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>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
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>Previously on /xivg/...
>>146323234
hi
naka bp
hyurboypussy
*shitposts inconspicuously*
mado come to balmung and be me mum
>>146347986
L O N D O N
>>146347986
oi mate mados busy makin gifts in 'er nappie sod off ya cunt
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>>146338952
Diapie time comes.
>>146347986
Bait is laid
>>146347975
No--
oh. dammit
faggoty forced shit filled fagpussy that's actually a butthole but insecure homo virgins are afraid to call it an anus because it's filled with shit NAKA'S SHITTY SHIT FILLED BUTTHOLE FULL OF STINKY SHIT FORCED EVERY FUCKING SINGLE DAY GET HIT BY A BUS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID FAGGOT
>>146348042
why's she poppin off christmas in her knickers
>>146348153
autism bonanza
>>146348169this is legitimately my favorite doujin translation to ever exist
xth for the cycle of abuse and trauma
naka bp
>>146348285
you could take a quick stop over at pettin' town
you know, to break the cycle
i want to make a cute boy lick my toes
>>146348583
I'm taking a break from protecting a catboy healer in his underoos from a tank not paying attention to adds more than anything.
I want to marry a female Highlander!
guys im going to post naka bp
naka bp
guys i posted naka bp
xth for KEKS
this is the face of a man who prematurely ques you and then once youre ready brbs himself
>>146348868
>not the fresh new cucking
Step it up senpai.
Are there any nice big arm chairs that a male roe could look good in behind a desk without looking like he's in a kiddie chair?
>>146348936
Stop vagueposting and spill the beans
>>146348908
This fucker needs to pay for the crimes he has committed.
>>146348908
>>146349029
WAR CRIMINAL WAR CRIMINAL
>>146348908
>>146349029
we should confiscate his esos from the ARF runs.
hit him where it hurts
>>146349083
okay i actually laughed out load at this
I finally got my tv back in my room so now I can take screenshots on it
Life sized lizards!
>>146349082
>>146349134
The hell you are, the Anima demands my esos.
>that guy who says something cunty at the end of a dungeon or trial and then immediately teleports out
>>146347986
Hi hello this is 'mung alt
>>146349421
don't talk about relic demands, last time we did we joked on how so many dead souls and aether would spawn a primal and it happened. We don't want the next step to have a "steal tomestones from other players" now do we?
maintenance
>>146349557
Never had that happen, thankfully. Most people I've encountered with that attitude usually implode early on and get kicked or leave.
>>146349636
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>>146349636
And there he is
>>146349664
shirou...
>NIN uses shade during a trash pull
>NIN uses goad after trash is dead
Why is nearly every NIN I encounter useless?
>>146349976
Nice blog.
>>146349902
hi!!
>>146347914
!!!y hide
>>146350030
NIN main detected
>>146349315
Fantasia to whiter skin, please.
>>146349976
>join pf to run aether facility as whm
>war, smn and bard are there
>bard never plays foe ever
>he's doing less dps than the war
>i'm top dps
Never expect dps to use support skills, ever
>>146350139
WHERE
IS
HARDWARE
HANK
and why are they not on balmung u fucker
>only made it to 48 tonight
So close. Maintenance on my one day off.
>>146350190
what?
>>146350240
Yes you've owned me I play Ninja congrats.
>he plays male miqo'te
>he thinks it "looks better than male midlanders"
>he thinks it "has better animations"
>he thinks it "doesnt make him look like a weirdo playing a girl"
>he "thinks it attracts the girl gamers"
>he just wants his anime race but is too insecure to play a cute girl or an actual male character
>>146350353
:s
first pic lookeddelicious
>>146349636
Not bad but I like to at least think the person I am ERP'ing with may be an actual female IRL
>>146350351
Cute if took a bath.
>>146350353
Ugly and unfixable.
remember to exfoliate your feet so they're soft andcummableanon!
lala on a chicken
*fog horns*
BUSSY BOAT
>>146350339
these posts make me sad
i want worthwhile (you)s not this trash...
>>146350641
gotcha boss
>>146350641
Who has the cutest feet on Balmung?
>>146350571
what do you mean by that?
>>146350615
how am i unfixable wtf
>>146349652
I dont know, the anima says some funky stuff after 2/3rds of the way.
>>146350729
I'll bend ur spine back in place u proci looking faggot
>when you get home after a hard day at work and just want to be snarky and afk in game and its a fucking maintenance
>>146350615
Fair enough, though to me roleplay is just that; roleplay. Dating on the other hand is another thing but that's a whole different can of worms.
>>146350283
why?
>>146350615
>washing my face
>ever
Also c@butt
>>146350351
day off? Aren't you homeless? Do you spend all your money on drugs?
if you want to attract rl girls in ff14 a list of do's and don'ts to getting a gf
don't
>play female character femra and femc@ in particular, gives off creep vibes if you are a male player
>tied to first point do NOT use slutglams huge red flag
>don't put them on the pussy pedestal
>don't make get in the kitchen jokes and related sexist memes
>be a bud basically
>don't scream about MUH DICK
>don't swarm every rl girl you find they will pick up on your thirst
>try to buy affection
>have animu girl icon on steam
do
>play a male. depending on the girl different races are more attractive but male au ra are generally safe
>treat them like people, one in the gang
>invite them for content but don't coddle them
>be casual unless they show interest first
#ippikitips
>Maintenance in less than an hour
Whyyyyyyyyyyy
>>146350868
rekthope work wasn't too bad
>>146351159
Actual tip of how to get a gf
don'ts
>pick up girls on a MMO
dos
>get a job
>get fit
>>146351265
i want this lizard tofrug the heck out of me
>>146350939
I don't like Jersey shore or middle easterners and those are the only places I can think of where people with that skin tone come from.
>>146351358
too bad
>>146351265
What's frugging
>>146351265
i call this one 'eternal suffering'everything is terrible and all we have to look forward to is the grave
>>146350868
hold my hand you bastard.
>>146351159
Girls love Elezen. Trust me, do it. At a motel on laptop ATM so this is the only pic of my recent Elezen I have . . .
>>146351292
>just on my way back from weeklong visit with MMO gf
heh try again kidi feel so alone now. help me.
>>146351638
>visiting her and at a motel
MY NIGGA
>anima upgrade checklist
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY MAKE SHIT SO GODDAMNED CONVOLUTED?there are significantly better weapons that are way easier to get
>>146351638
alone because of ugly.
>insert vaguepost
360 noskope
K6I1 9RI2 T8O0 T121 I8A0
Maid code I don't need.
>>146351538
this shall be a mercy
>>146351638
its the absolute worst innit, when things go well (at least i assume they did) but you have to go back to the reaaaal wooooorld
>>146351358
>its the brown skin can only be muslims episode
>going to be kicked out of my house
>broke and nowhere to go
>guess I'll take a break crying and being depressed and distract myself with some video game
>maintenance soon
i hate life
>>146351852
joke's on you i killed your balls already
now hold my hand.
>>146351852
I don't know what quote the first boss of Vault says...
>>146351638
your misery is the finest schadenfreude I have ever enjoyed
>>146351902
>kicked out
Get a job and your parents wouldn't kick you out.
>>146351852
Yeah things went so well. I actually learned about genuine real happiness. It sucks to have to go back to real life but I've got more drive to get my shit together and finally become a Canadian citizen so that is nice !
>>146351952
Don't get me wrong, I'm sad and I miss her more than I can explain, but it's drowned out a lot by how happy I am from having experienced the best week in my life.
Met her here on xivg too, so thanks for that, lads. We were even cuddlin down to read your shitposts together. It was great.
>>146351948
Something something treason. Brightblade is the team pretty-boy idol and he's got no idea just how utterly on the wrong side he is so whatever he has to say is basically just "I am here to get punched in my dumb adorable face"
>>146351894
>mexico
>not muslim
>brazil
>not muslim
>india
>not muslim
>>146351702
>exchange this so you can exchange it for this other item so you can exchange it for another!
>repeat
>>146351902
Wanna move in with me, you can sleep at the foot of my bed.
>>146351835
i'll never get sick of Kirito posting
>>146350721
>balmung
lol
>>146351894
No one said anything about muslims.
ps:ugly
Resistance is futile
>>146351852
Parting really does suck, but things honestly couldn't have gone better.
Hopefully next time he visits I will have him stay for good.
>>146352143
you got me there anon
>>146352303
WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
>join <Saint>
>ask if anyone wants to run nid ex
>silence
>read calls me a "game playing faggot"
>later awena logs in
>someone in fc chat immediately screams "AWENA HOUR"
>everyone starts insulting awena
>they start saying really dark shit
>exis tells me to join in or get kicked
>reluctantly start talking shit too
>this goes on for exactly 60 minutes
[FC]<Awena Marette> my bullyhole is so nice and full... thank you saint...
>he logs off
>everyone acts like nothing happened
>You have left the free company
>>146352161
>have to get this list for new weapon stage
>next stage is literally just spending a bunch of eso and doing a weekly quest for 5 items; easy
This is next level retardation.
>>146352392
dont break his heart, duskwight really have so little else to live for!
>>146352181
better than being homeless desu
>>146352392
oh no you're going to murder him and sew his head onto a mannequin, aren't you
>>146352525
>exis tells me to join in or get kicked
>reluctantly start talking shit too
>leaves FC anyway
What a faggot.good job
>>146352303
Resistance is FUN.
>>146352596
One day people will learn that this is not the solution to all of life's problems.
UNLIMITED WINE
>>146352129
To be fair, if anything I would be more like Zepehrin or whatever, but if only I had blonde hair.
Last minute provisioning missions make me want to die.
>>146352724
bullshit, you have a finite stack of those.
>>146352705
it's not? i'm pretty sure you're lying to me.
>>146352724
use some of it to wash the dirt off your face!
I wish Mado was on Balmung
>>146352596
even worse
i will help him get his canadian citizenship
>>146352582
does your inner sunsluts craving for cock keep you up at night?
>>146352867
you inhuman monster, how could you.
next you're going to say you have an entire flannel wardrobe for him.
Does anyone like meowqote...
'w'
>>146353003
no. nobody at all does.
nobody has ever liked cats.
it's all one big conspiracy.
>>146352760
I wouldn't be like any of them because I'm not a dead elf.
>>146352831
It's a solution but one with a great many short and long term problems created afterwards. It's like the mythical hydra where when you cut off one head and two grow in its place. Except in this case you cut off one head and then you have a body to dispose of missing persons and police investigations likely to follow and eventually society will put you down like the rabid dog you are.
>>146353075
Holds the rod well but the hepatitis eyes ruin it.
>>146353102
>heavy armor
>glasses
>>146353003
yes!
>>146353075
>spider whm
have I crossed over to a different timeline?
>>146352893
Yes
I end up scouring craiglist ads for people looking for blowjobs, trying to conjur up the courage to respond to one but I end up being to scared.
Then I stick something in my butt instead until I climax then go to bed
>>146353189
see, the obvious answeris to murder everyone.
>>146353075
post feet
>>146353000
She got me some really cute new Overwatch shirts already, I love them . . .
>>146353310
you fool
this is a dark and twisted path you walk down
if you go much further, you'll becomea lumberjack.
>>146352853
I am, for the next 10 minutes at least. What's up?
>>146353075
Master, that is a look I never thought I'd see you in.
>>146353257
That is a lot of work and will only exacerbate a lot of the potential problems of life one was foolishly attempting to circumvent via the inefficient act of decapitating people and sewing their heads onto mannequins.
>>146353003
Awena what's that goofy thing you're doing when you're choosing which door to go through?
>>146353438
but what if my problems in life are a lack of decapitated heads sewn onto mannequins?
>>146353372
>calls them master
I always knew they were a power bottom.
>>146353102
>pale moonie
only acceptable ones desu senpai
>>146353102
moonies areSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTSbut the raenstorm is trying hard to dethrone them
[moonie noises]
>>146353575
That's what I'm saying! She was fun while she lasted, but it's back to an Elezen.
>>146353538
Okay but that's ONE problem you've solved with it and that's fine but it's not the solution to ALL life's problems.
>>146353082
Oh...
>>146353102
Why not...
>>146353235
Really...?
>>146353467
It's not goofy...
DIAP TIME IS NOW IN EFFECT
PREPARE FOR EMBARRASSING GOOOOOOOO GAAAAAAA
SHIVA
MAMA MILK
ELEZEN
IRONIC SHITPOSTING
report
>>146353697
It is goofy and a little tedious,but kinda cute too.
>>146353372
>tfw went to come visit and say hi
>tfw you're in the goblet and I haven't unlocked it
aw
>>146353372
Meido Mado is best Mado.
>>146352893
excuse me but i was the ORIGINAL purger of filthy rats, thank you
>>146353745
Do you really think its tedious...
>>146353082
Lies and slander!
>>146353202
I think the goldeye/brownskin combo is nice
>>146353637
All cats are pure of heart!!
>>146353730
what does this even mean?
hi does anyone wanna play overwatch during maint
add me KlonnieDarko#1372
or maybe another game i dunno i don't play much
>>146353875
shut up and hold my hand already.the more you struggle the more tenderly i'll gaze into your eyes.
>>146353849
>tfw have meido mado retainer
Its good stuff.
ULTRASH ULTRA-MAD HOUR IS A GO
>>146353667
where da pits at
>>146353651
I can't find the artist for this. I need motivation to finish drawingmy smut
>>146353259
Do you have PayPal white boy.
>>146354065
finish your drawing or so help me i'll punch you right in the tail
>>146354065
You've three~four hours of free time now and we all need fap material. What other motivation do you need?
>>146353745
Awena's door choosing ritual is cute... CUTE!
>>146353956
Ok tell him to use his trip
>>146353956
Fact: I have a retainer of you.
f my s up
>>146354116
Is this about to get racist?
>>146353989
>>146354173
this is bait
a rare chocobo moonie appears for funposting
>>146354190
Which one of me?
>>146353898
At first, but the charm really grew on me. I hope we can do more maps sometime.
How does xivg cook their lalafells?
>>146354108
Damn this cat is
S T A C K E D
T
A
C
K
E
D
POST FANTA COLLAGES!!!
>>146353792
Sorry! Maybe tomorrow?
>>146353559
I am employed to them.
>>146353849
Thankee sai, but I'm just a giraffe in cleaning clothes!
>>146354259
It's eenie meanie miney moe...
>>146354156
It won't be a refined pic. Don't get your hopes up
>>146354238
chocobo moonies areok
>>146354253
4, obviously. Sadly it's a mere copy attempt.
>>146354325
I figured as much, still cute to see you run back and forth though.
>>146354008
She's not for lewd, even though all moonies are slut.
>>146354293
Medium all the way to well done depending on where you found it. They carry disease so even if you know where the thing was raised you can't take chances.
>>146354253
Ah shit I think I ERP'd once with #2.
>>146354325
wont you end up with the same outcome every time? why not just skip the ritual?
It's maintenance.
Can I be an avatarfag now?
>>146354238
i'm gonna pet your beak and feed you gysahl greens.
Watcha going to do during this maintenance, /xivg/?
>>146354293
Delete this!
>>146354253
6A. Always. I-No all the way.
>>146354471
stfu
A throne, lying empty
A reign, incomplete
Alone, for eternity
A pain, without cease
>>146354293
Well done then I pour Ketchup all over it.
>>146354493
get some chores done, make dinner and go watch a movie maybe, or play some Nier.
>>146354506
oh, it's because he has to try to be cute, otherwise he'd be ugly and useless
>>146354493
Probably gonna harass you two on discord.
>>146354542
This guy has the right idea I mean look at >>146354493 nasty little things riddled with filth.
>>146354168
It is quite literally autistic. I'm not kidding.
>>146354318
>mado will never call you master
y live.
>>146354397
copy cat is still a cat atleast.
>>146354496
I love the straight cut
>>146354446
That would be quite a feat consideringI never did w/ my highlander
>>146353937
but i dont even know who you are, mad stranger
>>146354579
it ENHANCES the cuteness
>>146354402
ty...
>>146354471
I get different results usually, I don't always start with the same door...I do this whenever i have to make a decision between two things
>>146354293
I typically just slow roast them on a spit over a fire.then I feed them to the wolves
>>146354726
But the wolves on this game look starved, how come?
Oi, Greencat, where the hell is that Terraria server?
>>146354615
Honestly I don't even eat it I just scorch it, pour ketchup all over it, turf it out a window and go order pizza.
I bet Awena does eenie meenie minie moe to decide whether to suck cock or ride it...
>>146354716
Do you also make self-gratifying physical gestures and have wild mood swings? Could you count the tiles on a bathroom floor in a matter of seconds?
>>146354650
guess it was something that just had that look thentoo bad too. its your only good looking male character
>>146354680that'll just make it even more of a surprise when my mitten slips into yours.
can we play hungergames during maintenance please?
>>146354489
kweh~
Don't think I'm going to fight for you tho, silly anon
>>146354804
Not ffxiv related. Report.
AWAKEN MY MALE ELEZEN BROTHERS!!!
>>146354787
I think lalas carry tapeworms or something.
>>146354883
how the fuck do you intend to get through sohr khai then???
POST EBINS FOR HUNGER GAMES
post c@pits
>>146354926
no, i dont have any pics and im not your brother
I am about to take a mean purple shit...
>>146354926
Oh i finally recognize you now and can put a name to a face after running past you!
You have a cute elezen
>>146354949
>>146354493
I'm going to bed because I have work tomorrow. And I just realized I forgot to get my daily treasure map.
>>146354943
how did you know I'm stuck on Sohr Kai progression :<
>>146354831
wtf... why would you say this...
>>146354837
no... you're weird....
>>146354841
Isn't this face overused as fuck tho?
>>146355060
if you were on balmung or gilgamesh i could help you but otherwise all i can do is jam gysahl greens into your mask.
>>146354981
Damn, okay, I'm sorry...
>>146355004
He's okay... But thank you for the compliment nonetheless. It's nice to meet you also, probably.
>>146354983
youre bringing sugi back?
>>146349557
>thanks for the run
>tyfp!
>ty
>your welcome ;)
fuck you too Mr 800 dps dragoon
>>146355126
Things that are overused tend to be overused for a reason, no?
>>146355060
How do you get stuck on Sohr Kai?
>>146354650
You, Abe and B'nhaka legit have the best cats.
>>146355268
Hi bnhaka!
post
names
right
meow
>>146354983
>>146355268
you have jungle fever, we get it sheez dude tone it down.
>>146355352
(You)
But flames that burned full bright
soon fell dark
>>146355352
(you)
Pickles
Proci
Abe
Spidercat
Diap
Suave
Rylai
Naka
Awena
Nori
Colgate
Ada
>>146355268
Kill yourself Abe.
>>146349804
I had it happen in a party I was in the other day.
Right before leaving, the tank just unloaded on the healer for being utter shit.
Laughed my ass right off.
>>146355372
to be fair, b'nhaka is the only one who actually looks tribal out of them
>>146355352
shyvana
>>146355467
shit list
>>146354926
>>>/f/3103058
Just for you
>>146355256
Fair enough.
>>146355268
I agree though I feel my cat doesn't deserve to be on "the best", maybe high tier tho.
If she were I'd prolly still be using her.
>>146355352
sorroto fearscream
>>146354856
what have you done...
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>146355569
Thank you anon, you're the best!
>>146347986
>>146348042
i am crying
>>146355632
e̝̰͇̙̬̤̼m̞̹͖̫b̾ͩ̌҉̻̠̞̯̺̟r̟̱ͬ̽̈́̊̍a̷͉̲̬c̖͚̻ͤ̑̅̃̎̆e̷̘̭̹͎̹
>>146355605
Kuwabara, kuwabara...
>>146355309
>>146355486
Eh??
>>146355570
You are though and I miss it..
>>146355352
Ceci.
>>146355756
>godspeed begging someone to kill him
accurate, as long as they cuddled first.
post tiddy
