resources:
speedrunslive.com
streambig.net
narcissawright.com
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where's our boi at?
support your speedfriends
![SYpi76i[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bE0OkfE.jpg "SYpi76i[1].jpg")
>>145734008
>3 posts early
elin
simplee elin
![XN9XkNW[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ybPWdSv.png "XN9XkNW[1].png")
name a better posterboy for neogaf
pro tip: you can't
>>145734202
>de greasy acne covered ratface
>>145734318
I love elin sensei
>>145734623
>de jealous virgin posting on 4chan
Why wpuld you flaunt your girlfriend around to all your followers like Trihex? Keep IRL shit IRL.
>>145738083
>de trihex
i like your beard
soooo...
umm...
guys...
why are we taking simple rocket general's initials??
>>145739178
who is we?
>>145734623
shes pretty cute bro
Start speedrunning.
>>145739383
>cute
she looks like she has no soul and her only facial expression is that dead, awkward smile
>>145739503
>I am a jealous virgin who has never tasted pussy in my life
>>145739503
umm im much cuter
>>145733484
OP you should add actual resources/helpful links next time not 3 gay porn links.
>Leaderboards
speedrun.com
>NASA DreamHack Montreal Info/game submissions
speedrun.com/dhm/forum
>European Speedrunner Association (ESA) Info
speedrun.com/esa2016/forum
>Date of HUGE speedrun announcement.
August 1, 2016
>Uglayshun streaming
>No facecam
Based.
>>145740706
>HUGE speedrun announcement
is is SRB again?
>hungcayshun streaming
>no thick cock cam
Unbased.
>>>/hm/1380658
Which one of you was this?
Who /hyped/ for FF relay? Comfy weekend stream
Hey /srg/, /csgog/er here:
Anyone here interested in fucking my shit up?
If you are, hop on over to /csgog/ and HMU. My name's Ted.
>>145741809
cfb, this is getting out of control. just because pie rejected your offer to live with him in his new speedrunner house doesn't mean you have to make him jealous by pretending you are moving on with witwix.
>>145741843
why is FF11 and FF14 missing? what about FF legends? they are missing a lot of final fantasy games.
>he doesn't have the time time in his game
weak, but fair enough
>hes second
pathetic
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjr81A6Al9c
get fucked other srg
>>145521684
>>145745015
how do i get the fabled time time?
Do people ever post their streams in here? I started recently streaming so I'm interested.
>>145755972
no lol. people are too afraid.
holy shit puncay is an autist
>>145756037
Why are they afraid? Don't you all watch each other play?
>>145741843
claude is a little bitch that only plays no skill games
>>145755972
If you post your stream here I will dedicate my life to exposing you until you fuck off.
>>145756484
if you post your stream here you get memeshitters like furryyiffer and headcrab coming in your chat
>>145756876
>Exposing
But why? Is streaming not welcome? What's even the point of this...
>>145756484
Because 85% of the people who post here are psychopaths.
>>145756934
Better than literally no one, I guess.
>>145756876
>>145756934
They are just memeing, we support our speedfriends here.
>>145757267
>Better than literally no one, I guess.
no, having noone is definitely better.
>>145757330
Hmm, maybe I'll post it eventually then. But I'm spooked.
>>145757330
who is we
>>145757417
us speedfriends
>>145757410
FurryYiffer is a tryhard, edgy /b/ kid who blatantly seeks out drama and screencaps for thread cred
Headcrab is one of the most obnoxious memers on all of Twitch, and even if you ban him he'll just keep making alts and will never leave you alone.
Neither are speedrunners or even care about speedrunning
Its not worth it.
>>145757410
Honestly, you don't want to be associated with srg in it's current state
>>145757891
Wording the furryyiffer bit, headcrab is alright most of the time he just has autism attacks sometimes
>>145757891
What the fuck is this community.
Oh well, maybe I'll still do it after I'm here for a while. That does sound fucking awful though.
>>145757891
wish furryyiffer would fuck off desu
always ruins the comfy with his trigger happy screencapping faggot shit which he always has to include himself in so everyone knows it was him who did it
>>145755972
Newbois are cute cute cute. Please post your stream, there are never enough of our guys live
>>145758170
There's a few epic /b/abys who regularly post her that are obsessed with certain people and drama. None of them speedrun, mind. I'd say check out the /srg/ stream page to see which actual runners you should be interacting with but most people on there don't even speedrun.
>>145758112
They're is nothing "alright" about someone who would rather spend his time annoying others and making alt accounts to keep doing it rather than just chilling the fuck out.
This place was so much better before all these stream monsters thought they could be epic.
>>145758392
there should be a page that uses the speedrun.tv srg list that also shows what games they run
>>145758394
Most times he doesnt do anything of the sort
>>145757891
slayer stream
>>145758392
this, just watch runners and lurk and see who is a massive faggot and preemptively ban them from your chat
>>145758653
Slayer isnt the only one to think ur a fag
Can someone post the stop being epic vocaroo thanks.
>>145757891
p sure furryyiffer is a literal stream monster who watches people like witwix and narcissa unironically and only started coming here to post about le drama
>>145758702
Noted.
I see someone on that page titled ssbm stuff. Anyone play melee here?
>>145759212
there are people definitely worth communicating with who are associated with this general, just some of the most vocal ones which you'll probably come across first aren't worth the time
>>145759816
Don't really agree with this, you have no way of knowing who would come across who for the first time.
>>145759573
The problem with the list is that the tranny freak who runs it doesn't update it and keep it relevant. Most of the people on there don't even frequent the general.
>>145761902
Is being a tranny required to be a top speedrunner?
>>145761902
just follow me senpai
@
twitch
.tv/
cfb
>>145762992
Dude fuck this word filter im not an anime
>>145763098
>I'm not an anime I just talk like a nigger
god bless this filter desu senpai
>>145763178
im trying to diversify my dialect now instead of after whites become a minority, staying ahead of the curve
>tfw not good enough for single segment
post splits
>>145763323
You'll still get beaten for being White. Diversity means chasing down the last White person.
>Looking up 16 star runs
>Hey, I'm not too far off from this one!
>One-handed
Soe snaps sound good right about now
>>145764847
Yeah, I imagine his spine would make a satisfactory crack when you snap it in two.
>>145764847
word
>>145763408
>de tranny
https://twitter.com/cincynancy/status/743769849948606464
Wow she moved on fast. I almost feel bad for puncayshun, except not because he asked for it.
someone...anyone...please stream...before it's too late
Are there any speedrunners that aren't total cancer? I want to watch some to learn tricks to skip shitty boring parts of a couple games, but reading the drama is giving me cancer and my muscles are now permanently contracted into a full-body cringe state
>>145766846
Does anyone with a troll account wanna post her nudes in fniure's stream? He's streaming right now https://streamable.com/nimo
>>145767289
at least post the actual nip vid.me/KiyP
>>145758493
I can make this if anyone's interested
>>145767349
He's doing the community a favor by informing them of this vile succubus. Stop trying to prevent the exposure from happening.
>>145767923
yes please do
>>145768872
alright I'm on it. if anyone wants to help out let me know on discord
>>145765045
lol'd
Top cuk
>>145757891
furryyiffer is alright
>>145767923
This seems like a weird idea because people don't actively 'run' all the games they've ran in the past and might have no plans on streaming them ever again if you're planning to include everything they ran before. Maybe a list complete with speedrun.com/pb tracker profile would be the best way to go, you can see dates of last PB to get an idea of activity there.
>>145766136
what did he mean by this
>>145769863
what is that
>>145770096
I'm putting their speedrun.com profile link on the list
>>145742474
not sure about legends, but 11 and 14 are mmorpgs
>>145771478
Cinci "Body of a tree" Nancy
>>145774090
is that the commie degenerate
>>145775590
No, it's the succubus that sucked the dignity out of puncayshun and that made him an alcoholic
>>145771523
Why don't we just start the list again where people can submit, make it a link in every OP. It will be a true representation of those who speedrun and post here, without the lets playing non-runners that plague it today.
>>145771523
>>145776353
I forgot to say you should go through the past broadcasts of each submission to see if they are actually running.
>>145775796
that's the one
Reminder that Dreamhack summer starts tomorrow and that I have 3 runs
>>145777597
*falls asleep*
real talk
what's the point of this general anymore? is anything of value discussed at all?
>>145763408
good job!
>>145777861
hey f u buddy
>>145778009
thanks for the late response!
cyberdemon retweeting more trannies
>>145776353
who is we?
ded.
>>145778009
hey cutie
>>145777891
irrelevants that won't let go
"Dugongue was a blight on this community. Personally, I'm glad to see him gone."
-Someone with more World Records than you
HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:
We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion
Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)
Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.
I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre
Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)
If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
I'm really excited to speedrun when I get home!!!
>>145782090
post the medievil one
>>145782350
no
>>145767136
cirno
>>145783365
thanks for the late response!
>>145782090
>ari
what's the list's opinion on soe tho
>>145782350
you need to stop
refused to repent and mourn for your sins
>>145781762
hiya
>>145783651
fuck off
'Sup speedcucks?
>>145786012
I want to throw him in a refugee camp desu
>>145766846
i have no respect for any man willing to date this slut
>>145786209
thanks for the late response!
>>145786428
go fuck yourself
>>145786517
thanks for the late response!
>>145783727
a-are you free this weekend?
>>145782090
who is we?
>>145782350
>>145784351
why did you delete?
>>145787194
o.O
>>145788340
They still all need to die.
>>145788340
they still need to die
>>145788632
except <namedrop here>
>>145788340
narci streaming
>>145734318
i love you simplee elin
someone...anyone...please stream...before it's too late....
>>145790737
no
none of you(s) appreciate my stream so not gonna
>>145790737
*streams*
He is alright :)
One of the sickest burns of all-time:
https://twitter.com/rwhitegoose/status/611135336249470977
>>145792914
how can this dude afford a car? Does he even have a legit job??
>>145793753
>secondary shit didn't even keep his bandwagoning touhou avatar and changed it for actual anime
embarrasing
http://www.strawpoll.me/10511350
Who is the E3 winner?
Vote now.
>>145793927
Good paying job + twitch bucks
>>145782090
>Everyone except Ion is back and active
>srg still fucking sucks
Why did you lie to me
>>145794581
thanks for the late response!
>>145794274
what does he do? what qualifies as good paying lol
turn off your bot you manic degenerate
i don't know what possesses you to be such a fucking faggot
>>145794698
Games manager at Dave & Buster's.
>>145795350
rofl high paying to you people is like $12/hr
should've known, this is serg after all
who here preferred ari to soe
Will weewee tank? Or the anti-bot policy will only be selectively enforced on cis shitlords?
>>145795435
12$/hr ain't bad when you live with mom and she pays for housing and food. Imagine then having extra twitch bucks on top of that
>>145798882
it's still crazy how this dude can afford a new car
>>145799003
Well his moms fuck toy helped out giving chibi a good price for all the nights of keeping chibi up with their loud and rough sex
>>145800121
it appears as though you are becoming aroused by your little fantasy
>>145797969
the anti bot thing will only kill off non partnered streamers and cam whores. once partnered on twitch you are pretty much immune to anything.
>>145799003
you severely underestimate how much money twitch pays people. there were times when he streamed to 100s of viewers. he has subs and donations. he probably was making an easy $500-$1,000 a month.
>>145798882
isn't chibi like 27
that's really pretty shit desu
>>145796873
Me, the pics were way better
Why is croni such a racist now
>>145796873
i think ari is a better name desu
harvester sub 16:30 2nite
speedrun.
tv/moephistopheles
>>145801031
I can't deny that
>>145803217
overcompensating, as men tend to do
reminder to sit up straight
cruxit makes some good music t b h
>>145804716
dropping a hot word on this
more like cuxit
>>145805532
Cux what? He must be quite the alpha male if he cux other people.
I'm streaming Mario 64 16 star runs at:
twitch /goodleshoes
Featuring:
>bad movement
>being new
>being generally bad
>>145810227
>all that self-deprecating greentext
I can already predict what's going on in your stream:
- "WOW GAME WOWWW"
- (after a mistake) "Based me..."
- "UMM HELLO BRAIN WTF R U DOING"
- (after RNG) "good game"
no thanks buddy, you and your low self-esteem need to skedaddle
>>145810227
someone tell her to turn on the game feed, stream's completely black
>>145810227
>>145811194
I forgot the classic: "UMMMM MARIO PLS"/"GAME PLS"
>>145785129
>>145785878
>>145786012
>>145786364
>>145786396
>>145786841
>>145787118
>>145787194
>>145787882
>>145788340
>>145789142
>>145808264
why did you delete?
WE did it lads
>>145812290
who is we?
>>145812290
nobody cares you MHC nuthugging faggot
>>145812459
i dont think ive watched a mhc stream in months, but thanks for the (You)
>>145812290
good job!
>>145811293
Just realized..... my fault.
>>145811194
>>145811335
seek help
>>145734202
did he come out of the closet yet?
I'm baffled that iateyourpie started streambig.net but is too retarded to install drivers for a new usb capture device. like seriously
>>145812657
lol this is how I know I made you upset, thanks for the (You) little buddy
someone good stream
>>145810227
Stream is actually working now, btw.
>>145812986
sorry kid, nobody wants to watch you. you're like every other self-deprecating speedrunner who's fake humble and actually an arrogant little autist who would lord it over everyone else if you even sniffed the leaderboard
>>145810227
Mind showing some speed feet? Also turn off this shitty music.
Thanks!
>>145814139
i'm not the dude who posted his stream but you should seriously seek help no one should be this mad about a dude posting on a Malaysian agriculture board
>>145814980
not mad, newfriend. but once you've been around the speedrun block for a few years you can size up a stream pretty quickly without even watching it
here it comes
>>145815292
you have sincere unabashed autism honey reread your posts and reevaluate your life
>>145815448
>honey
we don't like trannies around here, bro. take off the dress and shut the fuck up you little faggot
>>145815603
who is we?
>>145812657
to be fair there hasn't been a mhc stream in months. gay weabo rhythm games don't count, nor does play through #50 of dark souls.
>>145815978
don't even try to reason with him, he's a nuthugger in denial
>>145815603
i hope you realize the error of your ways
>>145810227
this is someone baiting on an alt right? we can already hear you monging out with your low mic sound.
>>145816269
and i hope you stop pretending to be a woman
https://www.twitch tv/supermcgamer
>the dude in the suit
>>145816334
who is we?
remember when speedrunning was cool? me neither lol
>>145816530
>dude
>>145816530
Is this even speedrunning? Hello?
>>145819013
based ableist faggot
people can speedrun as fast as they want you piece of shit
>>145819210
this is such a y_ post
<The Royal We> downs Grand Widow Faerlina at 10:13pm EST!
>>145819516
based above it all oldfag
>>145817115
73 IPs in the thread.
>>145819516
why didn't you stream it you fuck
>>145819886
discord is a piece of shit voip program and fucks with obs
>>145819516
>>145819886
>>145820097
Fuck off, World of Warcraft isn't relevant to speedrunning and all of the wannabe 'srg' people who play it are all non-runners who never even did speedruns in the first place.
>>145820301
>>145820301
you can speedrun wow though
>>145820357
>I am in the wrong but I will act like I am not
Out you go
>>145820442
*bird laughs*
>>145820485
>the same forced 'i've been backed in a corner and have no response' post
See: >>145820301
>>145820442
>>145820613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ojGdXT2O6C
>>145820734
seek help
>>145820301
I have a WR lmao
only someone who posts world of warcraft related posts in this general would be this autistic
>>145821065
*banshee screeches*
Someone should start a speed cooking stream and see how fast they can make a Grilled Cheese Sandwich.
>>145820823
seek a bullet in the head, cuck
>>145810227
this is bait from reddit
>>145821747
thanks for the late response!
July 2016
Speedrunning Is Saved
Who depression here
>>145824262
simpsonwave is literal cancer not to mention your post is not speedrunning so kys
now let's talk about narcissa, what do you guys think about her new mirror?
his name is cosmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1cI4D-7ykg
>>145825598
>hey girl
They knew.
>>145824716
what do you mean by "you guys"?
>>145824716
i hope Xhe gets all the girl boners from being cute xe could ever desire
>>145824716
imagine walking down the street and seeing this guy. he's probably pitching a god damned tent because he's wearing a dress and thigh highs in public.
i'd get violent.
>>145824716
>tfw bigger boobs than narci
>>145824262
KYS
>>145831752
thanks for the late response!
>>145829459
based moofin
>>145821271
would using pre sliced cheese be basically emulated cheese
>>145833167
thanks for the late response!
>>145829459
that is extremely degenerate
>>145828759
doesn't he live in seattle now? it's like a different world out there https://youtu.be/e8nEkcKa_3g?t=88
>>145824716
E N O R M O U S D U C K F E E T
>>145836980
thanks for the late response!
>>145836980
thanks for the late response!
