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Eight Hundred for Haruka Edition
GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
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>Downloads
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>Dioramas
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SK:NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
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>Card Release Thread
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 05/10/16)
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>Card Wiki
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MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
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>Creator's Twitter
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>Yaegashi Nan's home page
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>Senran Websites
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>>146678535
I wanna put a nose hook on her.
I love Asuka!
Happy 800!
Happy 800 nerds, now go to bed
I love Yomi in #800!
i would have had a picture with 800 mirais in it but I didn't realize what thread number we were on
slow the fuck down, losers
Happy 800 Haruka.
Here's your cake.
Celebrating 800 threads with Ryoubi!
>>146679317
We're just having a good time
Woo, 800 threads
Early thread Harupost
Now back to your scheduled memeing
https://twitter.com/kookukon
some weirdo made a haruka origami
Hello everyone. Happy 800!
This poor girl is very lonely. Please be her friend.
BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
Best team celebrates member get!
Been here since thread #10.
How fast time goes.
Don't forget to Rend, Slaughter and Devour the Yoma.
>>146679545
>You will never go to the water park with Ashiya
Happy 800.
I Love Ikaruga
My HATRED FOR EVERY GIRL is multiplied x800 for this thread!
紫800
This thread ias off to a bad startt with that chub in the op imahe.
>>146679545
I'll be her friend
I don't remember how long I've been here.
>>146679545
I love how casually Seimei brushes off Ashiya in her interview
>>146679465
Cute find
I love Homura!
>>146678535
I wanna put a meat hook on her.
I wanna marry Mirai!
>>146680034
I love her too!
>>146680102
No you don't.
>>146680102
>>146680302
>>146680326
I didn't give you guys permission to talk about my wife.
>>146680326
Too late. I just got married to a 15-year old.
>>146680302
I posted her first so she's mine!
You are all invited to our wedding.
>>146680716
You may now beat the bride.
>Miyabi
>Homura
>Renka
>Rin
>Haruka
What kind of girls do I like anons
>>146680479
Let her decide
>>146680476
Is this really what you want to wake up to every morning?
I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much! She's the best!
Happy #800, esskaygee!
>>146681186
I'd rather wake up to a Mirai that cares about me every morning than the thoughts of suicide and loneliness that I have now
>>146681013
Mature and fiesty?
>>146681013
You like the best ones
>>146681013
Good ones and Haruka
>>146681186
Yes, definitely.
An internet research of your profile says that you have been visiting this "general" called /skg/ on a board called /vg/ on a website called "4chan" where you discuss your love for 2D women and "waifu" with other people, is this true?
>>146682172
Yes.
>>146682172
Yep.
>>146682172
My doctor recommends at least six boobs a day to stave off the lingering dread of my own mortality
>>146682172
Yes, sir. I love Yomi!
>>146682172
Yeah.
Happy cinnamon 800, Haruka!
>>146682691
british racism is on the rise
![[screams externally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HfWFFbs.jpg "[screams externally].jpg")
How long have you been here, /skg/?
>mfw early 200's
>>146683164
From around 80.
You all are like my little kouhai.
>>146683164
some time before 500
>>146683164
I can't remember anymore. I think I came here at like thread 250 or something? I know I was here before we had that webm OP with the explosion celebrating thread...300 I think?
Haruposting!
>>146683164
Around 530
>>146682910
Nah it isn't.
>>146683164
I remember one of my posts in the OP in one of the 50th threads, so back then.
>>146683164
Thread #10
At least, i think.
Memory is sketchy.
>>146683413
You said something, kouhai?
>>146683164
Around edition 61
>>146683164
Early 500s I think
>>146683164
I think I came here during the English release of SK2.
>>146683164
At least from the Vita SV release.
>>146683164
Late 500's
>>146683164
Early 200's
>>146683164
Around thread #150. Never thought I'd still be coming here after all this time
>>146683164
This is the first OP I made it into
I think it was in the 40s
>>146683164
i wasn't paying attention to the numbers when i came in so i have no idea.
>>146684581
You've been here for as long as i remember.
You're one of us old timers.
Can they celebrate with us?
>>146683164
same, about 230
>>146685187
>You will never
>>146684581
I remember seeing you as far back as 300
>>146685187
no fuck you and fuck them
>>146684581
You've been around since at least when I joined
I'm now remembering the emergency Bebe aftermath
>>146685356
AND YOU WILL NEVER STOP SADPOSTING!
>>146683661
Sorry, senpai. But for most, I feel that way.
>>146685679
You're right
>>146683164
early 100s, but I missed a bunch in between since I still didn't manage to get the last 2 games
>>146685475
Oh... okay sorry
>>146685737
That's just part of being an old timer
Despite relatively large gaps between you and other old timers, you're still way fucking older than most of the people there
>>146682172
Yes. To that end, I have never been accused of any workplace harassment accusations and as such, I feel like I would fit in well with your team.
>>146685943
Ryouna is best dog
>>146687682
>>146687682
Yep.
>>146687682
She's also a good girl
>>146687887
Disgusting
Appreciating Hanabi! Happy 800!
Haruka is okay on occasions too.
>>146683164
Sometime between 400 and 500.
>>146688105
Where does pirate Ryouna like it the most?In the ARRRRRse
>>146683164
A few threads before SKG 539 I think.
>>146688896
>15 minutes in to dominate and chill and she gives you this look
>>146687887
amazing
>>146689703
That is a terrible looking image.
>>146689819
You're a terrible looking person
>>146689994
I'm talking about the resolution, moron
Hope everyone's day is going well!
Was she autistic?
Fuga is mine.
>>146690590
In what regard? Asuka is one of the most normie girls of the bunch.
>>146690590
There is only one autistic senran. It's Minori.
>>146690590
Asuka is normal!!
Get up you lazybones!
>>146692551
No.
>>146690821
>17 years old
Lies, all of it.
>>146691186
>The only autistic and diabetic senran
Minori is suffering
>>146692551
Bitch I ampracticing singing for /a/.
>>146693106
I blame Kurokage for raising her like this.
>>146690590
She's very much normal and it's charm. She's basically the busty ninja next door.
>>146693897
Minori is NOT autistic!
Happy 800, dorks.
>>146693897
That's actually a really good way of putting it.No wonder she's my favorite Senran.
Picking up Minoriby the ass so you can tongue kiss her without kneeling and make her thighs straddle your waist and her breasts press against your chest!
>>146690103
I'm talking about your face, moron
>>146690590
I think you're confusing her with the people who like her
>>146695009
I don't have a face, idiot.
>>146694915
Picking up Hikage!
>>146694915
Do not lewd
Copulating with Yomas!
>>146695292
Nice try, Hikage has purchased a pair of heavy iron boots and is virtually immovable.Can someone please bring Hikage a chair her feet are getting tired sank you
>>146690590This picture always makes me think that asuka is sneaking in to visit anon late night when he's in the hospital after she's been told by staff or whoever that she's not allowed to but is willing to risk getting in trouble because of how much she loves you
>>146695321
Climbing the wall of minnows naked!
Dragging your D over a hundred minnow faces!
>>146695551
>>146695610
Can't she just sit on the floor?
>>146695321
Minori is built for taking care of like a daughter and loving like a woman.
This is fact.
>>146695802
I fucking hated fighting this guy the first time around, the RNG likes to fuck you sometimes
>>146695610
You're gonna have to take those off sometime.
And when you do it's time for upsies.
>>146695034
How rude.
>>146683164
I'm not sure to remember which thread number it was around February last year. I'd say around 350 since the earliest milestone OP I remember was the Murasaki tower puru puru finish at 400 and the whole Mirai fiasco at 500. I didn't adopt a name until the five hundreds or something.
>>146696135
as soon as you get tired and fall asleep Hikage will just sneak away and then call a tow truck to tow her boots to a new location away from you.
>>146695634
Someone needs to make this into a doujin.
>>146696275
deleted
>>146696275
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>146696114
He wasn't as bad as Kenji.
Bastard loved using Ancient Curse.
>>146696275
[F]
>>146694403
While very fine, she isn't exactly normal (her hikkiness is partially trauma-based and all)
>>146694867
While Murasaki is my favorite, Asuka is very much up there as well.
>>146694403
Murasaki isn't normal
she's one of those weird people nobody ever sees and you aren't even sure if she exists but every time you write her off as a ghost suddenly you see her at walmart buying dvds and then she disappears into her parent's basement again for 8 months
>>146696770
>suddenly you see her at walmart buying dvds
High level shut ins order online!
Somebody say Walmart?
>>146697104
Target is better desu
>>146697104
You bastard I was going to post that. Anyway,
>WELCOME TO WALMART, SON OF MAN!
Asuka is cute and nice but I could never see myself in a relationship with her
She's so peppy, happy and full of energy, like insidiously so.
I just know that someday I'll be having a bad day and Asuka will come try to spend that with me and I'll snap at her for being so happy and nice when I'm pissed off, as most pissed off people do.
And I don't want to do that, I like Asuka
>>146697237
but i thought she quit
>>146696463
What happened?
>>146697104
Hello Kagura.
>>146696021
You take care of her like a woman and love her like a daughter!
>>146697310
Lies and slander by a jealous crafty merchant.
>>146697216
>more expensive than walmart
>less products than walmart
>employees do everything in their power to force you to buy red cards
>murdered Zellers
fuck target, I'm glad they left canada
I do appreciate though that they had employee pagers near the locked products.
In the like, 2 times I went to target to buy vidya I just pressed a button and waited a minute for a employee to come get the game out of the case for me.
way better than having to bust ass around an entire store looking for the one guy with the electronics case key.
but aside from that single, very specific thing, fuck target.
>>146697550
Yeah I just go target for vidya stuff. I go to walmart for everything else.
Obligatory Harupost. Happy 800th /skg/!
>>146683164
Since the founding.
Why are we still here?
>>146697257
It's not easy to be a good man for a girl this nice and cute.
>>146697805
Just to suffer?
>>146697257
>I just know that someday I'll be having a bad day and Asuka will come try to spend that with me and I'll snap at her for being so happy and nice when I'm pissed off
literally Ryouki and Ryoubi
>>146697237
Sorry 'bout that, slowpoke.
>>146697805
To suffer.
>>146697805
If you have to ask that you might be here out of habitlike me
>>146697805
It's good company every now and then.
>>146683164
280 something, or 290 something. I don't remember, but I do know it was before 300.
>>146697930
Thanks for this image you shit. Now it's in my collection again once more.
>>146697453
Then here is she now?
>>146698282
Yer welcome, fuckface.
>>146698407
Yes, here is she.
>>146697805
Because I enjoy the company of you people
>>146698668
What do you mean you people?
>>146699156
you
people
as in you people
don't you consider yourself people?
Fucking Miyabi's huge tits!
So, Naraku works at 7-11?
>>146699291
No, she works at AMPM
Happy 800 threads, /skg/.
Post cakes.
>>146699291
I'm going to marry the pale dwarf at the gas station!
>>146699447
You can't tell me what to do!
>>146699281
we can go bigger than that!
>>146699421
AMPM.
Now there's a name i haven't heard in a while.
Been ages since i've seen their commercials.
>>146699469
I hope you like hand holding while watching movies.
>>146699447
Christmas cake is my favorite.
>>146697805
You guys are good people.Certainly not all the time. But good enough to tolerate.
>>146699447
Rin is very cutevirgin
>>146699281
Imu growing a huge cock to impregnate Miyabi with!
Imu getting too flustered and needing Murasaki's help to calm down!
>>146699613
Of course I can.
>>146699647
How unlucky for since I hate both of those things. I also really hate moles on thighs.
>>146699872
I get the feeling you hate a lot of things.
I've kept up my speed! There's no way she's able to catch up now! I've won!
uh?
WHAT! WHERE DID SHE COME FROM! WHAT SPEED! HOW IS SHE STILL ABLE TO KEEP UP?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqJPxjPjjJE
>>146699709
Holy shit the one cock-free lesbian couple and you want to poison it with a dick.
Senrans are GIRLS, you nerd. They're GIRLS that DON'T HAVE COCKS. They will NEVER have cocks and there's NOTHING you can do about it.
>>146699995
FUCK YOU
>>146699647
>Naraku will never compliment your warm, soft hands
There's that despair again
>>146700289
at some point in Imu and Miyabi's marriage, one of them is going to grow a cock to impregnate the other
this is fact
>>146699447
Couch Cake.
>>146700306
Nothing like waking up in the morning and seeing Naraku eat the food from your fridge.
>>146700596
Is Kagura there too?
>we are out of milk, son of man
>>146700384
Wrong!
They're always going to be girls and only girls. GIRLS! with cute little vaginas and no dumb, gross bulge in their panties.
One of them will get the other pregnant through the power of dick-free ninja magic. NO PENIS ALLOWED.
>>146700290
Thanks for proving me right, buddy.
>>146700306
>tfw my hands sweat alot
What a shame, i'll never experience the joys of hand holding.
Is Asuka there yet?
>>146700583
>this couch is too comfortable
>none of my muscles are being toned
>I wish I wasn't banned from the zoo
>>146700789
She's been delayed by canadian customs
>>146700787
Hand-holding is overrated. The last time I tried it with a girl I got a huge erection and could barely walk. It wasn't anything like in anime.
>>146700942
Getting Daidoujis country wide zoo ban removed and taking her to the zoo on a date!
>>146696021
>give Minori the loli haircut and the gym clothes uniform
>she acts like a little girl but she's a tit "moo-cow" that confuses you
>My mind's telling me NOOOOOOOOO
>But my body
>MY BAWWWWWWWDY's tellin me YEH-HESS!
>>146700942
>>146701589
Going out drinking with Kiriya and both complaining of the multiple sexual advances you receive each day.
>>146700773
Imu and Miyabi are going to start talking about kids and argue over who gets to be the mom!
Imu will say that her dream ever since she was a child was to bear Miyabi's children, while Miyabi wistfully fantasizes about how womanly getting pregnant will make her!
Eventually they start getting into fights over it!Suddenly Imu realizes that fighting over this is terrible and that Miyabi might start to think their marriage isn't working out!Not even half an hour later and Imu already bought a drug off Haruka and is consentually fucking Miyabi's pussy in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation!
>>146702061
Why don't they just impregnate each other?
>>146701373
So which did you listen to?
I want to show Naraku my penis.
>>146702243
Going by the song, the latter
>>146701589
>all black suit in the summer
I feel you Kiriya.
I used to work in a road crew. Whoever thought up the jeans and orange vest dress code for a fucking outdoor summer job can choke on a dick.
>>146702392
Me too.
>>146699447
>You will never princess carry a 30 something, overworked, stressed out, awkward, lonely Christmas cake and spoil her rotten because you love her.
>>146702061
Unfortunately for them though Haruka is a whack chemist and the drug will wear off just before Imu can cum, which will leave her frustrated as she tries to get her load off from her steadily-shrinking futa penis, resulting in eventual frustrated pure yuri lesbian sex with JUST tribbing because neither of them have a pneis.You dick.
>>146702524
Well, I don't
>>146702523
Being Kiriya is always suffering.
>>146702692
Well, I want to rub my dick against her face.
>>146702543
Please do not age Sensei for nothing. She is a beautiful 26 years old supah ninja.
>>146702669
naw Imu is gonna cum all over Miyabi's womb and give her a baby
trust me I know the ufture
>>146702392
I want Naraku to show me hernipples
>>146702912
No you don't!
We must forge a yuri future, anon!
>>146703097
I refuse.
>>146703097
It's still yuri even if one of them needs to grow a big fat cock so they can impregnate the other!
Try as you might but scissoring won't get anyone pregnant!
>>146703097
Leo is going to be mine.
Ginrei will be friend-zoned.
>>146702859
Well, I want to hear her ridiculous movies theories on the couch together.
>>146703025
I want Naraku to jerk me off.
>>146703284
Fuck you, your game was shit.
>>146703347
Not with that attitude! Modern medicine will find a way, anon. There is always a way.
>>146703380
The only friend you'll be making is the tip of this drill!
>>146703408
I want Naraku to sneak into my room in the middle of the night, put on my clothes and beat me up.
>>146703389
>doesn't want to hear Naraku explain how the angry birds movie is an analogy for muslim immigrants
b-but it's a rock solid theory!
>>146703642
How the fuck do you even come up with this shit you spaghetti haired woman?
>>146703642
Can we just go back to watching the opening scene of the dark knight rises?
>>146703571
they want a baby now, anon
plus modern science already found a way!
>>146703642
Well now I have to hear this.
>>146703574
I want Naraku to tease me with her feet.
>>146703948
I want Naraku to sit on my lap and demand that I pat her head
>>146703840
but dicks are gross, anon. Imu hates them! She wouldn't want either of them to have one!
Besides, Imu would want to design her baby's genetics from scratch to start the Eugenics revolution! Simple combination of their genes will not do!
Cuddling up to Naraku on the couch and listening intently to her prattling on about how Holes is the only perfect film adaptation of a book ever made and that no other book-film adaption will ever surpass it!
>Haruka's VA voiced Zelda in Skyward Sword
You learn something new about seiyuus everytime.
>>146704326
Asking Naraku to tell you all of her film theories just to listen to her voice!
Naraku telling you about Shrek's production history and showing you original storyboard animations with Chris Farley's voice over on her phone!
>>146704042
I'd rather push Naraku down the stairs.
>>146702243
I-I don't wanna hurt nobody
>>146704967
Homu is a muslim! She's invading our country and rapes every white senran she can!
>you will never explore the world with a weird ex-shutin and curious demigod
why live?
>>146705394
We live to give the middle finger to the world and to God for not giving us this.
>>146705394
Lil' Kagura is cute
>>146705394
To kill
>>146705613
>>146705613
And sexy!
>>146705823
>>146705394
>>146705613
>Naraku uses anon and loli Kagura to do an indie Léon: The Professional remake on a shoestring budget.
>>146703380
>>146703571
With Leo itsa BOGOGinrei
One time I asked Kagura if she wanted to order some pizza and she agreed, so she came over to my house and I ordered a pizza. The entire time she just sat on the couch looking around anxiously and not really saying anything until the pizza got here.
When it got here and I opened the box she let out a huge sigh of relief. Apparently the dumb bitch didn't know what the fuck a pizza was and got super nervous because she had no idea what she agreed to and was too embarrassed to ask.
