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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players:
https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
PPD is unstoppable
>>146338439
>doubting universe
>tell him he's a shit offlaner
>he performs well every game on EG
Fuck off you shitters, I told you he was the most consistent and strongest offlaner since TI2.
>doubting based jumpman
eg is unstoppable
Why is CDEC only favored 60-40 against VG?
What's the fix?
>tfw our boy's team made it
EG v cucks final?
fucking goatman
>secret struggles in open quals
>EG stomps every team
hmm
>/d2g/ thought tier Z teams would stop Secret and EG from getting to TI6
lel.
Faster than you, you fuckin' son of a--
I saw you gankin', you fuckin' shit-heel.
I'm farmin' here. You make the move.
You make the move.
It's your move.
Don't try it, you fuck.
You doubtin' me?
You doubtin' me?
You doubtin' me?
Then who the hell else are you doubting-- You doubting me?
Well, I'm the only one here.
Who the fuck do you think you're doubting?
Oh, yeah?
>>146338606
>>146338635
EG is playing in the OQ. They aren't even playing against the professional teams yet, and you guys claim they are back. lol
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
did anyone actually think EG wouldnt win the qualifiers?
>>146338601
>>146338523
>>146338606
>playing against literal 2k peruvians
>t-they are back i swear !11
fucking retards
>>146338592
universe doesn't play offlane
fear does
>>146338682
>>146338673
euro damage control beginning
>Valve doesn't give a fuck about banter.
yes that's why james got fired, even though they said it was specifically about his banter
>>146338646
>implying NA > EU
I miss sing sing so much
>>146338632
>>146338653
RTZ IS ACTUALLY GONNA WIN TI6
Doom should be allowed to Devour Roshan when he's below 500 health.
>Universe has more farm than Fear
WHERE WAS THIS UNIVERSE ON SECRET?
WHERE?
WHERE?
NANI?
>>146338776
there's no excuse for struggling in OQs
SWNL?
PPD only pick Dark Seer -> Tide -> Beastmaster for Universe in that order. Pretty hilarious that 2 years or so later the PPD EG team still drafts the same offlaners.
>>146338901
CFWNL
THIS TEAMWORK FROM EG
IS ACTUALLY A M A Z I N G
>>146338868
universe was the team assassin
>>146338781
didnt Kaipi make it ? whats the status? i have no idea
>>146338824
>tfw legit cried during hyhy's story
Free2Play was such a good documentary/movie.
I really hope Valve makes another one.
>>146338868
I think he probably was playing on tilt every game with envy.
Can you imagine getting yelled at every game by envy? I feel like very few can take that, and not coolheaded vanilla people like Universe.
I kinda wish I knew some good dirt on universe but he seems to do like NOTHING.
>>146338969
They're moving completely separately with almost no interaction with each other.
>>146339030
kaipi got btfo
>>146339090
but they are killing things that is good yes?
Was EG - Shazam game close?
>>146339047
here's a song where he sings while dancing with a blow-up doll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saBr1QJ5rPM
>>146338868
He was always loyal to PPD.
>>146339131
Yes. They're doing very well. It's just weird that you commented on their teamplay specifically when they were staying dispersed.
>>146339108
by who ?
that happens when you play with a fucking coon
sad tho
>>146339090
>>146339131
against OQ opponents. Then again, secret had a few close calls, so EG is doing better in theory. This kind of play won't cut it in the main event, if they even make it.
>>146338306
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/146307088451/why-gun-control-cant-be-solved-in-the-usa
try this
>>146339169
Nope. Every EG game so far has been a stomp.
The team as it is right now can win TI tbqh
>Secret.Universe Tide
>playing like a fish out of water
>EG.Universe Tide
>U-GOD PogChamp
uhh dotards?
>>146339047
There was that gay stuff with the aui doll
>>146339036
I can relate to a lot of the stuff he says/went through as well. I actually had a short conversation with him on jewbook after I watched that movie, he's a really nice guy.
So what is your prediction for the TI pot?
>>146338868
>>146339256
Thank you
Is there a game with EG right now? Where?
>>146338868
>PPD sends his regards
-universe
>>146339257
>>146338868
I remember some anon posting about an interview PPD did. He said that he and universe communicate really well and ppd sets aside time to make sure universe gets going well. Never found the video, but it might literally just be a comfort, playstyle, and communication thing.
>>146339432
/grandgrant
>>146339289
>hyhy was one of your favorite players during TI1
>he hasn't been relevant since then
I'm so fucking sad. Him alongside demon and fear are among my absolute favorite personalities.
It feels bad that both demon and hyhy became irrelevant players. One is basically retired and the other seems like they're about to retire if they fail in SEA.
At least the oldman finally won his fucking TI and maybe a second.
>CM's getting bigger and bigger
>>146339326
holy shit dotard
How am i supposed to win games when more often than not there are complete shitters on my team. Literally 1 out of 4 games there will be a guy intentionally feeding on my team. Or someone will pick a hero that doesn't fit into the team at all and does jack shit all game except for dying over and over.
>>146339490
Thanks, pham.
>>146339432
just ended
>>146339256
>The team as it is right now can win TI
>literally playing up against t3 AMERICAN teams
>>146339480
that and they usually ensure his lane is easy or he has a hero that can farm jungle quickly
EG plays around universe and sometimes sumail because fear can do whatever
former secret played around EE and sometimes arteezy and universe was left alone
>>146339510
hyhy is back doe
got a good chance to go to TI with the stack
looks like EG really pepperownied these pepperonis
>>146339510
>Jimmy "nigger lips" Ho
I mean I find him (and his throws) funny too but favourite personality?
>>146339607
who the fuck are these sluts, I'd bully them.
>>146339693
>he didn't watch his streams when MM was basically 5 man stacks and there was no ranked
>>146339627
Damn it.
Another stomp, I guess.
When will team secret get their shit together and stop letting RTZ down. All the rest of the players play like shit
IS ANY STREAM SHOWING KEKS4LYFE V EG BULBA?
>>146339763
I was busy watching iceiceice back then
Truly the golden age of dota ;_;
>>146339814
when they stop having shit players
>>146339543
>>146339662
He's playing through SEA right? The qualifiers there seemed to focus more on jimmy but then dropped focus and only briefly mentioned hyhy on the side. Did his stack make it to finals and win?
>>146339693
I've got a softspot for him, I watched a lot of his streams back in the day and him and fear seemed among the most genuine friends in the dota scene.
He never had the drive to improve and learn the meta like players like sumail or arteezy but he was always fun to watch and he interacted with his fans. I want to see him succeed to be honest.
>>146339814
BULBA THOUHG
>>146339832
There's a list on Gosu. You might want to check it out.
>>146339938
hyhy is on a team that just won the 1st OQs without losing a single game,
jimmy's team TNC got btfod early on and have a last chance to get in tomorrow
>literally watching dota for 11 hours
>steam sale is tomorrow
i am so happy famm
>>146339510
I didn't follow pro dota until like TI3 or something, though I had played the game since uh, 2007 or something, when you could still use banlist on battle.net
So... the first time I've ever heard of hyhy was when I watched Free2Play. There's a lot of other players that I like as well, but he's one of my favorites for sure, and it's all thanks to Free2Play.
How far would cucks have to make it before valve made them change the team name?
>>146340119
Fuck, that is pretty comfy.
>>146340186
Full qualified TI6 attendee status, since the qualifier still isn't cast at an actual event.
>>146339814
>stop letting RTZ down
>>146340186
regional qualifiers since they would have to announce the name on their website
>mfw EG did exactly what I told them to do in one of my Dota videos
At least twice an hour the game suddenly turns into this and I have to restart. Anyone experiencing the same?
>people legitimately thought pro players winning millions and fucking bitches would lose to random stacks of nobodies
>>146340289
Stop shitting on arteezy you mean boy.
I had a raging Dark Seer the last game I played, told me to come here. At least I know he's in low prio now.
>>146340186
To be honest I bet they'd just change their name into an acronym and try to avoid saying the full name.
BuckingMad was FuckingMad for a long time right?
>>146340385
>>146340386
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>146340385
>>146340386
MODS??? HIRO?? MOOT??
ALERT
ALERT
MEMEDRAFT IS OCCURRING
>>146340386
Looking pretty Intel Integrated there, friend
>tfw Alabama Niggers didn't qualify
>dark seer and sven
gg ez
>>146340385
>>146340386
>>146340386
Your gpu is done, better get shopping.
drow strat inc
>EG is a Wisp team again
Nice
Anyone spamming veno in high 2k to low 4k bracket? What are his major weaknesses?
>>146340653
he falls off pretty fast
>>146340465
>>146340472
Is that a new name for Hiroyuki?
>>146340575
But its not even 5 months old.
Is it worth to send it back for warranty?
Reminder that even ex-LoL pros are better at dota than dota1 legend Merlini aka M-God.
>>146340569
This fat fuck is hacking dota.
>orb so cosmically powerful
>he can teleport across the map what the fuck you want me to say
I'd show these guys a perky pepperoni if you know what i mean ;)
>>146340717
One's a professional player and the other is a caster/analyst. It's not surprising.
>>146340520
Its a gtx 950 ''''''''''''optimized for ''''''''mobas''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>146340653
His lategame is suicide-Novaing into a rampage, but your pub teammates will not finish the game for you even with no enemy heroes up.
>Grant calling a top hat a fedora
>>146340717
6k mechanics, 12k knowledge
>>146340717
>a pro player is better than a caster
woah..
>>146340921
One's been playing dota for 10+ years while the other has only been playing for 1-2 years. It's pathetic what a slow learner Merlini is.
>cucks vs bulba
>alch riki vs invoker bh mid lane
epick desu
>>146341020
>One is actively trying at the game is constantly seeking to improve where possible
>The other only plays ranked to fuck around on stream for his subscribers as he rushes midas into boots of travel on every hero
on a side note holy shit this new "click on every fucking image until none are left" captcha is so fucking annoying
i might actually buy a 4chan pass at this rate
>>146341020
Those who can't do, teach.
Aka cast games.
unboxed a pyrion flax announcer today
>>146341176
just enable legacy captcha dumb animeneet
"Forced 50 isn't real"
I love it when 2kers say this, it's so funny.
>>146341020
You're delusional if you think the original ex lol pros hadn't played dota before
>>146341176
use the old captcha's with numbers retard
>>146341176
how the fuck have you not had legacy captcha enabled ever since it was readded
>>146341226
where did flax go, I haven't heard him mentioned in ages
>>146341278
Or maybe LoL isn't as simple and easy as dotards say it is. Maybe it was so easy for him to transition because LoL is a harder game.
What do obese people smell like?
>2k hours played
>still have anxiety about playing Invoker
how to not spaghetti myself while playing le uppity wizard man
>haven't masturbated all day because watching open qualifiers
>>146341320
Replaced by slacks
>not banning the support kunkka
THE FOOLS
DO THEY WANT TO LOSE
>>146341258
the matchmaking system's objective is to put you at a 50% winrate
if you're being forced at 50% it means you aren't improving
>>146341360
>>146340717
Link was a top tier HoN player before playing League of shitters. That game is far more complex than doto.
>>146341360
because he's a successful pro player atm, right?
Hyhy transitioned to League of Peasants in 2 weeks.
You're a dumbshit moron playing a baby game gtfo
>eg struggling vs a literally who team
dotards?
Will our guys drop EG now?
>>146341407
play with bots
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2455234332
R8 gyro build
>>146341420
>Haven't masturbated in a couple of days because Grandma is visiting
>Haven't played video games because watching open qualifiers
>Mind constantly wanders to boobtown
>>146341426
lmao britbong replace by superior American
You've been visited by the comfy Grant of NA dota.
>>146341437
why would you ever pick support kunkka over disruptor?
>>146341360
It's easy to get good at Dota if you actually try to get good at Dota you retard.
And seeing how he was a professional League player, of course he'll have the drive and motive to improve incredibly fast in Dota compared to every other dumb tard that can't realise their own mistakes and blame others.
>>146341510
hyhy failed in LoL and had to switch back to dota
>tfw twitch chat is memeing on grant's education
>>146341569
Fuck off slacks you fat fuck
>>146341360
>Or maybe LoL isn't as simple and easy as dotards say it is. Maybe it was so easy for him to transition because LoL is a harder game.
EG vs Cucks or EG vs ritsu stack?
which do you guys want more?
>>146341360
Some people are just naturally good at videogames. w33 managed to achieve very high rank in Rocket League while playing during queue times. Sing performed well in H1Z1 afaik
>>146341597
He made it onto a pro team in the top of their region, moron.
A lot more than any ex-LoP shitters have. Moreover, most ex-LoP pros played HoN or DOTA beforehand
>>146341642
>tfw I'm probably not any smarter than Grant
>>146341420
>did the sex with gf twice today
>still watched open quailis
>>146341547
>>146341732
Brothers brawl desu
>>146341547
>>Haven't masturbated in a couple of days because Grandma is visiting
People being over has never stopped me before.
Hell, my being at other people's houses has never stopped me before.
Ever heard of a phone and a bathroom?
>>146341756
DELET THIS
>>146341803
Stop posting monkeys
>>146341732
cucks
mason and mike have accomplished more
plus Indians are the worst race imo
>>146341420
>>146341547
I have gone a full 24 hours without fapping
I think I'm doing it too much so i want to tone it down some
>>146341875
fuck off nigro
>>146341875
just because you cant smell your own spunk doesnt mean that others cant
>>146341732
WHO THE FUCK IS RITSU. I don't understand what is the deal with this guy. he's notorious.
>>146340968
How about finishing towers off with Veno wards?
>>146341973
What is a bathroom fan?
What is air freshener?
What is washing your own hands and flushing down the evidence?
Holy shit do you even bathe?
>>146341950
>masturbaiting makes you a nigger
![ritsu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tLIO2rL.jpg "ritsu[1].jpg")
>>146341991
>>146341929
you call that a thread derailer normie?
OUR KEKOLDS ARE ON THE WAY TO VICTORY
Can the other team see you TP on an invisible ally?
>>146342056
>interrogation marks
>>146342068
blue board
BLUE BOARD
>>146342068
>Facesitting
So beta
holy fucking shi legacy captchas being back is a blessing
I like GrandGrant
>>146342203
???
>>146341991
he's super ugly and good except he tilts hard a lot
I want mason to do well but I'd be happy to see yawar vs sumail brother battle
>>146342068
CG a shit
at least post actual 2D instead of this shit
good fucking shit dotards
GOOD SHIT CAPCHAS
FUCKING SUGOI
>>146342282
shes ugly
>>146342328
>>146342235
So do I.
>>146342203
its been enabled since like 2 months after google captcha was even enabled. how the fuck are you just now figuring out about it
>they haven't always used legacy captcha
LMAO
Daily reminder that if you are a dotard you should leave this thread at once.
How is GrandGrant's teeth not completely wrecked with how much Dr. Pepper he drinks?
>>146342505
Where do I go to cheer for Perky Pepperonis.
>>146342520
Walmart dental insurance.
>>146342505
What's a dotard?
>>146342520
american toothpaste and mouth wash stronk
like really stronk
>>146342520
Superior American teeth, not like weak euro teeth that break when eating bread.
>>146341908
>>146342520
Because he goes to the dentist every six months and probably brushes + mouth washes.
>>146342446
im too lazy to read if it was even anounced at the header
>>146342460
also that shit was undecryptable or whatever back then
you literally repeat at least 5 times to get verified
>EG about to drop a game to literally whos
dotards?
So it turns out our guy Thorin was right?
>>146342703
Who the fuck is Thorin?
>>146342703
Mason is our guy
>>146342520
>go to the dentist
>brush your teeth
how you euros have horrible teeth when you only drink water I'll never know
>>146342745
>>146342702
>clearly winning by every metric
You made me check I just feel dumb now.
>>146342567
>>146342606
DOTARDS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS
THREAD
>>146342702
If you're talking about EG Bulba the opposing team has two players that have gone further at TI that any of the opposing shitters.
>>146342884
What are you gonna do, stab me?
>>146341360
Second sentence is way too obvious man.
>>146342864
So some cuckold with a beard who talks like a 13-year-old.
>>146342864
>developed intellect
>>146342959
No, but seriously tho. Dotards should just go away now
Anybody have a link to clan_iraq's dotabuff?
>>146341803
looks like the girl from big memes theory, cept tan
>>146342864
>starts something with PSA
>our guy
???
>>146343072
where am I supposed to go
>>146343072
I'm going to stay right here cutie.
so d2g...
with zai unlocking the wisp pick for eg
this opens up a whole new drafting phase for ppd
this is gonna be sugoi...
>>146343072
I want to pop a loli's cherry
/d2g/ come quick, Cucks Forever are in trouble!
What is GrandGrant's Dota 2 ELO rating?
a
>bfury sven
Fear is meme'ing now isn't he?
For fuck sakes.
>>146343226
>she will never come back
>>146343335
It's for the best anon, investigator survival rates are dropping fast.
GREAT
AMERICAN
CLEAVE
>>146343284
this
>eg now has io in their hero pool
EG not only to become the first team ever to have two TI wins, but also the first team ever to come out of the open qualifiers and actually get somewhere
Best carry in the world.
Good god grandgrant
https://clips.twitch.tv dot grandgrant/PuzzledHorseCorgiDerp
>>146343314
>NP on the opposing side
but yeah it's memeing when he's skipping bkb entirely
>>146343284
>>146343475
They really didn't pick the hero with TI4 EG.
It was definitely a very popular pick and EG was like the only Western team that didn't play it
>>146343532
you mean slash not dot
>>146343498
Heres the update
>>146343475
same it with me qt
S U G I O
U
G
I
O
>>146343552
zai practiced the hero tons on-scrim
>>146343713
>sugio
dumb weeb fails at even being a dumb weeb
>>146343294
like 4.5 peaked at 5.5 or something
he's been playing dota for like a decade tho
>>146343709
shouldn't aui still be there if mason's still there?
>>146343713
>>146343475
Lmao where's that americuck that was saying animeshitters has eg again?
Can someone explain to me why permabash IMMEDIATELY needs to go whenever it reappears, but Cold Snap is considered absolutely 100% perfectly fine?
OUR BOYS KEKS 4 LIFE
>>146343901
coldsnap can be purged
>>146343709
oh your update is better than mine
>>146343901
The playdota trenchshit illuminati that began in 2006 sees only passive permabashes as something to eviscerate from the game.
>>146343867
I didn't make it, if u post one with aui i'd spam it no doubt.
>>146343901
It's not absolutely fine.
Cold Snap and Ice Wall are the furthest from being absolutely fine that anything ever was.
>>146343901
>Cold Snap is considered absolutely 100% perfectly fine
Nobody thinks this
>>146343901
bashes go through magic immunity
>>146343967
lel
>>146343498
>TI6 grand finals
>EG vs China
>Fear's hand/wrist has been getting worse and worse, culminating into this final game in best of 5
>Strikes down China with a Great American Cleave
>His wrist explodes
>Entire stadium crying tears of both sadness and joy as Fear stumbles out onto the stage and holds aloft the trophy with his uncrippled hand
>Retires soon after
>Hailed forever as the greatest doto player of all time and the OG American Hero
>mason literally losing to ritsu
shameful
>>146344073
>OG American Hero
But that's Moonmeander?
>>146344130
memeander is a seanigger, actually
heres an old webm from pre 6.82 dota a.k.a balanced dota
>american hours
>thread is dead
why do you hate Dotes so much
reminder that these losers are literally fighting for the chance to get stomped by EG
