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>>146654518
Someone actually bought 250 Loot Boxes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ap-RGMayeI
Can i get that webm of D.Va playing on consoles against shits, where her mech gets destroyed and 5 enemies simultaneously can't kill her and she calls her mech back, knocks roadhog off the cliff and goes away?
Why do I get matched with absolute retards today? Is it because I am also retarded?
>>146654886
Forced 50.
r8 m3 f4m
>>146654861
>Reaper on Gibraltr
Jesus fucking Christ playing him on defense here is literally easy mode.
>>146654886
Because Blizzard seem to have done what Dota 2 did which was to have largely imbalanced team so that the matchmaking proccess is greatly accelerated.
It'd be nice if there was an option for players to willingly have longer que times for more balanced games. The stomps either way are starting to get boring now.
My new hobby is baiting Torb players by implying they have no skill. They bite
every
fucking
time
>>146654886
The minimum requirement to play a game of Overwatch is a team of 6. Whatever you think you're doing playing solo queue, it's certainly not Overwatch.
Reminder that apparently it's perfectly okay for Symmetra to be statistically ridiculously overpowered because "dude thats all she does just kill le teleporter XD"
>getting 5 gold star with roadhog
I luv this hero.
>watch OW trailer about the museum
>hate how Tracer won't stop giggling
>get the game
>never play Tracer
>one of the first boxes has Tracer potg intro where she laughs
>few boxes later I get the laughing emote for Tracer
fucking zarya gutting when
i am so tired of this fucking whore getting fed charge by my useless team and suddenly she does more damage than a fucking point black reaper landing headshots
>Play Mercy
>Fuckstain Tracer spends all game behind my team harassing me
>Nobody turns around or even attempts to deal with her
>When I try to fight her if she takes damage she runs to the nearest health pack then re-engages me
What the fuck do I do? This is infuriating
>>146657042
>play alot of roadhog
>try to hook people as they move through door ways
>always miss even if over 50% of them are visible
>well guess it's just a luck thing and server side issue
>put another 50 hours into the game
>constantly watch enemy roadhogs hook me through walls and curved corners and other stupid shit
>>146656846
How do you get good with Hanzo without playing him?
Pharah
>>146656859
>>146657040
My problem with Zenyatta is that randoms usually don't even realise that i'm there and as a result never protects me, leaving me wide open for the enemy team to destroy.
>>146657124
switch to Lucio
not even kidding, if your team won't stop her then it's too much trouble to deal with
>>146657124
warn your team mates that a tracer will begin to molest them from behind because you're about to leave and find a better game
remember to heal your tanks, mercy players
>Torb is getting a 30% reduction in Turret damage on Consoles
>Not simply increasing their lock on time on consoles to account for shitty controller aiming.
>>146654518
Stop posting this ugly fucker
>>146654578
How is it even possible to be this autistic
>Open loot box
>three purples fly out
>game found
Why
>Mercy is 37
>Pharah is 32
>Tracer is 26
How come Pharah was the only one too young to join Overwatch? Would have made more sense if she were still in her 20s.
>>146654886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco
>Play Tech Support on Numbani defense
>Attackers push to last
>Say fuck it and keep playing Symettra
>Get tele, enemy gets wiped by a Zarya/Hanzo combo
>Put tele over in the right hand building stairwell so my team has an easy little flank
>Our Reaper takes the tele and IMMEDIATELY calls in all chat for me to be reported for "troll tele"
>Ask him exactly what the fuck he's talking about
>"The tele doesn't go to the cart"
>Why would it go to the cart when our spawn is right fucking there
>"If you take the tele and they're on the cart we lose cause no one's on the cart, it should go near the cart"
>You don't HAVE to take the tele
>"report for troll"
>Spend 5 minutes explaining how flanking works to our REAPER
>Our team is trying to awkwardly tell him they don't mind the tele location
I probably deserve it for playing Symmetra on last but Jesus tapdancing Christ.
>mfw some fucking Hanzo gets the play of the game every fucking game
They're never even impressive plays
>>146657159
I told anon to enjoy the game and he did it, the absolute madman
>>146657064
You have to play Tracer, Anon. It is your destiny
>potg
>it's the same potg you would have gotten as zarya but it's the guy that ulted on top of it
>>146650253
>which golds are you gonna buy, assuming we'll only be able to afford 1-2 per season?
You assume that they'll be available after the season is over. Blizzard will probably retire them and then release a whole new set of golds. Or silver. Or platinums. etc.
I really want to grind ranked for gold weapons but I don't really want to spend 300 e-peen creds per weapon if they're just going to retire their availability after the season's over.
And even if they're available indefinitely, there's nothing stopping Blizzard from releasing a new set of weapons every three months for 300+ wins each. Even if I win 100%, that's still 900-1500 rounds of games per weapon. Even if we're assuming 5 minute rounds, that's 75 hours to 250 hours of play time. Double if we're assuming 50% winrate. If I put my several years' worth of Dota into ranked (according to Steam), then I'd have...6-12 gold weapons.
Blizzard really fucked everyone in the ass with the 300 credit price tag, even if you're only meant to have one gold weapon at the most. I should've seen it coming when they unveiled the loot box system.
QUICK /OWG/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10592257
torb buffs when
"I have a main" fags are the ruin of this game.
And I don't mean playing one hero more than others - that's normal, I pick Symmetra very often, the issue is with the fucks that will always pick "that hero" no matter the team's composition.
It's so fucking EASY to win in this game, but people DON'T want to.
Today I've just had another one of these episodes:
Hollywood attack. Team is pretty okay-ish, except for a Widow (Widow in attack is fucking useless unless you're a quake pro or you already know the enemy team and want to shut down particular heroes. In pub matches it never works 99% of the time because this is never the case, widow pickers just want to be the sniper)
Then our support, Lucio, leaves. I just switch to Mercy then. Another guy joins. He instalocks Tracer - a SECOND Tracer. Guess what happens? Both tracers are shitters, Widow sits back, takes pot shots and dies, our only tank and me struggle to penetrate their defenses and whenever we do we can't hold the point because the two tracers can't hold shit and widow is somewhere else. so we're playing with 3 heroes less, pretty much.
I beg them to change. with 60 seconds left, Widow switches to D.Va, one of the Tracers picks Reaper to help our McCree. Guess what fucking happens? We capture 90% of the point but then we run out of time.
We would have fucking won easily, but nooo, let's pick like absolute shitters. 90% of the times, an attack team needs 2 tanks, 1 Mercy/Lucio, 2 attackers/flankers, 1 anything depending on situation, nobody seems to understand this, even after level 100. Why.
I hate life.
>>146657276
>increase lock on time
>peeking turrets with pharah/widow/whoever is now literally free
Retard
>>146657197
Stick with the main "Ball" of your group, i.e. the especially tanky fellows. Manage your positioning so they're usually always between you and the bad guys.
Zenyatta is usually always played best when your team has a Reinhardt and a Lucio or a Mercy, though. Hide behind Rein's shield and throw Discord on enemy tanks and high-priority targets, and introduce your balls to people's faces.
This game is odd, it's really fun at first but once you care a bit about it and winning it becomes incredibly frustrating since at the end of the day every character has some bullshit "lol i got a freekill" skill.
Best example is Mei, she is completely fucking worthless and probably the worst character in the game yet not a single person likes playing against her because she's frustration personified.
>>146657318
I wish Symmetra's teleport would show a location I'm getting teleported to instead of that blue fog. It's difficult to judge whether you should teleport or not when you don't know where it leads.
>>146657428
Blame mobas
Having a main you try to solo carry with is a common practice there
>team barely manages to win on attack or defense
>then gets completely shit on for the other side
why are so many people only barely competent at one side of this game?
>>146657428
I'm one of those and I will ruin your ranked games.
There's no system in place to stop me too.
>>146657403
>>146654886
>get matched against some washed up Quake pros
Feels good.
>>146654518
look at his ping in the corner, he's got 3ms of lag. Clearly that's the problem.
>>146654578
No they didn't. They're playing the same clip of them opening a box over and over.
Best skin
Best highlight
>>146650253
Zen Orbs for sure.
Not sure about the second. Depends on what Hero I end up playing the most by that time.
Is there a source to see which characters are getting new skins this summer?
>>146657086
I noticed her gun is perfect, it does good damage against armor and shields
likely her beam will get guttered for some kind of hitscan cannon shot
>>146655085
template?
>>146657518
>not the camera correction one
>>146657402
You get a "payout" of Comp Points at the end of every season too. They don't only come from wins.
I think I'm going to be a huge faggot and start playing genji in literally every match until I'm good at him.
Anyone got the clip of lucio moving extremely hihg speed very fast against this guy? >>146654518
>>146657485
>support
>ruining anything
As long as you don't go to KotH, you're fine.
mei is so utterly cancer holy shit
she is so fucking terrible and always ends up losing the game but god damn there isn't a more annoying sack of shit in the entire fucking game
>>146657485
No you won't because I'm not in the shitter tier MMR
>>146657518
Not Vishkar, i can agree on the highlight though
How do black people feel about Lucio
Are there any nigras who play overwatch
Do they want to fuck white overwatch girls or brown ones
Anyone got some tips for getting good with Tracer? She's my waifu but I only have a 42% win rate with her
>>146657430
>wah I don't want a hard counter
oh his turret is already shit against armor heroes.
well I guess
>>146657645
lel, then you should see mei when they realize that you can place walls on the payload
Absolutely unstoppable.
>>146657657
I'll catch up to your MMR one day and ruin your games too.
>>146657572
Was interested about this as well
Which characters are going to get new skins?
>>146657287
She was 27 when they disbanded and maybe her mom wanted her to go through the military first? Tracer is probably stuck at that age because of time shenanigans but her bio also makes it a point of how she was the youngest ever to be accepted into Overwatch's experimental flight program.
>>146657698
Blinks are for mad jukes
Shoot people at point blank because Tracer's damage has some really drastic fall-off at a surprisingly short range
Always try to headshot
>>146657698Play with her lots and lots and lots and lotsand alsoplay with her a bunch.
>>146657403
>this even being a question
Gold pepe lucio is shit. The silver frog one at least has some sort of aesthetic balance.
>>146657639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyAQbdmk2nk
>>146657735
you know that doesnt stop the payload right?
>>146657810
you know I'm talking about attack right
post cute comics please!!
>>146657741
If you exclusively play one hero, even if it is Mercy, you will not catch up.
>>146657789
I want to play with tracer if you know what I mean
>>146657572
No. There's nothing about which characters will get new ones or even when new skins will show up other than "this summer".
>it's a your team wins first round of koth then gets slaughtered the next two because everyone but you apparently doesn't know you're allowed to switch heroes episode
>>146657485
Unless you're shit at Mercy, you can't fuck up too badly by permalocking mercy. It means someone else in the team will switch.
With anything else, maybe not Lucio? Good fucking luck. I want to play Tracer, I haven't been able to in 50 hours of gameplay because there isn't a single match where people don't instalock her or too many attackers to be useful. Sometimes I manage to when I play with friends.
>>146657870
We'll see!
Considering I have a 70% winrate and I literally do nothing. I'm pretty sure I have a method to just automatically get there.
Junkrat is FUN FUN FUN
I'm trying to become effective with D.VA, but I can't get a handle on what does and does not get blocked by Defense Matrix.
Anyone here good with her and have some tips?
>>146657870
how is that possible
I can't think of a game that the teammates would just allow a hard counter to their professional main heal jobber
>imb4 5 hanzo 1 mercy
>>146657789
Well I have 86 hours on her so yeah I've been playing her a fair bit
>>146657430
Also
>Tracer
>>146657485
>>146657923
Junkrat is the only guy I can play and have fun 100% of the time even when losing
I used to feel that way about Tracer but man she just gets instagibbed by so many things nowadays.
>>146657680
Why would black people care about Brazilians?
>>146657430
At least they would be preoccupied with peeking.
Now they can just walk in and deal with it while being fired upon because 30% is a fucking huge reduction.
Tanks can flat out ignore the turrets if they want.
>>146657894
i just dont want to change
if i have decided to play hanzo this game, im playing hanzo this game
>>146657430
yeah what game would EVER put in turrets that have a lock time kappa xd :PP
>>146654578
"I spent tons of cash just for you guys, couldn't have done it without you, now watch this video so I can recoup my money spent!
"
>>146658025
>Junkrat is the only guy I can play and have fun 100% of the time even when losing
my nigga
>>146655085
>hanzo is a sniper
???
Ok guys, I need help. It always takes more than five minutes to find a match as a solo player when the average is like 20 seconds. I've disabled skirmishes and I'm still a low enough rank so finding matches shouldn't be an issue.
Region is Europe. I've been looking around but nobody seems to share the same problem. It's fucking annoying as hell.
>>146658062
>tfw solo queue players are trying hard in my game
Nigga I have a 6-stack for when I want to strategize and try hard and win the objective. If I'm solo queueing with your retarded ass I'm just here to practice shooting arrows, win or lose.
>>146657995
>so little Lucio time
do you hate fun?
>>146657287
Tracer is an outlier and shouldn't be counted when talking about the overwatch timeline.
Are Genji mains always like this?
>>146658145
>7 million players
>Can't find a match
BASED
>>146657959
>Anyone here good with her and have some tips?
Yes, don't.
Learn Zarya. Wait for D.Va's buffs.
>>146658054
For the same reason why Obama used to be called a mulatto or a "perfect mix" representing multiracial America when he was elected (he had a white mother) but later on people started to call him black in order to give blacks some source of pride even though he is not even black and everyone just hushes about it and you are not supposed to talk about it. Blacks associating with an actually black Brazilian seems pretty minor in comparison.
Repeatedly leaving matches early will result in a penalty
>>146657910
MMR isn't calculated by winrate alone.
>>146657840
yes, an attacking mei putting her wall on or in front of the payload doesnt stop it
and how passive aggressive are you that you try and throw my words back at me, dont be a bitch
>>146658190
Oh fuck I've played against that cataclysm guy.
>>146658127
even the game sees him as sniper
>>146657959
just fly around like a faggot and punch people before shooting them, opens up with an extra 80 damage.
>>146657518
Vishkar is superior.
Why is D.Va so cringeworthy? Holy fuck.
>>146657959
>what does and does not get blocked by Defense Matrix.
All projectiles.
PROJECTILES. Meaning anything shot or thrown at you. Not beams (but it does block rmb zarya AND her ult if you stop the initial projectile, same with mei's ult), lightning, or melee attacks. This includes explosives, high noon, reaper ult, and even the initial arrow shot by RYUU GA WAKA TEKI WO KURAU. In fact if you block that arrow, the dragons don't even show up.
>tips
Don't play her as a tank 100% of the time.
No, really. Play her as a tanky flanker or skirmisher. Go around, get in close, your bullets are made of fucking packing foam unless you're right on someone. Hold defense matrix until something bad happens, like Pharah ult, reaper ult, stuff like that, or if your team is pushing, cover them with it. You can completely negate Pharah's ult by looking at her and pressing E.
Be on the move a lot. Boost, get to advantageous points, knock that widowmaker off her perch or get in her face and force her to move. Basically play her like Winston.
>>146657846
If someone could translate this from Japanese I'd be thankful.
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/protatoSalad-1450
what do my heroes played say about me?
any heroes i haven't played that you boys would recommend?
>>146658190
>level 254 genji mainer
holy mother of WHY
>>146658243
>If Zenyatta could throw discord orbs through Reinhardt's shield he'd be the flanker support in the game.
That would make him pretty overpowered, I think.
>>146658343
It says:Baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka
Are they EVER going to fix the gigantic bullshit that is Roadhog's hook or is hooking you behind walls, mid blinks, during Reapers invuln a feature?
>>146658062
>>146658156
know this is bait, but can't wait for ranked to filter the shitters like you out.
>>146658305
just like symmetra is a support and not a defense hero, right?
>>146658274
You fucking dumbass, if you put the wall ON TOP of the payload, the wall moves with the payload.
It means you get a free shield that makes almost all enemy characters irrelevant.
Alternate between wall and shift and you have a mei that is essentially always pushing the cart. She's doing Reinhardt's job better than Reinhardt in this case because she has a 50% duty cycle and doesn't die in between cycles.
>>146658448
nothing in ranked stops you from fucking around
>implying you are not silver forever anyway
>>146658448
>if you're not winning you're not having fun
Can't wait till ranked to quarantine the sweaties like you
>they nerfed fucking TORBJORN before Mercy
jesus christ
i haven't played wow in so long i forgot how incredibly incompetent blizzs balance teams are
>>146658537
what?
>>146658448
>Thinking that shit isn't going to happen in ranked
>>146658537
only on consoles, you ding dong
>>146657885
I want to play with TracerAnonlots and lots if you know what I mean
>>146658145
That's normal if you aren't average. If you're pretty good or pretty bad, you'll end up close to one of the extremes of MMR and it'll take longer find players near your skill.
>>146658420
would it affect Reinhardt shield?
zen feels so bland due to his fragility and lack of mobility, it makes sense to allow a shield bypass on the discord orb as much as it would improve his mobility or tank
>>146658537
On console you dumb mouthbreather.
>>146658345
> 30 hours McCree
I've stopped here.
>Steamroll one game
>Get steamrolled the next
>Repeat
I don't fucking get it man.
>mfw shitters here think they're so highly rated that they'll be in the `upper echelon of online play`
I can't wait for people to suffer immensely in ranked games and eventually burn out but keep playing because they spent 500EUROS buying crates for their waifus.
>>146658537
Only on inferior gaming platforms anon-senpai
>>146658576
Why are you so obsessed with that boy
>Mercy mains
>>146658665
Sometimes you land yourself as a solo player in a large 4-5 man group.
Those groups are always filled with tryhards.
>>146658320
I hate everything about her character. At least Reaper is ironically edgy.
I get none of those vibes from D.Va. She's just pro gamer gurl XDDD
>>146658537
If Mercy is dead she is not healing. If she is not healing your opponents die. If she is not healing she is not charging her ult. If she is not charging her ult she is not rezzing. If she is not rezzing you should be winning.
Stop feeding her ult by attacking the hero she is healing. Switch to Tracer or Genji and kill her over and over and over. Even McCree works well for this.
>>146658650
29.5 hours of it were pre-nerf if that helps
>>146658576
No. Explain yourself, love.
>>146658707
N-Not all mercy mains...
>>146658707
#notyourshield
>>146658665
Do you think if you get steamrolled one games you'd wanna hang around as opposed to finding a new batch of players?
>>146658627
I feel like it would make characters like Tracer, Genji, and Reaper too strong when coupled with him. He could send an orb on to Reinhardt and they could melt him super easy, leaving the whole enemy team exposed.
Besides, most people can't stand directly behind the Reinhardt anyway. Lots of people run ahaead of him or too far to the side, so I can discord them pretty easily.
Payload is pointless, everyone knows how to lock down the first point, defense always wins
>>146658672
>there are no girls on the yadda yadda yadda
this is how you soundvirgin
>>146658738
hey look it's the mercy abuser again
>my required core pick in every lineup is totally balanced! it's fair for my ult to resurrect people in aoe every 30 seconds while being unstoppable (unlike every other ult in the game)!
>>146658343
>Panel 1
Lucio: Hi Hanzo!
>Panel 2
Tracer: Lucio and I recently netflix and chill'd all of Naruto Shippuden! Look, we know all the hand signs! We see you doing them all the time so we thought you'd be proud of how kawaii we are! We were hoping you could teach us some jutsus!
>Panel 3
Lucio/Tracer: Onegai~! *translator's note, Onegai means please
>Panel 4 - 10
Hanzo: Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
>Panel 11
Bunch of weebshit, I don't know.
>Panel 12
Text Box pointed at Skillcowboy: Prefers the first season to shippudenFor real though, they are talking about naruto and that's sasuke's fireball jutsu shit. They're fucking asking him to teach them handsigns.
>>146658665
Advice: when you clearly stomp the face of the ennemy team: leave after your victory.
>>146658707
I don't understand.
Why would anyone pick Mercy and not heal?
What would they even do?
Play D.va if you want to fire a peashooter. Play Zenyatta if you want to buff damage.
What's the fucking point?
>there are ASSFAGGOTSfags in here RIGHT NOW who think their maymays apply to this game and actually think forced 50 isn't real
Explain yourselves, ASSFAGGOTSfags
>>146658879
>30s
Pffbthaha.
It's 15 seconds. All you have to do is kill the mercy or maybe not kill everyone on the same spot.
>>146658875
girls r gross xP
>>146658875
>le ure a virgin insult
literally the first thing girls resort to on the internet
it's like they can't think past their cunts
>>146658492
>Stand in front of cart and contest
>It stops moving
>No one behind can do shit about it
>Have rest of team flank cart
>>146658940
Well, can you?
>>146658875
>Obsessed with online person you will never meet
>I-If you don't obsess over anything with a vagina that gives you attention, you're a virgin!
Sounds pretty beta to me
>>146658672
See: >>146658875
Also she'sbeautiful
>>146658767
Well ummm firstly I'd like touse your imagination
>>146658962
>place wall behind chucklefuck that thinks he can stand in front of the cart
>he dies sad and alone
>tfw the patch is coming June 31stJune ends on the 30th too...
>>146658901
T-Thanks.
>>146658920
Because they are Mercy mains, they actually think of them as above their teammates. They think they are the best and the reason they win and if they lose it's never their fault.
That's what Mercy players are.
>>146658924
The great thing about this reasoning is that no hero ever can be overpowered due to it.
>Dude McCree is bullshit
>JUST KILL HIM LOL
So I guess to have perfect balance in your game all you have to do is make non-invulnerable characters! This also makes Zenyatta the most OP because his ult turns him immune.
>>146659002
That's not going to happen if the wall is already up
>>146658987
Thanks for the laugh broseph :^)
there should be a grace period of like 20s where you can leave after backfiling
this shit is pissing me off to no end
>>146658976
>N-no u!!
Christ, you're such a vapid cunt.
>>146659059
You don't have to do it immediately.
It's payload. You have all the time in the world to be dealing with chucklefucks.
I sometimes ask myself, tracer runs around a lot, like really she is sprinting most of the time, not to mention how taxing on the body time travel must be even when restricted to short bursts or rewinds. To add to this point, most of overwatch's landscapes seem to be bright sunny maps in the middle of summer.
The point I'm getting at here is that Tracer probably builds up a lot of sweat with her antics, but how does it smell? So far I've imagined it as a sort of gentle wafting odor, but with a distinct hint of femininity, nothing pungent or musky, that would not be like her. Tracer is an athletic and lively woman, her scent should reflect these attributes.
But perhaps her suit also imparts its own attributes to her smell, a sharp acidity from latex or perhaps a more deep mellow taste of rubber? These things while present in the overall inhalation of her perspiration, would only accent her smell, they would not overpower her odor.
This inclusion of her bodysuit however does lead me onto another topic that I feel is criminally unexplored, as the outfit is quite form fitting and does appear to be made of synthetic material. How much does Tracer's outfit stick to her skin? Is it pliable but noticeably damp or would the removal be more akin to pulling off some adhesive from her skin?
Furthermore, how does her sweat interact with time travel? Would it be possible to wipe her sweat on someone, and repeatedly recall until they were completely covered in her delicious excretions? If however her sweat is recalled with her, then it should be possible to taste the exact same beads of her dew over and over again, it would be like pure bliss, a fountain of heavenly desire. Tracer would be able to fight off the evils of the world, and allow her beloved to drown in the pleasures of her own body, perfectly preserved in time as droplets of divinity.
These are some of the things I wonder about Tracer, does anyone else feel this way or am I alone in this?
How hard it is for someone to ask Jeff what he means by "this summer"?
Can't we just get a date?
Mercy fags.
Give me one good reason why Mercy's ult should not be canceled by death.
It better not fucking be "ayy lmao just kill her so she can't build her ult xdd"
>>146659109
>>146657124
At times like this.. fuck playing support and go full pub mode and pick zarya or mccree and shit all over that little faget
>>146658879
I play a lot of Mercy and I am giving you solid advice on how to deal with her. You can ignore it and whine if you want, that's fine. Or you can take my advice and get less pissed off about a character who is way less OP than you think.
Playing speednigga in a pub almost feels like cheating.
The sight of my teammates covered with break it down shield and amped up with speed booooost swarming the control point is filling me with joy.
>>146659109
Thank you for spacing your shitposts properly.
>>146659162
>Give me one good reason why Mercy's ult should not be canceled by death.
I don't understand the question. It can't be cancelled because it's not channeled.
>>146659101
don't respond, they don't grasp the concept of people having interests that don't revolve around sex gossip and tv
>>146659123
>what he means by "this summer"
Some time before September 22nd.
>>146658837
It could be too much of a hard counter to Reinhardt but a excellent support to offense heroes
feels like he really should have free floating. would really reward high risk moves.
>>146659123
>How hard it is for someone to ask Jeff what he means by "this summer"?
Why don't you ask him?
>>146659162
it used to require the whole line to be said, and no one ever got it off, making her ult completely useless.
>>146659202
It'll probably be September 22nd but this makes it sound closer than just saying September 22nd.
![Pgfpvd[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/mcICj37.jpg "Pgfpvd[1].webm")
will this get patched? defending anubis is free
>play on ps4
>2-4 torbjorns
>2-4 junkrats
>every game
Is it time to finally build that pc?
>>146658537
Why would Mercy need a nerf
Oh right you're shit, your team is shit, you can't figure out that support dies first. Sorry.
>>146659189
>STEP RIGHT UP
>Skate up to McRee and speed boost him
>>146658343
>Hi, Hanzo!
>You're a ninja like your brother, right? Show us some cool trick!
>Genji showed us some trick called smoke screen. If you don't mind, could you do it too?
>PLEASE!
>Fine. Step back a bit.
>Doing the same as Genji doesn't sound like a bad idea, but...!
>[CHANTING INTENSIFIES]
>Huh? What is Hanzo doing?
>KATON, GOUKAKYUU NO JUTSU
[Literally a Nurutu thing]
>How's that?
>Oh... was it no good?
>A-A...
>AMAZING!!
>Um...
>HOW DID YOU DO IT!?
>Well...
>TEACH US!!
>Calm down.
>YARE YARE
>(Happened to be in front of the fireball by coincidence)
FIN
>d.va rockets to the point on illios
>gets pushed into the well immediately by lucio
>it's the potg and I get to see it again
>>146659101
>>146659198
Oh, so you know me?
You know shit and are personally attacked when some dumb cunt is mentioned? I fucking pity you for your empty lives.
>>146659162
she should be able to revive herself with her ult
>>146659123
It means he doesn't have an exact time frame besides "hopefully before Fall".
>>146659382
you let everyone know what kind of person you are with >>146658875
>>146659283
Does he have a twitter-mail or he just check the forum sometimes?
>>146659361
that well map is retarded
>>146659123
Blizzard as a company tells all of their project teams to keep shit as secret as possible until the last minute.
It wasn't until the HotS team openly ignored this to share their thoughts on balancing, community, upcoming changes and features that they started considering otherwise.
I imagine the only reason the Overwatch team is allowed to do these commentary videos is because Ben Brode's ones for Hearthstone always get loads of attention despite them just highlighting how he's so incompetent.
Release dates however Blizzard still hates because if their marketing department makes a decision everything changes to fit that decision.
>>146659183
Well that's really good advice, I'd never have thought to beat Mercy you should kill her.
Any other SECRET tips only Mercy mains like you know? I heard if I press M1 it shoots my gun and this does damage to the enemy, can you confirm?
why do i keep getting put in what I assume is US servers when I am from Australia? Am I just too good for Australians?
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>Try to headshot McCree
>He gets speed boosted by Lucio
>Shielded by Zarya
>Dva walks next to him with defense matrix
STOP
STOP
STOP
YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO WORK TOGETHER LIKE THIS
>>146659361
>reapers poofs over to the ledge on lighthouse
>just knocked someone off as the great ape
>free environmental kill
>do it again to him in the well
>get the environmental kill Winston card
neat
>>146659331
>It's a "I am completely retarded and have no idea how the game works but I'm going to spout my retarded opinion to feel good" episode
nice one anon i like it
>>146659349
I MEAN THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT I SAID IN >>146658901
Fuck you anon, I just couldn't read the kanji because I get distracted practicing moonrune!
>>146659382
I don't need to personally know you to see that you're a vapid cunt who resorts to "No u" and "YOU DONT KNOW ME!!"
rein's hammer has a fucking stupid vertical range
>>146659414
Yes, because spouting memes is the essence of life. Sorry, I forgot about this your holy memegrace
>>146657680
Don't you mean Winston?
>>146659431
You're a fucking idiot, you know that? Counter her with Tracer, Genji or McCree. Stop feeding her ult. Take it or leave it, and I am sure you are going to leave it because it's easier to bitch and moan like a fucking child instead of doing something to correct your failure as a player, and as a human being.
>>146657627
I did this for two days straight
It absolutely fucking nuked my mmr, but now my Raiden is pretty good
It's worth it
>>146659162
because it's balanced like it is.
Only thing I'd add is some kind of visible aura to mercy when her ult is ready, so shitters see shiny colour, shoot shiny colour, ooga booga.
Literally the only problem with Mercy is people being too shit to SHOOT THE FUCKING SUPPORT FIRST, so they learn the hard way - by losing.
>>146659183
>play Tracer
>kill her over and over
>I die and she's alive by that time
>they push, die, and Mercy ults
>DEFEAT
>>146658447
2 0 T I C K
Stop peeking him you retarded faget, also turn off killcams and get over that you're terrible
>>146659109
Are people actually ssying Mercy is OP? Lawdy.
>people will never stop posting Mercy is OP until Blizzards shits on them just like they did with the Bastion crying
>Bastion shitters so upset they try to blame another hero that's generally subpar except for her ultimate
Mmm. Feels good. I can't wait for the next hero people gravitate to bitch about that isn't anything special. Will it be Reinhardt?
>>146659109
this meme has really been run to the ground my man
they need to nerf genjis ult somehow it's a fucking death sentence from anywhere on the screen for mercy
>>146654578
for the last time, dog, stop shilling your horrible vid in every single thread.
>>146659162
omg you entitled price is it not sufficient I can't rez myself when ulting healing is hard i need to press 2 buttons and fuck off behind a wall how hard is it to main tracer against me you can't just shoot her with the healing beam and my genji is too important to kill tracers why can't mercy get a buff
>bomb jumping through the air as Junkrat
>get sniped and die while I'm flying
>my death bombs fall half a mile to the ground, directly on top of a Lucio, and deal 100% to him
Well that's a fine howdoyoudo
>>146659560
Oh god I'm legit laughing now, you're getting so invested over somebody calling out your waifu.
So I just never hit anybody on the enemy team (so she can't build ult). What other great advice do you have? Pick Mercy myself? Maybe dodge the game? Come on man, I need your god tier advice.
Look dude it's fine if Mercy makes your peepee feel funny and if you play her because free wins are fun but you're really trying to argue something quite retarded here. But keep going, I'm having fun.
Anyone wanna stack? Godly Mei player here.
>>146659696
>100% pick rate in competitive
>s-she's not OP!
>>146659508
I think there's at least three people saying the same thing here
If the enemy mercy is a pain in your butt, stop being attached to your hero (unless absolutely necessary) and pick something that rapes mercy in the butt
a half decent tracer will shut down mercy HARD.
If you can't switch (i.e. you're the only support) then beg your team. If your team doesn't listen - well, good luck - this is a team game, if the enemy has a better team (keeping their mercy alive is "being a better team") you lose. Happens. Don't cry so hard for nerfs when the fault lies in your shit team.
>>146659515
You are repeating yourself. Care to read a book sometime?
>>146659749
Just conc blast him away when he dashes.
>>146659749
Genji's ult is already incredibly disorientating.
How the fuck do you nerf that?
Imagine playing this shit in VR.
Every time you activate Genji's ult, you throw up.
If Genji killed you with his ult, it's probably because he gave you the reacharound, and you would've been dead anyway.
>>146659676
you're retarded if you think her ult isn't broken as shit
>>146659307
No because the hitbox for your head still peeks out over the bridge even if enemies can't actually see your head.
>leave game because fuck numbani
>get put back into the same exact game
>5 times in a row
>matchmaking
>Mouth breathers who can't counter X hero complain
>X mains come and act like they're fucking God's gift to this game's community
>Rampant shitposting arguments ensue
This shit happens way too fucking often.
>>146659794
back to /lolg/ and /d2g/ for you
>>146659796
No dude you don't understand, you're supposed to never hit anybody on the enemy team and use the hidden character "mercy counter" who is that character that presses a button and the enemy Mercy instantly dies.
She's totally balanced, I win with her because I am a very skilled player. All you have to do is shoot her.
T. totally not a Mercy main
>>146659796
How many single target powerful healers are in this game? Right, only Mercy. That's why she's picked you idiot.
>CARS HAVE WHEELS, WHEELS ARE PICKED 100% OF THE TIME, NERF WHEELS
get good
>>146659882
genji is that character
>>146659904
>>146659835
just wait like 5-10 seconds, m8
Zarya is such a bully. She loves to steal other tanks lunch money. I love her.
>>146659806
why are you guys fucking arguing this anymore do you guys realize mercy is a fucking required pick in EVERY SINGLE COMP at competitive level
i mean the best players in the world pick her every single time
i guess these guys don't realize you can just lolpick tracer and b eat her every time guess they're garbage after all mercy is underpowered please buff
i mean
come the fuck on now
nobody gives a single fuck about her healing or damage boost the problem is that she can be ulting every 30 seconds
>>146659835
All maps are shit in this game. What's wrong with Numbani?
>lose
>have 25 eliminations
>can't understand why he lost
>just plays genji all day
>>146659696
I just added a guy who was a fucking monster with Reinhardt, so probably. But more likely they will bitch about Zarya because they can't stop shooting her for two fucking seconds, or focus fire, destroy her shield and melt her.
>>146658190
>mfw your MMR is so low you actually got matched with this guy
>>146659904
>She's subpar except for her ultimate
>PEOPLE PICK HER FOR HER SICK HEALS
wow can't even hold your point for two posts...
>>146659904
who fucking uses wheels on a car
everyone has hover cars
wheels are for cunts
>join game
>it's nepal
>we all pick our dudes
>one guy left all we need is a support
>he goes genji
>we already have a genji
>someone calls him out in chat and tells him to go support
>he actually does switch
>zenyatta
>we get fucking slamjammed by the actual enemy composition as predicted
>i switch to lucio to try to salvage it
>press tab
>he went widowmaker the second I went support
>level 139
I don't understand how you can play this game for that long and still not grasp the absolute basics
>>146659828
There's a lot of retards then. How many times do people need to explain to you that Mercy charges her ult only through healing a lot, and if she dies, she's not healing?
She's powerful when you let her pop the ult over and over and over. Even then, there's a LONG ASS wait time after people are ressed so if your team is HALF FUCKING DECENT you keep a team wipe ulti ready for such occurrences.
You don't?
You let the enemy keep mercy alive?
You keep letting her charge up by shooting the tanks she's healing instead of her?
Great. Enjoy your butt rape.
>>146659828
Yeah reviving x1 person is HAX
>>146660017
derp
>>146659865
;_: I just want to carry people to free wins on owg.
>>146660014
>just like kill the enemy team and save all your ults for the revives and just like don't hit anybody so she doesn't ult she's totally balanced i swear please dont nerf my crutch please please
this is getting pathethic by now rofl
Do we have TF2 Engineer Mains here that cry about Ubercharge being OP because their sentry stronghold gets blown up?
>>146658364
>>level 254 genji mainer
he's level 54 anon...
>>146660008
From level 50-100 I picked whatever the team needed and found I played tank and support 95% of the time
Now I just play whoever the fuck I want. I KNOW how to "win" by picking someone I don't want to play, I've done it for 50 fucking hours. I'm not doing it any more, you assholes can pick around me, I'd rather play someone I like and lose than play someone I don't and win.
>widow + hanzo on attack team
>both too shit to deal with the enemy widow
>neither change the whole game
At this point, I gave up healing their dumb asses and switched from Lucio to Winston. I was the only healer and I stopped giving a fuck.
>level 50
>regularly get matched with 100+
>sometimes even 200+
This can't be right, right?
I'd understand matching me with level 70 people, but people who are literally more than 4 times my level?
