Handsome Edition
Standalone Gwent is announced!
playgwent.com
Blood & Wine and patch 1.22 is released!
New Region trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJT5XRftOU
Launch trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP-ZsLYGJfQ
Patchnotes: http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.22-ENG.pdf
HoS developer stream: http://www.twitch
.tv/gogcom/v/21846005
Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
http://f.wtcg.pl/
Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
http://pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Console Commands Currently broken
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
http://imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Redirect to the current thread
http://wtcg.pl
Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E
Previous thread: >>146348919
>>146501267
Reminder that Nilfgaard is not canon. Gwent is an ancient past time and its just fine the way it is.
Reminder that Yennefer is beautiful
Reminder that I'm going to marry Eskel!
>>146501525
Hi Triss! :3
nth for loving all waifus and no waifu shitposting
I'm going to marry Geralt!
>>146501565
Hi person I hope isn't Lambert! :3
>>146501782
>hmm someone menstruated on the floor
>>146501920
Ciri
>>146502045
Is Elder Blood period worse than regular period? Also if sorceresses can't have babies do they have periods at all?
>>146501782
>>146501525
Lucky you...
I guess I'll have to settle for Lambert.
>>146502185
>Also if sorceresses can't have babies do they have periods at all?
No. Their gonads are atrophied.
How does Velen place in terms of FPS intensive zones out of all of the zonesee including the DLC?
just wondering if my fps is gonna get better than 30. It's always raining as fuck and theres 5000 trees blowing and i think thats why it shoots down. Is the B&W zone at least better fps than velen?
>>146502783
Nope, it's actually slightly more demanding performance wise
>>146502576
With Geralt, Eskel, and Lambert gone, who am I to pick?
>>146503875
Papa Vesemir, of course
>>146503875
Zoltan
>>146502783
Nah. And I would expect the Falesphere to wreck your anus.
>>146503875
Letho?
I've heard he is a big boy...
>>146504438
for you.
>>146504510
if I kill that king, will you die?
>>146504603
It would be extremely Painful to my reputation.
Cheap whore.
>>146504748
kys yourself
Starvation and dehydration.
That is how I will do it. I looked it up and apparently if you can resist food and water for a day or two, you get used to it and hunger pains and thirst just go. Then eventually you just slip into a coma and die.
Thanks to the anon that suggested it.
>>146505238
That would take time.
And I doubt that the pains banishes, that would be if you suffer from hunger or dehydration constantly.
>>146504748
>Cheap
Of all the things Ciri is, cheap is not one of them.
>>146505238
Survival's rule of three: 3 hours without shelter, 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food. And the "get used to it and hungar pains and thirst just go" is the really naive approach of the question, to put it mildly.
Dettlaff and Triss were made for each other desu
why does ciri have the elder blood again
pavetta
human fucked an elf with it somewhere down the line
>>146501267
Damn he's ugly.
>>146501920
>"that time of month again, gotta be"
>>book geralt
>cynical asshole
>>game geralt
>meek bitchboy
why?
>>146501782
I wonder what a Witcher game would be like set in modern times. Would Geralt use guns loaded with silver bullets instead?
>>146508907
Modern American audience
>>146508645
kek
REGIS FOR FUCK SAKE
>>146509235
Regis is this game's most charming character.
post your dick when
>>146513560
Her hair is nice
>>146511480
You could even say he'scute.CUTE!
save bump
>>146513317
A true witcher should never abandon poultry in distress.
Fucking Americans, play Witcher. and post on /wtc/.
>>146514596
A face you can trust
>the nilfgaardian quartermaster plays the northern realms deck
>>146508962
Probably
Monster removal would be much easier though, and you'd need a Witcher less. I mean, you can just get anyone handy with a gun to plink at downers from afar. I'd imagine the only reason you'd need a specialist would be for curses and other tough cases.
>>146513560
abs are my fetish too
>>146520154
Fucking sympathizer should be hanged
>>146508907
The book Geralt is more indimitating if anything, He wouldn't get these "yeah sure I'll find your frying pan" assignments.
Yen is cute. CUTE
>>146524201
>we will never know how ugly original Yen was
Alright, I'm just starting Lady of the Lake now, and there's been some weird stuff in these books. But nothing could have prepared me for this bitch fantasizing about getting fucked by a cripple on a boat.
>>146528210
It gets better when the story goes back to Ciri and Geralt but I got bored on the battle of Brenna
Hold me, /krw/, I don't want it to end.
>>146529342
*holds you*
>>146520487
That's sort of how it already is in the setting anyway, with people organized into bigger armies with better tools and training, Witchering is pretty archaic even then.
>>146530389
reminder that ciri didn't give a fuck about seeing yen again
>>146506416
>3 hours without shelter
uwot
>>146508907
He's a lot more well spoken in the books at least
>>146528210
How is the Fisherking a cripple?
>>146532185
"He's lame."
"A wild boar gored his leg."
>>146531053
Yeah, she cares more about that elf who wanted to whore her out to his king.
>>146532893
Ah, I didn't remember that
>>146532909
you mean did whore her out
>>146532987
Right.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIP2bv4vjIE
What a perfect cast
i want to become a witcher
so how bad is the combat in witcher 1?
there wont be a 4th game but
will there be another DLC?
If I choose tolet Dijkstra kill Roche & Coand get the Witcher ending, plunging Nilfgaard into civil war as a result, will the situation in Toussaint post-game be any different? I haven't played the DLC yet, mind, I'm just asking generally.
>>146534336
witcher mmo
>>146534731
Dear fucking god no.
>>146535168
Gwent MMO
>>146534336
There will be but not with Geraltit will be with Ciri
>>146534731
>golden age of witchers
>pick your school
>complete your training
>go out on the path
>get mad as peasants try to cheat you
>get mad as you're poor as fuck
>get mad as you can't afford to rest in an inn
>get mad as you can't afford to buy food
>get mad as people spit at you and treat you like shit
Would be fun
>>146524201CUTE[/spoiler}
>>146536218
its a quite silly concept
witchers are supposed to be unique and rare
there would be nothing but witchers running around ingame then ultimately end up fighting each other (pvp) or some shitty raid boss
it would make a good rpg tho to start from school picking
>>146537182
>PvP
>Yrden just induces lag spikes.
>>146534706
pls guys
did you guys boat around skellige and loot all that shit?
>>146534706
>>146537379
Pretty sure it doesn't change.
>>146537723
Hmm, that seems weird to me. Aren't they supposed to be a Nilfgaardian vassal? I mean, I don't expect the situation to change drastically, but I was wondering if there was some extra dialogue at least in the event of a major civil war. As a vassal, I suspected they might try to break free.
>>146537682
No. Especially not when you understand that all that loot is randomly generated. It's the same as looting from a chest.
>>146537975
oh so that's why im getting level50+ gear from velen chests
Why didn't Silly Anna just straight-up ask Detlaff to murder her sister and the knights, give her the throne and bake her a strawberry cake? I think Detlaff would do it FOR HER.
>>146511480
I have to agree, I was afraid CDPR would fuck his character up but he is top tier husbando and for an apex killing machine pretty chill
>>146534159
no problem, just drink this potion that would kill you with a chance of 80% and do all the other natural select- I men trials, chosen one
>>146539218
Cause she's a chronic manipulator and all around horrible person and not that bright apparently.
>>146537682
It's worth it if you're lvl 45+. You can get swords and armor worth 700+ crowns a piece, 1000 if you're lucky.
It's not even that hard to do if you think about it.
>get heaps of inventory space
>boat around the obvious sunken chest POIs
>1-shot a few harpies and drowners with a crossbow
>get 3 chests full of weapons, armor, relics, glyphs and money
>fast travel from boat once full
>sell all the loot to Grandmaster armor, or whoever pays the best price
>repeat
Ves is best
>>146540913
Roche go whore yourself out for Temeria
>>146540563
yeah but at that stage grandmaster armor is kinda low level nay?
>>146520154
He's trying to get into them mind of his enemies
>>146531270
being killed and riding with the red riders probably took it out of him.
>>146534095
on my NG+ I will probably turn the audio to english.
like playing a new game.
>>146539494
>implying it wouldn't be a shittier death to get killed by some peasant on our first contract
>>146540563
oh my god you were right
im getting a shitload amount of unique gear
so are the gwent cards ever going to be mass produced?
anyway hoping gwent is at least playable on loonix since only have windows on my desktop and it would be nice to play it on the laptop.
>half the trophies are just burlap sacks
man i really wanted to hang that Wild Hunt hound head
>>146542252
>so are the gwent cards ever going to be mass produced?
No
>>146524683
>>we will never know how ugly original Yen was
>>146543068
That's not I think what he meant
>>146543068
should have kept the hair 2bh
I think Oxenfurt is my single favorite area in the entire game, but I don't know if it's because I enjoy Tudor architecture or just because it's the first real non-shithole area in the game.
can you even craft those 2 in the first playthrough? i mean i havent encountered those monsters since the beginning of the game
>>146544241
>tfw you will never attend the Oxenfurt Academy and learn about everything you ever wanted to learn and sleep with your qt professor and soak in the comfy cutthroat culture of academia and drink around town with your friends and admire the tudor architecture
Why live?
>>146543068
He meant hunchback Yen
>>146544241
>>146544547
Yeah half of in-game oxenfurt is the famous academy, but in vanilla game it's completely inaccessible and in HoS you get to see exactly 1 cul de sac of it
If you use freecam you can see the rest of it isn't even modeled properly
Fucking weaksauce, kurwaprojekt
>>146544673
Slanderous lies spread by the notorious S.A.P. who wrote yen after his ex wife
>>146544241
Honeyfill Meadworks is also super comfy, but Oxenfurt is better.
Can people help a nigga out?
I got both DLC's for witcher 3 and the game "congratulated" me from them already when I started a fresh save. I've played like 40 hours now and finished Hearts of Stone expansion.
I am wishing to start the Blood and Wine expansion but the problem is, I never got the mission "Envoys, Wineboys". There is no letters from toussant in my inventory or anything
What the fuck does this mean and how do I fix this shit?
Under what subcategory of missions should the quest be, because I've checked through them all one by one and I cant find the quest
This day has been just a clusterfug of bugs and glitches, first the fucking immortal peasants in "Without a Trace" quest, camera stuck in geralt's ass and every character in the game, including geralt, levitating and walking in the air in a permanent squat.
Didnt have a single bug in +50 hours of gameplay before the DLC's were out...
>>146545736
What version of the game do you have?
>>146545905
1.22
Broke all my mods when the patch came and I cant install them again anymore, apparently broke the game completely too -.-
>>146545736
You've finished most of the main story quest, right?
You only get the mission once you free Dandelion.
Try going to the location it starts, there have been quite a few glitches caused by 1.22.
>>146546087
Time to rest, anon.
>>146545736
>camera stuck in geralt's ass
This is a feature
>>146546151
Oh, that explains it then
But "most of the main story"
I wish to do ALL of the side quests in the whole game
If I go too far in the main questline, some of the side quests automatically fail
Can I save dandelion without any missions failing?
>>146546252
A feature that breaks the ability to fast travel and to speak any NPC's. I could still light fucking candles with ignite when I was close to them but I couldnt talk anybody, had to reload a save to fix it.
>>146546214
Pole with vegitarianism
"I am growing stronger"
>>146546475
*weaker
>>146546428
*igni
pardon me
>>146546087
Yeah... That's probably why. 1.22 is the notorious "broken patch"
>>146546496
Excuse me.
What does Yennefer smell like?
>>146546802
Dettlaff
Shani is the superior romance choice
>>146546428
Yeah. I haven't even found Ciri yet and finished both DLCs.
The only thing you miss out on is an epilogue at the end of B&W. Only if you haven't rescued Ciri and defeated the Wild Hunt, etc. You just need to get an ending in the base game.
You can save dandelion without any missions failing. The only thing that may fail is Cabaret if you get too far into B&W, I'm not sure though. Just do it to be safe.
>>146546832
No she doesn't
>>146546992
Vlodimir pls go
>>146547204
Whatever makes you sleep better at night
>>146547246
Yes I sleep better at night thinking about Geralt and Yennefer and their happy ending
>>146547317
I too like thinking about how Geralt plays Gwent with Barnabas-Basil out in the shed while Yen has guests
>>146547472
Whatever makes you sleep better at night
>>146547552
Good we came to an agreement
My fave character can beat up your fave character
>>146547995
Wrong
Whats up with Relics?
I thought those are unique items but I just found my second Deithwen in a seemingly random loot container.
If I get it correctly you can do the beehive glitch as long as your character is from before 1.20? Right?
>>146547552
pounding your mom makes me sleep better
>>146537682
Did it my first time round because I'm a massive completionist and couldn't bare to have unexplored shit on my map.
Ended up with like 50,000 orens, but this was before the expansions were released and then I reformatted so I didn't do anything with it.
>Yennefer will never dominate you
jdimsa
>>146547995
Bullshit
Regis can beat up your fav character
>>146548327
R-right?
>>146548278
Yeah, relics are a random loot tier. Loot scales with level and so do relics.
Some are fixed loot that don't scale though, and can only be found in certain places.
What decoctions are actually worth using for a Fast Attack alchemy build besides Ekhidna?
>>146548650
Can he really beat uphimself?
ciri>shani=triss>>>>>>herbalist in wild orgasm>>>pigs>>50 feet of shit>>>>>>>yen
>>146548649
why do i like ice queens so much?
is it a mum thing?
>>146548879
Have you ever called a teacher mum?
>>146548912
if i did, i must have blocked it from my memory.
>>146548746
Is there a list of those?
The Wikis are incredibly shitty considering Witcher 3 is such a grand and popular game.
I'm going to tear Yennefer's dress and slap her naked butt
>>146548912
stop you're bringing up painful memories
>>146548757
Wouldn't it end in a tie?
>regis not being ded
what the fuck, i hate cdpr now
>>146549856
>Wanting him to be a smear
kys
>>146549856
We never liked you to begin with.
Regards, Marcin #82 from CDPR Online Bullying Department
I really like witcher 3 so far, The finishers are fun, the combat is decent, I feel like Signs, oils and potions are way more of an essential combat tool than they were before but bloody hell the open world is all kinds of fucked up.
I'm starting out doing quests in Velen and right of the Bat the contracts are all over the place. I started as level 5 and some of the contracts are 14 and such. But no biggie, I'll do other quests in the meantime, occupy myself, explore the world. hey there's an outpost full of lvl 22 enemies, Guess I'll keep this for later. Now I'm level 17 and behind those high level enemies I've found quests for level 7... So I ended up killing a Wyvern in 3 fast hits.
I'm loving this game but I can't help but feel that it might have benefited from a slightly more linear approach, at leasts for the qeuests. Same with the undiscovered locations. I wanted to do them quite early, but was discouraged from exploring them all by some (for me back then) very high level enemies plopping up around some of them.
Am I in the wrong for believing Three to Tango was the shittiest most juvenile fucking thing imaginable when handling the obvious triangle between Yen & Triss?
Hey, trying to avert an apocalypse.
Dealing with this romance dynamic is a pain in the ass enough. How 'bout we throw things on the back burner?
Until, y'know, catastrophe is averted & the land isn't engulfed in war?!
I'm going to replace Ciri's fisstech dust with testosterone dust
>>146550113
How? What did you expect when you tell them both that you love her?
>>146549989
There are only 27 Marcins employed by CD Projekt
Regards, Michał from CDPR online fact checking department
>>146550223
>>146550223
I expected them to behave as logical beings considering sorceresses are known for cunning
Not a pair of fucking sorority sisters on a brat binge.
Yen sure as fuck didn't go out of her way from the games perspectives to come look for Geralt, Triss was there, day in day the fuck out.
Then Yen shows up and suddenly demands to be the soul benefactor of anything Geralt.
Despite the fact that she went out of her way to tear her and geralt apart with that Djinn shit.
I should've been a ruthless fuck. FFS the man had fucking amnesia and nearly died. And was indentured as a fucking hound for a pack of psychotic knife eared racists.
I do not agree with how that shit panned out. Hope Yenn ends up stapled to a wall along with Triss for being a fucking tag-along to Yenn's bullshit.
>>146550390
>soul benefactor
almost got me m9
>>146550341
We have expanded to work harder on Cyberpunk 2077
Regards, Marcin #3 from Marcin Hiring Division
>>146549339
Yeah, they are sadly.
http://thewitcher3.wiki.fextralife.com/Weapons
Just scroll down until you see relic steel/silver swords with a location. I honestly wouldn't bother.
Just stick to witcher gear because most of the time relics are either shit or they're guarded by something very strong and several levels higher than you.
>>146550390
what the fuck?
Reminder not to teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
>>146548725
someone please answer
>>146551227
no, you can't
>>146551227
haha no
>>146551437
>>146551449
damn, I really hate gathering money in this game, wonder if there is another way to get money quickly
>>146551653
Geralt is not supposed to be rich
>>146551690
but he will be :^)
>>146551690
and regis is supposed to be dead, yen is supposed to have curly hair, triss is supposed to have auburn hair and blue eyes.
should i go on?
>>146551801
Please do go on. CDPR are borderline Americans anyway.
>>146550064
Yeah, the leveling system pretty much works to gate content currently.
There's no reward to challenging yourself fighting higher level enemies either, since loot will be scaled down.
There's a level scaling mod on nexus...recommend using that on later playthroughs so you can do stuff like going to Skellige once out of white orchard.
>>146551879
They are not americans, they are not stupid
>>146552101
>it's yurop time
sometimes forget.
>>146552101
CDPR are stupid and might as well be Americans.
>>146552153
fuck off dumb bookfag they are all shit anyways
lmao extreme rekt
>>146552281
You haven't seen nothing yet
Triss is objectively best girl, screw Yenwhateverhername is!
Yer mum's fucking ferret is best girl confirmed
>>146552468
"no"
Not a trissfan but this is beautiful
>>146552885
Probably because it doesn't look like Triss
>>146552885
It's beautiful because it's not even remotely triss
>>146552916
>>146552932
Book Triss before she became chubby, dyed her hair, and stopped using face moisturizer?
>>146553038
With that hair? No.
Cahir is the original Cirifag
>>146553038
you forgot that she started wearing eye contacts too
even then it's a big stretch
>>146552345
What the fuck is this shit?
>>146553836
Check the wiki for Battle of Sodden
I'm going to twist Yennefer's sweaty socks and drink the liquid
>>146553897
>it's true
Holy shit kek
>>146552345
Oh god what the fuck
>>146553927
What if there's more than sweat?
>>146550064
Pic related this is EXACTLY the shit I hate about W3. To the right: Unidentified location that features level 3 Human enemies. Not even many. Just like 3 or 4. To the left on my marker? Level 28 water hag. That is EXACTLY the shit that kills any enthusiasm for exploring the world and locations.
Fuck I love this game but this is just shit design.
>>146555106
the point where you are standing it bugged for me
i couldn't loot that chest, that camp is still white not grey
>>146555178
Yeah looting is kinda sketchy in general. Pic related. lots of containers like this one can only be looted if you stand on a table or something
I just realized how perfect that Nergal guy would be as Geralt in the upcoming movie.
No doubt he has no acting experience and probably no talent, but he looks just the part.
![Celebrities-With-White-Hair-7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/utwx9ni.jpg "Celebrities-With-White-Hair-7[1].jpg")
I think clooney could make a pretty good Witcher if he's still agile enough to do decent fighting scenes.
>>146556025
His face is too "kindly" looking. Geralt should be threatening.
why is triss such a bitch to based lambert?
>>146555106
I mean, If you design an Open world game, why not cut each area into little bits? "Ok this and everything around is level 5. this other area and around is level 10, and next to that everything is around level 15" That way a player can look around in that area, knowing that he's in the right spot and you minimize the chance of the player missing low level quests giving him later a bad feeling for completing something with another EXP penalty because it was so tucked away he out leveled it before finding it.
No but not W3. Here we put some level 13 enemies in the way so players turn around, then just past that level 3 bandits, and less than 20 meters away we'll put a fucking level 28 Monster that he has little to no chance of actually beating on his level. Teaches him to try and do the fucking marked areas on his map!
>>146556413
Forget it, anon. it's poland.
>>146556301
Cause Triss is a bitch in general
>>146556082
Nah m8. He's an actor. I'm sure he can actually pull of a threatening presence when put in the right frame and costume.
Like, People said something similar about Heath Ledger. When it was announced that he was going to be the joker everyone threw a shitfit "He can't be the joker, he's a fucking prettyboy" "how can he be an intimidating joker when he's gonna try to suck batmans cock?" and so on since they only knew him from chick flicks and broke back mountain. Look how that turned out.
So I think Clooney could probably pull of an Imposing Geralt. and he has a very striking facial structure which i think would fit very well for a Witcher.Michal Cera for Geralt: "If we want to make this potion to impress Yen we need to find somebody who is willing to buy us some Alcohest!
>>146556534
I guess my bitching is pointless anyway since it's not likely they're gonna do such a major overhaul anyway. Maybe I'll keep my hopes up for the remastered version in 10 years time?
But seriously, I think it's one of the biggest flaws in an otherwise amazing game.
>>146556829
A lot of the game's shortcoming centre around places of interest. The levelling for them makes no sense, most of them are just shitty loot chests and the entirety of Skellige is just plastered with smuggler's cache's to give the illusion of it being rich in content.
>>146556978
They probably should have just turned them off on the map by default. Would have made it more enjoyable
Ciri is from Cintra
Triss from Temeria
Geralt and Yen? Kaedweni?
>>146558719
Never was important so they're from [REDACTED]
>>146555106
>>146556413
So you feel weak and don't finish all ''?'' in a rush, forcing you to come back later
>>146556978
I feel the same way.
>white orchard
>skill point
>bandit camp that turns into a little outpost
>skill point
>skill point
>Another little outpost
Was pretty good
>velen
>Level 15 enemy guardian cache
>well fuck come back at level 18 or so
>lots of little bandit camps with some trash/crafting items
>swim out into the ocean
>2 drinks in an underwater chest protected by drowners which for some reason die to one crossbow bolt if you shoot it underwater.
>lots more chests with trash
>suddenly an enemy nearly level 30.
Fuck. this. System. It was so decent in White Orchard why is it so crappy out of it?
>>146558765
Please anon, don't make me beg, I'm already on my knees
>>146559037
I mean it would already be infinetly better if the game wouldn't throw fucking curve balls at you by going:
>your level
>your level
>low level
>LEL LEVEL 30 GET FUCKED KIDDO
just go
>low level
>low level
>your level
>your level
>higher level
>higher level
>even higher level
And so on. You know, like in a normal game?
>>146559324
Their birthplace was never important so they can be from anywhere.
>>146558719
READ THE BOOKS, FAGGOT
>>146560397
Who does that
>long, chestnut hair is triss' "defining feature"
>they gave her red hair in 2 buns in the game
WHY
>>146560984
because americanized fanfic
>Craft legendary at 41
>Can't equip it until 60
...
was brenna as based as i remember or should i reread it?
how do i remove that feather vivienna gave me?
>Need 2 more gwent cards from playing random traders
>Cannot find a single trader that I haven't already played
It's done. I beat it all now. Yennefer came and moved in with me at the end. I made a save. As long as I keep this save file, I can always go visit her in just the short time it takes to load up the game.
But it's not the same. There's nothing new for me except for maybe any bits of dialogue I happen to have missed. All my imaginary friends are gone now. I was there with them and did it all, and now it's over. I can replay at any time, but that'd be no different to looking at photographs from days past. It wouldn't feel real.
Nothing left but to die now. I'll start the process of starving and dehydrating myself to death tomorrow.
Goodbye.
>>146560397
I have.
But I don't remember if the birthplace is mentioned.
Also, Geralt's mother was a random sorceress so it would be hard to say where the birth took place.
FAGGOT.
>>146562973
This is only the beginning, now that you know how your imaginary friends act, you can create illusions of them in your head and talk to them (yourself) all day long
>>146562973
>not ciri
>>146562973
Rope would be easier
a little info and our all time favorite mini game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIVZ7XuXpl8
>>146563925
more risky
could fuck it up and hang for ages
this way is painless and guaranteed
>>146563329
i already do that
its not real though
and before long something shatters it like the dog barking or some other noise or hunger or the need to take a piss etc
>>146564660
It was never real to begin with so where is the difference
>>146564826
it felt real
except for dumb shit like when roach wouldnt follow the fucking path properly and that kind of thing
the game was very clunky
Will Ciri ever pay for killing millions of people?
>>146559442
Is that an SS jacket? Is Andrew a nazi?
>>146564083
Can't you see everyone in this thread is either autistic hambeasts or a degenerate waifufags? Do you think they actually care?
>>146566052
everyone loves gwent
>>146565787
Of course
>Guard: Who are you?
>Geralt: I'm a witcher!
>Vernon: I'm a ... spice merchant!
(on that night, right in the front door of Lorenzo's residence)
>Spice Merchant: Hey Geralt, I'm coming too!
>Geralt: LOL Roche, what the fuck?
Cover status: busted. Especially that you can ask Lorenzo why he doesn't trust in (beware!) Roche.
>>146566302
its an unbalanced easy card game
>>146534336
As far as we know, the only thing like that will be Gwent story mode, which tells Geralt sidestory and will contain some of the unused ideas from the previous games.
retarded question: is roche ever in the books?
>>146569116
No
Iorveth is mentioned once in passing
>>146569116
Yes, under the name of Iola
reminder that sorceresses are nothing but trouble
they are just whores who want to be paid in kind
>>146569307
enjoy dying alone and miserable in some swamp eaten by a drowner then
sorceresses are love sorceresses are life
>mfw it took 6-7 hours of gameplay to advance from lvl 38 to 39 and finally be able to wear the damn viper armour
>>146569307
Eskel is just jelly he can't get any of that magical puss
>>146569281
i lol'd
>>146569925
>implying he couldn't get any kind of puss he wants
He's just based enough to only fuck succubi and whores
I'm going to impregnate Yennefer so she gives birth to little Yens
