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>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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>Previously on /xivg/...
>>146276475
Nottu disu shittu agen
>>>146300019
I'm not for sale.
What does it mean if they changed their search info to a heart?
>>146299881
not him but
>better cats
lol no.
xiv doesn't have the best cats either, but holy fuck archeage cats look awful, they're borderline furshit and their faces look awful.
>>146300032
>inferior cat
Post superior cat instead.
Which role is the most exciting?
>>146300223
i like the other AA catposter, his cat is actually cute
any1 like video games
>>146300224
Yes, let it being continue.
>>146300183
>>146300183
>>146300183
Stop it, Aaron.
Why do you ERP? Why not just go watch porn?
>>146300284
Healing has turned out to be my favorite for trials/bosses but probably dps for everything else
>>146300190
oh dear
>>146300183
jesus christ, use some AA you ugly negro
Those jaggies are killing me
>>146300183
I'll take that elezen instead.
>>146300398
that's neph tho
>>146300190
they're a fucking faggot acting like a teenage girl
Anybody want to video game?
>>146300442
My graphics card is really old. I can't upgrade right away I'm sorry.
>been playing alone ever since my only friend quit
>get a nice catgirl in one of my leveling roulettes
>they teach me how to play my job properly and was generally friendly and chatty
>we're on different servers
>they ask me to transfer to theirs
What do I do!?
>>146300224
The problem with this is I can filter them, I can't filter you when youre doing this, paks
>>146300423
>>146300503
No
>>146300436
who is this elezen and does she like highlanders...
>>146300347
Are we sure it's not all the same guy?
I recognize all of his images from /aag/.
>>146300431
Because it's different?
>>146300558
transfer
>>146300548
>enable AA
>take screenshot
>disable it again
it's not hard
>>146300353
yeah i do
Remember, DRG has the best LB
>>146300431
porn's good to get off quickly
erp's good as like, an experienceneedless to say I erp like once every two to three months.. ish
>>146300791
DRK has the best one
too bad you will never see it cause SE makes bad design decisions
>>146300743
no thank you
xth for aibou
>>146300862
>tfw you see it every week in a8s
>healers cannot wear plate
But why?
>>146300032
WHO HERE REMEMBERS JEREMIAH
Do retainers bring back stuff I can sell for a decent price? Or is it all just crafting fodder?
I have no idea what I'm doing with this.
>its a paks samefagging episode
>>146300431
>implying there's porn of what I like
How sheltered are you.
I was born and my heart was broken.
:3
I know tank and dps lb3s are virtually the same, but arent the healer lb3s slightly different from each other?
tfw you kind of want to try becoming a chemo target because it seems like a lot of fun but im too lazy to post the amount required
>>146301276
no
fullheal + cleanse + raise
>>146300992
I just want some nice chainmail
>>146301276
LB3s are all different from each other.
https://youtu.be/m2kVCzhAQXI?t=3m52s
>>146301276
The LBs just have a cosmetic difference. Same as the other two roles from what I understand.
>>146300431
Something to do while I wait for my commission to finish.
>>146300712
I would, but I'm scared.Is it true that everyone on Balmung ERPs? What if they expect me to ERP?
>>146301345
>tfw chemo showed up after you stopped posting so damn much
>>146301258
I know how it feels. I have CHD and it's not too nice.
>>146301345
He doesn't target me and I've been here since early alpha. Other than that weird ass false flag the other day.
It's hit or miss. Jaiba doesn't get posted about either.
>>146300431
ERP's any porn you and your partner want it to be. It's also way more immersive.
I was born and my future stolen.
:3
>>146301483
NO
NOBODY IS EXPECTING YOU TO ERP YOU FUCKING AUTIST
RR R RE EEEEEEEE
>>146301483
Nah, I don't erp
>>146301483
Nah, it's something that's basically just in the background unless you advertise rp in your search info or dress like a slut in rp hubs.
If you don't indicate that you're DTF, almost nobody will bother you about it.
>>146301458
as far as healer lbs are concerned, sch>ast>whm
>>146301087
Can I be an avatarfag too?
>>146301540
Because that's you.
AST has by far the best lb.
>>146301656
wrong
scholar is lame and gay
ast is the coolest
>>146301706
Where's your name.backstabber
>>146300632
it me, of course
>>146300805
the problem with erp is that it generally takes too long
>>146300992
Cleric/Friar never
>>146301108
Basically you pay ventures to send them out for either specific things or you can pay 2 for quick ventures. For the specific things it can be useful for crafting or making a niche profit on things like toadskin which is used for leatherworker glamour prisms. Quick ventures basically is an RNG hell that picks from a huge pool of items but has a chance of bringing in huge money, and the chances improve once your retainer's gear reaches a certain item level.
>>146301609
I should steal something else desu
>>146301786
summoning the sun is pretty cool
>>146301656
That's because WHM, BLM and MNK got cucked and kept the old animations.
honestly being targeted by chemo seems like something to strive for if you post your character in the thread
who wouldn't want a lifetime supply of unlimited free (You)s?
bit jelly desu
>>146301540
>He doesn't target me
Well yeah, there is no point in shitposting yourself.
>>146301825
That actually looks like a transexual pornstar
>>146301825
>takes too long
Only if you let it.
I can be done in an hour and tell the other person to get lost if I really want to. People who insist on 6+ hour scenes are the real trouble.Edging that long gets boring
>>146301798
It's too dangerous posting with one. Sometimes I forget to turn it off.*backstabs u*
Hello, it is I, Shana Tsunderie.
Where is chemo
>>146300521
After i'm done with this expert we can go do some roulettes.
>this spam
So why is this a thing or is it an /xivg/ meme
>>146301946
That's untrue. When I was first shitposting on Tonberry I falseflagged myself to get [yous] and notoriety. That and advertising Ippiki's streams.
>>146301982
I thought that hour long+ stuff was a myth. I don't do any of that junk buthow do you guys manage to type while sprucing your goose that long?
>>146301087
THE BEST CATGIRL?
>>146301925
tfw chemo only targeted you once
>>146302182
Can I come?
>>146301450
Time to unlock summoner holy shit.
>>146301825
Thanks for the info. I guess it's something else to keep up with as I'm waiting for queues to pop.
>>146302097
>>146302258
im not shana but ok
You'll never know what makes me tick.
:3
>>146302223
it's some butmad autist who's pissy about people posting pictures
>>146302182
Fun, I need expert too but I can do that later.
>>146302225
I didn't ask for your life story, m8.
>>146302234I don't know. I cum right away and maybe twice or thrice if the other person is a good writer. It makes me scratch my head because how can you have a life if you e-fuck 5-10 hours a day?
![ffxiv 2016-06-22 03-17-33-47.avi_snapshot_00.01_[2016.06.22_03.21.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QExnBxv.jpg "ffxiv 2016-06-22 03-17-33-47.avi_snapshot_00.01_[2016.06.22_03.21.15].jpg")
Holy shit this thread moves fast.
>>146301739
I like the SMN the best simply because T13.
AST is definitely up there though. Those constellations make my dick hard.
>>146301982
What would we do in one hour?
>>146301617
I'm sorry! I didn't know! I was just going by what I've heard about the server.
>>146301637
>>146301643
Oh. That makes me feel less intimidated about transferring. I might end up transferring or at least trying to make an alt.
>>146302445
Please come here and be my cute cad maid wife!
>>146302445
Who is this new cat? I wanna marry it already!
Why do no hot boy characters post in this thread? It's allguys playinggirls.
>LB
Offensive LB for healers and tanks when? I'm sick of watching retards waiting for 1% to LB.
Also every class should have a offensive and a support LB, bards could get their revive/full heal(mp included) LB back. DPS could get something like 2x dmg for 10 seconds and tanks could get some random attack LB.
>>146302548I'm a girl playing a girl though
>>146302234It's a pretty great payoff if you do it for a long time.
>>146302380If you do long ERP sessions, you generally do them once every few weeks or so.
>>146302548
am i cute
>>146302616
they can't stop me from using land waker when their stupid asses wait too long
>>146302445
I honestly assume any new person I meet doesn't ERP unless it's stated somewhere by them.
>>146302697
You're a blueberry monstrosity.
>>146302656
Lies, slander, etc
>>146302808
Are you colourblind?
>>146302697
That's a weird looking catgirl
What face is that?
>>146301894
WHy wouldnt they though?
>blms use meteor
>tifa( a monk) used final heaven
Who are the most fuckable c@s on Balmung?
>>146302316
>you now realize mch is using LB3 on the boss while it's invulnerable
>>146302859
Looks pretty close. All those cat colours for moon cats are blue. They're not 'black.'
>tfw you realize you probably have terrible taste in romantic interests
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
>>146302892
Better question, most fuckable lizards
>>146300992
There's plate gauntlets and boots at level 60 (or level 50 if you can get ahold of the old soldiery gear but that's kind of annoying). The robe is also armored but it has a huge skirt (or whatever you call it, you can see it in the picture).
Sky pirate's not bad either. All of this stuff is dyable, metallic silver robes or robe-ish things might look a bit tacky but you can experiment.
>>146302358
Cute!
where do I go if I want to read other people's erp
asking for a friend
>>146302808
Oh, so you know more about me? Hybris much
Looking for cute and pure tanned/chococat to lovingly EB and protect on Balmung!
>>146302396
It's literally not even Teraflare, though.
SMN LB is Gigaflare.
>>146303129
seto to
>>146303123
It's just common knowledge that there are no girls on the internet.
>That feel when she nibbles your horn
>>146303129
You forgot "no catboys"
>>146302519
>>146302537
But there's too much to do in this game! I can't settle down with someone just yet.
>losing all three bladed steel jigs in one window
I fucking hate bullfrogs.
How do I get over the anxiety of playing a role other than dps?
>>146302548
B-But.
>>146303210
who are you talking to
>>146303129
I'm already EB'd, but I wish you luck in your quest, anon. Chococats are a cause worth fighting for. You'll find your dream cat one day!
>>146303015
>rock lizard having 2nd thoughts about cucking with squidward
lol
>>146302305
yeah sure, i'll be on the opposite side of the bench.
>>146301425
Fuck dude, if it actually looked decent, i'd settle for that too.
>>146303063
I'm aware. The only passable part of that set are the legs. The dress is trash and not even plate.
>>146303273
tank is basically don't die
healer is just don't let the tank die
it's so easy
>>146303207
Oh, yeah you are right. Than I'm a guy :^)
I wish I had the power to kill Paks and Ada. I'd serve a jail sentence as long as they died.
>>146303191
Seto is a rude ashcat now.
How can you upgrade from ps3 to ps4. I want to try doing that without putting in time in case it doesn't work
>>146303082
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t3otGTnf2N2gKaXSEXdTci5HwGdz1zAeIwR18VAGdKk/edit#gid=1045760247
i have this bookmarked from ages ago, it's the /d/ fc's logs
>>146300992
I know your pain
Off the top of my head, the law/Doman gear(now for hunt marks), Dreadwrym and ironworks sets have at least some armory aspects to them
>>146303391
I'm a guy too! Wanna rub our cocks together?
>>146303273
Just stick to DPS. Pressure free class comes with the tradeoff of long queues. Pretty worth imo
>>146303441
You people are fucking insane
>>146303273
>anxiety
There is none. There's actually more pressure as DPS because you wan't to push as much DPS as possible, where as tanks/healers can only DPS under the right conditions, and tanking/healing alone is already so easy.
>>146302882
Yea but they could've made some touches to make them look better, though you're right on the mnk and blm ones being fitting for the class, whm lb3 animation does lack luster though.
>>146303391
oh hey, i happen to be gay, what's your ign
>>146303494
Well I would like to but mine is like really really small
>>146301087
the reverse trap?
>>146303273
Learn the fight beforehand, healer and tank roles are all about knowing what to do fight wise and not so much class wise like dps is.
>>146303724
That's fine! As long as we do it passionately, it is guaranteed to feel good!
>>146304023
I dunno. I am really ashamed of the size and I don't even pee out of it
>>146302404
Right? The best shit takes four to six hours.
post
CHARACTER
AND
MUSIC!!!!!
>>146303680
Why don't you target SApPHIReEI, paks?
They posted like 50 times last thread
Did Rena and Lily break up?
>>146304235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkC6Xzztti8
>>146304191
what
>tfw was incredibly close to spending 600 dollars in 3 days at vegas to go to Vegas but i managed to resist the impulse ticket purchase
>tfw wake up the next day realizing what i was about to do
>>146304235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9APhg2BjcsFILTHY RATS
>>146304361
who
>>146304191
Your penis sounds weird, anon. Have you seen a doctor about it?
>>146304424
to go to the fanfest*
>>146304424
>600
My trip will be 400 max including the ticket. What's wrong with you
>>146304235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4EjjxxbOz0
The gears are in motion, my friends. My gut is turning my lunch into a nice, chunky shitpost ready for /xivg/s consumption. Look forward to it.
>>146304613
people may have expensive flights?
>>146304424
Imagine the Canadians going with our weak dollar. Rip wallet.
hello...
>>146304235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNsGT2Pjug8
>>146304613
>ticket
>plane
>food
>hotel
It's around that, i just don't like the game enough to do this, if i want to meet up with friends i can do it for much cheaper and on our own accord.
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>>146304773
fuck off you cuck
>>146304361
This isn't the place for this.
>>146304562
Yes, but he only stuck a metal thingy in me and said "Your vagina looks fine." Whatever that means
the only reason you want to go to fanfest is that you can fuck eachother gayly like repressed degenerates
>>146303492
Those are all still robes.
>>146304870
but I already went last year and no one fucked anyone
>>146304870
Last year we had a few 'gay' dudes awkwardly hanging out with each other not doing a thing and cringeworthy pose pics, surely this year will be a laugh too.
So, is this game dying?
>>146304870
anyone wanna frug
>>146304870
6 of my friends that went last year kind of regret going because we already met each other from before and the ticket's price was a rip-off and everything was done with a very low budget, you could see it.
>>146305149
i dont frug squids LOL
>>146305149
Oh, oh, pick me, pick me!
:3
>>146304851
Oh... Is your doctor an actual doctor? He sounds weird.
You know what, I'll actually pass on the penis rubbing. I'm a straight dude anyways.
Sorry. I'm sure your penis is fine though!
>>146305132
The only thing dying is me in this dungeon I'm so done
>>146304235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RM7MPrEdjw
Back to putting off grinding scrips.
>>146304626
Stop posting your character ALL the fucking TIME. Is it necessary for EVERY SINGLE POST TO have it
>tfw you finally finish your relic in 2 weeksjust to start another grind.
>>146305261
but what if they are cute in game and irl
>>146305281
show cock and butt
>>146305132
This game is already dead anon.
>>146304235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEFOMq075kA
so fucking hype for this album
>>146304827
im not one...
>>146305350
>>146305384
ok maybe
post wrists
>>146305350
Report him. Sargantas needs to go.
>>146305286
I think so. Okay will continue to stick things into the hole under my penis then. Thanks for worrying
>can't glamour the new DoL/DoH omni sets on DoM/DoW like we could back on 2.x
dammit, DoL hat looks nice.
I want tokissGordian Ramsay!
>>146305378
>finally finish your relic
>pic-related is only the 230 relic
Well, you are right about the grind, somewhat.Except you're actually still on the ride.
>>146305481
>>146305527
>this mad about them using avatars
>rocklizard gets a pass
Hmm...
>>146304235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V600EMCiBjk
>>146305350
Leave me alone I'm having fun!
>>146305743
i want this cat to fuck me senseless
if I'm parsing and I notice a DPS player in DF doing less damage than a tank, should I call them out on it? I mean, I don't want to be rude but holy fuck nigga how do can you not do more than 400 DPS at level 60?
>>146305717
Yeah I meant to say I finished the 230 step so now begins another grind.
>>146305743
How big is yourlance?
>>146305861
You will get reported for harassment and it's his sub so he plays the way he wants:^)
>>146305728
I hate rocklizard so much. It's like the minimum amount of shitposting you have to do for attention. Same dumb images with the same dumb words every fucking thread
>>146305861
go ahead and see what happens
>>146305861
what's the point of calling them out on it
they're not going to change, and you're never going to meet them again
>>146305861
Don't because they can report you for parsing, but if you do want to say something ask, "May I give you a suggestion, [insert shitty Slutglam wearing catgirl name here]?"
>>146304235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgVUipXiqOc
Male xaela looking for someone to EB on Balmung. i like video games and nerd shit idk
>>146305861
you can get banned for saying anything
seriously
>>146305861
As long as you don't mention specific numbers or give away that you're parsing, you'll be fine unless you're a dick about it. They'll probably still report you because MUH SUB though.
>>146305861
Every dps player that can't outdps the healer on lv 60 instances should hang themselves.
>>146305951
You should calm down there buddy.
Hating someone you've never even met isn't at all healthy.
Go get some sun, play the game, do something other than browse these threads.
>>146306071
are you gay or straight
>>146305767
Dearly hope you get banned for this shit.
>your posting is bad and shitting up the thread
>lol you mad?? u mad bro?? calm down u mad lol
>>146306127
I hate you so much, please don't respond to my posts
>>146304235
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uev2J_cBHjQ
hi xiv general im back
>>146306127
Never reported. Never chain-quoted. Equally as toxic. The bias is laughable.
>>146306216
hello
i forget who this was but i remember wanting to fuck you
>Name your character after popular character
>Make no attempt to even look like it
This is more annoying than the name itself
>>146306127
ironic
>>146305861
call them out and see what happens
>>146304235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8k_zq-WHMw
http://imgur.com/a/rJpXH
how many people have been using the yafemi caster chest for glamour or stats?
without the savage chest, its BiS i believe?
curious to maybe siwtch up from my usual glamour, but not sure if its over used right now.
also maybe try a new haircut?
>>146306305
how's that ironic?
rock lizard's nice as fug ingame, he doesn't get mad about people shitposting or anything
>>146305767
You sound autistic as fuck
I wonder what general you crawled out from and hope your dirt shows up soon
>>146305861
Whatever you do, don't say anything about using a parser to them. Notice what they're doing and offer to give suggestions and constructive criticism. If they don't listen or tell you to fuck off, either leave them be or vote dismiss for slowing down the run (which would technically fall under harassment). They're a lost cause if they don't improve.
>>146305878
Protip: if you have lots of leve allowances, use them. Spend an allowance on one of the areas where you can use a flying mount, initiate the leve once you're there and look for a blue chest. The chest has a 1/3 chance of appearing and it always contains an amber-encased vilekin, which can be traded for some crystal sand at a 1:1 exchange rate.
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>"do something other than browse these threads"
>rocklizard is here 24/7
lol
>>146306274
im a cute lizard but these screenshots are from way before i resubbed like 7 months ago lmao
>>146306375
It's better than penta-melded eikon chest and the lore chest is garbage.
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>>146306387
Sorry for ruining your thread I'll try to post less...
>>146306375
the only better chest is midan casting
I dont give a shit how nice someone is ingame. If youre befriending them then youre enabling this bipolar behavior.
lizards are worse than cats at this point
>>146306557
yes i knowtfw i lost your album of my xaela
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My in-game clock on PS4 ver keeps going up a minute every second. Anyone know how to fix this? My PS4 internal clock doesn't have this problem.
>>146306647
ignore cunts
>>146305861
>call them out
If you're not a sperg, simply encourage them to perform better.
>"Player, please pick up your slack, these encounters are holding us back"
>"Are you not feeling well, player? Your performance is lackluster"
If they sperg some shit about their subscription, kick them for harassment. If they remain silent and don't improve, kick them for harassment. If they say they're watching a video, kick them for harassment. If passive-aggressively perform even worse somehow, kick them for AFK.
If the vote is rejected, you have no choice but to leave or underperform youself.
>>146306790
ugly
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>>146306532
if you say anything, you will get reported.
>beautiful in game
so you're fake as fuck and pretending to be something you're not for attention because your personality is boring without your shitty gimmick
>>146306790
I would do anything to EB this catte
>>146306557
I remember you, I think you were a really creepy catboy at one time. Are you going to be joining any FC's
>>146306647
No you won't you're another malicious cunt who needs to get banned
You're unable to stop yourself and you will reply to this post
>>146306790
You ruined my plans.
catboy wieners are so big @_@
>>146306907
No as someone in the FC I can tell you that lizard isnt much better in person. I dont know why that small circle enables them
>>146306647
>I'll try to post less
>posts another screenshotI like you.
>>146304613
What are you doing, sharing a room with three other people and stealing food off the buffets?
