KELIK EDITION
>Fates FAQ (please read before asking dumb questions)
http://pastebin.com/ivUbamyy
>Linkbin
http://pastebin.com/bufdd9wu
>/feg/ Castle Addresses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_ONUbYoZ68OjfXSLVCHF74XUol1ajWKSJvNqFx25PoE
>Previous
>>145973253
KELIK
>>145998687
A KEK
CORRIN WAIFU
MAKE A LAIFU
WHILE I FUCK U
IN BOYPUCCI BU
NOHR NIGGER BRAH
HOSHIDO BLEACHED MAN
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I hate Azura and so do you!
No editions, please.
>>146000970
let me help you with that broseph.
>>146002897
thx
>>146003675
ain't no-thang but a chicken whang. Whats your favorite FE unit my boy?
HELP
>>146005050
NO YOU HELP ME I THINK MY DICK HAS NO SELF PRESERVATION
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID LOBSTER
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING NINJA CRONIES
>>146005050
tie
Why is all of Robin's supports with Sumia so much better than Chrom's?
Fuck it she's mine now and Chrom can have that tart strip dancer and her STD ridden son.
>>146005212
Nohr sisters are the best! BEST!
I miss old /feg/
>>146005572
Because she seeks attention.
Also what class should Inazuma be?
>>146005212
>Lilith that high
stop, seriously
Yeah, we didn't have shitposters who would make offtopic OP's at like 650
>>146005851
not him but
>not wanting lilith to eat your dick and level up
Reminder to read this >>145835438 and post those NA castle cards.
I need your BP, VP, and accessories that aren't Bath Towels. Don't forget to leave feedback. Come buy a skill or something. Maybe you'll get a cute Bond Unit.
>>146005884
Meant for >>146005814
Is there any dakimuras for fates characters? Just curious.
>>146006070
Yeah, there are some.
Cutest family
Fucking nowi ball's deep
>Kelik actually won
*sigh*
Seriously....?....
>>146006261
nowi doesn't have balls
>>146006003
Hey, you beat Heirs of Fate on Lunatic, right? Can you tell me your strategy for the last map?
I've already done it, but it took a lot of patience. I'm trying to figure out a consistent strategy so I can keep doing it over and over and get more Point Blanks. My biggest issue is Ryoma, Kaze, and Saizo. I honestly don't think anyone can stand up to their high power and speed. Xander's side is more manageable since Jakob's a joke, Laslow can be dealt with just fine, and Xander is at the mercy of Velouria with her Beastbane.
>>146006070
http://imgur.com/a/3E2dj
There's these off the top of my head but your mileage on her may vary desu
>>146006331
Not him but I used Velouria paired up with Hisame to kill Ryoma, with some help from Kiragi. From there have all the other unpaired units attack stance Kaze and Saizo to victory. Asugi himself can probably get rid of Saizo.
>>146006516
>these
Damn it, I was expecting multiple, but that's just one.
>>146006516
My heart and penis have become one.
I love Oboro!
>>146005217
Pair Ignatius to Shitbert, send Defense Stance Shitbert into range to bait them in, then just collapse and murder them.
>>146006594
w h o o p s
not my fault you misinterpret two sides of the same set as multiple sets, maybe you'll get that rhajat daki someday
>>146006516
>Shitzura
Nobody cares
>>146006070
there's this
>>146006516
>Water
Lame, I thought it'd be an actual good waifu
>>146006698
So if you're having a heart attack, is that the reaching point of climax?
>>146006770
>maybe you'll get that rhajat daki someday
Crazier things have happened.
>>146006782
>>146006846
Looks like your mileage varies.
On the bright side, it's never too late to commission if you're sick of waiting months just for main characters.
At this point I think the mods actually enjoy shitposting
>>146006846
There's a Tharja one too, pham.
>>146006796
oh and
Have a nice day.
>>146006989
>Fates characters
>>146007095
>funny arrows
>>146006964
I shouldn't have to spend money to get art of characters I like. I didn't spend money for the game they came from, did I?
I like Hana
Who do you think you are? You think you can stand up to Batta the Beast?
drawfag here taking a few requests. I feel like drawing something funny so give me something of a prompt.
Felicia is the cutest! I want to hold her in my arms and never let go! Keeping her safe and making sure she has no worries or troubles! Being there for her always! Holding her soft hand and giving her little kisses on her cheek! She means everything to me! I couldn't go on without her! I love Felicia!
>>146007232
>I shouldn't have to spend money to get art of characters I like.
This should be the official tagline for all waifufags
>>146007390
Replace these 3 with Siegbert, Shiro and Nina.
Izana!
>>146007232
You get what you pay for.
>>146007390
Cordelia/Caeldori and Flora drinking their sorrows away together
>>146007390
Garon giving Xander a piggyback giving Elise a piggyback giving baby Ophelia a piggyback.
>>146007507
There is this.
>>146007427
Hey Feliciaanon! I found a new Felicia while browsing twitter today, I hope you like it!
>>146007542
HEY GODS
WAZZUP
>>146006331
Just abuse the fuck out of attack stance. For Ryoma, I attack from range with Kiragi with Shiro in attack stance and then finish him off with Shiro with Velouria in guard stance for the extra Str/Spd. Kill Kaze by attacking with Percy first (he can survive the hits because of his Def) and finish him with whoever (I usually use Selkie for a more consistent Hit rate). With Saizo out of buddies, you won't be bothered with any attack stance hits, so use whoever you have left available to take him down.
I love Severa and so do you!
>>146007246
Useless bitch, hurting herself like that.
>>146007246
"What a disgusting and careless waste of bandages." - Jakob, probably.
>>146007896
I want to hatefuck Severa.
>>146006331
>>146007868
Oh, and since you used Velouria in another part of your strategy, just attack Xander with Ignatius with Midori in guard stance first (use the Spear if you don't want to take any extra damage) and finish him with whoever else you have. The Nohr side is laughably easy.
>waifufags must either swallow their stubborn pride and accept a daki of the waifu they so blatantly shitpost every other second, submit and promote themselves to "otomefag" and enjoy the endless unstoppable stream of husbando dakis, or pathetically pay out of their OWN pocket to get a daki of their own shitty wife from whatever tumblr artist sympathetic enough to find pity in them
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
Ufufu~ Cry me a river. #waifufagprobs
cum in kana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ_oL94arlg
Every time I hear Jakob speak in the English version I think of this guy.
>>146008223
Why do you always do this?
>>146008223
I regret drawing this.
>>146008223
>implying
Trying too hard as well, tone it down a bit.
>>146008223
What's Femui drinking in that picture?
>>146008534
The Semen of her royal brothers.
>>146008534
My semen.
>>146007718
Together they form the dreaded Nohrian piggyback siege tower
>>146008223
>or pathetically pay out of their OWN pocket to get a daki of their own shitty wife from whatever tumblr artist sympathetic enough to find pity in them
Reminder that Feliciafag has already stooped to this level, even though you'd think Felicia would be mainstream enough to get one on her own without needing monetary pay.
>try to look up waifu art on twitter
>generic animu shit not related to FE
>try fav girl #2
>normie shit not related to FE
JUST
>>146008534
Me.
>>146007896
*I kill Severa and so do you!
I love my beautiful wife and kids!
>>146008695
No bullying Severa, she did nothing to you.
Every battle since promotion for Sothe has been this.
>>146008223
>post the same one or two husbando dakis
>WOOOOOOOOOOW HUSBANDOS HAVE SO MANY DAKIS LOOK AT ALL THIS TRACTION
No one is actually falling for this right?
>>146008656
>being this mad that there are people who have money to spend
wow
Which of the Fates characters would be the most interested in learning a second language?
>>146008707
>Incest
>>146007896
I want a future past scenario of Fates where the awakening kids never left Ylisse or in the future past.
>>146008707
I want to lovefuck Azura.
>>146008787
She NTR'd my Awakeing son Brady
Kill that bitch
>>146008847
>Dragon genetics
Eh, it's not like I'll ever have to face the problem, really.
>>146008812
This is the internet. You shouldn't have to pay for good art.
You didn't pay for Fates, did you?
>>146008707
>Shitzura
>Shitgure
>beautiful
>>146008805
this one >>146006796 has never been posted before
Shittiest girl and why is it Azura?
>>146009014
>Azura
>Not beatiful
You would fug her, don't like!
>>146008707
Worst taste ITT desu.
>>146009064
If she was the shittiest waifu, wouldn't you already know why she was the shittiest?
>>146009141
She's hideous and her personality is too boring.
>>146008998
Brady will always have a cute Cynthia to marry.
>>146009010
>Trying that Hard, to make incest ok
How do I beat Heirs of Fate 1? I always get destroyed by Soleil.
>>146009246
Cynthia goes to Gerome
>>146009317
>Blast her with Kiragi.
>Clean up with Kana.
Sodead.
>>146009246
>Not giving Cynthia to GEROME, even tho she has a crush on him
>>146009227
Well, that's true
>emasculated waifufags taking their no-daki-rage out on the only shitfu they can attack without payback (because if they attacked husbandos, they would only get shot down by hordes of dakis)
Hoooowee, did I strike one too many nerves? Calm down. I must not know my own strength.
>>146009283
It obviously doesn't bother the fated cousins - they learn about their relations and Corrin goes right back to bangin' that shapely dancer booty without batting an eyelash.
>>146009458
Yeah the problem isn't killing her. It's getting cleaned up by her goons.
>>146009147
>>146009227
It's alright, anon. I'll love her for us both.
>>146009519
>Hoooowee
Mandel?
Smuggest waifu and why is it Femui?
I love my divine dragon wife!
>>146009683
>used goods
>>146009683
>>146009726
At least she has a daki, unlike Fates shitfus.
>>146009683
>being a cuck
>>146009379
I thought lucina crushed on gerome?
>>146009519
Are you RPing as a cartoon villain, or are there people who actually talk like this?
>>146009771
Meant for >>146009726
>>146009683
>Gharnerf's used goods
>Cucks you for MarMarth
>Shitki
>>146009810
What do you expect from husbandofags?
>>146009792
Nah, she goes with Laurent
>>146009752
>Tiki daki
Where?
you can't just add shit in front of everyone's name
>>146009917
>Datameme shit
Fuck off
>>146009683
I like Tiki. Finding art of her on Twitter is godawful though.
>>146009985
You can if you're under the age of 10.
>>146009810
They're just lowering their discourse to the level of waifufags
I love Pieri and so do you!
>>146009667
>Femui
>smug
>waifu
>>146010047
>Finding art of her on Twitter
Try Kagero, Camilla, Elise
>>146009792
>>146009917
>>146010010
The truth hurts.
>>146009985
Fuck you, Shitnonymous!
>>146010128
>Shitvera
She's shit
>>146010138
I have. Kagero in particular is aggravating
>>146010121
>Loves uglythur more than you
Reminder they they literally brought back Tharja and gave her a different name and yet they STILL managed to top her with an even more embarrassing neckbeard pandering waifu in the same game
>>146010171
They should've done to Azura what they did with Lucina. Not shoved down our throat the entire game and isn't in the spotlight as much as other characters.
>>146010386
If they did that while also ignoring the faults that Lucina herself had that are suddenly being downplayed as of late, maybe we'd have a 20% more tolerable main female lead, yes.
>>146010386
>first people complain about Lucina not being involved enough in the plot
>now they complain about Azura being too involved in the plot
Make up your mind, people.
>>146010171
Well better than pairing with a dog.
>>146010330
t. Hinoka
>>146010128
Selena's got nothing on pic related, though.
>>146010386
I'm pretty sure one of the most major complaints/detriments about Lucina's character was that she didn't do jackshit.
And now post-Fates this is considered a good thing in hindsight?
>>146010471
>>146010490
What were Lucina's faults beyond being generic and bland?
>>146010618
We pretty much all agree that Awakening was better in hindsight. We have our own Zelda Cycle.
I like Sakura, she's adorable.
>>146010618
Compared to Azura's shittery? Fuck yes.
In all honesty I can't even completely blame Azura. She's just a symptom of the garbage plot Fates has.
>>146010121
I kill Peri/let her get killed on every playthrough and so do you!
>>146010618
Lucina actually did a lot in the story, it just gets overshadowed by robins achievements and all her shit is never directly stated.
>>146010490
Azura's involvement never really felt required or needed. Lucina was an introduction to the future mechanic with children and offered a lot of insight into their world. lillith and the awakening trio doing fuck all in revelation is more comparable to lucinas situation.
>>146010618
maybe the less a character has to do with the shitfest of a plot, the better they look
>>146010632
Lucina honestly isn't that bland. I find her more interesting than Azura considering the whole future Trunks/ruined timeline shit. Drama CD's help flesh her out too.
>>146010797
I wish there was a personality to go with that cute design and my room lines
>>146010797
>Lucina wasnt THAAAAAAT BAAAAAAD GUYS!
Holy fuck, this is really happening. The hindsight meme is real. A year ago you would be crucified for even trying to say that
What will this general look like three years from now? What will we be saying then?
>Lucina isn't THAAAAT bad desu
Uhhhhhhhh where were you guys 2 years ago?
Uh oh
Azurafags getting triggered by Lucina again
Why are you guys so autistic over daki's and art?
>Lucina is bad
The state of Azuracucks
>>146011154
>>146011193
I can't allow this, Marth wasn't that bad guys
>>146011154
People will be able to talk generally more favorably of all of the Fates waifus with a couple of standouts (probably Flora and Camilla will still be memed on every time) and be preoccupied with shitting on FE15's waifus.
>>146011193
>>146011154
Fuck off
>>146010918
I will never not be salty about Revelation being shit.
Lucina is one of those characters I just can't bring myself to care about either way. I'm not going to say she's bad or anything, but she isn't really "good" either.
I guess I like Azura more than her, though.
Help ive fallen for delicious brown, aka painted on abs. How to i cure this?
NO MERCY!
Both Lucina and Azura are shit. IS needs to hire an actual good writer, not some fucking manga faggot.
>>146011332
You can try to rewrite history but it wont change the facts. If you are an actual Lucinafag you'd readily agree that yes, there was many a shit thrown her way back in the day.
It's okay to admit that Fates' plot is just so shit that it makes the game people used to shit on look a little less shit in retrospect. I think many people have come to realize that this week.
>>146011647
No need for cure, just enjoy the Chieftain GS bonuses.
Who is Lucina, surely you guys are talking about my favourite sword man Marth.
question, what's the canon ending for awakening? do you sacrifice yourself or no?
>>146011746
She didnt even turn out bad, she has 20 strength at level 20 pre promote
Did i get lucky or is rinkah being bad a meme?
>>146011804
Robin references the sacrifice ending in his Fates reappearance.
Because you know we cant have Chrom do anything worth noting
>>146010121
I love Pieri! And Pieri loves her dad too!
>>146011647
Just give her your ding dong.
She makes a godd backpack
>>146011804
Pretty sure the Robin amiibo all but confirms the sacrifice ending as canon if I'm remembering things right
>>146011885
Her being bad is unfortunately not a meme, but you seem to have gotten lucky. No reason not to use her at that point.
>>146011804
Sacrifice
>>146010996
there is though
So what's the 20/20 hindsight status report now?
We love Lucy now?
I can regularly post her again?
>>146011706
I thought Awakening wasn't that bad until I played the fucking thing again.
Everything past the Plegia arc is just as garbage storywise as Fates and Grima has to be the worst final boss the series has ever had.
>>146011885
>20% str growth
Tell me Anon
>>146011761
if only
>>146012104
Yes, we all love Lucina now. Feel free to post her as much as you like.
>>146012104
Fuck off. Both Lucina and Azura are bad, though for different reasons.
Which FE dad is the best? Eliwood is certainly the luckiest.
>>146012152
25+20 as an Oni, actually. Still low for a fighter-type unit.
>>146012132
There's always this one guy who has to be a contrarian in attempt to keep up consensus opinion that he's found himself comfortable with
>>146012302
Just want to say that all Fates dads are pretty much disqualified thanks to Deeprealms, dont even try memeposting your husbando.
Deeprealms should be an automatic -10 pt. handicap.
>>146012302
>Son is one of the worst Lords ever in FE
Nigger pls
I'm too late. Happy Father's Day!
>>146012390
Awakeningfags shouted CONTRARIAN to defend the shit plot back in the day too, so truly things never change.
>>146012437
Yeah, but he's an NPC dad who didn't die over the course of his son's game. That's got to say good things about his luck.
>>146012463
Stop posting Niles!
He makes me feel weird
>>146012561
>N-no guys, stop, it's still shit! I just checked! We can all go back to saying it's shit again, right?
Should have just went with the nostalgia goggles copout desu
>>146012152
That's Setsuna, rinkah is 25%
>>146012578
Ok. I'm sorry.
>>146012201
Hooray!
>>146012231
Golly, no need for those sour grapes.
>>146012563
Certainly luckier than Hector
>>146012623
He makes my pussy feel weird. POST MORE
>>146011332
>>146011310
I like Lucina and Azura. Come at me, faggots.
>>146012682
Go post Lucina in smash babby threads. She's complete shit and should've been aborted when the idea was first conceived.
>damn, I gotta make an FE character who isn't Marth
>lol I know female Marth!!
Fuck off.
Did anyone up from a 3ds to a n3ds while playing FE:F
Is it worth it? how are the loading times/image quality/improved 3d
Wondering if I should stick with my 3ds and wait til the next handheld or if I should import a japanese n3ds
>>146012619
Setsuna's Speed fixes that tho, because MUH DOUBLE ATTACKS
Anyone know anyone that does commissions?
>>146012802
I bet you get queasy at any sex that isn't missionary between married couples for the purpose of reproduction with the lights off
>>146012826
Lucina has pretty much been through hell and back as far as obstacles go, and has proven herself time and time again as the greatest objective success to emerge from modern Fire Emblem.
>>146012826
Roy has the same issue desu
>>146012952
2 times 0 is still 0.
>>146012612
You want me to list all of the plot holes and stupid shit Awakening's story had? Because they're just as abundant as Fates.
>>146013050
I'm convinced that her detractors are bitter waifufags jealous of her immense popularity. I've never actually seen a legitimate reason for all the hate she gets, just hatememes.
>>146013050
Metroid x FE when?
>>146012915
There really isn't any tangible difference between the two at all.
3d gameplay runs a little bit smoother, but that's about it. If you're looking for improved load times / smoother non-3d then don't bother.
The only time I would ever recommend getting a n3ds is if you want any of the n3ds 'exclusive' titles or if you're a homebrew user.
There are some homebrew apps that can make roms run quicker by utilizing the n3ds CPU.
>>146013021
What do you want to get?
>>146013129
>Atatacking Generals with setsuna
Just use an Armorslayr
>>146012152
If you go get apptitude then it fixes pretty much ever unit barring stinky samuria man and gunther
fire emblem waifu most willing to do butt stuff to mamui?
>>146011885
Rinkah is actually pretty decent. Her being bad is just a meme.
>Really bulky
>Accurate axe user
>Fast
>Personal and class skills help her damage output
>Some of the best GS boosts
Definitely not as bad as some say.
>>146013414
>Rinkah isnt THAAAAAT BAAAAAD GUYS
Fates hindsight memes are happening quicker than I thought..
>>146013408
Charlotte
>>146013040
You can't see them get embarrassed with the lights off, anon.
>>146013414
All right, this has overstayed its welcome. Rinkah is a poor unit through and through and will usually remain shit in an average playthrough.
>>146013375
>Cheating
No thanks
Armin dies
>>146013408
Nina
>>146013316
Cheers mate, I guess we can expect the next big thing to be announced late 2016/early 2017 (or atleast I hope) as the 3ds is almost done with its life cycle
Perhaps we'll even get a FE launch title now that its a main series
>>146011885
If you really want to hash it out completely, she's mostly considered bad because of her shitty STR growth relegating her to a pair-up bot if you don't get good offensive growths on her early.
Like any unit you get early enough - if she gets a few good early levels you can snowball that into being a pretty passable unit, you have to get lucky though.
Because the odds of her getting the stats she wants to remain on the front-line are pretty slim, many people choose to just forgo wasting anything on her and just leave her as a partner.
>>146013536
Not really
These are Vallite Queens.
FOR THE GLORY OF HOSHIDO!
>>146013349
A family pic with Reina. With my Kamui.
>>146013607
>a chapter boss has art with corrin and some actual playable waifus don't
wew
>>146013818
Except Shitvera goes back home to fuck her other husband from Awakening after the game is over
>>146013653
I actually feel like the n3ds might be around for a while longer, especially considering how recent the large n3ds release was.
I'd just hold off until the original 3ds starts fading out a bit more and more developers start taking advantage of the n3ds's speed.
>>146013893
t.ScarletCuck
>>146013906
Sev is pure and has one super-dragon-blooded daughter she loves too much.
Where she goes, Corrin follows.
>>146014074
Who does Scarlet cuck you for? Death?
>>146014124
>Corrin is king of Valla
>Goes to Awakeing Land with Severa
Pick one
Awakening wasn't that bad desu. Far better than Fates at least.
>>146014074inb4 some comment about quality or standards
>>146014210
>>146014124
actually in the jp epilogue it's implied selena fucks off back to ylisse alone
that's why her popularity rank tanked hard compared to odin and laslow
>>146014210
And Ryouma, whom she can't support with.
>>146014302
>can't even support with
>he barely reacted when she died
uhhh
Who /OUGI/ here?
>>146013129
Not when yumi's hit very hard and she gets quick draw and bowfaire.
>>146014304
Is that in her paired ending or just her solo ending?
>>146014418
>didn't get the battle dialogue with Ryoma vs invisible Scarlet
>>146014304
it was just an ambiguous "disappeared from the records" ending
>>146014418
harvest scramble memes
Scarlet hints towards having some attraction towards him and he just says "lol, you're my friend too!!".
I still don't get what was so difficult about adding a switch that turns off those conversations if that character is married. I guess it's just laziness and otome pandering or something.
