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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
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Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
first for HL is best
>>146308343
Second for HL babies can suck a trannies dick
>>146307991
>he doesn't know about the sign of mji and firstius patricius
3rd for John
nth for gay
3rd for lol i just played my first lobby HL is the best fuck 6s elitists
>>146308404
You're right, I have no counterargument to "wahh i cant run spy 24/7
fuk u faggot"
You also both misspelled and misused "ad hominem".
That's all for now gamers, remember which side you stand on!
Im cumming
>An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:
>Internal system changes in preparation for a future update
>Updated the localization files
There's always going to limit on how much anyone can improve at anything. I don't really think there's any room for disagreement. If you're naturally not very coordinated you'll have a much harder time improving compared to someone who is naturally more coordinated, even in TF2. At a certain point you might not be able to reach the level that they can. That's why team sports and esports are so deep, because everyone can find their niche within a team and work to their own strengths, whether those strengths be aiming, calling, strategizing, or even keeping spirits up.And then there's highlander
>announcing reports
>>146309170
THIS IS IT.
THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
THE BIGGEST UPDATE UNTIL 2017.
>>146309170
>>146309170
holy fuk they updated the localization files this is fucking huge
ITS HAPPENING
MAYBE
SOON.
I just want a new update goddammit.
>>146309170
how big is update
This one was about 33 megs
a larger one might be coming soon.
i just played a game with a tf2 friend and we had fun.
how was your day
>>146309718
its the comp update so
probably one of the biggest tf2 updates ever
>>146309170
so there's at least 2 weeks realistically till ~~~the~~~ update
if they felt like they needed to do this it might be worth gne wait
some guru on tftv will probably tell everyone what it actually is
official map pool for comp: foundry, gully, granary, snakewater (final), via, a/d gorge, process
http://pastebin
.com/3DVbbKFC
it begins
this is a pre-update, only 33MB, everything is in place
HYPEBOYZ
>>146310079
>gne
how did i fuck it up this hard
HOLY FUUUCK RESTART YOUR GAME
COMP BETA BUTTON IS GONE
>>146310293
Probably because the item servers are down
i wonder what new maps they are gonna add with the update.
new weapons?
please? please!?
Are they gonna go all in and put mayann in with the update?
>>146310785
i hope so anon, i hope so
>>146309170
>Internal system changes in preparation for a future update
so an update 2 years from now?
>>146309170
>>146311089
>final comic released with this big update
i can feel it
>quakes upcoming 2v2 lan at quakecon will have a prize pool of $25k
>
valve sponsored lans when?
>>146311401
>the final comic
no the ride can't be over yet
I need more silly mercs
>>146311442
csgo and dota 2
anyone have a good pasta i can put on my steam proflie
>>146310667
>new weapons?
>please? please!?
haha i saw that video too :)
>>146311948
the 'I did not spend 3 thousand dollars' golden pan pasta
bonus points if you have a golden pan
i haven't played in awhile and didn't keep up with any tf2gs
>>>/trash/3647740
>>146311583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
all roads must end anon.
>>146312006
and yet you didnt give us new weapons. faggot
i love being a neet
u mad viva
i love being a viva
u mad neet
>>146312468
Disappointment is more like it. Can't imagine how mad and disappointed his parents are, though. Jeez
>>146312581
Ditto
im sure his parents are happy that hes happy and you shouldnt project
>>146309170
>Update is a preparation for another update
Where is the real update NIIIOGEEEEEEEEERRSS
NIIIIIIGEEEEEEEEEER AAAAAAAAAA
>>146308546
that sniper rifle is all kinds of fucked up
>>146313030tomorrow
WHAT IS THIS
selling thing on market
>>146313542
source 2
>>146311442
next insomia
20k confirmed
>>146308343
that's a nice cosmetic
>>146311442
>2v2
dont tell me that duel is considered old fashioned to quake players now
>>146314136
i have a purple one
>>146314365
me to
wanna fucks
>>146314597
sure
id?
>>146314329
It's really the only form of comp that is active in quake now
what would go well with DERR wintermantel?
>>146314653
post yours first
>>>/trash/3649498
new /trash/ thread
>>146314983
but im shy
'////'
>>146315479
its ok sempai
>>146315582
you post yours
i asked first
>>146315664id/MrMuselk
>>146315725sent ;)
>>146315664
id/________
add me NOW
>>146315863added ;)
new stuff in case you missed it
the 30 MB pre-update removed MM beta, added stuff to MM pipeline, and a few text to introduce and explain MM to newbies
and basically confirmed that the next update will be the official release of MM, with actual ranked matches with people of similar rank
>>146314892
neckwear headwear + ruffled ruprecht looks p good imo
>tfw want to buy this
>tfw haunted is 11 ref and normal is 12
>tfw halloween hats are worth more than normal ones
so cp killed himself and pretended he was leaving on a trip?
On dustbowl the 2nd, you can go through the rock, you guys noticed this? or is just a bug i'm experiencing?
>>146316287
he joined military
>>146316316
>they still havent fixed the bush by 3rd map blue exit that can hide stickies and make them invis
>>146309170
>>Internal system changes in preparation for a future update
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>146316091
sot he official release of mm will be no different than the beta besides it not being beta anymore
>>146316287
i guess
no more co-pilot meme forcing so i guess im okay with it
Ive been sitting on my ass all day because sick
ask me questions about competitive tf2
>>146308343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QwPGhhy3fk
>>146311442
>25k for 2v2
>bigggest TF2 tournament prize was 15k for the 4 top teams in i55
>1200$ for each player in a team that is world champion and had to fly all the way from NA
>the community still has to fund kickstarters most of the time to send teams to insomnia
>>146316681
PLEASE
IM BORED AS FUCK
AHSUWBEHWIWBWVW
>>146316681
are tacos viable 6s gamerfuel?
>>146316681
shortstop or scattergun
>>146316862
can i play competitive while i'm naked
>>146316824
its because comp tf2 is a joke
>>146316681
do i have to be gay to be the medic
>>146316681
What do you think is the better movement training tool, surf maps or jump maps?
>>146316681
Is the vacc relevant in HL?
>>146316603
the pre-update confirmed that MM will actually be ranked
there might be other changes to MM or to TF2 as a wholeif valve puts AT LEAST 2 class limit on everything for MM i will suck their dick
updat when
>>146316869
i prefer ramen because its easier to eat and make
>>146317070
in its current state no
>>146316940
scattergun
>>146317005
you bet
if you plan on doing it post id anytime
>>146317037
depends on what game mode
>>146317061
jump maps
>>146317168
an hour ago
>>146316681
is it possible to playoverwatchwhile liking tf2
>>146316869
no
>>146316940
scattergun all day erry day
>>146317005
yes, remember to stream
>>146317037
no, but it helps
>>146317070
>Vaccinator
>>146317227
i was kidding i'm too scared of playing competitive
i'll just stick to pubbing naked
>>146317256
absolutely not
>>146317227
next updat when
>>146317061
for medic surf
for soldier jump
>>146317168
t-t-tomorrow valve will surely deliver... heh heh..
>>146317227
>>146317297
whoa
who's the real one
>>146317256
very possible yes
>>146317332
i am still interested in your id
>>146317376
2 weeks
>>146317482
me
>>146317482
>>146317504
no it's me
>>146317376
Smissmas
>>146317256
yes (Lúcio a best)
>>146317332
okay, remember to stream nonetheless
>>146317504
what would giving you my id do
>>146317637
i don't have a cam
who's the real you
>>146317637
no its me i did not use punctuation in any of my posts you imposter
>>146317084
is the ranking system fucked where winning gets you nowhere and losing drops you a lot
>tfw BRAWLING with your boys who are wearing the concheror and the blagg bogs
heh
good mji.
>>146317809
I am
>>146317826
Stop impersonating me, punctuation is vital to proper comprehension.
>>146317908
who are the MJI anyways
it pisses me off when normalfags say that weapon variety is having 30 different realistic hitreg weapons, or 5 different versions of the same rifle or submachinegun
>>146318031
I'm gonna let the thread answer that one for you bud
>>146318031
i don't know
Update tonight btw.
>>146316869
Only the closed ones
>>146316940
Scattergun always
>>146317037
are you?
>>146317061
Jumping for offense surfing for support
>>146317070
no and it never will be
>>146317168
Soon(tm)
>>146317256
No
>>146317005
yes
>>146317376
Soon(tm)
>>146317227
>>146317297
>>146317504
>>146317637
>>146317826
>>146317969
Who the fuck are these two?
>>146317482
>>146317809
I am. >>146318382
made a sandwich and came back
both of you mge me right now
192.168.1.1
impersonation is WRONG
>>146318718
I can't out in the wilderness and phoneposting
>join a valve server expecting some comfy koth game
>join a team
>other team has engineers
>>146318718
come to my server
127.0.0.1
>>146319024
spectate before you join next time
>>146318819
are you getting fucked in woods by wild bears
>>146318982
no i am not you
>>146319050
connecting
better be there faggot
be prepared to get 20-0d
>>146319024
>implying stickybombs are not the most comfy weapon in the game
>>146318718
am of the ruski I dont want to mge at 680ms
>>146319024
>koth
>comfy
payload is the de facto comfy gamemode for pubs
t. mumblejerk incorporated
>>146317070
Is there an update now? Or am I gonna have to spam more gory memes?
>>146319231
its is eu server vlad
>>146319420
i dunno never tried it
>>146319809
that sounds even hotter
>>146319761
дepьмo
>>146320112
did you use google translate for that
>>146320283
you forgot to take off your joke name again valve
>>146319191
pipes are actually the supreme comfy weapon
when you make pipes connect, you are granted a wish
>>146320283
нeт
>>146320374
fcuk
>>146319809
ok buddy thats not what i had in mind i was thinking more like a one night stand but whatever sails you are boat
soon...
making sticky traps is fun
>>146320560
I didn't ask for thisBut I'm not complaining about it either
>>146320743
too bad you get 5gorge and vanguard
>>146320743
una vela......
>>146320776
did you write all that stuff yourself
that was pretty nice
do you erp or something
>>146320743
>imlyginj it would be that polished
loooool
>>146320776
so your fantasy is being preggers with a baby bear
thats freaky
i like freaks
>>146319809
>>146319958
Yeah this pretty much sums up TF2 players nowadays
Robots coming soon?
>even if the enemy team does 40% more damage in a teamfight (A LOT) they will have the same health
>lets you get to mid faster than scout
>balanced
when will valve repair this cancer
>>146322006
nobody said it was balanced
>>146322145
valve
>>146322231
can you show me where valve has explicitly said that the quick-fix is balanced
>>146322463
>>146322641
oh yeah, the blog post where they say they will upgrade heal rate to 50%
>>146322641
oh
sorry for questioning you, anon
>>146322006
you can still die in ubers and the lack of large overheal makes you more vulnerable to large amounts of sudden damage
good support medigun but still not as good as uber
update confrimed!
>>146321002
I would like to thank Keksandra for inspiring my workblatant copypastaall credit goes to menot-me anonymous
Update is tomorrow, dingus. Thursday is the day TF2 usually updates. Unless it's Monday.
>>146322006
>not resistant to crit damage
>not resistant to headshots or backstabs
ok man
>>146322006
Vacc counters Kritz
Kritz counters QF
QF counters Vacc
>>146323007
It's shit in pubs, but OP in matchmaking, and banned in comp.
>>146323430
what does stock do
>>146321079
*visits you in you are sleep*
>>146323430
and the stock medigun is still the best
>>146323430
Stock counter kritz, Vaccinator is just shit. QF is countered by burst damage in general.
>>146323483
I generally use it in pubs when I can't trust a single person on my team for uber but want to keep everyone healed.
What isn't banned in comp these days
>>146323543
Counters everything
>>146323841
I use it when the only competent person on my team is a scout.
>>146323641
>vacc is shit
Tell me that after you've survived a bombing roamer. There's a reason it was banned in 6s
>>146323641
>get kritz before the enemy gets uber
>kill the med and everyone else before they even get uber
>medigun that resists critical hits isn't the counter to the medigun that gives you crits
how DUMB are you
>>146324418
Probably has 15 hrs as medic and 400 as scout or solly
>Get kicked from Pure Valve Server
>Reason: Server shutting down
ITS HAPPENING!!!
>23rd
I CALLED IT BOYS
DeGroot Keep is arguably the best airshot practice map against flying demoknights
Steam is taking longer than usual to open. It's happening.
lmao steam is just having issues
This is it. The updatw we've finally been waiting for. The safe n sound's are finally going all class
>>146323007
you can just fly away from the enemy uber when they pop if you have a demo or soldier nearby
>>146325557
YES!
>sitting on the tf2 update oage spamming the refresh button
>>146325557
no the server was switching to the new version
>>146326871i'm doing this toodeep down i know nothing is coming
who wants to frag some noobs after we update
>>146327046
me
i do
fragging is my profession
>>146326319
>pubs
>communication
the situation can happen yeah but the likelihood of it actually happen is very slim
>>146327139
Heh. fragging. More like fagging.
>>146327195
honestly in EU i NEVER see pub medics popping uber
and if they do its usually when the anouncer goes "mission starts in 3, 2, 1" before the gates even open
anyone here wanna dick around in an iron game with a few tf2gs? apparently i need a demo sub. add me if interested, id/Cindle
>>146327527
EU?
>>146327527
>The specified profile could not be found
Hey guys
Did u know thattough break passes are 50% off
>>146327981
Woah no way, i gotta get my hands on a while bunch of these
godd muselek is SOO GOOD at this game hnnngg i want him to frag my boy pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlmmHU63YEg
>>146329085
>implying muselk is good at fragging
good joke
>>146327651
NA
>>146327832
fuck i'm retarded. It's id/tholepin
>tf2 thread on /v/
>all the 15 year old IW shitposters sperging out
>>146329645
when will people stop tying those two games together
>>146329786
when one of them dies
>>146327527
found subs.
What's IW?
>>146330279
Invisible War
overwatch
>>146330279
Infinite Warfare
*is fragged*
UPDATE
when
Tomorrow.
>>146331297
but i want it to happen now :(
okay, ill go to bed i guess
Goodnight.
>>146331205
>Join Server
>Play soldier for 2 minutes
>Voted off for cheating
Ok.
>>146331709
>mfw there's at least 2 posters here that would vote yes and later cry here about soldier being OP
>>146331573
at least post the full blog
>>146332050
Best part is I'm not even that good as the solly. I just know how to rocket jump and launch people and that's it.
So. What hats will be updated on this new "neato" update?
>>146332302
well since pyro is being removed, they're removing all the pyro hats as well
>>146332302
they updated the localization files
it's the biggest update of 2016
>>146332302
More hats
More crates
More campaigns that cost $6
Updated localization files
>>146332375
How big?
1 gig. 2? A fully reworked and optimized download of team fortress 2???
>>146332461
~2 teras
it's a big update
>>146332461
if its just MM and a few hats i expect it to be around 100-300 MB
will there be a voice chat while you are in a lobby, like in csgo ? even MvM players would like that
>>146333138
It's called the push to talk button
Or y'know. They can just use Mumble
>>146333138
>will there be a voice chat while you are in a lobby
I don't get it. You can voice chat fine while sitting in the server waiting for loaders and the game to start.
i hope they improve on the voice codec at some point
its really frustrating trying to listen to a bunch of garbled sound and make sense of it
>>146333210
i meant in the lobby, ofc you can already voice chat when you are connected to the server, but not while you are in lobby waiting
and yeah ofc you can use 3rd party programs but wouldnt it be easy for valve to just port this from csgo?
pic related, if you click the mic icon on the right of the chat you enable or disable your mic in csgo lobbies
Why is combat medic fun
>>146333687
Killing people as the weakest class is pretty funny
>>146333895
>Weakest class
That's not pyro or spy.
Did you know in the first Team Fortress release as Quake mod the medic class was literally called "combat medic"
>>146333687
chaining ubers is fun
perfect battle medic scenario
>uber medic
>he gets 4 saws
>he ubers me
>i get 4 saws
>i uber him
>just want to trade for a strange sandman
>no one wants to trade with me because trade holding
>>146334239
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_medic
>>146334741
Buy it off the SCM.
>>146334239
*airblasts you*
>>146334021
>falling for the "spy is a weak class" meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeMf7ijJt2Y
>>146335083
>Open link
>Gold Rush
>Pink cosmetics
Yeah, nah. Spy is hands down the weakest class in the game, and your cherry picked frag montage from one of the worst maps in the game doesn't change that.
>>146335083
the fact that he's able to do this with the yer just shows how brainless the people he's playing against are. look at how many people don't even notice when he decloaks right behind them.
Why is competitive matchmaking so fucking dead?
>>146334741
why don't you have it
>>146335083
>open video
>its that guy that thought a "prolander" 6v6 format with classlimit 1 would be good
>close video
>>146335562
Last update fucked it up somehow
>>146335562
i think people realised they could just play pubs instead of 6v6 pubs
hope they introduce class limits
>>146335846
they are probably preparing mm servers for the new mm pipeline
>>146335846
How?
>>146335905
they removed the mm button and services intentionally >>146309170 >>146335887
rare old Robin Walker interview
https://www.quaddicted.com/webarchive/www.planetfortress.com/interviewsPF/robin053100.shtml
honestly every interview with valve members is rare
dispenser coming up
>>146337104
>>146337337
she better be over 18
>>146337104
I wish i could have played quake TF :/
im the freakin' scout here!
>>146337757
does it allow him to double jump on ramps?
if not throw it into the trash
>>146308343
raet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_jumping#In_the_Team_Fortress_2_series
>mfw when 80% of the RJ article is just TF2
i feel proud to play this game
its a shame they didnt talk about sticky jumping tho
>>146338003
I tried playing QTF but i just couldn't get into it, also 90% of servers are dead.
>>146338336
thats pretty cool
game name?
>>146338459
Innawoods.net
>>146338402
thats TFC
i tried FF some time ago but i couldnt get into it either
the grenade spam is the worst part in the older TF games imo
>>146338641
oh shit sorry meant TFC.
My main problem is that most of the time there isn't enough feedback to figure out whether you're hitting something or not. I'm not sure if it's just the goldsource engine being shit but i can play quake 1 and 3 fine without any issues on whether my attacks are doing more than 2 damage per hit
>>146338003
>Max speed: Very fast
whoa
>>146335083
>dead ringers, nobody decides to check it
>nobody tries to check where the ambassador fire came from
>Pyro just walks in a straight line
>people falling for trickstabs
>people believing that they actually killed the DR Spy
>40-0 against literal retards and laggy players
Decent bait anyways. It's almost up there with that copypasta about Pyro being useful by reflecting all that shit.
>>146335562
Because everyone blew their load on it within the 2 weeks it was booming. Then people realized that it wasn't worth it because people just stacked teams, solo queueing is hell, and your average matchmaking player doesn't actually know how 6s play out.
Oh yeah, and abandons.
>>146338363
jesus christ make a webm
