>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players:
https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
>tfw /d2g/ was one of the worst teams in /vg/ cup history
even the player names sucked
>rags
what is this about shiver croissant?
>>146308573
>rigged fantasy divegrass
>relevant
>>146308457
>sheever will never suck your dick while hiding in shame behind a pillow
feels bad
odpixel is an autistic retard who doesnt give a shit about the actual game
sheever hiding her fucking face when eating candy with a giant pillow
why does she even have to eat it on stream cant she just wait?
this is so fucking pathetic i have never seen anything like it
>>146308573
>/vg/ cup
what
show me them names
>add sheever to filter
>no more /d2g/
nice
bulba thouhg
Yo
little does sheever know that when she hides her face behind the pillow I just imagine her licking in all sorts of lewd ways and masturbate to that
>puck
>no damage
>Wisp
>no damage
>chen
>no damage
??????
>>146308745
You know, nobody actually forces you to watch that.
>>146308745
od was just one of those autistic sheeverfags who became a caster just to bang her.
and he did it
the absolute mad man
>>146308789
/D2G/ WILL NEVER WIN
od 'pussy whipped' pixel
sheever is so shameful she cant even eat some fucking candy without a huge fucking pillow in front of her face, pathetic
is every girl like this?
>>146308947
>best memes are on the bench
who's the fuck who organized this
why didnt rtz killed that wisp?
>>146308973
she literally getting raped while you watch this stream you misogynist
Brexit soon lads
holy shit, secret isn't constantly fucking up
holy shit od is so fucking annoying.
you can just see that they don't connect in terms of behavior and will break up in a couple of months.
arigato EE-sensei
>>146308973
nah most girls would slut it up more for cash t b h sheever is a treasure
>ODPixel and Sheever spending time together while they still legally can
>>146309120
will UK doto stop being worse than fucking NA if they secede?
>Gank EE
>Die
Uh.. dotards?!
>>146309120
I bet money on brits staying in the eu, easiest money I will ever make.
I have seen literal 1ks with more game knowledge than sheever
>>146309195
lmao, funn1k relocated with chen instead of CK
I wish i could kill all mirana pickers in 10v10
>>146309162
>Brexit will happen
>EU is Schengen
/d2g/
>>146309186
I wish, m8. I wish.
>>146309195
>Secret ganks 1k invoker
>don't bring dust
Uh.. dotards?1
>>146308947
>4 of my memes made the list
i run this shit
>>146308973
>>146309157
what if an oil prince paid her to act tsundere? she would be a camwhore then, wouldnt her?
>>146309186
no but we'll try and catch up to australia and actually have a player in the international
>>146309214
lmao hope you haven't checked the polls recently m8
Sheever being a whiny cunt, LMAOing at all theese sheever fags
>>146309475
I would if some tard kept spilling food all over my couch.
>Secret can't throw this game
pauses
>Secret might be able to throw this game
EE: "Is that a challenge?"
>>146309475
She just wants to spend alone time with her boyfriend.
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>tfw secret is going to win TI6
>>146309607
Envy die-back after losing aegis confirmed
owen is the kind of personality i would absolutely hate to be in room with
Fucking PD stack, if only they btfoed secret
why is envy allowed to abuse pauses?
>>146309475
Which Hero is the best dancer?
>>146309714
me on the right
>>146309703
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>146309251
funn1k's really shitting the bed with his wisp play
Puppey must have him psychologically programmed from the old days
>>146309725
i feel like that about 90% of these "dota personalities"
especially the american ones usually but you're right on ODpixel
>>146309754
Traxex
>>146308457
800 hours but-still-learning carry player here, I understand the important of LH and GPM/XPM and farming patterns,
but if I had to have a 3 hero carry pool, what would be the most well rounded three or four heavy carry heroes to specialize in?
>>146309703
GOLEM GET YE GONE
Any chance of CM getting a character model update aside from the Arcana ? She's my favourite support but damn she looks like a middle-aged ugly slav women in-game
>>146310023
sure, maybe in 2028
>xboct doesn't have buyback
Just like the good old navi days huh hvost?
>>146310023
>not being into such things
how can valve call james and ass and fire him and then hire these faggots for the fucking TI?
owen is literally the most unprofessional and annoying person i have ever seen
sheever knows nothing about the game and is shameful about eating some fucking candy but doesnt eat it off stream so she has to hide her fucking face with a massive pillow to make it even more obvious
quality content valve, bravo
>there are idiots that are calling this boring meme infested "coverage" better than EU Hub
DANISH BEARS PLEASE
>>146309859
Why would Drow be the best dancer? Makes no sense dumb waifuposter
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2455024523
>>146310157
Doesnt matter
they lost the game on the draft
literally 3 heroes that deal no damage
in lolshit memefight meta
>>146310173
?
They're doing it FOR FREE
>Secret got to the finals vs a no name stack
>d2g ever doubting
baka desu senpai
>>146310198
Who are you quoting? Nobody even remotely said that.
>>146310239
she is black
>>146310023
>asking for cm remodel when viper and slardar exist
How did EG's last two games last night go?
bulba thouhg > universe
>>146310198
lets be honest, how will anything ever compete with the EU hub? esports peaked then
>>146310173
valve arent organizing this, owen got bored of putting babies into his amazonian girlfriend w/ a speech defect and decided to cast secret
Bulbo God
>>146310173
They're not hired. Nobody hired anyone to cast open qualifiers, Valve doesn't the games merit it, and they're right.
>>146310173
>>146310198
itt: contrarians
>>146310198
grant was more entertaining than this
but sexual tension sells
>>146310309
Say it with me
Secret will never lose
W
N
L
>>146309910
you sound like a complete noob but the best carries are
lifestealer
slark
spectre
lycan
>>146310379
touche, smart waifuposter
D O U B T I N G
O
U
B
T
I
N
G
>>146310484
Secret will never get through the actual playoffs
>>146309910
ember/am/slark
That being said, you need to actually have versatility instead of being good at just a few.
>>146310173
lmao
>>146310406
That's only because Universe hates being micro-managed and was put onto a team with a huge fucking micro-manager (and a very autistic one at that (FURIONCANYOUTPTOP)) and so tried his best to sabotage him.
>>146310406
Universe was the worst offlaner ever to enter Europe.
>>146310490
No antimage?
>>146310173
retard
>>146310490
responding to blogs when espords is on
this stream is so fucking boring but BTS is even worse
Where's Grandgrant when you need him?
>>146310395
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2453457647
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2453286582
>>146310542
they literally just have to defeat >danish bears and theyre in
Does Secret have more games today?
Denmark will succeed where Finland failed
>>146310379
>black means you can dance
el em ayy oh
>>146309754
It's TA, you just know she's an amazing belly dancer.
>>146310542
i'm screenshotting all these posts for a big old collage when secret wins TI6
>>146310624
antimage is #5 but you only asked for 3-4
>>146310692
They're in the playoffs for a qualifying spot, not the main event
>>146309703
GOLEM GET YE GONE
How many more games do secret/EG have before they're out of BO1s?
>>146310542
Yes they will, there are like a dozen TI slots coming out of every qualifier, they might as well just be letting them all in. I'm not even calling them a good team, they're just not even being given the opportunity to fail.
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>146310789
you didnt specify which playoffs you were talking about
>>146310689
he's waiting for relevant regions to be playing
>>146307202
Grants stream > ESPN > ODpixel's shit
NA doto was fun as fuck yesterday. That's how it used to be before butthurt yuros and esports ruined everything.
>>146310815
secret is in the final with bo3
dunno about EG
CHANNEL YOUR ENERGY FOR DANISH BROS
>>146310932
the overdone faked hype ruined it
grant is too arrogant
How many personalities can you recall off the top of your head that were in the dota scene and went into irrelevancy?
Dear God please let Sheever be next.
haHAA
>>146310932
Haha yeah watching EG stomp 12 year old peruvians with Grant doing his thing sure was fun....
>OD revealing his shit taste in comedy
PEEDUR IS PLAYING LUNA IN A PUG
>>146310942
>>146310815
EG has to beat Shazam at some point today.
Whoever wins that game goes to bo3.
>>146310932
butthurt yuros are ruining grants chat too
its all "who is this guy" and "na caster LUL FailFish 4Head"
WHY THE FUCK DOES SHAPESHIFT HAVE A CAST TIME NOW WHAT THE FUCK DID ICEFROG DO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
od is so fucking unfunny holy shit.
>>146310747
>still no bare feet option
what was he trying to accomplish?
>>146311145
>implying shazam is good or noteable
Epic memes XD od's our guy am i right?
If Brexit makes it through we are NEVER EVER getting a brit team on the scene. Just a reminder.
In other things, is it true that Kaipi didn't register for the second qualifier?
COLLEGE HUMOR
EL
AY
EM
OOOOOOO
>i hate the jews
Ya odpizel is finished
>>146311201
The definition of a panic play
man this is actually giving me nostalgia
That was a super mainstream video but it was still allowed to say fag and whatnot back then.
>hurr its still allowed we are on 4chan XD
things have changed 4 real
>>146311139
literally poetry
i couldnt hate him more
>People shitting on Grandgrant for being actually entertaining
>But OD playing 2006 collegehumour memes is okay
You eurofags couldn't be anymore pathetic honestly.
>>146311230
Just because /int/ and /pol/ memes are edgier doesn't make them any better than OD's decrepit shit
irony and memes are a dead thing and the sooner people realise it the better
>>146311265
>wanting a team full of muslims
no thanks.
>>146311397
the sooner owen kills himself the better
everytime i watch that stream i imagine Owen thrusting his dirty cock into Sheever on that couch ;_;
Why is game quality in the fucking shitter right now? Like, worse than usual.
I keep getting these weird fucking games where either
>Someone who literally only plays one hero takes my role, even when I pick first
>Someone walks to my lane just to empty their mana into me and go back to well
>carries who normally solo roshan need to be told to rosh and will hang behind the rest of the team when they have it
My international mmr is fucking trashed.
>Doubting
HEROES NEVER DIE
>>146311168
NA post LUL
>>146311561
Every one you play seems to manage it just fine
>>146311201
he probably was angry he wasnt given the safelane
>>146311538
>takes my role
>my lane
>My international mmr
LMAO SENPAI
I'll start quoting all the fags that doubt Secret and root for literally anyone that's playing against them.
You motherfuckers have some serious Stockholm Syndrome going on, I bet you where raped your whole childhood.
>>146311201
>edge pan
still can't believe even most pros still use that shit
>>146311665
Is English your second language or something?
>>146311572
He looks a little young don't you think
UPVOTE THSI POST IF YOU BELIEVE GRANDGRANT IS OUR GUY AND NOT FAKER ODPIXEL
>>146311397
>irony and memes are dead
>being this contrarian
It is absolutely silly and unproductive,
to have a funeral for memes, when the actions continue.
We need to have a movement to resurrect quality posters, not a funeral for memes.
Cuz memes don't die.
I miss them
odpixel literally soiling yung lean
REEEEEEEEEEE
Puppey fanstraights ww@
>>146311561
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/2/21/Mercy_-_Heroes_never_die!.ogg
i can finally be back at Overwatch
>reported someone for picking slark
>>146311893
this
it's literally disgusting to see OD play yung lean
>>146311862
>2EZ4RTZ
>2fat4theshirt
>>146311862
>Mason
post S A D B O Y S
>>146311750
what do you do
>>146311986
>quality system volvo
>>146311893
>yung lean is soilable
>>146311793
seems the perfect age
>>146311862
Best iteration of EG by far.
>Zai
>unpunished Artour
>pure Universe
>no Sumail who's one of the most unlikable players on the scene
Mason and Fear are equally based, but with Mason being the carry it gives them a chance to have both
>>146311909
>manlets
>>146312032
>only person not smiling is the one fatso is touching.
The life of an autistic nigga is a hard life indeed.
>>146311986
I get that too for reporting every Lifestealer and LC picker I see.
>>146311893
>>146311992
>WAAAH QUIT RUINING MY MEME MUSIC YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO IT!!!!!
>>146312102
For what?
>>146312160
Serious question, why and how did sumail even manage to get on EG?
>>146312102
This post is against the rules, it is off-topic. Jynx is not a dota hero.
Guinsoo is secondary, league heroes are tertiary.
Please reconsider your posts.
>>146312032
>>146312052
man mason really just did not give a fuck did he, its a wonder he made it that far
>>146312160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRBHhHwj84w
ur waifu
>>146312254
>meme music
stop please
>>146311893
>soiling
Yung lean was literally only somewhat cool in 2013, what the flying fuck are you talking about
>>146312160
>Someone somewhere actually did one of this for Minecraftchick
For the love of Odin, we need a purge.
>>146312160
Did Mason really behave any better than Sumail does?
>>146312071
>what do you do
well you can use camera grip with mouse 3
or bind camera to wasd
>>146312320
he played NEL with ppd and other na players and did well i think
>>146312160
>this team had a ceiling that was not even achieved
>>146312171
that's a big head
>>146312472
>bind camera to wasd
YOU WOT M8
>>146312450
>For the love of Odin
CRINGE
Reminder that Danish people are objectively shit at Dota
>>146312619
I use WASD, but I'm also only like 4.5k mmr. So better than like 90% of d2g
>>146312694
I miss synderen
>>146312619
Don't laugh, I have a friend that still does it 4 years into Dota, it's a serious diseas
>>146312694
>cr1t
and thats about it
>babyknight
this strarcrumpet is still around?
>>146312431
>being this wrong
He barely got good enough to be taken seriously by music and hip-hop fans last year. Prior to that he was a meme.
This is his first song to get a good review from any serious rap critic, black or white:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jDiAcqbO0c
IDK why doing a das racist impression got him recognition, but it did.
Anyway, he's relevant because all the other white rappers out right now other than him and bones are straight fucking trash, see lil dicky, stitches, and slim jesus, all are fucking jokes.
>>146311750
I only know S4 and Zai that use scroll drag, do you have anybody else?
>>146312727
how do you use spells and move the camera at the same time?
>>146312472
>camera grip master race
How does it feel to know that you're moving your mouse so much more than you need to, as well as being unable to move the camera in more than 8 directions?
Please pray for SingSing
>>146312694
>the best team since TI5 has two Danes
S W N L
W
N
L
>>146312694
>cr1t exists
>no item that breaks linken
Defend this, dotards.
>>146312694
fuck off sven
>>146312619
Most people nowadays have never played an RTS game.
>>146312963
atos
>>146312862
I use QERF for spells, 1-5 for items, and a CTRL + R for my sixth slot, I've never been gimped by playing like this.
I never played a moba or Warcraft, or even an RTS before dota 2, so playing using the mouse pan shit felt really uncomfortable to me.
>>146312901
why didnt they sign for second qualifier?
>>146312963
euls
force
>>146312963
>atos, hex, force, hurricane shit, euls
what?
Danish Boys will do it they will kil Secret haha this is surely the team
lmao Secret haters on suicide watch
Insiderbro here.
OD has received an email from LD yesterday telling him he had contracts with sponsors and that he had clauses which would put him in the red if he doesn't reach some numbers.
LD also proposed him a cut of the pie if he drops his stream.
OD also received winks from twitch staff FLOODING his chat that his stream is not desired because they get a cut of the deals of BTS too.
As a result, OD stops actually trying and acts tired and puts a video on stream in which the lyrics say 'I hate the jews'
Insider bro out.
>>146313190
Is that fucking viper?
>>146313146
just use click and drag, its quite convenient
HE PICKED NYX PUPPAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>146313146
And a-clicking? What about your stop key?
Please don't tell me you use that asinine feature that lets you deny your creeps with right click
>>146313183
They probably thought they had a chance of winning the first one
WARNING
NYX PICK
I REPEAT: NYX PICK
>>146313183
Pretty sure that everybody that gets to day 2 gets auto registered for the second qualifier
>>146311750
I used to move my camera exclusively with the camera grip on the mouse wheel, but then my mouse wheel broke so I had to get used to using edge pan.
Trying to get used to edge pan at first was so fucking difficult of a change, but now I can't really imagine myself going back to camera grip.
SNIPER TROLL
2013 IS BACK
>nyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyx
t. clement "puppet" ivanov
Insiderbro here.
OD has received an email from LD yesterday telling him he had contracts with sponsors and that he had clauses which would put him in the red if he doesn't reach some numbers.
LD also proposed him a cut of the pie if he drops his stream.
OD also received winks from twitch staff FLOODING his chat that his stream is not desired because they get a cut of the deals of BTS too.
As a result, OD stops actually trying and acts tired and puts a video on stream in which the lyrics say 'I hate the jews'
Insider bro out....
meme draft again
>>146313310
yeah
>>146313442
That's 2014, ya yutz
>>146313310
yespost rare vippas
>>146312860
singsing, burning and n0tail
Kotl AND nyx
Based puppan bringing back the memes
>>146313517
>2014 was 9 patches ago
What went wrong guys?
>>146313515
I'm guessing he survived his od
>>146313603
AND Terrormeme
This man is overdosing on memes
FUCKING
NXYPICKER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is OD humping the air for 5 minutes straight?
>TROLL
>AND
>SNIPER
ON THE SAME TEAM
YO LESNAR WHERE YOU AT
>>146313362
C for stop, G for deny. A-clicking?
Now I can play of play with a cross between mouse panning and WASD.
>>146313337
Wasn't aware of this when I first started playing.
HOHO
A
H
A
>sniper against Nyx, VS and Timbersaw
why even play, just concede already
>>146313442
PRAISE THE LORD
THIS MAN CAN SEE THE FUTURE
>>146313494
Why is this associated with CHOTTO MATTE again?
I know what it means,but why japanese?
>>146312483
>>146312483
so how come they picked someone like suma1l over miracle?
HA HA
O
H
O
>tfw they shriek when they see you
>>146313517
That's early 2015 mostly, 6.83 came out at the end of 2014 but was mostly in 2015
Terrorblade Kotl is 2014
PEEPED
>>146313494
DELETE THIS
>>146313663
SNIPER TROLL AAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE PTSD
HO HO
HA
HA
WHAT IS THIS DRAFT
>>146313649
he had pneumina
wtf is up with these picks
WHO BABYKNIGHT HERE
>SNIPER
>TROLL
>EE TERRORBLADE
Huh, back at the shooting gallery!
SNIPER TROLL
WHAT PATCH IS THIS
>troll and sniper picked on the same game
>>146313705
REMINDEDER, IF THIS WAS 2014 THEN THIS WOULD BE BROKEN.
BUT IT'S 2016 SO IT'S THE MEME DREAM.
>>146313649
no much better than that
he has been binding his chest with "the hornace of death" for a couple of months now in the pursuit of some sort of spiritual enlightenment as a result of crushing his internal organs tighter and tighter
and contracted pneumonia
>Sniper Troll
>On the same team
this is going to be a fun game but I think Secret lost.
HO HO
>HA HA
HO HO
>HA HA
HO HO
>HA HA
KOTL OF THE LIGHT
Yo, can i get some sniper tips?
Team secret weren't invited for the eu qualifier ???
They have to go threw the open qualifier ???
Holy shit this is so good.
SOMEONE POST THE 6.83 POSTER.
