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Previous thread : >>146567712
how is a carry abaddon supposed to farm with no farming skills
FUCK BLITZ
beesa
playing the linkens holder
Lovin this thread tbqhwyf
1st for m-m-muh NA qualifiers ;_;
Not valve's fault the entire American scene has always been a shit. They did the right thing, there's just not enough talent in the American scene to truly punish EG.
https://twitter.com/AdmiralBulldog/status/746784255661973504
banned
>>146583426
You farm heroes
Is EG done for the day?
i like how vultur had to play the 3 best NA teams in a row their first day
poor jungle monkeys
are these fucking players seriously doing every damn thing to ruin the predictions? is it like fucking subconscious?
>reddit effectively reducing the number of NA teams in TI6
FUCKING BASED
Does it feel like TI5 all over again to you yet?
It's happening lads.
And even more so than you think
>Teams are going to fall for these qualifier honeypot strats and inaccurately prepare for zai riki and universe tide
PPD playing everryone like a fiddle
>FDL losing as usual
LITERALLY our guys
>>146583426
Carry Abby only works against a team with two supports with no hard disable. You spend early game diving on supports that can't stop you from killing them and snowball or you're fucked.
How do you stop false promise octrine radiance alch
literally 400 hp reg
>>146583526
Arg Dota is still shit regardless of whichever team they play.
>>146583525
they play FDL the set after this upcoming one.
>>146583485
This is what 4chan does to you
I wonder what reddit's up to!
>>146583485
Tusk's ingame name was literally Negro you mouthbreather.
FIRST BLOOD! ___________________________
>Pick carry abbadon
>Lose
was Tiago wrong all this time? how will he recover? Portugal will fall out of the euros tonight aswell
>E-EG WILL LOSE IN QUALS
>S-SO WILL SECRET
LMAO YUROKEKS
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
beesa playing the feeder
>>146583737
EG has a TI-winning lineup with Zai and Universe, why would they lose in the quals?
>>146583579
Secret vs EG finals would be the best. The ultimate fuck you to reddit for implementing these shitty roster locks garbage. They effectively destroyed the skill level of Dota by forcing bad teams to stay bad for months.
>beesacucks
HOW TO FIX ETHEREAL EBLADE IN 6.89:
>STR and INT increased from 10 to 15
>ether blast cooldown when cast on non-enemies reduced from 20 to 14
>instead of dealing 2x primary attribute+75 as magic damage, ether blast now deals 2x primary attribute+1.5x the sum of non-primary attributes as magic damage (i.e. before magic resistance, a morphling with 50 STR, 150 AGI, and 50 INT that uses ether blast would deal 450 magic damage instead of 375)
T. BALANCEPRO
>>146583713
>that dire team composition
>batrider cs
yeah fuck off with your triple digit mmr games dude
>le ebin super-effective rosterlock idea
>NAshit given as many qualifier slots as other region
>dogshit battlepass
>cosmetic skins that completely change the hero aesthetic and make it look like other heroes
>game turning more league of legends with every patch
Valve really is losing it
>>146583637
Thanks
>Chips and dip
>Ti6 qualifiers shitposting
>lights off
>blanket
Who /comfy/ here
d-don't w-worry guys d-drinking b-boys with d-defeat eg
CHOTTO MATTE
>>146583823
at worst they'd get 2nd due to a hiccup on CoL or DC
there's no way they lose in double elimination bo3s
LEISURELY
AT ONE OR MORE POINTS DURING THE REMAINDER OF THIS THREAD
POST YOUR BLITZEN
Hey guys, I noticed Cucks for Life got 3rd in bracket 1, but I don't see them in bracket 2. Did Mike give up?
>>146583912
this ones old, show us something fresh
Why are EG and (to a lesser extent) Fnatic both incredibly good teams despite the rest of their region being horseshit?
At least Europe has a larger pool of consistent players.
>we leave the EU
>UK Dota wins TI6
what can stop us lads?
>>146584015
top fukn kek Swindlez. Colon gaming is getting btfo by lit whos atm and you suggest EG post BuLba might drop a game to you?
>>146583969
I'd be in, but this doesn't feel like a qualifier for the best tournament ever.
3 decent teams dumpstering a bunch of tier 7 shitstains and forced 1000 matches instead off a good schedule.
>>146583921
cud actually b gud
>8 out of 15 players in the top NA teams are europeans
what a cucked continent
NAcucks on a suicide watch
>>146584078
omg is this the new d2g pepe???
awesome i missed that meme so much :D
when's next EG stomp
I like watching them
>>146584174
One of them is an honorary American
>>146584110
ya him and mason didnt want to play again
the only one left on cucks in qualifier #2 was Mario
>>146584140
EU dumping all of their muslims in London as a "parting gift"
>>146583954
>Valve really is losing it
The game has been hijacked by the US government but valve would have probably done the same
Reminder dota is now some sort of weird social experiment project designed to come up with something to compete with china's new gamified social network thingy
A MAN WITH NO NAME
OUT FOR BLOOD AND GLORY
NA AND EU WILL CRASH AND BBURN
tfw europeons might finally win a TI this year
can newb and eg stop them?
>>146584140
there's only one brit in the team
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
beesa on da garry
:--DDD
beesa sucks
Will this void ever build damage?
>>146584287
our boys MVP will
it only takes a single shitstomping to make them better than OG.
>Beesa going for the no damage despite being the only carry build.
Overrated garbage from d2g yet again.
>not only did NA cuck EU's only good team (Secret), they taught them The Law Of The Honeypot
>meanwhile OG/Liquid take over the role of TI5 Secret
>>146584317
>Valve works in a "hmph, only 9 inches?" line into the comic
beesa top networth most kills least deaths and losing
meanwhile CCC feeding
Why the fuck does NA get the same amount of qualification slots as EU? They've made it clear that they don't invite by region quotas, why have the qualifiers that way?
I don't buy for a second that this is actually what's needed to "grow the scene". How about more local tournaments? Automatic tournaments (to solve the issue of needing a tournament host, for which you need investors/sponsors, for which you need viewers, for which you need good teams)?
Having one cobbled together NA team come last at TI and then disband after does not help grow the scene.
They're just cheapening the value of their own tournament, for what? So redditors won't scream about muh roster lock scene growth NA starcraft koreans etc and so on and so on
I just arrived. I take it the games are going too well for some of you?
>>146584456
>FDL
>Losing
>>146584285
SECRET UZBEKISTANI CHINESE SLEEPER AGENT
post some unshopped blitz laughing pls
>>146584494
Why does NA get any qualifier games at all?
Invite EG and let that be the end of it
I'm sorry /d2g/,what is beesa playing again?
>Euro redditors thought they would be punishing EG
>They ended up just giving them more practice
Fucking idiots
>>146584572
>>146584594
beesa, playing the adc
reddit ruined dota for everyone
>SWINDELZZ
Based fucking Beesa
LMAO SWINDLE
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
BEESA
PLAYING THE CARRY
ROFL
THE SWINDLE PLAYS
holy shit that was a fun fucking ride.
COMPLEXITY IS SO FUCKING BAD HOLY SHIT
HOW DOES NA GET SO MANY INVITES?
>>146584594
Faceless Void
>Become Antimage with a Chronosphere
>can not lose anymore
>>146584603
Don't forget, they're setting themselves up to counter honeypot strats that EG will never use during the main event
>>146584579
I think at least one is okay. That way you don't rule out the possibility that a dark horse arises and shitfucks everyone like à la CDEC, and you're not entirely saying no to the NA scene.
If there was a decent team in NA (aside from EG) it would rise through the qualifiers, and if it does well at TI, THEN do I think that it should be considered whether NA maybe deserves more slots.
>SWINDFEED
>>146584765
>decent team in NA
lol, EG sucked up literally the only talent NA had
>>146584579
Reddit didn't give Valve permission to invite EG
are they talking about prostitutes
>7 teams
>80% of the teams are still bad
Just give the spot to DC and EG already
>>146584842
grass
Classic Pos 1 enchantress. Game winning. If this was pre-nerf enchantress, holy fuck the tides would turn.
>Best NA team losing to iron talon jungling desolator Lina
How come Terry isn't on this team with Beesa?
HONTRASH GETTING BTFO BY FUCKING BEESA
LMFAOING IRL RN LADS
>Nahaz actively trying to stop NA stories when they even brought in Charlie and shit to make sure there would be a steady supply of NA stories
>>146584842
I thought the same thing at first.
>Swindle
LMAO
SHADOWBLADE VOID
WHAT THE FUCK MY SIDES.
AT LEAST HE DIDNT BUILD A FUCKING BLINK
>CoL actually losing
they really are washed up
>Beesa
>Complexity getting dumpstered
>NA Dota
>COL
>SWINDLE
IT WAS A FUCKING CRIME THAT MOON AND FLY HAD TO TEAM WITH THIS KID LAST TI.
BEESA
PLAYING THE VOID
>>146584903
I missed the start of the game
How the fuck does that even work
>THE CITY OF SWINDLEFEEDER
>>146585029
Shadow blade is always the retard slayer item that punishes bad positioning. Suits this game just fine
>>146585031
They never had it down enough to BE washed up. They're like washed sideways.
>EUCucks attempting to sow dissent between based Anglobros
>>146584231
>>146584964
Nahaz is a constant wet blanket in literally every situation.
BEESA
KILLING THE MID
BEESA, PLAYING THE LODA
>>146584964
>guys, let's talk about the game
>haha guys that's funny but back to the game
>he eventually just starts talking over everyone else
I'm convinced they only keep him around because they don't want to hurt his feelings
>Beesa single handedly carying against COL
>>146584903
3 swedes and 2 jews are not "NA"
If you average it out, it probably makes them somewhere in ukraine
>>146585182
except for when you actually need a wet blanket, that dumb motherfucker.
THE CITY OF SWINDLE
>THE STATE OF SWINDLE
>>146584830
Except Moonmeander who is a man above petty scene gaming.
Daily reminder that Moon "Der Fuhrer" Meander will put all Latin Americans in deathcamps after winning TI6. Look how OG already humiliated slavshits at Frankfurt, they are the West's only hope against these 'people'.
imagine if col doesn't make it to TI
huutista
>>146585141
>>146585269
>carrying so hard he shows his dominance by murdering his own DP
truly based
>CoL are degenerate stoners
That explains it.
>FDL singlehandedly commemorating the destruction of the EU and British Independence Day
So this....is the power of NA dota
OUR GUY BEESA PLAYING THE CARRY IS GOING TO MAKE IT TO TI
IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW ;_;
>col doesnt buy ONE SINGLE FUCKING detection
>lose to shadow blade void and glimmer cape
new here so is col NA or EU
EUROPEONS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THIS IS OUR QUALIFIER MOTHERFUCKER
>tfw i could have bet on FDL knowing col was shit
>tfw i didn't bother
BEESA ON THE CARRY
>>146585374
pizza face lookin nigga
>>146585374
>>146585431
CoL is a swedish team
s-so this is the power of the united kingdom..
PLAYING
THE
CARRY
>>146585374
Reminder that FDL is as NA as it can get
It's got one Brit (based greatest allies of America, destroying the EU)
It's got one leaf
It's got three members from the USA
Even if you wanted to postulate >m-muh region, then a yuros been cucked into working for a team which is 80% NA
>>146585431
eu cucks getting destroyed by Britain
Oh shit EG vs DC already? Winner of this probably wins the group stage and gets to skip the playoff.
>>146585402
Beesa hasn't been our guy in a long time. Just summerfags sucking his dick because some guy that once used to visit /vg/ is now winning games.
Reminder that this is our one true king
THE VILLAGE OF THE SWINDLE
Quick post your Beesa!
>Beesa goes to TI6
>Swindle goes into dumpster
>>146585148
nice way to spell niggers and spics
>no Grant for EG vs FDL
WHY GOD
HOW IS COL THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>146585562
but heavy commentary man is confirmed dead by his dads hands
Main stream says EG vs DC is coming up, I hope that game is good
>>146585431
>>146585431
They're a swedish team with 2 americans abusing the system
>>146585562
Too bad Barnyyy can't stream anymore after getting savagely beaten by his dad.
>>146585470
and the NA player lost the game with bad play and bad calls
If only it was a swedish team so it could win another TI
>>146585141
Reminder that this will happen as result of brexit, especially since NHS getting screwed already confirmed. It'll be the United Cucks of England and Cornwall
THE UNION OF YUROPEON KEKOLDS DOES NOT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST BASED ANGLOBROS
>>146585562
>tfw he'll never stream again
>>146585585
yeah we dont know, NA dota is truly a mystery of the universe
>>146585585
Swindle has been holding that team back ever since it switched over from HoN. He really should go into coach role and replace himself with a competent captain.
Post Brexit memes to help our guy Beesa keeping the yurocucks out of TI6.
>Boys on Boys action
l-lewd
>>146585431
EU
Notable NA teams are EG, Secret, MVP and OG
When does chinese dota best dota start?
Their qualifier is STACKED
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTEEEEER
>>146585614
>>146585663
Explain this to me
>>146585708
THE UNITED KINGDOM
>>146585663
>>146585614
>>146585736
Reminder that Barnyyy stopped streaming because u kept posting futa in chat and being memer shitheads. He was the hero we wanted but didn't deserve
>yuros fully and absolutely cucked, rooting for teams which are 80% NA and 20% Based Destroyers Of The EU
THIS HUB IS SHIT
YOU HEAR ME????
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>NA Dota loses to NA Dota
>/d2g/ flings shit at NA because an NA team lost
What are the actual conditions for /d2g/ not flinging shit?
>>146585847
As stacked as NA if EG and DC weren't there
they are like Good NA
>>146585858
>>146585858
Real
>>146585858
JESUS FUCK
>>146585858
DAMN, FUCKED WREKT. DESTROYED. ANAL DEVASTATED.
PPD gives no shits.
>>146585932
>oh no, EU is cucked out of NA qualifiers, what teams will possibly represent us at TI now
>>146585858
destroyed
oh my word
https://twitter.com/Peterpandam/status/746794654788530176
>>146585858
>>146585858
BASED PETER "THE DAGGER" DAGER
>>146585858
JESUS FUCK COMPLETELY FUCKING ANNIHILATED WILL THAT FAGGOT FRENCH TWINK EVER BE ABLE TO RECOVER????
>>146585858
HOLY SHIT STOP
THE MAN HAS A FAMILY
>>146585842
r u implying that Secret or EG are not tier 2 teams now?
>>146585958
The only time /vg/ can behave is when none of the teams playing arent EU, NA or "honorary NA"
>>146585585
They are stoners, potheads, weed bros. All those who indulge in weed are losers and destined for worthlessness.
>>146585958
>Eu team pretending to be NA
>gets BTFO by Based NA+UK Anglostack
>>146586007
who knows what other countries will leave by then LMAO
>>146585858
lmao who the fuck does that pizza face na faggot think he is?
>>146585858
>>146586018
inb4 he's forced to delete it
>I BELIEVE YUROP HAS A SINGLE TIER 1 TEAM
>>146585858
A LITERAL GOD TASTELESS
>NA DOTA
>>146585958
Nope.
>>146586137
7CKNGSHIT HASN'T BEEN RELEVANT SINCE HIS MTW DAYS 4 YEARS AGO
ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>B-BUT MY TEAM WON HONEYPOT LANS SO THEY'RE GOOD
>>146585858
dotards???
>wanna play video games
>but FUCKING NA DOTA GOING ON AND I'M BLEEDING BLUE
How do I cope, how do I stop watching?
I keep trying but every time there's ANOTHER AMERICAN DOTA GAME.
>>146586137
where?
>>146585882
this.
also fuck off iexies.
>>146586018
holy moly
Henrik Ahnberg @AdmiralBulldog 48m48 minutes ago
This negro player from vulture gaming is legit
>>146586137
>EU KEKS ACTUALLY TRYING TO THREATEN THEIR NA BULLS
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP LOL
>>146586162
Must feel bad knowing that all NA teams (EG, COL, DC, Secret) are now tier 2 or 3 teams while we have OG and/or Liquid in pretty much every relevant final
>b-but EG is saving strats, theyll make it top 8 atleast, youll see!
>>146586162
Navi?
>3k MMR International Ranked
>Spam Riki as Second Pick just like all the teams in qualifiers are doing
>World's Easiest Mindgames
>"We can counter it"
>Slardar or Bounty Hunter picked every game
>Riki counters BH and Slardar harder than they counter him at this MMR
>implying I won't buy a dblade
>implying I won't buy wards
>implying I won't silence you
>implying you don't have slow fingers
>implying I won't proc 4 slows on you in one ult
You choose your friends. Sometimes your enemies choose you.
>>146586302
/ourguy/
what went wrong
>>146586302
He honestly thinks qualifiers matter huh? What a little turd.
What does mad's skill matter? Yes, he's shit. It's not relevant. The level of competition in EU vs NA is completely different. You'd have to be retarded not to understand this.
>>146586127
but im norwegina
>>146586081
>The only time /vg/ can behave is when none of the teams playing arent EU, NA or "honorary NA"
aka no name gigashitter who craptastic awful shit dota
be reminded that 4chan's oldest meta is USA vs EU
thank you based /sp/, prognosticator of all of modern 4chan
>>146586295
He's quasi-relevant as a coach now considering he started coaching OG right before Manila and OG is now the top team in the world.
>NA dotards still dare to show up on this general despite all
MAD
BECAUSE
HE'S
BAD
>>146586384
Does Bamboe have the most punchable face in dota? Personality doesnt matter, just face. Always having that poo in the loo grin
>>146586326
TI6, if the shitters in EG manage to not choke and make it through the qualifiers.
>>146586384
sexy bamboe is a shit player
and so was the rest of his team
then they let merlini call shots which autoloses teamfights
>>146586302
>threatens someone
>le saltmaymay
>>146586431
BUT THERE'S ONE TEAM IN NA THAT IS GOOD??? YEAH SO UH THAT EVENS IT OUT.
>>146586501
>/d2g/ denies that Peter is literally our guy
What gives?
>>146585858
>>146586302
What is this fucking faggot even bitching about? Does he honestly think any team in the EU qualifier other than Secret and maybe Alliance would be good enough to get through EG and DC?
>>146586501
NA HAS BEEN ETERNALLY BTFO
.....................................................................
*wins another TI*
o wait
>>146586467
That's like saying 1437 is relevant for being a coach of Secret
>all these delusional yurocucks and third world shitskins who weren't here for TI5 and don't know about The Law Of The Honeypot
Meanwhile those who have been have disappeared because they know their goose is cooked.
>>146586443
fuck off stupid ruski
>>146586443
EU vs USA is the old beef, but these days instead of rooting for USA/EU when they win, it's just excuses on why this or that team isn't really NA/EU or how this team was saving strats/honeypot etc
>fuckingmad
coaching the best team in the world
>ppd
playing in an open qualifier team
>>146586571
>reddit owner
Lol
>>146586584
>implying VP didn't dumpster secret
>>146586584
>not being proud of having more tier 3 teams than NA
seriously noob?
>>146586571
i'm sorry but he's really retarded sometimes
mad is right. NAdota scene is a joke and valve really needs to do something different there. Even with europlayers (DC, Col) NA still can't have worthy qualifiers
>>146586668
Yeah, "coaching" sure is a reflection of skill
Guess what PPD has that 7ckingmad never will?
A legitimate TI win :^)
>>146586632
t. 60%
Whatever you do, don't post it
>>146586668
bait
>Standin.Negro
what did he mean by this?
>a brit blowing the fuck out of yurocucks
>>146586605
?
But a full NA team ahs never won TI. A team with a chink and two shitskins, sure. Call me when your most pureblood american team, Not Today wins TI, then we talk
>>146586751
Leddit detected.
>>146586779
>>146586779
>>146586751
just have one qualifier for NA/EU and make it a lan. there you go
BASED GRANDGRANT
>>146586668
>ppd
captain of TEAM REDDIT, A TEAM OWNED BY THE GUY WHO FOUNDED DOTA REDDIT
>7uckingmad
Coach of Our Guys
The choice is clear here.
>>146586632
>unironically rooting for a reddit owned team of shitskins led by le ebin jew mastermind of much salt
>>146586860
tfw i get banned whenever i post that
>>146586860
>>146586865
Alliance cuck reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lets be honest, 7ckingmad would tear down PPD and his twig legs.
>walmart EG fanboy on panel who can't make any predictions that dont involve EG
oh boy can't wait for this completely neutral panel
JuggerNAAAAAUUUT
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