Summer skins edition
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Previous: >>146022242
First for cute girls
memes
nth for level 2 zen on your team
>You and Tracer will never worship Widow's butt toguether
okay memelords
what are symmetra's "counters"?
Xth for simple geometry
>>146033483
Thirst for hot guys
thoughts?
There gonna be an imgur folder for all these character guideline things?
Mercy can undo any sick play your team dishes out.
THE WOLF
HUNTS
FOR HIS PREY
>>146033648
I play a lot of Symmetra and Pharah does a good job of shitting on my day.
>>146033648
winston
lucio
anything with splash damage
Pharah now gains 200% fuel regen for 0.75 seconds after using Jump Jet
>>146033671
>Torbjorn
>>146033149
Have you channeled your inner edgelord and carried your team today, /owg/?
>>146033671
Pharah would have some standard military underwear unless her skin tight suit obstructed it Otherwise fine. Genji might not wear it given he's all bot
>>146033763
I dont play Pharah so I dont know what the fuck youre trying to fix
I see enough Pharahs stay in the air for like an hour so maybe youre just bad
>>146033683
>doesn't kill mercy first
its not a sick play you fucking fag
>>146033608
>mercy is countered by winston
In what world? She can just press shift and get out of range. You can sometimes suicide dive a mercy but in most cases, especially on attack she can just zip around and Winston doesn't have the DPS or range to do anything about it.
>>146033671
>symettra
What
2Mercy is the greatest meme ever
>Me and other Mercy have our Ults
>Enemy DIE DIE DIE
>HEROES NEVER DIE
>Enemy Black Hole + Pule Bomb
>HEROES NEVER DIE
>>146033671
>Tobjorn
here come dat rat
>>146033779
>>146033671
this is fucking gay lmaoooooooooo
>>146033851
Kill the mercy or she might
Counter
You hot q press
>>146033909
oh shit g'day!
>>146033763
she just needs better splash damage/lower cooldowns/concussive blast remade into something useful and not the current gimmick skill it is right now
>>146033879
A diaper because poo in the loo xD
>>146033608 Mercy
>>146032680 Junkrat
>>146030682 Bastion
>>146030307 Pharah
>>146030462 Mei
Alright I'm doin' Genji next, post now if you have any suggestions. And if you have another hero you know about feel free to post and I'll do those next.
>only play PC games while laying in bed.
>Use optical mouse on the sheets
>It's usually fine because I never played >fps before this.
>Decide to get a mouse pad
>Significantly improve my accuracy
>54% winrate now
>Friend invites come and regularly play with coordinated groups
>60%
>Nobody knows I'm kicking ass while comfy in bed
>Feels good
Who else ex-shitter here? How'd you improve?
>finally doing good in a game
>internet drops
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146034043
Mei simply destroys Genji.
requesting all the smug widowmaker you have
fuck off Blizzard, I'm not playing the most cancerous hero in the game
>>146033857
I didn't have it, two people immediately told me to add it so I went ahead. I have definitely had monkey problems as a Mercy myself so I'm gonna leave that one for now. Your survival really depends on your teammates letting you zip to them or peel for you etc, so it still stands as a decent counter imo.
>>146034146
>Not webm related
y
>>146034146
whats with your filenames?
>>146034146
You're pretty good
>>146034172
Winston players think he counters a lot of characters he actually doesn't.
>>146033779
>get a solo 6k on nepal sanctum point with death blossom for 4 and m1 for 2
>plays tv wasn't recording so i can't jack off to it later
i was sad and am still sad
>>146034198
I can't be bothered to convert a 8mb gif to webm so I upload it to gfycat and then download it.
They have a good compression algorithm
>>146034197
i wish it was this, but it would be way too long anway
>>146034146
>Blizzard will never add this
>>146034197
I was waiting with anticipation for the go to accidentally discharge.
God, what is wrong with me?
>>146034197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anEuw8F8cpE
>tfw you realise winning is literally a matter of cointoss
Didn't realize I play Symmetra so much. Maybe its because I can't aim.
>>146034423
More like the role of many dice in your favor.
sym-ET-tra or SYM-et-tra?
>>146034481
her gun is fucking deadly. people sleep on that shit.
>people insist there is fair and balanced match making
>personal experience
>either utterly destroy the enemy team, or get steamrolled myself
>haven't experienced a middle ground yet
Is it true that Reaper's mariachi skin makes all of his lines Spanish?
>>146034197
>"12 shots"
>>146034280
I just record every game with OBS.
>it's another "support is the only one pushing the payload" episode
>guest starring "roadhog with 'rekt' bound to a macro, yet doesn't get any kills"
I seriously can't understand it- how can you play this game and not touch the payload at ALL? I was out there as solo Lucio, doing whatever the hell I could to not die, but my team either was sniping ineffectively from the backline, or off TDMing for no good reason.
>>146033671
>tracer not shimapan
>>146034531
No but it should be.
>>146034531
I WISH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dr8RF7JBCU
>>146034531
As far as I know, only Hanzo's wolf skin changes any of the voice lines.Strike-Commander Morrison's gun makes different shooty noises from the default skin.
>Symmetra's teleporters have a limited charge
I went almost 50 hours without realizing this
>>146034356I was too
>>146034298
just use Webm For Retards, input file is a GIF and output file will be a WEBM
if you're not sure about the filesize just set it to 3MB limit.
it's easier than using a website.
recorded this with gifcam and converted it to webm just so you can see
>>146034043
Symmetra gives genji a steaming poo for the loo with her bug zapper.
>>146034579
I ALWAYS have gold for objective time. I rarely get silver. I play Lucio, Roadhog, and Phara mostly.
tracer is cute!
>>146033149
My fucking god the mouse input lag in this game is so fucking frustrating.
>Get to points in the game that are graphically intense, like Mei ult + Zarya ult + Zarya's glowy shit + whatever
>Computer decides "well fuck it, let's bog this nigger's mouse down"
>Try to aim in highly-graphical situations
>It's like there's a fucking .2 second delay on my every movement
>Die from lack of ability to aim, everything goes back to being near instantaneous
>Check system requirements for game
>Game wants 6 gigs of RAM
>Have 8
>Game wants NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 460, ATI Radeon™ HD 4850, or Intel® HD Graphics 4400
>Have GEFORCE GTX 765M
>Set the game to absolute butt-fucking minimum
>Looks like shit
>Still get mouse input lag
W H Y
H
Y
>>146034669
I wish teleporter placement wasn't so limited
half the fun of engineer in tf2 was placing teleporters in the most bizarre locations possible to let your team get an edge
>>146034746
Super Cute!
>>146034790
is he autistic?
>>146034778
need to get a friendly Mei to use her ice wall to get you to odd places. Good luck with that.
If I only play Peaper from now on how will it go?
>>146034754
>GEFORCE GTX 765M
>765M
>M
kekkarooni
>>146033671
>Pharah
Hnnnnnnnnnng
>>146034754
>GEFORCE GTX 765M
>Laptop
>Gayman laptop
There is your problem
>>146034673
Hey a fellow gifcam user. Fuck I love that program.
But thanks for the advice!
>>146033149
Summer skins WHEN
WHEEEEEEN
>>146034527
You just haven't reached your proper MMR, then.
>>146034514
Symm-ET-ra.
>>146034579
>tired of Zarya and pushing the payload, want to just click on things
>go reaper
>objective time: 5:30
>game time: 7:00
>>146034668
Sigrun and valkyrie mercy say "TO VALHALLA!" instead of heroes never die.
![967b069838e07c28e193af798544b15c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5Fnnft0.png "967b069838e07c28e193af798544b15c[1].png")
>>146034754
>765M
>M
>>146034698
>>146034095
included, thanks
Is taimou's aim that good or is it that aim bot
So why is the console version bad I hear that people say console 101 and shit?
http://plays.tv/video/57675f094b3cdff57f/justice-2?from=user
>mfw rek shit all game
>still lose because the three other retards not in our group cant into vidya gaems
>>146034754
>falling for the gaymen laptop meme
Did they buff the damage on Tracer's guns and not put it in the patch notes?
>>146034746
>>146034790
Honestly I believe she is fucking insane, she keeps giggling and yapping after murdering people, she may work for the good side but in the end she is just another mercenary,
The moment she becomes jealous she'll teleport with you into a cliff and then rewind, or drop a bomb on your dick.
>>146034738
I think the highlight of that situation is that *I* got avoided by another player on my team because I complained at the end about how no one else bothered to push the payload. He just replied with a "no one likes blog posts". At least I think it was him that avoided me, since when I went to avoid him, the checkmark was already there. Or maybe I already avoided him and mentally blocked it out.
>>146034939
Oh. I always just assumed they were just part of the default ult line sets.
I didn't know that.
>>146033929
>Those retards
>>146034991
>>146034982
it's pretty evident from that one widowmaker video that he used an aimbot in the past, but he may be good at it too.
>>146034991
because aiming is too much for console players, to the point that a nerf for symmetra's turrets is in the works for consoles because people cant 180 to take them out before dying.
>>146034890
>Peaper
Peeping Tom Reaper skin when?
It'll go pretty good, a lot of people are playing double tank, well Zarya + another tank.
You'll shit on both the tanks and kill some squishies too.Your retarded team will be too dumb to capitalise on this on push though so you'll still lose
>>146034754
>laptop
My friend has a gay man laptop, it doubles as a hot plate and I get the joy of hearing him slapping the microphone built into the fucking keyboard everytime he prsses a button.
Go full PC or go home
>>146034556
hm, i haven't looked much into OBS, will have to do so i suppose. my only concern is if it's too resource intensive, as plays tv is super light, but the ui sucks, and i'm in desperate need of a machine upgrade
>>146034920
there's also WebmCam for quick webms, but it's not as good when it comes to compressing
I made this with Webmcam.
>>146035030
Yeah that shit's scary.
>"time's up"
>>146034043
>>146034043
>counters
Winston/Mei/Torbjorn
>works well with
Zenyatta, Zarya, Symmetra/Torbjorn to a certain extent
>Strong against
Bastion
>Good Maps
All non KOH maps
>Bad Maps
Village in Nepal, Lighthouse in illios
>Situational
rest
i can elaborate but im lazy
>>146035058
>console fps
>>146034979
>Strong against: Tracer, Mercy
Why are they even in the top 4 counters? Because they're squishy?
Bastion should be in one of the spots more than either of them or Widowmaker for that matter.
who's ready for edgefest 2k16?
>>146035003
Jesus go to a doctor with that cough, you sound like you're losing a lung.You lost because you hid in a room saving your ult for a fancy potg rather than aggressively ptfo
>>146034979
zarya completely shits on him
he's bad against basically every tank
being paired with mei is no advantage
everyone is good if mercy is sucking their nuts
defensive genji isn't bad at all, people just think it is because most people who play genji are trash
>>146035102
I played one game now and that' exactly how it went. Either they don't go all in and let me wreak havoc from behind, or when I do it they just watch.
So I unboxed the noire skin for widowmaker. It says you only get it if you pre ordered overwatch. Is this supposed to happen?
>get behind enemy team as Reaper
>4 dudes waiting to be reaped
>use death blossom
>friendly Mei walls me off from the enemy team
>one by one all my teammates die
I have mixed feelings about this.
>>146035443
screenshot or fuck off
>>146034356
sleep tight reaper
>>146035453
Mei is annoying as fuck on the enemy and she is annoying as fuck on your own team. there is no winning.
>>146035116
OBS does get extra jittery if load is too high, I keep it capped at 30fps because it can't do 1080p 60fps at all on my computer and occasionally I still have problems when I look back at the videos on other games that go through framerate-dropping scenes. Its performance seems to be mainly a CPU problem on my machine so if I want super high bitrate at 60fps, I probably have to get a video splitter/2nd gfx card and a dedicated recording machine or something which is a bit too extreme.
But 99% of the time, it's good enough. Can't guarantee it'll work for you but OBS' simple interface and settings work well enough for me.
So that webm / gif of that lucio that goes all crazy legs while running at a widow; what caused the legs to spaz out so hard? I have been trying to replicate it but my friends say they see nothing out of the ordinary really, just wondering if it was some lag thing or if its a legitimate button combo to make it go crazy
>>146035495
>Gears of War
>D.Va NTR
usually always duo q for group xp
but ive been testing how bad solo q is and so far 0-10 included me leaving untill i get warning for pen
literally get hanzos with 38 minutes played on my team my win rate must be too high for blizzard
will try again when ive played another 20 games to reset my leaver warning
>>146035296
>Used my one rename on my actual nickname instead of this
>>146035541
W A D repeatably apparently
speed boost helps
The worst part about the Widow nerf is all the new useless Zen's running around.
Man, why does stupid shit always happen on Hanamura?
>go into match with a friend, already played one round against the guys we are facing and we're evenly matched. Match was extremely exciting
>game begins, I rush forward to the chokepoint as Zarya and get ready to hold them off
>A Soldier: 76 comes running around the corner and opens fire on me
>Immediately throw up my shields and he keeps feeding me like a retard
>Right when my shields turn I begin pumping him with hot laser but am shot from behind by another Soldier: 76's helix rockets
>"Well that's unlucky, two of them on one team. Didn't expect that".
>Go back to the chokepoint, hear a cacophony of automatic gunfire and Soldier: 76 quips
>way too many to be just one of them
>check the scoreboard
>everyone on their team is Soldier: 76
>all of them are working as a team, concentrating fire on one person at a time and absolutely demolishing them in seconds
>get raped hard, forced to the second defense in less than a minute
>barely manage to hold them off for the win thanks to a well-timed Barrage from Pharah
Seriously, I had to fight off a hoard of Zenyatta's and their TRANQUILITY yesterday, and today I dealt with an army of Soldier: 76's, both on Hanamura. What's next, an entire team of Tracers?
Should I try to stick with characters to get better or switch heroes to try to counter?
what music should I listen to while I practice wall riding as Lucio?
Does anyone want to play with me?
NA
mostly play Mei, Street Pig, Pharah, and Zen
No mic or memes.
>just got game
>trying out the various heroes
>picking random ones to test their abilities and learn maps
>team is constantly yelling at me and telling me to pick something relevant
>>146034903
>146034903
>>146034918
>>146034974
>>146035016
>>146035104
The fuck is "gayman" laptop?
Memes aside, is the M really that inferior to an actual regular graphics card?
>>146034495
>>146034423
>failing to realize that games of chance still have pros
>>146033671
does genji even have genitalia anymore?
>>146034019
perhaps give it some damage? Or turns the enemy so they can't keep firing while being flung into the air?
>>146035726
>buffed headshot damage
>same firing speeds
>"nerf"
do shitters actually believe this?
>>146035749
>The fuck is "gayman" laptop?
gaming laptop
say it out loud
>>146035695
capture point maps are just fucking dumb
>>146035296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0
Reaper's official themesong
>>146035797
the headshot damage is the same pre-nerf, its the base damage of her shot that was reduced
>>146035695
blame kaplan, in the "let's talk competitive" video he straight up said quickplay was the place to go 4 mei 2 lucio and screw around. ever since then the meme teams have been everywhere.
>>146035808
"Gayman" and "Gaming" really sound nothing alike beyond the first syllable.
>>146034754
Yeah, why? Why? Why do people fall for the gaymen laptop meme? Why indeed.
>>146034019
>>146033763
>buffing pharah
you people are dumb and bad at the game
>>146035296
>The hits keep coming
>>146035706
Learn a few characters that are good in most situations. For me those would be:
>Tracer
>Zarya
>Mercy
>Soldier: 76
>Widowmaker
Do not bother trying to switch to the perfect counter every single time, just make sure you have 5-6 heroes that you are good with and are versatile. Feel free to play with others when you just want to change things but when things get serious hop onto those guys.
>>146034979
Can you do McCream next?
>>146035749
"gayman" = gaming, but slang to imply you are a gay man.
And video cards with an "M" at the end give away that you are in fact on a laptop, and are most likely a gay man.
The "M" means it's several generations behind, in terms of raw power, the desktop model it's built to mirror.
>>146035324
genji does work against Reinhardt in all my experience
>>146035695
hero stacking is broken as fuck
a team of good soldier 76s is basically unstoppable
today I managed to get a pub team to go 5 torbjorn + lucio on hollywood defense, we only lost because they managed to capture A with 10 seconds left, I don't even want to imagine how bad this would be on console
>>146035864
Gamin'
>>146035694
That's the best part.
I still play McCree and headshot Zenyattas when they're getting too confident.
Always nice to put them in their place again.
>>146035749
It's what you have because you're an le epic gaymer
And yes, it really is trash compared to a real GPU.
>>146035813
I think it's more this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCzooX2KrqA
>>146035765
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he cross dressed when he was full human
>>146035864
sorry it sounds similar to me. I'm southern.
>>146035735
>no mic
>>146035503
I didn't screenshot the unboxing but here you go
>reaper is the most fun character I've played in a game since spy
>always get called an edgelord
such is life
>>146035741
Just pick the appropriate hero for whatever you are doing. So don't pick fucking Tracer when you are supposed to be defending.
>>146035536
alright, i'll give it a shot then, i got nothin to lose. hopefully it functions well on my dinosaur. thanks for the help anon
>>146036010
Ask Cortana what she thinks of the iPod
>>146036026
Just don't have an edgy name.
>>146036000
I'm antisocial. Sorry senpai.
>>146035187
Agreed, bastion should replace tracer for sure. I'll leave widow and mercy since picking genji to stop them is a good idea typically, but yea same goes for Bastion. thanks
>>146035324
Yea this is more for beginners, but I added that asterisk just to make sure people know it's ok sometimes/forsome/etc
>>146036026
It's kind of sad how many people don't realize Reaper has gone over the edge so badly that it's a satire.
>>146035952
>hero stacking is broken as fuck
>a team of good soldier 76s is basically unstoppable because I'm too retarded to switch to multiples of counters against hero stacks in a game where switching heroes to counter enemy heroes is a core game mechanic because it goes against my ingrained notion of what a "meta" teamcomp looks like
t. shitter
>>146035098
PLEASE GOD NO
>>146035910
genji is literally the only offense hero thats worse than her
shes not bad but concussive blast is a gimmick skill for enviromental kills and to pretend she rocket jumps
have fun being awful at the game
>>146035971
can't blame the man, having a wank while wearing panties is an excellent time
made changes
>>146036120
he's not bad on koth either what the hell
there's like 10 other things that are the same thing and most are less stupid than this
>>146035296
>>146035917
These names are gold
>toggle mic on
>load up justin beiber, n*sync, backstreet boys etc playlist on youtube
>hit play
>start playing
Don't tell me I'm the only one doing this?
I think i finally lost it. I got so triggered by all these shitty useless Genjis that i started picking him just to fuck up other peoples game.
This is how this curse spreads.
>join a losing game
>playing payload attack
>some fucking idiot is using Torbjorn
STOP
STOP PLAYING WIDOW AND HANZO ON ATTACK
>>146035058
Could you imagine PCxConsole cross platform matchmaking?
>>146036217
>genji is bad
git gud
>>146036120
can you please just stop doing these
you have absolutely no idea what you are doing please just stop
Thoughts? Blizzard says that they're working on finishing this as we speak
>>146036280
Hey, guys! Are any of you autistic enough to have been trying to create your own hero? What's their role? Skills? Health? Character?
>>146036291
You could play against DSP if they did it
how come mei isn't picked in pro play?
>>146036280
>>146036280
But, nobody expects the obvious fail picks on attack. Nobody!
>>146036354
>mains
I want lolg to leave
>>146036354
>mains
sure smells like beta faggot in here
>>146036321
>if hes worse than pharah it means hes bad
learn how to read
>>146036354
>putting down people who play mercy
that's just not nice anon
>>146036245
The purpose of these is to say...
>>146036280
..this, in a way that can be easily shared so that newer players will see the guides and take them as fucking gospel and stop playing hanzo on attack (until they know better.)
Also a bunch of people just told me Genji isn't great on koth and the thing is just because he *can* be does not mean he is an obvious choice for those maps. Like, sure Mei *can* be fine on attack payload but it's not really the best choice, probably someone you could pick instead...get it?
Is it even possible to lose as toblorone on assault if you know what you're doing? It's insane OP.
>>146036280
But how else will people get their Double Cap achievements?
>>146033671
>did you mean underwatched?
I think Genji had a big dick. This is likely because he was a lazy playboy. When Hanzo killed him and his body had to be rebuilt, Genji didn't get a cyberdick (or at least only a moderately sized one), and thus could find the path to being chill.
Why did Hanzo kill Genji? As anons have pointed out, the regret that he takes back once he finds out his brother is still alive doesn't make much sense. Consider this: Hanzo has a feminine penis. He was jealous of his brother. Just like fapping, after the deed was done he felt regret. When Genji came back (probably with a more masculine cyberdick), Hanzo became upset once more.
>>146036354
What's your ID so I know not to pick tanks or healer for the team, only Genji :^)
>>146036343
taking the info from people here, I'm just putting them together. If you want to help, go ahead. If you don't, kill yourself or stop bitching I really don't care dude just fuck off
>>146036457
>he's the worst offensive hero in the game
>no that doesn't mean he's bad
learn to write
>Enemy Genji says "GG tanks are hard to play" after his team got smashed by Roadhog+Reinhardt bullies on KotH Nepal.
>MFW
>What's YFW Genjis act like this
At night, when i am sleepy and lay in bed with wireless mouse where RMB doesnt work, i just joint quickmatches with Torbjorn on attack.
>mfw me totally slacking and just placing turrets nets me POTG every match exposing me afking and lazy aim
Turrets are surprisingly good in attack, repositioning all the time until enemies get sick of it and specifically change to fight you.
>>146036479
but widow isn't bad on attack and you're fucking stupid if you think that
Just because you get some shitter playing widow on attack doesn't mean the character is bad. There's in fact no situation where widow is a bad pick unless the enemy has multiple winstons or reins
>>146033671
i fapped
>>146036280
I will run my Soldat Widowmaker play where I don't snipe at all. I will never once lay down a widow mine and will just spam my SMG.
Please kiss my posterior.
>>146036595
>and specifically change to fight you.
And then you lose.
>>146036371
>Support
>omnic with hologram disguises
>literally a Spy clone
>150 health
>e is invisibility
>lshift is to phase through walls
>some other key is a disguise wheel like the emote/thanks/etc
>becomes widely regarded as the most annoying class in the game
>>146036593
rephrase your sentence but this time in English
>>146036229
D.Va needs a blue square around 76, Reaper, Pharah, Roadhog, and Hanzo, Mei, Tracer, Torb, and Zarya
>>146036625
but the infographs aren't intended for "guy who has 5+ hours of widow who knows how to play her pretty well and is attacking point b on v industries and their bastion is a real problem so she switches with the specific goal of taking him out and knows what the fuck she's doing"
that guy doesn't need this. this is for guy who is staring at that fucking bastion and needs to know what to do so he opens it up and learns how reflect works or whatever. Low elo. Go play in lcs or whatever, apparently you're just better than the rest of us and have never played with a bad pug.
>>146036591
it doesnt
how does it feel to be retarded and uneducated
>junkrat on hanamora attack
>solo holding the balcony and undarpass
>spamming out the enemy and getting a few frags
>land a four man rip tire but get sniped while driving it by phara
>"alright my team should push in from that and we win"
>they are being held at by a single molten core turrets and the phara
>play of the game is their tracer getting a five man bomb
>they where literally standing still shooting at the mercy zarya jumping arounfd on the point
>I had two torbs at the end
>they both started blaming the lucio for the loss
>tfw
STUNNING
>>146036371
Ok so
He's called "Fuck this team"
he has 9E+128 HP
His primary is a beam that does 50k damage per tick and goes through anything
His Secondary heals all of his teammates to full health
His E kills his whole team
His LSHIFT lets him fly
His Ultimate causes the team to automatically win
>>146034527
i wonder how he reacted when 11 other people saw him doing this
>>146034903
>>146034918
>>146034974
>>146035104
>>146035808
>>146035890
>>146035935
>>146035956
>All this hate on one guy just wanting to play Overwatch on a gaming laptop
You guys really are a bunch of insufferable cockgobblers
>>146036354
missing Genji
>>146036849
>Hero is called "fuck this team"
>has an ultimate that lets them win
What did he mean by this?
>>146036819
there's already tons of other better infographics
you're literally just taking the first opinions you hear from owg and using it as fact
>>146036229
this is hard to read
>>146036354
>reinhardt and mercy
>scrub-tier
nigger just fucking kill yourself now.
>>146036112
>guys wanna play with me?
>im antisocial btw
Waow
>>146033671
>Roadhog
>Reinhardt
>>146033671
>D.Va
>>146036824
listen bud i know you're mad, just learn to write like something other than a 3rd grader
>>146036085
She said you suck cocks. So I'm guessing I wasn't supposed to unbox q pre-order only item?
>>146037051
how does it feel to be retarded and uneducated
>>146034935
Is Widowmaker perflat?
>>146034746
Tracer is so fucking lewd.
Is this a case of teamwork, or me just being a little bitch?And yes, I killed that Reinhardt
Well? What's your excuse?
>it's a "zenyatta is good i swear!" then proceeds to get his ass kicked episode
>>146037136
zarya's ult is made to combo
>>146036954
post em then
>KotH
>someone picks toblorone
>reinhardt his turret
>enemy can't do anything
hahahahaha
>>146036280
>STOP PLAYING WIDOW AND HANZO ON ATTACK
>ooga stop booga Honing and Le lucky geometry man
Make me.
>>146037195
I regret not saving it, but there was a time yesterday where 2/3 of our team pushed up too far, and got hit by the gravitational pull, froze by Mei's Ult, and hit with D.VA's self destruct
>>146033671
>dat Lucio BBC
>Half of my team is trying to camp right oustide the enemy spawn
>Other half is set up at the point
>I'm the only one at the choke
At least this will be over quickly.
>>146037136
>>146037195
remember to always thank the Zarya when you steal potgs
>"Now traveling to Volsk-"
>leave
>>146037256
Sauce
Post Zarya ult wombo combos.
>>146034069
>Have partial paralysis in fingers
>Can't make jittery movements as characters and react fast enough to sudden movements
Sure does suck being locked out of the assault characters because I can't aim
>>146037373
>Now traveling to Volskaya Industries
>>146036417
>gg ez
you cheeky little tincan
>>146037348
>>146037348
>>146037195
Oh yeah, he got thanked real hard
>join game
>first three people choose Hanzo
>leave game
>>146037415
what sensitivity and dpi do you use?
>>146037136
>Posh
>Serious Business
Great taste.
>Roadhog to Junkrat banter
>"Do you ever shut up?"
Didn't see that one coming
>That feel when you actually get an Airshot on another Pharah
>Then they change to soldier 76 to just hunt you down
>and it doesn't work.
They were a terrible shot, but I like to think I'm starting to learn how to fly like an egyptian.
>>146037543
Posh is her best skin. Mach T would be there, but that damn helmet.The main reason I play so much Tracer is because I got Serious Business out of my first loot crate
>it's a friendly mei puts up walls in inconvenient places for your team episode
>>146037415
I feel your pain bro, if I hadn't failed medicine my goal was to develop tools to help people like you, but as you know the industry just ignores minorities unless there's a ton of money involved.
I hope in the future VR controllers which relly more on the movement of the arm could help you with your disability and still kick ass on competitive games.
>>146035296
>DonaldTrump2k16
>edgy
*tips barney fedora*
>>146034146
>Nerf McCree enough for people to stop using him
>Implying anyone would buy this directly without it being forced into their collection through loot boxes
10000 hours in MS paint.
Blizzard need to reduce ult charge time by 50% across the board, and Mercy's and Torbjorns by 100%. It's ridiculous how often they're up for how game changing they are.
>>146037596
Roadhog is actually rather agitated by Junkrat. People say that Junkrat calls Roadhog his friend, but Roadhog is really only around because Junkrat pays him.
Also he is, if not smarter, the saner of the two.
Can I have a game that's not a one-sided stomp? Thanks blizzard.
>tfw no one wants to play with me because I prefer FPS on console
>>146037724
>d.va now gets 1 ult per game
you need to change it per character
