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http://www.dota2.com/international/announcement
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
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Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
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Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
>LAST THREAD:
>>146136793
>/d2g/ is there that one hero you cannot stop playing because it's the only way you can enjoy the game? Even if it has no synergy with your team, or it's a bad hero, or it fucks your team's lanes, whatever
>Who is it and why do you play it?
Greetings fellow Dota 2 players
who else ready for /bloodbath qualifers/ also known as EU open qualifers stream??
Why yes! I do play the superior multiplayer online battle arena Dota2!
>>146169383
I'm gonna watch ODPixel's Secret stream I guess. I don't care of Team Spirit and DiG? Those are the other two 'big name' Open Qual teams?
man i wish i was russian
Just a reminder for the gulag to tune into Grant's stream and watch him burst into tears as he casts EG getting knocked out of the qualifiers.
>>146169531
NA qualifiers wont start for a while though?
when do EG/Secret games start?
>>146169601
Who is this?
>>146169383
Is it going to be streamed on BTS?
What streams do I watch and when? o
>>146169610
Secret/EU: after 1 and a half hours
EG/NA: dunno, probably 5-6 hours into EU qualifiers
>>146169680
Dr. Cameron
>>146169691
ODreddit is streaming the secret games, grandgrant will probably stream NA/EG games
>>146169680
Liquiddota for tournament information.
Teach a man to fish etc.
>>146169680
.webm related
who wants to join the gulag shitstack we need 2 more players.
post steams pls
>>146169792
>ODreddit
Nobody's ever shouted us out more than ODPixel you disinfo agent
>>146169842
>n-need 2 more people to try get in eu open quals
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198049987785/
FUCK OFF CANCER
WHERE ARE MY FUCKIN HATS LA
>>146169803
>Liquiddota for tournament information.
>Teach a man to fish etc.
Thanks that was actually what I was going to ask next.
Man I wish we had some casters or players or streamers that were genuine d2g'ers
They steal all our memes, every time I start using new phrases like "relentless feeders", I see Cap using it in casts.... There was a couple others that I forgot...
fucking thieefs
>>146169904
literally fuck off back to r*ddit lardboy
>>146169842
>Post yfw gulag stacks knocks out Secret
Say my name
Where are we watching secret/eg?
whos ready for the wild RTC ride through the EU trenches?
got my beers ready, got snacks, shiiiet muafuarkur
it will be lit
Where the FUK ARE IS THA FUKKEN IMMORTAL CHEST II?!?
>>146170076
team assassin
>>146169980
no problem.
Check out other links in the OP too
>>146170076
the team killer
>>146170076
Literally Who
>>146170069
if you want to play you can
>terrorblade will be nerfed before TI6
wtf is wrong with dota queueing
whenever i lose and instantly requeue I never play against the people I just lost with, if they're in my game at all they're ALWAYS on my team
where are we gonna shitpost during secret games?
>>146170173
Others aren't helpful, only Liquiddota actually contained information on when, where and which opens would be streamed.
>>146170076
EG.Secret.EG.Secret Arteezy
REMINDER THAT TODAY IS THE DAY BOTH EG AND SECRET SCRUB OUT AND REDD LITERALLY D E M A N D S THAT VALVE CHANGE THE RULE THAT THEY FUCKING B E G G E D FOR TO KEEP PRO PLAYERS FROM GETTIN THEIR FEELINGS HURT
>>146170231
No time to play today, I would of
>demon on a team
>batrider chosen
>he might not play bat
The days of big plays batriders is dead.
Also ironic that the meta that beastmaster is finally popular that he isn't playing BM.
>>146170351
they get another chance on thurs even if they lose
>>146169328
this guys slaps your ass, wat do?
>>146170382
beast master meta also died
Reminder that EG got fucking pandered in the qualifier rules.
>Reminder that EG got fucking pandered in the qualifier rules.
'
Reminder that EG got fucking pandered in the qualifier rules.
>Reminder that EG got fucking pandered in the qualifier rules.
>>146170382
GENERAL plays Batrider from offlane a ton
>>146169273
what does this post have to do with dota 2?
>>146170463
pandered?
what do you think that word means?
>>146170382
>The days of big plays batriders is dead.
oh no what a shame
>>146170543
Pander | Definition of Pander by Merriam-Webster
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pander
>to do or provide what someone wants or demands even though it is not proper, good, or reasonable.
'someone wants' = PPD asking the rule change
>>146170543
While his grammar is fucked, and he should have written 'pandered to', he is right that FaceIt introduced some new rules to benefit EG
>>146170480
>>146170480
???
This guys is the best captain NA ever had.
occasional reminder that eg is reddit and we are reddit so we are eg
we're going to make it bros
I will post this every day until you like it!
>>146170645
>FaceIt introduced some new rules to benefit EG
What are these "rules?"
>>146170645
Hmm the way we phrase words in my native language is clearly affecting my line of thought when I write and *think* in English.
>>146169476
isn't kaipi participating too?
>secret get knocked out by a 4k shitstack
>EE and RTZ both kill eachother in a joint suicide
>>146170430
gank his wards
>>146170698
I'm rooting for EG only because S4 robbed Zai in ti5
Miracle- on party with bububu on stream right now!
come watch miracle play normal single draft
>>146170762
Kapi is irrelevant after Zai left
>>146170732
No "smurf" teams allowed.
Aka if you're already in the qualifier or an invite then you can't be playing in open qualifiers or you face consequences.
People are butthurt over a ruling that I saw weeks ago. It's also a ruling that makes sense.
>>146170480
The truth is that I lost my voice, I couldn't find the strength to lead. Each day weighed heavier and heavier upon me as I just never knew what to say. Our team competed for several weeks with fading leadership and direction. It showed in our matches that our teams focus was often scattered and many mistakes were made. Our team stagnated, our strategy stagnated and our morale stagnated. For one of the first times in my DotA career, I was speechless.
It is my greatest desire to be screaming my lungs out during TI6. I want to look back and say that I yelled as loud as I could and did everything I could to succeed. I want to be left speechless, not because of weakness, but because of strength.
"This is my kingdom come"
>>146170732
You can't smurf anymore.
In the previous open qualifiers teams were allowed to sign up under smurf accounts so they wouldn't be recognized by the teams they smurfed against.
This is now against the rules.
>>146170887
but they still got singsing
>china Open qualifier admin enable -wtf during a match
LMAO
>>146170928
Exactly: irrelevant
>>146170715
I don't like it, please post more
>>146170076
>go from EG to Secret
>EG wins DAC and TI5
>go from Secret to EG
>Secret wins the Shangai Major
>go from EG to Secret
>both teams implode upon themselves while EG gives birth to a dwarf star that has some potential
what happens if he goes from Secret to EG another time?
>>146170945
based Perfect World
>>146170890
>>146170912
How does this pander to EG more than it does any other team? If anything it's just common sense for that rule to be in play.
>>146170945
>getting baited by leddit
silly spy
>>146170861
>bububu
Yeah no thanks
WHICH HERO HAS THE MOST MASCULINE SMELLING GROIN?
Guess the hero
>>146171143
pit lord
>>146171143
riki
>>146170945
nice reddit filename
>>146171143
abaddon
>>146170861
>annoying cunt with no personality
yeah thanks for the tip my fellow reddittor
>>146171143
Bounty hunter.
need players for open qualis euro stack
post steam pls
>>146171143
>not building HOTD on riki
>>146171189
>>146171075
Its from VK, retards.
Secret in 1 hour
>>146171449
Eh?
I thought it was checkin in one hour, matches don't start for another after that.
>it's a dominate early then spend the rest of the game feeding episode
>>146171535
>it's a C9 episode
My favorite.
Most overused words in Dota 2
1: greedy
2: [so] good
3: strong
>>146171494
Well fuck I was excited to catch the first game but I have to leave for work soon...
>>146171630
>tempo
in b4 jimmies team loses in the qualifiers
>>146171535
>broodmother
>bounty hunter
>undying
>>146171630
literally none of those are used unless you mean casters or something
What is it about the carry role that attracts such dunning-kruger do-no-wrong faggots who are never EVER a factor in a team's defeat?
I don't get it.
Are TNC relevant? I feel like I've seen them before.
>>146171614
I miss the old C9
>>146171809
our guy Jimmy is playing with them so that makes them relevant enough
>>146171789
The top streamers are RTZ, EE etc. retarded carry-core monkeys that are really fucking *toxic* - how RTZ gives up easily and rages from the little thing and same with EE, they try to ape their epic 'throws' (which is excuse for their garbage play)
thats it
twitch culture cancer
>>146171789
easiest braindead role, literally just hit creeps and then kill people so its not hard to end up with a good score and think you did well when you actually played like shit and lost
>>146171809
Relevant outside of SEA?
No.
They're somewhat of the bigger teams in SEA though I think and they have Jimmy.
>>146171789
It's true though, they play the fucking autopilot role that has no dynamics. It's no more their fault than the lane creeps' fault if the people actually playing Dota don't utilize them well.
>>146171630
win condtion
tempo controller
>>146172024
Where the fuck did this bullshit even come from?
I hear it in Snorestone too.
>>146172140
who's the asian in the middle?
silly doturds :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
1ST FOR BREXIT LADS
>>146171630
Online/come online
dumb doturds, don't you want to face secrekt in the open qualis and meme on them?
you can literally play with a shitstack and win with /d2g/ memes we just want doturds to play with us right now.
Don't be silly and miss this primetime opportunity to snipe some losers trying to get to TI.
https://www.faceit.com/en/teams/cb677baa-0cc2-4c67-814a-7947d089e4ee
>>146172182
Irrelevant.
>>146172234
good lad
>>146172140
Which one? There's Merlini next to Aui.
I think fear(?) in bottom left and then fluff next to jimmy.
>tfw know no sports icons or actors
>know all the dota people
I'm hopeless.
>SILENCER 3.0 AGILITY GAIN PER LEVEL
So, what did Icefrog mean by that?
>>146172280
>gulagititians can not even form a 5 stack because no one here plays the game
NO WONDER YOU ALL GET SO FUCKING TRIGGERED BY BLOGPOSTING
>>146172132
Well its somewhat grounded in hearthstone. When you play your molten giants as handlock youve reached your win condition. What the fuck does it mean in dota? When you get 6 slotted youve reached your win condition?
>>146172370
I don't think that's fluff
>This BTS stream
Good thing your eyes can't see over 20 fps amirite xd
>>146172403
Remember the age-old question /d2g/ used to be asked "how high would a hero's stats need to be if they had NO abilities"?
>>146172432
i blogpost sometimes idk what youre talking about
either join us or be silly
>>146172432
I cant play qualis because im not a NEET and have an actual life to attend to
>>146172132
Valves marketing department wanted buzzwords for normies
since they dont play dota they probably copied whatever they found
>>146172280
do i have to be good?
>>146172589
>gulagite
>good
Choose one.
>>146172403
>Silencer has higher gain of each stat than Viper
>Orb for free harass as well
>Permanent stat steal
>Lots of viable items to build
Why isn't he played more?
>>146172589
Above 2k
>>146172672
Subvocalizers cant into silencer
>>146172589
not at all thats why were a shitstack and were gonna tempo control our hyper carry to our win condition
i won six games in a row as dp and I will continue to do so and none of you'all can stop me how does that make you feel?
>>146172589
post steam~
>>146172763
Pretty good
>>146172763
build a blade mail and meme on you
>>146172763
>you'all
nothing i can do to you would be worse than what you have already done to yourself
jimbo isn't going to make it u_u
>>146172873
baiting for this excact response
>>146172921
B A S E D
Which hero is Jimmy playing
>>146172832
I can't, I'm too shy.
I shouldn't have asked in the first place
>>146172902
is he feeding again?
just got home
>>146172672
Viper is actually durable and can prevent enemies from just walking away from him. He also makes enemies dogshit at rightclicking until he's dealt with.
>>146172902
Its his own fault for not controlling the tempo well enough to reach his win condition
>>146173035
The one with 'Demon' above it's head
>>146173063
>mfw unable to actually add anyone in Steam or use any social medias because nervous, scared and shy.
>>146172280
What happens if we accidentally win too much and nobody can actually attend TI?
>>146172672
literally no stun
>>146172280
Isn't the EU qualifiers full though?
>>146173270
second qualifer.
>>146172902
Suddenly TNC is in this game, still nailbiting and might see Jimmy fall out of this game.
The Jugg isn't big impact enough.
>have jimmy on your team
>give him a hero that allows him to feed
BRAVO
>>146172672
>>Lots of viable items to build
You mean no items are any worse on him than others.
>>146173063
>>146173147
Literally nothing will happen if you post your steam or add someone else.. Just be yourself, get some confidence and post it! Or ask someone else to post theirs so you can play video games or talk or watch games together!
So lemme get this straight
This is 2 phase qualifier.
If you lose one game in 1 qualifier
you are out of that
but you can still try in the 2nd phase
and if you lose at that part of Open Qualifier, one game, you are out?
>>146173147
I know... I delete everyone i add for no reason
>>146173449
yup
Postrare Artours
http://steamcommunity.com/id/awesomelotus/
Go go need 2 more
>teammate picks WR/Tinker/Rubick/Enchantress/Phoenix/QoP
>>146173547
yummy
WHO IS READY FOR SOME PUNISHED ARTOUR RAMPAGES
>>146173547
Not really rare, but still one of the best
>red was in the last thread
HEY IF YOU'RE HERE THANKS FOR TAKING MY REQUEST
We all know who's gonna win this shit
Just give them the prize
WHO TAKES ITI would say DB, but retards kicked based Pingvincek for this piece of shit BabyKnight
>>146173423
I mean compared to previous versions, you can build maelstorm for waveclear for example now, dominator for whatever reason, pike is great on him too. Same goes for Viper after the UAM removal.
How much hero damage
is too much hero damage?
>>146173656
I suppose any team that is mad enough to survive EU or CN qualifiers will go top5 minimum TI.
Those qualifiers are such furnace even hell pales next to it
>>146173676
My boy got this
>>146173676
polarity secret, spirit, kaipi and maybe fantastic five are the top contenders
>be you
>pick your hero
>team picks their heros
>go to lane
>that FUCKING horn again
>...
>...
>...
>FIRST BLOOD!
What's the first voice line that comes to mind?
>>146173676
I would love to see PGG make it into semis and then get drunk and pass out midgame.
On topic, probably secret.
Secret and EG were only trash at the last Major because they never got to play any games before it. What if the open qualifier fixes that shit?
You know what's back on the menu boys
I want a pet Luna
>>146173770
>have i got jizz in me chins?
>>146173758
SPOILER THAT SHIT!!!I'm trying to do no fap
>>146173829
BUT SECRET AND EG HAVENT PLAYED ANY FUCKING GAMES (they had played some before Major) BEFORE QUALS
???
THEY GON GET BTFO (except EG, fucking D R I N K I N G B O Y S and No Smurf Rule)
>>146173829
It actually will help. I don't doubt EG making it through, and even Secret may pick up the pace during qualifiers and actually make it ti TI.
>>146173832
When did the real ppd get replaced by a robot?
>>146173832
Mexican penises? What do Americans even eat besides burgers and their southern neighbours' genitals?
>>146173887
You're going to look pretty fucking stupid when it turns out that DB have been practicing really fucking hard and stomp the qualifiers you know.
Have EG and secret been practicing hard? Nope, they've been yelling and blogging about it, not practicing.
Team secret intentionally wants to lose so they can disband since they are trapped in a contract that says they can't stream on twitch
>>146173915
Secret has near 0% chance to make it through.
EMPIRE was invited to Regional Quals.
Classic Jimmy
QUICK ANYBODY POST STEAM WE NEED YOU FOR OUR SHITSTACK PLS NOW HELP
EG gonna win bruhs
>>146173835
I want to be Luna's pet
being Jimmy must be suffering lmao
Rip jimmy brahs
When are the good teams playing ?
>>146174048
what is this meme
the reason secret and eg aren't in regional qualifiers is because of roster locks.
Who is the best offlaner?
>>146174130
August 3
How am I expected to upgrade my MMR if no matter how well I play I can not win because my team mates are feeding or playing downright bad? Im 700 MMR but it just feels like no matter what I do, whether i am a support, carry, or late game hard carry, no matter what I press on the keyboard, no matter what heroes I counter, I dont win because Ive got a retarded Riki going 1 v 5, or a CM asking an Ursa to buy wards... how am I expected to upgrade my MMR and play with better people if literally everything I do doesnt matter?
Didn't Jimmy say he was going to retire earlier this year?
Is this just some 'one last shot' sorta thing or could he not find a real job?
>>146174146
Universe from TI 4 to Manila
>NEETS surprised other people have responsibilities and you can't organize a qualifier stack at the last minute
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP BOYS
they need to get BoT 2 up on jugg so bat can go smoke gank and kill some nerds with the omnislash
>>146174132
The point was that EMPIRE to whom Secret has lost 90% of their maps is against them later, even if Secret make it RQ.
This matchup is like OG - Na'Vi, Na'Vi has won a series against OG sometime last year dude
>>146174226
>responsibilities
>in /d2g/
normies get out
Wait, that demon on TNC, is it the demon that used to be on Liquid way back when?
>>146174242
2 slots thought :^)
desu i give secret 50% of getting one of them, and EG 95% provided they dont fall flat in open qualifiers
That jug is nearly 6 slotted its almost impossible to lose with a 6s jug
COME ON JIMMY YOU CAN DO IT!!
>>146174202
Retire if his teams didn't perform this year.
Peru was supposed to be his last try but then he ended up on SEA I guess for TI.
Which hero is the most TOLKIEN-ESQUE, dotards?
LESNAR POSTER WAS RIGHT JIMMY DOUBTED THE TERRORBLADE PICK
>>146174379
It's not impossible when your puck is a retard though.
Poor jimmy. He has one more chance I guess.
>>146174379
?
jugg is a shit lategame hero
whats a jugg gonna do vs a terrorblade?
lul
The real problem however is the venge pick
venge is an awful hero, you should reall ynot pick her
>>146174064
I would but I'm from Terra Australis.
THEY'RE BOTH SO BAD
>>146173547
Anyone got the original? I cropped this for Steam and lost the other lel
can these fucking casters stop saying its gg only to have to swallowing their own words everytime
just
fucking
watch
the
game
stop applying 3 k logic
>Radiant creeps carrying the team
>>146173549pls join my shitstack for NA qualifiers then, my team left me alone, for our dream
http://steamcommunity.com/id/awesomelotus/
When are the Veggies playing?
Jimmy and senpai still got dis
>that net worth graph
JUST
U
S
T
>>146174736
that dp lost them the game by backing up too soon
>>146174754
>Juggernaut still has blink dagger
"6 slotted" at 58 minutes
yeah no, he needs an abyssal or satanic, sell the blink dagger the game isn't going to be decided by a blink at this point
>rush aghs on lich
>throw 2 ults on golem
>get kills everyone dire walks by their ancient
>mfw people still fall for this
>completely denying dire of their own right side of the map
>>146174963
that blink is doing so much faggot he doesnt have 775 range like the tb has, if he drops blink then he NEEDS a lassoed target right next to him or BoT 2 onto an initating hero to close the gaps but thats way easier with a blink
>>146174317
Maybe one day, anon
>>146175012
They get review-bombed every time the community throws a tantrum about something. I'm surprised it isn't lower.
QUICK SOMEONE POST THE JIMMY THE PURSE SNATCHER GIF
mkb vs no evasion
bkb vs no stuns
consumed moonshard
fucking weird TB build
>>146174963
He's using it to splitpush.
And... It's working against them.
>Kaci Aitchison
fuck. rather slacks desu
>>146174667
sent ;)
>>146175065
How about today?
>>146173547
rtz looks like someone i can curbstomp in a fight
and this coming from a guy that havent had a fist fight since high school
What the fuck is this Tide doing
>>146175046
>>146175123
Yeah it's really kicking ass that he does Dick for Damage at this point in the game. It is way too fucking late to not have another damage item, he isn't hitting hard and no one fears him.
>>146175012
it used to be 3.8 or 4.2 during the second diretide shit storm
I can't play Dota 2 anymore because of Overwatch.
Every match is a dice roll to see if you get paired with actual normal players or the biggest fucking morons in the world.
And then you have to stay with them for 30 - 60 minutes.
But in Overwatch you can just quit the match instantly after 10 minutes. My day is never ruined.
>>146175167
are you gay
>sea dota
>>146175207
>dont have blink
>dont ever close gap
>b-but muh dmg BATRIDEEER INITIATE FOR ME AGAINST ORACLE AND TIDE xd
SEA DOTA BEST DOTA
>>146174827
I think Mag plays WAY too safe, he could get way more out of his lane over half of his games.
>>146175239
I'm calling your boss, the company gains NOTHING if the posts you make for them are transparently obvious.
CAN OD PIXEL FUCKING START THE STREAMCAN OD PIXEL FUCKING START THE STREAM
who ready
fuck lysander is so fucking obnoxious holy shit I usually call pro players thin-skinned about getting critizised by casters but fuck man this guy is 'oh noing, gging, LNMAO dont do THAT obviously getting caught is that like lmo sea sea xd'
>this fucking game
how will anyone be able to stop the SEA teams?
This has to be it
F
>>146175304
Yep he did so well because he could blink omni spin! AND KILL NO ONE EVER BUT HE COULD BLINK
>be puck
>have the most QUESTIONABLE PUCK DECISIONS
Makes jimmy dota seem like the safest player.
>>146175360
Games don't even start for an hour
>>146175239
It's not a bad argument desu. I play Rocket League when I can't commit 40 minutes.
>Jimmy
JUST
>NO GG
L M A O
M
A
O
This BTS stream is SO SHIIIIEEEET
>be jimbo
>play in SEA for easy games
>lose
jimbo world tour continues
WHOS READY?
That was the worst game of Dota I've ever seen being played for an actual prize.
Wasn't kuku literally the Sumail of SEA not even 6 months ago?
What happened?
odpixel stream started
Dota needs a surrender button.
Let's face it, memeback doesn't exist any more and for the games where the enemy team throws away 40k gold leads is extremely rare unless you are in the potato bracket.
Agree (Logical, upstanding Dota player opinion) or Disagree (AKA agree with Reddit)?
>>146175570
Jimmy happened
WHAT IS THAT FUCKING AUTISTIC GAP
BETWEEN SHEEVER AND ODPIXEL
THIS IS NOT HOW FRIENDS
LET ALONE LOVERS SIT
IN SOFAT
>>146175518
someone edit this to look like the snake is that nigs penis
>>146175562
Aren't the NA games like in 10 hours?
>>146175570
Jimmy showed up and showed the Seamonkey's his shitty ass plays were still better than SEA's best
>some listened to the tb poster and picked tb
>knocked out demons stack
Jimmy Hoe best Hoe
so still 1 more hour?EU open qualifier
>>146175570
Jimmy happened
I hope Secret loses their first game so I don't have to watch this shit more
>>146175692
Fucking kek lesnarposter confirmed for God Tasteless
>>146175605
listen
after you've fucked a gal
you can sit however you like with her
and if you enjoy some personal space between you
thats ok too
So ODPixel and Sheever randomly together on his private stream?
Is no diggity in the open qualis too? They have a series in 3 hours
>>146175404
implying he wasn't right, that game was full of retarded SEA decisionmaking
I haven't played Clinkz in a while, what's the new premier item build?
>>146175767
They're dating, anon
>>146175767
>randomly together
You don't know, do you?
>>146175757
>secret losing their first game
>>146175767
theyve been fucking since like TI5 newfriend
>>146175767they fug :DDD
>>146175749
cute~
>>146175783
They were invited to the EU qualifiers
i told you hombres
i told you about terrorblade
>>146175807
ring of repick
I am actually happy for our guy Owen. Job, steady income, dutch goddess.
>>146175603
>i know how I'll get people to agree with me, I'll say the other option is reddit! No one will ever know!
>Be new to Dota
>Placed in 2.3k
>Watch friend play CM in 5k
>Riki support is banned every game or picked
>Amazing ward/dewarding potential, teamfight
>Get hyped
>Read guide
>"Throughout the game, keep ganking mid with your smoke and get kills, get wards from your team and use them for map control while rushing diffusal blade
>Start game
>5 carries
>Gank mid but shadow fiend is fucking useless and does nothing to a Sven
>My team wont get me wards so I buy my own
>40 minutes, I bought all the wards so all I have are boots
>My team is yelling at me for having no items and calling me noob shit
????????
>>146175883
what if the enemy accidentally drafts something that's good against him?
>>146175807
armlet blink radiance
is OD back in Britain or what
>>146175807
orchid aghanims octarine bkb
you don't actually need more than 1 point wex to go alacrity + cold snap out of ghost walk
>>146175749
Why not? Whats the matter anon?
What went wrong?
>ODP literally setting everything up for a dramatic Secret failure as much as possible
I love him Tbh
>>146175924
Isn't sheever like 30 already, what the hell is his plan?
>noob teams rekt=0
and it's gonna stay that way, Owen
>OD with his feet out
>>146175973
THEY WERE THE PROMISED TEAM
BUT NO
FUCK
>>146175973
>tfw it turns out this was actually the best secret team
>>146175767
They live together.
>>146175973
too much hype
Just like Team DK
>>146175994
hump'em and dump'em
>>146175934
You gotta play supports that can play on their own, man.
Something like Bane or Lion are top tier supports at 2k. Also Mirana.
>>146175934
slut
ur shit
git
gud
Post ppd
what would lesnar do if terrorblade gets banned?
Is Riki support an actual viable thing in pubs? or is this only viable in top CM premades?
>>146176068
What about bounty
I like being invisible because SEA pinoys never buy dust
>>146175973
They were the best.
>NOOB TEAMS REKT: 0
This stream will be awfully quiet when Secret get fucking trashed lol
>>146176037
>>146175973
S4 is bad.
BAD
A
D
ogre magi
earthshaker
faceless void
>>146176046
My god I can't imagine how that might be
Do they meme while fugging? Does Sheever roleplay as LC while OD roleplays as slark or something
>>146176147
He's exaggerating it too hard, he definitely expects them to be BTFO.
FUCKING SOMEONE POST PUNISHED ARTOUR
FOR ITS FUCKING TIME FOR REDEMPTION
Have your fun while you still can, haters
S W N L
>>146176242
I'd pay to watch that
>>146175934
>play on my old 2k new to dota acc
>decide to try ranked 2k
>mute team
>go safelane
>win because I can actually farm creeps
Now that jimmy dream is dead for the day, time to watch EU and ODpixel for the dank memes.
BASED GLEN
>>146175767
lad...I'm sorry to break this to you, but she's been geting dicked down by big owen for ages now
SECRET VS DAUNA TIMA
GIVE DAUNA YOUR ENERGY \o/
So is owen gonna creampie sheever on stream for every game secret wins?
Why does Jakiro have a 52% winrate compared to Lion's 48%, who is the better hero?
Should Zai have joined Secret instead of EG?
>>146176330me too
SECRET STARTING, GET IN HERE LADS
SECRET VS DAUNA TIMA LETS GO
>>146175874
Not cute!
>>146175970
Nothing. I'll stop posting now.
Who is secret going to possibly lose to in open qualifiers? loo
l
Blubula thgough
>>146176387
He did, it was awful.
>>146176335
but SEAfags literally pick 5 carries and cry WHERE SUPPORT NOOP LA
I gotta actually ward myself
I can't wait for some serious cheese
He knows their game is up.
>>146176387
Didn't work out so well the last time.
SECRET
VS
DAUNA TIMA
GOAT
>>146175934
This is what you do:
>Practice last hits until you have it down to an art with each specific hero you wish to play
>Practice item toggles/reaction times with blink/orchid/euls
>Watch player perspective of pro player or top pub player games consistently, noting their position, ward placement, apm and map awareness
>When confident you have all down to a striking similarity start spamming your best heroes in ranked, it doesn't matter about first pick because the main difference in lower brackets is skill difference, not draft difference.
>Spam as much games as possible, aiming to ever improve your reaction times, apm, map awareness and decision making skills
There you go, you wont be in 2k bracket any more.
who the fuck is dauna tima
So how does this work? Secret has to trash teams until they're the last ones standing? One loss and they're out?
>>146176046
Imagine if they had a kid
it would be 6'3 by the time it hits puberty
>>146176323
Why is this so goddamn scary
Literally el classico
WHEN IS SHITREKT?
>>146176508
I think I can have a really good winrate playing slark but I just feel so dirty
what counters him?
he feels broekn honestly
>>146176554
There are 2 open qualifiers so they can join the second one if they lose.
>>146176554
1024 teams. secret has to win 10 series in a row to get to real qualifiers.
it's BO1's until semi-finals
>>146176554
Yes, when they lose they have to do it again on Thursday though.
secret vs a shitter stack, this should be fun
>>146176605
now @ odshitzel twitch
>>146176101
The duo is back.
>>146176554
One loss and theyre out this round but they can try again next round i think tomorrow.
>>146176570
First he came for your mmr... now hes coming for your teams
>>146176531
Team that's run by a person with Down syndrome
>>146176410
But what if i wanna talk to you anon?
I don't think sheever is particularly handsome. Not bad looking either.
But I honestly envy ODpixel. Broadcasting a huge "hey guys I slam my dick inside the only relevant girl in the dota scene" to everyone. Must feel nice. Releasing his thick load deep inside that amazonian girl and being certain everyone knows you do.
Must feel really nice.
>>146175767
>ODpixel
>he gets to kiss her
>he gets to smell her sweaty ass
>he gets to worship these big beautiful tender feet
>he gets to listen to her epic three minute pissing marathons
>he gets to know the shade of pink her pussy and asshole are firsthand
>are you ok anon? When I said I was bringing a friend along to dinner I meant boyfriend
WHO /daunatima/ HERE?!
>HE ONLY PLAYS CUSTOM GAMES.
FYI dauna tima = down syndrome team
>>146175115
Jugg built butterfly you retard. Puck has annoying CC.
>>146176726
oldwarx here asks me anything
are dauna tima our guys?
>>146176765
So "downie team"? What language?
>only plays custom games
What if secret gets eliminated by a team carried by a custom game only player?
>>146176761
says the king of unranked trench blogging
>Arteezy is about to play mid against a 1.3k player
hehe
>>146176619
Meepo, Naga, Tinker.
If you are skilled enough with each hero you should be able to singlehandedly carry your games.
>>146176830
russian
>be dauna tima
>just a stack of 2-3k friends
>join TI qualifiers for fun
>get secret in first round
>get bullied in front of 15 thousand people
>curtain
>1k stack vs secret
lmao this gonna be good
>>146176830
bosnian lmao
>>146176863
I'm not playing in TI 6 qualifiers you silly nonce.
>female dota casters
Will RTZ win?
>>146173456
i literally make a new steam account every time someone messages me
>>146176726
Post papech
>>146176845
>>146176870
>>146176918
>>146176923
Secret once again gets the easy group
OPPA DENDI
so sheever and od are living together?
>this fucking learning-to-play stack
>>146176806
What's on her face?
>>146176940
I want a double tit job so bad suddenly...
>>146176940
I would desu.
>dendi smurfing
>that one guy that changed his name to pizdec after he found out OD was looking them up
lel
>sheever is probably leaking Owen's seed into her underwear right now on stream
>>146176468
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>146176960
RTZ dropping the ball would be fucking hilarious
If secret lose this game is it the end of all of their careers?
How many crying Wojaks are there gonna be when Secret and EG make it through Qualifiers and say fuck you to Reddit's carebear rules?
>talentless cunts casting Secret on BTS stream
BRAVO
>>146176973
He reminds me a little of a younger Bill Burr
>>146176940
THANKS LD.
>ODPixel is casting Secret's Open Qualifier games
>With Sheever
Based manlet slamming that nordic pussy every day
Looks like it's gonna be a long time before Secret is against anyone even somewhat competent
>>146177087
/ODpixel you dumb cunt
>>146176940
>tfw I kinda like llama
Cute jewesses are my soft spot sorry guys, being surrounded by slavic girls does that to you
>>146177087
Real stream:
twitch
.tv/odpixel
>>146176940
>LD
>Godz
>Tobi
>OD
>Blitz
not like the guys are particularly handsome
i can literally only think of Cap who's good looking
THE LINA IS SHITREKT
>>146177117
>Sheever
>Nordic
Kill u'reself
those socks better come off
>>146177117
OD is taller than Sheever isn't he?
>having mad fun in low priority
>executing really well, winning the games dad
>suddenly 2 party members leave
>immediately get a chink sven
>22 minutes into the game chink sven has brown boots and drum with no quelling blade
>walks down lanes feeding repeatedly
>abandon game at the point that i have 9 kills and the rest of my team has 8 at 30 minutes
why does it always have to end?
>"My hands are shaking"
LMAO
>>146177167
I wanna fuck that Llama's down under
>>146176940
>female
NOT BUYING IT
>furion vs rtz
holy fuck if he loses
>arteezy ember safelane
did he give up mid?
If secret loses even just a one game they are out of TI, true?
Our boys are playing
>level 1 sprout
>this is a 1k pudge
>tfw you will never cast a game of dota with the scent of sheevers lewd unwashed pussy filling your nostrils
>tfw she will never gove you a footjob for a good cast
:(
>>146177117
>Nether"HOLLAND"lands
>Nordic
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
JUST GG OUT ALREADY YOU DUMB 1K FUCKS THIS IS SO FUCKING OVER
>>146177285
No, it's 'effectively' double elimination (not quite)
How mad is Bulldog gonna be watching someone who has no idea how to play NP
>>146177285
There are two open qualifiers.
Who can stop him?
>RTZ PLAYING AGAINST 1K TRASH
>NP LEVEL 1 WITH SPROUT
>PUDGE TRYING TO MANFIGHT A DP
LMAO
YOU
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
I was gone, is OD banging Sheever confirmed?
Are the the Sheeverfags gonna shut up now?
>>146177365
>bulldog
>mad
?
Envy is mid now?
POST PAPECH
isnt this bad for secret?
what would have if after they face these 1k shitters they get a 7k+ stack from out of nowhere in their next game
1k mmr dota
>Secret is forced to kill low level people that just wanted to play
>have to watch this embarrassment of games
just let the 1ks vs each other and put the real teams vs each other
>>146177409
Sheever is pure.
Why would she be attracted to toddlers, she's not Nicole Aniston.
>>146177482
7k stacks aren't on the level of pros m8
Reminder that Secret, VG, and EG are just gonna steamroll the 12 teams in front of them and this roster lock rule will have been completely pointless
>>146177409
>Sheeverfags
There is only one Sheeverfag in /d2g/ - it's Owen himself
My god these idiots will never gg out. This must be the punishment everyone was talking about, playing aganist hordes of russians
Is anyone who isn't annoying as fuck casting the secret games in english?
>>146177503
Yeah but if they do that then 1k teams will make it to the BO3 playoffs
>SECRET SMOKE
FUCKING
TRYHARDS
GET THE FUCK OUT
Oh my god just end it now this is fucking embarrassing to watch.
>>146177536
I know but what if they get complacent and cheesed?
>>146177503
They do. This is the open qualifier with the shit teams. The main qualifier has invited the good teams already.
Downie Team are literally streamsniping without recourse.
>>146177409
People have known about this for almost a year, it doesn't matter.
Was Shivas Guard named after Sheever?
>>146177559
This is what low prio is like for pro players.
>change team
>valve sends secret to low prio qualifiers
lel
Secret is making Daunichi look how OG would make Secret look.
>>146177563
No.
I used to cast and wasn't a memespouting faggot
got like 20 viewers a game and 10 of them would spam twitchchat telling me to kill myself
fuck helping this community
AHAHAH EI VITTU
WHAT FUCKING DOTA
HOLY FUCKING GARBAGE HELL
THIS IS LIKE D2G VERSUS PROS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PROPHET SKILL BUILD
LVL 3 1 0 1 STATS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT IO AND LION DOING THEY JUST HAD TO FUCKING AUTOATTACK HOLY SHIT
>>146176101
What did he mean by this?
HOLY SHIT!
Secret ARE BACK!
>>146177602
Then we shitpost brother
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY ADD A STAIR TO THAT CLIFF
WHY
>>146177409
Sheeverfag here
We are the ones posting about OD banging Sheever.
ODpixel is our guy.
Now back to redit newfriend.
Secret is doing well vs a 1k stack
let's see how they fare vs. a 5k LEDDIT stack
>>146177504
>actually being this fucking delusional
>>146177705
actually he is right
>>146177705
salt
>>146177668
Wew, calm down nice guy lmao
Apologize.
THESE CAN'T BE REAL DOTA PLAYERS HOLY SHIT.
I'VE SEEN BETTER IN LOW PRIO.
>>146177642
I liked the part where she undressed to show the contouring of her collar bones and shoulders
>This match
>What would happen if d2g self-claimed tier-1 players faced pros.
Who was Secret's offlaner before EE kicked them for Universe? I forget.
What does Sheevers crotch smell like?
These poor fucking 1K
>dying to 1k players
LE PRO PLAYER MEMES
REMINDER IN AN OBJECTIVELY SKILL BASED GAME LIKE CSGO OR STARCRAFT THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN
NICE RNG GAME
ARTOUR
>EE DYING TO LITERAL 1K PLAYERS
>>146177724
Icefraud fucking hates Rubick
>ARTOOZY
AHAHHAAHAHAH
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AJAJAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>RTZ IS THE ONLY ONE THAT DIES
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>146177776
LMAO
>Artour
>>146177807
SoonerLater
ARTOUR LITERALLY FEEDING
Real question...
Would you suck OD's greasy dick if you got to fuck Sheever afterwards?
RTZ DOWN
>1Ks fight secret just for the chance to kill RTC
>RTC EMBER
>SVEN GETTING SPROUTED
YOU
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>rtz
>>146177725
>unironically being a cuck
>sucking Redditpixel's dick this hard
haha holy shit
>>146177807
Misery
then before that was TI5 Zai
- Mom, mom! Today I killed RTZ!
- Sure son, now sit. Lunch is ready.
now would be the pros time to shine, casting this shit
>literal 1k trash
>die anyways
Artour is washed up
>rtz actually dying to 1k shitters
POTTERY
>Artour
>RTZ dying to people worse than d2g.
ARTEEZY DYING TO 1K SHITTERS
MY SIDES FAMALAM
SOMEONE HELP ME IM GONNA DIE LAUGHING HERE
>write on my steam wall
>RTZ DIES TO SPROUT LOCKDOWN AS EMBER
???+
>RTZ DIES TO SPROUT LOCKDOWN AS EMBER
???+
>RTZ DIES TO SPROUT LOCKDOWN AS EMBER
???+
TO 1K MMR PLAYER
>>146177890
yes
also without the sheever part
FearDarkness
MiseryTheSlayer
BlackDragon555
What are some other awesome names Dota players have?
>>146177937
There's nothing worse than being Lebanon. So yeah...
>>146178007
>people worse than d2g.
???
Those are the people of d2g
holy fuck that team emblem
bulba thouhg
>>146178070
NightSniper
>inb4 they can't win because of their BM items
can these russian subhumans just STFU?
>advertisers could potentially hijack the open qualis by posing as a team
>>146178070
EternAl EnvY
DYING TO 1K MMR PLAYER
SPROUT LOCKDOWN AS EMBER SPIRIT
JUST HOW SHIT IS RTZ
TO BE OUTPLAYED BY 1K MMR PLAYER
????
>>146178070
GodKillThemAll
>>146178089
Real d2g blogshits during esports
>>146178070
EGM is literally EnterGodMode
Lots of dota players have edgy names due to dota1 days.
>SVEN "MOM I'M ON TV"
>Secret has to play 12 stompy games then get shit stomped in Regionals because they didn't get any real practice
>>146178070
Shadow
>DIEDIEDIE DIED
apologize
>>146178214
There are a lot of strong teams in OQ tho
xboct, bzz, illidan, etc.
dank ass stream lmao
low mmr players are so fucking insufferable
just GG already you subhuman apes
Secret will never lose
>arteezy and pieliefeed only two who die
Makes sense to be honest.
SECRET VS EG TI6 FINALS: CONFIRMED
Heh, that'll show those shitters not to fuck with us again...
Reminder this is exactly as if it was /d2g/ playing
>>146178356
bulba looks perpetually lost
>a d2g sheeverfag actually went on to fuck sheever
pride
>Secret is bad
Yeah kys
rtz will pick sf, right? ;_;
>>146178407
/d2g/ would be memeing Sheever in all chat.
>subhuman slavs spending more time shittalking than playing
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
>people that have never followed open qualifiers think every game will be like this and don't even understand teams are seeded with Secret being top seed and playing with literally the worst team in the first round
how fucking autistic is people here?
>>146178346
>Throwing away the one time you'll be an on-stream team
Why do you think they're spamming allchat and saying "MOM IM ON TV" and such. They're just having funALso, every kill on artour counts
>>146178407
not enough edgy racist all chatting
>sign up with new accounts
>get placed against new players
Nice brackets FaceIt
Whos next
ODpixel trembles as he stands before his house door. Today he is required to make love with sheever. He had delayed this event by making excuses and pretending to fall to sleep early but he knew sheever would not accept that today.
He opens the door "Sheever, lad I'm home". Sheever was waiting by the door and greets him as soon as he opens the door "Neig-h-h-h-h.". OD recoils in disgust but quickly regains his composure. He heads to the fridge to grab a carrot and heads to the bedroom. "Come here girl, come here, thats a good girl do you want your treat?".
OD gives sheever the carrot and heads to the bathroom to prepare. He opens the orange paint can and dips his donger inside of it. "Ok girl you want another treat? Come here girl". Sheever neighs excitingly and rushes towards OD. "Now remember girl don't-DON'T BITE BAD GIRL". OD leads sheever to the bed and prepares to enter her. At this point sheever has lost complete control, she shrieking at about 100 DB's, she's lost control of her bladder and is shitting and pissing everywhere. OD shoves in and out while holding his breath and having his eyes closed.
Two minutes later he finishes the deed and cries himself to sleep.
What are we watching, /d2g/?
>Perfect World
ayy lmao
>>146178450
The question is can /d2g/ do a twofer
PUPPAN :)
>np
>:)
>np
>:)
>np
>:)
:)
>>146178194
he's p gay but I think he's a cool dude
>playing invoker? with akke a few weeks back
>16:44
are we watching secret for any new strats or are they just gonna deathball everyone?
lmaoi
Sven is cute. CUTE!
>sheever's girl problems
>smile at them once and they think
that hit me hard
>55 kills in 17 minutes
ARTEZY OIS SO BAD ROFL
>RTZ died more 3 times to a 1k stack
>1.5K MMR team gets more kills versus Secret than MVP got vs OG
SHEEVER FEET WHEN?
RTZ FUCKING DIED
THREE TIMES
TO 1K MMR TRASH
IN A PRO GAME
hehe im playing lol lads haha
>these random /d2g/ers want Puppey and Arteezy to add them on steam
>>146178546
We're watching shitrekt getting fountainhooked
TI6 win for Secret confirmed!!!!
>>146178672
secret is that bad, also OG were playing seriously
Secret are back boys
Secret haters where?
desu i'd love to get rekt by secret as well
hahaha number of noob teams rekt = 1!! hahahahaha
SECRET IS BACK
WHILE EG IS STILL IN RUINS
BURGERS
BTFO
T
F
O
>doubting Shitrekt
What now faggots?
leave secret to me
TAKE YOU SOCKS OFF AND PUT YOUR FEET UP SHEEVER
where is the 7k stacks at that will destroy Shitrekt?
So now that it's confirmed that rtc and envy switched positions, what do you make of this?
Do you think rtc going back to the rice role and giving envy mid will benefit them so they could actually beat proper teams? Or do you think it won't change anything?
I'm looking forward to the real games.
why are OD and sheeves sitting so far appart?
BASED OD BLOWING BTS STREAM THE FUCK OUT
>>146178881
I like socks better than bare feet...
apologize
Secret are fucking bad
>>146178915
RTZ was always better mid, EE was always better safelaner.
>>146178682
DUNNO
HAVE A WEBM MAYBE IT FEATURES FEET OR MAYBE IT'S THE BLOWJOB WEBM AND I GET BANNED
>>146178915
>So now that it's confirmed that rtc and envy switched positions
Is it confirmed because of one game against a literal 1k russian stack?
>>146178864
holy shit , someone should edit this and put FluffnStuffs head in sing's head
>>146178915
They are probably experimenting and its also a matter of heroes
>>146178963
>secret are so bad
>just beat a tier1 team with 53 kills
lmao
>>146178949
>died 3 times to a 1k slav stack
>>146178915
1 game against 2k's confirms jackshit.
sheever's mad annoying in this non professional setting
ok no she's ok
another keyboard would make this less awkward
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
REDDIT IN FLAMES
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
REDDIT IN FLAMES
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>>146178972
yes
Apologize
>>146178915
it's good. RTZ is by far the more reliable of the two and all his mid heros have fallen out the meta anyways
any chance that ODPixel and Sheeber forget the cam and going for it later tonight?
lmao how mad are EG burgers after that stomp?
>>146178963
His mid has been super underwhelming though, his pos 1 on EG was at least solid.
>>146178925
Because your standin is between them. It's you!
>>146179020
Why this time?
>RTZ death counter.
Why does this community hate him so much
>>146179046
Can we engineer a scheme to increase the likelihood of that happening?
>>146178963
secret just absolutely demolished Dauna Tima, and you call them bad?
fucking retard
>adding arteezy deathcam
Perfect, we need a compilation of all the feeds from arteezy.
>>146178450
it's not fair, she was our pure maiden
>>146179037
Pie is literally an anime character
>>146179084
They were fucking 2k you retard
Anyone tried registering for the qualifiers as solo? Do you get 1k teammates?
>>146179037
>>146179161
kinda mean desu
>>146179101
ooooooooooooh neato i brought cheesedoodles why doesn't 'it animate the cheesedoodles?
>>146178972
>>146178983
>>146179016
You might have missed it, but I stumbled upon Envys stream yesterday and he was practising mid heroes.
It's probably like >>146178983
says though. Might switch it up a little like OG does, but I'm sure it's not just for the low tier matches.
>>146179146
it's just for fun you autist he's universally one of the most liked players
niggas fucking RTZ was nearly feeding in an utter stomp
Secret have fuck all chance vs. someone like Empire
>>146179146
Because Reddit had their usual
>le toxic player xDDDD
fit probably and people unironically take them seriously nowadays
>tfw ODPixel will lick Sheever sweaty armpit everyday
>tfw ODPixel will sniff Sheever butthole right before the stream
>tfw ODPixel will be pegged by Sheever everynight
>tfw ODPixel will choked by Sheever amazon thigh everytime they cuddle
>>146179037
kawaii desu ne
>fat dykes on BTS stream
what the fuck?
>>146179239
wow thanks for the cool edit reddit!! haha
Link please, desu.
sheever sweaty feet when
>>146179318
Who cares? We are watching eSports in here.
Pepe poster pls go and stay go
>>146179146
cause it's really hillarious to see him fail
almost all the pros have that, but arteezy has the most effective laughs when he fucks up.
probably because of the PEEEDUUUUR meme that bulldog and s4 made
This ODpixel poorfag studio is better than BTS.
How the fuck can BTS cock things up so hard
So, OD and Sheever are actually dating right?
>this muzak
>Sheever could be just wearing pasties and the stream wouldn't be taking down
good stuff desu
what stream are you watching for the qualifiers
where is it
help
sheever is so lewd
>>146179415
>implying you don't want to be ODPixel
>finnish stack vs secret next
heh... nothin personell ee-sama..
>>146179181
u mad?
>>146179181
except they weren'tthey were sub 1.3k trash
>>146179458
here *unzips pants*
>>146179458
>i dont have the dota 2 streams extension
>i dont click and see what is the most popular atm
kys
>>146179458
/odpixel
>Sheever doesn't think people can be born without nipples
>Her response to OD Pixel is just "no...no...no..."
Is it a woman thing or Netherlands education thing?
SECRET PLAYED VS. 2K MMR FIRST
NOW THEY PLAY VS 3K MMR TEAM
JUST FUCKING BURST MY SIDES IN FLAMES
I CANT FUCING STOP LAUGHING
VBITTU KETTU REPOLAINEN
HAHAHA SUOMI MAINUTTU
>>146179458
/odpixel
>Almost 2017
>People still putting [A] in their name
>3k stack next for secret next round
The competition is INTENSE.
>>146179498
it's över :---DDD sikret are finnished :DDDDD
wtf why does sheever sound like a man trying to fake a womans voice badly?
>>146178980
i read head as hand heheh
>>146179473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAROMM3EOE0
>>146179458
go to dota 2 on twitch and watch ODpixel + sheever stream. Its listed at the top because 26k viewers
SHEEVER SHOWED FEET
>>146179539
it was 1k anon.
And they were secret fans they were glad they got rekt
C O C K J O K E
Holy FUCK all of this laughing is starting to hurt my fucking stomach
Not even a spam of fucking 10,000,000 million BLITZ IMAGES would properly capture the fucking top keks I'm experiecing
>>146179619
My sides
>"big guy" said literally twice (or thrice, I'm not sure)
>no "4 u"
fuck this reddit couple
When does eg play senpai
>>146179626
>going to twitch
>not using the extension that does it for you
kys too
>kettu repolainen
:-DD
>this really big guy
>big guys and their big feet
Give me your banana /d2g/.
>this based as fuck OD comfy stream
thinking of the alternative is so horrifying
>>146179534
i don't even use chrome
>he's a big guy
>she even hesitated
>>146179280
>he's universally one of the most liked players
>Artour "teams destroyer" Babaev
>liked
>at all
I want Sheever to taste my banana
HAKKAA PÄÄLLE POHJAN POIKA
This stream is TOO lewd!
>>146179625
what's happening here
Post Bulbas
HEY OD I HAVE A QUESTION
HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU AND SHEEVER FUG :--DDDDD
FUCKING ODPIXEL POORFAG STREAM IS BETTER BTS
AHAHAHAH
secret are so fucking finnished :-DD
>>146179946
BTS was only fun when it was demon quest.
Demon quest is for another day.
Secret ends here
>>146179868
bulba tho
Alright I'll be taking questions from the gulag and answering them on stream.
All posts ending in 5 will have their questions answered lads
>gachi is spreading to doto
>ODPixel
>OD doesn't know about Gachimuchi
NOT
OUR
GUY
>>146180160
How big is Sheever's benis
Why is twitch such a GODDAMN LAGGY PIECE OF SHIT
>reddit caster likes reddit memes
would you look at that
>Cannot queue for matchmaking at this time
WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT GONNA GET FIXED
>>146180160
Which Dota pros do you think are secretly gay?
Oficial thread music:
https://youtu.be/XbGJzQgsNhU
>>146180160
Did you fugg Sheever?
>LD won and the days of good hubs are never coming back
>sheever pretending she hasn't jilled off to lords of the locker room before
>>146180160
who is icefrog?
>>146180160
answer my carry abbadon question i tweeted
>>146180212
i don't know about gachimuchi
>tfw you recognize an aniki video just from the moans
fuck you leatherman
Would you sex Sheever?
>>146180235
Once the Open Qualifiers are done
>YOU CAN BET ON TOTAL RTZ DEATHS
AHAHAHHAH
AHAHAHAHA
HJOLY SHIT
>betting on arteezys
LMAO
Amazing, I want a compilation video with appropriate music when quali is over.
>>146180160
show sheever's feet pls
>>146180160
Proof on stream punk
>>146180160
benis? :DDDD
>>146180285
Fuck off and don't come back till you've educated yourself.
>>146180160
kiss sheever on strim
>>146180256
What's wrong goy? Not enjoying two dykes casting in a rubberband fps stream? What, are you a racist misogynist?
>>146180160
What do Sheevers feet smell like
>>146180160
Why does he wear the mask?
>I fuck your mom
Someone post the LD webm
>>146180160
CARRY ABBADON
>>146180160
Are you going to wrestle feet with sheever on stream?
>>146180160
how many heroes do you think will bee picked?
>>146180312
without question
>No sound from caster
EVERY DAY
>>146180312
Maybe.
>>146180256
This was literally ONLY good because it was new and fresh.
>JESUS CHRIST IS MY NIGGER
GREAT-fucking-STREAM
MY SIDES
>>146180525
who? I thought it was Era looking at the pic
>>146180525
literally who?
>>146180525
who
>outdated memes
How could we ever call OD our guy?
>>146180525
who dat
WHERE'S SING SING?
>>146180628
>>146180609
>>146180608
>>146180606
Hearthstone pro
I heard someone of you fucks sheever
is this true, and if so please tell me who you are
>>146180616
He's just playing links from twitch chat
>>146180160
When Immortal 2
why are there 2 fat dykes casting dota on the BTS stream
>>146180606
>>146180608
>>146180609
>>146180628
the best melee player in the world
>>146180160
When will you stop answering questions with a stuttering mess of "ALEGWAYGAYALAAA WELL..." and also stop interjecting progressing duscissions by beginning your sentences with "INDEED..."
>>146180606
>>146180608
>>146180609
>>146180628
kids party game player
>yfw Secret is going to get cucked out of TI by some random Fins
>>146180160
ARE YOU A BIG GUY
>>146180525
>Leffen follows Dota
I knew he was too much of a rude fuck. He belonged in Dota all along.
Why is Sheever so fucking braindead? She's acting like a 14 year old girl in a way too large body
Alright sorry guys but tie for questions is over... not a single 5 sMh
>>146180525
Is he playing with a stack or what?
Lmao at the buttblasted qop from that game.
Missed his chance to fulfill his gay fandom and play secret, POOR GUY.
>>146180703
It is I, Owen Davies.
>>146180409
I've seen the light
>>146180698
>>146180740
Hearthstone is so unrelated to skill that you can play "pro-level" hearthstone even when you dedicate you career and daily training to another game
>>146180160
How is it like living with Sheever?
>>146180880
Hes actually the best melee player in the world :^)
>>146180285
we old boys now
>>146180160
>>146180753
REROLL
YOU FAGGOT
>>146180772
fan of an irrelevant anime fighter detected.
melee puts your shit in the g u t t e r
>>146180160
When will you play this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exn9nGovI4o on strim?
>>146180817
she's a woman you shitlord.
>>146180160
>>146180753
>>146180965
kek
OD gonna have to face up to some uncomfortable truths
>>146180160
is your feet bigger or smaller than sheever
https://twitter.com/Metlusia/status/745301812522135552
Dotards?
>>146181261
That's our captain, the cute anime girl face of the team.
OD just shoutouted to /d2g/ which one of you was it?
>>146185229
/OUR COUPLE/
>>146181261
archive?
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