Old thread:http://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/145796586/senran-kagura-general-skg-790#top
Sensei Strikes Back edition
GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
http://pastebin.com/VHh2LGhn
>Newest Fanart
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=%E9%96%83%E4%B9%B1%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9
>Dioramas
https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9%E3%83%9E?f=images
SK:NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
http://i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 05/10/16)
https://mega.nz/#!GpkVzQrY!bBAd8jm_TtzcOIlOJv8w9j-Ia7y2FPghVIym_QqEM5w/ikqffaf6tq9a479/New_Wave_Cards_%2803-05-2016%29.zipqd01lq/New_Wave_Cards_%2801
>Card Wiki
http://seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/
MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
http://senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
http://chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Senran Websites
http://pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6
DOKKAN GETS FIRST POST
>>145848482
More like Dorkan!
Harupost.
Bitchin' tats as always
Shiki is my wife!
>>145848832
I want to bang your wife.
Go to bed
I love Kafuru!
She is beautiful and mature!
>>145849005
I'm just having trouble sleeping lately.
>>145848915
That's only natural, but sorry anon I'm not a cuck. I'm sure some anons would be willing to share their Ryouna with you though.
I want to explore boob vision with Haruka
>>145849151
Do you mind if I just fap to your wife then?
I love Asuka and being late because fuse connected to my modem blew up three times!
>>145849287
new ideas of the oppair plane
WAKE UP YOU FUCKING SPINELESS BABYDICK FAGGOTS!
RRAAHGAHRHAPEOFHFLATCHESTSAREBESTRAHIRHIHARIGHVJEIFPNRMLMBNRIPTNB
>>145850210
Shut up, flatty.
>>145850210
Speak quickly outlander or go away.
>>145850291
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my chest? You little cocksucking bitch I'll have you know that I was involved in numerous secret raids on Hanzo Academy with over 5,000 confirmed kills. I am trained for shinobi warfare and am the top sniper in all of New Hebijo. I will put a fucking bullet through your goddamn skull with precision the likes of which have never been known. You better prepare for the storm kid, the storm that wipes out your miserable little life. You're fucking dead kiddo
>>145850964
Yes yes.
But you still have smaller bust than everyone else you know.
Early thread Harupost
>>145849287
That guy makes cute stuff, too bad I can't understand their comics
Breaktime skeegee!Im bored and I want to go back to work but the manager that actually forces eceryone to take their breaks is in today and I dont have and excuse to not take a break.
Sup
>>145852369
Please let Asuka go, Yumi.
>>145852369
this is horrible bullying!
>put thick nerd glasses on murakumo
>it looks perfect on her
>nevermind, it never shows with her mask on
Shit, how do I remove her mask?
>>145852949
You don't. She would die.
>>145852949
Press Start or triangle in the character select thingie.
>>145852969
She won't die!But it will be extremely painful.
>>145852534
>>145852738
Asuka is happy though.
>>145853318
Asuka is clearly suffering!
Clearly!
>>145853215
UU
UU
h-hello?
>>145855932
DELETE THIS DUDE COME ON
>>145855932
Hi
May I take your order?
>>145855932
Knock Knock
>>145855932
HERRO IS THIS BEAN SPROUT
Previous thread
>>145856880
>Saiyan wants Asuka
>>145856880
>dick girls
This can't be a coincidence.
>>145856880
>Ryouna love /skg/!
>super cute fat homu
>Beat hanabi
>Cuddle better Haruka
>Hate Sex
>>145856880
>taste posting
>cum attack
>dreams become Murakumo
>gonna call hate sex girl
>liking Imu
>anons trash
>>145856880
>snake banging japanese picture
>>145856880
>bully rin
No, don't bully Rin!
>>145856880
>Best kat Mirai
>>145853215
I love Hikage! Every thread!
Which senran is the best at basketball?
>>145859167
Ryoubi. As shown in Haruka's GH story.
>>145859167
Daidouji and Yoza destroy the hoop
Reminder that glasses make every girl better
>>145859565
But the only girl that wears glasses naturally is the worst.Or that's what most think. I personally love her
>>145859597
Fuck you I love Imuthe fuck are you doing listening to people who insult you're waifu?
>>145859660
>you're waifu
That's pretty strong assumption.
She's probably my second-favourite Senran.
>>145859696
>That's pretty strong assumption.
I think you are waifu too anon
>>145859696
She is my second favoriteof the new hebi girlschoosing a favorite senran is difficult god damn, I love too many to decide
>>145859731
No surprises here
Holy shit
SV spoiler:kurokage was already dead from the begining, I didn't see that coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwvh7OaGMME
after seeing this video, I got my hopes up for Senran Kagura 3 being a full fledged cuhrayzee game on par with devil may cry
>>145860684
God I hope. But it's unlikely
Where is this picture from?
>>145761563
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1466174368069.png
>>145860260
I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much! She's the best!
>>145861895
JADF
Which senran's breasts will grow the most during pregnancy?
We already know that Ryoubi literally does not have lactic glands or milk ducts and her "breasts" are virtually incapable of swelling due to hormonal changes, so she's out.
>>145863274
She will be one of those girls whose boobs get bigger in pregnancy but don't go back to being smaller once they stop making milk.
>>145863274
>"breasts"
YOU WILL GIVE RYOUBI'S TITS THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE
>>145864212
So no tits means no respect?
>>145864410
RYOUBI HAS TITS
THEY'RE RIGHT HERE
>>145864410
I just imagined Mirai doing Rodney Dangerfield stand up routines.Shit, he died in 2004!? I never heard a thing about it!
>>145864863
for as influential as his humor was, Rodney Dangerfield was always like a d list celebrity.
These days you're lucky if anyone even remembers his simpsons cameo
For real though I'd bury my face in Ryoubi's chest, motorboat it a bit and suck on her nipples.
>>145865361
can you even motorboat a flat chest?
It's kind of just be like smearing your face against glass wouldn't?
>>145866816
Sup
>>145866816
When will she get a wedding card?
>>145866865
Nothing much.
>>145867292
She already got one.
>>145867317
The thread has been pretty slow so far.
>>145867292
She does have one.
>>145867480
Fug her.
>>145867474
Well I just woke up and so did some other people.
>>145867497
Oh my. Thank you.
>>145867718
>>145867682
>"I just woke up"
>tfw it's 7 PM and I feel terrible
My stomach hurts and my head hurts.
>>145867884
What region are you in, fampai?
>>145867924
The magical mystery land of Europe.
>>145867578
Where should I start?
>>145868156
Start from the bottom and work your way up.
Is wanting to suck Ryouna's penis normal?
>>145868298
Ryouna has no penis, in fact her clitoris is quite small and cute, and highly sensitive due to its size.
>>145868427
okay is wanting to suck on her tiny clit and pretending it's a penis normal?
>>145868570
Maybe you should think about Ryobi instead
Go faster
>>145869194
Which Senran is the sanicest?
>>145868878
Ryoubi is 100% girl
And her clit is so tiny you can't suck it at all
>>145869194
I'm busy, aniki
>>145869379
Ryouna is 110% girl.
And 1% tenpura.
How does your senran react to you telling heryou just want to be friends?
>>145869318
Hibari can do the spin dash.
>>145869395
Why is that Haruka so thin?
>>145869492
>implying that she wasn't going to friend zone you in the first place
>>145869492
I'd be a massive fool to do that.
But, hypothetically, i imagine Kagura would be very heartbroken, with a supremely pissed off Naraku somewhere close by.
>>145869580
Because booty
reminder that senrans are meant to become moms.
>>145869492
She'd be happy, I'm pretty sure.
>>145869985
Asuka will be the mom for Homuras offsprings!
>>145869985
Even this one?
>>145869985
I'll give her a litter of pups.
>>145870059
Stupid Anon. Two girls can't make babies.
>>145870187
If only there was a scientist in the senranverse who experiments on girls and has already managed to change the bodies of some of the girls already.
>>145869985
Your housewife ninja spying on you at work while the kids are at school?!
>>145870069
Especially that one
>>145870298
I want Haruka to create a gender-swap potion so I can force it down her throat.
>>145870298
Yeah, if only someone like that existed and not a baka with baby's first chemistry set.
>>145871376
She's not a baka she invented science
>>145872228
She can't get pregnant with her butt!
>>145872273
I'll stick it in there as well!
Stroking Murasakis hair while she slowly drifts into a comfy sleep while looking you into the eyes!
>>145872583
You'll get grease all over your hands.
>>145872695
She looks like she takes great pride in her hair.
>>145872746
Shaving Murasaki's head!
>>145873119
Considering it can carry shurikens and has no problem to slice through her enemies I'd think that you get stabbed by her hair before you get the chance.
>>145870668
>marry your senran
>twelve years later, you have three kids, a nice home, and a cushy office job
>at work in your office
>hear creaking
>look up
>your wife is looking down through the vent in the ceiling
>before you can say anything, she drops down a letter and crawls away
>look at it
>"Love you, honey~!"
>>145873170
Change of plans.
Putting Nair in Murasaki's shampoo!
>>145872583
She could also stroke me with her hair, while I'm stroking her hair.
>>145873303
>hear creaking
>look up
>she drops through the vent on you, because she's gotten clumsy as a shinobi after all those years of housewifing
>>145869985
Except Imu.
>>145873303
>cushy office job
I cannot see myself getting a job.
Man, i've been a NEET for over 10 years now.
>>145869985
Even her?! Does she even want to?!
>>145874179
Imu would do ANYTHING to be able to bear Miyabi's kids.
>>145874217
Get a job dude, its nice to have your own money. you can buy whatever you want(mostly)
>>145874324
Does she even want to?!
Doesn't matter if she wants it or not.
>>145874458
Doubt it's easy to get a job.
Can't just walk up to the boss and say i want a job, can i?
>>145874629
Why should we have a baby if she doesn't want to?!
>>145873303
>chide my wife that evening for getting herself filthy crawling through the vents
>"Honey if you're going to crawl through the vents, you better be wearing a skintight bodysuit with me crawling behind you"
>>145874923
Haruka's genes must be passed on.
>>145875241
So what, should I rape her?
>>145874756
knowing people and making a resume helps. You gotta at least try applying to a lot places, I know job hunting sucks ass but it's usually worth it in the end.
>>145874031
you are now aware that only Asian skeegers like Asuka
>in b4 #NotAllAsukafags
>>145873303
>creaking
Childmaking makes senrans THICC
Wait, people actually like Asuka?
>>145876080
I LOVE Asuka!
>>145876080
People actually love Asuka!
What would you do if you saw this crab on the beach?
>>145876371
Shout crab puns at it.
>>145868156
Guys, what happened, why did Yo suddenly start looking good?
>>145873303
>office job
What if I'm an engineer?
>>145876371
go watch her and her friends play
>>145876768
Hello Asuka fan
>>145875469
Duh.
>>145876845I could get all three volumes of Skirting Shadows for 34€.
Should I do it?
>>145876575
She just changed her hair is all
>>145874031
>She lands on you.
>Somehow your trousers are now undone and her panties are off.
>Your erect penis is now snugly in her vagina.
>Even more surprising, you have already cream pied her.
>You weren't even erect before she fell.
>"Today is a dangerous day" she giggles.
>>145877067
To be fair, I think I'd like Yo a lot more if it weren't for the stupid bowl cut.
>>145877034
>paying money for things you can get for free
Stop that.
>>145877213
Ninjas are scary...
>>145877243
>Not wanting physical copies.
>Not wanting to support Senrans.
Stop being a leech!
Support our titty ninjas!
>>145877213
That's gonna be the FOURTH kid!
>>145877213
Competing with Yozakura's mom now?
>>145877213
>"Gee Senwife, I'm sure glad you channeled your natural female tendencies to just jump on a dick whenever you feel like it in a healthy way!"
>>145876875
"Duh"?!
1. I don't want children.
2. I don't think it's possible for me to rape Haruka.
3. Even if I could I should neither rape her nor force her to have kids with me.
>>145877243
>not supporting stuff you like
stop THAT
>>145877034
go for it
>>145878343
>implying that poor beansprout fucker doesn't torrent everything she wants
>>145877213
The superweapon sure works in mysterious ways.
>>145877425
>Support our titty ninjas!
I wouldn't mind being Hibari's bra.
>>145877243
If you stop supporting good things, then they stop making good things, and all you're left with is CoD and Mikushit
>hey anon i love miku i think you sho-
Fuck off you double miku.
>>145877425
>>145878343
I wonder who's behind these posts.
>>145878495
bitch she doesn't even know how a compu-tor works
>>145878664
>HelloComputerImYomi
>>145878518
I don't want to imagine Kagura coming to visit her Anon at work. It'd probably end with the place exploding
>>145878664
See, computers are classist because they make them too expensive to use. Them need to make them easy like TV, so people in the hobo cave can have good jobs. Computers are made by Kasumi and Ikaruga, and they don't like it when we try to get ahead.
>>145878651
naiz
>>145878941
I can never get over that news post.
>>145878332
She's going to force YOU to have kids with her!
>>145878906
Surely she wouldn't destroy the workplace where her Anon pretends to slave away for money when he just shitposts on 4chan most of the time.
>>145879346
Well you better tell the security guard to let her through then
>>145877213
I was at a maid cafe when this girl fell on me. I am not even sure how it happened. She was serving me pizza, then somehow she was on top of me and trousers were down, I don't know how though.
I apologised and she didn't react at all, handed me my pizza and walked off. But when she walked off I swear I saw her smile.
She was kind of cute so I went back there and well I guess I was lucky as she always served me. Although I never saw her smile again.
A few months passed and I noticed her belly was getting bigger. I guessed she had a husband or something and was kind of disappointed and that I had just imagined the smile.
Then she came up to me and actually started talking. She told me I was the father and I had to take responsibility.
How could that be? I am a virgin I told her. She then explained that when she fell on me we actually had sex. Well I didn't believe it.
Then I felt groggy. Next thing I knew I woke up in some cave. Turns out she is a ninja. She said she would prove it was mine. She kept me there for months. I thought I was going to lose my job and all sorts but she said some girl called Haruka had dummies that could do my job for a while.
Well she eventually gave birth and got a DNA test. Turned out it was mine. Although I am kind of suspicious still, she is a ninja.
Now we are married and have two kids. I went back to my job and life is good. I still don't remember losing my virginity though!
>>145877213
Asuka requires your semen and she WILL extract it!
>>145879779
Your wife is a snake?
>>145879715
Sure, what could possibly go wrong?
>>145879779
>girl falls on top of you
>trousers off
>panties off
>somehow, penis inside vagina
>you blow your load deep inside
>she's pregnant
>you and her are married
Fucking ninjas chicks, man, i swear.
>>145880291
it's the circle of life
>>145880124
Asuka has literally grown up to become a semen demon.
No words left
>>145880124
Only to lose nerve when you're minutes away from sex and then furiously apologize
>>145876874
Why does being an engineer have to do with liking Asuka? You're not wrong, I do like her but she's not my absolute favorite.
>>145877213
Oddly enough I'm just imagining that your boss comes in while she's fucking you and just backs away in shock.
>>145880124
I won't fall for it. She is going to use that skull to put a curse on me!
>>145882547
I am implying that you are Asian.
Not that there's anything from with that.
>>145882742
>Boss knocks on the door.
>You look up at the door.
>Back to her.
>She is gone.
>Your trousers are done back up and you are somehow sat at your desk.
>Did that even happen? Maybe you nodded off for a second?
>Boss comes in to discuss work.
>You notice a small card on the desk that wasn't there before.
>It reads "I'll start decorating the nursery".
>>145883003
i want Asuka to curse me into becoming her sex slave
>>145883212
Asuka is a LEWD MOM!
Working on getting burst and deep crimson running well on citra. Let's see if this works. For some strange reason Wii U emulation is easier than 3ds.
>>145883839
Good luck! There's Wii U emulation already? How is it?
>>145883839
Good luck. Burst runs like crap even on native hardware.
>>145884101
Runs Mario cart 8, mario maker almost at good the console. They got through the reverse engineering stage, now they are fixing stuff on a game by game basis. Its Cemu emulator btw.
stop it guys.
asuka is a good girl. she does not like being cummed into.
>>145884451
Only sluts don't like getting cummed inside. They like bukkake.
>>145884451
>>145884560
That doujin fucking sucks.
Asuka is made for comfy loving sex!
>>145884685
Most SK doujins suck
post cute pictures of Hikage (the cutest senran)
>>145883208
Classy.
>>145883212
Shit like this wouldn't surprise me.
>>145885107
Are there people in real life who can't feel emotions or is that just an anime thing?
>>145885308
I'm gonna pick that sneg up.
>>145885107
How Can My Little Snake Be This Cute?
>>145885343
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexithymia
>>145885107
Snuggling with Snake?
>>145885223^_^
>>145886053
Goddamn, I love Asuka so fucking much.
>>145886053
Untying Asuka's bikini knots!
I never ever thought when I first got into this series that I would end up with Kat as my favorite character, but it happened. She is perfection. I want to impregnate her and raise a family.
>>145885107
Hikage is not cute! She's a dangerous cold-blooded killer!
>>145886323
footjobs from Kat!
>>145886334Try to pick her up.
>>145886457
I did, but she just started yelling and stabbing me in the gut! I'm bleeding now!!
>>145886323
>I want to impregnate her and raise a family.
Too late, unless you want to raise my son.
>>145886323
PUFFY
>>145886908
No man you are doing it wrong. Puffy vulva is Asuka. This is how you do it with Kat:
BIG
Sorry for posting this. I know it is bad.
>>145887037
FAT
>>145887037
When I see a PUFFY, I say PUFFY
Hope everyone's day is going well!
>>145885107
Cutie dressed another cutie
>>145887108
del
>>145887192
GAT
>>145887535
TATS
>>145887586
CAT
>>145887703
MATS
>>145887794
BAT
>>145886631
No you're not. If that was true you wouldn't waste your time blogposting about it.
>>145887975
KILL SATS
>>145888085
BLYAT
>>145888272
Sloot! Blonde sloot filthy of Ukraine!
>>145888657
PRIPYATS
Watchinh your Senran sit on your lap while she plays some comfy JRPG and you just take a nap because of her warmth and the boring gameplay!
>>145887108
It's not good, but I don't hate it.
>>145890121
>the boring gameplay
No way! Mirai doesn't play any boring games! The rest of that fantasy is very agreeable though.
>>145890385
Considering how bad her taste in TV is I imagine her taste in games isn't much better
Instructor....
>>145890121
I'd rather be her co-pilot so she doesn't lose all her progress to a random encounter.
Holding Hikage in your armswhile making very certain that her feet are on the ground so that she does not get afraid or uncomfortableand teaching her what love is like!
>>145890815
Sending Bashou to Ireland for vacation!
>>145891069
I was thinking about games like Atelier but playing stuff like Tales with her could be fun.
>>145891117
Hikage looks bored, anon
are you sure you wouldn't rather read shinobi magazine with her?
>>145891117
Lifting Hikage into the air and violently shaking her!
>>145891824
Leaving a basket with fresh Meat, bags of beansprouts, freshly baken bread, some caged rats and a can of felix cat food infront of the hobo cave every week!
You.
Bed.
Making babies.
Now.
>>145892320
grow out your hair and then we might talk
*teleports away*
Is there any point to playing SK1 or should I just skip it and go to SK2?assuming this thread isn't just 100% waifu posting, thanks in advance
>>145892320
Yozakura in breeding mode is scary!
>>145892423
>>145892647
There's some nice stuff in SK1 but overall the gameplay isn't that great unless you play on a n3ds and can overclock it.
I know some people won't, but if you can, I'd recommend playing it.
If you're intent on skipping it though, SK2 pretty much recaps all the relevant plot in SK1 at the very start of the game.
