Been a While Since Best Girl edition
>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/
>Discord group
https://discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI
>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808
>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo [Embed]
>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/
>Screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all
>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#
>Hall of Anal Devestation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all
>TLAnon's Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/TLAnon
>R20 GM's summaries of the game so far
https://www.dropbox.com/s/uds093rtywlm38k/Game%20Summaries.pdf?dl=0
old thread:
>>146340681
>>146596718
2nd for Mujahideen Sauce
>ywn when Sauce goes full Jihad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCKVVqP2foY
>>146596823
oh shit you re alive
More like Slut Edition.
>>146597491
>ywn when Commander Narutu al-Uzumaki tries to bring ibn Sasuq al-Uchiha back to his home and stop the Konoha's civil war
>>146597491
>sauce is a subhuman terrorist
>all muslims are subhuman terrorists
>>146596778
thanks anon, might read up a bit tonight
>>146596823
>Rin poster gets deleted
BASED MODS
>>146598151
>all muslims are subhuman terrorists
if you get scared, they are terrorists alright
So the group has gone full banter brigade, with the mission being to oversee trade negotiations and look menacing, Arata has come up with this convoluted plan to get farmer's clothing and dress up as farmers, maybe catching the enemies off-guard. Fugetsu pointed out that there might not BE any enemies, since it's literally 'go here and glower'. Channel your inner Sasuke.
>>146598416
>scared of goatfuckers
loving every laugh
>>146596718
Would /nsunsg/ a root girl if ya know what I mean?
![1466890312997[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P1yrJ6p.jpg "1466890312997[1].jpg")
Someone in the last thread wanted this translated. I could've sworn I did this already but I can't find it in my archives so here we go.
>Hinata: Yes, Hima-chan, it's my boob.
>Boruto: Yeah, that's good huh, Himawari... Drink as much booby as you like.
>sfx: koso... (whisper)
>Boruto: Even though mom's boobies were mine, huh... Ahh...
>Naruto: ... If you put it that way, then before you were born, they were dad's.
>Boruto: ... Eh?
>sfx: fuu... (sigh)
>Naruto: Ah... nah, it's nothing.
>Boruto: Boobies are nice, huh.
>Naruto: For sure...
>Boruto: But soon Himawari wll outgrow boobies! Then mom's boobies will be mine again!
>Naruto: (Hahaha...) There's not a single man who outgrows boobies.
>Hinata: What have you two been talking about? (Heheh...)
>Boruto: Mom's boo...
>sfx: doyaaa (sparkle)
>Naruto: Hinata, your boobs... are the best in the world.
>Hinata: G... geez...! What're you saying in front of the children, Naruto-kun!?
>sfx: kaaaaa (blushing)
>Boruto: (... Wha... what the heck...?)
>sfx: iraa... (anger)
>sfx: suuun (depression)
>Naruto: Why're you so bashful, Hinataaa?
>[It was then that Boruto understood the meaning of the term "being lovey dovey."]
>Hinata: B-because... you suddenly said something weird!
>Naruto: I just said the truth, didn't I?
>>146598613
I would damn near every female in Nardo, the only exceptions being a few particular old or gross ones
>>146598841
>then mom's boobies will be mine again
>>146598932
>he wouldn't Chiyo
>>146598416
>Muslims surveyed in 10 out of the 16 of the countries responding that suicide bombings and other violence against civilians is "never" justified, though an average of 38% believe it is justified at least rarely
>38%, almost half, believe that terrorism is justified
That's actually pretty surreal. I didn't know that.
>>146598442
>oversee trade negotiations and look menacing
>trade negotiations
>menace
Was someone watching Star Wars?
>>146598932
>>146598932
I'd imagine Root girls would be easy to take advantage of due to their autistic lack of social skills.
You could convince them that it's just something people do when they become friends.
>>146599876
ninja/space taxes
>>146599876
The players are not phantoms. I DO need to watch Episode VII though.
>>146600082
One of them turns into mist, that's kinda phantom like.
>>146600082
you don't, its shit
>>146600491
If I can handle Ep 1, I can handle Ep 7.
>>146600082
There is one phantom. A phantom in the rain.
>>146600082
this >>146600491
>>146600590
it's genuinely shit. Phantom Menace actually had some really good moment and the soundtrack still gives me goosebumps, VII is devoid of anything worthwhile. Sure, watch it, but there's no point.
>>146600082
>I DO need to watch Episode VII though.
You already did
Not memeing or trying to be contrarian here but I don't get the hate for prequels. Sure, outdated CGI, but really the only problem I can see is the story isn't good. Not like original trilogy had an impressive story though. Lucas nailed the art-style, the cast is great and acting good, and soundtrack is just as memorable as OT.
![Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-1989-0821-502,_Joseph_Goebbels[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vCs59tX.jpg "Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-1989-0821-502,_Joseph_Goebbels[1].jpg")
>>146598582
you seem kinda scared since they "terror" you
at least your way of thinking
think of what "terror" means in first place
creating and spreading discord and fear among population, reducing will, lowering morale and national unity, causing hate towards others and own goverments through harming and destroying civilian and its infrustructures
and they are achieving their goals since Great Britain is already left EU, and other countries will follow eventually.
This happened due lack of good leadership and foreign policy, and also due to internal enemies that wants to destroy the whole continent
Know your enemy and its tactics, and counter them well, otherwise they will defeat you...
>>146601173
>terror you
its a label applied to subhuman mudshits who wage war not people who scare me retard
So, in a move that resulted in Waniko yelling "I FUCKING KNEW IT", the four shinobi decide to assist a trader they met on their way to the Land of Wheat, who said he'd pay them if they escorted him to the border. In a move nobody foresaw, except apparently Waniko, it turned out he led a bandit gang, and is now demanding their money, weapons and other such things.
>>146601173
>eu
>good
lmaoing rn hahahah (the ha's are me laughing at you)
![220px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1968-101-20A,_Joseph_Goebbels[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IswfEOx.jpg "220px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1968-101-20A,_Joseph_Goebbels[1].jpg")
>>146599565
Due to Iraq and Afghanistan wars muslims became revanchists, like during Greek war of independence and Balkan wars where orthodox christians massacred and deported muslims because Ottoman empire supposedly "Oppressing" them
>>146600747
TFA is much, much better than PM.
>>146600747
Yeah, I fucking hate /tv/'s stupid contrariarism (they've been shitting on the movie since the first trailers just because it had a female and black main characters) and actually went to see it with no expectations, yet the most exciting I felt watching it was while hearing the opening crawl music again.
I wouldn't call it worse than Phantom Menace but TFA was completely unmemorable, it lacked any kind of good action scenes or character moments ,it's climax was a worse ripoff of Episode IV's and it relied too much on killing off Han Solo for cheap shock value so people would talk about it, not to mention how it undoes everything that happened in the end of the OT just so there can still be conflict with the new Empire led by hologram Sheev and not-Vader the jobber.
I remember more fondly watching Fury Road again on blu ray the following day than watching TFA for the first time on Imax.
>>146601713
I know it's pure cheese but this is the best lightsaber duel to date. Also best song after Victory Celebration in Return of the Jedi.
I know Phantom Menace has highs and lows but at least it's not all bland and mediocre like Episode VII. There's just no point watching VII, no memorable dialogue or music or fights or visual effects or scenery.
>>146601938
Exactly this, although it was kind of funny for a while when they starting shilling prequel trilogy as some artistic masterpiece
>>146601080
The acting actually is incredibly bad, at many times (I didn't fully realize the scope of George Lucas's shittiness at directing actors until I watched Leon the Professional, and realized that Natalie Portman gave a better performance when she was 12), but my favorite Star Wars movie is actually Revenge of the Sith. As for VII, it managed to invalidate everything that happened in the OT; the Empire is still around after 30 years, and the biggest accomplishment of Luke, Han, and Leia is that they managed to spawn these new OCs who are actually important. VII is the first Star Wars movie without a single memorable song; the prequel soundtrack was damn good.
![03_00167442[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ST9ATSx.jpg "03_00167442[1].jpg")
>>146601410
Same goes for them also they see west as barbarian terrorists who can do everything for the profit.
As the Kebab poet says;(Western) Civilization is Monster has got nothing but a one tooth left
>>146601607
im not saying EU is good however disbanding the Union without even trying to reform and let europe to disintegrate, are the one of the goals of the durka durkas and certain people.
Also it might can cause "Soviet Union" syndrome
>>146602437
forgot to link the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHqdESArkqU
>>146602489
Been a while since I've seen 2 and 3 but yeah, I do remember Natalie Portman being a bit dry and boring. The unnecessary memes about how shit the dialogue and acting is can be a bit silly, Hayden Christensen wasn't that bad.
I still enjoy Episode 1 the most out of prequel trilogy. 2 is complete garbage, 3 is ok (good if you like Sheevposting).
>>146598841
thanks TL Anon
>>146602976
1 and 2 had too much build-up. 3 was a constant rollercoaster in terms of both conflict and general pathos, with Yoda vs Sheev and the Battle on Mustafar ranking as top tier fight scenes.
Kishimoto is actually a big Star Wars fan, btw, but unlike nardo, the prequel trilogy actually did manage to sell Obi-Wan and Anakin as brothers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_YozYt8l-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_YozYt8l-g
>>146595071
Truly we are blessed.
>>146596538
But in cultures where people walk around nude tits aren't really sexualized.
So the kids finally made it to the border of the Land of Wheat. Like pussies, rather than fight the bandits, Renya barged the leader aside and they made a break for it. Probably a smart move, since there was a hidden archer who would've been taking pot-shots at them throughout the fight.
>>146604021
>and then I cut his arms off, quickly followed by his legs and left him there - a stump - surrounded by burning lava. He was a good friend.
>>146602580
No way. It's just dumb flips and shit, devoid of emotion. The battle in Return of the Jedi is much better.
>>146604021
>>146604332
Yeah I wasn't really sold on their friendship, but it wasn't all that bad, either. What I really didn't like was how they made anakin so butthurt about qui gon's death. Like, he knew the guy for a week when he was less than ten years old, and then spent the rest of that time with obi wan, then shits on him and compares him to qui gon because he's so sad? I don't get it.
>>146604021
> you were my brother
> I loved you
> so I'm gonna watch as you burn to death, rather than kill you and spare you incredible amounts of pain
>>146604734
>Roses are reds
>Violets are blue
>you were my brother anakin
>I loved you
>>146604627
Grey jedi Qui-gon, who bought him out of slavery and whose meeting with him was the biggest turning point in his life, had more in common with Anakin, and would have been more likely to side with him against the council, and Obi-wan made himself out to be a brother, rather than as a father or authority figure.
>>146604501
Return of the Jedi is my favourite by far and I know it's a cheesy fight, but it's not fair to say it's devoid of emotion. A lot of it is up to the music, but there's a huge sense of urgency throughout the fight and it hints at something bad which is going to happen (and this pays off). If not the best lightsaber duel in the entire franchise it's obviously the best in prequel trilogy.
6>5>4>1>3>2=7 (shit for different reasons)
Post Naruto characters that share your birth day.
>>146606145;_;
>>146606145
>>146606145
why do you want to know my birthday anon?
no characters were born on April 1st
http://www.tokubetsu-jounin.net/birthdaylist.html
>>146606217
>>146607428
>>146606145
>2 dead characters
>one literal who
it doesn't look good for us, guys.
>>146604734
>And he was a good friend.
Well, we had to call it quits early due to one of the players needing to duck out. Not bad for me, since they made some unexpected decisions, and as such, I now need to throw away about half of the mission (or find a way to work it in). Tsuka, the head of the family they're protecting, offered to pay them extra to perform some counter-sabotage against the Kotsuka mill while they're in the meeting the next morning. The goody-two-shoes shinobi decided against it, and are gonna wait to see how the negotiations pan out first.
>>146608014
>Hinata and Lee are the only characters in Naruto's age group younger than he is
Some slight pottery, maybe? Also this should've been a sign that NH was endgame. Nips are so sexist they can't handle a dude shacking up with an older lady. Even by a few months.
>>146604021
>Kishimoto is actually a big Star Wars fan,
It shows
>>146607994
Well, at least you share it with Bart Simpson and the Weasley twins.
That list needs to add the next gen kids, though for some reason we didn't get Bort's
>>146608697
where do you get information on character's birthdays?
Reminder to join the /nsunsg/ Discord https://discord.gg/Nwbup
>>146608691
Lee is a year older
>>146606145
>No one born on october 9th
ok
>>146608943
There was some website that collected the birthdays of all/most animu characters.
Why? Because Japan.
>>146609296
Oh shit, I completely forgot somehow.
Then Hinata really is the only one younger than him. Full-blown pottery it is.
>>146608691
Would they regard Shikamaru as a loser for hooking up with an older woman?
>>146608691
>Nips are so sexist they can't handle a dude shacking up with an older lady
Temari and Sakura are both older than their husbands, Temari at least by two years.
>>146608943
The character info that came in the magazine with the first chapter
>>146609837
do you get Shounen Jump delivered to your house? Or are you a Jap?
>>146606145
There are none but Fugaku is the closest
>>146609757
>>146609837
Shikamaru isn't a loser, he's just whipped as fuck, being dominated by a tsun tsun older woman. It's a joke. Because his father is whipped too so it's some kind of curse I guess.
Also SS relationship is just fucked up in general so I don't think anyone cared/noticed.
>>146610484
> he's just whipped as fuck
Oddly, I don't consider him whipped, as much as just too damn lazy to get into an argument. He doesn't kowtow to Temari, but just goes along with it because he's too fucking lazy to do anything. Hilariously, I feel like would just piss Temari off even more, which would lead to Shikamaru being even more apathetic, until they both crack, send Shikadai to Inojin's place, and have makeup sex for eighteen hours.
>>146609956
Someone that gets them posted translated the character info and it got posted here and in /a/ a few months back.
I can't get the archives to work to find them.
>>146610484
Jesus, they are all nearly the exact same age. What the fuck does anybody being a few months older or younger than anybody else has to do with anything?
>"ZOMG Naruto is older than Hinata!!!! that is absolutely pottery and it shows that their wuv was always meant to be even if she was older I would be wanking instead over how she is the older presence he needs to guide him into the future"
>>146610947
>I can't get the archives to work to find them
Nevermind found them:
1/2
Bonus Chara Profile Pages
新企画ページ
New Project Page
BORU-KURA
(Boruto Section)
第1回 1st Issue
フレンド紹介
Introducing Friends
第1回の今回は、ボルトの同期で特に関わりの深い面子を紹介していくぞ!!
Now for this first issue, let's introduce the close-up faces of his peers that he's especially close with!!
UCHIHA SARADA
誕生日:3月31日
好きな食べ物:紅茶系の味のもの
嫌いな食べ物:トマト
趣味:読書(歴史物、ミステリー)
Birthday: March 31st
Favourite Food: Things that are based on (black) tea flavours.
Hated Food: Tomato
Hobbies: Reading (History, Mystery)
Boruto Comment:
たまにオレにつっかかってくるメガネヤローだ! 火影になりてーなんて、変わったヤツたってばさ…
This girl with the glasses pesters me every once in a while! Things like becoming the Hokage...she's a peculiar girl 'dattebasa...
MITSUKI
誕生日:7月25日
好きな食べ物:スクランブルエッグ
嫌いな食べ物:ウロコのある動物の肉
趣味:データブック読書、カードゲーム
Birthday: July 25th
Favourite Food: Scrambled Eggs
Hated Food: Meat from animals with scales
Hobbies: Databook reading, and card games
Chou-Chou Comment:
なんかあちしに気ィある感じなのよね…マジカンベン!
To me, he somehow gives off an unsettling atmosphere...I'm really sorry (about mentioning this)!
>>146611063
2/2
NARA SHIKADAI
誕生日:9月23日
好きな食べ物:刺し身、水茄子
嫌いな食べ物:ほうれん草
趣味:将棋、ゲーム(シミュレーション), 昼寝
Birthday: September 23rd
Favourite Food: Sashimi, water eggplants
Hated Food: Spinach
Hobbies: Shogi, simulation games, taking afternoon naps
Inojin Comment:
ゲーム強くて、あんま勝てない…あと寝坊しすぎ!
He's resilient when it comes to gaming, but I can't win too often. Afterwards he sleeps in way too much!
YAMANAKA INOJIN
誕生日:12月5日
好きな食べ物:チーズ、たこ焼き
嫌いな食べ物:脂身
趣味:絵を描くこと、ガーム(FPS)
Birthday: December 5th
Favourite Food: Cheese, Takoyaki (fried octopus balls)
Hated Food: Fatty meats
Hobbies: Painting/drawing things, first-person shooter games
Sarada Comment:
え…?うん…絵が上手だよね。あと毒舌らしいけど…私特に言われたことないから、よくわかないな…
Eh...?Well...He's skillful at drawing. But he's got a sharp tongue. Since we don't particularly talk much, I don't know much about him...
AKIMICHI CHOU-CHOU
誕生日:8月8日
好きな食べ物:大体なんでも
嫌いな食べ物:ほとんど何も
趣味:食べ比べ、TVドラマ鑑賞
Birthday: August 8th
Favourite Food: Just about anything
Hated Food: Just about nothing
Hobbies: Eating contests, and appreciating TV dramas
Mitsuki Comment:
秋道さんは目立つから、どこにいてもなにしてても、すぐに分かるね!大丈夫!
Since Akimichi-san stands out...no matter where she is, or what she's doing...you'll immediately know! But that's fine!
>>146611184
And here is the source.
>>146598151
>all muslims are subhuman terrorists
>implying they aren't
![[freud intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eAxTK2L.jpg "[freud intensifies].jpg")
>>146598841
>Then mom's boobies will be mine again!
>>146598151
>>146611921
>caring about the real world either way
>>146611063
>>146611184
>doesn't mention Bort
wait a tic
>>146612472
Bort gets his profile in an earlier page along with his two dads
But it's just stupid bullshit like
>"He is Naruto's son"
>"He is a genius"
>"He has a complicated relationship with his dad, the hokage"
>"He is totally different from Naruto"
Nothing about birthday, favorite food, hobbies or other character's opinion on him.
>>146612917
Here is the translation anyway with the moon runes removed so it can fit in one post:
Inheriting the Legend [Naruto]――
The New Era [Boruto] finally begins!!
Peace arrived in Konohagakure Village.
The curtain rises upon the the story of this new boy!!
Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke brought forth peace to the ninja world over a decade ago. Naruto became the Nanadaime Hokage, and governs Konohagakure Village. Naruto's son is an active genin. Uzumaki Boruto is the main character of this series.
Main Character: The Nanadaime Hokage's Son,
Uzumaki Boruto
He's the son of Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Hinata. Unlike Naruto's younger days, Boruto is clever; One aspect of him is that he's a genius as a boy ninja.
It'll be different from my father's lame era!
Team Konohamaru's genin in mid-action!!
The genin on Team Konohamaru include Uchiha Sarada and Mitsuki, who form a Three-Man-Cell (with Boruto) to complete missions. On one hand, Sarada aims to become the Hokage, while Boruto....?
He's overcome his hatred; As Naruto's most formidable enemy and rival, and the one who understands him the most...!!
Naruto's rival, Sarada's father:
Uchiha Sasuke
Sasuke used to harbour hatred towards the world, and was even going to cause a revolution. Now, he's a man who sustains the ninja world from the shadows. For the sake of a certain mission, he doesn't return to Konohagakure Village very often.
Nanadaime Hokage: Boruto's Father
Uzumaki Naruto
He even used to be a mischievious boy, but now he's the symbol of the village as the Hokage and the father of two children. However, his relationship with his son Boruto doesn't seem to be going well...!?
From being the village's number one dunce, to the village's number one ninja...!!
「NARUTO」の世界から、新たなる「BORUTO」の世界へ!!物語は次ページより開始!!
From the world of 'Naruto' to the new world of 'Boruto'!! The story begins on the next page!!
>>146613341
That doesn't tell us anything about him like the profiles of his friends.
>>146598151
>>146611921
One time me and my mom were on this plane and there was some old Muslim lady on who didn't have a ticket so they escorted her off. She then went right back on and back to her seat. She was refusing to leave and holding up the plane. Eventually over the loud speaker a female flight attendant said "if you don't get off right now we are going to remove you by force". After that she got up and walked off. I'm not the type who profile Muslims but was stilled scared the entire flight that she left a bomb on the plane. I kinda felt bad for her since I think she had dementia.
>>146613604
Where was that? How can you even pass security check on an airport without a plane ticket?
>>146613843
It was somewhere in the US i forget where. I think had missed her previous flight that was at the same gate and some how slipped by the people checking tickets at boarding.
>>146611063
MITSUKI
>Hated Food: Meat from animals with scales
Of course he isn't cannibal
>Hobbies: Databook reading, and card games
A true /nsunsg/ autist
10/10 would hang out with him
>>146611921
>what is Jadids
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jadid
>>146615185
>Bort wants to play vidya and do other things normal kids do
>Orochimaru's autistic trap spawn wants to read databooks and play fucking cards
Why are they friends again?
>>146611921
It's safe to say that while you can find perfectly peaceful and 'decent' muslims, their religion is fucking evil, as was that warlord and alleged prophet whom they regard as the most perfect man to ever exist, despite shit like him having a six year old wife.
>>146615363
welp, too bad for them the whole half of the continent has been set back hundreds of years to barbaric rock throwing goatfucking sandniggers
>>146615185
I think Mitsuki would be the most fun to hang out with desu.
>>146615520
Funnily enough, the 'peaceful' Muslims are the 'radical' ones who eschew the teachings of their holy book. The ones who murder gays are the ones who are following their religion.
>>146615510
you didn't had autistic best friend anon?
i know i didi was the autistic one ;_;
>>146615520
Hey now, he didn't fuck her loli cunny until she was 9, showing great restraint and piety
>>146615510
Mitsuki stalks him because he learned from dad/mom that there is nothing better than molesting young geniuses. Bort tolerates it because he is kind of an attention whore.
I don't think Inojin and Shikadai like Bort very much, they seem to consider him "that kid"
>>146613843
Also I think I remember they used to allow people to go through security to drop people off at the gate even without a ticket? Before 9-11, anyways.
>>146615942
I think Inojin and Shikadai were pretty decent mates. They just didn't like that he cheated his way to the highest level in the game.
>>146613435
So, I guess we'll just continue with Sarada being the most interesting character, then. Never thought the day would come that I'd want more panel time from an Uchiha.
>>146615942
>I don't think Inojin and Shikadai like Bort very much, they seem to consider him "that kid"
His parents are fucking loaded though so they always go to his place to sleep over.
In fact, between always being pestered for money, being told how hot your mom is by all your friends and how cool your dad is, I can kinda see why Bort is such a curmudgeonly little cunt.
>>146615520
>Falling for ebul Prophet meme
Arabs were always like to do sick shit they are durka durkas in general whether they are islamic or not
before islam was a thing they still done durka durka stuff like burying their daughters alive and shit
i mean cmon they slaughtered almost all Prophet's descendants after first 4 caliph's era
>>146615774
And until that point beating the shit out of her and enjoying their shared baths very, very much.
A man whose life views are a perfectly solid and decent foundation for an entirely peaceful and prosperous group of people. Salt of the Earth, really.
Here, have a lovely painting of him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PpE15yh58
>>146616062
>So, I guess we'll just continue with Sarada being the most interesting character, then
>reading
>interesting
Still, all that fancanon about her being a secret fujoshi is probably true. She probably publishes homoerotic fanfiction about the Hokage and her father under a pseudonym
She probably secretly has the biggest stash of porn on her hard drive too
>>146616198
Yeah guys, Muhammad was like Nardo and hewas the coolest guy
>>146616131
>being told how hot your mom is by all your friends
The worst part is that he can probably hear them all fapping beside him but pretends to sleep because it'd be awkward otherwise
>>146616198
They should all stay in goatfuckistan and leave the rest of the world alone. And vice versa. Fuck their stupid oil.
>>146616260
oh i know that guy, he is kinda shill thought
>mfw he ordered lgbt cake in muslim bakery thinking they would flip their shit
>mfw owner goes along with it and delivers the order
>>146616307
> She probably secretly has the biggest stash of porn on her hard drive too
> Sarada has a near-inexhaustible sex drive
hot
>>146616307
>Sharingan-locked genjutsu security system on her computer
>one day Sasuke gets on and accidentally opens the floodgates
>>146616346
Stop pushing this shit.
>You don't have to be religious to appreciate how fast and easily Muhammed united dozens of ethnicities even before he died.
>He was a true leader.
A true cruel, murderous warlord.
Genghis Khan was a leader as well, and I would not base a fucking religion on his deeds.
He was good at making up bullshit and cobbling together ideas from better religions and selling it off as his own to get people to follow him launching a religion that has been in constant conflict with the parts of the world not following its retardation.
Islam the most vile evil humanity has ever endured.
If there is ever to be peace on this planet, it can only come when Islam is done away with.
![Ottoman_Empire_1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JvNgbWd.jpg "Ottoman_Empire_1000[1].jpg")
>>146616412
too late senpai, brits and french fucked up the core of the muslim world after ww1
>100 years later their sons pay the price
>>146616849
he was mainly a merchant, the he had army commanders such as Abu Bakr and for Administrator things such as Omar and Ali
he also lived most of his life as poor man, he encouraged charity, strong community and family values which unites the people
he also gave many rights to women however after he died, arabs gone back to business as usual
also if he really was that evil, i don't think he wouldn't have that much followers
>>146616307
>tfw these posts
>/nsunsg/ - Naruto & Political Discussion
>mfw
>>146616993
It was fucked anyway, the least they can do is die in their own countries and not ours
>>146617753
>family values
Like fucking nine year olds, women being little more than sex slaves to be beaten/killed when it even loos like they might not obey, encouragement of cousin marriages and a host of other violations of basic human decency.
Face it, Islam is an horrible cult that must be removed.
For any Christian and Jew it is an insult they are grouped with it as an 'Abrahamic faith', and furthermore as kind of a fan of Naruto as a series I am disgusted that the good-natured idiot who was all about peace and forgiveness is likened to a man that fucking inhumanly evil, whose legacy is 1.6 billion victims.
Now let's drop this shitlike hopefully someday we will drop nukes on Mecca.
>>146617753
Any evil person worth anything had tons of followers. Jim Jones, Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Ghengis Khan, Idi Amin. It's hard to doing anything evil on a mass scale without them.
>>146617753
>all this muzzie denial
lolno
>>146618137
I wish Naruto had more ninja politics and that there had been an actual war between nations. Sound Village straight up disappeared in Part 2.
>>146618375
>fucking 9 year olds
actually its haram, the female needs to enter the puberty if you want to marry with her
>women being little more than sex slaves
actually before islamic era the situation was far more worse, Muhammad lowered this by setting 4 wife limit
>beaten/killed when it even loos like they might not obey
beating is only allowed if they still not obeying it after conversation and not satisfying her sexual needs
>encouragement of cousin marriages and a host of other violations of basic human decency.
actually its the opposite
>>146618380
>Hitler
>Mussolini
>Evil
and they removed most of the Stalin's shit after he died
>>146618381
>letmetellyouaboutyourreligion.jpg
>>146618375
>women being little more than sex slaves to be beaten/killed when it even loos like they might not obey
If there's one thing I like about Islam it's how they treat women. Our cunts could use something like that for a decade or two. They've really gotten out of hand.
>>146618728
>Sound Village straight up disappeared in Part 2.
That's because it wasn't a village at all, but a prison camp/research facility for Orochimaru's pets
>>146618728
Taka arc was great when it came to political stuff
so that i heard
>>146619205
>actually its haram, the female needs to enter the puberty if you want to marry with her
Then your prophet did the haram. He haram'd so hard it became halal.
>letmetellyouaboutyourreligion.jpg
I will. It's shit. Christianity took care of its barbarism hundreds of years ago and Islam is still living in the 7th century. Muslims are a plague.
>>146618728
Sound village were just Oro's bitch boys
>>146619354
the 9 year old meme because women tend to enter puberty early if it climate is hot
>I will. It's shit. Christianity took care of its barbarism hundreds of years ago and Islam is still living in the 7th century. Muslims are a plague.
actually its reverse, Mahmud II and Abdulmecid I did most of the reforms in 19th century, however, during the arab spring, durka durkas managed to hijack the most of the uprisings and fucked the middle east's more as said muslims started to became durkas because of the revanchism
also lets not forget saudi wahhabi durkas are funding and opening durka schools all over the muslim world, thus influencing more people to become durkas
then they fund groups like ISIS in order to add fuel to the fire
tldr; Islam having its own 30 years wars right now
>>146620059
>tldr; Islam having its own 30 years wars right now
And how do you think the rest of the world would have looked at Europe if Protestants and Catholics were still carving each other up like thanksgiving turkeys in the 21st century? They'd say they're all fucking nuts
Either get the durkas under control or get the fuck out of dodge before someone gets fed up of snackbaring in their country and carpet bombs the whole region
>>146619205
>Hitler
>Mussolini
>Evil
Well, I don't know. Since you're a Muslim, mass murder is like in your book or something, right?
You dudes are kind of like Hidan.
>>146620890
They are more or less the gay butt-babies of Hidan and Deidara.
>>146620636
>before someone gets fed up of snackbaring in their country and carpet bombs the whole region
russia doing it, getting no effects at all...
boots on the ground needed for removing ISIS durkas, and oh boy, only turkey can do it, however Erdoğan is in saudi durka payroll so no
but he wants to carve a land in syria order to put refugees there but essentially he won't do it unless daddy murrica gives a guarantee that anything wont happen to turkey
so yeah no bite but all bark
>>146620890
>Hitler
Dude fuckin knew arabs are giving bad name to Islam so he wanted Germanic race to become Vanguards of Islam
There was also hundreds of thousands muslims that served in waffen ss
>Mussolini
I would not say he is evil, he cared for his country, but he was militarily incompetent
Holy shit I always knew it was /pol/ in here but this is next level shit. I love it.
>>146620890
also
>holohoax
>happened
>>146621642
im missing old /pol/ desu
still we could have nice discussion, but recently there are too much circlejerking
>>146612459
nigga knows what is up
still, its kinda nice to know that theres a hope and something worth to fight for
>>146621642
All of 4chan is /pol/ you'll soon come to realize
>>146621642next /pol/ thread when?
>>146622549
well every 4chan was about become /pol/ earlier, but due to moot fucking that board up (see: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Pol/#.2Fpol.2F_Harbor_-_AKA_.22The_Great_Exodus.22.2C_.22Rome_is_burning.22.2C_.22The_A.2Fpol.2Fcalypse.22.2C_and_.22Et_Tu.2C_Moot.3F.22 )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0lMrFMYKv8
>>146622597
Soon, hopefully.>tfw I was the original hijabposter
>page 8
looks like I got here late. Topic of conversation?
>>146625404
Muslims, and how they are a bane on the rest of humanity.
>>146625404
will I get scolded for replying to this or we fine talking /pol/ shit?
Tbh I like Muzzies if they're in their own country. Used to have a Muslim fetish but that's when I used to fap.
Why no Naruto discussion?
Would Hinata share Naruto with Hanabi if she asked?
>>146625962
no. Hinata's shy and submissive but she's not a shitter wife
Reminder that /pol/, just like /b/, is a gateway to newfags.
>>146626240
>implying she wouldn't if Hanabi begged her to experience some of that six paths cock
>>146626346
true, /pol/ can be worse than readit in some ways. But idm if we get sidetracked from time to time, so far we've never had a /pol/ problem. Also the Britfags are sill prolly hyped up from Brexit.
>>146625962
Hanabi wouldn't ask, but try and go for it while Hinata and Naruto were mid-fucking.
Or
>middle of the night
>Naruto and Hinata are asleep in their bed, exhausted after fucking like animals
>Hinata awakens to Naruto moaning her name
>opens her eyes, sees him with his closed, enjoying the bobbing motions under the cover
>she poked him in the arm, he opens his eye, confused as fuck
>they take off the cover
>Hanabi is there, working away on his shaft
>'whaff, I [slurping noises] fhought I'd try him before you got married'
>'Hanabi!' Hinata angrily looks at her sister
>yeah, yeah, I know, we weren't raised to talk with our mouths full, but this one is really nice. Good catch, sis!
>she gives a loving kiss to his dick before legging it, with Nardo and Hinata still too shocked to actually catch her
>for days afterwards Hinata feels pressured to give far, far better blowjobs than Hanabi ever could, just in case, asks Ino about technique and everything
>this was Hanabi's gift to Naruto all along, for finally managing to notice her beloved big sister
>>146625447
>Jews and SJWs enabling durkas
>ITS DA ALL DA MOSLEMS!!1!
good goy, keep being divided so you can be bane of the humanity like achmed who is enriching your wife!
>>146626708
This reminds me, what the fuck was Hanabi's personality? I stopped watching after Pain's invasion and pretty much read the manga only.
>>146626708
I've been using anonymous image boards for 3 years and still have never greentexted stories, let alone written anything of worth. Sometimes I start one just as an excersise to see what I can come up with, but it always feels forced an uninspired so I don't bother posting it. How do I get into creative writing?
>>146627137
I haven't seen all of The Last or Boruto yet, only snippets, but from what I can tell she seems to just be the carefree sister who likes to tease Hinata but really wants her to be happy.
>>146627137
None whatsoever until the movie
>>146626708
>asks Ino about technique and everything
anon wasn't even trying to be mean to Inofags yet confirms what we all knew, that she's a trashy slut. Say what you want about how vapid and awful Sakura is, at least she stuck to one man.
>>146627154
It's just lewdposting, people do it all the time.
>>146627491
I know and I'm not saying anon is particularly talented, but he's good at situational humour and the like as well as just generally crafting stories.
>>146627137
She had like five panels in Part 1. She seemed like a less bitter, quiet Neji.
In The Last, after Neji's death and with the Hyuuga Sisters fillers, basically she pulled the stick out of her ass once she saw that even a genius can fall, decided to make her own decisions like Hinata, and went full :3 mode.
In retrospect, if that change took place between Parts 1 and 2 after her seeing how Neji almost died against Ninja Spiderman, she could have been a fun semi-regular side character, sort of like Konohamaru.
>>146627137
she doesn't care about ninja stuff but looking good
she also interest in boys from that i heard...
>>146627425
Knowing how to please her man isn't the same as being a slut, anon.
>>146627662
>Shino making a cloud of love-bugs
Based ol' bastard.
Are you guys ready for "Revival of N"?
Reminder that Hanabi is a canon slut.
>>146628551
Reminder that 'headcanon' doesn't mean 'canon' and there's nothing to canonically say she is.
>>146628551
How so?
>>146628745
>>146628757
>"Muh second Hyuga princess is NOT a slut!"
Okay, guys. Think whatever you like.
>>146628913
I was simply asking a question, m8.
>>146628913
Please provide sources that explicitly say she's a slut, not 'she likes fashion and boys', and then you projecting your hatred of women onto her from there.
Who is the best member of the Akatsuki and why is it Sasori?
>>146628460
>>146629071
>Not reading through the lines.
You'e either an autist or a stubborn Nu-Male.
>>146629086
I rather like Kakuzu, myself. And Kisame, although that guy who posts him endlessly has made me like him a bit less.
>>146629239
> implying Kishimoto actually has enough depth to write between the lines
Shit nigga, what manga have YOU been reading, because it clearly wasn't Naruto.
>>146629086
>Sasori
>The puppet guy who jobbed to Sakura and his fucking grandmother.
Hidan is vastly superior.
>>146628551
Hanabi barely has enough depth to fill a glass of water, how the fuck is she a slut? How the fuck is there enough to even say she's a slut?
>>146629428
>killed the 3rd kazekage
>100 puppet jutsu
I'll never forgive sakura for depriving us of such a based villain. Kishi just had to show us that "See, Sakura isn't useless! She can punch real good!"
>>146629673
>"See, Sakura isn't useless! She can punch real good!"
Too bad he dropped the ball on her right after that arc.
>>146625962
No but that's what Bort is for.
>>146630343
I don't think I'd ever dislike someone more than Madara, Sakura, and Sasuke, but Bort actually managed to eclipse them. Goddamn is he a little bitch.
>>146629972
Pinkshit was always destined for failure
>>146630927
I wouldn't go that far. Starting out as she was would've been fine, but if they changed her after Sasuke knocked her the fuck out and left, she could've grown as a person.
>>146631057
Sakura would be a horrible woman if she showed some independence beyond Sasuke. She's supposed to be his future wife.
>>146631276
So you think that it would be bad if Sakura was MORE than 'muh Sasuke'?
>>146631374
Yes. It's what Kishimoto-sensei would want.
>>146631696
To hell with what Kishimoto wanted.
>>146631754
I have a dawning suspicion anon might have been sarcastic, you know.
>>146631895
Yeah, I thought so too,because you suggested it.
>>146631895
No, man. I'm serious. I follow the will of Kishimoto and speak on his behalf.
>>146632030
Kishimoto ackbar to you to, friend.
>>146629117
t-thanks coolest guy;_;
Black Goku = Menma.
>>146632773
Ayy = Mr Popo
I love Hinata.
>>146630896
He annoys me but he didn't ruin the whole fucking series like sauce did
