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GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
http://pastebin.com/VHh2LGhn
>Newest Fanart
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=%E9%96%83%E4%B9%B1%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9
>Dioramas
https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9%E3%83%9E?f=images
SK:NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
http://i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 05/10/16)
https://mega.nz/#!GpkVzQrY!bBAd8jm_TtzcOIlOJv8w9j-Ia7y2FPghVIym_QqEM5w/ikqffaf6tq9a479/New_Wave_Cards_%2803-05-2016%29.zipqd01lq/New_Wave_Cards_%2801
>Card Wiki
http://seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/
MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
http://senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
http://chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Senran Websites
http://pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6
welcome to minori town!
Yamatos are banned.
Mirai is pretty!
Appreciating Hanabi!
>>146444802
Guys
What if
Just hear me out
What if wegave all the Yamatos actual personalities beyond "I want to be perfect/be a mom"?
>>146444925
What if weexpanded on their desire to be perfect?
>>146444875
And CUTE!
Hello
This is why Yomi will never be banned from /skg/
She is twisted inside.
Cumming from just the sight of Fuga's jiggly curvaceous body!
>>146444925
>a personality I don't like isn't a personality.
>>146445109
What if wemelded them all into one perfect Japanese wife?
>>146445151
DELETE DELETE DELETE
>>146444925
Yozakura, Ikaruga and Yumi all had personalitiesokay you might have to stretch a bit for Yumiuntil they realized they'll make more off merchandise if they literally make them say "I want to be a traditional japanese housewife and serve my husband like a slave"
>>146445291
But you look so adorable!
FYAT
>>146445405
DELETE IT
>>146445161
Welcome back.
Criminals who dare to harm Mirai should not exist!
Period!
She's too cute.
Harupost.
>>146445508
PRIPYAT
>>146445354
Does she actually express desire/interest in being a perfect wife outside of the Shinobi Heart missions?
>>146445785
I love seeing Ikaruga with her clothes shredded and crying in shame. I don't know why it turns me on so much.
>>146445795
I'm gonna have a happy fap to Haruka tonight.
>>146445586
Here, I'll post a more flattering photo
There's too much cropped porn in these threads.
>>146446097
You idiot.
>>146445785
Yes, lewding the Mirai is an unforgivable crime. She is a precious young maiden that deserves to have her smile protected. Anyone that would destroy her smile by fucking her senseless has to go to prison.Letting her fuck you senseless with her hard, throbbing Valkyrie instead is fine though.
>>146446062
NOOOO STOP THIS
Loliconder will never finish the New Hebijo set.
At this rate he'll probably do Overwatch instead.
>>146446194
Calm down!I'll gladly take care of that Valkyrie for her
Here, you look REALLY sekushii in this one!
>>146445903
I love that filename
>>146446382
This one actually gave me an erection.
>>146446194
Mirai will ONLY lewd herself out if it's to teach Hikage how to be embarrassed!
>>146446542
Homura what the fuck happened to your breasts.
>that guy who was so hyped for miku suddenly disappeared
Well, let's hope he survived until he got to play his game.
>>146446629
Almost all of PS4gen's game-related posts lately were related to Miku.
>>146446382
If you insist on lewding the Mirai, can't you at least make it more tasteful solo pictures instead of gangbangs? That wouldn't be so bad.
>>146444925
>something i dont like means they have no personality
>>146446734
Can we please stop with the sexy Mirai pictures? They give me needs.
Early thread Minnowpost this time
Let's hope for some cute hamster in the next event
A new Hanabi would be nice too
I love MY lioness.
My monitor got cracked so I'm use my phone to HATE EVERY GIRL WHILE ON-THE-GO
>>146445926
I'd just really like tojack off on Ikaruga while she's defeated and barely covered.But I'd also like to have consensual, lovingly lewd times with her.
>>146446701
I'd prefer he was dead. Fucker got me hyped for a game I'll never play.
>>146447020
You better double bag it.
>>146446812
Tell yourself you don't need those needs.
>>146447018
The fuck did you do?
>>146447103
My dick won't listen to me! It's the one in control it always has been!
>>146446734
>>146446812
>>146446936
I love your lioness.
>>146447171
Does this cause your boner to go down?
Good night /skg/!
Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.It's Saint-Jean tomorrow and I don't have anything planned. Looks like I will be drinking alone but, not surrounded with friends or other people.
>>146447482
No... It's getting really hard to control myself.
>>146447171
It's all about the mind's strength.
You know, unless you're stupid. Probably stupid.
>>146447485
Sleep well!
>>146447485
Don't be like that!
You aren't alone with us here!
>>146444802
But anon, those are all my favorites!
>>146447574
You are beyond help then. Castrate yourself immediately before you do something you regret.
>>146447706
I'm not going to castrate myself, I'm just going to go jack off. I'm just ashamed that it's to Mirai.
Artists that draw Mirai as a loli disgust me
Mirai is a mature and distinguished woman!
...she's just not very tall... or shapely.
>>146447149
I SAW SENRANS BEING POSTED SO I PUNCHED IT!My cat was sleeping by my bed. I didn't see him and almost stepped on him. In return for not murdering my cat, I tripped, slammed my back against the desk it was on and it fell and broke.
>>146447482
I want to stick my tongue in Mirai's cute phimosis Valkyrie!
>>146447837
Yes, take a loot at her body here. This is clearly a sexy mature lady, not a loli.
>>146447849
Damn.
>>146446936
>>146447242
SHE
IS
MINE
handjob from Yozakura's gauntlets
Night /skg/
Sleep well and better mornings!
>>146447960
Damn it I'm gonna cum to Mirai.
>>146447960
PUT MY FUCKING SHOWER CURTAINS BACK MIRAI.
>>146447960
>>146448374
So SEXY!
>>146448317
Good one, cuck!
>>146448332
Would that be more or less dangerous than a handjob from Dai?
>>146448458
Please do not cuck the senrans. Thank you.
Started playing Shinovi Versus on pc a while ago, stopped 3 hours in to watch the anime, almost done with the anime, going to play more SV after.
Should I bother with the 3ds game at all? (waiting for Estival Versus to come to pc, also)Katsu a best
>>146448374
I'm calling the police!
>>146448253
Yeah.
>>146448559
The anime is terrible. The 3ds games are wayyy better than the anime.
>>146448636
I'm really enjoying the anime though.
>>146448559
Katsu a shit
>>146448458
>>146448317
How about a compromise?
>>146448567
I am the Police Commissioner and I see nothing wrong here. Carry on.
>>146448567
It's not even my fault, it's Mirai's!
>>146448458
She's not real. You'll never really be as close to her as I am!
>>146448741
no u
>>146448812
None of us are real
>>146448559
Katsu a normie tier
>>146448914
This
BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
>>146448559
The anime is basically Burst's story, but told worse and some things changed around for no real reason. The 3DS games are closer to sidescrolling beat em ups than musous. Burst has some pretty bad framerate problems but I liked Burst and Senran Kagura 2.
>>146448350
Goodnight anon. Dream of Senrans.
I love Hikage! Every Thread!
>>146449412
What does Hikage think about her frenzy mode? What does it mean? Where did it come from?Is it the spirit of a yoma that attached itself to Hikage while she was in the womb of her murdered mother?
>>146449412
Are you alright with her fucking Kat on the side?
>>146449895
what is ikaruga doing with those characters
>>146450776
She is not Ikaruga!
I'm going to marry Tsubaki!
>>146449079
Well finally a decent reply, I'll get the 3ds games. Long live the senran
>>146450716
I'm more than okay as long as I get to join
>>146451086
She's independent, anon.
>>146451337
She's tsundere for marriage based on her interview. She's mine. Tsubakifag cant have her.
[happy British noises]
>>146451932
You fucked the global economy worse than 2008, kill yourself.
>>146451932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
>>146452010
No, just europes. Based brit bros.
>>146451932I'm happy too, tearing up actually
>>146452010
Oh boy what happened now?
>>146451932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
I'm proud to be part of the colonies Papa England.
>>146452032
Loves to dances with Anonick to glorious music of homeland!
>>146452089
Brexit was a success, markets all over the world are dropping like flies.
>>146452089
Brexit, mate
>>146452192
Is that why Bitcoins went down US$100 in the last day? Not too happy about that
>>146451932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwh6078A-VU
GOOD WEEK TO BUY STOCKS NEXT WEEKthanks for free stocks brexit
>>146452010
>>146452183
a devalued currency always has an up- and a downside.
downside: more expensive imports
upside: cheaper exports
GBP will get stronger as the UK starts making trade deals with other countries now that they can.
no worries, it's not even that bad as predicted.
>>146452701
The UK is now a tiny insignificant country with no fucking leverage whatsoever. Enjoy taking China's cock up your ass.
>>146452989if you think the market crashing for a day is going to destroy the UK you're very foolish. This is going to be a 1-2 year event of leaving; markets will stabilize within the first couple weeks of this referendum.
Anyways, I'm heading to bed. Night /skg/
Wake the fuck up to bed.
>>146454575
You're confusing me!
>>146454575
This sounds like the name of a rap song...
>>146451932All the angry leftists on twitter tell me something good happened
>>146454937
Oh no, I sure hope she doesn't do anything to disturb my sleep.
>>146454948
So some say. I just know this is gonna lead to my twitter feed being flooded with insufferable bragging.
Haruka is Japanese, not British!
>>146455461
I'm glad someone else around here feels the same way.
>>146451932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKXtv2_IaCY
I am so happy tonight.
loliconder drawing again!
>>146455461
>>146455809
She's not just British, but she's even aUKIPper
>>146447485
I normally don't hostilely engage with other anons, but you're not an anon and also you're an edgelord prick. Your comment about being happy about the Orlando shooting shows you have a shitty personality. You don't deserve to have a Senran. You deserve to drink alone. I hope you become a less shitty person, but considering you're an edge-o who feels the need to namefag, I doubt that'll happen.
Despite thinking you're a living turd, have some more Yagyuu.
>>146456229
homosexual detected
>>146456107
Well, Haruka is all about being free, so maybe there is some truth to that.
>>146456078
That's a cute loli!
Its hometown related so I felt the need to share it https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CloK_aRXIAIRSqD.png:orig
>>146456304
Don't act like you wouldn't suck your Senran's cock until she coated your throat in tasty cum! You're a slut, anon.
>>146456876
But that isn't gay.
>>146456661
Fetish gear is fucking hilarious
>>146456661
Fucking Nice.
>>146457312
That's gay, anon. It's okay to be gay for your Senran.
>>146457812
I'm gay for my bro.
>>146457931
I hate this shitty meme
>>146457812
No, it's not gay for a man to have sex with a woman!
>>146457931
Chiyo is a great choice, buddy. I hope you play her trumpet well.
>>146458064
Is it gay if you don't mind taking it from your senran?
>>146458064
If that's what you need to tell yourself to sleep at night, anon, go ahead. You and I both know, though, that your Senran has a big, squid flavored cock that shoots white ink. The gayest thing of all is being in denial, but keep telling yourself that you're not homo for your waifu's meaty dick.
>>146458273
That's perfectly natural, anon. It's gay but natural. You get to fuck her holes, she gets to fuck your holes. Give and take, 50-50 is the cornerstone of any stable relationship.
>>146458273
No, even if you let her cum inside your ass or blow her load on your face, it's not gay! Because she's a girl!
>>146458429
That's almost as gay as penetrating her missionary style, ejaculating your seed into her womb in order to have a child in the context of a traditional, loving, God-fearing marriage for the sole purpose of procreation! Just come out of the closet already, you gay boy.
It's even gayer when she wraps her legs around you while you're about to finish to ensure that you cum inside.
I think this event is senrans with parttime jobs?
Leo, Ashiya, Aimu, Kumo, Homu and Naraku
>Naruka but no Kagura
The memes almost became real
New event is convenience store clerks.
>Leo LR
>Ashiya UR
>Murakumo UR
>Naraku SR
>Aimu SR
>Fuma UR
>Renka UR
>Homura LR
>Fuga LR
>Asuka UR
Fuga and Asuka are a differen themed.
>>146458604
IT'S TIME
JUST WAIT FOR THE MID-EVENT CARDS
Oh and Tsubaki UR
>>146458641
>no Ayame
>>146458641
Oh, a Fuma card.
>>146458727
Ayame is rarely in events, what planet have you been living in?
Also the "which senran you want to marry?" poll is out.
Top 3 overall
>Yumi
>Ikaruga
>Souji
Top 3 Individual
>Meimei
>Chihaya
>Murasaki
NW Winner
>Souji
We'e going to see a lot more Meimei and Chihaya now.
>>146458815
Wow, Yumi and Ikaruga won!
>>146458815
>We'e going to see a lot more Meimei
I can live with this
I hope it means Hisui and Shinozuka's time in the sun hasn't come to an end though, but even if I got some nice cards out of it
>>146458815
紫 is for marriage
>>146459094
My Senran's kanji is prettier-looking than your Senran's!
>>146458929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re72di5phM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNxfyAditL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n4sy1cSle8
>>146458815
What does overall and individual mean?
>>146458929
Never thought I'd see the day...
>>146459372
Most votes and most votes from a single source respectively
>>146459372
Indivdual rank is high when that senran's average votes per person is high. So it's a samefag poll. A few amount of people poured money in for those senrans.
>>146459425
>>146459450
Ah, okay. Thanks. Interesting. I wonder if I helped Murasaki win because she was the only one I voted for due to not really understanding the purpose of the poll. Joined during its last day or two.
>Chihaya high up now.
No.... yamatos are spreading!
>>146459203
what is the kanji
>>146459560
It doesn't matter. Murasaki's name looks dumber than all of them.
>>146458641
>>Renka UR
"Here you go. Here's your reciept. What's that? You'd like to quit smoking? That's easy! We'll just take your lungs and just blow them up! Then you won't have to worry about lung cancer!"
>>146459512
When next to Murasaki, it almost feels like Ryoubi has a negative bust.
>>146459589
it looks fine at high resolutions you bully
Seems like Yumi, Ikaruga, Souji, Meimei, Chihaya, and Murasaki are all getting prize memorial wedding cards.
>>146459847
I want yumi removed from this dimension
>>146459789
Nah, I don't like it. It's not a very pretty kanji.
>>146459789
I think it's a pretty kanji, anon.
>>146460096
>G2
what did she mean by this?
>>146460184
second anniversary of the expansion to NewWave aka NewWave Burst G
What do we do/win for this event?
>>146460587
Homura LR top 50
Renka UR top 500
Tsubaki UR based on which team you're on/how many points you get.
Note that 4/6 (Yumi, Ikaruga, Yozakura, Bashou) characters that new wave identifies as Yamato Nadeshiko all landed in top 10 overall of wedding poll. The other two (Chihaya, Fuga) made it in the top ten of new wave only poll. Fuck Japan.
>>146460793
Thanks. Does that count for beginners, too?
>>146460910
You realize how pointless it is to whine about Yamato Nadeshiko's being popular in a game that's made and played overwhelmingly by Japanese people? That shit means an ideal Japanese girl. Of course Japanese people will vote for them. Quit crying.
>>146461538
Only Mirai.
>>146461538
why was this deleted?
>>146461643
Ageha is banned.
Do you guys ever get the problem of eating sushi in New Wave and it not actually restoring your points like it should?
wake up!
>>146462786
LET ME SLEEP, PLEASE
Compliment your least favorite Senran and tell your favorite Senran something she can work on.
>>146461108
>Not bitching about Yamatos (about half of which or so lack a real personality) being popular
you must be new here as that's a popular hobby.
>>146463214
Ryoubi is...attractive; Haruka needs to...work on...being less "affectionate" with others.
On second thought, with us everyone else.
>>146463214
Least favorite, Kafuru: your crown is cute, you're the most mature of your sisters, and you are hands down the best card I have in New Wave.
I don't have an exact favorite, but one of my favorites is Haruka: You could learn to label your potions better and tone down the lewdness around certain characters.
>>146463578
I'm not new and I know it's a popular thing to do here, but that's precisely why it's starting to get annoying. If you want a waifu-y game that caters to Westerners, go play Hunniepop or something. Make your own game. Stop getting mad at the target demographic behaving like they're going to. It's pointless and your efforts are better spent elsewhere.
>>146463214
Least Favorite Yumi: You pull off that snow lady look perfectly.
Favorite Murasaki: Please try not to judge certain people too quickly.
>>146463214
Mirais personality and insecruity over her chest has really Improved.
Daidouji needs to spend just a little more time letting her hair down and relaxing. Not every minute of everyday needs to revolve around exceeding limits.
Her uniform and fighting style are great.
Haruka... just continue being perfect.
>>146463214
Yumi is a young female.
Mirai needs to try to build up her self-confidence!
>>146466140
Are they licking the inside of his ears?
>>146466223
Yes?
>>146466223
Having your ears kissed, nibbled, licked, etc. feels amazing.
>>146466140
Why does that look so comfy? Well, except for the buttplug and the toiletpaper roll
WAKE UP
>>146458641
>Leo
>Ashiya
>Renka
>Fuga
I would've been satisfied with just Fuga, but this is a good event.
>>146458641
>Naraku
>convenience store clerk
Is she planning to quote the Clerks movies?
My fugging dick.
>>146469096
Christ Almighty.
Current NW event in a nutshell.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ziX1oQRiA3w
>>146469096
I fugging hate Fuga!
>>146469220
Haven't heard this song in years.
>>146469096
Fuga is really trying, but she won't make me break my commitment to my one senran.
Your least favorite senran confesses her love for you
what do you do?
>>146469220
For some reason I was expecting something involving Clerks.
>>146470016
I won't be with you.
But I'll be your Aniki.
>>146470016
I don't like Yumi. But I will entertain her so that she won't show up at my house at 2 in the morning calling my name all while completely nude.
>>146470016
Tell her to take off her eye patch and look with both eyes. I'm not Hibari.
>>146470016
I'm desperate enough to accept
Which Senran is most likely to be a Gaijin Hunter?
Which one will only date you for free English lessons?
>>146470538
But you smell just like Hibari!
>>146469096
I must impregnate this demon of semen.
Yagyuu is pretty
I want to be her friend and marry her
>>146470835
But I don't look, sound, or feel like Hibari, and I'm willing to venture I don't taste like her either.
>>146471207
She's challenging you.
>>146469220
>that face
Suddenly taking bored Homura from behind in the midnight-time store! Fast! While there's no one here!
>>146471564
Surprising Homura during her skeleton shift!
>>146471505
Taking off Yagyuu's eyepatch and unleashing her tentacle eye!
>>146471807
convincing Yagyuu to start taking medication for her metal allergy!
>>146471871
But her sneezing is cute!
>>146471981
Why does she look so fat
>>146472087
Hibari is always giving her candy
>>146472087
All Senrans are slightly overweight. Except for Mirai.
>>146472176
Mirai is significantly overweight!
>>146472291
No, Mirai is skinny. Please delete that picture.
>>146472560
>murder
>bestiality
>>146472560
Ikagura Asuka might parents totally.
Mooks are senrans too!
>>146473070
Cute blue Hebijo mook!!
>>146473070
Maybe that's the girl who wants to kill homura from SV.
>>146469220
>it's summer
>your girlfriend, Homura, is working at a local convenience store
>you've memorized when she has her lunch break
>give her dickings while she smugs it up
>>146472560
>Homura eat stuff post eating
>no kagura
they FUCKED up
>>146473584
So did your mom and dad when they got pregnant with you.
>>146473534
>No bra
Leo you fucking slut.
>>146473705
Yes? And?
Everyone's parents had hot sweaty sex.
>>146473881
Sorry dude, I was merely joking, calm down.
>>146473881
I-is that true!?
>>146474046
yes it is Hanabi.
Infact your parents did it 3 times to have you and your sisters,
>>146473439
>>146473534
I don't get it. Couldn't Leo just buy the convenience store?
Like the wedding event, are they going undercover to draw an enemy out?
And will we get a card of with Hiroko shop lifting in the background?
>Payment request from AmiAmi for Miyabi daki and mousepad
I hope MiyabiDakiAnon will be happy to have his daki soon.
OI LUV, GE' IN THA RAPE DUNGIN!
I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much! She's the best!
>>146474639
Once you start talking normal, sure. Ditch the fake accent, you do better without it.
>>146474913
What youse tahkin abaht? Ya some kinda tahd'a sometin'?
Ya tryin' ta tahk treesh ah sometin'?
>>146474547
ITS TRUE
MY MIYABI MOUSEPAD WILL SOON BE HERE
WHAT A GREAT DAY
FIRST WE LEFT THE EU NOW I'M GETTING MY MOUSEPAD
>>146474639
You'll have to try harder than that!
>>146475504
I'm proud of you papa England.
>>146475504
>G-g o i n g t o U K ?
>J o r r y g o o d !
>>146475760
>Didn't think Miyabi could get cuter
>Engrish
Fuck!
>>146475860
Fuma has a big shoe!
>>146475663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lTBUDBq8xw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oha4kIKUCLs
>>146476579
Do they sell Lucky's too in that store?
>>146475663
Ok, spilling drinks on yourself is one thing but this? This shit is ridiculous
>>146476715
I wanna fuck the midget down at the convenience store.
>>146475760
More Senrans need to do Engrish. We need more western fanservice.
Come on Marvelous. SK has been selling pretty well in the west. Throw us a bone!
>>146476579
Aimu's got some booty
>>146473070
Why do I get the feeling that Homura is the one most likely to make a joke from Clerks just to get a couple laughs?
Mirai meeting Hitomi Tanaka!
new wave seriously has the dumbest themes
>>146478257
Name some better ones then and keep doing them weekly.
>>146478136
Mirai taking a job in Gravure.
>>146477995
Flirting with Renka!
Poll results.
>Head down to the store one day to get some eggs and noodles
>The entire shop is run only by 11/10 chicks with huge tits and some of them are even spilling juice and milk all over their chests
>>146478136
I know her tits are ridiculous even for cowtits lovers, but the paizuri scenes never fail to make me diamonds.
>>146478514
IN A SHOCKING TWIST WHICH HAS SURPRISED ABSOLUTLEY NO ONE
>>146478514
We're going to get so much meimei now. Yes!
>>146477995
Whats wrong Renka? You look real worried about something
>>146478514
Fuga should be higher. But these cards might give her YP (Yamato Points).
>>146469096
>>146472490
>>146472490
This is a teenage ninja
>>146472490
I literally can't stop masturbating to this picture. It's been hours already.
>>146477792
>Ikagura sucked 37 dicks!
>>146475663
This is advanced klutziness
>>146475663
How the fuck
>>146480038
In a row?
>>146476885
The cute pale one or the one with cinnabun hair
>>146481658
It's OK now. We're out of the EU. No need to cryNow Trump needs to take office and the bond between the US and UK will be stronger than ever
>>146473070
>>146476715
>Homu and Naraku constantly argue about /tv/ shit all the time, even in front of the customers.
>>146473995
>Ashiya is that weird sheltered "religious" girl.
>>146475860
Fuma is THAT guy.
>>146477995
Renka is the over worked manager trying to the whole store from competently sinking.
>Ayame constantly tries to fuck them up somehow.
>>146477085
I agree with this. Mirai has so many engrish lines all over, she needs more!
Even in Burst, she was saying YOMI ONEECHAN, COME ON!
>>146478514
Even if Murasaki didn't get any first place, she's the first place of my heart.
>>146475860
>You can see my panties right?
>Now pay the price and lick my feet and I might let you see them again!
>>146482072
>Ashiya is always sacrificing goats on break
>>146483536
It's too early for me to have an erection.
>>146483607
Aren't you having morning wood, anon? It's important for healthy boys to have a stiff erection every day!
>>146480038
Oh god now I see it. Wonder who would be who is SK was in Clerks.
>>146483953
Stop talking to young boys about their erections, Asuka
They'll think you're interested
>>146484306
Don't refer to me as a young boy I'm older than Asuka.But not as old as Rin!
What the fuck is a Yamato
people actually
>>146484715
Post Shiki twice in a row!
>>146484480
It's a galaxy class federation starship.
Shiki is nice and all but I just can't see her as being in a relationship with anyone
she's going to be a cake, I can feel it
>>146485061
She was trying to butt in in Rin's girls night out.
It was foreshadowing.
>>146485061
How can you see that. She doesn't really judge much on who she wants to be in a relationship with.
>>146472829
>>146472964
Muh dick
>>146485061
She will hook up with Murakumo obviously
>>146485196
yeah but other people do
Getting Rin drunk and convincing her that it's finally the time to lose her virginity while teasing her before putting it in with just the tip until she starts begging for it!
Shiki breeki iv damke
Shiki make my diki go peeki
>"Fuck Yeah!"
>"Independence Day!"
>>146485824
I want to hump Shiki's leg.
>>146485957
I want Shiki to step on my face with her heels.
>>146485983
I want Shiki to spit on me.
>>146482120
>RETSU PAATII
>>146485891
I think you should change Kat to Haruka.
>>146486123
I want Shiki to use her gloved hands on my prostate.
I want Shiki to wear backless thongs and only let me have anal sex.
I want Shiki to sit on my face.
>>146475663
This can't be an accident.
>>146486181
But Haruka is from Brazil
>>146486181
Haruka is more French, listen to any of her music to confirm that.
Katsu on the other hand has more of the cheeky British attitude of "Hehehe! Boobies!".
>>146486241
I want Shiki to not let me have sex or even jerk off without her supervision.
>>146486449
>Haruka is more French, listen to any of her music to confirm that.
It doesn't sound like French music.
t. frog
>>146486512
Not even Ryouna would be this retarded.
>>146485591
Asuka constantly going on about Baseball-kun's erections!
>>146486565
Shiki putting you on orgasm control for you to prove you're a good Anoncchi!
>>146486734
I'd love for Shiki to control my orgasms.
>>146486512
What is even happening?
>>146486718
Asuka discovering that Baseball-kun has a small, thin penis!
>>146486928
Yagyuu made an oopsie and has to go get a CT Scan
>>146486181
Let the meme die anon
>>146486985
Then I'll show her my big thick dick and Asuka can pick which one she wants.
>>146486629
>Senran Kagura Burst
>Track 25: I'm such a Tease
>Haruka's BGM. Her sex appeal made me think of France and Piazolla. Despite her pink attire, she's extremely sadistic, so I gave her a nicely dark theme.
>>146486928
She shoved a hibari figure up her cunt
>>146486916
Being forced to not rub it out or have sex for a whole month by Shiki.
>>146487218
Licking Shiki's feet everyday to beg her for 10 seconds to fap!
>>146487307
Senran feet seem like they would taste like little pink marshmallows so I'm ok with this.
Everybody likes Shiki.
>>146476579
>Mocky
>>146487218
Isn't there an IM@S CG set that has that happen?
>>146487839
Yes but it would be even hotter if it was Shiki.
>>146488034Kill the mouse.Take his house.
>>146488253
Well Miki is as close to Shiki as we'd probably get...
>>146488282So do you have pic of Yagyu as Homu?
Not that Homu, the other Homu.
>>146488539
none in the collect, japs need to get on their shit
shiki reciting heart sutra on my DICK
>>146488282
I've never seen this kind of Hibbers before...
>>146488782
It's a rare M-class Hibbers
Catch it before it gets away
>>146463214
I'll give props to Ryoubi for being a sharpshooter.
Hikage could express herself a little better
>>146488770
Shiki clenching her pussy on your DICK
>>146487180
Is that a quote or something?
>>146484715
Totes
>>146489602
Each BGM track in Burst has a small description from the devs about their inspiration and reason as to how they came up with the track. The Senran's theme songs include how their appearance and personality influenced what kind of theme the devs gave them.
Hope everyone's day is going well!
>>146487180
Note: It's the track for fighting against her on Hanzo's side.
>>146490053
I shoveled a lot of dirt
>>146463214
Ryouna dances well.
Miyabi needs to chill.
>>146490053
It's going better now that I saw Meimei with her butt in a cannon.
>>146486985
Going to Haruka and getting a penis enlargement potion to mix into Baseball-kun's water bottle!
>>146489869
and each bgm since burst keeps that same motif with the instruments and compositions.
>>146490271
How can you say that when my little bunbun's butt is in peril?
>>146490736
Baseball-kun having a dick so big and hard he can slug baseballs with it?
>>146490736
Haruka messed up all the names on the drug bottles just in case an enemy would take them.
>>146491803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE35YUGtE9s
>>146491218
I want to fuck Meimei's buns!
>>146490736
Baseball kun is Hanzo
>>146491513
I don't think they make sports cups that big.
Also, he's still taking a pitched baseball right in the dick.
>>146491513
Asuka getting more than she asked for!
A lot more!!
>>146491963
I'll be sure she cooks up some fresh buns before we leave for our date. They stay warm for quite a while, so I'm sure they'll satisfy.
>Finally a new doujin of Senran Kagura.
>It's rape and mind break.
>MY FUKCING FACE WHEN
FUCKING WHY JAPAN?
https://hitomi.la/galleries/946847.html
>>146494012
Seeing women having happy sex kills Jap boners.
>>146494131
Fuck Jap boners
>>146494012
There is only one solution.
>>146494131
Happy sex with Mirai!
>>146445795
.. I only have Shinovi Versus.. but isn't that Shiki?
>>146494736
No,that's either a pig or another one named Haruka.
>>146494736
Haha, no.
>>146494736
Something something secondaries please go ree
>>146494736
Lol
>>146494012
>Old Weapon
He made doujins where Yomi forces Ikaruga to prostitute herself. It's pretty much his usual stuff.
>>146494736
Yes, and this is clearly Rin. You can tell by her mask and purple hair
>>146495125
>Yomi forces Ikaruga to prostitute herself.
That's good stuff.
Excuse me, I'm about to explode shortly.
>>146495350
POMPOK-
>>146495350
But the fireworks don't start until it gets dark out.
>>146495350
ANKKOD
Murasaki, Hibari, Asuka, Yomi and Kumo are all meant to be happy sex'd. Ryouna too, except her "happy" sex involves a lot of slapping and name calling.
>>146490053
It would be great if this shit wouldn't exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvrd6aoOksY
So, how likely is it that these girls from New Wave will make it into future Senran Kagura games?
>>146495885
Ryouna LOVES to be called a shitty cumdump bitch, because her master really loves her deep down.
>>146496051
On a scale of not to very, I'd say not very.
>>146495983
It would be great if multinotes didn't exist
>>146496106
That's it! So treat your Ryouna "right".
>>146496243
One day I'll punch the guy in the nuts who came up with this shit.
>>146495350
DOKKAN DOKKAN TSUITAERU
DOKKAN DOKKAN PARADISE
>>146495983
Havin fun yet?
>>146495983
You just gotta practice Anon
>>146490053
I must include one of the SK openings! The happiest one (and best animated one)
https://youtu.be/af6cY2eh1vE
>>146496542
Genki-dama ga hajike tobu ze Go Go Let's do it
>>146496749
That really is the best one they've ever done.
>>146495514
>Renka will never be your big sister
>>146497068
That's because I'm older than her by a few years.
>>146497068
Are you sure you wanna ask Renka onee-chan for advice, anon?
>>146497068
The only downside I'm seeing is not being Hanabi's brother.
>>146497227
Having a big sister that's younger than you is the best of both worlds!
>>146497484
You can all be one big family!
>>146496713
NO! ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT
>>146497636
Man Mikudayo must be going through some rough times.
>>146497482
I want to have gentle femdom sex with my big sister Renka
>>146497636
There's no Ustsu-P in the new game, right?
Do any of you desire to have vanilla sex with a senran?
I swear, all you guys want is a senran to dom you and shit.
>>146498056
I want to practice all kinds of sex positions with my senran.
>>146498056
this character is literally made for vanilla
>>146498056
You say it like it's a bad thing
>>146498056
I prefer sex with my senran to be vanilla.
>>146497938
This is basically the tracklist.
http://vocaloid.wikia.com/wiki/Hatsune_Miku_-Project_DIVA-_Arcade_Future_Tone
>>146498172
I thought she was made for the trashcan
>>146496051
low.
ayame only made it in because she's the shopkeeper in the versus games.
>>146498056
>all you guys want is a senran to dom you
>>146498056
I want hot vanilla sex with Fuga.
>>146498056
Maletop is fucking boring.
>>146497636
Every damn time I see that face
>>146498056
I would love to cuddle up with my senran before any sex goes down, if at all.
>>146498056
YesWhy not both?
>>146496051
You know what would be cool?
If Murasaki fucking died and was replaced by Ashiya.
>>146496051
You know what would be cool?
If everyone but Murasaki fucking died and everyone was replaced by her.
>>146498056
Rather than fug a Senran I'd rather they fugged each other while I watch.
>>146498789
but there is only one murasaki and she is already playable
a better idea is if everyone was replaced by bebetan
>>146498789
>4 teams of senrans that prefer to stay in their room
>>146499027
Pssh.
Murasame would replace everyone.
>>146498789
How many ellipses of silence would their be in the dialouge of a Murasaki centered script?
>>146497484
>Hanabi will never gleefully call you onii-chan and tackle you with an embrace
Is there any reason to go on
>>146498056
you couldn't even fathom how much i want to vanilla rin
>>146499086
I would love to see Murasame playable again but it's highly unlikely.
>>146499043
>Vanilla NEET
>Class rep NEET
>Groping NEET
>Yuri NEET
>Klutz NEET
>Strongest
>Masamune NEET
>Commie NEET
>Emotionless NEET
>Flat NEET
>Dom NEET
>Teacher NEET
>Yamato NEET
>Two faced NEET
>Mommy NEET
>Gyaru NEET
>Age play NEET
>Chuuni NEET
>NEET NEET
>Dyke NEET
>Breast expansion NEET
>Masochist NEET
That's a whole lot of NEETs and I'm even missing some of them.
>>146499086
Now I want to see Murasame awkwardly trying to use everyone else's weapons.
>>146499672
Daidouji's so strong she doesn't even become a NEET!
>>146494012
Mindbreak is god tier though.
>>146498056
I prefere vanilla/non-dom, it's just that they're louder about it than we are.
>>146498172
Yep
>>146499569
Oh, i know.
I've been in /skg/ for a long time to know how much you want to.
>>146496051
High chance for zodiac or touno. High chance for Bashou and souji
>>146498789
>Wanting an entire cast of trash
>>146500213
Why don't you try to bait someone else, our opinions are clearly different anon. You're wasting your time trying to force your opinion onto me.
>>146499220
>Kafuru insists that she can do everything without her big bro's help, but will ask for a good night hug and to be tucked into bed.
Be still, my tender heart.
>>146500461
You can like trash if you want
>>146500171
All of these are acceptable.
>>146499027
Would they also fix her voice to make it less annoying to listen to?
>>146500461
Rubbing poison ivy all over bebe tan!
>>146501014
Watching Murasaki suffer!
>>146501014
>>146501094
Blasting you two off with a shotgun.
>>146501281
stop replying already
>>146501370
Buzz off.
You ain't the boss of me.
Is Ryoubi anon-literaldick?
Does Saki have the worst fanbase out of all the senrans?
>>146501715
No. That's Haruka.
1. Picture. Though, jisho tells me 揉む is also translated as "train, coach", I believe it isn't a dog training.
2. And that suggestive "touch them" card from NW.
So! Does Ryouna like simple massages and groping just as she likes to be bullied and abused?
>>146501715
No, that's Haruka and Mirai's.
>>146501715
Spoiler alert: according to /skg/, no.
>>146501715
I wouldn't call the people who constantly call her trash exactly a "fanbase".
>>146501715
Daidouji easily
>>146501715
No. The worst are haters of the girls.
>>146501775
>>146501805I get the feeling that this is mostly my fault.
>>146501890
Why does murasaki have so many of them? Like there's at least 3 times the amount of shitposting around her than actual people liking her.
>>146501949
Don't care about it. They have different objects of hating each month anyway.
>>146501937
And do you know how it's your fault?
>>146501715
Either her or Ryouna.
>>146501804
Maybe she means being rubbed vigorously.
>>146502116
I just think it's mostly mine, I don't know for sure. A hint for it is that there's this Anon who constantly tells me to "stop posting".
>>146501715
I hate Yomifags!
>>146492647
Asuka getting dicked so hard by Baseball-kun that she becomes overly vanilla!
>>146502360
Stop that shit or I'll punch you in your fucking mouth.
>>146502556
Asuka becoming a Yamato?!
>>146502556
Asuka becoming addickted to Baseball-kun!
>>146473314
Well, a shame.
>>146502593
punch me harder daddy
>>146502697
That's it, time for spankings.
Baseball is boring as fuck 2bh
>>146502612
Asuka becoming even more popular than Yumi because of Baseball-kun's hard dickings!
>>146503524
Well...that's absurd if you think about it.
>>146499672
>Gyaru NEET
I can get into this
>>146502312
what do you got against dog
>>146498056
>Do any of you desire to have vanilla sex with a senran?
Yes. Why?
Luvin' Hasumi!
>>146504440
I think I've seen her vagina.
>>146498056
There's literally nothing wrong with wanting to be domed by a Senran.
>>146504706
There are many things wrong with that.
But that's just my opinion.
ReadingKamaSurta with Shiki!
>>146505076
>Sutra
>>146505147
I-I just wanted to buy some groceries.
>>146505147
Help, I'm being raped by a crab!
>>146505147
...*squeals*
>>146505235
Have fun being washed over and over again for the rest of your life.
>>146505147
No means no! I don't want the membership card!
ANONICK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSD-JU-cUrc
>>146505545
Dicking Yomi in the shower!
>>146502341
In the inside?
>>146505925
Kissing Yomi on the cheek when she doesn't expect it!
>>146505958
Of her ass?
>>146505958
Right in the heart.
>>146506002
>she blushes, puffs up her cheeks and tells you not to scare her like that
Great volumes of water serve as a bulwark
guarding sleep, and an augur of the eldritch truth.
They are sympathetic in nature.
Delve deep. Greet one and strike a deal.
>>146506320
Do they move into the hobocave or at Asuka's?
>>146506320
Baseball-kun getting NTRd by Homu?
>>146506472
It is canon, yes.
I get depressed once every 3 months or so. Coincidentally the anime seasons end all 3 months and I start watching through all the fucking garbage that was released. Is it autism when you force yourself to endure shit that you absolutely hate?
>>146506879
>Is it autism when you force yourself to endure shit that you absolutely hate?
Thats actually self destructive behavior, common with depression.
>>146506879
>not enjoing animu continuously during each season
More like masochism.
>>146507010
It's okay. One day japan will stop producing haremtrash.
What is the most British thing Haruka has ever done?
>>146507260
Very funny.
>>146507260
But
SoL & Mahou Shoujo > Harems > everything else
>>146507378
exist
>>146507378
Voting for brexit
>>146507583
>It's hot
>I'm bored
>My feet don't hurt
>I wish I was home, getting spanked
>>146507909
>youlitttlefilthymongrel.jpg
>have to use shitty laptop while out of town
>shitty laptop has broken "f" key, can't ctrl+f and have to copy paste it otherwise
uck this
At least there's some rare old boobs in here
>>146508253
Use F3 instead.
Here is your baby factory.
>>146508253
This is funny.
>>146508253
I...what....huh?
>>146504031
Her fanbase is cancer
She's not that bad
>>146509123
What do you got against me, man
>>146509123
Oh is we now?
>>146508663
I don't want a baby.
>>146509278
Your fettish is gross
Do all Senrans wear pantsu?
>>146509393
It's endearing to me and many others.
>>146509393
There are worse fetishes.
>>146509495
>>146509508
G R O S S
R
O
S
S
>>146509393
>being a dominant male
>fetish
>>146509567
Not a Dom, anon. Sadist.
>>146509470
For legal purposes, I'm supposed to say yes.
>>146509560
Assume the position, bitch.
>>146509690
Literally nothing wrong if she enjoys it
My only qualm is scarring because I like women to look good
>>146509690
You got sumthin' against sadistic men?
I really like Yozakura,but I don't want children.
>>146509393
Whta fetish?
>>146501775
We're a high energy bunch, mate.
Raking smuggler boats with machine gun fire to turn migrants back! Every thread!
>>146509805
Yeah it's fucking gross
>>146508631
Son of a bitch, someday I'll into computers
There's a lot of Yozakura and Hikage in here, it's nice to know the past me had good taste
>>146509953
You're fucking gross.
>>146510090
No, YOU'RE gross
>>146510090
>>146510342
You're BOTH gross
>>146510342
Shut it, cakeboy.
>>146510583
You're TRIPLE gross, shitstain.
>>146509983
I saw a snek for the first time ever yesterday. Scared the shit out of me, it was a little black and grey one. They move a lot faster and have a more curved movement pattern than I imagined.
Didn't try picking up. 99% sure it wouldn't be a venomous kind up here, but I know snek doesn't like it.
Pic related, I found her under a tree.
>>146510668
You're QUADRUPLE gross, asshole.
>>146509983
>Puppy-eyes Asuka comforting herself with futomaki
>"Vulgar..."
>"I [am] vulgar..."
>>146510614
Fight me pussy
Anonkovich watch out for blonde sloot!
>>146505147
how did the discussion about the independent contractors hired to finish the second death star come to this
>>146510793
Hikage is not known to be venomous, but she may produce odd smelling secretions from her cloaca if agitated
>>146509809
Yo pinning you down and having her way with you because she's crazy with baby fever!
>>146511043
yбиpaтьcя oтcюдa вac cвинья!
Hey. So I just unlocked Rin and her character isn't appearing in the character select screen. Is there something else that needs to be done before I can play as her? It seems like everything else for her is working just fine. Her outfits appear in the dressing room, and I can select her voice in the library.
>>146511510
Have you killed yourself yet?
>>146511431
future single mom if she does
>>146511361
What's the smell of Snek agitation?
OKA-SAAAAAAAN~!
>>146511510
which game?
>>146511431
Yozakura becoming a licensed surgeon specifically to reverse potential vasectomies!
>>146512190
>free birth control
>vasectomies
>abortions legalOH MY GOD OUR POPULATION IS SHRINKING WHY IS THAT I JUST CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER
Sorry I had to
I am going to mate with Asuka. We are going to have kids that are really good at math and make threads on 4chan about not fitting in in either world, and I'll tell my kids, just be yourself and everything will be fine
>>146512037
Sorry, I wasn't clear on that. Shinovi Versus. I'm guessing she might be a member of Crimson Squad? The part at the story where I decided to unlock her seems to indicate that might end up being the case, but I just want to make sure.
>>146512125
Mmmm, aromatic!
>>146512586
She's in the Crimson Squad cave, yeah.
>>146512190
>get a vasectomy
>Yo knows this and heads over to Haruka's lab
>she gets a potion that reverses them
>you have passionate sex with her that night, thinking you won't get her pregnant
>she kisses you in the middle of lovemaking
>feel a liquid go down your throat
>Yo has a smug look on her face while she overtakes you and starts riding your cock
>you feel the recently severed connections in your balls suddenly re-connect, forming new pathways for your papa paste to become more virile and rise up through your urethra
>you realize, just as you cum, that you're making yourself into a father, something you tried to avoid
>her soft chest collapses on you as she pants and giggles
>"You can't escape being a dad, darling~..."
goodsleep skeegeeI'm not actually tired but I should at least try to go to sleep
>>146513431
Have a nice nap
>>146512702
Alright, cool. Thanks for the help and not telling me to kill myself.
>tfw you love Haruka but don't like posting her anymore because the Brexit meme is forced, unfunny garbage
xD JOLLY GOOD TIME M8 THAT IT IS BRUV DON'T YOU WOT WITH THE MIGRANTS TOP OF THE KEK TO YA BREXIT AND SCONES AND DEMOCRACY
What's next? Mirai wants to build the wall higher and make the Mexicans pay for it XD Asuklinton! Souji Sanders! #FeelTheBun (Meimei 2016) Homura says no to Prop 36B, keep our schools funded!
Does your senran like spicy food?
>>146501715
Nope, that's Yumi's.
>>146513791
What is cyka saying?
>>146513791
you deserve it desu
>>146513791
>giving them ideas
>>146513938
иди нa хyй
>>146513791
The shitpost says you hate it.
But the reaction image shows that you want more like the dirty meme slut you are.
Katsu FEET
>>146513791
Independent voter Hikage!
How does your senran eat oreos?
>>146514959
She spills the cream all over herself.
>>146514959
By eating only the white part and voting for Brexit.
>you will never kill BLM members with Miyabi in your hometown of Chicago
>>146514510
We live in a wonderful era where meme based S&M is all but a reality
>>146514959
Dunk them in milk until they're soggy
>>146515051
Cheers luv, the cavalry's here, come to joinlly old great England and brexit with us. You'll have to trade your guns for knives, though, kek m80, but Harukasama will personally shove her collection of spiked dildos in your asshole while we all sing God Save the Queen together, luv.
Just don't be put off by her accent, she's scouse.
>>146515256
I really wish EV had done specials like this.
>>146515448
Brexit Haruka/Trump Mirai DLC when? Make the Anglosphere great again!
>>146515434
>Killing BLM members
>Britland
Fuk off wankah
>>146515434
God save the queen by the sex pistols?
>>146477995
Making Renka blush when she asks "can I get you anything else" and I answer "yeah, your phone number"!
>>146513791
As usual, /pol/ bleeds out of their board and brings their shit everywhere
>>146515679
You're a cowardly American unlike Brexit racist Haruka. She voted to actually change Britain and retake it back from immigrants. What are you going to do? Sit on an image board and jack off while crying? Brexit isn't just a single time thing. It's a state of mind. Brexit yourself and all will be healed.
>>146509809
>I don't want children.
Kill yourself my man.
>>146516016
Or he could just wait until he were about to spunk then Brexit out of that fanny, m8.
>>146515881
Well they do get tons of traffic and it's only getting more popular.
Kuroudo going on the Internet!
>>146516242
Brixet Hakura posts there just like a good girl should! Does your Senran /pol/ because if not then maybe you should just brixit out of that relationship for brexfast before summer brex(it).
>>146516195
Yes, yes, well done Brexit, well done Brexit!
HOWEVER
>>146514787
Single-issue voter Yomi
Who also bathes with a towel on?
>>146516520
Pro-life Yozakura. She really wants to be a mother, but she's barren so she wants to save as many babies as she can from degenerate libtards like Yomi and Asuklinton.
>>146516636
Fuck that is so retarded, they couldn't have her cover her tits with her legs or something?
>>146516686
I like it when the innocent girls are slutted
>>146516686
YOZAKURA IS NOT BARREN
>>146516852
Yozakura is barren and will never experience the joys of motherhood. Instead she stands outside of Planned Parenthoods and pickets them all day with the encouraging words of Mistress British Racist Brexit Haruka and Donald Trump My Hands/Oppai Are Not Tiny Mirai.
>>146515969
I'm removing dangerous criminals from my community
It's that time again
You know what to do
AWW SHIET WE HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT. IT'S REAL /SKG/ NIGGA HOURS!
>>146517045
YO
IS
EXCESSIVELY
FERTILE
>>146517149
You couldn't remove your own spunkstained trousers from your lap even if you tried. Be a good chap and just Brexit out of there. Come to England, luv. Haruka will promptly fist you for sixteen hours until her fist gets tired and she brexits it from your anal cavity.
>>146517275
WHO UP!?
I hate the number 250.
>>146517314
Not anymore. She ate too many fish meals and it poisoned her uterus with mercury. She was with child at the time and miscarried. She nearly killed herself, but Haruka helped her come to terms with it and now she's found a new lease on life posting on /pol/ and screaming at degenerate Bernie Sanders supporting baby killers. It fills part of the hole in her heart, but not the hole in her womb.
>>146517537
Anon's cock will fill the hole!
>>146517537
We get it
You're a shitpost king
How dare someone complain about your funny meme
>>146517537
I read Bernie sanders as barney fag at first.
>>146517781
I'd post a pony but...
>>146517708
Unfortunately, I must make my Brexit here but before I go, I want to address this capital w Wanker:
When I get back, I'm going to continuously shitpost Brexit Haruka until the people complaining apologize and acknowledge it as a clever meme. She has slaves, just like colonial Brits. She's refined, just like us. I'm sick of these redditors shitting on my joke.
>>146518052
>shitpost nonstop cause one anon complained
You aren't cut out for memeing, anon. It's a heartless game, and you care too much
You guys ever wish that your senranloved you?
>>146518541
But your senran does love me, bullprepper.
>>146518541
I don't think any male with a Senran doesn't.
>>146518541
Minori isn't ready for such emotions
>>146518541
how would i even know
>>146518613
But she doesn't exist! Hah! Checkmate!
>>146518541
Yes
I'd become a fanatical buddhist for Shiki.
>>146518541
Yes
>>146518541
I don't have to wish it because I know she does.
>>146517343
SMASHIN' THAT LIKE BUTTON!
Convincing Yomi to try out some kinky stuff like blindfolding her and tying her hands together so she can't resist while you explore her whole body with your fingers by gently driving them over her skin and also tickle her with your breath at the same time!
>>146519562
Shiki delving into buddhist extremism?!
Sometimes, I hate falling asleep midthread.
>>146521260
>no art of Shiki meditating like the Buddha with the robes on
>>146521236
>Yomi convincing you to try out some kinky stuff like blindfolding you and tying your hands together so you can't resist while she explores your whole body with her fingers by gently driving them over your skin and also tickle you with her breath at the same time!
FTFY
>>146521619
Yeah and when you let out a moan she immediately apologizes and asks you if it hurts.
Wake up!
>>146518541
I've made it this far without her love. I'll press on.
>>146522749
Waking up, breaking out! This is what it's like to be free!
>>146521710
That's perfect
>>146518541
I don't want her love because I don't want to disappoint her.
Is there such a thing as masochistic narcissism?
>>146523556
To idolize oneself in order to hurt oneself ?
>>146523556
someone who goes into debt helping others for the sake of their own self-aggrandizement
Hey guys, I made some more create your own >you will never posts.
Dig in!
>>146524632
>saddoge.jpg
>you will never have a tickle fight with Hibari
>>146524831
That's okay I'm really ticklish and Hibari seems like the type who wouldn't stop even if I begged.
>>146524632
>You will never be recklessly assaulted by Yagyuu's tentacles while you have hot passionate sex together
>>146524632
>you will never settle down, raise a family, and grow old with a senran
>you'll never bear the burden of dying after her so she doesn't have to spend any time without you
>>146516775
This is how the upper class bathes, chap. Good heavens, you peasants are uneducated.
>>146524632
>You will never meet a senran
>>146524632
You'll never shred down mount Deathbound with Miyabi.
>>146524632
>you will never get paizuri from a Senran
>you will never cum all over a pair of Senran tits
>>146524632
>you will never contract hepatitis from Yagyuu
>Shiki won't give Murakumo a kiss
They were destined for each other even. How disappointing.
>>146524632
>you will never enjoy a nice cold popsicle with Kafuru during a hot summers day
>>146524632
>you will never play conkers bad fur day 64 multiplayer with senrans
>>146525905
That actually hurts.
>>146525847
>you'll never quietly spy on senrans experimenting in their bedrooms
>>146526128
>You will never jerk off watching them from the closet.
>>146526128
>You will never help Murakumo "learn how to draw a love scene"
>she wears the mask while fucking
>"If I pull that off will you die?">I-it would be extremely shameful!
You guys are good people.
>you will never see the image limit raised to equal the total post count
I mean it's not like we're on an IMAGEBOARD or anything, silly
>>146526804
Vaping makes everything better! Every thread!
I still don't know what a Yamato is.
>>146526804
ばかな!
What if in the next game, Kiriya and Daidoji have to take care of training Crimson while Rin handles the Hanzo squad?
It would be funny!I dunno about Gessen and new Hebijo, whatever
>>146526898
>vaping
>using ANY kind of drugs like alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, weed, etc
You disgust me.Not to mention I can't use any of those due to my profession and licenses.
>you will never see the end of this thread
>>146526804
Thx
>>146527097
We need to keep posting, silly~
>>146527097
If you're going to sleep, then good night!
>>146527095
Is this you TCG UK Air Force Anon?
>>146527224
>~
Anon do you like boys
>>146527002
Yamato Nadeshiko is something like a lovable Japanese girl ltierally. Yamato is the ancient name for Japan. It's basically the idealized Japanese girl. Refined, traditional, makes a good mother/wife. Think Ikaruga and Yumi.
>>146527095
I always get some hilarious looks when I tell people I've never drank.smoked, or done some sort of drug in my life.
>>146527320
No.I'm a prosecutor that had cement shoes dropped on his doorstep last year due to getting some mafia punks put in jail. I got a license to carry weaponry of my choice (no full automatics though), but the requirement is that I never use any drugs that could possibly alter my state of mind (and affect my judgment).
What vidya have you guys been playing?
>>146527334
Yumi would be a shit mother though!
>>146527361
People always get seriously offended when I say I don't like to drink.
It can get really funny how flippant some people act.
>>146527361
I had my record for no alcohal ruined in the stupidest way. Some idiot left a drink at the table I was sitting at while I was at a wedding three weeks ago. It was clear, so I mistook it for my water.
>>146527474
VA-11 HALL-A, and Blood and Wine
>>146527334
That explains why every time I see Yumi, I just see a cardboard cutout in the shape of a woman. Huh.
>>146527474
Just started Kirby Planet Robobot yesterday. It's pretty neat.
Also M&L: Paper Jam and Persona 3.
>>146527474
I tried playing Morrowind. I really wanted to like it but I just can't get past the whole never hitting thing.
>>146527474
I have a shit PC and skeptically downloaded shit for the new Dolphin 5.0 and holy shit I'm playing this at an almost 60FPS on a mobile i5 with integrated GPU what the fuck
>>146527474
I've been playing SFV. It's okay. Third strike is still better.
>>146527541
Same here. It never really interested me, and it doesn't help that from what I hear, just about all beer/alcohol doesn't really taste good until you're drunk or buzzed.
>>146527565
Should have smelled it first man.
>>146527474
VA-11 HALL-A while drinking
>>146527748
It's one of the few hard downfalls of the game, sadly.
There might be a mod to fix it now though. Have you checked on the Nexus?
>>146527095
>i've never had the social opportunity to use any of these things
>i think i'll try to use it to demonstrate moral superiority over others! haha! they'll never suspect a thing!
>>146527474
SV for PC
I guess that's all. Maybe I'll download some GBA roms and play something... Sorry, I'm poor.
>>146527948
>social opportunity
laughing face.jpg
>>146527668
To be fair, Yamato Nadeshikos CAN be interesting while retaining their 'perfect girl' qualities. The problem is that a lot of series play the Yamato aspect up as their sole defining trait.
>>146527474
Overwatch until I finally get my copy of Odin Sphere. Playing Overwatch and Smite have revealed to me how much I despise team games. I cant wait for Tekken 7.
>>146527926
I supposed I could look through the nexus for a combat fix.
>>146527474
TitS SC. Was putting it off because I was in the middle of ToCS, and didn't feel like playing both at once.
Also various mobile games.
>>146527474
EV and SV are mostly the games I've been playing for a month because I'm trying to find more things to do in those games. I've also been playing Robobot and Final Fantasy 9.
senrans
>>146527474
Had my first experience with dark souls recently.
I'm surprisingly more competent than I expected.
>>146528803
Kaguras
>>146528803
titty ninjas
>>146527474
>Sonic Generations
Beat it. Neat game, great use of nostalgia. Wonky controls/physics especially for modern 3D Sonic levels. Overall solid 7/10.
>Marathon
10+ year old open source version ran great out of the proverbial box onWindows 10.Gameplay holds up well along with the story. Very maze like levels and some archaic design choices kinda hamper it a bit but that's to be expected. 9/10 (taking into account the time it was released).
>Demon Gaze
About half way done with it. Solid dungeon controller if a little too simple. Online memos are basically all lewd comments and memes. 8/10
>Halo War 2 Beta
Pretty fun, great use of the controller for an RTS game. Early game works great but all matches essentially devolve into everybody spamming giant death balls of units to counter other giant death balls. 7/10 so far.Thanks for reading my blog!
I think we should all be bullies for the next thread. What do you guys think?
You remember how Shin is described as a giant fetus monster?
It made me think about Mem Aleph's final form in Strange Journey.
http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Mem_Aleph
>>146529042
I think you should prostrate yourself in front of all the senrans just for saying that
>>146527474
Burnout paradise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrhiiQb-4aM
>>146528989>Subscribe
>>146527474
Shinovi Versus, Sm4sh, Xenoblade Chronicles X, and Overwatch.
>>146529135
Okay, sorry.
>>146529042
Can I savagely beat all the bullies?
>>146528803
with boyfriends
>>146529258
actually you know how I even got an interest in SK? I was tracking the development of the RWBY Musou game, and they changed the models of the game from looking like the show to looking like some generic 3d modeled shit, so I dropped that and soon after SKSV came out on PC, ..so there it was, a musou with waifus that didn't have disgusting models.
Didn't pay attention to the series before because I don't buy sony.
