>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>CURRENT TOURNAMENT : THE INTERNATIONAL 2016 REGIONAL QUALIFIERS
Preview: http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/510717-ti6-regional-qualifiers-preview
Stream: https://www.twitch tv/beyondthesummit
Liquipedia: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2016/Main_Qualifiers
Dotabuff: http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4664
VODS: https://www.youtube.com/user/beyondthesummittv/videos
>BETTING
Cosmetic Items:
www.dota2lounge.com
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
PREVIOUSLY ON DEE TOO GEE
>>146595775
First for Secret first seed
first for singsing
he will be back~
can you guys stop being so sexist and rude to the female talent at bts, they're trying their hardest and it isn't fair for them to be criticized so hard
first for Artour's manseed
BEESA
When's our boys /vg/ gaming playing?
WHY CAN'T ANY FUCKING STUDIO HAVE DECENT IN-GAME AUDIO? ALL OF THEM KEEP CUTTING OUT.
JUST FUCKING FIX YOUR IN-GAME AUDIO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YO!
it was lookin' like the start of another epic forced 50 adventure but thankfully my boy banehallow stepped in to settle things.
>>146618028
>unironically being a badman
>>146617964
but anon how could my gf also be yours it doesn't make sense
>>146618070
/beyondthesummit3
soon
can you FUCKING IDIOTS stop holding posts when we get in the new range? It's why we have thread wars / janny deletes because we literally have to wait like 40 mins for you shitters to post 25 memes
>STORM SPIRIT
LET THE FUN BEGIN
>>146618087
are you watching in game? i had trouble yesterday, casters were cutting all the time
HAHAHAHAHA
>>146618149
>GOD TIER
One on far left
>GREAT TIER
Second from far right
>MEH TIER
2nd from the left
>Maybe with a bag on their head
Far right
>OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Middle
I wonder what the combined MMR is of ODpixel and sir action slacks
>>146618210
Trying to, but fuck it.
I really wish whoever is in charge of this miserable in-game audio gets his testicles ripped off bare hands and then force-fed to him.
whats going on
>EU is a tier 1 region
>>146618149
Second from the right is mine.
>>146618279
>virgin tier
you
>>146618279
i'm so glad to share a thread with QUALITY posters like (you)
>>146618325
it's network problems nigger, not the studio
>MVP
>OG
>NewBee
>LGD
>Team Liquid
Is this the most competitive TI yet?
>>146617912
I just scrolled up
RIP /scv/
guess that means >we rapefugee now
>LD just closed the predictions and refused to make any
Fuck you too man
GOD DAMMIT
I WAS TOO BUSY SHITPOSTING TO ENTER MY PREDICTIONS
VALVE WE SERIOUSLY NEED MORE THAN 60 SECONDS FOR THIS SHIT
>>146618087
>>146618210
>he has the chance to watch in-game
>he still subjects himself to the cancer that is the dota 2 casting scene
for what purpose
This is a 10/10 in amurica
>>146618591
to listen to slacks cast. top notch color commentary
>valve does a collab with GW for warhammer fantasy themed items
>barely any heroes are righ' and propah orky enuff to 'ave gud hatz
>le forced 50
>le shitskins in muh games
>le dunning kruger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF_FSF41aDI
>>146618564
how bad did I mess up
>>146618597
GrandGrant?
Yea.
why the fuck is this john candy sounding faggot casting?
>>146618437
lol
og is the clear favorite and liquid is the only team with a real chance against them. that's it
people always pretend random meme teams have a chance
>>146618734
that's me dude...
>>146618591
I can't even fucking tab out to shitpost as I do, because thanks to Valve's excelent coding, and my shit PC, I drop like 10 FPS every time I alt-tab
>>146618734
Because he appeals to the reddit crowd.
>>146618734
wqho the fuck is johnc andy
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Hey
>>146618762
>he doesn't remember Orange's run
kys my man
who /ibu/ here?
when will we see a female(preferably one that was born with a vagina) play at the professional level of dota?
Hey
>>146618849
can you draw sheever as a horse with a giant horse cock
>>146618826
you redditors really need to kys
>>146618884
Probably never because doturds and most doturd players are such undersexed spergs that they couldn't handle being within 10 feet of a girl for hours a day without whipping it out.
>>146618762
EG is back with a dumped Aui replaced with the far superior Zai
If you don't think TI is the ultimate place for the favorite to get trashed you're wrong.
>>146618363
UH EXCUSE ME
ITS UK, EASTERN EUROPE AND EU IN THAT BRACKET OK
CHECK YOUR NA PRIVILEGE
>>146618849
Draw more of based fit spectre
>>146618889
filtered
>>146618884
Never.
Whatever team she's on will tear itself apart over romantic drama.
>>146618884
When streaming like a slut is not as profitable as winning shits.
So never.
>>146618884
they tried that once for a showmatch at SL
"pro" female teams were literally worse than 1k players
>ganks someone
>kicks her PC so hard it shuts down
>>146618849
Draw Faceless Void with Mushi's face please.
>>146619049
Link?
>TI fucking qualifiers
>less viewers than Overwatch
uhhh dotards?
>>146619012
not if she dresses up like a boy and has her entire team thinking she's a boy until one day the position 1 carry catches her coming out of the shower at their TI bootcamp and they start having a secret romance and the rest of the team think the two are becoming gayfagswould make for an amazing kdrama desu
I'm sick of this game, how beginner friendly is Starcraft 2?
>>146619141
classic bts
idk how thinks hiring them is ever a good idea
>>146618849
this but WR face
>>146619141
4 am in Englandistan and 5-6 am in the EU
>>146619141
>Terrible casts
>Tier 3 teams playing
>Multiple streams, all of them which have shit-tier casts
I wonder why
this drone is rigged
>>146618849
draw some pepe
>>146619124
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XUQ4mFZPTY
>>146619190
valve*
>>146619141
reminder that if 2GD and adbc were here hosting the EU Hub with kitty cam we would be the #1 stream on twitch
even my mother thought that shit was cute.
They could've gotten Liquid and OG players to hang out, it would've been amazing.
>>146619156
That sounds more like a doujin desuwould fap. Tomboys are the cutest.
>>146618884
who is she?
how do YOU build terrorblade?
>>146618849
drawwhatever you feel like drawing, qt. in fact you don't even have to draw anything if you don't want to :3
>>146618849r63 slark cum inflation
>>146619346
Rush Manta
>>146619367
>telling an artist not to draw and this not imprve his talent
stupid anime neet how do you think ur nip artists draw those fake girls so well?
>>146619346
I miss zai broodmother so fucking much
Easily the best brood in all pro dota
>>146618849
draw some Tracer x Windranger desu
>>146619436
>fake girls
umm excuse me
>>146619448
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146619507
I spilled ink on the final drafts, sorry redoing them
>Chinese games are starting
thank GOD, I didn't want to watch this SEAshit anyway
oppa, when does esports start?
>>146619507
>he still reads comics
Grow up, fag.
>>146619595
>The best game, VG.R vs VG, is casted by Lyrical
I really want to learn to speak russian so I don't have to deal with this shit
>>146619320
My father thought James is an ass.
>>146619603
>not learning a foreign language with comic books
>>146619597
I'm way too young to be your grandpa, qt ;)
>>146619715
your father is a beta cuck
>sheever and siractionslacks realize the real free check is in casting
>so they get gorman to get them free casting spots so valve invites them to ti
rofl
honestly fuck this scene
>>146619597
>tfw Project Feet was a failure because of a fucking turncoat.
>>146619776
try again with less memes
>>146619801
Doesn't casting literally pay just minimum wage? That's what I've always heard.
fucking BHC
>>146619801
Sheever doesn't know shit about dota either, her casting solely on a level of knowledge is total ass
At least SAS tries to be entertaining, she puts in no effort or insight.
>>146619908
yea pretty much
but you work what like 20 days total the entire year
>>146619908
DELET THIS
>>146619875
your father is a pussy
>>146619908
Yeah that's why an economics professor takes off work to come cast.
So oppa, what's your MMR?
>>146619908
it does
but its still more than not attending any events like sheever
>chinese doto starts
>hype
>Naga Siren
>>146620021
plastic
>>146620021
Why not just get a real doll?
>gookposting
REMINDER TO IGNORE GOOKSHITTERS AND STARCRUMPETS
WHAT THE FUCK THIS MULTICAST IS THE WORST IDEA EVER
>>146620101
watch vg vs vg my man
or fnatic vs wgu
>>146619748what program are you using to read the manga pls no bully
>>146620101
>chinese doto starts
so can i just jump between games to put as many predictions as i can per round and then go back to watching the game i want ?
>>146619448
~__________~
>>146620102
Remember when someone posted pic related on a Real Doll forum looking for the model?
>>146619908
I mean think about it
lumi works like two times a year for less than 30 days basically bullshitting talking about nothing
and he gets prob higher than working an entire year 40 hours a week every day
its a sweet gig
>VG vs VG.R
>Rylai thinks I won't get buffed next patch
I'm ulting ur ass every time I see you
>>146620448
>tfw ywn befriend das juden
>>146619448
this kpg trashposter is everywhere
>>146620448
lmfao no he does not
>>146620417
Dotards, who is the IdrA of dota?
>>146619908
ODPixel said that the average online cast is 20 dollars a game, so 60 dollars for a best of 3, but events can get you thousands
>>146620417
evu~~
>>146620021
>no tiddies
fuck you
>>146618849
draw some sfw
SO, what are we watching ? No fuckign chance in hell i'm gonna stay on sheever's stream
Is slacks our guy?
>>146620573
arteezy no doubt
>>146620665
VG vs VGR
>>146620665
I'm watching /vg/ Gaming versus Vici Gaming Reborn in-game but the audio on the casters keeps fucking cutting out
>>146620573
PPD
>>146620573
artour
>>146620573
Would have to be someone that
>ragequits games early
>loud and obnoxious
>nerdy and gay
>tier 3 player
Ritsu or Yawar
>>146620704
slacks is literally reddlt in human form
>>146620705
>>146620780
they don't really whine about balance or call gg when they fuck up an ancient stack
SHADOW
FIEND
Slacks and Thorin are our guys fuck off contrarians
>>146620021
Hey nuna want some chapssaltteok?
>>146620960
>likes notorious contrarian
>tells contrarians to fuck off
I want grant to pee on me
>>146620960
hey you browse reddit too? high five bro!
>oracle meta
how do we feel about this?
>>146620021
asians are hideous tbH
>>146620960
t. "I only use it for news" Redditor
>>146621086
It's more the Terrorblade meta i'm un-used to
>>146621037
>nuna
Daebak!
Why is getting (You)s during this time always so easy? I think it's because the subhuman seamonkies are waking up and starting to post.
>>146621086
pubshitters will realise he's OP as fuck now
>play warlock because I'm tired playing lion
>lose because the hero is dogshit
doturds?
>>146621118
Irespect your opinion
>>146620219
what am I looking at?
Why Attacker uses words like "cock", "nigger" etc.? Listens to indie folk Life is Strange music and so on.
4chan told me that muslims are not like this.
Uh Dotards OUR GIRL Autodestruction is casting IG vs Wings right now
>>146621339
Gooks trying to appear white.
>>146621339
Kelly Milkies' sisters
>>146621401
who
Who watching /toyota/ here?
>>146621384
why are you watching some pubstar when OUR LITERAL GUYS BURNING AND ROTK ARE PLAYING END YOURSELF
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY THE FUYCK DO PEOPLE INVITE FUCKING BLAZE TO THINGS
>no weeaboo dotard slav gf
why even live
also all of the Chinese games are lagging horribly for me in client, I can only watch the SEA games. I don't understand why.
>>146621498
>DotA TV shit itself in the VG/VGR game
nice fucking game dotards
>>146621448
russian 6k goddess
Suppose i skipped over the whole lost thing because it was too mainstream
Would it be worth watching now?
>>146621249
I don't know, but it's so fucking easy, just be confident in your shitposts and you'll always get FREE (You)'s
>>146621498
>>146621593
why is lada_850 so based lads
>>146621285
Thanks Iappreciate it
>>146620573
arteezy
>>146621618
No, if you weren't on /tv/ when LOST was at its most hype then you missed the boat. The series has not aged well and half the fun of the show was posting dumb ass theories/ideas with other anons.
>>146620553
yea ld might pay him less than minimum wage
>castes the IG v Navi game
>casted the best TI finals to ever grace us
>has a dota casting empire
How can anyone even compete?
>tfw you pick QoP
>>146620920
Peter DagerVerified account
@Peterpandam
no salt but this meta allows bad teams to beat good teams. hoping for a new patch soonhe was right tho
>>146621962
Tobi doesn't need people to post bait on his behalf every thread, why does LD?
what if ld is not actually a jew but sunsfan is
>>146620814
this desu senpai
the problem with ppd and artour is that they aren't terrible players (well maybe artour is)
>>146622068
what if they're both jews
I thought Ayesee was gonna be casting what happened?
>draskyl is casting
>with three of the worst casters
>>146622068
I'm pretty sure Sunsfan is Lebanese or Armenian. Some of those people look like Jews but really aren'tand believe me I would know my dick has a thing for Jewesses but it gets false positives from Armenians, etc
>>146622139
>>146622201
oops
whats the best bts stream#?
>>146622201
draskl is overrated, he sometimes have retarded predictions
>>146622245
>my dick has a thing for jewesses
is your dick mine?
>>146622201
how the mighty have fallen
could have been one of the best analysts but stopped trying to stream on twitch for tard bux
>>146622403
Probably.
>>146622352
BTS #2 if they actually went somewhere without a door guardian blocking
>>146622410
I remember when draskyl stream was good. It was so good. Pulling shit like Tiny+Pudge double strongman lane with fucking Brax of all people. Some serious entertainment. Now, and I say this with sorrow in my heart, his sub streams might be the worst dota content produced on all of twitch tv.
>>146622410
he streams, its just that the audience has very much moved on from the 2014 crowd. his heroes were nerfed out of meta for most part for quite a few past patches so he wasnt really fun to watch. doesnt help that his shithead friends (looking at Tony) are absolutely terrible on stream
WHERE IS JOHN CONNOR
>>146620297
CDisplayEX
Don't worry, man. Unlike the posers on /a/ who pretend to be hardcore anime fans by enforcing arbitrary autistic rules such as "le no recommendations!" I actually know Japanese and don't mind recommending things to a fellow bro.
Frankly, I wish there were better programs out there. Most manga/comic book viewing programs have stagnated but CDisplayEX gets the job done.
I tried MangaMeeya but I'm too retarded to figure out how to open two instances of the program at once two read two different series. Ho
I wanna watch VG vs VG.R but dotatv is taking a shit so I'm stuck watching demon instead
>>146622605
He just streams with absolute shitter so his games are almost always stomps
I actually love watching him lose as a 20/2 hero while all his allies are feeding
>>146621762
Hey, who's this sexy bitch?
>>146622842
Lexi Belle but she's not so good anymore.
>>146622842
>white woman
>sexy
ebin hanashi senpai
>>146622563
It's a well known fact that jewesses are enhanced through magic rituals to be as hot as possible so they can steal goyim seed>tfw no chosen people gf
>>146621274
Best healer, one of the strongest nnukers, a purge and a disarm. That's all discounting his game turning ultimate. 1.4 bat. He's very strong.
>current year
>still no gay hero
Defend this
>>146622953
lol white women are the best weeb-kun
>>146622761
ohkay thanks
i used comic rack but it was confusing to use first time
but its still good if you get the hang of it
>I actually know Japanese and don't mind recommending things to a fellow bro.i dont know katakana, hope it supports eng mangas
>>146623015
People were making this list and calling him OP for years before he was released and he's still not picked a lot
>>146622861
whos the new lexi belle
>>146622968
I asked out three Jewish girls during my senior year and they all had BFs.
>>146623072
>Berenstain
>let the timbersaw have almost 30 bloodstone charges
>>146623143
Riley Reid or Samantha Rone.
>>146623175
>he's from worst universe
>>146623132
I want soe to pee on me
>Rave Ember Spirit with 2 divine rapiers
they're still gonna lose lmao
>>146622861
>she's not so good anymore.
What happened?
>>146623341
Got fat.
At first it was just kind of chubby/thick so it was still okay but now she's just fat.
>>146623341
age
>>146623341
She got fat, and not the UHH THICKER kind of fat.
>>146623341
I want to impregnate Maki
>This fnatic vs WG game
What the fuck is fucking going on.
>>146623341
lemonade?
PHOENIX HAS RAPIER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
blaze is so fucking stupid
so when is that blonde qt stripping
>>146623341
Adelaide?
what's my name again?
>>146623581
cry everytim
>>146623175
>he doesn't know
Laughing out loud
>>146623581
HIGH TEST
>>146623581
looks fine to me
>>146623581
is she trying to eat the other girl
>>146623581
Lesbian porn is the worst
>>146623710
stop
anime girils have noses
>>146623581
T H I C C
It feels like forever since I've heard lumi.
Is he still obviously disinterested in the game like he was a couple years ago?
>>146623581
wow lexi belle put on some weight
>>146623921
STOP!
>>146623945
Nice...
Nice......
Now this is more of my style..
Who rooting for our boy /jimbo/ here?
>>146623581
Holy fuck she got fat as fuck
this game is suffering to a demon fan
>>146623921
ANIME GIRLS HAVE MOUTHS AND NOSES
JIMMY HO THROWING A FORTY-FIVE THOUSAND GOLD LEAD
>>146623581
that fat fuck is fat
>>146623742
stop using Adelaide images!
>>146623581
thicc
>>146624198
wat have you done
who's the bigger farm vacuum
storm or ember
>>146623921
Mr. Anderson.... What good is a phone call... if you cannot speak?
>>146624123
classic jimmy
>>146624330
tinker
>>146624271
who are you and what are you doing in my thread
>>146623945
>tfw I had a Japanese gf hotter than this
kek
And you nerds thought learning Japanese would have no benefits
has dota sunk so low that jimmy fucking ho can make it to a TI?
>>146624271
>>146624425
>who are you
I'm the true chosen by the mist.
