Ice waifu is best waifu edition
old:>>145865134
eyosongive.us
1st for ded
posted this in last thread:
just come back from like 4 years of not playing, just playing singed to get used to it - climbed to silver 1 but can't seem to get higher.
I seem to win lane, more often than not, but can't translate it to winning late game.
What things do silver players do that they shouldn't, usually, and what are gold/plat/diamond players doing that silvers don't tend to?
reminder supports are good at nothing and should only be used for erp
xth for rape.
>Making early threads just so you can post your bum ass waifu
>>145906463
>What things do silver players do that they shouldn't, usually, and what are gold/plat/diamond players doing that silvers don't tend to?
Capitalizing on their early leads by roaming and helping their team contest objectives and get ahead.
>>145906313
5 vaynes vs 5 cho'gaths, 2 of our vaynes have mastery 5, there's a mastery 6 one with skin, how screwed am I?
>these pauses
>this thread
>this game
xth for crackwhore waifu.
>ANOTHER PAUSE
>>145906463
Picking correctly for your comp and enemy comp.
If you take a look at your comps when the game is about to start and think "I'm fucked" dodge.
First game of the day and its an AD raka top. Fuck bronze
>>145906791
>hear "silver of the moon" on fountain 3 times
FUCK
>>145906723
Get a fucking trip, cunt.
Post yfw another pause
>>145906723
I've been doing that, telling my team to contest drake and i can tp, or pinging it when they 3 man top to get me, trying to force them to capitalise
>>145906868
haven't been dodging though, might have to start
ohq has kiwi as his support? that's pretty unlucky
Best girl.
Best body.
Best wife.
>kiwi baiting ohq
>Finally play through the rest of Noxian Nights
>That final boss
That was honestly the most disappointing final boss battle of any game I have ever played. But all in all I enjoyed the game, the endings were pretty lacking, the Riven Castrum town ending was by far the most disappointing, but the sex slave business on the side wasn't bad though. I'm glad the mystery Ionian girl turned out to be Irelia instead of Sona because, lets face it. Sona is just sooo fucking stale and generic.
play one for all pick vel'koz literally the easiest shit on the planet
enemy team is 5 shaco's who call vel'koz cancer
i licked up all the tears
>>145907920
>Sona is just sooo fucking stale and generic.
And Irelia isn't? I don't like Sona but come on man.
>>145907920
>noxian nights
>final boss
>sex slave business
all of my wut
I want my ADC tokiss me and hold my handwithout asking for permission!
>>145907920
I thought it would be Karma
>>145908317
dont b gay
>>145908091
I honestly can't find the word I'm looking for, but the best way I can describe it is "fresh" like, Sona is babbies first waifu tier.
xth for MAN CORSET
>>145907002
They do it to raise anticipation
Real talk the champion diversity we've seen so far in summer split has been pretty damn nice.
>>145908317
Ew.
>>145908317
JAJAJAJ ELGAYSUPORTU ARRIBA XD
>>145908626
>vlad will never use his ass to steal my sticky soul through my dick
>>145908317
I would if my support happens to beLulu.
Are you her?
>wrist starting to pop when I take it off my desk
I wonder if this is how I quit playing league
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
SKARNER MAINS
WHERE INT HE FUCK WE ARE
>>145908523
>>145908771I'm a monster. I am so freaking sorry.
>>145908950
No, but I like playing Lulu and I like to think I play her well. Would that do?
I want Shyvana tospotme!
>>145909132
Sore wa dou ka na?
Did Overwatch really kill the game this bad? Posting is completely dead and its esports.
>your jungler picks tryndamere
INNOVATER
KILLER MACHINE
>>145909398
yes now go outside, you're free
How the fuck do I fight Volibear as Naut? how do I fight him at all?
>>145909224
fuck off, you post the same shit every time
>>145909224
>get carried
>[CHAMP] MAINS WW@???
>>145909346
I want Shyvana tobeat me up and rip me to shreds!
>>145909485
Thank you
>>145909659
>Implying a good girl like Shyvana would ever murder someone, even as pathetic as you, in cold blood
>>145909224__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Fuck off Tomoka no one likes you.
>>145908803
he might do
he's a universal recipient
I'm going to play with a vibrator in my ass every game until I get 20 assists.
Recommend me a support.
Which one do I get?
>>145909635
>>145909640
>>145909807
>most damage dealt
>most damage taken
You aren't posting anything else.
>>145909463
> Dont see trynd until 25 mins in
> Didn't upgrade jungle item
> Got IE and Stattik
> One hits enemy ADC and supp
> Splitpushes and ignores the game
> Win game
My only experience with trynd jung on my team .
>>145909928
i'll post something else, hehe.......
>>145909921
velkoz
I want to tame Nidalee
>Team Liquid
>not blocking for nidalee spears
git gud
>TL
BASED FUCKING FAABYYYYYYYYY
NA SO GOOD
>>145910082
I don't have him yet D:
>>145909921
ey bby u qt n' single?
>>145910152
why not?
do you hate winning?
Why is no one in pro play playing this guy? Were his changes/tweaks not good enough? I keep seeing other immobile mages getting picked so I'm wondering what he lacks
>>145909324
>lulu support
>worst lane
Aren't you happy she's getting relegated to support?
>>145910240
Nope, neither unfortunatley.
>>145910256
I'm using my ip for new runes.. sorry.
>>145910272
Veigar's waveclear is pretty bad compared to viktor and vlad, both can kill the wave quickly.
>>145910024
>queue with bronze 4 grill gamer for normals
>she is toxic as fuck and titls as hell when something doesn't go her way
>we have a tryndamere top, she is adc and i am supporting her
>as expected the other top laner starts roaming because trynda is freezing the wave
>grill gamer starts raging
>tell her to shill and tell her that tryndamere is doing his work
>she shuts up and keeps playing, raging every 5 minutes
>enemy towers start falling 1 by 1
>trynda wins the game by himself
why do grill gamers rage so much? that's the last time i played with her
>>145910272
Because either long range waveclear cancer like Azir or Viktor push his shit in or hyper sustain cancer like Vlad/Swain take a dump on him In lane.
He's really not that good
>>145910350
because they think they deserve winning by merit of being female
so when they think they're not winning/people aren't letting them win their brain goes short circuit
>>145910324
how are you not single if ur not qt?
>>145909928
>put on a trip to post a normal match you won and declare the champ you used as your main
>get told to fuck off every time because you literally post nothing worth of interest or quality
just admit you enjoy getting told to fuck off
>shitglet massaging his wife's couple
I've decided on lulu
>>145910635
I am average. I think.
also it's probably out of pitty.
>>145909370
In.
>competitive scene so shit they have to region-lock it or else koreans will dominate every time
lmao lolbabs?
>>145909749
I want Shyvana to beat me up, set me alight, then as cry in mercy and I beg her to not kill me, she transforms into a dragon, breaks all my bones in my body, throws me away, then she finds me and my crippled body in agonizing pain, and rips it to shreds, all while she savours my screams!
For some reason I experience a heightened state of awareness when playing gragas, to such an extent that I can almost always accurately predict the exact amount of damage needed to secure a kill, as well as the general position of the enemy jungler
As such I rarely die while playing gragas and very often have perfect games
anyone else experience this with a certain champion?
>>145910838
to be fair koreans treat mmo's like it's a fucking religion, some of them basically live in pc cafes
i don't think any other culture has the autism to play online games for days, koreans are on another level
>>145911053
yes, it's called being a one trick pony
>>145910838
more like "esports" am i right
>it's another "one hour long one for all game" episode
>>145911053
I'm kind of the same with gangplank, but my only problem is I still can't fully figure out his barrel tech. Shits really hard to pull off because just the fraction of an inch away and barrels don't connect with each other.
>Our adc runs away from the team in some dumbass routeaway from me and skarner
>I miss an anchor trying to save him from being fucking stupid
>He blames it on me
>>145910320
I don't mind either, but midlane Lulu might just waste the chance for putting in an actual assassin in your team.
>>145911427
it just takes practice man
you can use normalcast when trying to learn the ranges but eventually switch to smartcast when you get the accuracy down so now you can practice doing it quick
>kiwishit is STILL on LCS welfare
>play adc gp
>let the enemy adc enjoy their early game harass
>get your ie/shiv
>oneshot them
>savor a sweet 30+ mins of them bitching how they should have won lane because you're "melee"
Is Tryndamere the most based champ in League or Legends for solo queue?
>too many tabs open with pictures of tiddies
>can't bear to close any of them
SILVER OF THE MOON
>tfw league is finally dying
what happened?
what will I do with my time now?
>just tuned in
>game 3
>piglet's out
what the fuck is going on
>go 7/0 early game as fiddle
>lose
no wonder I left this meme game for dota, why are top laners the only one allowed to carry?
https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/4oqxe2/disgusting_political_rainbow_badges_in_na_lcs/
Muh Rainbow badges
>>145906463
You need to give me more info than just this. What were you playing way back in the day?
PLEASE DO NOT BRING BACK NUNU TOP
whatever you do, do not bring back nunu top. Do not bring back nunu top
Please, do not bring back nunu top
>>145909132
>>145909370
>>145910828
Are you guys legit brain dead? How are you still beating this horse when it wasn't funny from the first moment? How the fuck are you this stupid? This is common behavior of children with severe, debilitating autism except even they don't repeat the same shit for literally months. What the fuck? I'm stunned that people this stupid exist in the world. You took "not knowing when to stop" and redefined our understanding of it, and then did that 5 more times. You're unfathomably retarded and I can't believe how shitty your taste in humor is. Literally "lol xdd i said it again xddd" the joke.
lolbabs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_ujGY_5ukA
any jinx mains on EUW that wanna duo with a thresh main? plox im lonely
I have a champion shard of koggles and a champion shard of azir, i like azir cause he sucks the fun out of everything, and i like koggles cause you can do that sweet attack move keybind thingy, so who should i craft? Open to suggestions
>>145912149
>>145912138
Literally the most autistic post I have ever seen.
Please go outside.
>>145912102
please shut up and stay dead like nunu
>>145912149
>>145912324
dotards shitposting in a dedgame general to advertize for there rotting corpse of a game with no waifus please end yourselves
>>145911053
Indeed anon, indeed.
>>145911983
it became the "IT" thing to do.
literally everyone streams now
new games are coming out that people will actually leave to play
and
the competitive scene is a joke. in korea it works because it been there forever and its part of the culture in the US though its not. there arent big sponsors behind teams. their is barely big talent on the teams.and no one wants to sit through 2 hours of games outside of a tournament setting. half of the games dont even get viewers because who the fuck wants to watch a Bo3 of between 2 shitter teams.
>>145911053
TEAM FAT GUYS TEAM FAT GUYS
>>145912419
>no waifus
>>145908532
the word you want is popular
irelia has literally no attractive features that other girls don't already have and more.
>>145912021
Because you're fucking bad obviously.
>>145912102
I'm gonna play Zombie Nunu top just for you
>>145912212
No, but here's some actually enjoyable music for you instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jSrIMu7Jjs
>>145912531
shitty sylvanas ripoff
shit waifu
>>145912419
>playing this old and busted game for waifus
time to move on grandpa
>>145912652
if only symmetra looked that good
>>145912043
theyre americans before they are gay. where the hell is the USA pendant?
>>145912631
that is some good music and i dont even like the falconshield song i just like having jinx mains as my adc ;-;
>>145912652
Symmetra's kinda weird to me man.
Why amputate your arm for no purpose?
>>145912652
>Symmetra
>>145912719
she looks good in all of her official art, but they fucked up on her ingame model
>>145912770
Who is symetera? Is she a new hero in dota? I thouht they didnt even make any new ones yet
>>145912138
>>145912652
overwatch's girls are awful from a waifu perspective.
watching a pro lol match feels like a 90 min 0-0 soccer game
>>145911945
>vlad versus vayne
if only he had a sexy skin on
>>145912652
>nigger
into the trash it goes
>>145913060
uuummmm lolbabs???
>>145913089
You must be new here
They farm up and then one team fight ultimately decides who's gonna lose.
>>145912937
yeah, true. she literally looks like indian tranny shit
>>145913137
show yourself out, would you, edgy millenial
>Playing shen
>Wrecking lane, ganking alot
>team is still shit
>40 minutes later i'm 22/7
>lost
Why couldn't i carry hard enough
>>145912652
DESIGNATED
>>145913023
Holy shit, anon. That image is great.
Because of the amount of keks this image has brought me, I have saved it and decided to grant you one Internet(s) that you may use on anything you desire, so long as I find it to be a reasonable request.
>>145913323
>I have saved it
>>145913323
alright have fun
>>145913189
I am, and I use to play a lol a lot but switched to dota. Every time I come back to play a match with the few friends that still play this game I get triggered by one problem.
HOW DOES THE TEAM FOCUSED GAME STILL NOT HAVE A BUILT IN VOICE CHAT??!!? PLZ RESPOND
>>145913179
holy shit you guys call lol unorignal when shit like pudge and drow exist who are blatant rip offs of the wow 3 abomination and sylvanas please show yourself out you deluded autist
Dead thread deserves Riven
>Shen in LCS again
>Riddler still not a pro
??
>>145913557
You know that DotA was a Warcraft 3 mod right?
>>145913545
Technology isnt there...its toxic...spaghetti code...
Anyone remember what reason did they use last time?
>>145913598
not ded
watching fenix take the silver strapon like a good boy
>like quas
>hate kiwishitter
it's like old clg with doubleshit all over again
>>145913557
What about me bro?
>>145913557
>Pudge is a ripoff of WC3 abomination
are you retarded?
>>145913598
agreed
the cutest
>>145913598
Thread is dead, just like her spirit. Assuming she ever had one of course.
>ywn break Riven down and make her hate herself
>>145913854
blizzard ripped off warhammer rather than lord of the rings
>>145913710
>because it started off as a wc3 mod it should be allowed steal charachter design
of course i knew
what the fuck is ohq doing?
>hurr 2 bigfuckhuge tanks running at me lets not rush bork and go ghostblade/hexdrinker
>>145912102
Is there something about nunu I should know?
Would league be better without flash?
plz think about it
>>145913598
I hate this skin but it's the source of all good fanart
>>145913937
pudge in wc3 used the abomination model
they literally stole the fucking model and idea from blizz ofc its a ripoff
>>145912102
>>145914191
>rabbit
>out of nowhere says "please please don't ______"
he thinks he has a secret counter for it
>>145914247
>every immoble champion becomes even less viable
no thank you
i don't want to sleep alone anymore
>>145912102
>please don't bring nunu top back
>keeps posting this every thread and just says don't bring it back rather than why it shouldn't be brought back
(You)
>>145914247
Mobility creep would be even stronger then.
>>145914283
>model and idea
Meat Hook isn't even a basic WC3 ability retard, it was coded by Neichus.
They only look similar in color and size - also WC3 didn't make Pudge a British butcher or give him the same voice lines.
Fuck off retard.
>>145914247
Mobility creep would be insane
No.
>>145914417
but what about punishing players for picking greedy champions?
>that adorably awkward quas and fenix hug
:3
/lolg/ IS FUCKING DEAD
THANKS OVERWATCH
>>145913598
redeemable?
>Picking Vayne in a hypermobile bruiser meta.
NRG completely deserved to get stomped.
>>145914278
The skin is fine. Arcade and Dragonblade are better but there's nothing wrong with Battle Bunny.
>>145914156
It didn't. They had to redesign their characters all over the place.
>>145914631
You got the link to the full video?
>>145914247
No, and anyone who thinks about it has never played Varus or A-sol.
>>145914553
It's the player that's greedy, not the champion.
>>145914730
>>145914631
don't it's a fucking hideous creature from the front
literal goblinface
>>145914730
trust me bro you don't want to seeher face
>>145914956
>>145914908
Please. Now I'm curious.
>>145914730
That chick looks like shit don't do it. Hell her ass looks like shit too.
>>145914631
>>145915032
>>145914730
>>145914956
>>145914631
I'm pretty sure this is her aswell
>>145915032
>>145915032
>Nunu top vs Irelia
>destroy her because she can't pass through my snowballs
Next FOTM after Jax nerfs, hear me out. Nunu top is back.
>>145915201
Are you blind? Do you not see the size difference between those two asses?
>>145914706
battle bunny is LITERALLY a meme skin, that eventually became a real one.
it's okay on its own, but was also the source of an unfortunate amount of waifucancer. Riven players that pulled Battle Bunny during the height of her popularity were guaranteed autists.
>>145913213
>edgy millenial
And you're not a millennial? You realize millennials are people who were born somewhere between the early 1980s and 2000, right? What are you otherwise, like 40 years old?
>>145915032
>>145914631
OH MY GOD! I should have listened!
Overwatch is dead.
>>145915289
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im drunk some1 tell me im cute and give me attention :(
>>145915579
ur cute
have a (You)
>>145915289
>2.4 second cooldown on max rank snowball at 40% cdr
>>145915579
not without proof that you're cute
>>145915579
hey there cutie
How am I supposed to farm against Annie.
>>145915032
why did she have to turn around
>>145915657
depends who you are playing
>>145915217
>>145915273
>>145915453
What? She's right average.
>>145915032
>>145915289
"back" as if nunu top was ever actually a competitive pick and not just a soloq meme that was started by a one trick pony.
>>145915615
NOOOOOO
DONT BRING BACK NUNU TOP, PLEASE!
Whatever you do, DO NOT bring back nunu top
>>145915728
she looks like a witch that lived in the woods for hundreds of years and now tries to get ingedrients from virginbone and whatever at a convention
>>145915728
If that's average to you, move to a different city.
>>145915728
Pretty average, I agree. You can tell the NEETs with overly high standards from anime who've not seen a real person in ages from the actual anons with lives.
>>145915720
I pretty much play Akali, Kat and Zed, with Zed I have no problem but he is banned 90% of my games, with the other 2 I have to get close to use Q and when I try to use it on minions she just bursts me down, and once she gets 6 she just walks towards me presses R and kills me, everytime. I just can't farm.
Uh... lolbabs?
>>145915845
this desu would fug
>>145915845
i don't like her bone structre, would not bang
>>145915941
>fat billionaire autismman causing yet another triggering
>>145915728
>>145915845
she's pretty god damn average. I'd easily talk/bang her if I was buzzed though
>>145915947
Stop.
Girls that look like that are not the "average."
She literary looks like a fucking troll.
>>145915947
>>145916121
You fucking someone doesn't mean anything. Every guy I know would fuck anything girl that moves and has a decent body.
>>145916172
get a load of that virgin
hopefully we can go to heaven
>>145916172
her ass makes up for her face
and as I said, her ugliness will go down the drunker you get while that fat ass will stay the same
>>145916261
>implying anyone in /vg/ is not a virgin
>>145915941
>>145916059
Notch really is the tard wrangler of our time, isn't he?
Christ, this is like the JonTron incident from 2 years ago where some nu-male took much umbrage to him calling PlaystationNow retarded.
>>145916441
>
>>145916441
I'm 19 and never even kissed a girl before. I am going to be a very powerful wizard one day.
>>145916441i wished
>>145916441
I was a virgin then had a period of non-stop sex for like 2 years. Then went back to not getting any at all. Life is funny like that
>>145916441
im not
stone me
>>145916658
iktf
Why doesn't Riot release player numbers any more? Isn't the game more popular than ever?
>>145916793
Is this a thinly veiled "LEAGUE IS DYING!!!1111" post?
would it take a lot of autism to carry a account from b5 to d5 in the current games state?
Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
>>145917037
If by autism you mean a brain and basic level of intelligence then yea
>>145917073
how can Noxian Bicycle be best girl
When Lissandra is the true best girl?
>>145915603
hey thanks thats all i wanted man
>>145915619
maybe in a few more iv been super qt lately but i cant post bcus 2 many people have a hater for me now...
>>145915621
:3c ya i am p cute ty ty ur dismissed good work out there
>>145913409
English is not my first language, anon, but I got perfect scores on the SAT's verbal and writing portions and the MCAT's verbal portion as well.
>>145917268
simple, I'm talking about katarina
not your mother
lmao
homo fag bitch idiot noob succcccc
>playing promo's to Gold I
>win first game
>second one was an assured victory but we lose last tf and they can finish
>okay queue up for third
>don't pay attention for 5 secs
>I was the third guy who had to ban
>didn't get a warning or pop up or whatever
>drop out of champ select
>out of promo's
Man I really love the new champselect riot!
>vayne maynes
>1v1 me fgt u wont
>just pink her ult
you know, sometimes stereotypes are grounded in a kernel of truth. lucian died early dashing in to get a cannon, so for the rest of the laning phase we just afk farm. fiddle ganked from the same river bush 4-5 times. i even telegraph it by walking up and dancing around the minions like i'm fishing for a bind and this vayne just decides to go in on me instead.
>go one for all, get ekko, this will be fun
>shitter decides to jungle
>be left alone in botlane
>get shit on by 2 lee sins, dived over and over again
>jungler keeps going top to 3v2
>they're a premade, so they blame botlane outer towerfalling at minute 12 on ME
>I try my best while being behind, was 1/3 when botlane fell
>they keep shittalking me about how bad I am
>we somehow win
>they mock me on post game lobby about how I'm a shitter and didn't deserve to win and how I should thank them for the carry,.
Thanks, dynamic queue, I feel sad now.
>>145917073
Does Garen know you're posting pictures of his girl again?
>>145917376
dont get dove, idiot
>>145916793
because they dont want to admit their NA server is like 70% chinese
>Finally get home
>Ready to load up League
>Ready to hop on my main and play until dawn
>Ready to invite my friends and have yet another great night with them
>Then it dawns on me
>I don't play this dead game
>My friends don't play this dead game
>Load up Overwatch instead
Ah well.
>>145917389
let that degenerate cuckold try to wrest my girl from my reality I will annihilate his impotent non-real existence kiddo
>>145915579
hi bookers
i forgot what you look like. maybe if you're cute enough i'll want tohate fuck you
>>145917505
overwatch got boring fast
fuck off idiot
>>145917532
You aren't real, kid.
>>145917262
another witty NA fucktard. Forget it, I dont have the autism to play b5 to d5 on NA.
>>145917596
if thats true then prepare yourself *begins channeling 600 thousand word jutsu in ancient germanic language* my true form.... OLAF
lets GO
>>145917363
but if your talking about Katarina
You can't be talking about best girl
Katarina is worst girl, and worst sister
Lissandra is best girl
>Viktor's problems was instagib combo and impossible to shove out of lane
>make his waveclear EVEN better for the rework
Based riot reworks lmao
>>145917723
One day she will be made fully real within mine eyes and we will naught but laugh at your foolish impudence moran you dont have what it takes to meme on the 12 level of irony and you will never have what it takes to defeat me in a battle of wits in the midlane xerath verses xerath right now cowardly rodent of miniscule impact
>>145917816
>Malz's problem was his noninteractive gameplay. just E and Q and shoves non stop
>give him a banshee's veil and better voidlings
this is how ahrifags actually live
>>145918147
>Playing Xerath
>Not playing Katarina
shame on you, you coward. You don't even love Katarina you just leave her there to rot. You say you love her, yet you don't play her or go on dates with her. She hates you, and you know it you fool. She will never love you, since you treat her like trash. Perhaps that's why she loves Garen and not a pleb like you.
>>145918318
This is the saddest thing I've seen in my life
>>145918318
nah, my place is nicer than that.
>>145908626
Damn my fascination for twinks
>>145917449
I tried, that's why I didn't end 0/5 or some shit.
>Rick Fox is a cool guy
>his team always sucks so he can never take pride in them
>>145918456
And this is hwere I draw the line of autism
I refuse to degnerate this conversation past anything of a meme
you have taken the step and I shall not follow henceforth toward your own demise
wallow in my pity for you as would any being incapable of self propulsion
>>145918537
He's not even a twink in that image?
Just a really fkin handsome young man (24-28 range).
>>145903968
>dynamic queue
fuck off you boosted animal
