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Previous thread: >>145751118
xth for pay to win soon
found merias house
beds 11th ward plot 49
Two questions. Does anyone want a maid code? If so post cute character that will be using it. Secondly, How often do/should Bards be using their songs in dungeon content? Is it only for Foes or should you consider Paeon for Warriors?
Post Paks video
>>145780969
That's not Meria's house.
Time to lock the doors.
naka bp
xth for real lizard hours
>sha is a woman
>faust has an announcer voice
There is no proof of either. All femroe players are unwashed neckbeards with futa fetishes.
So, I'm level 50 and want to start on my crafting and gathering classes. Should I just level everything at the same time in increments of 5 levels?
>>145781068
Why won't my bard level past 60?
>>145781037
Foe's always. Tell the WAR to fuck off with his shit DPS and tell him to manage his TP better.
hello
>>145780969
Don't harass my neighbor
>>145781181
Hi, how are you?
Doing anything fun?
>>145781173
Okay but lets say you have a healer who doesn't DPS and another DPS who uses TP. THEN do I use the TP song? I feel like theres a ratio here where extra TP for 1-2 classes makes up for 10% bard damage.
>>145781131
No. Level everything to 15 first, level CUL to 50, then level CRP to 50, next level WVR to 50, and then level either ALC or GSM to 50, and level up the rest to 50.
>>145781131
I do one level each just to be able to craft all my own shit.
>>145781037
Try not to use Paeon because WAR has its own TP refresher. Stick to Ballad(reluctantly)and mainly Foe's.
>>145781181
please go back to moonc@
>tfw running savage with my static
>tfw we runAST/WHM because neither one of them wants to switch, and we can't kick them because they're both good at their jobs. (The AST is a bit better tho)
>tfw we're getting on A7S and noticing the lack of mitigation
wat do
>>145781246
playing rocket league whilst waiting on lvling roulette
>>145781131
Oh, and for gathering classes, just do whatever.
Catboy players
>enjoy being petted
>you can nice bully them
>are always cute boys in real life
Female Au Ra players
>narcissistic drama whores
>thrive on negative attention
>always unkempt pasty spics, post-op gorillas and neckbeards in real life
GATHERING NEWFAG BANDWAGONERS THAT JUST STARTED IN 3.3
GET OFF MY UNSPOILED NODES I CANT CLICK IT REEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE
>>145781330
I just dont get it though. Wouldn't a WAR being able to use like twice as many Overpowers more than make up for 10% bard loss? Especially if the other DPS was a bard, monk, ninja or dragoon.
>>145781151
You need to purchase Reaper of Souls and sacrifice your party ala Griffith to summon Diablo. Good luck!
>>145781498
>my bot is having trouble targeting unspoiled nodes
>>145781279
Honestly, you should never really NEED Ballad/Paeon unless your DPS are AoEing shit into the ground.
If you're progressing slowly, one pull at a time, and your DPS is complaining to you about lack of TP, that's their own fault.
In situations where you have another melee DPS and the WAR AoEing and they need TP, go for it. But quite honestly, the healer SHOULD be DPSing and you should be playing Foe's anyway for the healer.
Besides, NIN benefits from Foe's as well, as their mudras are magic damage based.
Let me tell you why Sera is shit
>cries she can't get any content done for months
>whines that she's still stuck on Titan Extreme for months
>transfers to Ultros on the promise of being carried
>shitposts about Balmung and people on there."WE ULTROS NOW"
>does not get carried
>transfers back to Balmung, shitposts about Ultros
>Ruseman decides to stream Titan Extreme
>Sera joins as BLM (a class she was playing on Ultros
>dies five times to weights and does less DPS than the tanks
>she actually rolls when the mount drops (luckily doesn't win)
>shitposts over the general, saying how she got the clear
>parses are posted, the excuses come out
>I didn't know the fight (doing it for months), I didn't know the class (playing it on Ultros), my keyboard was faulty
>manages to find a static who are overgeared and have had this content on farm
>gets carried through T6, 7 and 8
>shitposts on the general "WE T9 NOW. HOW COME YOU'RE NOT IN T9 YET? US RAIDERS, HUH?"
>people ask how much she did as SCH
>her replies become pretty questionable (swiftcasting adlo, happy for solo healing the last 5% of T7, doing 0 DPS throughout the entire T6-8, despite having an overgeared WHM there
>doesn't down T9 instantly
>immediately starts looking for a new static, asks over the general
>2.4 comes, still not downed T9
>makes up some sob story about how the FC she was in a static with demand every one of her alts joins, full exclusivity (with 0 proof)
>Angelus believes it and cannot control his thirst, promises Sera the world
>She transfers to Ultros for a carry (again, shitposting about Balmung)
>they carry her through T9
>she posts a clear picture with "raise Sera" in the chat, everyone in the party saying she was carried
>also 0 DPS
>"WHY HAVEN'T YOU CLEARED T9 YET? US RAIDERS, HUH?"
>now uses Angelus to do shit for her and drone for her on the general, wrote walls of text defending her and acting like these problems everyone has was because she is a girl
>>145781490
How do I initiate lewd with my catboy? He's been a good boy lately, and want to give him a nice treat, but he only wants to be tickled and cuddled.
>>145781365
Ah. Why don't you just get someone to tank for you?
>>145781490
I mean, this is very accurate if applied to XIVG specifically.
But when it comes to the normie fanbase, catboy players are pretty disgusting and most au ra players are like, irl girls, or trannies. Either way, Au Ra female player fanbase is the absolute worst.
>moves back to Balmung after getting kicked out of Ultros for reporting FC members
>Angelus helps her with content, she drops him and whines about him on the thread because he accidentally rolled on a T6 item in 2.4+ and apologised about it
>drops meracle, rylai. Whines about them in the thread
>ignores and blacklists L.D. despite him buying her over €500 worth of shit
>drags it over the thread
>goes full damage control. Removes EVERYONE (waaah I'm never logging in to steam again)
>claims she's turning a new leaf and will stop posting number filenames because janitors listened to her ban appeal
>this lasts three days
>joins shyvanas static
>immediately begins looking at other classes
>says the static won't be around for 3.0 so it's okay for her not to care or gear about the class she told them she would main
>says she doesn't care about gearing up or spending poe on it because she can just get good instead
>her static can't even clear T9
>has porn star and allah macros
>spends all day taking about stinky neet feet over the general
she's even more shit because
>doesnt talk about the game
>neetfeetbrownsugarxD
>sits in a room and takes 10 selfies and spams them until she fantasias again
>ignores people in game or on steam in order to shit up the thread instead
>>145781490
wew lad
*air horns* BUSSY BONANZA
>>145781772
Prepare to be nice bullied, faggot
You're going to get some positive attention
Post old copypasta.
>>145781490
>catboy players: overweight gay males
>au ra players: overweight gay males
FTFY
Post your discord bars.
>>145781490
can confirm for female aura players.
>>145781498
Hold X or whatever button it is to toggle the UI
>>145781921
/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General
>>145781665
agreed
>>145781921
>all those anime girl avatars
>>145781921
>using discord
>>145781847
>>145781490
>no cute catboy or fem ra to do unspeakable things to
help... i'm dying of thirst...........
I thought discord was only for futa pics and laughing at sera.
>>145781490
cat boy niggas always be startin shit
-femelezen
Does anyone here like miqo'te...
>ywn be the one to save rocklizard from his hell
You will never know how my hell burns. :3
>>145782189
i like your miqote and miqote friends
>>145781921
>>145781921
>He joined saint
Hehehehe
>>145781654
nobody wanted to, b ut now we're getting a full party
>>145782164
Hey kid, wanna be my eb?
>>145782094
your days are numbered (there are two left)
>>145782189
Yeah Miqo'te are pretty cool..
>>145782189
This is a pretty mean Miqo'te
>>145782346
Keep your dong away from Aweiner.
>>145782335
>Iri tries to cling to relevancy by harassing Ultrash members in game.
Classic tranny behavior. Don't you have a discord to be trying to run into the ground?
>>145782335
im too tall for you haha
shrimp idiot
>>145781490
au ra female player here, i am literally a neckbeard lmao.
>>145781851
Will it hurt?
>>145782119
Only if you're dominant and sweet at the same time.I like guys who know how to make me shiver and whine out their name! That's lewd, though.
BRD or MCH?
Does anybody here like au ra...
>>145782449
You're not my dad, man.
I do what I want.
>>145782483
Marry Eggy
fuck Awena
kill Sadcuck
>>145781642
Rape him. Catboys cannot move in front of a strong female.
>>145782450
i didn't post in weeks and naka is my friend sorry...,,,,
i'll just..,,... go take more estrogen,, omg..
>>145782483
Who's lewdlander?
>>145782346
Stay away from Awena, you disgusting piss drinking predator
>>145782436
How so? I want one to bully me.
>>145782615
lmao you fucking dork
Awena is my friend
>>145782483
Marry shyv
Duck aweiner
Kill rock lizard
>>145782536
I'm Awena's dad.
>>145782516
They're pretty cool
Thinking about coming back.. but I recently moved to Europe.
I'm on PC. There's no region-changing mumbo jumbo is there?
>>145782669
As if Awena would ever associate with you, you stupid fucking degenerate.
>>145782189
Only the bois
>>145782436
How am I mean...
>>145782290
Saint isn't that bad......
Is it....
>>145782784
jfc ask him yourself you mentally retarded dong licker
katt
>>145782502
brd
>>145782489
that's kinda like
my thingi'm not sweet to many people though mostly i just act as abrasively as possible to make them go away
>Kiki Snotchugger here
Does Vic ever post any more? I want to lick their soles and tickle them...
Post southern sea swimsuits
>>145782848
Drink my piss Aaron Dodds, Awena would never stoop so low
He has an ounce of self respect in him
>Awena drinks piss
lmao
Should've kept hanging out with Valsi
>>145781490
In reality
Catboy players:
>extremely anime
>extremely gay
>always in heat
>45% a female/fujoshi IRL, 45% gay or a femboy IRL, 10% some lame weeb person guy
You're right about female Au Ra though, applies to most female races.
>>145782979
>>145782989
>memesters turning on their ''friends ''
>>145782813
>>145782813
>>145782813
>>145782813
>>145782813
hehehe catbois! the same shitpost every single thread!
>>145782873
Aww, that's okay. We can find that soft core together.
>>145783004
Catboys can go into heat?
>>145782860
Brush your teeth ffs
>>145783103
Yes. You have to put them on a leash or else they will try to hump every living thing for 3 days without rest.
>turn the in-game music back on
>hearing the themes for the starter areas and the open world again
>remember how magical it was when you first started playing
>tfw you will never explore eorzea for the first time ever again
>turn the music back off
>male miqo'te
What's the appeal? I'm doing a case study for my Psychology class on people with shit taste
I need ideas for fun things to do with my EB. Obviously we can play other games but whats some fun FAKE GROWN MAN date material in XIV? Cant just do roulettes and raiding.
>>145783206
Please don't remind me. I remember the first week I started playing this and everything felt new and strange. I'd wander into new areas and I had no idea what I was doing but it felt new and exciting.
>>145783264
What do you think is appealing then?
>>145783264
a lot of fujoshi play boyqo'te
>>145781037
can i have the code?
i can give you some gil too if you're a balmongrel
>>145783306
You can take her shopping, boat rides, exploring, adventuring, sauna trip, fishing trip, picnic, camping trip, cooking date, restaurant date.
>>145783306
ERP
>>145783306
I sit out in nice places and do a lil light rp.
>>145783310
was 14 the first time you got into an mmo like it was for me?
>>145783359
I am, but why would an ebin of your popularity not have it by now?
>>145782483
>marry
Sha
>fuck
Sun
>kill
Bruce.
>>145782061
>being stuck in the past
Does anyone here like elezen...
>>145783206
iktf
>He didn't experience exploring (the very bland and empty) Eorzea when it had the superior 1.0 zone music
>>145783264
People have a fetish for having shit taste
>>145782684
who dat
>>145783409
Any particular zones recommended for this? Secret spots?
>>145783489
>being alive in the present
>>145783202
I want to tease a leashed catboy during mating season until he can't take it anymore and then let him loose on me.
>run sastasha
>people want to take the stuns off the tank
>run gilgamesh hm
>people want to undo the tethers bring the chicken phase earlier
>run fractal
>people only trigger the traps when the boss starts casting the aoe
>run WCoM
>nobody wants to do mechanics
What the fuck with pugs and the persistence of wanting to do mechanics nobody gives a shit about but when mechanics are needed to be dealt with they never do them.
>>145783463
No, but I know the feeling you're describing.
>>145782189
I like pretty Miqo'te, post /pretty/ Miqo'te please.
>>145783560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oquox8Wnag4
hold me brahs
>>145783306
Exploring is a good one, if you rp the possibilities are endless. My favorite place to go is the final prayer or the south shroud landing for pretend pirate goofiness.
>>145783513
Only GOOD onesyou count
>>145782960
>>145783464
i didn't know i was that popular
was gonna buy something from amazon but im in canada it's like a third world country so they don't seem to ship a lot of the qualifying stuff to us
>>145783623
I'm going to second this. I want a catboy to go primal instinct on me and breed me nonstop.
>>145783264
They're cool.
>>145783779
post butt or dont post at all
>>145783513
Sometimes...
>>145783206
>it's been so long since then
>what have i done with my life since
>>145783760
Why do all 1.0 and XI songs sound like they came off from some cheap hentai game bgm.
>>145782483
>Marry
Moni
>Fuck
Moni
>Kill
Everyone else
>>145783664
>>145783306
Play triple triad (just don't be mad at losing).
Play vermillion or Chocobo racing too.
Fish together, chat while doing it.
Spam emotes to other couples.
>>145783760
good taste
>>145783927
I want to kiss and cuddle Moni Sielski!
>>145783904
>Putting superior 1.0 and XI music at such a low degree
Acquire taste.
>>145783779
Do you have ticklish feetIRL, Briah?
>>145783760
>uldah had a nice desert theme in 1.0
>they replace it in 2.0 for something straight out of star wars
>>145783306
Permanent suicide
>>145783904
the fuck you just say?
>>145783206
REEEEEEEEEE
uematsu is king
>Awena confirmed for drinking piss
Why God, why.
>>145782483
I dont care about the grown man factor. Which of these ebins do you think would actually want and take an EB seriously?
>>145783664lol tricked
>>145784189
What's wrong with drinking piss as a sub?
>>145784081
anytime i hear that song it's like i can practically feel the sun on my skin. i can feel the bustling city. i can smell the desert air. what a fantastic bit of soundtrack work
>>145784081
>People will never experience Twilight over Thanalan and Widdershins playing when exploring Thanalan EVER again
>>145783798
Super cute
>>145783829
>tie your catboy up and tease him, whispering lewd things into his sensitive ears and massaging him all over, making sure he can't even beg because you've gagged him
>tell him he can use you however he wants, becoming your catboy's onahole for the night
I don't know which one I want more!
>>145784387
>exploring copypasted squares
1.0 had amazing music but lets not get ahead of ourselves
![[Tsundere] Netoge - 09 [BS11 h264 1280x720 10bit AAC][11A8E9C0].mkv_snapshot_10.59_[2016.06.05_02.38.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZoUbimr.jpg "[Tsundere] Netoge - 09 [BS11 h264 1280x720 10bit AAC][11A8E9C0].mkv_snapshot_10.59_[2016.06.05_02.38.07].jpg")
I want to fuck a lala girl.
>>145784081
I do miss that theme quite a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72Mqf2KBBEc
And this one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni6XobxNr_I
>>145784508
it was nice when thanalan actually had mountains and dunes, though. the 1.0 settings were a lot more memorable visually
>>145784549
Lalas are for cuddles, not for lewd
>>145784508
desu the musicand playing with friendsis what made the 1.0 zones at least bearableI liked the different battle music too, especially the remix of the Twilight over Thanalan theme for levequests
>>145784550
>all those hills and mountains
why couldn't they bring that to arr. it's beautiful. it's so much more lively
>>145784704
I wanna smush this potato~
Who's the cutest cat on Balmung that also like to have their soft soles tickled uncontrollably?
>>145784820
Noriko Makoto
>>145784820
Awena...
>you can't make a pretty femroe
Prove me wrong.
>>145784704
Even if I promise to be rough?
>>145784189
Never have, never will. I have friendly chit chat with anyone that bothers to talk to me...
I really shouldn't have to say that...
>>145784820
Megumi Megu
>>145784629
>>145784774
I miss how large and mountainous the old zones were but I definitely didn't miss how copy-pasted and empty they were.
Coerthas 1.0 I'd say was more superior than what is Coerthas now. They could have just made 1.0 Coerthas have snow and be done with it but nope..
>>145784921
you are so fucking wrong oh my god
>bought this cause couldn't get blizzbucks with promo.
$2 tax, $8 shipping... at least the chocobo is cute.
>>145785017
Are you actually into tickling Megu
>>145785039
Prove it.
>>145785025
The thing I hate is how much of Coerthas got cut out and we'll never know what happened to the few dungeons that never got released there.
>>145784845
stop this
>>145783306
Hire me to fuck your man.
>lance resubs
>foot tickling posting starts up again
lol
>>145785065
Yes.
Once upon a time, my dreams were filled with shitposting. Every time I closed my eyes, I saw an endless sea of gimmicks. Now there's only the abyss. A barren wasteland devoid of ideas. What happened to me? Where did it all go wrong?
>>145785207
It never stopped though.
>>145785017
>>145785065
cease
>>145784774
PS3 can't handle having such a big zone I guess. That map of Coerthas from 1.0 is complete compared to now being only Central and Western Highlands. Also comparing 1.0 Central Highlands to the 2.0 one, the 2.0 version is only 1/3 of 1.0 version's size.
>>145783091
what if
i'm intent on keeping that border between
my center and your edges
>>145785256
sure valsi
>>145784975
Paks actively harasses any female character he sees, any "friendly chitchat" the two of you have was lewd.
>>145784950
ahm... gosh!
>>145785298
ugly
>>145785265
No one asked you.
>>145784291
Wait... but you're kinda pretty in your own way... I kinda like it sorta.
>>145784140
Oh please, all we need is some 2D portraits instead of the 3D game models. That music would fit like a glove.
>>145785159
Yeah, sucks so much! But I think they'll release more of the Coerthas zones gradually in expansionsI hope.
>>145784003
But she is mine!
>>145785354
Don't harass Awena. We didn't do anything and won't you stupid clod.
Post ebin houses so I know what to avoid in decorating.
>>145782826
>How am I mean...
Mean like sick or bad but in a positive way!
>>145785505
You best fucking right off, Aaron Dodds, or your favorite video will be posted.
Post pictures of moonfire vests.Especially the patched version that removes the bikini top for females
>>145782609
i want to see pics
>>145784921
Why are cats still in the game
They should be removed along with ast
Reminder that all drama in this general is grown men being angry at other grown men cause grown men wont pretend to be young, nubile catgirls to other grown men
>>145781037
Eh, I could go for the code so here you go.
As for your song questions, a bard should ideally be singing Foe Requiem whenever they can. If you have a caster in your party, play it. If your DRK is spamming their AoE spells on a big pull, play it. If your healer is DPSing, play it. If your NIN is using their magic-aspected ninjutsu, play it. Otherwise, play Army's Paeon to sustain physical AoE, or Mage's Ballad for when shit hits the fan.
>>145785717
You look like a tranny.
>>145785380
thanks. youre the first person to tell me that.now change your mind pls
>>145785808
>trannys aren't attractive
>>145785487
>>145785017
>>145785354
I've no interest in that so he stopped... He wanted me to help him take shitpost pics and that's it really...
>>145785505
Please stop
there he is
>>145785796
there it is
there's the tyyne
There it is.
Let us discuss Thick Creampie (Savage) at ilvl 195.
>>145785921
Are you really going to insult me publicly? Don't reply to shitposters you fucking idiot.
Does anyone want to marry me?
>>145785796
there it is
thick creampie savage
>>145786035
Don't talk to Awena like that, you fucking cretin.
the tyyne is among us
>>145785298
Whatever makes you happiest.
THERE
IT
IS
>>145786035
Leave Awena alone, you stupid piece of shit.
>>145786037
Post pics
>>145786181
>>145786103
Stop bullying him into publicly dissing people scumshitters.
>>145786245
You're exactly the type of friend he doesn't fucking need, dude. Awena's too nice to tell you this, but I will - fuck off.
>>145786035
Shut the fuck up, cunt
>>145786103
>>145786181
So Awena didn't kill itself and was just attention whoring
Good to know
>>145786245
Shut the fuck up Aaron.
>>145786330
You're an asshole. Tricking people with low self esteem into insulting their friends is the scummiest fucking thing you can do.
>>145786035
He didn't insult you, you fucking autist.
>>145786035
>>145786419
sit down with ur bitch ass
he wasn't insulting you at all
>>145786419
I've only posted to call you an asshole, man. You can make whatever boogeyman you want, but it's not gonna hide that you're a Grade A creepster.
>>145786419
>tricking
Him saying he doesn't drink piss and was asked to shitpost with him is hardly murder of someone's character is it.
>>145786419
Where the fuck did Awena insult you? Are you mental?
>>145786035
Why haven't you offed yourself yet? Seriously. No one here that has been here for longer than a week likes you.
The only people that do are newfags or summerfags that don't know you.
You get shit on everytime you show your face here. Why take the abuse? Just get the fuck out.
>it's a lets discuss if healers should DPS in novice network episode
The reqs for becoming a mentor are such trash, and this is what newbies are joining the game into.
>>145786528
>>145786542
>>145786507
>Pretends we're not friends
>Claims I asked him for shitposting pics
What?
I asked him for some screenshots of my character and he agreed. Now you meme fucks got him treating me like ass. Fuck you.
>Friday drama hour
I'm SO in.
>>145786601
I picked thaum as first class
Got a healing ability
Did dungeons
Got asked why the fuck aren't I dpsing
Only then realise I wasn't a healer class
Why the fuck is there only conjurer for healing class
>>145786659
>>Pretends we're not friends
Where did he say that? He said he's not interesting in lewd with you so stopped messaging him about lewd. That's literally all he said.
Make like a Ninii and kill yourself, Aaron. This time for real.
>>145786659
he never pretended you weren't friends you bongo melon head
he just stated what happened, if anything you're the one treating him like shit
>>145786174
I doubt you're on balmung anyways
>>145786659
He didn't treat you like ass, he basically asked you to stop replying to the shitposters cause it's only making you and him look bad.
post yfw meria kills herself
>>145786659
Feeling hyperagressive are we?
He didn't insult you, you lashed out when he stated a fact.
Getting called a shitposter isn't an insult, this is fucking 4chan, on a general.
You need to back off and leave him alone.
>>145786659
All he said was that he didnt erp with youaand that you asked him to take pics.
Are you really this socially retarded
>>145785796
Why did you come back to avatarfagging? Nobody wants you here, Asperagus.
Do you think if we shitpost about paks hard enough he'll actually leave for good this time? Might even kill himself if we get lucky
>>145786858
I suppose I could make an alt, but unfortunately no. I don't think I'd switch either. [/spoiler]I bet your chest is warm and would be fun to snuggle up to[/spoiler]
>>145786659
So you get triggered this hard when someone turns down doing lewd with you? Even if it's a "friend" of yours?
Dirty, filthy degenerate. Kill yourself. You don't deserve a friend like Awena.
>>145786770
you mean Arcanist?
>>145786691
Git yer popcorn
>>145786601
Sometimes I question other mentors, being one myself. There's one on my server who cross-classes Cure on their PLD as an inexpensive way to proc Divine Veil. I get the reason, but it's really redundant since you get Clemency in the next quest for the job (Divine Veil is 56, Clemency is 58).
Then again, I have Fracture cross-classed when Goring Blade shits all over it, so who am I to talk about redundancy?
>>145787009
The same could be said for you, but I believe neither of us could give any less of a shit what others think about us. Would I be correct on that assessment?
>>145780761
I told you guys ;)
