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>Game of the Thread
Post suggestions for what games will be the focus of discussion in this thread. Runner-ups will be considered for future threads.
>4 posts early
elin
simplee elin
>>146355714
>Post suggestions for what games will be the focus of discussion in this thread. Runner-ups will be considered for future threads.
SM64 and why VC is how the game should be run.
>>146355714
Most pathetic op i have ever seen
just kill yourself. seriously
>>146355714
your life must be so sad jesus christ
>>146355714
>shits up the thread for years with e celeb gossip and faggot drama shit
>"i-i'll be good i swear!" as soon as you see your only social outlet is about to die
You deserve to be alone and miserable.
>>146356354
>>146356361
>>146356556
Imagine your forum being so irrelevant the only way for it to exist is by defending it on a taiwanese image board.
based qt
>>146355714
memes aside, why hasn't mike made any public comments about GDQs yet? he clearly isn't sick. you can see he is active on steam: steamcommunity.com/id/mikwuyma
the GDQ staff is on full damage control still and locked the thread asking about mike right away: https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/the_point_of_absurdity.html
so what's the real story behind mike uyama hiding from the speedrunners yet still being the "owner" of the biggest speedrunning event? something seems fishy.
>>146360296
based grav
>>146360296
I think it might be time to stir some shit up next week, maybe get some online news articles talking about it and give sgdq some bad press. maybe then the staff will start answering questions when it starts affecting their pockets.
>>146356220
>run the poorly emulated version that lets you do things not possible in the actual game
lol, cute.
speedrunning discussion: >>>/v/342457207
>>146362019
looks like the same eceleb circle jerking that goes on here
>>146362331
haha oh shit
>>146359832
how big does your ego have to be to stream yourself sleeping
and expect donations
What's with Caveman and those 13 year olds? He's running yet another game with a preteen at SGDQ.
>>146364140
He really prefers it when they stop talking
>>146360296
>in real life I'm a loser, but online I'm a forum moderator
why do these people exist?
plum sperging out over being 2nd place rn
>>146360296
grav should make another thread on sda asking about mike.
>>146360694
>>146360694
It's an official release of the game and it's faster, so it should be used. That's the logic of EVERY OTHER SPEEDGAME.
>>146364819
It's not logical. Being official doesn't make it any less of a bad emulated version. It isn't the real game. Speedrunning is about optimizing a game, having less lag and shorter loads doesn't = a more optimized run.
>>146364662
maybe next year
>xcd saying how speedrunning is stupid when he never had a passable time in anything and quickly jumped out when he realised he fits in better with the casual crowd because he can't execute
simply lol
>>146364928
It literally does kiddo
>>146365453
Thanks for the speedupdate
>>146366176
No it doesn't. Nothing has been more optimized. SM64 is the only community that has it's shit together and future proofed.
Yo bois, can you post me some srg speedsters ask.fm's? Got cronikeys, adam, pvturghb, pykn, and yashi iirc
>>146366541
Fuck off, you're pathetic
Haha jisuFART 1 thouuusannnd dollaroonies hassaas 720 usd emotes lol>>146366541
>>146366610
Why would I be pathetic for asking such a question? How fucking new are you?
>>146367901
Because no one should give about about their tumblr q n a's, they don't even speedrun, fuck off
>>146369531
You suffer from being a retarded loser
>>146370045
>tfw you haven't checked out anything speedrelated in a few days
>this is the first thing you come across when browsing srg
Holy fuck
>>146370045
>>146370197
delete this
no white males allowed
>>146370045
>>146370197
>>146370045
>check the replies
>people actually calling him cute
I mean I'm all for not hurting people's feelings and not going out of your way to bring somebody down but how can you just tell such bold-faced lies? I don't think even Cosmo buys it.
>>146370045
spoiler this shit
>>146370601
Theyre so desperate for female companionship theyll emperors new clothes along and pretend he isnt a disgusting abomination.
Trannys are absolutely fucking vile
I can't watch puncayshun now that I know he has venereal diseases.
Monkayshun. He even has that monkey like look to his face
SGDQ will be absolutely epic on a Sam-and-Tolki-tier level. Nancy is confirmed to be there and there is no way she will not fuck at least 20 guys. A lot of guys will get STDs. Fniure will be cucked. And Puncayshun will try to pretend to not care while his ex is getting pounded by Cheese.
>>146372527
it's all the space between his nose and mouth. very ape-like.
>>146372647
Oh baby yes, you're right. This is fucking funny.
Imagine being in F's shoes, knowing your girlfriend is a known whore and that she's going to SGDQ, where gamer sluts go to get easy nerd dick.
I had respect for him as a runner, and he's really good at Majora's Mask, but knowing he got with that slut really made me lose respect for him.
>/srg/ literally can't survive unless everyone is talking about trannies
>>146372815
Humans literally are apes you trump supporter.
>>146373062
Yea but he looks like an actual monkey.
>>146373062
>Waah waah, l have to go back.
You have to go back.
Yo slayer please stream some fc3 runs, your break was long enough and as your plan was to get sub 4 you literally achieved nothing
https://my.mixtape.moe/pjgdtj.mp4
>>146373596
Stop posting this shit it's fucking boring
>>146374303
>laugh at my ugly face!! that's what i want! then I win!!
lol
>>146374303
everyone who namedrops serg on twitter wants sympathy or attention
he is a funny meme though so i dont care he can have it
>tfw a good stream finally goes live
>>146374968
wha'ts her name bro
>>146375184
Terry A Davis
>>146375184
LukeRF44
*flies high above it all and bird laughs*
>>146377497
This bloke needsa get his nose fixed to be quite honest with you
>>146374303
>draft tweets.txt
?
>>146356053
Every time! :'D
>>146377497
What the fucking hell, delete this disgusting shit
>>146383671
ok Mike.
>>146383671
can you please retweet my pinned RabidRacc tweet thanks
>>146377497
c-cute (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
Nero claims Puncayshun is the best SM64 runner, yet he is second place? How does this work? Is this the stigma at work?
>>146386584
When did he say this?
>>146365453
didn't he have a good time in portal at one point?
>>146366470
>sm64 community
>having it's shit together
haha wow
>>146387229
I don't know if he means that she cheated on a past boyfriend with him or that she cheated on him whiel he was her boyfriend or both
Just dropping by to say Cosmo is a fucking loon
>>146387284
ask abby i'm sure she? knows how to do so
>>146387516
she had affairs with at least 6 different people while in her last 3 relationships (including him)
how is that hard to understand?
>>146388403
It can also mean that while in her second to last relationship she had an affair with dotcoummunist and then had a proper relationship with him afterwards.
any good speedgames on steam sale lads?
>>146389461
Doesn't even load for me what a piece of shit service.
>>146389461
Gothic 1 and 2 are both TOP TIER speedgames
store.steampowered.com/app/39510/
store.steampowered.com/sub/6375/
>>146386746
Literally on Twitter
>>146387078
Alright, you did a good job convincing anyone that it doesn't.
>>146390612
>puncayshun
literally cucked
>cheese
angry at video games
>sig
dead
>nero
only based sm64 runner there is
tfw bill will never take the mm5 wr from darkman
tfw Cronikeys will never post her nudes
>>146392113
>he doesn't have the cronikeys nudes
>>146391307
I'm talking about the standardized version, not the personalities.
>>146392610gib
>>146393030
no spoonfeeding
>>146393384
rude desu
Bizarre how a 14 year old is king in Jak 3.
>>146392113
just follow her on snapchat senpai
>>146363732
holy fuck spoiler that shit
>>146395173
does she ever post benis
>taking an irredeemable 6/10 whore seriously
https://twitter.com/fniure/status/746036675193647104
Pussy does things to your brain.
>go to the speedrunning general here on /vg/
>half of the posts are deleted
>wonder why I bother coming back
How much are you paying the guy who deletes the posts here? He isn't doing a good job.
>>146396354
we pay glenn in hot pockets
>early zfg stream
time to get comfy
>>146395872
I can't believe I thought this guy was based
>>146364819
>That's the logic of EVERY OTHER SPEEDGAME.
The logic is to have different categories.
did you guys ever think that puncay TRIED to get stds so he could stay on the minds of /srg/ as sm64 slowly dies the death it deserved 5 years ago? the rest of the players are falling into irrelevancy and he'll remain on our minds like the herpes does his lips, ass, and cock
a true legend
>>146397769
Puncayshun died for our sins
>>146397435
>swede
>based
wew boy
>>146392614
Personalities are the ones pushing arbitrary categories to preserve their ~WORLD RECORDS~.
>>146398414
He will probably find it strong and empowering when she gets fucked by a bunch of African bulls at SGDQ while he chastizes himself for his white privilege.
Any hot wives going to SGDQ that I can drain my balls in while their cuck husband is doing speedruns?
>>146400694
there are no bulls at GDQs lmao nice fantasy/projection
>>146401590
>there are no bulls at GDQs
Say it to his face and see what happens to your gf.
>watch zelda streams all day
>don't know who TSA was
>>146401972
he'd probably just start complaining that she doesnt want to let him cuck her then get exhausted thinking about all the food he'd be missing out on having to catch us
>>146402661
You can't cuck a woman.
>>146402428
why would streammonsters know the lore?
>>146403453
why don't you write a speedhistory book
>>146403884
I don't know if my audience is big enough to kickstart a project like that.
Is ZFG asexual? I honestly can't imagine him being intimate with a woman in any situation.
>>146404153
he's also the oldest old boy, so my guess is definitely yes.
>>146403884
SDA Forums: The Saddest Years
>>146404153
Being too autistic and unattractive to get women isn't called being asexual. It's called being undesirable.
>>146404512
>tfw i work with the female zfg and no one wants to be around her smelly greasy ass
>>146404153
>>146404353
>>146404512
>>146404626
>>146404626
>newbois don't know the zfg porn video
>>146404903
That needs to go in the book
when is this book being written
hey guys i'm unbanned what's up
>>146408971
thats a real damn shame
>>146408971
Hi unbanned. Where did anon go?
speedgame is finally on sale
http://store.steampowered.com/app/278420/
>>146410012
this isnt tftd
>>146410059
the offer ends july 4th you should get it before then
>Narcissa renames all her stuff to Cosmo again
>starts stream
>thousands of viewers pour in awaiting an explanation of what happened
>his sjw circlejerk is in total confusion and panic mode, half the chatters are banned on sight
>Cosmo looking like his old male self turns on the camera smiling from ear to ear
>holds up the pill bottles from his first tranny tweet
>"This is the same bottle. I didn't take a single pill. Did you really think I was such a nutcase?"
>the sjws get triggered heavily, chat is subonly mode and a few commit suicide
>he puts on a MAGA hat
>"This was all nothing but an art project. I wanted to expose the marxist subversion that enables mental illness."
>he returns to speedrunning
>>146410480
If Ayn Rand wrote the speedbook
>>146410480
>sub only mode
so still cancer
>>146410793
He removes the sjw mods afterwards.
>>146410938
Or before so that when they try to chat in subonly mode their message gets rejected, altering them even more.
>>146410938
oh the mods put it in subonly
that was unclear
>>146411014
but most of his sjw mods are probably subbed?
or most of his current subs are probably sjw at least
>>146410480
>>146410693
>>146410793
>>146410938
>>146411014
>>146411119
>the alt-right fantasy dream that will never come true
hi streamer hi chat HassanChop /
>>146411337
my dream is a cute girl with thigh high stockings and either shorts or a short skirt like that anime
>>146411337
They're as delusional as the leftiest lefty t b h
Plank's so deep inside their eyes it might come out of their anus at some point.
Jiano used to run SM64 on VC. What happened?
>>146414000
Siglemic broke his fingers and said that this is what happens to VCheaters.
>paladrima in zfg chat
woah
>>146414000
>people still fellate this casual variety runner
be honest, if cincynancy came up to you and said you could fuck the shit out of her, would you?
>>146415264
no she's too impure
>>146415264
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Is there anything more disgusting than people playing with their feet?
>>146415264
Couldn't even get it hard desu
>>146415485
people getting circumcised
>>146415882
My girlfriend loves my 7 inch circumcised cock. How about yours?
>>146415485
>Is there anything more cute than people playing with their feet?
Fixed desu
so when does zfg get his turn with cincynancy
>>146416004
I have no girlfriend and a small penis
>>146416395
zfg doesn't run majora's mask
>>146416395
when he starts playing majora's mask more.
>>146416512
>>146416531
>puncayshun
imagine having a giant majora's mask tattoo across your back
it's always the dumbest people who get tattoos
>>146416841
>mask tattoo on your back
>not on your face
Imagine having a mutilated penis for your whole life.
It's always the dumbest and most culturally Marxist parents that circumcise their white children.
imagine zfg getting cucked
>>146417164
I wish i wasnt but theres no going back in time and slapping the jewish doctor....stop forcing shit about something people cant help
>>146417332
You can't help yourself, but it's never too late to help others! Remember to fight cultural Marxism at every opportunity!
>>146416841
No shit, you're literally marking yourself for satan.
>>146417164
I'm glad I'm not circumcised.
I need that extra skin later when I get my vagina!
imagine zfg aboard a train to canada
imagine zfg getting first try dampe heart piece on pb pace
>>146420752
Someone pretty much had to bribe him to try again earlier. Not his finest attempts today.
ZFG is on THE run right now boys, better check it out
https://www.twitch
.tv/zfg1
holy fook ZFG is on such a good fooking run!
he might get that ten bucks after all
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/4pen0w/witwix_gets_a_visit_from_his_girlfriend
How do we feel about this?
>>146424247
"who is we?"
>>146424247
didn't watch with sound - does he flip out embarrassingly or just normal terror
>>146424496
Why would you ask this? Just turn your speakers on, nigger.
>>146424247
cloud63 - based
reddit - unbased
witwix - unbased
this is how we feel about it
>>146416004
Are you me?
I would like to establish "us" as "we", who's with "me"?
>>146425190
god shitwix is such a piece of shit
>>146425376
Don't worry I'll always respond with what you want to hear, I said some dumb shit to his next account too :^)
>>146426076
Well instead of telling
>what they want to hear
why not just say it how it is?
also
>his
fucking sexist asshole
>>146426076
why would a self absorbed 'successful' streamer feel the need to come back to the place that he used as a stepladder?
Good luck tomorrow UK friends! Hope you get to leave! Stay speedy!
>>146426879
stockholm syndrome
reminder that zfg is on teh urn
>>146429864
/we/ are ALL watching phamalam
ten bucks he fucks up
>>146429996
>de hippie spacing
>>146429996
I'll take that and dodge if he does
Does ZFG have a day job?
>>146430471
He's never had a job in his life, famicom.
>pretends to not read the thread
15 LMAO
>>146429996
>>146430093 here
pay up
>>146430802
begging for money on the internet is a job
Our boy wins again
>>146431708
he's got a smug lebron face going on there
>>146431809
zfg was the lebron james of speedrunning all along
>tfw you see the thumbnail of zfg's stream with green splits but don't watch and miss WR
>>146432410
way to go tard
>tfw you missed a zfg wR
FUCKFAZDSHNCV
Every time you post about xer, xe becomes more powerful and more famous. Stop it guys!
>>146375184sage
narcisage
>>146433249
i want cronikeys to get more powerful tho
Squiddy Kong. Get it? Ahahaha. Ha.
Why aren't you guys watching the scrubathon?
>>146438270
Too busy watching the UK polls.
Literally 500k up for Leave. Haven't seen a blow out this big since Cosmo got btfo by John Numbers.
>>146438501
Really? I'm pessimistic as always so I figured stay would win and thus I havent even bothered keeping closer look on it
god gamers exist
>be me
>wake up, 8pm
>look at stream list
>only zelda rando
So I just got into speed running half life 2. Been wanting to do it for a while and was bored today so I decided to look at guides and pick it up.
I've looked at gocnak, guides, ect. For running it, does anyone have any tips on how to ASH? I've tried it and can't.any tips for prop climbing also?
>>146441776
https://wiki.sourceruns.org/wiki/Main_Page
>>146441776
Well, if you're watching Gocnak you can see what keys he's pressing at any given moment so just slow down a Youtube video and try to copy it.
>>146443393
Along with this and you should be fine with a little practice. If you're still stuck just join whatever IRC is relevant to HL2 runs or hang out in chilli/any other runner's chat until one of their tips helps you to understand the trick.
wanna congratulate the brit lads for crashing the world economy
>>146447240
As opposed to be murdered by Sharia Law?
>>146447408
People have no idea the ramifications. I am not a doom sort of person, but this has the potential to make the 2008 crash around the world look like a bounced check compared to what may happen when the market opens. Panic will be the word.
The pound is literally collapsing. Once everyone wakes up in the UK and realizes that their holiday trip to Disney when the pound was at 1.50 and exchange to US dollars is now only around 1.29 - if not coming in level 1.00 to 1.00 equal by morning.. well you can see the real life gravity and how much they have lost.
Not to mention, the UK citizens could travel to EU countries such as France, Spain, Germany freely - guess who is going to not be allowed anymore without applying for a visa? And that property they owned in Spain?
And their retirement, stocks and other pensions just went upside down.
This is just the beginning.
But keep sucking the nationalist dick , /srg/
Don't cry when a Hitler rises to fill the voids...(Especially an orange one)
>>146441776
If you can ABH:
It's the exact same thing just sideways (try holding w or s along with your key plus moving the camera) come on anon it ain't that hard
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WuOJ4M4.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>146448174
>Invoking Hitler card
Besides, they would've been fucked in the long run anyway, with all those welfare sand-niggers, who are content living with said welfare and EU planned to pour more of them.
Also EU has far bigger problems now than trying to fuck up England.
>>146448174
I'd give up vacation if it meant I won't be governed by a shadowy unelected council of beaurocratic elites somewhere in belgium
it's literally taxation without representation, the last time that happened in our country we shot british people
>>146448968
who is we
>>146449054
george washington and his speed pals
they pbed in making a new country
>>146448174
>liberals think trump is literally hitler and are afraid of him winning
>at the same time laugh at gun owners for wanting to own guns for protection from a tyrannical government
>>146449150
>13 years
unoptimized as fuck
can the speedrun community break away from GDQs now? if england can leave the EU and make them crash, the speedrun community can let the GDQs rot too.
>>146450739
the speedrun community broke from GDQ after AGDQ14 when it officially became an esports wannabe and career variety streamer promotion platform
plump elin thighs
i bet marxistxcucklet is furious
just saw the news
oh my god, you've really done it this time nkr
Narci's live.
>>146453867
what does she think about brexit
>>146454078
she drinks soylent
Shoutouts to the UK right now.
the uk is above it all
old brits fucked up
Reminder Croni is a GOD https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/745850460981104640
https://twitter.com/RWhiteGoose/status/746187438461231104
Literally our boy.
>>146454973
>>146455273
thanks irrelevant tweets guy
Our girl Narcissa is getting rid of WinWaker.
No more deademoting you bigots!
>>146457781
will twitch give in and give him a new global emote?
>>146458282
hopefully they just remove it and they get nothing
>>146457781
put the winwaker emote on srgmarathon channel
>>146459115
Word, that'd be great
>>146457781
I was wondering when that'd trigger him.
>>146457781
source?
>>146460509
twitch
.tv/narcissawright/v/74209801?t=01h29m45s
https://twitter.com/cincynancy/status/746183386369228800
What?
>>146461537
this is a joke right? this fucking clown smokes like a chimney on stream, maybe put down the cigarettes and you could afford the trip idiot
>>146461739
She's also subbed to every channel she watches
