Cute Cuddle Edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>146141126
hyurboypussy
>>146160114
Are you sure of that? The fat cat is judging you.
>>146160118
Oh, well okay. I mean, I'm 52 and not finished msq between ARR/heavensward yet, so maybe we'll end up somewhere close?
Offers open if we end up nearby.
Why do almost all Elezen's remind me of Michael Jackson? (one in OP included)
>>>146159839
My thanks goes to all my fellow hyurans out there!
I did it xivg
I hit rock bottom
>>146160327
I thought Taylor allowed no entry.
>>146160396
While Sugi is away, Taylor will play!
can i be a bp?
anyone on balmung doing anything...
>>146160248
I suppose we'll see then
>>146160327
Don't you fucking mock me you dickhole
>>146160429
Are you a cat?
all cats are bp offering sluts
>>146160435
and go to bed already jeez!
>>146160396
>>146160415
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lmao
>two awful neo-ebins talking to each other in the thread
>>146160429
you don't ask to be bp. if you're ready, cute and eager to please the people will crown you a bussy
>>146160570
talk to me out of thread...
Is there any reason to bring a NIN if you have a WAR?
>>146160327
>>146160634
Trick Attack, Goad, Smoke Screen, Shadewalker
>>146160634
bring drg mnk
dont fall for the ninja meme
>>146160318
Name this gif
>>146160691
>Smoke Screen, Shadewalker
what the fuck do you even use them for
>>146160729
This
t.totally not a DRG looking for a job
>>146160857
muh parse
>>146160857
what the hell do you think
use your brain
>>146160396
>>146160415
Stop this!
>>146160467
Stop saying cats are sluts!
>>146160756
>usual ebin erp
>>146160857
>shadewalker the tank on opener
>tank can now open in their DPS stance
>smokescreen the melee DPS
>the ranged have quelling
>you now dont have to worry about ANYONES agro
>>146160934
I can only see smoke screen being useful if the BLM wants to do his big dick opener while quelling is on CD because his cat walked on his keyboard or some shit
Shadewalker is just fucking pointless, NIN doesn't do nearly enough aoe damage to make enmity an issue
>>146160949
... grr
>>146161034
shadewalker is much more useful than smokescreen since tank enmity is a thing after they nerfed tank damage and it allows them to stay in dps stance/do less power slash combos
smokescreen is usually reserved for whm in very heavy aoe healing situations
I feel so bad for spoonfeeding uuuuuuuuughh
hi does anyone want to maybe do weeping city is it after reset yet i don't know?
send a tell to rich forever
i'm not even sure if i want to do it but i mean maybe probably i need it anyways so
>>146161240
Dude it's like 5 AM pst and 8 AM pst, go to sleep.
I looked at the broken wall clock; it was right at least twice a day.
>>146161141
:^)
>>146161324
It's actually almost 2pm for me, but hey. There is only one country in the world I guess :^)
>>146161324
Sleep is the cousin of death, amigo. Don't let it get you man.
>>146161347
pls don't :^) me anon
>>146161431
okay thanks for explaining that stuff
>>146161324
Americans everyone.
>>146161425
>>146161553
i'm pretty sure cutespeed is us and since the post was directed at him yeeeeahhh
maybe you should think before you post
>>146161425
There's only one country in the world that God cares about you fucking heretic.
>>146161427
I embrace death, I chase it.
thread's slow. where are the usual avatarfags? don't tell me they have lives.
>>146161675
I'm playing my NG+ of 7th Stand User.
>>146161675
It's late in america.
>>146161675
Asleep or at work?
Or maybe just dead!
>>146160467
>all cats are bp offering sluts
Incorrect. Some use their tails to deflower pure maidens. How about I use mine on you while giving yours a good yank for your perverse assumption?
trap, will cam for gil or ironworks on gilgameshdetails and specifics can be discussed in-game or elsewheregive ign or other way to contact you
>>146161675
The are usually no avatarfags during EU times m8
Vote leave btw if any1's bri'ish
>>146161782
God I wish I was dead, Anon.
>>146161826
... h-how about you stop being so lewd?
>>146161853
VOTE LEAVE
>>146161852
what a time to be alive hahahaha
>>146161861
I wish you were dead too!
/hug
>>146161941
Awww thanks man you're the best.
>>146162050
No problem.
You hang in there though.
>>146161852Not a trap. On Balmung. Won't cam for gil or minions.Will discuss how to best prepare porridge and the dangers of watering your garden midday.Details and specifics can be discussed in-game or elsewhere!God bless.
>>146161852
tfw not on gilgamesh, darn.
>>146161874
You'd have better luck telling me to stop breathing. At the very least, I have to pull on your tail for making that "bp" comment.
>tfw to abe to jerk me off
y even fap...
>>146161852
Rheia NO
>>146162090
B-because you're a cat huh?
Be gentle.
>>146162096
I heard abe was a innocent.
Literally the only innocent c@te
>>146161852
>>146162082
>"... Do I?"
>>146162179
>Rheia
>Trap
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
>>146162071
Could you transfer to Gilgamesh and have that trap come to Balmung?
>>146161852
Rheia YES
Just got the ilv170 craft belt earring neck wrist and rings, what do I meld into them
>>146162071
Can we discuss how to best kill rabbits and birds, then skin & cook them?
>>146162223
Nothing, fucking get the i190 shit
all joking aside
+4 cp for anything that fits
+4 control if cp doesnt fit
then +6 craftmanship
you can only fit 2 since no advance melding
get a fucking i190.
>>146162203
Go for it anon!
Make someones day and have a little fun!
>>146162186
I won't make any guarantees, even in regards to if I do stop at tail pulling. Just giving you a heads-up.
>>146162186
>abe
>innocent
He's a huge sub and loves being told what a useless slut he is. I don't think he'd even deny this.Too bad he hasn't ERPd lately.
>>146162383
... you'll have forgotten all about it before youeven get a chance!
>>146162432
Ew.
I'll be sure to stay /far/ away from him, I bet his cat smells like wet fur.
who is CUTE CUTER AND CUTEST?
>tfw i will never part the sea between brightness and me before i drown myself and everyone and everything
>>146162432
Just play a drinking game with him. Like, watch planet of the apes and every tume a dook shows up that looks like velvet, take a shot. You'll end your night with either his lips around your dong or in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
>>146162486
Doubt it. My memory's stupid good. All it'd take is for me to recognize you in the Duty Finder. When that happens, prepare your body. Mostly your tail, of course.
how do you play machinist when you don't have one target to do super wildfires on, like dungeons/24 mans
>>146162592
what even is this post
>>146162609
Wait what. Duty finder?
Why would we be in duty finder together?
>crit 5 and det 5 shortage
absolutely epic
glad i bought 3 twines for nothing
>>146161852Sit at a table at the Culinarian's Guild.
>>146162215
Of course!
>>146162304
Please don't speak to me or any of my sons ever again.
>>146162718
Good luck anon, slay that BP!
Report back with stories of how your life was forever changed by good high quality lewds.
>>146162662
Getting matched up in the same instance at the right time by the gods of RNG. They have a warped sense of humour.
>>146162665
love your butt
>>146162718not online right now, I can make a post tomorrow or give you my alt skype
>>146162592That's hot.
>tfw accidentally clicking "no" when making collectables for scrips
fuck
>>146162825
Hmm.
RNG gods have done me well recently anon~
>>146162736
How can you call yourself a culinarian if you're not even willing to cook a delicious rabbit?
>>146162869See you tomorrow.
>>146162953alrighty, I'll post as soon as I'm up probably, bed pretty soon to give you an idea
>>146162665
Didn't weeklies just reset? Rev up that void ark line
>>146161853
you fucking dirty southern cunts better vote leave or I'm leaving this shit country
I think one of my friends betrayed the Eorzea and joined the Garlean army.
What do I do?
>>146163358
Purge them.
>>146163292
im voting remain :^)
northern cunts fuck off
>>146163292
Mind explaining to Yanks what all is at stake here with the vote?
>>146162642
Like for trash packs? Deploy your Bishop, Hypercharge it (especially if you have a caster bro), pop offensive cooldowns, then it depends on how long the pack is going to stay alive. < 30 seconds? Spam Grenado Shot. > 30? Spread Shot. Invig when necessary.
>>146163693
uk leaving the eu
>>146163292
>>146163693
Wether we leave the EU or not.
If we leave, we lose negotiating power in trading, but we regain power to make all our own laws and prevent immigration.
Any member of any eu state can move to and work in any other, kind of like your states.
Except ours take money and send it to their homes, and dont speak the language.
>>146163693
Basically it's a vote to decide whether or not Britbong stays in the EU and deals with all of their rules and regulations or tells them to fuck off.
>>146163639
okay muhammad, enjoy your third world country ^_^
>>146163847
I wish someone would tell me to fuck off.
>>146163830
How is any of this post related to the general you are posting in?
>>146163830
>prevent immigration.
Yeah, about that.
>>146163639
Enjoy your refugee crisis and kebabs leeching off all of your benefits.
>>146163902
muhammads don't come from the eu you dumb cunt.
the elite will just take extra wogs to compensate the missing plumbers and gypsies
>>146163958
It isn't but General is slow so w/e
>>146163830
Those people are not a part of the eu
They are 'war refugees' that walked all the way to rich countries
>>146163639
>>146164064
Slow general is no excuse for off-topic garbage.
>>146163958
You're right
Post kit kats dabs, the same dragon ass in five different colors, and Discord drama
Am I in /pol/ or ffxivg? report
>>146164134
>We'd have more control than we do now.
Rev up that foreign labor, friend.
post doman refugees
>>146163745
like do you hold everything to recover wildfire timings after trash
>>146164134
Lesser evil
Islamists are the main problem in rich eu countries
>>146164157
As someone who worked in a warehouse full of poles, most of them are ok, sure. But there are too many. And they put a strain on our infastructure.
e're not equipped to handle so many outsiders.
Ala mhigans get out reeee
>>146164064
Velvet thought the same thing and discussed his penis size in lieu of actual game discussion. If you don't have anything related to it, fuck off. Seriously.
>>146164086
At least half of those are related to the general at large.
xth for XIVG turned me gay.
I used to be repulsed by the idea of sucking dick but now all I want to do is fuck bussies while stroking their cock
please tell me i'm not alone..
>>146164209
Sure, but I was talking about the leave/remain vote.
As you yourself said, syrian refugees are nothing to do with that.
>>146164268
you're not alone
also that'snot gay
>>146164134
as much as eastern euroa annoy me as well, they are a net benefit to the uk even with the benefit claims.
there is nothing stopping us from enacting laws that can combat that since germany has such laws for years now.
brexiter highly overstate how powerful eu laws are
>146164334
bait
>tfw no elezen gf
>>146164241
> Whole post with nothing FFXIV in it.
Welp. Stop shitposting sir.
Remember it's okay for Abe to post butt, but if a Femroe does it? Verboden.
>>146164047
excuse me, I'm implying that you are a dirty mudslime from tower hamlets
VOTE LEAVE, TAKE BACK CONTROL
>>146164268
>fucking bussies and stroking their cocks is gay
>not tongue-fucking their shitters and sucking their balls before swapping your own cum with them while frotting
Get on my level, kohai.I blame Corruption of Champions; I've never before been so turned on by the mention of the word 'cock'.
>>146164429
>tfw no overly protective max height female wildwood WHM to keep me alive in battle
>>146164316
But they are literally there for benefits and they can't adapt to the country and create shitty sharia zones
>>146164487
>le femroe hate
you're not helping yourself
>>146164548
>this is not the question being discussed
>why do you keep bringing it up?
I hate them too, but we're not talking about them
>>146164487
Yeah, but we /like/ abe
>>146164517
;_; why live
>>146164495
why the fuck would i vote remain if im a mudslime
fuck off dumb ukip cunt
>>146164429
>>146164517
Why not go and get one.. ?
No entry.
:3
>>146164680
Forget that Elezen bitch I want that red skinned Roe
>>146161675
Europe just has less fucked shitposters
This thread is reaching the new low.
Anyone else playing the game today?
>tfw sleep schedule makes it so that nobody will run content with you
What is the Levemete's armor called?
>>146164680
Because WHMs want to cleanse the darkness, not suffer the dorkness.
>>146164268
already gay, but /xivg/ made me likefutas
>>146164487
Who keeps perpetuating this myth that we have butts? They're practically concave.
who /fucked up sleeping schedule/ here?
i really need to fix this shit
Thigh slider when?
>>146164185
>tfw after you complete the MSQ you can't find her anywhere in game as an npc
why the fuck not? i wanted to hang with her
> The water sprite suffers the effect of Fracture.
>>146164961
hello tranny manny
>>146164961Her voice actress got murdered so it complicated things.[/spoiler
>no will to do anything
>giving up in all my games, no will to progress
>mental problems
>sleep for 11 hours a day because no reason to get up
>health is shit, feel like shit, look like shit
>can't remember the last time I made money
>enjoy nothing
>think about dying all day
>in a constant state of anxiety
At least I look cute in ffxiv, that's got to count for something
>>146164859
Says the more frequently WAR than DRK. Does the dark- sorry, "dorkness" stick on you no matter what?
>>146164959
Let me know when that comes out asap and you'll see me sporting max for the rest of the game's life.
>>146164958
I had this.
Forced a 20 hour sleep on saturday to fix it.
Dreams were weeeeird, like my mind was rebelling against it.
>>146165020
hi, please respect my pronouns,,, or i will report u to the tumblr,,
>>146165026
well i mean the good one didn't, but i guess. her npc hasn't been in game forever though, not since rising stones era. was way before the murder.
>>146164782
sorry I had to promote the leave campaign, we only have a few days left now
>>146164959
THICK THIGHS
>>146165085
it's 6am pst and i'm not remotely sleepy. i try to stay up and last the day so i can crash at night but i always end up falling asleep.
i blame a friend a made who is current living in japan.
>>146165212
I know it sucks, but you gotta discipline yourself anon.
We're both in the same boat I guess, but you gotta put your health first.
Doing this stuff isnt good for you and you know it. Friends are good, staying strong and mentally well is more important.
Get proper sleep
/hug
>>146165082
It does. I am forever tainted...by the dorkness.
[muffled linkin park playing in the background]
>>146164680don't know how to find myself a qt elf girl
>>146165302
i'll try to get some z'sgood night anon
>>146165391
nini anon. Rest easy.
>>146165146
vote lave . ... for our guy... nigel... farage .. . . argggg . .
>>146165212
>>146165302
i'm kinda fucked atm
like if i go to sleep late i WILL NOT get enough sleep t al, my body will always wake up relatively early
i guess maybe i'm breaking it rn since i woke up at 2am but idk, i kept waking up at 9am even though i went to sleep at like 4
>>146164959
Hopefully soon.
>>146165465
*at all
*2pmforgive me, i just wok eup
>>146165373
Get one from the store. I became one for the low low price of 1 fanta!
Would anyone on Balmung care to join me for a few Aery runs until I get my swordwhich is never?
:3
>>146165465
Your body has a natural wakeup time, to do with seasons and shit, thats whats happening.
If you cant force yourself to roll over and catch some more hours, you really need to enforce a bedtime on yourself...
I know its not fun and feels childish, but i'll say again, your mental health is important, and sleeping properly is one of the cheapest, easiest ways of maintaining it...
>>146165501
Is this Elk?
>>146165661
to be fair, i usually can
it's just recently that it's changed, it feels so odd
but i also feel so much better for it, it feels like rather than over sleeping i'm getting just the right amount
>>146165610
"No entry" - no help.
GAS THE LALAS RACE WAR MEOW!
>>146165776
Well if it feels like enough, whats the problem~?
I want to give my EBa nursing handjob!
why do you play this game?
i like the art style and the community is on the chill side for an online mmo. the story was good but got kind of redundant and boring after passing into heavensward. the fetch quests really kill the pacing and gil has little to no worth. there hasn't been one instance where i needed gil for something and its just handed out in every "go talk to this guy quest" like its nothing.
i want to play this game again but all i ever find myself doing is logging on and healing in a daily which is 90% of the time sastasha for some newbie then logging off. i feel like there's more to achieve in this game what am i missing
>>146165860
And the cats?
>>146165784
Rude.
;_;
>>146165871
because it isn't, it's sometimes like 4 hours outright
>>146165883
> tfw no EB.
> proposed to someone one time and got a "maybe"
>... never heard back.;-;
>>146165982
You could just be a lucky person who only needs a few hours to get by?
Older people need less sleep, (cept /old/ people) maybe you hit the holy grail of being able to sleep 5 hours and not suffer?
>>146166049
tfw never even offered, but would totes be up for it and willing to pay, even if just for the mount/pet/clothes
>>146165501
Elk's got a great body
>>146165936
send them to find lizard hookers
>>146166219
And where on earth would they find them huh?
remember everyone, you are beautiful and perfect and amazing and i love you and i hope you love you as well
and if you don't or can't love you, i will love you enough for the two of us
night night xivg
>>146166110
nah, i'm 19
it doesn't help that i sleep right next to my window, so my curtains dont stop any light from touching me
though i've also noticed that i keep waking up with one less pillow, like one of my pillows keeps ending up on the floor
maybe i'm going crazy
>>146166423
gn chico
>>146166259
You're a good lizard hooker.
t. a mooncat
>>146166460
My dog's name is chico.
:3
>>146166423
aww, nini
>>146166460
Well sunlight hitting you is bound to wake you up. your body is literally wired to wake up!
And sounds like your sleep has become restless...
>>146166518
My dog's name is Kiss Dissem.
:3
>>146166626
That's a cute name.
Is he a good boy?
:3
>>146166478
Y-your information is outdated and falsified!
>>146166713
Yes, but sometimes he's an insufferable cunt and I have to discipline him.
:3
>>146166768
>Outdating
1 day isn't outdated~
>>146166846
Sounds likethe opposite of me.
:3
>>146166898
... ... ... You clearly have me mixed up with rocklizard or dirtyface
Good thread today
>>146166937
Lies!
I hope you're having a fun day though!
>>146166937
Wtf, I'm pure.
3:<
>>146167014
>He has filters set
Hello Tumblr.
>>146167016
Surviving!
\blog
Invited out for drinks and quiz later
no time for gaming maybe...
Who knows, i might join the 'sleep is for pussies' club and smash out till 0200, depends if thread looks fun
/blog
>>146167094
Nah, I heard you do terrible things to yourself while in dungeons
[6:47][FC]<Kiss Dissem> You throw away a Mhachi penny.
[6:47][FC]<Kiss Dissem> oops
>>146167274
>>146167094
proof of 'distraction' in dungeons right here....
>>146167274
{Oops!}
>>146167185
Maybe I'll see you tonight then.
>>146167379
You should definitely be in bed before me, I wont be around before midnight uk(ip) time
I'm supposed to be asleep right now, but I can't get rid of this feeling of impending doom. My local city council is voting on something today that will put me out of a job if it passes, and there's really nothing I can do about it.
I want to get drunk, or shoot myself.Thanks for reading my blog, be sure to like and subscribe.
>>146167476
/hug
Well darn anon.
I hope it doesnt...!
>tfw i beeped this lizard
>>146167546
Your posts got deleted; nice ban evasion
>>146167587
Why do all lizards in this thread look fucking awful?
>>146167587
>>146167587
Wait, is Rena a slut?
Unfortunate.
>>146167653
Huh?
I'm not evading at all.
>>146167670
wow ok rude.
>>146167587
>having the nude mod
>>146167670
my lizard isnt awful
>>146167587
>you weren't the one to shatter beepy's cheerypit
>>146167710
>dresses like a clown prostitute
>calls other people rude when someone points out they look ridiculous
NO HUGBOX
Oh my god. They did.
Do people here really get so autistic they report everything not talking about bussi and catpits?
Like, I've been in some strange communities, but you went back and checked to make sure Id been deleted to?
You fucking speglord. Get a job anon. Get a life.
Get a cute girlfriend, and get something more important to care about.
Please.
Oh, and brush your teeth. Twice daily.
>>146167793
Its not a clown!
Meanie.
I have all 200s
What's my best shot at upgrading? The 215 loot dungeons have dropped nothing for me. Actually all HW dungeons have dropped nothing for me.
Build up lore for a chestpiece?
DAE here like miqo'te...?
>>146167670
All have gimmicks or something "off" about their look.
Simplicity and normal looks are rare.I don't have a good pic of my fish ra handy so have my first auri girl from HW launch
>>146167685
don't say mean things
>>146167879
Spam Midas and hope your fellow DFinders aren't complete retards.
>>146167873
Colgate gets on my nerves a little at times but reporting ain't cool. :/ Ah well stay on topic I guess.
>>146167670
We're voidsent, we're meant to look awful. I mean, look at these gigantic weaknesses on our heads.
>>146167587
midlanders are boring sluts
highlanders are tranny sluts
lizards are annoying sluts
moonies are secret sluts
elezen are literally the only pure ones
>>146167772
>my lizard isnt awful
Yes, it is.
>>146167980
>Don't have a good pic
Of course you don't, because you can't actually take a good one of shit
>>146168050
And what the fuck are you even doing here? Isn't it about time you went back?
>>146167980
Cute. What pants?
>>146167873
>they thought this was a hugbox
kek
>>146167969
hey look, its you
http://i.imgur.com/9exac85.jpg
>>146168010
someone asked about the brexeit vote, I went out of my way to explain to our american friends.
Not like anything else was happening here...
>>146168076
>moonies are secret sluts
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh wait, you're serious anon...?
You poor thing
>>146168098
I didn't think nuffin!
>>146168121
Hey toothpaste pleb, we've been over moonie/cat bullying....
>>146168121
they're still sluts, annoying slut.
>>146168006
wait so i can just spam need and gather enough tokens to turn in for 220?
>>146168094
>Isn't it about time you went back?
I dunno. Is it? I mean, SHOULD I?
>>146167670
The simpler, the better
People using weird faces/features to express their uniqueness suffer as a result
>>146168176
Its no secret.
>>146168160
S-sorry!
Could some Balmung people PLEASE come to NThan and help us with Gorgimera?
There's literally no one here.
>>146168329
>tfw pickles is best male ra and will never come back
HAAATE YOU
pleASE assist with gogimera on balmung
literally only 2 people are here
>>146168329
not always
and if you just make humans with horns then what's the point
>>146168329
post lore chest
>>146168375
there are better ra but his is acceptable
>>146168260
Yes. Cap on midas shit was removed with 3.3, with the exception of the tokens needed for the Lore weapon.
>>146168329
Is face paint a weird feature...
>>146168420
Would if i was at my pc anon!
>>146168479
If its white, it aint paint!
>>146168420
>>146168357
no i'm going to bed, u mad, losers lol rekt night
post males with the lore chest, the best armor in the game
>>146168440
I assume you meant on the Au Ra, only have a couple ones on my Mid
>>146168420
I mentioned this before, but Au Ra have great Aryan features
READ: Not blonde hair and blue eyes, like morons assumed last time, I mean straight noses, full jaws, sharp eyes, high cheekbones, thick temples, most of which are kinda missing in the selections on most Midlander/Highlander faces in one way or another
Also, the scales frame the face somewhat similarly to facial hair, albeit more stylish
>>146168097
Militia tights
>>146168094
I liked my fish ra but I don't like voidsent troubles.Which voidsent hurt you
>>146168329
See? You got it. I've preferred your raen over this xaela though because raens are way more expressive imo.
>>146168702
yes ra. post more when you dyed it black
Are these good melds for the Ironworks crafter chest piece?Going to be fucking expensive for those Craftsmanship V's ;-;
