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Previous thread : >>146567712
how is a carry abaddon supposed to farm with no farming skills
FUCK BLITZ
beesa
playing the linkens holder
Lovin this thread tbqhwyf
1st for m-m-muh NA qualifiers ;_;
Not valve's fault the entire American scene has always been a shit. They did the right thing, there's just not enough talent in the American scene to truly punish EG.
https://twitter.com/AdmiralBulldog/status/746784255661973504
banned
>>146583426
You farm heroes
Is EG done for the day?
i like how vultur had to play the 3 best NA teams in a row their first day
poor jungle monkeys
are these fucking players seriously doing every damn thing to ruin the predictions? is it like fucking subconscious?
>reddit effectively reducing the number of NA teams in TI6
FUCKING BASED
Does it feel like TI5 all over again to you yet?
It's happening lads.
And even more so than you think
>Teams are going to fall for these qualifier honeypot strats and inaccurately prepare for zai riki and universe tide
PPD playing everryone like a fiddle
>FDL losing as usual
LITERALLY our guys
>>146583426
Carry Abby only works against a team with two supports with no hard disable. You spend early game diving on supports that can't stop you from killing them and snowball or you're fucked.
How do you stop false promise octrine radiance alch
literally 400 hp reg
>>146583526
Arg Dota is still shit regardless of whichever team they play.
>>146583525
they play FDL the set after this upcoming one.
>>146583485
This is what 4chan does to you
I wonder what reddit's up to!
>>146583485
Tusk's ingame name was literally Negro you mouthbreather.
FIRST BLOOD! ___________________________
>Pick carry abbadon
>Lose
was Tiago wrong all this time? how will he recover? Portugal will fall out of the euros tonight aswell
>E-EG WILL LOSE IN QUALS
>S-SO WILL SECRET
LMAO YUROKEKS
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
beesa playing the feeder
>>146583737
EG has a TI-winning lineup with Zai and Universe, why would they lose in the quals?
>>146583579
Secret vs EG finals would be the best. The ultimate fuck you to reddit for implementing these shitty roster locks garbage. They effectively destroyed the skill level of Dota by forcing bad teams to stay bad for months.
>beesacucks
HOW TO FIX ETHEREAL EBLADE IN 6.89:
>STR and INT increased from 10 to 15
>ether blast cooldown when cast on non-enemies reduced from 20 to 14
>instead of dealing 2x primary attribute+75 as magic damage, ether blast now deals 2x primary attribute+1.5x the sum of non-primary attributes as magic damage (i.e. before magic resistance, a morphling with 50 STR, 150 AGI, and 50 INT that uses ether blast would deal 450 magic damage instead of 375)
T. BALANCEPRO
>>146583713
>that dire team composition
>batrider cs
yeah fuck off with your triple digit mmr games dude
>le ebin super-effective rosterlock idea
>NAshit given as many qualifier slots as other region
>dogshit battlepass
>cosmetic skins that completely change the hero aesthetic and make it look like other heroes
>game turning more league of legends with every patch
Valve really is losing it
>>146583637
Thanks
>Chips and dip
>Ti6 qualifiers shitposting
>lights off
>blanket
Who /comfy/ here
d-don't w-worry guys d-drinking b-boys with d-defeat eg
CHOTTO MATTE
>>146583823
at worst they'd get 2nd due to a hiccup on CoL or DC
there's no way they lose in double elimination bo3s
LEISURELY
AT ONE OR MORE POINTS DURING THE REMAINDER OF THIS THREAD
POST YOUR BLITZEN
Hey guys, I noticed Cucks for Life got 3rd in bracket 1, but I don't see them in bracket 2. Did Mike give up?
>>146583912
this ones old, show us something fresh
Why are EG and (to a lesser extent) Fnatic both incredibly good teams despite the rest of their region being horseshit?
At least Europe has a larger pool of consistent players.
>we leave the EU
>UK Dota wins TI6
what can stop us lads?
>>146584015
top fukn kek Swindlez. Colon gaming is getting btfo by lit whos atm and you suggest EG post BuLba might drop a game to you?
>>146583969
I'd be in, but this doesn't feel like a qualifier for the best tournament ever.
3 decent teams dumpstering a bunch of tier 7 shitstains and forced 1000 matches instead off a good schedule.
>>146583921
cud actually b gud
>8 out of 15 players in the top NA teams are europeans
what a cucked continent
NAcucks on a suicide watch
>>146584078
omg is this the new d2g pepe???
awesome i missed that meme so much :D
when's next EG stomp
I like watching them
>>146584174
One of them is an honorary American
>>146584110
ya him and mason didnt want to play again
the only one left on cucks in qualifier #2 was Mario
>>146584140
EU dumping all of their muslims in London as a "parting gift"
>>146583954
>Valve really is losing it
The game has been hijacked by the US government but valve would have probably done the same
Reminder dota is now some sort of weird social experiment project designed to come up with something to compete with china's new gamified social network thingy
A MAN WITH NO NAME
OUT FOR BLOOD AND GLORY
NA AND EU WILL CRASH AND BBURN
tfw europeons might finally win a TI this year
can newb and eg stop them?
>>146584140
there's only one brit in the team
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
beesa on da garry
:--DDD
beesa sucks
Will this void ever build damage?
>>146584287
our boys MVP will
it only takes a single shitstomping to make them better than OG.
>Beesa going for the no damage despite being the only carry build.
Overrated garbage from d2g yet again.
>not only did NA cuck EU's only good team (Secret), they taught them The Law Of The Honeypot
>meanwhile OG/Liquid take over the role of TI5 Secret
>>146584317
>Valve works in a "hmph, only 9 inches?" line into the comic
beesa top networth most kills least deaths and losing
meanwhile CCC feeding
Why the fuck does NA get the same amount of qualification slots as EU? They've made it clear that they don't invite by region quotas, why have the qualifiers that way?
I don't buy for a second that this is actually what's needed to "grow the scene". How about more local tournaments? Automatic tournaments (to solve the issue of needing a tournament host, for which you need investors/sponsors, for which you need viewers, for which you need good teams)?
Having one cobbled together NA team come last at TI and then disband after does not help grow the scene.
They're just cheapening the value of their own tournament, for what? So redditors won't scream about muh roster lock scene growth NA starcraft koreans etc and so on and so on
I just arrived. I take it the games are going too well for some of you?
>>146584456
>FDL
>Losing
>>146584285
SECRET UZBEKISTANI CHINESE SLEEPER AGENT
post some unshopped blitz laughing pls
>>146584494
Why does NA get any qualifier games at all?
Invite EG and let that be the end of it
I'm sorry /d2g/,what is beesa playing again?
>Euro redditors thought they would be punishing EG
>They ended up just giving them more practice
Fucking idiots
>>146584594
beesa, playing the adc
reddit ruined dota for everyone
>SWINDELZZ
Based fucking Beesa
LMAO SWINDLE
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
BEESA
PLAYING THE CARRY
ROFL
THE SWINDLE PLAYS
holy shit that was a fun fucking ride.
COMPLEXITY IS SO FUCKING BAD HOLY SHIT
HOW DOES NA GET SO MANY INVITES?
>>146584594
Faceless Void
>Become Antimage with a Chronosphere
>can not lose anymore
>>146584603
Don't forget, they're setting themselves up to counter honeypot strats that EG will never use during the main event
>>146584579
I think at least one is okay. That way you don't rule out the possibility that a dark horse arises and shitfucks everyone like à la CDEC, and you're not entirely saying no to the NA scene.
If there was a decent team in NA (aside from EG) it would rise through the qualifiers, and if it does well at TI, THEN do I think that it should be considered whether NA maybe deserves more slots.
>SWINDFEED
>>146584765
>decent team in NA
lol, EG sucked up literally the only talent NA had
>>146584579
Reddit didn't give Valve permission to invite EG
are they talking about prostitutes
>7 teams
>80% of the teams are still bad
Just give the spot to DC and EG already
>>146584842
grass
Classic Pos 1 enchantress. Game winning. If this was pre-nerf enchantress, holy fuck the tides would turn.
>Best NA team losing to iron talon jungling desolator Lina
How come Terry isn't on this team with Beesa?
HONTRASH GETTING BTFO BY FUCKING BEESA
LMFAOING IRL RN LADS
>Nahaz actively trying to stop NA stories when they even brought in Charlie and shit to make sure there would be a steady supply of NA stories
>>146584842
I thought the same thing at first.
>Swindle
LMAO
SHADOWBLADE VOID
WHAT THE FUCK MY SIDES.
AT LEAST HE DIDNT BUILD A FUCKING BLINK
>CoL actually losing
they really are washed up
>Beesa
>Complexity getting dumpstered
>NA Dota
>COL
>SWINDLE
IT WAS A FUCKING CRIME THAT MOON AND FLY HAD TO TEAM WITH THIS KID LAST TI.
BEESA
PLAYING THE VOID
>>146584903
I missed the start of the game
How the fuck does that even work
>THE CITY OF SWINDLEFEEDER
>>146585029
Shadow blade is always the retard slayer item that punishes bad positioning. Suits this game just fine
>>146585031
They never had it down enough to BE washed up. They're like washed sideways.
>EUCucks attempting to sow dissent between based Anglobros
>>146584964
Nahaz is a constant wet blanket in literally every situation.
BEESA
KILLING THE MID
BEESA, PLAYING THE LODA
>>146584964
>guys, let's talk about the game
>haha guys that's funny but back to the game
>he eventually just starts talking over everyone else
I'm convinced they only keep him around because they don't want to hurt his feelings
>Beesa single handedly carying against COL
>>146584903
3 swedes and 2 jews are not "NA"
If you average it out, it probably makes them somewhere in ukraine
>>146585182
except for when you actually need a wet blanket, that dumb motherfucker.
THE CITY OF SWINDLE
>THE STATE OF SWINDLE
>>146584830
Except Moonmeander who is a man above petty scene gaming.
Daily reminder that Moon "Der Fuhrer" Meander will put all Latin Americans in deathcamps after winning TI6. Look how OG already humiliated slavshits at Frankfurt, they are the West's only hope against these 'people'.
imagine if col doesn't make it to TI
huutista
>>146585269
>carrying so hard he shows his dominance by murdering his own DP
truly based
>CoL are degenerate stoners
That explains it.
>FDL singlehandedly commemorating the destruction of the EU and British Independence Day
So this....is the power of NA dota
OUR GUY BEESA PLAYING THE CARRY IS GOING TO MAKE IT TO TI
IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW ;_;
>col doesnt buy ONE SINGLE FUCKING detection
>lose to shadow blade void and glimmer cape
new here so is col NA or EU
EUROPEONS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THIS IS OUR QUALIFIER MOTHERFUCKER
>tfw i could have bet on FDL knowing col was shit
>tfw i didn't bother
BEESA ON THE CARRY
>>146585374
pizza face lookin nigga
>>146585374
>>146585431
CoL is a swedish team
s-so this is the power of the united kingdom..
PLAYING
THE
CARRY
>>146585374
Reminder that FDL is as NA as it can get
It's got one Brit (based greatest allies of America, destroying the EU)
It's got one leaf
It's got three members from the USA
Even if you wanted to postulate >m-muh region, then a yuros been cucked into working for a team which is 80% NA
>>146585431
eu cucks getting destroyed by Britain
Oh shit EG vs DC already? Winner of this probably wins the group stage and gets to skip the playoff.
>>146585402
Beesa hasn't been our guy in a long time. Just summerfags sucking his dick because some guy that once used to visit /vg/ is now winning games.
Reminder that this is our one true king
THE VILLAGE OF THE SWINDLE
Quick post your Beesa!
>Beesa goes to TI6
>Swindle goes into dumpster
>>146585148
nice way to spell niggers and spics
>no Grant for EG vs FDL
WHY GOD
HOW IS COL THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>146585562
but heavy commentary man is confirmed dead by his dads hands
Main stream says EG vs DC is coming up, I hope that game is good
>>146585431
>>146585431
They're a swedish team with 2 americans abusing the system
>>146585562
Too bad Barnyyy can't stream anymore after getting savagely beaten by his dad.
>>146585470
and the NA player lost the game with bad play and bad calls
If only it was a swedish team so it could win another TI
>>146585141
Reminder that this will happen as result of brexit, especially since NHS getting screwed already confirmed. It'll be the United Cucks of England and Cornwall
THE UNION OF YUROPEON KEKOLDS DOES NOT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST BASED ANGLOBROS
>>146585562
>tfw he'll never stream again
>>146585585
yeah we dont know, NA dota is truly a mystery of the universe
>>146585585
Swindle has been holding that team back ever since it switched over from HoN. He really should go into coach role and replace himself with a competent captain.
Post Brexit memes to help our guy Beesa keeping the yurocucks out of TI6.
>Boys on Boys action
l-lewd
>>146585431
EU
Notable NA teams are EG, Secret, MVP and OG
When does chinese dota best dota start?
Their qualifier is STACKED
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTEEEEER
>>146585614
>>146585663
Explain this to me
>>146585708
THE UNITED KINGDOM
>>146585663
>>146585614
>>146585736
Reminder that Barnyyy stopped streaming because u kept posting futa in chat and being memer shitheads. He was the hero we wanted but didn't deserve
>yuros fully and absolutely cucked, rooting for teams which are 80% NA and 20% Based Destroyers Of The EU
THIS HUB IS SHIT
YOU HEAR ME????
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>NA Dota loses to NA Dota
>/d2g/ flings shit at NA because an NA team lost
What are the actual conditions for /d2g/ not flinging shit?
>>146585847
As stacked as NA if EG and DC weren't there
they are like Good NA
>>146585858
JESUS FUCK
>>146585858
DAMN, FUCKED WREKT. DESTROYED. ANAL DEVASTATED.
PPD gives no shits.
>>146585932
>oh no, EU is cucked out of NA qualifiers, what teams will possibly represent us at TI now
>>146585858
destroyed
oh my word
https://twitter.com/Peterpandam/status/746794654788530176
>>146585858
BASED PETER "THE DAGGER" DAGER
>>146585858
JESUS FUCK COMPLETELY FUCKING ANNIHILATED WILL THAT FAGGOT FRENCH TWINK EVER BE ABLE TO RECOVER????
>>146585858
HOLY SHIT STOP
THE MAN HAS A FAMILY
>>146585842
r u implying that Secret or EG are not tier 2 teams now?
>>146585958
The only time /vg/ can behave is when none of the teams playing arent EU, NA or "honorary NA"
>>146585585
They are stoners, potheads, weed bros. All those who indulge in weed are losers and destined for worthlessness.
>>146585958
>Eu team pretending to be NA
>gets BTFO by Based NA+UK Anglostack
>>146586007
who knows what other countries will leave by then LMAO
>>146585858
lmao who the fuck does that pizza face na faggot think he is?
>>146585858
>>146586018
inb4 he's forced to delete it
>I BELIEVE YUROP HAS A SINGLE TIER 1 TEAM
>>146585858
A LITERAL GOD TASTELESS
>NA DOTA
>>146585958
Nope.
>>146586137
7CKNGSHIT HASN'T BEEN RELEVANT SINCE HIS MTW DAYS 4 YEARS AGO
ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>B-BUT MY TEAM WON HONEYPOT LANS SO THEY'RE GOOD
>>146585858
dotards???
>wanna play video games
>but FUCKING NA DOTA GOING ON AND I'M BLEEDING BLUE
How do I cope, how do I stop watching?
I keep trying but every time there's ANOTHER AMERICAN DOTA GAME.
>>146586137
where?
>>146585882
this.
also fuck off iexies.
>>146586018
holy moly
Henrik Ahnberg @AdmiralBulldog 48m48 minutes ago
This negro player from vulture gaming is legit
>>146586137
>EU KEKS ACTUALLY TRYING TO THREATEN THEIR NA BULLS
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP LOL
>>146586162
Must feel bad knowing that all NA teams (EG, COL, DC, Secret) are now tier 2 or 3 teams while we have OG and/or Liquid in pretty much every relevant final
>b-but EG is saving strats, theyll make it top 8 atleast, youll see!
>3k MMR International Ranked
>Spam Riki as Second Pick just like all the teams in qualifiers are doing
>World's Easiest Mindgames
>"We can counter it"
>Slardar or Bounty Hunter picked every game
>Riki counters BH and Slardar harder than they counter him at this MMR
>implying I won't buy a dblade
>implying I won't buy wards
>implying I won't silence you
>implying you don't have slow fingers
>implying I won't proc 4 slows on you in one ult
You choose your friends. Sometimes your enemies choose you.
>>146586302
/ourguy/
what went wrong
>>146586302
He honestly thinks qualifiers matter huh? What a little turd.
What does mad's skill matter? Yes, he's shit. It's not relevant. The level of competition in EU vs NA is completely different. You'd have to be retarded not to understand this.
>>146586127
but im norwegina
>>146586081
>The only time /vg/ can behave is when none of the teams playing arent EU, NA or "honorary NA"
aka no name gigashitter who craptastic awful shit dota
be reminded that 4chan's oldest meta is USA vs EU
thank you based /sp/, prognosticator of all of modern 4chan
>>146586295
He's quasi-relevant as a coach now considering he started coaching OG right before Manila and OG is now the top team in the world.
>NA dotards still dare to show up on this general despite all
MAD
BECAUSE
HE'S
BAD
>>146586384
Does Bamboe have the most punchable face in dota? Personality doesnt matter, just face. Always having that poo in the loo grin
>>146586326
TI6, if the shitters in EG manage to not choke and make it through the qualifiers.
>>146586384
sexy bamboe is a shit player
and so was the rest of his team
then they let merlini call shots which autoloses teamfights
>>146586302
>threatens someone
>le saltmaymay
>>146586431
BUT THERE'S ONE TEAM IN NA THAT IS GOOD??? YEAH SO UH THAT EVENS IT OUT.
>>146586501
>/d2g/ denies that Peter is literally our guy
What gives?
>>146585858
>>146586302
What is this fucking faggot even bitching about? Does he honestly think any team in the EU qualifier other than Secret and maybe Alliance would be good enough to get through EG and DC?
>>146586501
NA HAS BEEN ETERNALLY BTFO
.....................................................................
*wins another TI*
o wait
>>146586467
That's like saying 1437 is relevant for being a coach of Secret
>all these delusional yurocucks and third world shitskins who weren't here for TI5 and don't know about The Law Of The Honeypot
Meanwhile those who have been have disappeared because they know their goose is cooked.
>>146586443
fuck off stupid ruski
>>146586443
EU vs USA is the old beef, but these days instead of rooting for USA/EU when they win, it's just excuses on why this or that team isn't really NA/EU or how this team was saving strats/honeypot etc
>fuckingmad
coaching the best team in the world
>ppd
playing in an open qualifier team
>>146586571
>reddit owner
Lol
>>146586584
>implying VP didn't dumpster secret
>>146586584
>not being proud of having more tier 3 teams than NA
seriously noob?
>>146586571
i'm sorry but he's really retarded sometimes
mad is right. NAdota scene is a joke and valve really needs to do something different there. Even with europlayers (DC, Col) NA still can't have worthy qualifiers
>>146586668
Yeah, "coaching" sure is a reflection of skill
Guess what PPD has that 7ckingmad never will?
A legitimate TI win :^)
>>146586632
t. 60%
Whatever you do, don't post it
>>146586668
bait
>Standin.Negro
what did he mean by this?
>a brit blowing the fuck out of yurocucks
>>146586605
?
But a full NA team ahs never won TI. A team with a chink and two shitskins, sure. Call me when your most pureblood american team, Not Today wins TI, then we talk
>>146586751
Leddit detected.
>>146586751
just have one qualifier for NA/EU and make it a lan. there you go
BASED GRANDGRANT
>>146586668
>ppd
captain of TEAM REDDIT, A TEAM OWNED BY THE GUY WHO FOUNDED DOTA REDDIT
>7uckingmad
Coach of Our Guys
The choice is clear here.
>>146586632
>unironically rooting for a reddit owned team of shitskins led by le ebin jew mastermind of much salt
>>146586860
tfw i get banned whenever i post that
>>146586860
>>146586865
Alliance cuck reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lets be honest, 7ckingmad would tear down PPD and his twig legs.
>walmart EG fanboy on panel who can't make any predictions that dont involve EG
oh boy can't wait for this completely neutral panel
JuggerNAAAAAUUUT
>you will never be as cuckolded as members of the yuropeon union
feels good man
>>146586906
>salty because he played you like a fiddle at TI5 and is doing so again at TI6
w e w
e
w
stay furious lad
>>146585708
>"lol I'm going to try and go on the cliff"
>Then gangrapes Swinds
This man will make UK Dota a thing and the bantaz will be unreal
>>146586779
best dota waifu
>>146586804
>leaves EU
>becomes relevant
Holy fuck
>>146586951
That's why we have guns. Ppd just blows 7ckingshit's brain off.
>>146585858
>>146586302
>invite two no-name shitstain teams because muh reddit rules
>surprised when the games are shit
literally only one team go through the open qualifiers because of reddit, Shazam, Cucks4Life, Ristustack, freedom are all better than the drinkingboys/vultur gaming
DOTARDS?
LOL
>>146586860
How do pictures like that even get on the internet. Like why even take the picture.
And I assume that's loda or kelly's ex?
>>146586990
ye my life changed a lot since the UK """left"""" the yuroPEON union XD im not even going to move theres just nothing elft for me on Earth I will just kill myself :)
>>146587091
and with EG forced to compete it in too I mean what the fuck did you expect?
>>146586804
libs gonna lib
haji wasted 50 fags in orlando and the media says its because he's a closet gay
Censors the 9/11 call from all references to islam or ISIS
>>146587135
but the majority of islamics and arabs are in england
>>146587030
le honorary european XDDD
>>146587150
Presumably it's Loda
>>146587196
holy fuck this is one incredibly assblasted member of the union of yuropeon cuckolds
a union which is falling apart thanks to based britbros
>>146587140
>All those failed """teams""""
Yuropoors?
>>146587135
For the last time Sadiq, you're not white
>>146587135
But the most surveillance happens in the UK and would be way worse if it weren't for a few people with a conscience and morals in the house of lords.
>>146587140
YOU JUST CAN'T COMPARE TO THE AMERICAN BULLS
>>146587137
>>146587137
chotto matte xd
Why are there so much /pol/ shit here?
>>146587140
2 million for PPD
wtf?
>>146587135
>>146587301
>shut down borders
>stuck inside with more mudslimes than Israel has
???
how can you be a scripter & a good player at the same time
>>146587140
>ignoring ppd, because he does not fit my narrative, lets discuss thing
>yuros try to make a great political establishment to push cuckoldry, leftism, SJWism and muslim refugees
>get BTFO by based anglos
>>146587389
Brits suddenly found some joy in life again.
>>146587440
Another important question. How do you know someone is scripting?
>>146587440
>git gud
>use script
???
>>146587140
So many shit teams. But he has never been the problem of course ;^)
>coach of OG, winner of the last major
vs
>captain of EG, last place finisher of the last major
Who wins?
>>146586137
Is this faggot for real?
>>146587376
who in the house of lords has a conscience lol i thought that was haram
Reminder that standin.negro is literally our guy
>>146587389
Because EU team with UK guy in it won against NA team with swedes in it.
NA (and EU aswell) will always make up excuses on why the team isnt their enemies team
>>146587301
since when is not caring associated with being butthurt? can you not pick up from my post i literally do not care, and when I say "theres nothing left for me on earth ill just kill ymself" i actually meant "Theres actually things for me on earth, tehrefore i wont actually kill myself"
fuck off, you and the 3 billion muslims in the UK
>b-but muh butthurt!
t. londonistan citizen
>>146587521
But how? The pakis and nigerians are in their commonwealth, not the EU, and will keep coming.
>>146587554
The one who's actually playing and has had more historical success along with the one that's about to win TI6 after winning TI5.
Aka, come compete friend.
>>146587604
Those life peers who got in their on achievements other than being friends of blair/cameron/whoever.
>because of these stupid rules people actually think NA is the weakest region
RANDOM STACKS IN THE OPEN QUALIFIERS HAD BETTER GAMES THAN THE INVITED SHITCANS VALVE PICKED
ITS NOT THAT DOESN'T HAVE GOOD TEAMS IT'S THAT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ROSTER LOCKS
ALMOST EVERY TEAM IN THE RO8 IN THE OPEN QUAILFERS WOULD PERFORM BETTER THAN THESE SHITCANS
FUCK YOU REDDIT
fuck ppd desu senpai baka
>>146587554
>A guy who's not playing the game and gives drafting advice versus
vs
>The captain of the best team in an entire region
Who wins?
>>146587648
?
It's not like there's free travel in the commonwealth mate
>>146587547
>>146587140
>FUCKINGMAD IS LITERALLY THE ONLY CONSTANT
>>146587620
>literally an assblasted yurocuck
my sides
REMINDER THAT EG'S MANAGER IS LITERALLY THE MAN THAT CREATED /R/DOTA2
EG IS EMPIRICALLY THE MOST REDDIT TEAM IMAGINABLE
>>146587684
k
thanks for ur opinion
really value it
thanks
>>146587610
kill yourself.
>>146587703
Is best team in NA really something to be proud of?
Don't you get that title just by sticking together for more than a month?
Will Yuropoors fall for honeypot LANs two years in a row?
Is such a thing even possible?
>>146587135
UKKEKS LIVING IN DENIAL
>>146587610
>eu team with UK guy
Literally 0 yurocucks on FDL you liar! Why lie?!
>>146587684
Doesn't change much
EG and DC are still going to win
>>146587776
See >>146587140
Nice "teams" Mr. Coach has a history of
:^)
>>146587720
Yet the bongs take them in anyway. That's how they've always gotten in.
>>146587720
>Queen dies
>Charles/William becomes king (Charles might die before his mum)
>Commonwealth gets the fuck out because their remaining bond died
Also, Scotland leaving, N. Ireland leaving, Wales full leave now they've been cucked out of extra NHS funds.
>>146587749
>EG cucking redditors hard from control over /r/dota2 as well as other relevant subreddits
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
everyone knows reddit is shit simply because the earliest mods control _everything_
if you want to keep reddit down, you have to take control of the subreddits one way or another
>>146587775
>a fucking leaf
and dropped
>>146587775
yeah and no one but Beesa matters here because OUR GUY XD
>>146587819
UK honorary EU XD
>>146587786
>implying TI6 won't be an honeypot
>>146587683
>Those life peers who got in their on achievements other than being friends of blair/cameron/whoever.
But to be in the house of lords you need to be knighted which means the queen handpicks whoever she wants
>NA QUALIFIER --> 7 TEAMS, 3 QUALIFY. OTHER QUALIFIERS --> 10 TEAMS, 3 QUALIFY. FAIR
Nice game dotards
>>146587724
>says assblasted
>says cuck
>yuroPEON
>mMY SIDES!!
>nigel old farrt-age poster
holy shit you underage go back to /pol/ and bait there, please just get off this board
>>146587895
You moved the goal posts so far that we're not even playing the same game anymore. Here's your last (You) you fucking addict.
>>146587936
*Na qualifier, 2048+5 teams, other qualifiers 2048+8 teams
The difference is insignificant.
>DKB actually putting up a fight against VB
Nice qualifier team you got there lmao
>>146587936
>Drinking Boys
>Vulture
>FDL
>>146587963
>redditor this fucking new to the gulag
>furious because his precious EU is being made fun of and falling apart
>>146587936
>least relevant region out of America/EU/Chinks/CIS
>gets least screentime
seems fair
>>146587936
But na only has five real teams
>>146587936
How many of the NA qualifier teams are even majority NA?
Daily reminder that Febby = NA, ergo MVP = NA
>tfw compendium is only level 80
this blows.
>>146588083
>EG
>DC
>FDL
>CoL if we stretch it
Who's the filth?
>>146588025
can you please just go ahead and say how you're 16 so you can get banned and be done with it my god, thanks.
How to fix the problem of american qualifiers for future valve tournaments:
>1 direct invite
>2 teams invited to regional qualifiers
>2 open qualifier teams
>1 team advances from regional qualifier, american region is barred from being wildcard until it steps up its game
There, I fixed it.
>>146588083
Wich ones are number 4 and 5?
>Valve is lazy as fuck and combines CIS with EU
>WJOA GUYS WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TEAMS IN EU ?!?!?!?!?!?
It's because all the good teams are CIS.
>implying these NA games haven't been complete stomps
>>146587968
thanks! :)
On which BTS stream is Sheever just constantly showing of her legs?
>>146587749
EG fancucks will never recognize it, they will continue to insist that ppd is their guy despite him being a massive redditor.
They will ignore our true guy, moonmeander who
-has been caught with exhentai tabs open while streaming
-has better taste in anime than EE
-used to stream with kleenex and lube on his desk until someone asked him about it
-admitted to masturbating at work back when he was a young wagecuck
-is openly racist
the only difference between him and us is that he is good at dota which has gotten him money and several girls, he was a loser nerd virgin when he started as a HoN streamer. I still remember him ranting about the Jews controlling everything. It's sad that he's had to 'clean up' his act and is now limited to dropping items on people.
>>146588109
I don't believe any teams are truly NA
>>146588083
>>146588151
Name ONE team that has 5 white NA players
will col throw for 322 money
i mean its not like they are playing for anything
>>146588228
the same stream with the webm of her pissing like a horse XDDX GFXD XD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>146588160
or you could just fill your teams with eu bulls.
>>146588204
Europe+CIS is about same population as NA+SA, so I see no problem here.
>>146588160
I don't get the problem here. Obviously NA has a small amount of team that deserve to play in TI, so why is this a problem aslong as EG+1 qualifies? We already got enough underdogs
>>146588295
>NA = white
Nah
>>146587140
>complains about dumpster teams in qualifiers
>has been in over a dozen trash teams
>>146588242
>anime
confirmed reddit's guy
>>146587684
>>146587684
>>146587684
>>146587684
Pretty much this.
If Valve had just invited Ritsu's stack and Shazam instead of making them go through each other and EG this would be a lot closer
>>146588295
shazam?
>win condition
stop this
>>146588295
>Name ONE team that has 5 white NA players
VULTUR GAMING
>>146588314
Even with swindle on full tilt I doubt they can lose it
>>146588242
>people shilling for moon only now that he's on an EU team
EVERY TIME
do not fall for the yurotricks, they are desperate as their union is falling apart and it has begun to dawn on them that This Is TI5 All Over Again.
>>146588317
ironically posting shit memes still helps them proliferate
>>146588351
>american argumentation
>>146588295
also having NA chinks dont count. Name teams with 5 pizzaface Swindlezz or hairy IXMikes
>>146588337
yeah expect that it's not (yet) filled with mongrels and is actually competitive.
THERE ARE EU KEKS IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW WHO THINK TI6 WON'T BE AN NA VS NA FINALS
>>146588349
America and Canada were founded as explicitly white countries
How can you be NA if you aren't white?
>>146588389
mss is poo skin and SVG's last name is silverman, probably jew
>>146588469
swindle is jew and mike is indian
So when does the double elimination start?
Monday?
>>146588525
What about forest niggers
>>146588525
By being born in NA.
>>146588430
Probably no one in Europe cares about the union, everyone knows that it's been doomed for years now ,but no one wants to come up with a stable nation specific economies
>>146588523
I mean at this pace every team top 16 is either NA because 1 NA player or honorary NA
Nahaz is so full of shit jesus christ
He just makes shit up about himself
>>146588490
>le 4chan is le sekrit club for anime addicted NEETs like me
?
this aint 2005 hombre
4chan is a mainstream meme and shitposting website with a dying hugbox containment board for weebs
>>146588314
They'll throw merely by being who they are, they won't even do it on purpose.
>>146588387
>Giving ritsu an invite to anything
Why would gabe stoop that low. He banned james, he'd ban ritsu if it looked like he was going to break through.
>>146588478
Then get your continents together you shits. If the former soviet union could do it, fucking Venezuala, Chile and the likes should be able to get over having been fucked by the US in the cold war.
>>146588613
how's this fuck still relevant
every single thread you do this stupid na vs eu shit
>Australia has more direct invite teams than NA
Uhhhhhhhhhh, dotards???????
>Nahaz is a winesnob
>>146588604
So back when RTZ was doing good and liked in /vg/, he really wasn't NA?
>>146588337
Except SA essentially does not exist so it should be
>NA Qualifiers
>EU Qualifiers
>CIS Qualifiers
>>146588720
>One of EU's best teams is mostly NA players
uh dotards?
>>146588720
Won't have to for much longer when the EU cannibalizes itself, it'll be based anglosphere vs Islam shitposting
>nahaz
why
just
why
why is a middle aged man wasting his time with video games, and why is he invited to participate in these things
Uh, DC are just pretending to be retarded right now right?
>>146588621
Are you seriously not aware of the fact that animeposting isn't the bane ruining this site?
Are Vultur our guys?
Stop bullying each other!
This main stream cast is fucking great with Charlie, Cap, Grant and Nahaz
>>146588859
Do we literally know even one single thing about them?
>>146588720
I agree. It was fine when it was clearly NA vs EU and when one team was doing good, they would shittalk. But now since both regions have some questionable times/teams, they make up excuses like honeypot or honorary EU/NA and all it does is bait people
now that i think about it, is alliance the only full white team? the only other contender is complexity, but jews arent white.
>>146588859
Yeah we're like peruvians but white
>>146588160
nah, instead switch to an organization based invite system, remove all roster lock restrictions and arrange an invite for each major winning organization and set up an open points system that will assign one invite for Americas, EU/RUS, China and then the rest of Asia based on performance in non-valve tournaments (using prize pool to assign weight to each tournament).
Then internationalize open qualifiers, invite the top 6 teams and leave two wildcards.This ensures that at least one team out of each major region is present and allows for shifts in regional dominance to be represented in invites, prevents Mineski retardation with the 16th place team having zero wins.
>>146588828
This so hard.
Anglobros are winning hard.
>>146587009
Who is this. I need to know for biology research.
>>146588856
It's a necessary evil to keep out reddit, newfriend
>>146588864
>Nahaz
stopped reading right there
>>146588891
No, one might say...........they are anonymous.
If you're from the EU you can't post below this post
god tier : discussion about the EU and brexit
shit tier : discussion about dota during some boring irrelevant honeypot qualifiers which EG and Secret are guaranteed to win 100%
>>146588904
Isn't Ad Finem white? and Flipsid3
Can Vultur and Drinking Boys just do us all a favor and forfeit the rest of the games so we don't have to waste our time watching them?
>>146588972
I agree he's obnoxious usually (when he tries to analyze etc) but now they've just been flinging banter.
>>146589093
>turk rapebabies
>white
>slavs
>white
>>146589054
>usa thinking they can control something more than their lapdog uk
k lad
>>146588720
it's because na is a big pile of steaming shit and actually gets 2 spots and 1 wildcard.
>>146589118
nah, just nah, he cannot banter
Reminder that Onas makes you better at Dota.
when's the next EG game
>>146589218
after this vs beesa
>>146588430
Moon is above scene idiocy. He is a native Chinese speaker from Singapore who lives in Canada and has lived in Denmark for almost a year throughout his life IIRC. OG is two middle easterners, two Danes and Moonmeander.
>>146588904
FINNSTACK
>no car hero
>>146589208
creepy anime addicted NEET
>And he actually gets out alive. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
>>146589321
>HE IS DONEZO
Is the audio crackling for anyone else on the bts1 stream?
When are all the anglo nations going to form an alliance and btfo the EU once and for all?
>>146589321
Is Maut the most boring dota personality?
>>146589283
>finns
>white
>>146588947
Why do NZ even count? They don't do anything, they might as well be a fucking moon colony.
>>146589208
>still in the wrapper
?
did you buy it just to put it on display?
>>146589392
what about motpax?
are drinking boys our boys
>>146589282
>OG is two middle easterners, two Danes and Moonmeander.
So how the fuck is it europeon
>>146588904
All the Russian teams.
>>146589381
>BTFO EU
>Russia picks up the pieces
>Now its the whole planet vs 2 countries and 3 who aren't even 50 millions combined
>Vs the entire planet
>>146589381
>BTFO
literally who cares about politics, what r u a normie?
Shit talking about dota regions is fine but dont bring that normie stuff here
>>146589415
nigga finns might be EU mongols but theyre literally the most white people there are
>before attending Australian uni: average mid at best
>after attending Australian uni: direct invite to TI
uhhhhhhhhhh, dotards?
>>146589494
Miracle is
*
**
***
CANONICALLY
***
**
*
a Polish Player
These are some high quality games right here
>drinkingboys
>>146589381
Yeah, call us when you have a decent team without imported Asians.
>>146589476
>irredeemably trash tier team
sure
>>146588387
where's draskyl
>>146589652
end it all? yeah
>MIRACLE IS POLISH
>KURO IS GERMAN
PEOPLE
ACTUALLY
BELIEVE
THIS
W E W
E
W
L A D
A
D
ONLY A MEMBER OF THE UNION OF YUROPEON KEKOLDS COULD
BE
SO
BRAIN
DAMAGED
I got 4 screens but I still don't have enough time to watch games since I gotta shitpost about UK mudslines, NA/EU flames and EU falling. sub to my blog
>>146589698
Go to LoL if you want strict definitions of what a region defines.They recently introduced a rule that for a player to compete for a team in a region, he has to have lived in that region for at least 2 years I believe
>>146589698
call us when you have a decent team without imported muslims
what's valves face right now when EG, as expected completely shit on the OQ and MQ?
>>146589652
>4chan filename
you can't trick me, dotard
>>146589652
Found your geolocation through photo's metadata, sending this pic to your mom as we speak.
>>146589767
MIRACLE IS POLISH KURWA
>Valve now bans pro players from competetive play based on their behavior in pubs
What happens?
>>146589392
what about every yuro personality except for the brits(who i guess arent yuro anymore anyway)
>>146589813
Yeah but we openly import them. That's the whole reason you call us cucks, or did you forget?
>Grant trying to flame EU dota
>gets smashed down
>remains silent after
Man, I remember when Grant used to do drunk casts daily and was savage
>EUfags actually believe that miracle is polish and that kuro is german
>>146589823
I wonder if they regret listening to reddit at all.
>>146589767
miracle has polish citizenship he was born in poland
kuro has german citizenship he was born in germany
?
>>146589767
u ok?
>>146589957
how does that change anything lmao, fucking brain damaged cucks
>There are people in this thread whose Invokers aren't Majin Vegeta
>LIterally nahaz wants the rule to be changed
>NA shitcucks agreeing with Nahaz
That's when you have to take a step back and reconsider your opinions, if you agree with the socialist professor of economics and memestatistics.
why the fuck is that cuc k fluff there?
>>146589767
>literally have a team that calls itself "cucked for life"
>tries to poke fun at other regions
lmao
>inb4 it's only le epic trollz xDDD
no man, they embrace their future with open arms and accept their fate like men
>>146589978
Racist. Bigot. Xenophobe. Why are you so against globalism goyi--- I mean, guy?
>>146589896
we league then
>>146589897
nah
>>146590034
biding his time
>>146590017
i dont abuse broken champs
i've randomed him thrice and won every time
>>146590034
No one could stop him
>>146589978
who cares anyway.
>>>/pol/
>>>/reddit/
>>146589991
nationhood and citizenship are 2 seperate things
the marxists hand out citizenship to foreigners, good for them
Doesn't make kurok into a german, doesn't make miracle into a pole
>>146590034
to cleanse all the bad casters form the scene
>>146589581
most of the CIS teams have tartars on them
>>146590017
It's literally Teen Invoker.
We're closer to anime skins than you think.
>>146590034
It's not like he has any place to be.
Has Fluff even said a single word this entire time? He's fucking scary, what is he even thinking?
>>146590017
That's a pretty sweet spec set desu
>>146589991
>>146589995
>cuckolds of the yuropeon union
>>146590069
>HE'S SO BRAIN DAMAGED HE DOESN'T EVEN GET HUMOR
>HE'LL INVITE MUSLIMS BY THE MILLIONS TO DESTROY HIS ENTIRE COUNTRY AND HERITAGE THOUGH
>Y-Y-YOU'RE THE KEKS THOUGH, YOU PEOPLE WITH BORDERS
>>146590034
loaded pistol in the back of his pants
>>146590124
nationhood is a social construct anyway, only angry neckbeards with nothing else to be proud of resort to such concepts.
>>146590124
so miracle actually has no nationality since his parents have different ones?
i dont get this meme desu
>>146589494
It's not, OG is an international team and is listed as such. It is considered EU because the EU includes the middle east and Africa in dota qualifiers much as NA includes SA.
The region based qualifier system is bullshit because almost all good teams outside of China have cross region players and most of the best Chinese teams do as well nowdays.
>>146590171
america is only half white, with a negro president
how u talk?
>>146590017
looks anime as fuck
>>146589767
Uhh, USA is LITERALLY a COUNTRY founded upon that idea and EG are THE team that corporates that cuck thought with Zai/Sumail/Universe etc immigrants
>people born in le country mean they're part of that nation
???????
yuros?
this is why countries are fleeing the EU
>europe has 13+ good teams
>only 1(one) of them doesn't have majority european players
>na has 3 good teams
>only 1 of them actually has majority na players
You can't make this shit up
>>146590364
but both scotland and ireland will join the eu so netsum will actually be +1 lmao
>>146590347
What has grant just seen, /d2g?
>>146590337
>>146589882
>>146590357
>>146590069
>ACTUALLY responding to le epic shibolet troll guy
shaking my head to be quite honest with you family member.
Fuck off newshits.
>>146590414
?
Both EG and FDL are mostly NA though??
>>146590414
""european""
>>146590563
what is liquid
>>146590320
only a fucking cuck would think he's polish.
I think fluff is about to blow up the building
>>146584272
>social experiment
Thats what I've been thinking for a long time now. All that arbitrary information they also keep about each game and such. Odd stuff indeed famalam.
>>146589208
you need tof ucking end yourself mate
>>146590364
Well, yeah, that's how citizenship and second generation immigrants work. Sorry if brown people are hurting your feelings by existing.
>>146590034
fluff's genocide crusade begins here
>>146589632
>chikin maru
what does he mean by that?
>>146590364
That's exactly how it works faggot
>>146590605
okay i get that hes not polish
so hes not jordanian either since his mother isnt jordanian
so what is he then m8 thats what im wondering
>>146590320
thats why race mixing is condemned and was illegal for a long time
generally the mongrels are apart of whatever shitty nation bastardized their white ancestry
Grandgrant is so fucking based.
nahaz is actually p chill when hes just chilling with cap n palls
>>146590592
a wholly european team who have yet to win anything of note
>>146590652
>>146590692
t. yuropeon cuckolds
>>146590017
I'll still keep my heaven piercing pallys, senpai. All I might want from this apalling set is the cape for the tornado and emp. I've already got the anime hair and that mask would make it look even worse tbqhmiafof.
>>146590798
just don't get him started on politics, then he''ll inform everyone he's a castrated liberal fgt, and we'll hate him
>>146590732
Well said sir! We were born on le wrong generation, back in XVI we would've hanged these degenerates good sir, such a shame *sips whiskey*
>>146590017
Sumail paid 700 dollars to get that.
Valve has literal casino in their fucking game
>>146590630
>. All that arbitrary information they also keep about each game
What information
also watch this
This is why they are doing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TELWj6-kPug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHcTKWiZ8sI
>>146590942
also known as the second best team in the world?
>>146590967
Western civilization has been maintained for thousands of years
and now you libs come along, wanting to piss it all away
>>146590967
shibbolethed the societal justice warrior yuropeon cuckold right here
>>146590821
>kuro
>europeon
This thread took a turn for the worst, someone needs to make a new one so we can clear this cuckfest
>>146590867
Yeah, I was born within europe. I don't care about your name calling though, what is a cuckold anyway? Be aware that I expect nothing less than a 5000 word essay on the subject from such an educated individual like yourself.
>>146590510
sheever nudes
>>146590681
its a chain restaurants in seoul that sell fried chicken. theyre ok but not good as kfc IMO
DAE read /int/? :DDDDDD
>These teams didn't make it through the open qualifiers but they'd have absolutely destroyed here!!!!
Then why didn't they make it through the open qualifiers then?
Checkmate.
>>146591085
>why are all these people not supporting muh muslim hordes? yes once we get rid of these people we have a true cuckolds paradise
>>146591113
>Yeah, I was born within europe
A shame you will never see the light.
Enjoy your union crumbling to pieces.
>play against Peter Pandaman
>don't ban out Treant
icefrog here, want to release 6.88b but first i need someone to post THE WEBM
>>146591215
Because there was only one spot and they have to play a bunch of B01's
>>146591206
>posts as a finn
>because he's assblated about /int/bros on d2g
?????
finns and australians make up the entire purpose of 4chan
memes and shitposting
Why don't ALL teams have to play through open qualifiers?
Just add in a losers bracket so you don't have 2 top tier teams eliminating each other in the early games
>>146590034
To appease him so he doesn't shoot up TI6
>>146591215
because the open qualifiers were bo1's for many rounds and EG was forced to go through them, and only 2 spots came from opens, so only 1 of those other teams who weren't EG could come
meanwhile trash like drinking boys and vultur were invited
>>146591070
Well said sir, there was NOTHING before western civilization and nothing after it! Technological and societal progress are intimately bound to the well-being of the white masterrace! We are doomed if we lose our white values, the day of the rope will come and we will cleanse these degenerates my good sir *eats cheetos* *drops out of college for the 3rd time*
>>146591404
"memes and shitposting" are what reddit and tumblr say they're about too
>>146591435
ask one of the EU open qualifier teams who lost their bo1 due to DDOS
>They gave away terrorblade
?????
They had the opportunity to pick it right there, but lmao no, let's pick jugg
>>146591225
Europe is pretty chill m8, why don't you travel a little bit, see the world and talk to actual people before making uneducated assumptions?
>sumails air jordan av
>>146590728
a fucking mongrel, meme, marxists wet dream, """"world citizen"""".
>>146591664
I've lived there lad, prior to the muslim horde invasion.
it's nice to travel to, but it is a cesspool controlled by leftists and it a god awful place to have a permanent residence these days
>>146591581
Sexual urges that should not exist are rising in me. Anime is a tool of the devil, of this I have no doubt.
>>146591656
cute! CUTE!
>>146590017
If, by any chance, Invoker wins the arcana vote. How will valve sort it out with there being immortals already that change spell effects and shit?
Plus HPPs which are pretty neat as well.
t. no arcanas
is max memescreen still the ideal build for roaming rikimaroon?
>tempo controller
what did cap mean by this?
>le shreck
?????????????????????????????????
Does anyone remember the name of a female dota2 player that was playing in the last 2 years in NA. She was initially a sub for the team then moved into a semi-permanent pos. I think she was Asian-American? Around the time when there was NAVI.US?
Anybody, NA Dotards?
Meme draft?
>>146591614
maybe dont give people you're IP
>>146590728
the non-whites wish they were white, so they accept halfbreads as one of them usually
The muslims also think of themselves as muslims first, then nationalities/races/whatever
>>146591771
I disagree, but then I'm not asshurt about brown people existing. Where do you live now?
>>146591581
this webm is the perfect representation of what's wrong with anime.
you see, this show is highly rated and all you will ever see from it is this kind of webm.
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE PEOPLE WATCH THIS FUCKING DOGSHIT OF A ANIME. STOP THINKING IT'S GOOD JESUS FUCK. LITERALLY EVERY ANIME IS NOW THE FUCKING SAME. THANKS FOR RUINING THE INDUSTRY FOR EVER YOU FUCKS
re.
>>146591536
without a strong western civilization there would not have been the technological and scientific progression that has brought us to this point, we would not have dota, and instead we would be praying facing mecca all day and living without electricity
>>146591903
In a land that isn't cucked by the EU and controlled by leftists / muslims.
I'm sure you love shitskins though, as you are either one yourself or a retarded SJW.
>Ha ha well memed
Our guys
>>146591536
Thanks for taking time out of your busy saturday schedule of masturbating to bbc cuckold porn to post this, ledditor. You're really making a difference
>>146591963
The webms are like that because it's 95% talking with quite static scenery and 5% fan service like that
>>146592074
>>>/reddit/
>>146592074
almost every meme involving the word 'meme' is tumblr-tier at this point
Every single thing on this earth that is GOOD was invented by God fearing white christian men
And yet some liberals come along, asserting that we should just genocide ourselves for the ~greater good~
wonder who put that thinking in their heads
>>146592070
Oh, I guess we're resorting to name calling now. It's alright bb, you'll grow out of it anyway. Please don't get too upset, also tone down on the buzzwords, they make your posts look stupid.
>>146591879
zai
All these cucks posting LUL
>Miracle is half Polish half Jordanian
>Kuroky is half German half Iranian
>Lingling 2k MMR, Mememeander, Eternal Autism are Chinknadian
>Sumail is fuckin Paki
>Universe is Poo in Loo
>Fly is fuckin Jew
>RTZ is fuckin Uzbekistan
There is no white people here
We all got cucked
how do you want your meta senpai
>Those prediction updates
Oh my god Valve what were you thinking
>>146592229
oy vey the goyim know!
>shitskin instead of chink plays Terrorblade
if he wins this game, the balance of the world will be thrown off
>>146588129
THE AMERICANS HAVE TO FEIGN TO THE CHINKS AGAIN JUST LIKE IN STARCRAFT AND LEAGUE
Close
>>146592116
You tell him good sir! I bet he is touching himself to a NEGRO with some white slut, but they don't know once a white woman even dares to touch a non-white man they automatically become sub-woman! He's actually masturbating to bestiality! WOW I guess we sure told the redditor to FUCK off with our implying !
>>146591963
>mad nostalgiafag
lol
>>146592391
sumail has always been known for playing chink heroes like ember
>>146591536
upvoted my fellow muslim
>>146592276
hey handsome want some free dmg?
>>146591404
>memes and shitposting
>>146592263
no shit csgo is the white man's game
>146592525
Dumb pedoNEET
Someone get dongfx back to ban these intposting fuckheads
>>146592585
yea i reported him just do the same
>>146592483
Ember hasnt been chink for pretty much aslong a Doom
>>146592401
It's not the same
>>146592680
yeah but back when it was chink-only sumail played it
PLAYING THE CARRY
>>146592498
>no china?
top kek did you find this on stormfront?
enjoy your nsa getting btfo by chinese technology like the barbarians when crossbows and the great wall was invented
>>146592634
But the mod is the one shitposting
He works for the same people ruining the game and pro tip its not even valve anymore its someone higher
>>146592732
I miss EU hub so much
>>146592763
fair enough
>>146592630
Lesbian porn is the worst
>>146592678
>>146592585
When did reddit get here? If you get triggered by somebody posting anime this bad then you need to kill yourself immediately, no hesitation. You don't fucking belong here, fuck off.
>>146592678
Did you seriously just announce that you reported someone? Have you not read rule #7?
>>146592848
soe is cute!
>>146592862
get out
>>146592819
>china technology
?
is that why europeans were jus table to walk into their country and conquer them without trying since they were so fucking backwards?
>>146592871
before in this thread someone said that 4chan isnt for weebs and neets anymore. I hope someone bans the normies
>>146592862
>he likes watching other dudes fuck women
>>146592848
I wish soe would sit on my face so I could lift her
>>146592401
who the FUCK are even half these people
>>146592943
yeah but she's "kinda dumb looking puppy" cute
not "I wanna smear my man milk all over her face" cute
>American prime time.
>American teams playing.
>The thread turns into shitty /int/ & /pol/ crosspost thread
it keeps happening
>>146593041
>not wanting to smear ur milk on puppies
normies
Man, FDL are doing much better than I expected desu
>>146593041
I don't know about you but I would
>>146592401
When will these fuckfaces realize that filling a room with actual players is better than filling it with attention whore casters
>>146593104
gotta keep the normies out
>>146593104
it's what happens when american's are reminded that there exist a group of people more pathetic than them.
>>146593125
Literally Beesa, playing the Carry.
>>146593127
looks like a clown came on her
winning with terrorblade mid is alot like making a woman orgasm
only the best can do it consistently
>>146593129
Depends on players. Having social players like in the EU hub made it great. Having neets and dickheads who get offended is probably even worse than having B-tier casters only
>>146593127
OF COURSE I WOULD
I WOULD BANG LESSER BEINGS TOO, HELL IM DOWN FOR A CHUBBY WITH DEFORMED LIMBS RIGHT NOW
THAT IS NOT THE POINT
>>146593174
int and pol are the most reddit and normie boards after tv though
Who the fuck has them faggy dogs?
>>146593245
That analogy doesnt work if ur against lesh ))
>>146593295
>Having neets and dickheads who get offended is probably even worse than having B-tier casters only
There's no difference between those two groups
So this is the best yurop has to offer
>tfw this is going to be the closest game of the American qualifier and it's still gonna be a stomp
>>146593104
Yep, that's americans for you. They HAVE to be the center of attention otherwise they crumble like an ignored prom queen.
EU hub=cats
NA hub=dogs
So this means that officially dogs are NA cats are EU
Does anybody else feel like Dota is on the verge of death? The competitive scene is a mess, and the balance patches are all fugg'd
>>146593174
/int/ and /pol/ style discussion is literally the most normie things to do my man
>>146593245
yo lesnarposter, how does it feel to see all the pros using your treads-lance-yasha build on TB?
DAE THINK TB IS A LITTLE IMBA? :DDD
we got triggered NEETs, weebs, and yuros ITT
>>146593503
>>146593104
he gets paid for it
the other guy dudester left he is the new guy
>>146593472
While I forever want 60 min ricing dota back where only the carry has fun, this is a decent patch for a while. Every tactic and almost every hero is somewhat viable. Sure some strats are better than others, but on the right hand you can do many strats, instead of just the one meta strats
>>146593472
we have people like capitalist and nahaz as our premier hosts and personalities, so yeah dota is pretty much dead
Col is literally going to lose to drinking boys
when is sheever
this qualifier sucks
>>146593504
just one word hombre
vindicated
>>146593541
EU are NEET weebs
NA are chad normies
not suprised considering u keep throwing irrelevant politics around
Really though, what the fuck was with this Jugg pick?
TB was still in the pool, but 'lmao no let's pick Jugg'
So this is the result reddit/valve wanted.
FeedFeed & Feed
>18min GG
>>146593719
BLACKED
when
>>146593503
>>146593313
reddit gets fucking triggered to hell by pol content tho.
>both EG and secret are going to make it to ti6
oh well, the dream was fun while it lasted
>>146593751
Jugg is popular, bad teams don't pick based on anything other than that.
Zai's & PPD's synergy is so fucking great to watch.
>>146593751
it's that magical time in the meta when people forget that jugg is shit
>>146593435
Isn't DC vs EG the_match to look out for?
>>146593472
It is, just the cycle of life and bad decision making. It isn't any surprise that the game has gone to absolute shit after buffing every hero, introducing comeback mechanics and making le 5 man epic fights from minute 1 the only viable strat.
Bounty runes
Retard proof items
More passive gold
Cheaper TPs
Iron Talon
etc.
It's dead.
>EG rolling into TI with a roster even better than the one they won TI5 with
Can OG stop them?
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE NA CASTER OF REDDIT HATE
NO STREAM LAG AND EXTRA DOGS WILL COME TO YOU
BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "THANK YOU GRANT"
>>146593841
>TB isn't popular
'okay'
I just hope that both Col and Alliance fail to qualify. I want to see the salt
>>146593806
soon
shes gotten bored of bulldog, and odpixel is starting to bore her too, you can tell the loss of synergy when they talk together now. Its all a matter of time before she hops to someone else who can take up her time
>>146593065
>he doesn't bend his knees, swing it down between his legs and get a good upward swing going to give it some serious airtime
smdh pajkatt, smdh
>>146593503
yea cuz you see so much pol and int posting on reddit or other normie sites, right?
>>146593824
have you considered that maybe it's people that don't feel like discussing things other than games and/or anime with mostly uneducated/underage beings way too prone to spewing buzzwords? Have you ever heard the expression "beating a dead horse"?
>yuro primetime (d2g is all NEET)
>Shitposting skyrockets
>>146593935
I'm 90% sure at this point that FDL will beat CoL in the double elims.
>>146593918
THANK YOU MIRACLE
>>146593918
THANK YOU GRANT
>>146593824
>baiting white countries to hate each other
>spamming the same shit over and over
>Pol content
sure thing
WHERE'S THE PARTY
Uh, CoL aren't actually going to lose this, are they?
>>146593906
can they not get stopped by MVP this time?
>>146593992
There is. When there's nothing to talk about people resort to politics/religion/sports. These are the bonafide normie topics on low level social interactions, only barely above weather talk.
Or do you think racists, hooligans and bible thumpers are actual educated people able to hold conversations?
>>146593857
Friendly reminder that the euros in this thread said Zai wouldn't be able to play after his break.
Is eg gonna pick up arteezy again after winning TI?
>>146594216
>racists, hooligans and bible thumpers are actual educated people able to hold conversations?
More so than any damn liberals
>terrorblade is finally meta again
I can't stop being mean to Manneedroid, it makes me feel bad but every time I see him I want to go "EIGHT POINT FIVE"
>>146594301
It's Fear's last TI so probably. I would pick up Black or some newblood instead.
SWINDLE?
LET THE FUN BEGIN
>redditors being triggered by /int/ and /pol/bros
COL LOST
ITS OGRE
WHY DIDNT I BET
Fuck
>>146594338
>still no techies/warlock meta
>not even going to qualify
>>146593906
EG will get 2-0'd in the lower bracket finals byMVP
screencap this post
>>146594383
?
He's one of the best players in the world why would he retire?
>>146594383
It's Fear's last TI every TI.
Anybody watching Drinkingboys vs CoL?
Is storm coming back, /gulag/?
COL IS SO BAD
I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL SWINDLE RANTS ABOUT TI INVITES ON TWITTER
>LOSING
>TO
>DRINKING
>BOYS
>>146594358
8.5 what
WHO /DRINKING/ HERE?
>Col
>beating EG
>placing well at majors
>Shitting the best week before TI
it shows that swindles is new to dota, he doesnt know the rule of the honeypot
>>146594383
>>146594301
>>146594469M A S O N
Are DrinkingBoys lowkey good or are Col overrated?
So complexity is gonna go 1-2 after this...
>>146594478
i still dont understand why no one is picking storm when lifestealer is so meta
Wait, I was afk for an hour.
Is CoL seriously struggling against this literal who team?
>>146594448
that's not gonna happen
>>146594417
yep sure is funny
>>146594501
Out of ten
On reddit
>>146594617
hey reddit!
>>146594584
CoL are okay, they just need to drop the swindle brothers.
Probably the swedes too.
>>146594542
>Shitting the best
LMAO PHONEPOSTER
>We deserve a direct invite
What do you do when you've lost your lanes and can't farm because you're not safe even when not showing on map because they're in your jungle?
Do you just abandon?
>>146594681
>coL are okay they just need to completely disband
New thread when? This thread is maxed out full of cancer and shitflinging
>>146594601
far more plausible than most of the shit predictions that get posted here
>>146594717
He literally never said that.
>>146594717
Did he say that? Wasn't that tweet just defending alliance?
>>146594618
8.5 out of 10 what?
>>146594705
>not shitposting at work
>not literally hetting paid to shitpost
???
>>146594665
>meanwhile on reddit...
>>146594717
>tfw they're so ugly
why do they have to be so ugly?
>>146594864
>t-they qualified for some majors
>they won ti3!
literally the worst defense ever
>>146593472
In one sense it is dead like WoW died. But in another sense a bunch of casual babies will keep it's corpse animated.
The prize pool is interesting though, it appears the new player base isn't as passionate which is not surprising.
>Moonmeander : TI5 qualifier knocked out Euros outta NA Qualifiers FeelsGoodMan EU got KEKED CruW
he is indeed our guy
>>146594116
>>146594042
reddit literally censoring the info on orlando shooting, but yeah let's keep pretending pol is the problem here :^)
>>146594904
Why are seagulls attacking that climber? I thought they were cowardly bitches?
guys
please
dont let icefrog nerf me
If anyone wants to play dota with a 3400 MMR scrub that hasnt played for 2 years pls add. EU or NA east. http://steamcommunity.com/id/stoaga/
How can Zfreek be sookayat dota yet his brother is so fucking awful?
What food do you guys eat while playing? I like to make myself some frozen chicken tenders with just a dash of 'chup.
>>146595017
Except you are not pol
You are US agent desinfo and propaganda spreader d2g's cancer
alternatively JIDF but you are the new guy
>>146595086
reminder to ignore anime posters
>>146595060
dont worry supports literally cannot be op
@146595162
nigga what
>>146595162
>'chupnothing muchwhat's ketchup with you
Drinking boys storm is an absolute madman desu
He's making so much fucking space
>>146595226
And you base these assumptions on...
>>146595162
>'chup
thanks for reminding me to go shitpost on /ck/
>>146595351
this is face of a truly delusional NA fan
>>146594932
>/r/the_donald is all of reddit
I don't get this meme
>>146595017
pol censors shit that's too politically correct too. it's meant to be a cesspool/hugbox
>>146595226
d2g been a fucking mess of na/eu shitposting since forever.
Why does BTS have 4 (four) streams with exactly the same game and casters going on
>>146595480
Since /pol/ became the hot meme board and EG/secret/arteezy brought underage faggots into dota
>>146595113
Swindle is dunning-kruger effect given human form, the only pro in HoN shittier than him was ppd.
Zfreek has always been a pretty good player though.
when is this storm gonna build an aghs
Wew lads
Lots of redditors and other cancer in d2g
Listen the fuck up children
4chan has been entirely about NA vs EU since /sp/
This website stickies big events like the moon landing to shove it in yuros faces.
The olympics, the most based of all competitions between regions is soon upon us
You'd best shape the fuck up and git gud at shitposting if you want to survive it, you fucking cuckolds
>>146595535
>implying it wasnt Alliance that brought the underage faggots into dota
Why do they have puppies? Who the fuck would ever think puppies are more desirable than kittens?
>>146595430
you clearly don't browse /pol/, half the threads these days are just blatant "leftist" shitposting and constant arguing.
Its not actually pic related as you would think
>>146595653
This garbage is literally 14 year old memelord-tier now
I don't care what anyone says, now that you can't stack Battlefury, Radiance is is practically core on Ember Spirit.
YEAH I'M SURE HE CRASHED LMAO
>watch vilat because english caster doesn't work
>"crash.. mmmmhmmmm"
lmao
>>146595548
>le ppd is bad
w e w
e
w
>tac pause from swindle
why do pro players' computers suddenly crash in pro games but not pubs?
crash lmao
>>146595653
Olympics fucking sucks lad, it's in a diseased shithole this year
>>146595379
I was the reason your predecessor got demoted to reddit or so i think
>NEXT TIME ON DEE TOO GEE
NEW
>>146595775
>>146595775
>>146595775
>>146595775
>1sec need to calm myself down
What did he mean by this?
>>146595913
>10 memes early
>>146595430
yeah that's why it has been shilled to hell and back last 6 months right?
>>146595879
>implying that affects the banter
>implying it doesn't give us more ammo against south american shitskins
>>146595724
stay mad you live in an irrelevant shtihole lad
>>146595913
10 memes early
wew fucking lad
THERE WAS AN ATTEMPT
>>146595549
honestly I thought storm aghs was just a meme at first but if used properly (i.e. setting up wombocombo shit like ravage or vac-wall) it's so fucking good, especially if you're defending highground and the enemy bunch up like retards
bumping to 750
>>146595973
>>146596003
we made up for it being like 30 memes late last thread
>>146592975
The guy who ordered the forbidden palace built was highly superstitious, so when it was struck by lightning and parts of it caught fire he took that as a sign that china should stop exploring the world and become more insular, and so it stagnated. China's farming tech until then was the best in the world for the time, allowing more food production per square foot up until the industrial revolution.
>>146596000
Grow up