Tra la la edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
xth for flowey
ehh close enough
>>146167630
we
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ded
Punriel
goat husbando
>>146167754
No it's just comfy europoor hours.
>>146167762
pls no
can we just talk about that botfag letting people finger his ass or something?
Post these
>>146167807
but im not europoor
what am i doing here
>>146167817
No
>>146167865
Comfy europoor/early bird murican hours then.
>>146167931haha wrong again!
im australian
>>146167857
No he`s not, anon.
You have to believe.
>>146167929Crying in corner intensifies
>>146167817
Explain, I was asleep.
Would one be able to fuck Undyne if they showed her hentai and said that this is normal stuff between friends?
>>146168119
Alphys already did that
>>146168119
Maybe, I guess that worked out for Alphys so it`s canon.
>>146168106
Weren't you around for this or does literally everyone use that picture?
fuking hell at least mlpg was organised.
Goat
Children
>>146168250
I just pulled a random robutt picture out of my folder.
That anon sounds hilarious though, I'll actually look through the last thread now that I'm up.
>>146168376
I think it's 2-3 threads back.
>>146168250
Is this the bewest epic meme
Good morning /utg/!
What are your plans for today?
>>146168529
Gonna take your sister out on a nice date.
>>146168529
not be a piece of shit. or at least reduce my shittiness
>>146168529
I'm going to spend all day tweaking my decks in yugioh
>>146168593
She's 25 and lives in my mother's basement. You can have her, I'm sure my mother would thank you as well.
>>146168529
Nothing, it's the aftrenoon and the day just went by.
Mainly because we had ANOTHER power outage. It's like one every week.
>>146168692
This got real pretty quick huh?
My undertale save got corrupted
Post Undertale pictures that make you laugh.
>>146168749
You got voided it seems.
>>146168529
To do stupid shit and daydream about goatdoing actually horrible things to me.
I haven't posted here in like 2 weeks. The goat is still cute.
>>146168692
Livin the dream.
>>146168529
Eat extremely unhealthy and then pass out for a few hours.
>>146168737Oops
>>146168805
>>146168805
>>146168250
Why were you all so amused by this? Maybe /fit/ has inured me to this sort of thing. Or I am just unimpressed by fellow botfag debauchery (assuming the story is even true).
>>146169171
Why is mettaton dead in that picture?
>>146169315
Did you play the game?
>>146169384
Not yet.
>>146167754
I just spent 2 and a half hours reading through the last 3 threads I missed for the most part.
>>146168002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>146168529
I'm going to do my absolute hardest to make some proper dinner for myself and not mix up random ingredients again.
>>146169528
Well you should.
Go play it now before the whole experience is spoiled!
>>146168863
You have more willpower than any of us to stay away that long.
>>146169101
I wish those two interacted at some point in the game so we could see them vie for attention.
WHICH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SNIFF THE MOST?
>>146168863
> 2 weeks
How did you do that?
>>146169628
Okay! I'll see you in..I dunno however long it takes to finish.
>>146169781
Good luck anon!
>>146169292
So /fit/ has you prepared for getting your ass groped by an actual undertale fan? /fit/ is going places.
>>146169715
mettaton. mettaton probably smells likemettaton.
>>146169781
See you tomorrow anon.
>>146169715GoatMusk
>>146168376
>>146169292
I don't feel like talking about that... but it happened, actually. I am kind of busy at the moment.
>>146169715
SpiderPastries and cookies and warm tea!
>>146169715
Despite not liking him, Mettaton. I imagine he smells the nicest.
>>146169878
Top tier taste
>>146168924brotalk i would likely be that guy to end up hooked up with her from a dating app or someshit me and her could compare our caves nonesexually.
>>146169781Once you are absolutely sure you've completed it, I mean no doubt at all, make sure you backtrack to where it all started, you'll miss something if you let the credits roll first.
>>146168863
Can't I pick both?
>>146169715
flowey
but I have allergies
I will endure it
>>146169826
/fit/ is all about getting your ass in flawless condition so that you can be better for other men to grope, silly. It's about distracting you from the crushing reality of tfw no gf.
>>146169993It was suspiciously like a dream I had. Though there it wasn't a cosplay MTT.
>>146170053
Smells like something frying
That's fucked up
Mettaton is inherently sexual
>>146170643
I'm considering starting a little exercise routine even if it's just getting out of the house and doing a walk i used to enjoy having those back at my old place but it kinda sucks doing it out here if it's not some speeding motherfucker then it would be a cop asking me what i'm doing walking around at midknight.
>>146138418
You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.
>>146171008
Cats are inherently sexual
>>146170664
Oh, really? How?
>>146171039
Undyne is so unloved now
>>146171039
oh god my sides
I was going to do one but didn't because nobody else was
>>146169993
I can't even imagine seriously responding to a request to grope my ass. Personally, I'd wonder more about the guy who asked than you.
>>146171039
I can't draw things with remotely human like shape. Last time I tried I just wanted to kill myself.
>>146171008
>>146171107
Why not both?
>>146171123I has a lewd dream where I was Mettaton. Not going into detail but it involved groping.
>>146171263
>I has a lewd dream where I was Mettaton
Gee, that sounds familar. Were a bunch of anons groping you?
>>146171263
Woah. I guess you wouldn't like to be in my place, if I understand.
>>146171039
>trying to start one at those hours
doofus city
>>146171263But that's not a cat
>>146171008
benis in bussy :DDD
>>146171263
>had*
>>146171348Not quite, I think it was karma since I was one of the anons who teased you.
>>146171391
Obviously not because then it would have been real.Dream was kinky though.
>>146171403
>being shocked that fishfags are dumb
how new
>>146171013
Go for it! You'll feel great generally if you're more active and that feeling will make up for the less than ideal walking location.
>>146171542
this picture makes my dick feel funny and im very confused
>>146171443
Are you sure?
>>146171039
kek
i sort of want to do one
but it'll ruin the joke
sorry fishfag, the "collab" is funnier this way
i'll make it up to you by drawing a swole undyne tomorrow
What movies do you think your favourite would be REALLY excited about seeing?like, begging you to go with them at nearly every opportunity levels of excited?
>>146171680
eh it's a short distance of decent walking road but at least it's up a hill though so i can make the most of it.
>>146171819
WOSH
>>146171951
prbly zootopia because he is a furry lil fuck
>>146172048Am I wrong?
>>146171039
guess there can only be one true heroine
>>146171951
the little faggot would be really into superhero movies
>>146171951
Boku no Pico
>>146171951
Probably something robot related. Maybe Terminator 2.
WANNA HUG AN ANON
GONNA HUG AN ANON
>>146172762
do not
>>146172762
Am I being detained?
>>146172854
Yes. Off to the gulag with you.
>>146172762
Unhug me immediately!
>>146172881
SEND HELP
SEND HELP NOW
>>146172762
NO
>>146171039
Glorious. I was at work when that was done so I missed it sadly. Would've drawn a fish for you anon.
>>146173031
Nobody but the Party can help you now.
Giving Monster Kid so many blowjobs!
>>146173031
Too late now comrade )))
Tell me one thing: should I stop using the pencil brush? It looks better on tiny screen so I can't really tell.
>>146173259
Fun between boys!
Getting him addicted to your blowjobs!
Monster Kid feeling uncomfortably horny when you're not around!
>>146173343
Use whatever you believe makes the best result.
>>146173548
Hey now, that's going a bit far
I don't want to be inconveniencing him at allThough it would be a bit flattering if that did happen
>>146173343
>>146173581 hit the nail on the head
personally i think it suits your style though
>>146172762
me me
>>146172762
Okay but only if i get to finger your ass
If you had to give one main character a bad ending in order to save the others who would you choose?
>>146174262Asriel.Wait, what already happened, didn't it?
>>146174262
Chara
Alright bread quest chin time.
Would you actually eat any of the MTT emporium foods?
Glamburgers seem nice.
>>146174262
Jerry.
Okay for real, Asriel as in canon.
>>146174328
I agree with this answer. It's the only way.
>>146174262
Not-Asriel.
Probably go with Asgore or Toriel since they'd volunteer
>>146173343
I dunno, do whatever suits you man
>>146174262
asriel
>>146173581
>>146173959
I guess I should just experiment a bit to see what's good.
>>146174368
Sure. Steak with MTT's face pressed into it would be like an indirectly kissing Mettaton's rectangular face.
What's in a Starfait, anyway? I'd probably eat it.
>>146174603
I like the harder line on that Temmie, actually. But yeah, experiment. See what you like in different situations.
>>146174603
sounds like a plan. good luck
>>146174619
a parfait
>>146140273
The hill is quiet today.
>>146174603
Oh screw me for forgetting those
>>146174740
The inked look is better, but also harder to work with. I'll just have to see.
>>146174262
Me the player, OFF styleor i'm okay with Asriel I guess
>>146172914
>>146173097
>>146172853
>>146172854
*unhugs*
>>146174049
*hugs*ily, anon
>>146174120
no lewd pls
Pure hugs only
>>146174368
i'd eat the legendary hero and maybe the starfait
glamburger and mtt steak are some fake shit
>>146167982
Go to bed
>>146174619
>>146174793
nevermind I thought you asked what it was
>>146174262
nobodyno one gets left behind
>>146174793
Yes, but since the Glamburger has sequins and glue, is the Starfait also some strange yogurt mixed with glitter abomination?
Why can't this be real?
>>146174874
You will accept whatever form of lewd that comes with these hugs and you will smile otherwise you get locked back in the closet.
>>146174368
I'd eat all of them
>>146171039
But why would you do one now?
>>146169723
>>146169642
I just got really busy with school work and didn't have time or want.
>>146175007
Toby wouldn't want it.
This reminds me of the one copypasta.
>>146175032
>>146173148
I am never the requester, I just make the collages.
>>146174889
I'm already in my bed
>>146175007
We don't know it can't. Try it out.
Rather than questioning how someone could be gone for a couple of weeks, I'm more confused that I see some of you fuckers every time I'm on here. Why don't you have anything better to do, /utg/?
>>146175312
I'm a boring person with a boring life
And I really like you guys, I don't see myself leaving any time soon
>>146175312
because I'm a failure
Fish!
>>146175312
i like dumping goat pictures and shitposting inbetween overwatch matches
>>146175312
I have nothing to do most of the time besides shitpost on 4chan. Also I'm here for rare tems
>>146175312
Maybe they left too and just returned
>>146175413
I like you too, anon. I keep coming back myself every so often, but make sure to have fun doing other things too, okay?
Save nobody.
Kill everybody.
Genocide only.
>>146175531
I hope you liked the Tem collab
>>146175434
Oh, come now. I'm sure you have redeeming qualities that just don't show themselves on /utg/!
>>146175625
Chara pls
>>146175312
I have no other place to go. I could actually call this place "Home."
I've literally been crying in my bed for the last 120 posts, I have no future, my studies don't progress shit, my dad denies my existence, my bf broke up with me, I want to kill myself.
That's why...
>>146175625
I would do anything for love
>>146174262
Asriel, but that's canon. Also, Asriel apologists are the worst.
>>146175505
>>146175531
This seems like a healthy way to interact with /utg/. Please keep the shitposts coming.
>>146175453
>>146175312
i do other stuff and check in on this place throughout the day
>>146175592
I don't know, man. I tend to remember details about posters and recognize them. It would be a hell of a coincidence if some anons just happened to always be on precisely when I happen to visit.
>>146175312
I mostly dump bots and shitpost while waiting for other stuff IRL.
>>146175312
I leave a tab open while I do other things. I've always lurked one place or another, if I wasn't here I'd probably have a different general or forum open.
Don't really get why some people treat it like their diary, though.
>>146175312
I do other stuff while posting and am only really active in the evenings
>>146176114
oh!! oh!! who am I?
>>146175860
Want a hug?and a piety fuck for both of us?
>>146175860
>my dad denies my existence, my bf broke up with me
You're that one anon who posted about his troubles before?
>>146176114
oh!! who am I
>>146175860
All of that stuff sucks, my dear. But you're still you and it would be a shame to not have you somewhere on this earth. Don't let the outside stuff (and this includes other people, like your dad and you ex) make you think you're any less. Talk to someone real, someone supportive, but you've got to feel good about yourself from within.
BABYBONES
>>146175312
What >>146176373 said, although I post a lot less than I used to. Mostly because I'm losing interest in these threads.
Sorry brothers.
>>146176507
>piety fuck
now I am interested in what that could be. Seems contradictory to me.
>>146176008
>>146176293
>>146176373
Very good, I accept these responses. At ease.
>>146176756
missionary no condoms.
>>146176459
You're a faggot
>>146176568
You're a faggot that should kill yourself
>>146175531
>an image I made probably months ago now
This makes me happier than it should. I have some time to kill if you want me to make another tem.
>>146176897
goddamn son
>>146176459
Well, clearly, you're this poster.
>>146176568
>>146176897
how did you know??
>>146175312
I graduated recently and am looking for work.
>>146176897
oh
>>146176965
no he is different
>>146176971
I know because anons that copy posters should probably suicide
>>146176735
why are momfags such weird cultists
I want to hug Undyne
>>146174262
Gaster and Chara
Not sure why people are saying Asriel since he gets the objectively superior ending of being best flower.
>>146177146
why are you so obsessed with pointing out how weird momfags are every time they post
>>146177065
I will hire you for bjs
>Decided to be productive today
>close UTG
>shut off computer
>immediately get on UTG from my phone
Where is the exit?
>>146177220
this is the first time I've done it, what are you on about
>>146177115
I meant other anons but you get the idea.
>>146177146
That's unexplainable really, although they have gotten significantly worse as of late.
>>146177257
UTG actually exist inside of a random botfags asshole at anygiven time it's virtually impossible to climb out.
>>146177168
I know that feeling well
>>146177297
People like to convince themselves that there's only one person that dislikes their trashposting
>>146177065
Congrats on the graduation and knock em dead, darling.
>>146177257
The exit is locked and the only way out is throughthe perfume department
>>146177257
Unplug your router! Throw your phone out a window!
>>146177413
This
Croc says it, angstrom says it, that cookanon faggot says it, dadfags say it, I always see the one person meme
>>146177297
highly doubtful
>>146177413
I'm not even a momfag I just keep seeing it and it's annoying to me. all the ones I've spoken to are chill
>>146177240
I am not the anon you're responding to, but fuck, I'd rather just give professional BJs at this point. How does one get into this exciting field?
>>146177601
night clubs and online listing, presumably
>>146177401
i should of killed weaver when i had the chance at that pony con
>>146177542
I don't say shit because I don't give a fuck desu
>>146177601
nearest seedy back alley or truck stop bathroom
>>146177413
I just want to know why they pull the 'brother' shtick and how it started
>>146177240
I'm better at handjobs but I'll take it if it pays good
>>146177879
Its just a meme
>>146177953
No, anon. You are supposed to decline offers like that.
>>146176947
Make a tem.
Any tem.
>>146177168
I want to cook with Undyne.
>>146174262
No one deserves Asriels fate.
>>146178264
counter point
So Sorry
>>146177146
it was just a prank bro
But for real, I do realize not everyone finds it amusing, which is one of the reasons I've toned it down the past few months.
I also enjoy posting dads every once in a while.
>>146178264
Counter-counter point: Frickanon
>>146177953
Maybe we can be a team business venture. I'm better at blowing and we can both negotiate for competitive rates.
I think what I really need to do is stop hating my real job so much, but escapism is fun too.
How long can your favorite survive in the skeleverse?
>>146178395
what's skeleverse?
>>146178395
>Asgore
Thankfully gets ignored by 95% of skeleton fuckers and goes off to do his own thing
>>146178395
running off the assumption that the whole thing is a mass orgy here
i suppose he could survive as long as he wanted to. but then again, it's the skeleverse, why would he want to
>>146178395
Is the skeleverse the one full of extremely original not-Sans characters? Isn't it supposed to be its own thing separate from Undertale?
I don't want to send Papyrus in there if he's just going to be immediately killed off to make all the Sanses cry and menstruate everywhere.
Why is this so sexual again?
>>146178395
Alphys gets threatened and beat to shit by every skeleton simultaneously for reasons varying from endangering the kiddo to stealing Gaster's job to loving Undyne instead of him.
That lizard is dead as a doornail.
>>146178890
Because anons are for sexual
When is it okay to kekkle at fire tiddy?
>>146178395
while i doubt canon sans would give a fuck about the smol goat boy (although he wouldn't be happy with him), the spergy AUs would probably try to rape him to death.
LEGS
>>146179072
Bad legs
>>146178890
Because I'm here.
>>146179072
I want that goat to savage me until my legs don't work.
Howdy /utg/ - are there any britbongs here going to vote in the EU referendum on Thursday?
>>146179051
Shut up meme kid
>>146179325
don't respond
>>146179325no u
>>146179072
But do they lead to a cutebutt?
>>146172746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsnSQtsdMJII spent way too much time on this.
>>146179317
Fuck, gotta lay off the burgers there.
>>146179440
that's up to you to find out.
Ho ho! }: )
>>146179440
yep
>>146179448
That's neat
>>146179448
you're getting better and better
>>146179448
I like.
>>146178032
I'm desperate.
>>146178382
I wouldn't mind starting a business eventually, I just don't know where.
I'd hire you, anon. Robotfriends always come first.
How you feel?
>>146179448
Oh thanks anon.
>>146179935
Disappointed.
>>146179935
Happy.
Chara's a shit and Asriel/Flowey deserves better.
>>146179558
Fatpants is bestpants
