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>>146537184
Real new thread nigger
>>146537258
>→ #
eat shit octonigger
>>146537258
>Removing the booru
No thanks
welp.
>>146537179
>Squid Sisters in the OP
>Again
Kill yourself.
>>146537394
>shitty tumblr memes
>again
kill yourself
>>146537394
>new art
>splatfest relevant
>fixed thread
shut the fuck up
>>146537353
It has to go: Drawfag ID's or no useless Booru, pick one
>>146537513
Nope
>>146537394
>literally splatfest happening now
>>146537480
>Shit art
>Splatfest picture, but with Squid Sisters
>Booru in the OP
Kill yourself, again.
>>146537513
if you remove the booru i will post it every thread anyway
>>146537179
>Callie
>getting up early to get ready for the day on trying to find a job with her Liberal Arts Major with Female Squid Studies minor degree
>Marie
>watching porn and not being horny because she has to watch people pretend to be happy to not feel alone
fucked up OP image
>>146537614
We don't need yet ANOTHER picture of the Squid Sisters in the OP. They're oversaturated as hell.
>>146537394
>>146537643
>>146537747
It's a fuckin OP picture dude
>>146537691
So be it, but it does not need to be in the OP. Just post the link whenever somebody asks for it, it does not need to be there.
>>146537696
More like
>Callie, ready to go suck the managers cock some more to keep her job
>>146537859
dont meme with me bro
>>146537747
ohhh noooo, a picccttuuurrree
>>146537820
Then pick a good one. Don't be retarded.
>>146537859
>>146537372
FAT
OCTOLING
VULVA
>>146537991
>>146537927
Are you triggered Calliefag? Would you like a nice imaginary tentacle to cum on? Or Mariefag, would you like a nice imaginary bum on your face? Don't be an autist, you're only degrading the quality of these threads further.
>>146537965
The OP is too cluttered, something has to go.
And it's true, that's the life of an idol. Callie chokes on a greasy old man's cock each day just to get by.
reminder not to reply to shitter octofags
>>146538196
damn straight
what do we talk about now
>>146538196
Way to avoid conflict, Squidsister cuck.
>>146537961
two chargers and a dynamo versus A FUCKING BRUSH
>>146538283
Nothing, we shitpost until we can make a new, fixed OP.
>>146538196
>>146538283
When does Callie make Marie wake up early?
When does Marie make Callie stay up late?
>>146538321
>Implying rule violation
>Announcing your reports
Fucking summer.
>>146538312
I want her to suffocate me with her breasts.
>>146538459
When they need to go whore themselves out for money, because that's all they're for. Celebrity prostitutes.
BUILD SPLASH WALL
>>146538550
why is no one discussing splatfest
>>146538734
im not playin till tomorrow
there was all that spam last thread though
>>146538476
I actually picked the wrong image... sorry
Reminder that the Squid Sisters spend all weekend appeasing Octavio with their bodies, letting him stretch open every one of their orifices with his eight dicks, moaning and orgasming repeatedly like a pair of street whores, all while Cuttlefish is forced to watch in tears.
>>146538734
What's there to talk about this time. Literally nothing but Night Owl mirror matches. Team Early Bird is a myth.
>>146538890
lol go start blog luser
>>146538997
that's because no early birds will be playing late at night silly
>>146539125
Stay in denial, Squidsister cuck. Nevermind friends, Octarians are the true masters.
Holy shit Octofags have autism
>>146539238
so this is how a cuck looks like... fascinating
Callie can't go a minute without craving black Octarian dick.
>>146539125
lol stop RPing m8
>>146539324
Not even an Octofag. I'm just fucking sick of the Squid Sisters and I want these threads to be cured.
>>146539383
Put the mirror down.
>>146539386
stop replying to obvious bait
Only 40 more matches until royalty
ha .ha. .hhha
>>146539904
this so much
Octos got Callie!
The only comfort I have this Splatfest is that purple Marie is my favorite Marie. Two hours in and my will to continue is already crushed. 3 Early Bird matches in two fucking hours. None of this matters.
Callie got Octos!
when I was young I used to fuck black niggers with my big dong and go "ha haha haha haha"
#Remain
>>146540505
Go to bed Callie
ITS JUST A GAME ITS JUST A GAME ITS JUST A GAME
alright guys about to pick my side. who's winning
Does anyone have that site where you can dress up your woomy?
which side has the most children?
>>146540812
do children prefer staying up late or walking up early?
>>146540854
staying up late. Don't you remember when you were a kid?
>>146540950
i'd fuck her
fastest i got to royalty and before i fully leveled my tee too, but i couldnt get to 1900. probably try again tomorrow.
>>146540904
I was being sarcastic. it's fucking obvious which side has more kids.
Does anyone remember the site to make these?
>>146541364
Yes
>>146541364
I think so, yeah.
>>146541364
yeah i bookmarked it
>>146540807
>>146541364
http://ikasu.lealog.net/index.html
>>146541597
>>146541571
>>146541536
what is it
>>146541597
no you didnt
>>146541657
Thanks a bunch.
Yikes, what happened in this thread?
>>146541756
Octofags plus Splatfest plus lack of mods made it a real shitshow.
>>146541657
fuck you
>>146541756
#Remain happened
Are you here right now Translator/based Callieanon?
>>146541857
QUE TE JODAN
>>146541913
they are not the same person
fuck off with this discord-forced meme
>>146541893
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
>>146541961
Apologies. Is one or the other here?
>>146542083
doesn't look like it, but that's subject to change often.
>>146541913
Yes
I am a bit busy right now but I'll be free in an hour or so, is there something you need
>>146542206
Nothing of urgency, I contacted you about two weeks ago through email. I've also been stupidly busy, but I'll have some time these next few weeks if you'd like to play some time?
>>146542413
I'd love to
Obviously it'll have to wait though, Splatfest is going on
>>146542562
Damn, when I contacted you my own Splatfest was going on. Time flies.
That's good though, let's sort something out closer to the date.
>>146541983
it means "we need an overwatch because people are too dumb to care for themselves"
and the young people be like
>oh hey its cool to have a few elite people in power to #overwatch us
to be fair though, millennials are really retarded
so are octoling early birds or night owls?
>>146542692
early owls
>>146542692
Early Birds obviously
Whoever that anon was like 3 or so weeks past who gave advice on how to have thicker, creamier loads and more powerful orgasms. thank you.
.. I.. just omg who would of thought celery and water would go so far, and those stretches.. jesus christ I knocked the plug out of the onahole on the third orgasm and I can barely stand or stay awake right now.
just.. thank you man.
>>146542874
source?
>>146542874
S-source?
>>146542874
>>146542930
>>146543051
Cancer
>>146543163
epic
>>146542930
pic or regiment?
oh fuck it i am immobilized for now so might as well answer both:
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=taka-michi
for pic
regiment:
Water, milk, coffee, tea. mostly water and celery. just plain ole crunchy tasteless celery or ants on a log without the ants. I added peanut butter almost every time because it also cut down on my eating. and squats with your knees far apart and kinda flexing your groin. like your dick agreeing to a question
while the onaholes have damn near endless choices, I got the Petan Hip DX on amazon. let those tiny little feet cradle my nuts while I pump pump pump. and if you orgasm do not stop, might seem painful the first few seconds but keep on going and going and push through it. second and maybe third orgasm will come much faster and more powerful. the plug was just some tissues folded twice and rolled up
>>146542874
Celery causes prostate cancer. But you were probably stimulating that anyway.
>>146543214
no buttstuff bro. just male kegals and a willpower to have bodily draining orgasms
Wait, where the fuck do I think I am? Sorry here is a proper (You):
UR POST IS CANCER NECK URSELF FGT
>no more bingo card for splatfest
We really are dead
>>146542682
I have no idea what you're fucking talking about.
>>146543453
You haven't heard of Overwatch? It's a fun game.
>>146543317
Normally you have such orgasms during conventional sex.
>1348p inked
>second place
>on the losing team
>in a mirror match
I have a good feeling about how this is going to turn out.
>>146543623
Its not like you would know.
>>146543651
The game ranks you based on your splatfest power, so even if you ink 1000p more than everyone, a guy with 1 more power will always be above you.
>>146543740
Yeah, no it doesn't.
>Talking about increasing your cumloads on /ink/
What the hell?
morningfags nightfags
how are the mirror matches??
>>146543740
>>146543735
If you only knew.
>>146543893
Morning Mirrors don't exist yet.
>>146543893
9/50 defender here. only had ONE NON-mirror match so far
>>146543994
well fuck
>>146543843
>>146543916
Go join teams with 1750 power average when you have 2000+ power yourself and just do nothing. You will still be first every time.
>>146544049
its 3 hours into the fucking splatfest literally based on whattime folks are awake. yeah, owls don gon b wake nao.
just wait man, 21 hou
20 hours and 40 minutes remain.
>>146543846
>not upgrading your ink tank
>not increasing your range
>>146544095
>just do nothing
How irresponsible. How about you just show us then?
>>146544181
guys stop pretending to play the game and post octolings and squid sisters
>>146544247
>it takes soooo much to post between matches
>>146544181
Can't because EU
>>146544103
personally im a night owl
but im also anormalfag
so maybe I will go for the easiest victory
>>146544340
>implying you've gotten to 2000
Callie wakes up early to make breakfast for Marie
Marie stays up late to shitpost octolings
>>146544575
Marie stays up late doing their taxes.
>making a thread 50 posts early just so you can inject your autism in the OP
Waifufags everyone
>>146544624
>implying rich people pay taxes
lmao
Marie is sponge
>>146544718
>Marie
>rich
In semen maybe
>>146544712
>making a post just so you can inject your /v/ meme into it
discordfags everyone
>>146544718
They're poor as shit, they can't even afford to live at Flounder Heights.
>>146544624
Doing taxes isn't something you have to stay up late to do if you're responsible...
>>146544838
They haven't time to do them during the day. Loooong work hours.
>>146544805
Sorry mate. Ain't going to work this time. I never each clicked a link to it. Waifufags have killed this general
>>146544909
you're just now realizing that?
>>146544905
In Splatoon 2 I'd like to see the Sisters do different things while waiting in the office, like Callie texting or doing her nails, or Marie having a smoke or breaking out a pad and calculator to do the tax
>>146545390
what is this meme that marie is a smoker
>>146545540
cause she is mature and edgy
so yeah it is 100%headcannon
>>146545540
What is the meme that Octolings have souls?
>>146545631
callie is quirky and naive
so my headcanon is she has smoked weed on occasion
Night owls are FUCKING EATING IT
goodnight callie
i love you
>>146545862
Marie was the one that sang Seaweed Nights, but I could imagine Callie giving in to peer pressure and taking some blaze.
>>146545390
Also put a sad Callie next to Spyke or wherever else the player is going to go for rolling your gear [spoilers]if the RNG rolling system still exists in the sequel[/spoiler] to suggest Callie has an addiction to gambling.
>>146546028
>>146546038
>>146546086
>>146546147
>>146546086
Gambling is against the law.
>>146546254
What is this supposed to mean?
>>146546336
So is armed robbery
>>146546254
this is what happens when /ink/ is populated, we should just merge and be done with it
>>146546404
Think of it as repossession.
How can I kill myself efficiently?
>>146547460
Marie sitting on your face
>>146547460
Use an Inkbrush
>>146547557
Please
>>146547720
That's a cute Callie in the water
Marie has seen better days, she's all wrinkly
can someone post a past Splatfest leaderboard? I want to see what the minimum is to get on it
>>146548012
Who cares about that when
TITS
WAIST
THIGHS
>>146548084
3500
>>146548154
oh wow. fuck that. I'm not that much of a loser
>>146547557
The only way I would like to die.
>>146547557
>>146548505
Which way around though? Ass to mouth or puss puss to mouth?
Personally I would love to have Marie force me to eat her out.
I am struggling with team early bird to get to royalty
I think Marie has this one
>>146549278
Callie will never lose again
>>146549278
I've lost like, 10% of my matches with early bird. Pretty sure night owl lost it
>>146549436
What was your splatfest power? I'm in s+ and about to dip below 1600
>>146549473
her nips must be diamonds, looks uncomfortably cool
>>146549612
1545. Still not sure what that means, but yeah I'm s rank
>>146548629
Me too.
>>146550098
>>146549992
OUT OF HAND
At least get new material if you're gonna shitpost like this. Same shit you've used before anon.
>>146549627
I wonder how much each rank contributes to all the games tallied up
>>146550171
at least there are not lolis this time
>>146549768
>>146549565
>>146550297
>>146550098
I'm more of a Callieand Annie fag...
But nice Marie r34 anon!
Spanking Marie's bottom!
>>146552093
Spanking Callie's bottom!
>>146552093
Has she been naughty?
>>146552229
Nah, it's just her fetish.
![image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8S1Vti1.jpg "image[1].jpg")
>>146549871
>>146549992
>Marie being embarassed, ever
>>146552707
Not embarrassed, just silently pondering the decisions she made in her life.
i want to fug the anemone
>>146553456
agreed
>>146553456
i want to put penis into the void where puss puss is located
that marvel thread has been up for five days
if anybody says this general is dead, just know there's always deader
>>146537179
>>146553850
when's mahvel
>>146553456
Who doesn't?
>game is so dead that you're being matched up with past [shitty] teammates and foes after being disconnected
dead game
>>146553768
>put penis in void
>penis comes out of Moe's mouth
Anyone else got a preferred splatfest weapon they like to use? At some point I picked up dual squelcher and it's just worked ever since.
>>146554079
Damn you I can't stop laughing now
For there being early birds, they really aren't that early. Been playing against other Night Owls
>>146554654
What splat power you at? I'm between 1400 and 1500 and I've definitely had more non-mirrors.
>>146554739
Iam at 1469 right now
If you see an E.J. thats me
>>146543213
What the fuck dude
All you gotta do is lift weights frequently and you'll be as virile as a titan
>>146554530
wasn't that funny
>>146554302
I usually take the opportunity to mess around with a couple that I haven't used before, then a charger or a splatling with the fifth squid for most of it, falling back to a carbon roller when I get too drunk to aim.
>>146543213
>like your dick agreeing to a question
>like your dick agreeing to a question
I wish Marie would suck my toffee apple
does anyone have the bingo card?
>>146557541
Don't think one was made
Dead thraed
>>146558021
you're right, how can we call ourselves a thread if we don't have daily bingo cards at hand?
we should really think of merging with /nintyg/
>>146558151
I don't know if this is a meme or if people actually think this is a good idea
>>146558246
the only reason anyone comes to /vg/ is the bingo cards. if a thread doesn't have one, they should not be on /vg/
>killed by a dynamo who was under the platform i was on
>wasn't even facing me
FAIR AND BALANCED WEAPONS
>HEY LET'S TAKE ONE OF THE BEST TURF COVERAGE WEAPONS AND GIVE IT INKSTRIKE AND A REALLY GOOD SUB WEAPON
>SURE!!!!!!
Why does the Wasabi Splattershit exist
>>146558923
Possibly the most balanced weapon in the game.
Hosting squads
Any rank/weapon welcome
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>146559448
fuck off
>>146559448
fuck off
>>146559448
Stuck in Splatfest, Sorry
Octarians live on page 10
Less than two weeks!
>>146563803
>in two weeks, the squidsisters will be forced to dance until the end of time
>with no breaks
People don't want /ink/ to die, but look at this entire thread.
>waifuposting flame wars
>off-topic shit
>because discord, everyone moved to it
>rarely game discussion
>drawfags also only helping waifuposting being more stronger and frequent
>no more squads or lobbies
No, really, discord is shit too, but atleast, game discussion is MORE frequent in there than here. To think about it, that guy who tried and wanted to kill /ink/ was actually right: /ink/ needs to be purged.
SCREENCAP THIS POST AND SHOW IT TO SOMEONE WHO EVER SAY /ink/ SHOULDN'T DIE
>>146565281
Agreed, let /ink/ die and merge with /nintyg/
nothing of value would be lost, and everything to gain if /ink/ dies
a golden age of posting, every post will be long and well put together, only talking about game, forever, and discord will be at the top
Someone post the link to the splatfest scoreboard please. I can't find it and it's not the splatnet one.
i represent the discord and we also agree to the termination of /ink/
>>146565991
who cares? /ink/ doesn't even like the game, so why put effort into pretending you like the game?
if you really did like the game, you'd be in the discord, but no, you're here
suppose there was a stage set on a cargo boat, where would the spawn points be?
the maps are mostly symmetrical, all i can think of is a saltspray rig kind of set up with the spawn points being next to each other, and some cargo in the way
>>146566120
Stop pretending to be me.
>>146566361
You stop.
>>146566350
seems it would be just be the mall with new scenery.
riveting game discussion, no wonder so many people come here,./ink/ really is dead
I just want babt to end our suffering.
>>146566734
did you even read the post before you decided to shitpost
Whether the thread dies today or in a month, it was fun while it lasted /ink/. I'll look back fondly on the meme lobbies, mode speculah, drawfags and waifu posting. See you all in /ink2/ in a few years, or when the Inkopolis Apartment mobile game comes out.
>>146566994
splatoon never sold that well, there won't be a second game, you'd be lucky if there is even a cameo at some point
>>146566994
It sold only 300k copies ffamm. Splatoon is dead.
>>146567153
hey i think you forgot your bag of dicks
>Mahi Mahi Resort
>Getting to see delicious night water, again
>>146568658
That is some bad art. Stop posting shit from tumblr
>>146568860
what's bad about it?
>>146565635
Merging with /nintyg/ just turns that thread into ink 2.0. /ink/ is a containment hread.
Reminder the thread would have a lot more discussion if people bitching about how "/INK/ IS DEAD THERE'S ONLY WAIFUPOSTING" actually bothered discussing the game.
>>146568860
it's not bad
>>146570154
it's only one person.
>>146570154
Really? Because I refrained from posting /ink/ is doomed the past few days and it's all waifuposting.
>>146570520
So it's babt?
>>146570828
either bathtub or an imitator.
>>146570927
Why do you keep saying bathtub?
> Early Bird
> Teammates cleaning tiny specks of opponent ink or inking the conveyor belts, ignoring the rest of the map
> Potato internet invicibility
I can't. I just can't with this shit, /ink/.
