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The International Teams
http://www.dota2.com/international/announcement

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/

>LAST THREAD:
>>146136793
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>/d2g/ is there that one hero you cannot stop playing because it's the only way you can enjoy the game? Even if it has no synergy with your team, or it's a bad hero, or it fucks your team's lanes, whatever

>Who is it and why do you play it?
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Greetings fellow Dota 2 players
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who else ready for /bloodbath qualifers/ also known as EU open qualifers stream??
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Why yes! I do play the superior multiplayer online battle arena Dota2!
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>>146169383
I'm gonna watch ODPixel's Secret stream I guess. I don't care of Team Spirit and DiG? Those are the other two 'big name' Open Qual teams?
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man i wish i was russian
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Just a reminder for the gulag to tune into Grant's stream and watch him burst into tears as he casts EG getting knocked out of the qualifiers.
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>>146169531
NA qualifiers wont start for a while though?
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when do EG/Secret games start?
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>>146169601
Who is this?
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>>146169383
Is it going to be streamed on BTS?
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What streams do I watch and when? o
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>>146169610
Secret/EU: after 1 and a half hours
EG/NA: dunno, probably 5-6 hours into EU qualifiers
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>>146169680
Dr. Cameron
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>>146169691
ODreddit is streaming the secret games, grandgrant will probably stream NA/EG games
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>>146169680
Liquiddota for tournament information.
Teach a man to fish etc.

>>146169680
.webm related
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who wants to join the gulag shitstack we need 2 more players.

post steams pls
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>>146169792
>ODreddit
Nobody's ever shouted us out more than ODPixel you disinfo agent
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>>146169842
>n-need 2 more people to try get in eu open quals
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198049987785/
FUCK OFF CANCER
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKIN HATS LA
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>>146169803
>Liquiddota for tournament information.
>Teach a man to fish etc.
Thanks that was actually what I was going to ask next.
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Man I wish we had some casters or players or streamers that were genuine d2g'ers

They steal all our memes, every time I start using new phrases like "relentless feeders", I see Cap using it in casts.... There was a couple others that I forgot...

fucking thieefs
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>>146169904
literally fuck off back to r*ddit lardboy
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>>146169842
>Post yfw gulag stacks knocks out Secret
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Say my name
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Where are we watching secret/eg?
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whos ready for the wild RTC ride through the EU trenches?
got my beers ready, got snacks, shiiiet muafuarkur
it will be lit
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Where the FUK ARE IS THA FUKKEN IMMORTAL CHEST II?!?
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>>146170076
team assassin
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>>146169980
no problem.

Check out other links in the OP too
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>>146170076
the team killer
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>>146170076
Literally Who
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>>146170069
if you want to play you can
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>terrorblade will be nerfed before TI6
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wtf is wrong with dota queueing

whenever i lose and instantly requeue I never play against the people I just lost with, if they're in my game at all they're ALWAYS on my team
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where are we gonna shitpost during secret games?
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>>146170173
Others aren't helpful, only Liquiddota actually contained information on when, where and which opens would be streamed.
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>>146170076
EG.Secret.EG.Secret Arteezy
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REMINDER THAT TODAY IS THE DAY BOTH EG AND SECRET SCRUB OUT AND REDD LITERALLY D E M A N D S THAT VALVE CHANGE THE RULE THAT THEY FUCKING B E G G E D FOR TO KEEP PRO PLAYERS FROM GETTIN THEIR FEELINGS HURT
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>>146170231
No time to play today, I would of
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>demon on a team
>batrider chosen
>he might not play bat

The days of big plays batriders is dead.
Also ironic that the meta that beastmaster is finally popular that he isn't playing BM.
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>>146170351
they get another chance on thurs even if they lose
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>>146169328
this guys slaps your ass, wat do?
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>>146170382
beast master meta also died
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Reminder that EG got fucking pandered in the qualifier rules.
>Reminder that EG got fucking pandered in the qualifier rules.
'
Reminder that EG got fucking pandered in the qualifier rules.
>Reminder that EG got fucking pandered in the qualifier rules.

>>146170382
GENERAL plays Batrider from offlane a ton
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>>146169273
what does this post have to do with dota 2?
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>>146170463
pandered?

what do you think that word means?
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>>146170382
>The days of big plays batriders is dead.
oh no what a shame
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>>146170543
Pander | Definition of Pander by Merriam-Webster
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pander
>to do or provide what someone wants or demands even though it is not proper, good, or reasonable.

'someone wants' = PPD asking the rule change
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>>146170543
While his grammar is fucked, and he should have written 'pandered to', he is right that FaceIt introduced some new rules to benefit EG
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>>146170480
>>146170480
???

This guys is the best captain NA ever had.
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occasional reminder that eg is reddit and we are reddit so we are eg

we're going to make it bros
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I will post this every day until you like it!
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>>146170645
>FaceIt introduced some new rules to benefit EG
What are these "rules?"
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>>146170645
Hmm the way we phrase words in my native language is clearly affecting my line of thought when I write and *think* in English.
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>>146169476
isn't kaipi participating too?
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>secret get knocked out by a 4k shitstack
>EE and RTZ both kill eachother in a joint suicide
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>>146170430
gank his wards
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>>146170698
I'm rooting for EG only because S4 robbed Zai in ti5
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Miracle- on party with bububu on stream right now!

come watch miracle play normal single draft
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>>146170762
Kapi is irrelevant after Zai left
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>>146170732
No "smurf" teams allowed.

Aka if you're already in the qualifier or an invite then you can't be playing in open qualifiers or you face consequences.

People are butthurt over a ruling that I saw weeks ago. It's also a ruling that makes sense.
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>>146170480
The truth is that I lost my voice, I couldn't find the strength to lead. Each day weighed heavier and heavier upon me as I just never knew what to say. Our team competed for several weeks with fading leadership and direction. It showed in our matches that our teams focus was often scattered and many mistakes were made. Our team stagnated, our strategy stagnated and our morale stagnated. For one of the first times in my DotA career, I was speechless.

It is my greatest desire to be screaming my lungs out during TI6. I want to look back and say that I yelled as loud as I could and did everything I could to succeed. I want to be left speechless, not because of weakness, but because of strength.

"This is my kingdom come"
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>>146170732
You can't smurf anymore.
In the previous open qualifiers teams were allowed to sign up under smurf accounts so they wouldn't be recognized by the teams they smurfed against.
This is now against the rules.
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>>146170887
but they still got singsing
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>china Open qualifier admin enable -wtf during a match


LMAO
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>>146170928
Exactly: irrelevant
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>>146170715
I don't like it, please post more
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>>146170076
>go from EG to Secret
>EG wins DAC and TI5
>go from Secret to EG
>Secret wins the Shangai Major
>go from EG to Secret
>both teams implode upon themselves while EG gives birth to a dwarf star that has some potential
what happens if he goes from Secret to EG another time?
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>>146170945

based Perfect World
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>>146170890
>>146170912
How does this pander to EG more than it does any other team? If anything it's just common sense for that rule to be in play.
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>>146170945
>getting baited by leddit

silly spy
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>>146170861
>bububu

Yeah no thanks
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WHICH HERO HAS THE MOST MASCULINE SMELLING GROIN?
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Guess the hero
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>>146171143
pit lord
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>>146171143
riki
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>>146170945
nice reddit filename
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>>146171143
abaddon
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>>146170861
>annoying cunt with no personality
yeah thanks for the tip my fellow reddittor
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>>146171143
Bounty hunter.
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>>146171143
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need players for open qualis euro stack

post steam pls
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>>146171143
>not building HOTD on riki
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>>146171189
>>146171075
Its from VK, retards.
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Secret in 1 hour
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>>146171449
Eh?
I thought it was checkin in one hour, matches don't start for another after that.
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>it's a dominate early then spend the rest of the game feeding episode
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>>146171535
>it's a C9 episode
My favorite.
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>>146171143
>>146171172
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Most overused words in Dota 2

1: greedy
2: [so] good
3: strong
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>>146171494
Well fuck I was excited to catch the first game but I have to leave for work soon...
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>>146171630
>tempo
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in b4 jimmies team loses in the qualifiers
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>>146171535
>broodmother
>bounty hunter
>undying
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>>146171630
literally none of those are used unless you mean casters or something
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What is it about the carry role that attracts such dunning-kruger do-no-wrong faggots who are never EVER a factor in a team's defeat?

I don't get it.
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Are TNC relevant? I feel like I've seen them before.
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>>146171614
I miss the old C9
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>>146171809
our guy Jimmy is playing with them so that makes them relevant enough
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>>146171789
The top streamers are RTZ, EE etc. retarded carry-core monkeys that are really fucking *toxic* - how RTZ gives up easily and rages from the little thing and same with EE, they try to ape their epic 'throws' (which is excuse for their garbage play)

thats it

twitch culture cancer
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>>146171789
easiest braindead role, literally just hit creeps and then kill people so its not hard to end up with a good score and think you did well when you actually played like shit and lost
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>>146171809
Relevant outside of SEA?
No.
They're somewhat of the bigger teams in SEA though I think and they have Jimmy.
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>>146171789
It's true though, they play the fucking autopilot role that has no dynamics. It's no more their fault than the lane creeps' fault if the people actually playing Dota don't utilize them well.
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>>146171630
win condtion
tempo controller
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>>146172024
Where the fuck did this bullshit even come from?
I hear it in Snorestone too.
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>>146172140
who's the asian in the middle?
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silly doturds :3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY

1ST FOR BREXIT LADS
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>>146171630
Online/come online
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dumb doturds, don't you want to face secrekt in the open qualis and meme on them?

you can literally play with a shitstack and win with /d2g/ memes we just want doturds to play with us right now.

Don't be silly and miss this primetime opportunity to snipe some losers trying to get to TI.

https://www.faceit.com/en/teams/cb677baa-0cc2-4c67-814a-7947d089e4ee
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>>146172182
Irrelevant.
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>>146172234
good lad
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>>146172140
Which one? There's Merlini next to Aui.

I think fear(?) in bottom left and then fluff next to jimmy.

>tfw know no sports icons or actors
>know all the dota people

I'm hopeless.
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>SILENCER 3.0 AGILITY GAIN PER LEVEL
So, what did Icefrog mean by that?
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>>146172280
>gulagititians can not even form a 5 stack because no one here plays the game

NO WONDER YOU ALL GET SO FUCKING TRIGGERED BY BLOGPOSTING
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>>146172132
Well its somewhat grounded in hearthstone. When you play your molten giants as handlock youve reached your win condition. What the fuck does it mean in dota? When you get 6 slotted youve reached your win condition?
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>>146172370
I don't think that's fluff
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>This BTS stream
Good thing your eyes can't see over 20 fps amirite xd
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>>146172403
Remember the age-old question /d2g/ used to be asked "how high would a hero's stats need to be if they had NO abilities"?
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>>146172432
i blogpost sometimes idk what youre talking about

either join us or be silly
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>>146172432
I cant play qualis because im not a NEET and have an actual life to attend to
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>>146172132
Valves marketing department wanted buzzwords for normies

since they dont play dota they probably copied whatever they found
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>>146172280
do i have to be good?
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>>146172589
>gulagite
>good
Choose one.
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>>146172403
>Silencer has higher gain of each stat than Viper
>Orb for free harass as well
>Permanent stat steal
>Lots of viable items to build
Why isn't he played more?
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>>146172589
Above 2k
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>>146172672
Subvocalizers cant into silencer
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>>146172589
not at all thats why were a shitstack and were gonna tempo control our hyper carry to our win condition
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i won six games in a row as dp and I will continue to do so and none of you'all can stop me how does that make you feel?
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>>146172589
post steam~
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>>146172763
Pretty good
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>>146172763
build a blade mail and meme on you
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>>146172763
>you'all

nothing i can do to you would be worse than what you have already done to yourself
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jimbo isn't going to make it u_u
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>>146172873
baiting for this excact response
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>>146172921
B A S E D
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Which hero is Jimmy playing
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>>146172832
I can't, I'm too shy.

I shouldn't have asked in the first place
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>>146172902
is he feeding again?
just got home
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>>146172672
Viper is actually durable and can prevent enemies from just walking away from him. He also makes enemies dogshit at rightclicking until he's dealt with.
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>>146172902
Its his own fault for not controlling the tempo well enough to reach his win condition
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>>146173035
The one with 'Demon' above it's head
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>>146173063
>mfw unable to actually add anyone in Steam or use any social medias because nervous, scared and shy.
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>>146172280
What happens if we accidentally win too much and nobody can actually attend TI?
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>>146172672
literally no stun
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>>146172280
Isn't the EU qualifiers full though?
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>>146173270
second qualifer.
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>>146172902
Suddenly TNC is in this game, still nailbiting and might see Jimmy fall out of this game.

The Jugg isn't big impact enough.
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>have jimmy on your team
>give him a hero that allows him to feed
BRAVO
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>>146172672
>>Lots of viable items to build
You mean no items are any worse on him than others.
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>>146173063
>>146173147
Literally nothing will happen if you post your steam or add someone else.. Just be yourself, get some confidence and post it! Or ask someone else to post theirs so you can play video games or talk or watch games together!
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So lemme get this straight

This is 2 phase qualifier.

If you lose one game in 1 qualifier
you are out of that

but you can still try in the 2nd phase
and if you lose at that part of Open Qualifier, one game, you are out?
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>>146173147
I know... I delete everyone i add for no reason
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>>146173449
yup
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Post rare Artours
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/awesomelotus/

Go go need 2 more
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>teammate picks WR/Tinker/Rubick/Enchantress/Phoenix/QoP
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>>146173547
yummy
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>>146173547
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WHO IS READY FOR SOME PUNISHED ARTOUR RAMPAGES
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>>146173547
Not really rare, but still one of the best
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>red was in the last thread
HEY IF YOU'RE HERE THANKS FOR TAKING MY REQUEST
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>>146173547
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We all know who's gonna win this shit
Just give them the prize
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WHO TAKES IT
I would say DB, but retards kicked based Pingvincek for this piece of shit BabyKnight
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>>146173423
I mean compared to previous versions, you can build maelstorm for waveclear for example now, dominator for whatever reason, pike is great on him too. Same goes for Viper after the UAM removal.
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How much hero damage
is too much hero damage?
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>>146173656
I suppose any team that is mad enough to survive EU or CN qualifiers will go top5 minimum TI.

Those qualifiers are such furnace even hell pales next to it
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>>146173676
My boy got this
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>>146173676
polarity secret, spirit, kaipi and maybe fantastic five are the top contenders
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>be you
>pick your hero
>team picks their heros
>go to lane
>that FUCKING horn again
>...
>...
>...
>FIRST BLOOD!

What's the first voice line that comes to mind?
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>>146173676
I would love to see PGG make it into semis and then get drunk and pass out midgame.

On topic, probably secret.
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Secret and EG were only trash at the last Major because they never got to play any games before it. What if the open qualifier fixes that shit?
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You know what's back on the menu boys
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I want a pet Luna
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>>146173770
>have i got jizz in me chins?
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>>146173758
SPOILER THAT SHIT!!!

I'm trying to do no fap
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>>146173829
BUT SECRET AND EG HAVENT PLAYED ANY FUCKING GAMES (they had played some before Major) BEFORE QUALS

???
THEY GON GET BTFO (except EG, fucking D R I N K I N G B O Y S and No Smurf Rule)
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>>146173829
It actually will help. I don't doubt EG making it through, and even Secret may pick up the pace during qualifiers and actually make it ti TI.
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>>146173832
When did the real ppd get replaced by a robot?
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>>146173832
Mexican penises? What do Americans even eat besides burgers and their southern neighbours' genitals?
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>>146173887
You're going to look pretty fucking stupid when it turns out that DB have been practicing really fucking hard and stomp the qualifiers you know.
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Have EG and secret been practicing hard? Nope, they've been yelling and blogging about it, not practicing.

Team secret intentionally wants to lose so they can disband since they are trapped in a contract that says they can't stream on twitch
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>>146173915
Secret has near 0% chance to make it through.

EMPIRE was invited to Regional Quals.
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Classic Jimmy
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QUICK ANYBODY POST STEAM WE NEED YOU FOR OUR SHITSTACK PLS NOW HELP
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EG gonna win bruhs
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>>146173835
I want to be Luna's pet
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being Jimmy must be suffering lmao
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Rip jimmy brahs
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When are the good teams playing ?
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>>146174048
what is this meme
the reason secret and eg aren't in regional qualifiers is because of roster locks.
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Who is the best offlaner?
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>>146174130
August 3
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How am I expected to upgrade my MMR if no matter how well I play I can not win because my team mates are feeding or playing downright bad? Im 700 MMR but it just feels like no matter what I do, whether i am a support, carry, or late game hard carry, no matter what I press on the keyboard, no matter what heroes I counter, I dont win because Ive got a retarded Riki going 1 v 5, or a CM asking an Ursa to buy wards... how am I expected to upgrade my MMR and play with better people if literally everything I do doesnt matter?
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Didn't Jimmy say he was going to retire earlier this year?
Is this just some 'one last shot' sorta thing or could he not find a real job?
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>>146174146
Universe from TI 4 to Manila
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>NEETS surprised other people have responsibilities and you can't organize a qualifier stack at the last minute

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP BOYS
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they need to get BoT 2 up on jugg so bat can go smoke gank and kill some nerds with the omnislash
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>>146174132
The point was that EMPIRE to whom Secret has lost 90% of their maps is against them later, even if Secret make it RQ.

This matchup is like OG - Na'Vi, Na'Vi has won a series against OG sometime last year dude
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>>146174146
Zai
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>>146173456
>>146173432
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>>146174226
>responsibilities
>in /d2g/
normies get out
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Wait, that demon on TNC, is it the demon that used to be on Liquid way back when?
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>>146174242
2 slots thought :^)
desu i give secret 50% of getting one of them, and EG 95% provided they dont fall flat in open qualifiers
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That jug is nearly 6 slotted its almost impossible to lose with a 6s jug

COME ON JIMMY YOU CAN DO IT!!
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>>146174202
Retire if his teams didn't perform this year.

Peru was supposed to be his last try but then he ended up on SEA I guess for TI.
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>>146173547
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Which hero is the most TOLKIEN-ESQUE, dotards?
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LESNAR POSTER WAS RIGHT JIMMY DOUBTED THE TERRORBLADE PICK
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F
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>>146174379
It's not impossible when your puck is a retard though.

Poor jimmy. He has one more chance I guess.
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>>146174379
?
jugg is a shit lategame hero
whats a jugg gonna do vs a terrorblade?
lul

The real problem however is the venge pick
venge is an awful hero, you should reall ynot pick her
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>>146174064
I would but I'm from Terra Australis.
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THEY'RE BOTH SO BAD
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>>146173547
Anyone got the original? I cropped this for Steam and lost the other lel
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can these fucking casters stop saying its gg only to have to swallowing their own words everytime
just
fucking
watch
the
game
stop applying 3 k logic
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>Radiant creeps carrying the team
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>>146173547
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>>146173549
pls join my shitstack for NA qualifiers then, my team left me alone, for our dream

http://steamcommunity.com/id/awesomelotus/
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When are the Veggies playing?
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Jimmy and senpai still got dis
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>>146173547
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>that net worth graph

JUST
U
S
T
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>>146174146
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>>146174736
that dp lost them the game by backing up too soon
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>>146174754
>Juggernaut still has blink dagger
"6 slotted" at 58 minutes
yeah no, he needs an abyssal or satanic, sell the blink dagger the game isn't going to be decided by a blink at this point
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>rush aghs on lich
>throw 2 ults on golem
>get kills everyone dire walks by their ancient
>mfw people still fall for this
>completely denying dire of their own right side of the map
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>>146174963
that blink is doing so much faggot he doesnt have 775 range like the tb has, if he drops blink then he NEEDS a lassoed target right next to him or BoT 2 onto an initating hero to close the gaps but thats way easier with a blink
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>>146174317
Maybe one day, anon
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>>146175012
They get review-bombed every time the community throws a tantrum about something. I'm surprised it isn't lower.
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mkb vs no evasion
bkb vs no stuns
consumed moonshard

fucking weird TB build
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>>146174963
He's using it to splitpush.

And... It's working against them.
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>Kaci Aitchison

fuck. rather slacks desu
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>>146174667
sent ;)
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>>146175065
How about today?
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>>146173547
rtz looks like someone i can curbstomp in a fight
and this coming from a guy that havent had a fist fight since high school
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What the fuck is this Tide doing
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>>146175046
>>146175123
Yeah it's really kicking ass that he does Dick for Damage at this point in the game. It is way too fucking late to not have another damage item, he isn't hitting hard and no one fears him.
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>>146175012
it used to be 3.8 or 4.2 during the second diretide shit storm
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I can't play Dota 2 anymore because of Overwatch.

Every match is a dice roll to see if you get paired with actual normal players or the biggest fucking morons in the world.

And then you have to stay with them for 30 - 60 minutes.

But in Overwatch you can just quit the match instantly after 10 minutes. My day is never ruined.
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>>146175167
are you gay
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>sea dota
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>>146175207
>dont have blink
>dont ever close gap
>b-but muh dmg BATRIDEEER INITIATE FOR ME AGAINST ORACLE AND TIDE xd
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SEA DOTA BEST DOTA
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>>146174827
I think Mag plays WAY too safe, he could get way more out of his lane over half of his games.
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>>146175239
I'm calling your boss, the company gains NOTHING if the posts you make for them are transparently obvious.
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CAN OD PIXEL FUCKING START THE STREAMCAN OD PIXEL FUCKING START THE STREAM
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