaths: 8.08
>average accuracy: 23%
fucking hell, what a shitter
>>146749928
(you)
>>146749761
>defeat
>>146749948
>Mei can put an icewall under D.Va's ult, preventing all damage to your team.
If we go by this logic then D.Va counters most heroes.
anyone want to team up? i want to get that friend exp
>MUH KDA
>Lose
Reminder nothing matters except whether you win or lose in competitive.
>>146750027
>people still think accuracy matters in a game with infinite ammo
>people still think K/D matters in a game where you're supposed to be willing to sacrifice yourself to contest the objective
>>146749717
I stopped trying. Just play whatever and leave games early when it's obvious your team has the mmr of bots from their hero choices or how they're setting up. I still try to offer some friendly advice, but it often falls to blind ears.
>Numbani first point
>street is heavily guarded
>all the 3 fucking flanking routes completely open
>ask team to follow me to the point
>they just stick to the street until they lose while I'm alone on the point
I'm surprised people weren't blaming you just for picking genji though, whenever I play something like widow on attack I always get that one shitter who tells me to switch no matter how many multikills I get or how long my team got slaughtered by turrets before I showed up.
>>146750027
Well he does play Hanzo.
>>146749761
this is a joke right? one of those troll posts?
>>146750128
found the hanzo shitter lmao
you're garbage faggot
kill yourself
>>146750146
>I'm surprised people weren't blaming you just for picking genji
Case in point:
>>146749775
>>146749850
reddit-tier shitters
>>146750107
>playing video games with people from 4chan
I managed to kill OUR OWN ulting pharah in Lijiang night market, inside the obj.
Just fucking HOW? Do her justice rockets bounce off allies or something or do she take friendly fire during ulting?
>>146750027
>thinking accuracy matters in a game with INFINITE AMMO
>not spamming arrows in the air any chance you get
>not blindly firing into choke points for EZ kills
>>146750309
this is bait
>>146750252
>play genji
>Lose
>muh forced fifty
>"People keep playing shit characters"
>Mains Genji
Poetry
>>146749326
>git gud
torb is legit broken on console
are you legit retarded?
illiterate?
a mongoloid, perhaps?
he has over SEVENTY FUCKING PERCENT winrate
it's making console players completely abandon the game already and it's already confirmed getting nerfed
If you're gonna butt in with meme talk shit, at least read what is happening.
>>146750292
she takes splash from her own rockets.
>>146749858
>pub shitters
no
>>146750253
>played games with people from /owg/
>people talking having fun andwinning
>enemy thinks I'm aimbotting
MFW
>>146750253
oh my bad, this threads just for shitposting? ill go to reddit
>>146750362
git
gud
Ehh at least its McCree
>>146750418
oh man you sure showed me
Guess this is the only level of conversation a console player can have.
>>146750309
>>146750128
hello hanzo shitter
you're still terrible, moron
>mfw brazilian and therefore doomed to forever play with and against hues, boludos, and lacucarachas
You burgers and eurofags think random pubs are bad? Hillarious
>>146750362
Who gives a fuck about console, their opinions are invalid. They do need a containment forum on blizzards site though, to stop them trying to apply their peasant logic to constructive threads about real competitive balance.
Is there anything besides Winston besides >jump in >attract aggro >ult >cause havok >kill squishies
Because if not I'm completely fine with that.
>>146750358
I did not claim to main Genji, strawman. I stated that I played Genji to illustrate how ridiculous my team was being at attacking the objective.
Reading comprehension.
>>146749761
>defeat
>23% average accuracy
>8.08 average deaths
Seems about right, have another (You).
>>146750385
>tfw no one here wanted to group
>go to reddit
>they are fucking terriblebut all really nice guys
>>146750427
> Ehh
That's his best costume you fuck.
>>146750473
They give money to boost the actual game in pc.
>>146750467
I'm from Costa Rica and I get nothing but americans with 80-100 ping tops.
The matchmaking works with latency.
are lucio and mercy next to be nerfed?
>>146750515
>going to reddit
>>146750343
>>146750464
Aside from preserving your accuracy percentage, what reason is there to not spam blindly as a non-hitscan hero?
>>146750454
>oh man you sure showed me
I sure did
git gud
>>146750502
>Is there anything **to** Winston
>>146750506
>I did not claim to main genji
>Muh team
>Forced 50
>Muh medals
>My support sucks!
Seems like a genji main to me
>>146750545
>literally playing Reddit: The Game
>>146750545
>le Reddit is terrible how dare you 4chan 4eva meme
Grow up
>>146750473
>to constructive threads about real competitive balance.
>competitive balance.
>competitive
>>146750548
Not spamming blindly, but at least pre-firing angles and choke points is a good thing to do. Low Acc on projectile based heroes really doesn't matter, although you don't need to spam that much it's that low either.
Hey, what Legend skin should I buy? I have 1500 dust. I have:
The origins skins, antique, steambot, bedouin, Okami, Young Hanzo, slapshot, abominable, El Blanco, Lionhardt, commando 76, night ops 76, daredevil 76, stunt rider 76, Barbarossa, odette, Undersea, and Ifrit.
>>146750534
I respectfully disagree.
I wish they'd give him a bandito skin.
ok
>>146750646
What would you consider "that low"?
>>146750627
Its not CS or Dota levels of competitive but its reasonably competitive and blizz is going to force it just like hearthstone anyway.
>>146750663
>>146750534
>>146750427
all of mcree skins suck dick and ruin his character
only good one is vanilla and maybe blue
>4 team members waste the entire game trying to kill 1 blueberry who just fucks them raw in return
>they get angry when the tank and healer(me) tell them to help with the payload
This game causes some serious tilting and tunnelvision, never saw anything like this before.
>>146748591
Don't think so about the accuracy, since healing someone that got injured by his own skills (Like a Pharah shooting rockets in front of her) Doesn't increase the counter
>>146750648
>level 37
>20 hr bastion
>5 hr hanzo
>less than 1 hr as anything else
why
also, legend skins are overrated and a lot of them are stupid (like Bastion's woodbot skins).
Get Defense Matrix Bastion. It turns Ganymede into a blue jay.
>>146750708
>ruin his character
>he's a vigilante
>two of them are based on famous vigilantes
Reasons to play mccree over 76:
>>146750703
This game is a fucking joke, on both pc and console.
>>146750090
How?
>>146750761
Your team is lacking in cc
>>146750648
>nearly 2/3 of his playing time was as bastion
you should buy some skill, shitter
lmao
>>146750761
he's got a stun
>>146750703
>horribly unbalanced
>making it an esport
murrica
>>146750764
Epic. Why are you here, again?
>>146750764
lol k
>>146750571
>Muh medals
I brought up one medal that counts: objective time. I didn't bring up eliminations or objective kills; I brought up objective time.
Again, stawman, explain to me how I main Genji. Currently, Genji is my sixth most played character. So, how is Genji my main if there are five characters before him?
console shitters please leave
>>146750760
They lose all that wild west good bad and the ugly vibe
>you will never shove your face deep into Mei's frosty ass to cool off after an overtime attack on Anubis that you lost
>you will never be refreshed by the scent of her Chinese butthole and vagina
>>146750761
It's 11:59am
>>146750742
>why
Bastion is so much fun!
>Defense Matrix
Alright, I'll start using this.
>>146750791
>picking nonviable and bad heroes is skillful
the best players play the best heroes, and only the best heroes.
bad players who play worthless "playmaking" heroes like tracer and are a detriment to their team and are the true unskilled shitters, just a fact
>>146750791
Offtopic, but what's the bait ratio with that filename?
>>146750681
on average? maybe like 30%+
It's hard to say, sometimes a situation is going to call for the spam and your acc will take a hit, your career average will be brought down by this.
At the same time, mindlessly firing 24/7 gives your position away.
>>146750828
Oops, there are 8 characters before him, further illustrating my point.
>>146750761
McCree can stun to interrupt ults and can still reliably kill tracer and genji's if you can right click Also McCree is cooler.
>>146750828
>Those winrates
>Time on fire
Ah, hearty chuckle.
>>146750760
His """""vigilante""""" skins make him look like some nerd office worker who raided a costume shop, and his cape looks like it's made out of rubber.
>>146750817
>Epic
Geez it's like I'm on neogaf.
Anyway the game is fun as fuck. A very fun casual game.
>>146750785
Her e can stop most ults. Even Mei's, Zarya's and Hanzo's.
wat do
>>146750873
>play the best heroes
>has bastion and hanzo as most played
Teach me your ways, o wizard of the retarded realm.
>>146750791
But he's so fun... I like hanzo too, but he just isn't the same. No one yells at me for bad POTGs with Hanzo.
>>146750873
bastion shitter trying to justify how shit he is spotted lol
>>146750929
Pick Mercy.
>>146750708
this guy gets it
vanilla mccree is
THE
ONLY
GOOD
SKIN
HE
HAS
>>146750828
>That time on fire
>Those winrates and KDA's
>Have the audacity to shit talk your team
You're just as bad if not worse than them.
One match of average objective time won't change that shitter lol
>>146750929
Play reinhardt, shield them
>>146750938
>>146750932
i dont play this game, but if you think playing the good heroes is bad then enjoy your... whatever the low rank in this game is
>tfw you just wanna win and meme on kids but the world wants you to drop some sick beats
>>146749761
>getting all golds with a loss means you carried and the rest of your team is to fault
>unless it's hanzo or genji, then you're still fully responsible for the loss
/owg/ is pretty retarded sometimes
>>146750929
Rein, obviously.
>>146750929
pick bastion.
>>146750929
play bastion so someone else has to be the cuck
>>146750929
>switch to reinhardt
>throw up the shield
>skill your way to victory
I don't understand how people can actually be bad at Reinhardt, but time and time again I come across it
Stop fucking charging you retard, god damn
>>146750978
>he still hasn't proven his point about being a Genji main
>>146750934
also, this is the person with 2/3 of his time as bastion. not this guy.
>>146750873
>>146750929
pick hanzo
>>146751036
When the shield busts, only one thing to do
And that's to smush somebody before they take you down
Hiding is for pussies
>>146750979
>i dont play this game
then your opinion doesn't mean shit, idiot.
>>146751036
So I'm not supposed to immediately charge into the teeth of the enemy when I reach the objective and leave my team in a predicament? Shit.
>>146751036
Most folks start freaking out if they aren't actively trying to kill something
>>146751076
I understand that, but this guy would just walk to the battle, hold his shield up for two seconds, and then charge
>>146751036
Don't blame players, blame Blizzard for making a hero with so many fun skills yet forcing him to be a walking shield.
>>146750983
It is your calling my son
The monkey life has chosen you
>really hate cawadooty man as far as kit goes
>hes fun as fuck
also is it me or is his sprint ability fucking amazing for repositioning and running away mid fight
MYSTERY MAN HAS THE BEST REVOLVER SKIN
>>146751041
Memeing around but knowing you were so upset you looked up your stats to prove you aren't a Genji main but show you do suck ass at the characters you play the most is enough.
Made me laugh, enjoy losing more games green ninja man
>>146751091
it does, i've already shown that i have intellectual capabilities beyond yours as i wasn't dumb enough to buy this shit game. therefore you will listen to me when i tell you that bastion is a good hero and you are shit if you dont pick him because you want to make some SICK (actually worthless) plays with genji and tracer
Quick ! You have 5 seconds to explain to me why you aren't running Lucio and Mercy in every team composition.
>>146751114
He probably saw too many PotGs of good Reinhardts who sneak in a charge from the side, hammer down, fire wave(?) and then beat everyone to death.
that said, still a shitter. But eventually one has to learn that charging doesn't make you immune to bullets
>playing with higher level people gets so competitive to a point they hatefuly harass each other
thats when you know 10 million copies have been sold
There are more slavs playing this game than I hoped. I thought the price tag would keep them out
>>146751151
no, and that's exactly what it's made for.
"surprise mothafucka, I'm on this ledge above you.
Just kidding, I healed up and I'm behind you"
>>146751174
>it does
wrong, faggot. i didn't even read the rest of your whiny bullshit either, kid. stay mad.
>>146751179
>Mercy is boring so I don't play her
>Lucio is fun but playing the same hero game after game gets boring
>I don't have a friend to duo with
>>146751179
They don't build turrets or set themselves on fire
Who wants to see 12 hard mode soldier bots duke it out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7FS8o0PnJA&list=PLSbBQFh_CUqvyBUI7PA8pD0JmQaW1MaRM&index=3
>>146751179
because no support cant fix everyone being shit at offense heroes
i won with no supports too; everyone was spraying so much that combined we became like a single good player that killed everyone
DED GAME?????
>>146751179
They're boring, and I can't force the pubs to play them.
>>146751221
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>146751258
If you are playing on Americas, half the continent is asleep or is too early to play on a monday when people actually works. I don't know what do you expect
>>146751159
Cool meaningless words, brah. I didn't have to look up my account, because I already knew where it was, dumbass.
Nice try, though.
Continue using your 4chan buzzwords, though.
>>146751031
>>146751000
>>146750993
it went awfully
also, i learned reinhart cannot text chat and maintain his shield
>>146751297
>>146751258
im still getting matches every 3-5 seconds with 15ish being the usual top.
matchmaking feels kinda fucky
>>146751221
Surprisingly, I'm 81 right now and only seen obvious slavs less than a dozen times. And only once I noticed cyrillic in chat.
French, germans, swedes, etc using their dead languages in match chat are much more common.
>>146751325
Keep me up to date on your personal blog about how you get flustured in quick play matches my man
>>146751337
Why didn't you just walk away
>>146751337
maybe back away from the turret, retard
>>146751337
kek
>>146751337
Why didn't you jump + M1?
Why didn't you go somewhere else before typing?
C'mon anon
>>146751337
lol why didnt you just walk away from it, backwards
that brainlag man, you have to relax
>>146751179
Because I don't feel like being a healslut and no one else will do it.
>mfw I finally do play Mercy and everyone trickles in one at a time, dies, and I am invariably killed by a flanker because no one protects their mercy
the payload never stopped moving. They pushed from start to finish without my team ever slowing them down for more than a second or two. It was the absolute worst, most one-sided match I'd ever been in. Every time I came back, I'd get hunted down by the same Genji or Tracer, which everyone would ignore because they weren't attacking them.
>>146751337
Why didn't you walk around the corner?
>>146749253
Git gud. You can't stop shooting like a retard for 2 seconds until he's done deflecting?
>>146751258
Its possible that you have been hit with the "Avoid Player" a lot, which is one of the reasons its being removed, its causing long queues times for good players who get dodged because the enemy got rekt and avoided you
>>146751221
>>There are more slavs playing this game than I hoped.
>hurensohn
>get cancer
>arabic death messages
>korean
>anu cheeki breeki iv damke
RICH CULTURE
>>146751337
Just walk away anon
>>146751337
>>146751258
Sometimes after the end of the match I get faulty auto-search like that. It's better to cancel it and start searching again.
>>146749761
>91°C
Are you waiting for your PC to catch fucking fire? Improve your cooling until it's too late.
>play mercy
>Can just shift through everyone
>boost everyone during big ults
>can just glue to good players and shift to the rest, literally fucking unhittable
>if they die I just press q and we're back at wrecking shit
holy fuck this bitch is busted
>>146751435
"Surely his deflection is done now. Now? ... How about now?"
>3 minutes later...
>genji dashes away
"for fuck's sake"
>>146751519
That looks like a laptop bro, don't judget. Laptop bro with 90+ temps
>>146751469
>>146751408
>>146751405
i was also partly curious as to whether or not the allies would help me out of the situation. wanted to test it out
>>146751253
With that quality and commentary? Not me.
>>146751392
Still haven't explained how I am a Genji main, brah. Inform me when you do, brah.
Hey guys what do you do if youre attack on hollywood and they have a bastion and torb and your team cant deal with it? Like what should I pick to drag my team to get the point? I usually go soldier but he doesnt seem to work that often in this scenario. Anyone got any ideas?
mei players should be beaten irl
>>146751609
Dont play with randoms
>there are people unironically believing that Bastion takes no skill
>>146751609
Play Dva
Spam your ult is ready
Toss your bongo blast at where ever torb is since Dva ult does 1k damage and will destroy anything it touches
Hopefully team pushes in
>>146751609
>pick Pharah
>kill Bastion and turret
>JUSTICE the point
>cap
im doing nofap and everytime i see mei it is torture
>>146751337
and then you go and post it on reddit, you fucking sack of shit
>>146751554
That just means the enemy team is dumb and don't know to prioritize killing you, let alone shoot you out of the air in mid-flight.
Whens PTR closing?
>>146751618
counterpick
>>146751583
>I stuck my hand on this stove
>Why won't anyone else pull my hand away
>Pfft, shit team
>Over there fighting off the enemy team. How callous of them
Posting casual blueberry
>>146751637
The people that believe that are the same people that think he's anything but underpowered.
>How do I counter a stove lul
>>146751695
If they want to make the end-of-month deadline, probably later today. If they still need more testing, maybe next week.
>>146751618
>he can't deal with one of the weakest character in the game
>>146751672
kys
>>146751637
He takes no skill if the enemy team is dumb and doesn't know how to uproot/disrupt a Bastion, but that goes for just about everybody.
>tfw you solo queue into a salty premade
Any one want to help me start a Junkrat and Road Hog genderswap folder?
>>146751715
And another
>>146751703
>>146751725
Mei is easy to deal with on the other team
Impossible to deal with on my team
>>146751598
It's your attitude, anon. You act like you've got an ego as inflated as the Hindenberg. That's the stereotype of 'Genji mains', so that's what you're branded with.
Cancerous
>>146751795
>Road Hog
>>146751715
Did the anon draw friend ever do any more casual heros?
>>146751803
>>146751715
>>146751795
what would your parents say if they knew you spend your free time doing "gender swaps" on fucking video game characters