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Previous >>146285959
tracer
Roadhog/Junkrat OTP
post sprays
xth for waifu/SFM/lewd shitters are the biggest cancer of /owg/
>>146296054
>not even an Overwatch image in the OP
come on
WINKYFACE
When does ranked start
I didn't deserve this PotG
Phorsed Phiftee.
>>146296221
Next tuesday is patch day
>Simple geometry
What did he mean by this?
>Pick Torb on defense
>Team spam "I need armor" before the countdown even finishes
cut 25hp from widow/tracer and add it to zenyatta
>>146296287
"I'm going to shoot the arrow at the floor and bag a free kill now"
>>146296287
Multiple linear regression
>>146296176
>It's another episode of "Sniper doesn't suicide on the point to give his teammates a second or two of extra time to finish running from the spawn and retake the point"
>>146296313
cut 75 hp from widow and give it to bastion
>>146296297
It's just for fun
>>146296313
>Tracer can now get bodyshot by hanzo
Not everything needs to be nerfed you fucks
>>146296287
Hehheh skillshots!
Heh Hehheh sonic arrow!
>>146296336
>Hanzo gets POTG
>Me, about to get annoyed
>In the video a Genji runs up to him, starts deflecting in place, Hanzo stares at him, shoots at his feet when it ends, Genji dies
I COULDN'T EVEN BE MAD I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
To anyone who picks Zarya, you can only blame yourself for losing.
>>146296256
You deserved it in my opinion. The Rein was too retarded to not move aside and let the other see the projectile.
Does anyone here over lvl 30 play McCree?
H-How?
>>146296287
>McCreec counters Tracer!
Sorry, but that's just a fantasy scenario.
The ball is completely in Tracer's court in the Tracer v. McCree matchup. It's only by her dropping the ball that McCree can shut her down.
It's a simple matter of kill efficiency, mobility and range. Without flashbang, McCree needs to twoshot her. Since his shots are at 0.5s intervals, she got plenty of time to react to getting hit. Meanwhile, McCree can't mitigate getting hit and can be burned down in a second. McCree's only way of outplaying her is by hitting the flashbang, but unfortunately she has very little reason to stay within 10 units of him while he is looking at her.
At this point, S:76 is a better counter to Tracer, since at least his healing station and consistent long range damage lets him stay alive and burn her down at range after she's spent her cooldowns.
The hardest Tracer counters are Roadhog (no safe spacing for Tracer) and Torb (nigh-instant lock with turret and armor for days. Luckily very weak against every other hero in the game).
What McCree DOES do though is that he can stop Tracer from contesting the point by zoning her out. This is usually very valuable, but it won't help you in a scenario where their Tracer is on fire and literally murdering everything. She'll just murder you too.
>>146296187
Not as bad as shitters asking for everything to be nerfed every single thread.
>>146296176
Is the kid punch the best spray?
>>146296176
Is that roadhog spray a real life angry birds tie in?
>>146296054
BTFO
>>146296430
I thought Hanzo's bodyshots were 150 hp.
>>146296054
... the OP pic shows the HoTS forum...
>>146296474
Be good at aiming
Be aware of flankers
Don't use high noon ever
There ya go, my man.
>playing KotH on Lijiang
>enemy team has 3 tanks
>two of my team counter-pick with Reaper
>enemy Roadhog goes on rant about how Reaper is OP and has no counter
It keeps happening, guess Reaper is next after Zarya
pro tip: if its overtime and youre spawning switch off roadhog, zenyatta and mei and pick someone with mobility you buffoon
>>146296523
>swap to Shitmouse
>drop a trap
>lob a bomb
>she is dead
difficult especially when junkrat's so rarely played
also you are very clearly a bad butthurt McCree
>>146296636
>not using High noon to refresh FtH
It's like you want to encourage bad play.
>>146296543
Yes, check this out
How can other sprays even compete?
>>146296451
I realize you can left click people and fan still does 270 damage if you don't miss shots like a retard.
>>146296523
Games not a 1v1
Tracer having such a huge fear of what McCree can do to hear gives decent protection of supports considering Tracer's guns have crazy spread and really high falloff so if she's not getting close to McCree or her team at all she's greatly lowering her efficiency.
I've made a decision. No more healing for genji. Fuck that guy.
>>146296506
Hanzo needs his RoF nerfed to oblivion.
>>146296653
I sometimes use D.Va for that, she's underrated when it comes to turtling the fuck out of a game.
>>146296474
+50% accuracy or go home basically.
Feels good when you get damage amped and you now Mercy can hear hear every headshot you get.
>>146296506
What was that dash at the end?
Hated tracer at first, but my friend gave me some pointers and I played her nonstop for a week, now I'm at least not completely useless and I'm having fun with her.
Next I'd like to try genji, another <1h hero for me. Anyone got some tips n tricks? I often see people getting 3-4 kills in a row and he's a bitch to fight against, but the few times I tried it I got 2 kills per life max...
Mei is The Thing.
Soldier and Reaper are Solid and Liquid.
McCree is Clint Eastwood.
Genji is Raiden.
Symmetra and Torb are TF2 engie.
What else we have?
>>146296792
Tracer
>>146296792
Tracer.
I've decided, no more healing for genji. I'm fucking sick of that guy.
>>146296650
I can't keep reading KOTH as King of the hill, what does it mean?
>>146296474
Headshots and Patience. Fan flankers like Genji and Tracer, flash only if you are sure to get it.
Dont get too aggressive against tanks and wait for them to be weakened by your teammates. Always try to check flanks with someone else, not alone.
Use HighNoon to clear points and make path for your team, always make it last and never cancel it unless they are shooting at you, and even if thats the case shoot.
>>146296863
>Symmetra and Torb are TF2 engie.
No.
Pharah mains here? Post your accuracy.
i hate this ship but why does it have the best pics
>>146296928
King of the Hill, you're right.
>>146296942
around 120%
>>146296408
My K:D!
>finally have a close game
>the next ten are shitstomps one way or the other
>>146296765
Saying the words "Hanzo" and "nerf" anywhere in the same sentence should filter your sentence into "I have no idea how to play this game."
Yo hows my numbers looking?
>playing roadhog
>junkrat on the enemy team
>keeps trying to focus our mercy
>attempts to tire our mercy
>yell "WITNESS ME" in voice as I hook the tire
>die
TO VALHALLA
>>146297008
Spotted the weeb.
>>146296942
like 70
>>146296408
>Mfw mercy running back and if widow got on point and overtimed I could get 5 man res
>>146296176
What about the best spray?!
GAS ALL MEI PLAYERS
FUCK YOU CHING CHONG SHITTERS FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT
>>146296863
>mei is a hostile alien organism
makes too much sense
Why does mei need 200 ammo? might aswell remove reloading completely
>>146296913
As in you're sick of him spamming for heals on the other side of the map?
A Good Genji doesn't expect you to abandon the team just so you can heal his ass.
Good Genjis know where the health packs are.
>>146296952
Because it's cute.
>>146296765
>Hanzo needs to made completely useless
Okay there Riot
>>146297063
If you genuinely think Hanzo should be nerfed in anyway you're bad at this game. He's by far one of the worst characters on the roster.
Who the fuck counters a tracer who knows what they're doing? Can't hit that obnoxious cunt for shit.
>>146297079
I feel burning rage every time I death spectate a sniper, see DEFEAT screen come up and not even a second later see teammates running up to the point in slow-mo.
Devil, Valkyrie or Cobalt?
>>146296745
The game isn't 1v1, but you have to now your matchups when you need to shut down another player.
If I see a Roadhog on fire, I don't switch to Genji to shut him down, because I know that's an unfavorable matchup.
As for the "McCree can protect his team" thing, this isn't really accurate I feel. If anything, it's McCree who is lowering his efficiency since he's now stuck to the backlines to babysit his Mercy (remember, to shut her down you need to be within 10 units of her. If she's gunning for your Mercy, you need to be close enough to Mercy that you can roll+flashbang her when she attacks). Again, I think S:76 is better since he can both efficiently engage the frontlines and still be within range to threaten the Tracer.
>>146297147
>pssh, I dont need my team
>>146297025
>that fire with Reinhardt
>>146296928
I always think of Hoth every time I read it.
>>146297091
She's not fat, she's full of sexual energy.
>>146296863
let forced 50 kick in then report back to me cadet
>>146297207
>>146296932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnQdHlPpzjo
>>146297272
FUNNY WORD YOURE USING FOR FAT
GREASY
FATTY
>>146297207
Any cc
>>146297207
Build turret in a flank spot.
Watch as tracer has to use her ult to continue to play the game
Any beam character does well, I've seen Mei's fuck tracers up by just repeat shooting icicles at her until one taps her and she melts
http://www.strawpoll.me/10502897/
Important poll closing soon.
>>146297207
A smart winston
>>146297272
fatter than bacon
>>146296054
Winning games as Mercy seems an impossible feat today
Mei being on the enemy team invalidates my existence because my team completely ignores her and tries their very hardest to either be out of sight so I cant jump to them or too close for it to matter
But its not just Mei, people seem to think that because Mercys pistol does okay damage she'll be fine against that full health reaper, winston, reinhardt, etc
Like I swear on my life people Im healing have looked at the person attacking me and just continued on their way
>>146297158
>>146296952
>Mercy is a Lich who performs surgeries on people to turn them into abominations like Genji and Reaper to try and further Overwatch's cause
>doki doki moe desu pictures
ick
>>146297230
Of course you do.
There's no point in a Genji harass if the rest of the team isn't there to take advantage of the distraction.I don't trust any Genji player except for myself because you're not wrong in saying most Genjis are like that
Reminder that this is the official hierarchy of maps approved by the Jewking Kaplan himself.
>>146296636
>Don't use high noon ever
high noon is great for killing mercies
>Lucio's passive heal aura can nearly outpace Winston's damage
I know Winston is supposed to prioritize healers first anyway, but man it's annoying when you jump on a Hanzo/Widow and they take even longer to die than usual.
That aside Winston feels pretty fun to play despite his shortcomings. Don't know what to do with his ult though beyond using it as a distraction or popping it to not die.
>>146297212
Imp if you have a trap fetish
Devil otherwise
Amber in preparation for golden weapon
Valk if you like butch Norse women
>>146296745
>Tracer's guns have crazy spread
ebin meme
>>146297515
>>146297515
Only if he amps it up, otherwise you out DPS it, but hes a little harder to kill than other healers.
>>146297505
>any KotH map
>fun
Reminder that there are no I'm balanced characters
>>146297457
>>146296523
Why would a McCree go after Tracer without the bang up?
>she's not getting within ten feet of him if he does!
Well frankly then she's not going to kill him either. McCree still only takes two shots at midrange.
>Winston's jump pack does 50 damage
>Land right next to someone
>Majority of the time it doesn't do damage
What is this horse shit.
>>146297749
its not a flat 50, its up to 50
>>146297684
thats where you get the most kills and longest games tho
>111 kills as zarya
>tfw all lucio legendary skins are shit
Fuck.Synaesthesia best skin
>>146296430
She's tiny as fuck it's a fine adjustment. Fuck off tracer main tards.
>>146297505
how are Hanamura and Anubis poorly designed?
>>146297505
>Watchpoint Gibraltar
>well-designed when that last bend from hell exists with little room for flanking unless you're playing a specific hero
>>146296952
Because they're drawn by creative people instead of generic tumblr artists who just toss new hair on the same figures they use in every drawing.
Reinhardt nerfs when?
He's the most necessary hero in the game.
>>146297702
Pharah, 76, and Reaper are pretty balanced
>>146296765
you realize when he fires arrows that fast they do like 40 damage right?
>he doesnt go full gold with hanzo all day
AWOOOOOOOOOO
>koth
>losing first point
>idiot says in voice "gee i'm glad our whole team's doing something", etc.
>idiot leaves
>2 seconds later we cap
>2-0 opponents
Thoughts on solo q vs party q?
Solo q gets me extremely angry. I try to solo q a lot to get better but it seems like it's hard to practice anything when a lot of the crucial gameplay comes from working with others.
Queueing with others is not only more fun, but it's also a better place to practice and get better. I'd never solo queue if my friends were always online.
>>146297216
I'm also curious why in all these scenarios tracer dashes don't have a cooldown and people don't realize one well placed shot is pretty much all you need to make tracer use recall or have to run away
>>146297796
I play lots of torb.
I just think more people should learn how to play against things instead of screaming for nerfs all the time
>>146297684
can't handle a cheeky 99% loss in overtime?
>>146297794
Gold frog is fucking great, and auditiva > all.
>>146296848
Anyone..?
>almost all of Hanzo's lines change with his wolf skins
Fuck. Where are the special lines for Black/Bloodhardt?
>>146297175
Mada mada, weeb-san
>>146297819
personally I hate the 4 tiny doors that lead to the same slaughter house for attacking the 3rd check point
>>146296256
i liked your turret configuration, did you won that match?
>>146297894
>Soloq
Might as well uninstall.
>Party
6 stack is the only way this game is good.
>>146297951
Can't handle three Tracers keeping up the overtime for several minutes.
Also, environmental kills. Although those are my fault for not being gud.
>A snipers weakness is supposed to be close quarters combat
>One sniper gets an automatic rifle and the other gets an ability that can make an entire room a killzone or oneshot tanks that completely negate said weakness
Great
Where art thou scananon from previous thread
>>146297779
it never deals 50 damage this has been tested, it's extremely inconsistent
>>146297876
kys awoofag cancer
>>146297993
>retarded gold frog
>retarded blind visor and camo djpack
kek
>tfw the last 15 loot boxes have been greys/blue with nothing buy sprays and voice lines and duplicates
This is the most unrewarding experience I have ever had playing a multiplayer game
>Every hero in the game has it's counter heros
>Except Zarya
>Whos counter is literally pray your team wont shoot her shield or go full premade
No really, when is she getting nerfed?
>>146297842
Reinhardt is completely fine as a character, he has great strengths, but also some glaring weaknesses. If anything there should be more tanks that fill his kind of role in a different way
>>146298006
You're just memeing now son. It's okay to admit you're bad at the game. Not everyone can be good. The important thing is to accept it and start getting better.
Your first lesson could be actually playing Hanzo for five minutes and seeing how garbage he is compared to Widow.
>>146298004
>Hanzo gets multiple new lies with his legendary
>Reinhardt would only need one and yet he still says hammer down
>>146298095
>opinions
Mine > yours
>>146297842
Yeah lets nerf reinhardt and make attacking against projectile/sniper spam impossible
Did anybody see whats seagulls rank in PTR now?
Mercy mains WILL defend this.
>playing d.va
>defending last point
>ult is ready
>5 people capping the last point
>get killed right before I press Q
>they cap completely uncontested despite 4 people on my team being alive
>literally nobody bothers to jump on the point to give me enough time to respawn and ult
>by the time I can see the point we already lost
I fucking hate solo queue
>>146297842
if you nerf rein and zarya and winston and lucio and mercy you're going to get a shitfest of a game
>>146298095
>retarded gold frog
>Retarded (What the skin is)
go be a cock gobbling faglord somewhere else shit opinion man
>>146298004
>HAMMER DOWN
>has a giant axe
>>146298154
>He's not as good as the best hero in the game, that means he's shit
>>146298095
>blind visor
>not sweet shades that cover his disney pixar eyes and make him look like a badass
someone doesn't play lucio
>>146298095
Shit taste need not fucking apply.
>>146298117
Zarya is a tank. Tanks are countered by Reaper.
>>146296636
>not using high noon
Do you drink lead?
>>146298139
how do you fill the same role as reinhardt but in a different way?
>>146298016
Yeah, we did.
Someone mentioned in a thread way back that you shouldnt group your turrets up. You should use them like Sentries, and it's been working way better then stacking them. Spreading them out gives way more coverage and options too. I like it.
>Matchmaking: "Here play against 4 level 100+ when the highest level on your team is 51"
Haha well memed blizzard but Ill pass Ive lost enough today I really dont need a one sided massacre
>>146298206
I want using the word nerf to autofill the rest of the post with "disregard my shitter opinion, I suck cocks"
It'll be accurate 9 times out of 10
>>146298276
>>146298291
>>146298301
>>146298276
>>146298205
Bet you are all americans
>>146298051
Both of them ARE super weak in CCQ compared to other heroes. If you flank a sniper correctly and still lose in a 1v1 you're garbage. the worst case scenario should always be they run back to their team at 1hp and you're forced to heal up, poke, and wait for the next chance when they're alone.
>>146298287
How can it be an axe if it has no edge?
>>146298249
>1886 games
>1836 games as mercy
Are you a bot?
one for the collage
>>146298385
Bet you are from a country with shit taste.
>>146298371
If you're getting matched with high levels either you're doing very well or they suck. Levels are just time played. A no life shitter with a group can easily level up.
>>146298117
>What is Reaper and Reinhardt
>>146298385
>thinking lucio isn't american despite his incredibly american voice and nothing else even remotely hinting at him being a hue besides blizzard's diversity quota
back to your shithole retard LMAO
>>146298387
>Flank Hanzo
>He scatter arrows
>You die
>>146297917
Because Tracer is the flanker. She has the mobility to have the initiative. You have to assume she's not going to be dumb enough to burn all her dashes just to get close to her target. That kind of Tracer can be killed with literally anything.
And besides, my scenario does take running out of dashes into account. See my suggestion that S:76 currently is a bigger threat to Tracer since he can efficiently burn her down after she has spent all her cooldowns.
>>146297158
Reminder to always be there for your pet mercy
>>146296863
bastion is that robot from sonic adventure
>>146298385
Makes sense that your opinion is that trash if you're not.
>>146297505
>Kings row
>Choke point city snipers paradise
>Fun and well designed
Flash yourself
>Enemy Mei gets 9 votes
>Refuse to vote because fuck that fat bitch
>mfw hearing the guy beg on the mic as it slides across to the next screen
>>146298497
>Reinhardt counters Zarya
que?
>>146298387
Widow has a hook, a mine and a tiny as fuck hitbox that gets even smaller when she jumps. And her rifle can easily take out wounded enemies.
Some of this needs to be reworked. I personally would've preferred her having a bigger hitbox and 175 HP (along with Hanzo, maybe, although that's debatable).
>>146298249
I don't know how people do it. I play mercy when I want a 'break'
>>146298117
Mei, my friend.
>tfw you help the enemy team by throwing junkrats conc mine into them all the time
So how the fuck do you earn competitive points?
>>146297091
>>146297272
>>146297326
>>146297453
>when a Mercy revive hits you just right
tfw torb main and love temple of anubis
REEEEE
STOP
HATING THE MOST FUN DEFENSE MAP
>>146298338
AoE shielding
>>146298583
>>146298503
>>146298481
>muh disney pixar eyes
>muh black people
elitist faggots need not to apply
>>146297091
I would hate Mei less if she stopped talking in her disgusting language.
>>146298623
Do you even get anything for votes like bonus XP or something?
How do you feel about people playing while high?
Is it disrespectful the team?
>>146298721
>anubis
>fun
>get loot crate
>game crashes RIGHT when I click "open"
>start the game back up
>see this
fucking hell now I have to play this piece of shit
>>146298681
>tfw you keep the enemy Reinhardt off the payload over and over again with the mine
He must have been so pissed
>Get 4 man Mei ult
>Lining up first headshot
>Our Pharah uses her E and pushes all enemies out of my ult
>But if I ever even slightly mess up my wall once i never hear the end of it in chat
THICC
THICCCCCC
THIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>>146298721
There's only one fun thing to do on that map, and it's on defense point B
>Camp pillar near the entrance to B with Reaper
>Wait for enemy team to walk in
>Drop behind them and press Q
>>146297805
poorly placed chokepoints
So Zarya can deadlift or squat 512kg according to her spray... how much can Pharah squat and deadlift?
Y/n?
>>146298817
I swear it makes me a god damn torbjorne junkrat master when I do
>>146298830
>have to play
no you don't. Don't shit up the game with this faggot
>>146298338
Winston puts up shields in an area, DBA has a defense matrix and Zarya can shield herself and a teammate. All of those have cooldown though, d.va's shield doesn't have the greatest range and Zarya's only last a few seconds. Nerf Reinhardt and he becomes useless.
>>146297087
How did I get that one? I found it in my hero list earlier.
>>146297108
>Sole survivor of arctic research base and was discovered months later but couldn't explain what happened
>>146298249
i have an average of 1 elimination a game just by shooting at shitters who try to gank me, how does this guy have such a low amount? does he just decide to die without even drawing his gun?
>>146298780
Do you have literally anything worthwhile to say?
>>146298896
N.
Valkyrie is better
>>146298896
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>146298896
Get Imp
>>146296848
>Jump a lot
>rmb->melee->shift is a high burst animation cancel combo (deals +200 to 190 damage depending on how many stars hits the head).
>Practice leading lmb on heads.
>Exactly two health tabs or less = dash kills.
>Three health tabs or less = melee+dash kills
>Dragonblade takes practice to use properly. It deals 120 damage, so two hits is a kill. Just keep lmb pressed, the hitbox is fat as fuck and you are more likely to miss if you try to twitch aim the sword slashes.
>enemy has 3 torbs on numbani defense A in a triangular position
>our zen keeps using his ult in the side paths to save himself when he's being attacked instead of tanking all the turrets on the point
>lose
>ask him why doesn't he just play mercy then so at least you can revive us
>his dual queue partner screams "ZEN ISN'T THE PROBLEM, WE NEEDED HIM FOR DPS ON TURRETS"
>>146298990
imp is ugly
>>146298538
Cute
>>146298697
> gg ez
>>146298990
>liking traps
>>146298896
Get devil
>>146298923
I thought he meant with a new character.
>>146298848
Walls are easily seen and last a while, while something like Pharas conc just gets washed out in the chaos
>zenyatta
>healing widow
>reaper casually strolls up and starts shooting her
>she doesn't unscope and keeps look ahead
>obviously die to him 1v1
>see him stand behind her for a few seconds before blowing her head off in death cam
REMOVE WIDOWMAKER
>>146296054
Is it just me or does the sudden death in competitive mode heavily favour defence?
>>146298249
>17000 healing done in one game
>winrate above 50%
She's not a battle medic, despite having her gun.
>>146299038
You're ugly.
>>146299034
>Zen isn't the problem
Zen is always the problem. I wish Zenyatta was never made, he's just so fucking shit.
>>146299085
>lesbian
garbage
>>146296506
>mfw that tracer kill
killing a Tracer mid-dash is the most satisfying fucking thing
>tfw your boy 76 is officially meta now
sick nasty
>>146299179
The game itself favors defense.
>>146299085
>>146299129
Devil is equally trap-like.
>>146298896
Get sigrun.
Have any streamers or good players gotten high calibrations? I was watching tim's stream last night and he only calibrated at 56 when hes supposed to be """decent"""
And are there any good overwatch streamers yet? All of the current popular and blizzard sponsored streamers are garbage.
I already lost about 4 dollars on Activision Blizzard stock. Like 1 percent.
So much regret.
>>146298848
>pharah's using e for anything other than environmental kills or propelling themselves
>>146299251
>meta
>now
Can you leaguefags fuck off already?
>>146299179
>>146299261
the fuck are you dumb niggers talking about? it heavily favors offense
>>146299263
>>146298990
Makes her look like she has huge calves. Mirin'
>>146299141
That's a good question desu. Still don't think Reinhardt deserves a nerf, neither does Zarya or anyone else. Maybe Widowmaker because her kit just seems nuts as a sniper, but I haven't played much against good ones or as her to have a concrete opinion.
>>146296863
Road hog is sort of Lord humongous, the ayatollah of rock and rollah
Soldier 76 is sort of captain America played by Batman
Zenyatta mondatta was an album by the police from the olden days
Tracer is Dan Dare
Reaper is V
zarya is jo brand
Bastion is a cunt robot from cuntworks and only cunts play him
Jesse McCree! Let's talk about amputees for (You)s. Jesse has a mechanical arm. It's extremely sexy and cute, but I don't think anyone wants to fetishize him being an amputee the way some anon seems to want Pharah to be. Why do you think that is, /owg/? Do you think it's because Jesse McCree is a phenomenal and well rounded character with an incredibly plump and touchable soft backstory without having to have headcannons? I'll tell you my headcannon about Jesse McCree. McCree comes home to me every night; I've cleaned his house, drawn him a hot bath, and cooked him a wonderful meal that could satisfy any cowboy, and my bare ass is in the air for him to fan his hammer in at will. We're happily married and he never ever looks at Zarya. This is supported in game because Jesse says "Woah there" and the first letter of that sentence is the first letter of my name. Here are five fun and completely true facts about Jesse McCree!
1. McCree has six letters, and peacekeeper has six bullets!
2. Six shots is more than enough to kill anything that moves!
4. The golden gun kinda looks like shit!
1. It's still the cutest because it belongs to Jesse McCree!
>>146298896
No devil and imp are trash
>>146299274
Imp is like a tumblr trap
Devil is a high class, respectable trap
>>146299381
nah I'm staying thanks for asking though
>>146299447
The main problem are those horns. Ugly as fuck.
>>146299517
Roadhog is Immortan Joe, bro.
>>146298884
>Dem arms
>>146297707
>THICCCQ mercy
Dunno how to feel about this
Valkyrie > Devil > Sigrun > Imp
>>146296054
>politer word would have been 'messed with'
>>146299085
>Pharah
>Limbs
>Outside of her powersuit
uhhh anon?
>>146299517
>>146299586
Junkrat and Roadhog are both Mad Max rejects from their Bogan island convict resort.
>PTR doesn't have regions, it's just one big clusterfuck of Americans, Europeans and Asians playing together with 2/3rds having 160+ ping at all times
>>146299520
I hope McCree notices you soon.
>>146299216
I'm just mad because the one time he can be of great use is wasted on people who refuses to communicate with the team.
>>146299690
She clearly has the robo arms you dip.
>play support
>get flanked and die because no one has enough brain cells to turn around
>>146299263
>>146296997
reminder that blizz consider shitstomps good and desirable
>>146298884
> le "Pharah is amputee" meme
posting fresh OC
r8 & h8 pls , taking requests
>>146299650
who beats junkrat?
normally I go zarya to get free charge bc spam nades
>>146299680
Classic >>> Cobalt > Amber > Valkyrie > Sigrun > trash > re-colors > power gap > Devil > Imp
>>146299520
Why do I love reading these so much? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
