>>145718347
>Character Planner
https://www.mugenmonkey.com/
>KING'S FIELD
http://pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3
>DEMON'S SOULS
http://pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a
>DARK SOULS
http://pastebin.com/eNY3su63
>DARK SOULS 2
http://pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v
>BLOODBORNE
http://pastebin.com/WdLBWD8n
>DARK SOULS 3
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub
>souls general
>left out draw stuff
I don't like change
did gwyn really go out of his way to destroy every statue of nk
>>145752893
>>145752893
sry bud, was just copying few previous generals' pasta
>>145752893
>people go on about how hard NK, cinder and champ are
>have no problems with them
>people go on about how easy rotted greatwood and oceiros are
>hardest bosses for me to fight
i feel like i'm doing something very very wrong
with oceiros i hear that you just hug his dick and you're fine but i still get fucked by phase 2, with greatwood i just can't fucking tell what it's doing because it's so big and awkwardly moving
what do
>>145752947
well he's kinda one of the strongest being in his universe so sure
although his son compensated it with the amount of his own statues in dragoncock peak
>>145753042
I always get fucked by crystal sage phase 2 soul spear spamming but i find NK and champ nice. Why.
>>145752947
He turned to the enemy's side, killing their own and joining the Dragons for seemingly no reason. If my son started fucking with my worst enemies and killing my bros for pretty much no reason I'd be pissed too.
>>145753042
>beat nameless king first try
>get to SoC
>he's doing like 1/3rd of the damage nameless was doing
>play like shit because i think he can't kill me at all
>he hits me with the 50hit wombo combo explosion
>>145752987
I've been looking for this version, thanks.
>>145753038
You're such a fucking faggot. A fucking big league chew piece of shit. You really have the gall to post this shitty forced meme garbage in MY /dsg/? I'll fucking show (You) who runs this place!
>>145753172
>for seemingly no reason
i doubt he just betrayed his father without explaining why
it's just Gwyn had a serpent at his side who manipulated him like a last motherfucker
>>145753065
>>145753172
nk is innocent
INNOCENT
>>145753298
Frampt seemed like a cool guy though.
But I bet he was the kind of snake to chastise NK at meetings and talk about the things he must overcome before he can be as great as his father. And NK seems like a prideful son of a bitch.
>>145753363
If he's innocent I won't mind being guilty
>>145752817
Is this cropped because I can't find the source for this.
>>145753042
>i feel like i'm doing something very very wrong
nah, that's the game doing something right. different bosses being difficult for different people with different playstyles means that you're forced to adjust instead of doing the same shit over and over for every boss
>>145752893
>>145753030
http://pastebin.com/Ngwp10eN
>/dsg/ Player List
http://pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>Draw
http://doodleordie.com/r/darksouls
http://imgur.com/a/XhBxC (DeS)
http://collageanon.imgur.com/
http://flockmod.com/dsg
>Character Planner
https://www.mugenmonkey.com/
>KING'S FIELD
http://pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3
>DEMON'S SOULS
http://pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a
>DARK SOULS
http://pastebin.com/eNY3su63
>DARK SOULS 2
http://pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v
>DARK SOULS 3
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub
>>145753042
Oceiros is such bullshit, i don't know how they approved of it
there's an easy way to kill Greatwood, but you need a ranged weapon for it (or you have to bait a certain attack that only happens in phase 1 with peasants running around)
>>145753042
Oceiros was easy he has like 2-3 attacks
Greatwood is just an incredibly boring boss with a lame gimick. Easily the worst boss of DS3
Who is a worse asshole, Seath or Pontiff?
okay anons, why should I keep playing ds3? PvP is trash even if it gets balanced because of its design downgrade from 2
miyazaki is dead
>>145753817
>still playing das3
lmao cuck
The real action is Dark Blood 3: Scholar of the first borne
>>145753740
>Seath betrayed his own kind, put crystals on a lot of guys, went crazy looking for his immortal scales, and made a big spider
>Sulyvhan created an evil religion, fed a wounded Gwyndolin to an evil bastard and in the process killed the last non-asshole god in Lothric/Drangleic/Lordran, sacrificed many other people to Aldrich, turned innocent people like Vordt and the Dancer and the Outrider Knights into beasts
Sulyvhan is a piece of shit. Seath is just a crazy dragon asshole.
>>145753740
seath, by far. nothing pontiff did compares
>>145753973
>sympathizing with snek legs
He served his purpose.
>>145752184
>>145752526Its in front of a pope statue.
>>145754030
>>145754030
>>145753973
Sully was just trying to not let anyone link the flame again.
Sure he used all methods he could, but linking the flame achieves nothing and Pontiff himself shows that humanity can evolve into a higher beings.
>>145754028
Gwyndolin was benevolent, at least. He wasn't a prick, he believed in justice against the guilty, and he had a bitchin' bow.
>>145754161
>Pontiff himself shows that humanity can evolve into a higher beings.
By turning people into Beasts? Bloodborne states that beasts are below humans, an inferior, unenlightened type of existence.
>>145754028
He was probably the only decent god in the entire souls universe. A good son and worthy covenant leader who sheltered the weak.
My Anime Adventure Snafu was Wrong as I Expected
>>145752893
Did anyone EVER even use that stuff?
>>145754269
Pontiff himself transforms into a pilgrim buttery and grows wings while keeping his consciousness.
Beasts are only his tools. He needed loyal watchdogs to keep his plan running and he made them.
>>145754030
>>145753563
kojima's first game
death stranding or something among those lines
>>145754283
>>145754269
>snake leg lovers ITT
He helped the Chosen Undead but that's all he was good for
>>145754269
But BB and DeS are both considered separate universes
In BB humanity devolves into beasts but in DaS trilogy humanity is the bottom of the bin
>>145754161
>there's an outrider knight hidden deep inside archives near the sorcery that hints that Sully was also a mentor of the Prince
>there's his statue in the high wall square
just how long that asshole kept his plan running?
looks like he was a revered person in lothric at some point as well
>>145754565
Not that. The OP picture.
>>145754418
>Pontiff himself transforms into a pilgrim buttery and grows wings while keeping his consciousness.
That's cool and all but in the end, all it ended up resulting in was him being a pretty big guy. Not a semi-dragon thing like the other Pilgrim Butterflies.
>>145754602
What about things like Manus, and hollows? Humanity gone wild and beings devoid of any souls at all, respectively? Even Gwyn was a hollow before becoming a God too, so don't say it's just a lower state of humanity.
>>145754918
It is, though. Hollow ness is the lowest form of humanity which is low enough as it is.
Humanities going wild and getting abyss jizz all over the place is just the darkness of humanity coming out. Humanity is an unbalanced mess full of corruption and shit. It corrupted Knight Artorias because he wasn't human, but the player character is already Undead, which is why they can roam the chasm freely.
Hollows are humans without their souls or humanity.
What's the name of that obscure Cathedral of the Deep knight's crossbow? I need it.
>>145755172
The one the singular knight up in the rafters has for no reason is known as the 'Heavy Crossbow'
It's ironic because it's not that heavy
>>145755006
>Hollows are humans without their souls or humanity.
Go back and look at the intro of Dark Souls 1. You see the Gwyn, Nito, The Pygmy and the Witch of Izalith as hollows. None of them were human but all were hollow, before getting Souls. The Dark Soul just so happens to be a different type of soul than the Lord Soul, which is the only difference between Human and God. The Abyss is corrupted Humanity, whereas Demons are the result of Corrupted Fire born from a Lord Soul, because they are different things.
>>145755310
>Go back and look, you see them without their souls
Hollows are humans without souls or remaining humanity, so what's the issue there
in fact this whole post doesn't actually refute anything
>>145754283
>what is Velka
>what is the blacksmith god before he passed away
>what isFina, the only goddess you can be hugged by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6ib3F-7tg0
>>145755495
That's real neat Fatorias but it's not real useful in 3.
>>145755442
>implying
>Lautrec was her beta orbiter so she made him a ring that would break if he took it off
>Lautrec fucks off
>She preys on other people immediately
>ring doesn't even break anymore
Fina a slut, a slut!!
>>145755395
My point was meant to be that hollows are the lowest form of anything. Humanity isn't the bottom of the barrel, as you put it, because Hollows exist. They're not merely humans without humanity, either, they're just living beings without souls.
>>145755680
But that's exactly what I fucking said.
DLC when
>>145755673
you can sorta backstab and also use reverse running attacks that throw people off
you just take a buttload of counter damage if you're hit during it
>>145755751
>In BB humanity devolves into beasts but in DaS trilogy humanity is the bottom of the bin
No. It was not.
>>145754918
>all it ended up resulting in was him being a pretty big guy
flying big guy who preserved his own mind despite evolving higher
Do the Pontiff eye rings work with rapid shot from the short bows?
>>145755815
Are you only pretending to be retarded? You replied to the post that replies to someone else stating Hollowness is the lowest form of humanity, because it's the absence of it, then quote the original post about humanity being bottom of the barrel.
Fucking kill yourself at this point desu.
>>145755835
A lot of big guys can fly. That's not that special in Dark Souls.
He didn't seem like was that evolved. Just a big and strong mage. Shit, Wolnir is a bigger and stronger guy than the Pontiff, and he was a mage too.
What's the best shield for a sl1 run? I know pierce shield does 93 physical guard absorption, is there a better one?
>>145755907
>Hollowness is the lowest form of humanity
No you fucking idiot
Hollows only obtain humanity through having a piece of the Dark Soul, AKA a humanity sprite
Hollows are LITERALLY not human, just like gods are LITERALLY not human
>ng+
>Killed patches before speeking to Squidward in the well
>He didn't drop the onion armor
HELP
>>145756009
>Ignoring everything
I get it, it's your elaborate scheme.
I post something, you respond to it, but when questioning where it said it, you quote something ELSE, then ignore the sample of the OTHER post to sample THAT post so you didn't read it JUST for this shitpost.
Nice.
>>145756108
You greedy guts, thought you could outwit an onion?
Try reloading.
>>145756108
Shame on you, you greedy guts.
>>145756108
tried giving ashes to the handmaid?
>not having strong eyes
>>145754627
I still have no idea why people think thats Suly, hes wearing Lothric's ceremonial garb, as in literally the robes ONLY worn by him. People should be reading into what the statue is doing rather than how it looks.
Lothric looks weakened, but hes holding the Profaned Greatsword and looking up to it in reverence almost. Maybe it's supposed to signify their acceptance of the Profaned Flame instead of linking the first flame? This is only strengthened by all of the Profaned Gargoyles around the archives. Maybe Lothric refused to link the flame because he was waiting for Suly to use the Profaned Flame to link it or replace it somehow?
>>145755006
It's worth noting that in DaS1, you don't restore your humanity by consuming a humanity. You restore it by offering a humanity to the bonfire.
You give up humanity to reverse hollowing.
Hollows aren't humans without their humanity.
>Go to talk to Squidward, with a "I can still fix this" mentality
>He isn't there
RIP Squidward, he just wanted to keep a grave promise
>>145756492
>>145756703
Yes to both of these.
He's ded, Jim
>>145756523
Fuck you
>>145756794
>hes wearing Lothric's ceremonial garb, as in literally the robes ONLY worn by him
you really need to pay attention to the details in descriptions
>crystal sage robe has the same golden decorations as robe of prayer which means that at some point this type of ritual garb was pretty widespread at least among highest ranks of scholars
>he wears the same armbands as Pontiff
>he uses his weapon
>his expression is pretty much the same as on those child statues in Irithyll
>>145756794
Worth noting that the Profaned GS was a ceremonial Greatsword first, and imbued with the Profaned Flame later, likely after Sully discovered it.
Also unrelated but confusing, the Profaned Flame is said to only burn human flesh, but the Profaned GS' fire damage affects non-human enemies just fine. Same with the Profaned Flame pyromancy and the Gargoyle weapons.
>>145757221
>imbued with the Profaned Flame later
stated literally nowhere
we only know that it was pontiff's ceremonial sword
>>145757076
Oh wait, nvm, seems like squidward is alive and well. What a relief, I thought I'd killed him, but I actually saved him some trouble.
Has this been documented?
Anybody wants to do Oceiros on PC? It's NG+ and I'm tired of doing all bosses alone all over again.
DS2 isa fun and very replayable game
>>145757557
Sure
Where should I plunk it? Password?
>>145756731
YOU HAVE ROOKIE EYES
>>145757587
In between the monsters and the knights there's a safe zone. pass is dsg.
>>145757570
It's certainly replayable, what with being the only game with actual changes in NG+.
>>145757570
yes bosses and pvp are it's strong points
post characters or something
>>145757639
I haven't played it in a long time, and after getting burned out at DS3 I loaded up my old char and went NG+
It certainly does have a lot of fucking changes. The path to the firekeeper hut itself was already eventful, and then after finding a mimic 2 meters from Majula sealed the deal
>>145757665
did you have to stand in direct sunlight?
Is this why your blindfolded?
>>145757637
You mean where Hawkwood puts his?
>>145757113
>Prince Lothric's hood. The prince, destined to be a Lord of Cinder, was cherished by the royal family, despite being born into illness, a frail and shriveled child.
This is not, and cannot have been something worn by Sulyvhan. This is something integral to Lothric's design and identity in the game.
>decided to coop at sl75 a little
>all those invaders with carthus curveds and 2kats thinking that i'm an easy pick
How do i get summoned as a blue sentinel/darkmoon blade? Been standing in the grand archives for one hour.
>>145757665
Outdated Jesus
>>145757906
Trick question, you don't
>>145757873
have you missed the fact there's multiple copies of robe of prayer existing at the same time
>>145757221
>A ceremonial sword, held in Pontiff Sulyvahn's right hand, representing the Profaned Flame.
it was made when the profaned flame was found or a bit after. it was meant from the start to be imbued with the profaned
>>145757408
the wa states that the fire damage originates in the profaned flame
>>145757557
fug, the meme charge killed me
>>145757906
The only time I got constant summons as a blue was SL40/+3 weapon at the cathedral of the deep
>>145758017
ayyy its ok i finished him off
thanks for the help buddy was more interactive with another player
>>145757783
Just you wait until Brightstone Cove Tseladora
>>145757969
Robe, not hood.
>>145756007
i don't think you will get to block a lot of things on sl1 run
Small Leather Shield is good for parrying though and if you infuse it with Blessed it makes going through the swamp a bit easier
sorry that i can't be more helpful
shields are not as good in this game as they were in DaS
>>145757665
The thing I'm doing at the moment is a cosplay of the Fallen Knight that attacks you in the Cathedral
The only difference is that now that I'm not crazy and guarding Paladin Ashes I've changed my pants (and gauntlets)
>>145757665
>>145758131
yet you find the whole set in the castle
not after boss is defeated, but in a castle itself, long before you encounter Lothric
on top of that robe of crystal sages has similar golden decorations
>>145758084
If you're gonna do Gundyr hit me up, I love that boss.
>>145758307
You've always been able to find entire sets in odd locations, especially boss stuff.
>>145758193
Thanks anyways, I thought it'd be like that. Sad that I'm not seeing any invaders/summon signs so far, I thought I'd see at least a couple.
>>145758478
this is pretty much the ONLY boss set you can find prior to fighting the boss
on top of that all other ones only appear in handmaid's inventory, this one is hidden in a castle itself
>>145758416
yeah sure untended graves bonfire, dsg
warning: ive only done him once and it wasnt easy for me
>>145757665
I like your fashion my relative. NK's chestpiece may be rather memetastic, but it's just too fucking comfy and idgaf.
why the fuck demon's greataxe sucks so much compared to dragonslayer's one on top of having int/fai requirements
can i wear two shields of want and have their effect stack along with avarice and silver serpent?
roughly how much % boost to souls is that setup with a base serpent ring?
>>145758545
actually, if you're not comfortable with oneshots, you can just wear armor and use the Shield Ring and stack health/defense boosting rings
you can also use Tears of Denial but only late game and it requires 3 rings to cast if i remember right
>>145758701
Made for pyros.
I died but I still got that reward for beating the boss with you
Whew
Hit me up again if you plan on killing any other bosses
Thanks once again vincent, was a joyful run.
Why do you die so quick though? Is it cuz I'm higher level? I'm 111
>need 30 fucking sunlight medals for the slightly better lightning spear that I can only get 80% through the game anyway
>might as well get started now
>as soon as my sign is down in front of the tree I'm summoned
>same for sage
>same for deacons
Holy shit. And this is on the easiest bosses.
Being a glorious golden faggot is kinda fun.
>>145759024
It's the unembered health
And my memetastic fallen knight cosplay involves dual wielding a dagger and a longsword
>>145758858
I see, Well, with this build I was expecting one shots, also, shouldn't I just need 2 rings? 1 for the faith requirement and another for the FP?
>>145758701
Lighter, lower stamina consumption, lower str requirements and a much better WA.
Also the DSGA is overpowered relative to most other GAxes. It has among the highest base physical damages of the greataxes while also having almost 200 lightning damage. I imagine they just didn't put a terribly large amount of effort into balancing it since greataxes are gimmicky shit only used for hornet riposting anyways.
>>145759053
You can kill the dancer early to access great lightning spear whenever you want.
It's strongly encouraged to do that anyways, since you also get the lothric tome
>>145759135
it requires 2 attunement slots so one more ring
>>145759115
kek alright mane
im doing dragonslayer next, gonna kill the dragoon brothers first
>>145759224
Oh, right. I forgot about that.
>>145759150
>and a much better WA.
you wanna back that up
DSGA has a way bigger aoe (as well as having more range in general)
less str reqs doesn't really matter anyway because it's going to underperform without high str)
even on a pyro DSGA is better
>>145757665
Posting Knight
>summoned for jolly co-operation for the first time ever
>darkwood basin
>summoner is some swaggot with cloth armor and a weebstick katana dex build
>no phantoms to be found
>just go and slay the fuck out of trees and hippies with my 2handa fledgling giantbabby build
>after we slay literally all of them some swagmemite dude actually tries and invades us
>he's blue, most likely a fucking hippie trying to "defend" a random piece of dirt from my intense twohandedness
>i don't even get close to him, he gets fucking annihilated by the weebstick user
>all I did in the fight was walk up to him, Well? What is it? and then he was dead already
>taunt some more
>area is empty, so d/c back home
That was surprisingly fun.
>>145759329
could always just farm concords for that +2 slot ring but
>farming concords on SL1
i can't begin to imagine how tedious that would be
>>145759413
>doing summons for the area and not the boss
fucking WHEW L A D
I bet you killed a Dorkmoon too.
>>145759348
DSGA actually has a smaller AoE, considerably. Its WA deals less damage with its AoE (more on a direct hit, but who are you ever going to hit directly with it?) and is parryable while the Demon's is not.
>>145759053
>guy summons me for sage
>walks up to the fog, thinks better of it and heads back through the level
>just about all the enemies are still alive
>we kill them all and several invaders
>finally, he heads back to the fog again... Thinks better of it again and turns around
>he then becomes completely invisible, presumably because of lag
>I can only see and follow him using his name hovering in the air as he kills the remaining baby crabs
>finally, he goes down to the poison swamp and expects me to fight through all that, too, with his invisible ass
Fuck you, buddy. Inconsiderate is one thing, but inconsiderate and invisible?
>>145759597
that is the most bizarre fashion i've ever seen
not the intentional takeaway from the webbum i know but, why
>>145759720
Have you seen that nigga Artorias' head
It's crazy
Plus it actually fits pretty snug inside the Faraam Set
>>145757927
entry level as fuck dude
>>145759441
i wanted to do it at first but decided not to
i'm doing NG-NG+7 though so i'll get lots of boss weapons and +2 rings and i hope one day i can trade for it
someone here gave me Bloodlust for Gundyr's Halbert yesterday so it's not impossible
also, you already get 1 slot from the start so Deep/Saint's ring works just as well
>>145759115
Killed armour as well, third thanks to you my man.
Not sure if I'm going to continue since I hate grand archives so much.
>>145759915
We could always bumrush archives together
I doubt there's anything you want from it this very second
>>145759597
That Greatsword WA is seriously the best thing about the weapon class
>complete, unbreakable hyperarmor
>damage reduction while hyperarmor is active
>more damage than a charged R2
>thrust damage, so affects counterhits
>don't lose thrust ABS during the entire animation, so not vulnerable to counterhits
It's one of the few hyperarmor attacks in the game that doesn't compromise your thrust defense. You trade into a UGS, that lovely 40% damage reduction reduces their damage to that of a straightsword, and you hit with their hyperarmor for a 900 damage leo counter.
It's honestly kind of silly when you can just WA on reaction to any ultraweapon attack to blow them up. Straightswords can do the same thing as well, since their WA has the same hyperarmor and damage reduction. It will always out-trade a charged R2 or WA of an ultra weapon.
Look at this nonsense dsg. This is so much fun. Stamina management is a huge pain, but goddamn this is the best. And this is only at sl64, imagine where this build will be at sl120.
https://shop.spreadshirt.net/1049108/dark+souls+-+men's+t-shirt%3A+abyss+watcher+(all+colors)-A106854978?department=1&productType=812&color=C20329&appearance=366&view=1
thanks bamco
>>145760032
this looks way better than the red.
>>145757665
>>145760032
>set it to red
classic
>>145759971
well i guess we can rush that shithole although i hate the place so much i get confused evrytiem
archives bonfire dsg?
>>145757665
getting ready for the event
>>145760275
That reminds me, I need to go back to try and farm the Cathedral Knigh Greatshield
>>145760226
>>145760226
It's there
>>145760226
>>145759971
oh kek archives is closed i mustve missed something
>>145760321
I got a spare on pc if you need
>>145760275
whats the event?
>>145760275
When is it anyway
I need to know when to start working on the popemobile
>>145760413
I would appreciate that, a whole lot
Farming Cathedral Knights is the second circle of hell
>>145760380
If Gotthard's body isn't there you didn't kill all the Lords of Cinder before princes
>>145760473
cleansing chapel bonfire I have my sign down under pass dsg
>>145760473
yeah fuck forgot yhorm
give me a minute
Uh, has anyone made an event pic for the pope thing? Like what SL, location, rules and shit?
>>145760547
There's a pastebin but there's been no picture
Which is puzzling since even the Gladiator event had one
>Cuck Lord V2
Still looking for the xbone parry spam shitter I destroyed at Pontiffs last night. I know you're out their you fucking memelord
>>145760579
That's because literally nobody cares about this abortive ganksquad event.
>>145760145
That's the colour they link you to in the email pham
I haven't been summoned for Gargoyles after like an hour of sitting here.
Have I fucked it by being sl25? I have the connectivity mod.
Who the fuck decided that bleed should build up even if you roll through the attack
you should test it out
>>145760032
AHAHA THIS FRANCHISE IS DEAD
>>145760647
>the bottom left one
jesus christ
>>145760861
Oh god
>>145760861
but i am home
What did he mean by this?
>>145761129
Elizabeth I guess
>Get summoned to McSullivanns all-you-can-scrub buffet
>Naked host
>dagger
>Piss poor damage, its unupgraded
>2-shot her
What the fuck did i just witness
>>145760635
>implications
>>145760524
I'm probably just going to use an UGS, there's no particularly good greathammers that also resemble maces.
Upgraded that shield to +8 for that 73 stability
>>145761129
Maybe Dusk was their waifu.
>>145760861
Who the hell buys this stuff? If I saw someone wearing this in public I would feel so embarassed for them
>Canvas Talisman + 0 has 118 spellbuff
what the fuck
since when
>>145761449
There's the Vordt's which has good-ish damage the evangelist spiked maces, that great mace you were using gargoyle flame hammer and I think that's about it
I haven't used greathammers very much though because most of them are not very good
But then again I am using a saint bident so "not very good" is singing praises for this thing
>>145761548
It's based on your faith, guy
>>145761534
I saw a really cute asian girl on my campus wearing the tshirt with Artorias and the Nietzsche quote about staring into the Abyss.
It's cringy as fuck, but she made it look acceptable.
>>145761726
That's because asian girls typically walk around with graphic t-shirts of hello kitty and ninja turtles. Asians can get away with stupid fashion choices because everyone just assumes they haven't culturally integrated yet.
![1,width=500,height=500,appearanceId=4,version=1461918219[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VvMa4mC.jpg "1,width=500,height=500,appearanceId=4,version=1461918219[1].jpg")
Never forget, they don't even know their own memes.
>>145761879
Now they just need a pair of women's underwear with "Trap Ahead"
>>145760861
They ought to have just taken that face and put it there without any text. The message is clear.
>>145754627
where's this statue located? I've never seen this shit in any of my characters, and gets posted all the time by leddit saying that its the representation of Pontiff when he first found the profaned flame/when he still was human
>>145760679
Finally got one. Thanks EMCQ, if you're here.
May you ring the fuck out of that bell.
>>145761678
Well that fit the theme.
Havel's Dragon Tooth is actually pretty swole but it isn't thematically something a popesquad knight would use
I DID IT
I KILLED THE STRAY DEMON
EAT SHIT TWERK MONSTER
>>145761804
Nah, it was because I wanted to fuck her.
Hot girls make literally anything acceptable, because hot girls being cringy still gives me a boner.
>>145762215
You know that the mimic and skelemen can just kill him for you, right?
>>145762253
I'm talking about DaS1 Northern Undead Asylum one.
When is the Pope event happening i never saw the results for the voted date it would start.
>>145762253
That's the Demon, dude.
Stray Demon is:
>Under the Asylum
or
>On the bridge above the old Wolf of Farron
AAAAALLLVAAAAA!
>>145762317
>>145762356
O-oh, my bad
>>145762372
>filename
kek
That reminds me, I need to get my shit together for the next Alva Quest
so i decided to find a cheese for Hordick since i can't really fight him directly
i wanted to lure him to the ladder and use Force to throw him off but he used Black Crystal for some reason
when i tried it again, this happened
he killed the first wave but the rest of them finished him off
does he Black Crystal out if you approach the ladder or just when you get far away from him?
>>145762591
Anyone else watch Skys 48 invasion win streak yesterday?
>>145762235
this
>>145762323
Next weekend iirc
>>145762638
>1474
>>145762792
Then were the fuck is the info post
>>145762935
Using a heavy spiked mace with.
What weapon would be fun, not good per say, as a heavy side weapon?
>>145762638
worked for Heysel
i even fucked up and forgot to attune Force
hostile NPCs interact with Alluring Skulls for some reason - i hope it never gets patched
>>145762792
the fuck
why are we having events so frequently
i cant put a character together that fast
>>145763097
You got the Aldric one fampai?
>>145763306
No maybe someone will post it
>>145752817
What are the best sliders for a perfect waifu
>>145763437
every single slider max. no exceptions. this will result in the perfect spouse guaranteed
>>145763646
Thank fuck there's no dumb revealing clothes like Desert Sorceress in DaS3, it's the only thing this game did right.
>>145763646
>>145763306
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up flamberge* my name is hordick but u can call me a h01y kN1gH+!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im a crazed ghoul!!!! thats why i came 2 this pit for hollows, 2 meet mad ppl like me ^_^... ive gone through several cycles (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 cooperate w/ my host (im neither red nor blue or white if u dont like it deal w/it) but i killed him!!! bcuz im SOOOO random!!!! my covenant is random 2 of course but i want more mad ppl 2 join moundmakers =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of (You)'s!!!!
THE SHACKLES OF THE GODS ARE FRAGILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ Oho-ho-ho...toodles!!!!!
love and vertebrae,
* ~h01y kN1gH+ h0dr1ck~*
>>145760032
>Dark souls shirts
Why can't they be more subtle? They've all got this "hi I'm a vegan" feeling to them. Why not just throw on the black iron greatshield logo or something? Anyone who didn't know the franchise would be none the wiser.
>>145762792
When next week?
>>145763876
>>145763787
>>145763831
I'd like a plain black tshirt, with a coffee ring sized Dark Sign over the heart.
>>145763787
this is great
also, my captcha was waffles
>>145763787
>>145762638
>Hodrick black crystal against cheesers
>>145763930
out fucking skilled
>>145763921
The invader appearance is a good touch on that.
>>145763925
>the darksign is actually just a coffee burn
>>145764001
it's the part i did myself, the solaire image was sent to me by a friend, who found it on9gag
>>145764070
[plane noises]
>>145764091
triggered
>>145764070
Killer at limbo I'm sure
Hey dsg, aside from king's field, are there any other proto souls games or anything i should play if I'm interested in seeing how From got to the souls series?
>>145763646
>>145763947
he's really perfect in every single way
i was hoping he would kill those hollows though
too bad that summon is one time per playthrough thing too
>>145763743
DaS1 had the Gwyndolin outfit. Those lewd feet.
>>145764253
shadow tower
also evergrace but it's a shit with the most bizarre ost i've ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGJbuHUbw8k
>>145764292
if you're gonna post it, post the second part too.
>>145764070
Oh my sides, how did you do that?
>>145764383
We have the Cornyx Skirt at least
Involves the cooperating of Great Swamp Calculator though
>>145764402
Thanks anon!
>>145764213
>>145763921
>>145763876
Can someone make one with Giantdad? I'm figuring something like "I AM ALREADY DEAD"/"THE LEGEND DIES would work.
>>145764523
No, make one with Giantdad that says "I leveled Dex" or "I summon"
>>145764501
>>145764523
someone did, he said "i leveled dexterity" or something.
So, what's the best shield for parrying now, guys?
>>145764414
Collector Edition
>>145764631
lelwyn is pretty good
>>145763743
you should kill yourself and take your entire family with you
