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Previous thread:
>>145559391
First for Eugen a cute
The full stalin collection for that guy who wanted to make the stalin gif
http://imgur.com/a/D3wjh
>tfw Bisko is gonna be in game before Prinz
B E S T B O T E
I love you, /wowsg/!
>>145732006
aw we love you too
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/945759/8a453a7b1a/
Reminder to get your dose of vanilla Hotel action.
>>145732103
>There are people who think those Yamatos are padded
xth for Ibuki-chan isfun_
>>145732103
>>145731859
>>145731759
What is this and how is it related in a general about this game (pic related)?
>>145733089
>Kongo-class Konigsberg
?
>>145733089
>using national flags instead of naval ensigns
for what purpose?
>>145733089
>highest tier is 8
>thinks he knows anything about wows
>>145733350
Calm the fuck down Abru, why act hostile now
>>145733350
he got that picture from reddit m8, he's not actually trying to contribute to the thread
>>145733094
and the best survivability
and as for radar, it will likely spread like a plague, they only test it right now on the newest cl line and on the usn cl line
DE or AFT for USN CAs?
i got chat banned smash
i'll play 2 more battles and im out
Why is WoT 15v15, while WoWS is 12v12?
>>145732006
Love you too
uhh
is there something I'm missing here?
>>145734217
it's for those who reached tier 1
guess how many of these games there will be this season, lol
>>145734309
Tier 1 ranked battles have T10 ships?
>>145734373
You need 6-7 to get to rank one, and the t10 for super league.
IJN gunbotes memery continuestop of the team without any cap xp too
Do you all see something wrong with this?
I do.
>>145734645
>US CV ends the game as one of only two players without any plane kills
>also no ship kills
why do people even continue to play burger CVs?
>>145734645
it seems you were catching butterflies for all the game
>>145734991
Skillway.
>>145735185
I'm not so sure it's worth the shitty grind anymore.
>>145735439
The wr came crashing down as soon as the trash grinded to t10, it's still great.
>>145735753
By that logic the Hak's w/r should be even worse thanks to have like double the games played, but it's massively better.
The Midway is just crap comparatively.
smash im fucking tired + chatbanned
gn m8
nagato rapes the fuck out of everything...
yet she gets raped very easily
is she an aggressive slut?
>>145735979
The midway used to be the end game meta. She was unstoppable in the early days. Almost to the point where it was not fun to play t9-t10 games. It was disgusting.
Its like allowing a T10 Arty to fuck every single Heavy with no consequences.
Midway deserved the nerf but the CVNTS cried and left. Thank god.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arbZ0Kybxcw
>>145736459
very nice yes beutifuel
>>145736362
I've been playing since the Essex was the T10 and there was no lock on CVs per team, I remember the shit that was going on.
But despite being hot garbage now people are still shitting up people's games with their vastly worse ships to get to it for some ungodly reason.
>>145736459
wardo wourshipss
>>145734549
Is it still a meme if it's a viable option?
>>145737140
>>145732546
Isn't Ibuki literally Mogami with worse MM, 500 meters more range and inconsequentially better AA?
>>145738019
Actually it has something like 4km better range (a bit over 19km) and a heal pot. Which is enough for me because I hated the Mogami.
And it's a better looking ship.
>>145738019
>>145738232
It gets the T9 upgrades as well.
>>145738232
I agree to better looking, those Taihou-style secondaries and forward pointing antennawhich remind me of ears for some reasonoff the foremast really do look good.
Unfortunately I am seduced by the call of Hotel and must battle through the long Izumo grind before getting Ibuki...
>>145738438
Originally I was just going to blast through to the Zao and never look back but I've really fallen in love with the Ibuki. If I wasn't so strapped for dosh I'd probably keep it when I move on.
And keep with it m8, the Hotel is 100% worth the Izumo grind.
>>145734645
>>145734991
>>145735439
This is all making me kek so hard
>>145739334
why is that anon?
>>145739451
Because when i got to lex i quit the game. Fuck that noise. CVs in steel ocean are much better (though handled kind of shitty in their own way)
>>145739615
it begins
>>145737140
It's
>hipper is good tier
level of memery.
I got an excellent game with the fuckbucket but then got raped by Tashkent and a Fletcher the next game.
>Low tier in Myogi
>It's a getting trailed by two cruisers and having HE poured onto my deck because my gun dispersion is shit and half the time the projectiles go wide of my target episode
>It's a getting jumped by two previously undetected torp plane squads as I round an island and losing 90% of my HP episode
good bote desu really like the wide turning radius, the lack of of accuracy and thin armor
makes playing more dynamic and exciting
>on a losing streak so bad I haven't gotten a single win in 24 hours
>no matter how much damage I do or how many ships I kill my team still folds like a wet paper bag every single fucking game
fuck you JewGaming and your forced 50% win rate, I'm going to go do something else
>enemy team is so bad that the match ends prematurely
>shots ricochet off enemies all game
>suddenly get 9 citadel hits within the last 4 minutes of the match despite shooting at the same distance
RNGesus taketh, RNGesus giveth.
>>145742458
>it's one of those games where your team dies so fast that you lose the game by running out of points with over 10 minutes to spare and you're still alive
>Yamato
>680m turning radius
>in-game 900m
>Iowa
>770m turning radius
>in-game 920m
for what purpose
>>145742578
blanase)))))))))))))))))
>>145742568
>AA so bad in this game even the numerals in the UI are jaggie.
))
>>145742578
To fuck you and everyone else who plays over. Same reason everything else is shit too.
>Iowa
>Sit back and defend base on Neighbors because I noticed our team isn't running into much resistance lemming lining it through a side of the map
>Enemy lemming line comes around the other side
>A few others and I defend cap from the enemy team while my team caps and wins the game
>Get called a shitter for sitting in cap
>>145731759
>>145731859
>return after not playing for months
>hipper now has atlantic hull
>they fix the AA turrets blocking the main turrets
EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTEDexcept prinz when?
>>145746007
When WG finds out how much people like you would pay for her.
>>145746007
Except when you get citadel from all angles from every ship. I love her but fuck, man.
>>145746940
>tfw 100
I bet people would still buy it.
>ranked
>2DD vs 1DD
>our 1DD dies 2 minutes in
>lose 5 minutes into the game
epic
truly ranked is skill based
>>145746007
>>145747428
>got Hipper on my way to the Hind
>expected nothing but unmitigated garbage from how people talked about her here
>was having fun from the moment I started playing
I don't really get the hate desu, I even enjoyed her stock, had a blast once she was upgraded.Although I still ended up selling her today to afford my Ibuki and make sure I committed myself to one line so I guess my opinion isn't worth a whole lot.
Got my first cheesy Solo Warrior by capping enemy base on Two Brothers against 6-7 enemy botes.
They tried to outcap me but the gap was sufficiently large to let me win by a moderate margin.
Their DD didn't even try to stop me, what a skrube.
>>145732103
What is Hotel good for?
>>145752573
Cuddling, hand holding andtender loving.
>>145748329
Why is Arashi so great?
>>145732103
absolutely
delicious
>>145752946
>tender loving.
But not with you!
>>145738232
>>145738438
somebody draw Ibuki as Mogamin's bigger, more sporty sister already
>>145752573
For going on date with my friend Pedro
Why aren't you ranked 1 yet?
>>145755559
But I am, for the third time.
>>145752573
Tender loving and cuddling.
Good morning /wowsg/, the week is almost over. Hang in there!
>>145742578
Scale is fucked in this game
>>145755559
>play with /wowsg/ and have fun grindan and farman
or
>play the same couple of ships alone for 200 games with a bunch of retards
I know what's more fun for me.
>>145755559
because I'm grinding T9
ranked isn't going to get me a Zao
>>145755559
Because I like doing fun things, and don't like doing unfun things.
Also, why would I ever want to farm a flag that I'll never use?
>>145755710
thanks hotelposter
you are a credit to the thread
>>145736459
>2x1 monitor with like 1500mm guns on a Yamato hull
Premium when?
Italian Cruisers when?
Pola Premium when?Thus, the commander of the British destroyer flotilla pressed on with his fruitless search for another couple of hours. He finally reversed course when he received a message from one of the destroyers left in the area of the action, which reported the presence of a Littorio class battleship dead in the water. In fact, this was the Pola, but when the correction came, Mack was already on his way back, with no hope left to catch Iachino. Having sighted the Pola, Mack took many survivors aboard and then torpedoed the cruiser, sending it to the bottom. The British crew had the impression that all semblance of good order and discipline had disappeared aboard Pola. In fact, after the hit taken several hours previously, many crewmen had been panic-stricken and had jumped overboard[11]. Once they realized the ship was not in any immediate danger of sinking, they asked and obtained to be brought back aboard. However, chilled to the bone and with no way to dry their wet clothes, they stripped and tried to fight off the cold with alcoholic beverages. This unseemly display of naked, drunken men, lying on deck among heaps of wet clothes and liquor bottles rolling to and fro, was the British sailors’ first impression of the Pola. It is hardly surprising that their propaganda, exaggerating the episode to their advantage, made it even more embarrassing to the Italians.
>>145755559
because im tired of ships, i just play 1 or 2 hours and then go to play other things
>>145747428
>letting the cute cruiser stand in the rain
What a stupid, egositic bitch.
>>145756512
Jesus Christ, Italy
Get you fucking shit together, you were even more embarassing than the Royal Navy
>>145756512
Fighting butt naked gives you protection from bullets
>>145755559
Because I ragequit from ranked again. FUCK RANKED.
>>145753460
But they have different hairstyles.
Magnetic mine when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht0sGmiyBM
Post cum dumpsters!
>>145755996
More like "I want to statpad cause I'm shit"
>>145757509
>>145757596
Filthy whore, get raped to death, and then pissed on.
>>145757596
>>145757509
>>145755710
>>145754201
>>145754138
>>145752946
>>145752573
When will you fuck off to /mlp/?
>>145758431
When yuu stop giving me (Yuu)'s.
>>145756512
Holy shit that is hilarious.
>>145758431
Go away lunatic.
>>145757596
>>145757509
>>145757147
>>145755996
>>145755710
>>>/a/142961576
Show yourself to the door
>>145758882
How many (Yuu)'s are you gonna give me m8?
Alright fellow /wowsg/'s, it's time to solve this pickle we've found ourselves in for the past couple of months, once and for all.
Shipfus: Y/N
http://www.strawpoll.me/10508025
>>145759789
Nah you retarded brony, it has nothing to do with "anime". Can't you fuck off to /mlp/ and discuss your little Kantai Collection there because you reek of cancer and newfag and it would get you banned on /a/ and /jp/ immediately?
>>145733089
>filename
????????????
>MFW kancolle player
>MFW I discuss wows in wowsg instead of shitting up the general
>>145760351
Post your married Hotel, fag.
>>145760403
>a ship that's done nothing but camping in a port and hiding away from the battlefield during the entire war until endgame
>marrying Yamato
>ever
Wait that sounds really familiar. I wonder where I have seen this kind of behavior by battleships.
>>145760217
>37 unique posters
>29 votes
I think it does add up. You're just butthurt and can't accept that shipfu posting has been a thing since the first /wowsg/ back in january 2015.
Now I'm not ok with rampant anime posting, as it happens on /sog/. But the ocasional picture and offtopic discussion is a standard thing. It's not like there's anything else being discussed.
>>145760642
37 unique IPs =/= unique posters
Be more deluded brony.
I wish the anti-anime fag would just leave. No body fucking likes him.
There are some of us who just lurk.
>>145761003
But still vote?
Post your IGN and Region and premium ship you want
>>145759789
>>145760106
>>145760961
>>145760642
Now I understand why """"""""somebody"""""""" would reset their IP or use a proxy to vote on their own poll.
>>145760736
okay, how many proxies do you think pro shipfus used?
>>145761161
Anumati
NA
Saipan
>>145761161
F22xRaptor, NA, Atlanta
>>145761161
Anumati, NA, Indianapolis
>>145761119
Yes.
I usually have nothing to say, but this anime/anti-anime back and forth is getting ridiculous and out of hand. It didn't use to be like this.
>>145761181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYGD30jQkwE
Why are you so desperate to be a little bitch?
Just stop posting.
>>145760106
(Yuu)
>normies backpedalling hard after being proven to be the obnoxious minority nobody wants.
>>145761373
FTFY
>>145761161
>region
Don't include this next time and you'll appear more believable
In fact say you're Jake and you'll get (You)'s out the wazoo
>>145761161
>9mm1n
>SEA
>AKIZUKI / PRINZ EUGEN
>>145761161
MagicFlet
NA
Shimakaze-kun
In less than 20 minutes, you managed to vote 30 times in your own poll because this general is so popular and big for that to happen right?
Thanks for proving everyone's that you belong in /mlp/ you dumb cunt.
>>145761541
It's not even 10am. I'm far too sober to buy random people botes. Try again in 12 hours.
>>145762042
Everyone's point*
>>145762042
>>145762130
Why are you so mad though.
>>145762173
Why are you so cancerous though
>>145762214
How is your room not flooding from all the tears you are crying out right now?
>>145762284
How are you still alive when your parents must've realized you're a lost cause decades ago?
>>145762340
>FLASH FLOOD WARNING
>Some little bitch is crying so much that our entire town is flooding
>shits fucked yo
>>145762042
Anon your denial in the face of overwhelming defeat is truly delicious
How bootybothered are you about this 100% game related anime image
>>145762424
>AUTISM FLOOD WARNING
>Some little sperg is trying to a prove by resetting his parents router
>shits fucked yo
>>145762495
salty
bitch
tears
>>145756512
>you will never get drunk with Pola.
;_;
Can we not shitpost?
>>145763148
Where do you think we are?
>>145763148
>expecting common sense from bronies 2.0
>>145763148
>Expecting Lunatic to behave like a decent person.
>>145763363
>Namedropping people who got nothing to do with this game or general anymore
NAutism strong!
>>145763063
Cute!
Are we finally done?
>>145764418
Yes.
Not let this garbage general die a peaceful death it deserves.
>>145763363
I thought Lunatic is dead
>>145764418
on a metaphysical level, is anyone truly done?
>>145764471
"No."
>>145764515
I ain't done with your boypucci fuckboi :^)
>>145764675
L-lewd.
We are all AIs in a computer simulation. Your waifu is just as 'real' as you are, because both of you are not real.
>35% margin
Not that WG is going to do it cause mother Russia, but how would you BARANSE SN cruisers?
>>145764854
Fair enough.
>>145765164
Forgot pic
>>145765212
I want to FUCKNagato
>>145765164
>>145765307
Fucking Molotovs.
>B-but it has no armor!
Yeah which cruisers between Tier 4 and 7 have armor apart from Cleveland and maybe Myoukou on a good day?
>>145765307
They nned to collect more data. Maybe after a year, they'll announce that Vodka Marine is a little OP. :^)
>>145765440
Are you okay if she will fuck you instead?
>>145765532
Pensa:^)
Her armor is the best, every shell flies through.She can be citpenned by secondaries
>>145765532
>Molotov
>Budyonny
Both doing Tier-8 damage as a Tier-6 ship
I can stand Molotov having a slight edge over other boats. After all, these people did pay real cash. However, a fucking 40% margin is just retarded. That shit should be on at least Tier 7.
>Tovarisch we balanced the SN line with Russian-landmass-sized citadel and weak-AA. CVs can eat them for lunch:PPPP
Must be a coincidence how 056 practically smash planes to the ground
>>145765212
>Hotel shipyard-wide fertile hips
dayum
>>145765307
>Nurnberg is forever garbage after BFT+EM nerf
>>145765212
Why there is no Inazuma in that pic?
>>145767407
Don't fucking say it.
>>145767407
Inazuma is a murderer.
Why is Nagsto such a slut?
>>145767810
>oversized tits
I'm gonna puck
>person A has high average damage and low k/d ratio
>person B has medium average damage and medium k/d ratio
>person C has low average damage and high k/d ratio
Pick two to be your div mates.
>>145768303
ship/class/tier
>>145768370
A and B. C is likely to be a sniping manko wannabe.
>>145768431
>>145768303
Wrong quote.
>>145768303
a BB who deals lots of damage and leaves low hp targets to shitters is a better player than baBBies who wastes salvos on low hp targets
a BB who deals little damage but has a high K/D ratio is a shitter
a high tier CA who deals lots of damage but leaves low hp targets to shitters is a better player than CAs who chase after kills
etc
>>145768431
t. someone who has never divved with mako
>>145768884
t. mako
>>145768884
>Got beaten at the spawn point by a drunk shitter who wasn't even in a tryhard div
Just epic.
>>145768748
It all depends on the situation.
>a BB who deals lots of damage and leaves low hp targets to shitters is a better player than baBBies who wastes salvos on low hp targets
But if all your allies are BB's who will take a while to reload, or your cruisers are shooting some other target, you're should shoot the low HP enemy. If you let him live for longer, he may escape, or get an extra off lucky salvo which might citadel/detonate an allied ship.
>a BB who deals little damage but has a high K/D ratio is a shitter
tru
>a high tier CA who deals lots of damage but leaves low hp targets to shitters is a better player than CAs who chase after kills
See first point again.
>>145769103
i know it depends on the situation but shitters always try to go for kills than objectives/damage output etc
Oh boy, WG is gonna fuck up commander skills again.
>try and push
>suddenly notice smoke ahead of me
>can't turn because i'll eat citadel hits
>start eating 200 HE shells/minute from a baDDie
>3 fires, can't repair until 50 seconds
>die to torpedoes
>>145765440
Who doesnt? Boy, I'd a nagato even if she doesnt have a penis!
>>145769346
Is this NA? Cuz I literally just respecced a captain last night lmao.
>Advise a DD to cap instead of jerking it
>He replies with poor grammar/spelling and insists that if I value having a DD, I better shut up
>Actually thought I cared about him still doing a job he wasn't doing to begin with
>Later challenges me to 1v1 should we ever meet again on opposite teams
>Check his WR
>45%, super low average damage yet always plays BBs
I swear MM sets me with these fucks more often than not.
>team is bluelining
>they're killing the enemy team, but we're losing by capture points
>only the enemy CV remains, everyone desperately rushes to cap
>find the CV with planes. He's AFK
>just about to eat a full torpedo salvo as the match ends
>he gets a solo warrior award while being AFK
>>145770649
Screenshot?
>>145770968
Didn't take one. Now it's too late
Time to post some Sushi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKsR9m-GXCA Fun mechanic.
>>145771790
>>145771814
>CV wiped out TBs before they drop their load on me
Some of them are literal God
>>145768884
Note how I said "wannabe".
As in, someone who tries to be like their snuffing idol but fails miserably.
Mako hangs in the back to farm damage for himself, and succeeds, netting medium-high damage for high K:D. A wannabe might get the high K:D down but miss every shot (see: the tomato yamato on your team)
tfw ive been chat banned 3 times this month
just
>>145774480
What did you say?
>>145774616
"JUST KEK THIS SHIT TEAM UP" multiple teams a match
>>145774616
"shitter" but sometimes i rage at CVs who play like morons or bots
RU DDs or USN DDs?
>>145775108
Gunboats with low arcs and no torpedo range that go fast and are always spotted or gunboats with usable torpedoes starting at T7 with high arcs have an okay speed and can invis fire?
Gremy is still as strong as ever i see
>>145776009
Well I guess you can't go wrong with Freedom
>>145776172
Both nations are really quite good, but i prefer slavs more. I have a hard time dealing with the high arcs.
>>145776159
>that detection
>that range
>that unnerfed detection after firing
>that fire chance
>dem torps
Overpowered is a fucking understatement, I hate myself every day for not buying Gremy
>>145770851
Someone pls change BB to a crying baby
>>145776863
Literally the only thing bad about the gremy is the turret turn rate and that's not even really bad.
>>145770851
>no cv
We are still here on life support.
Buffs please WG.
t anu
>>145777552
>Taiho
>0% survival rate
>>145777661
how?
>>145777552
>cv mains
>>145777661
But its a 100 percent survival rate... My level 3 captain didnt stand a chance in the t10 game I was thrown into.. Playing against a team of 8 cruisers with a 15+ captain isnt fun. :(
Im strongly considering selling my Hiryuu.
I have 750k+ xp saved on that ship alone. But i cant take it anymore, AA is so OP now its not even funny anymore.
Should i do it? I could use the money to buy a shima
>>145778092
Buy doubloons :^)
JUST ONE FUCKING WIN
NO, JUST ONE TEAM THAT DOESN'T MELT IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK
>>145778061
*without a 15+ point captain
>>145778238
Buy premium and good teammates will be in your team :^)
>>145778238
You are the only constant
>>145778357
>have premium
>hundreds of dollars spent on shit game
>constantly get uptiered
t-there's totally not forced 50% winrate right guys?
>>145778646
:^)
>>145778646
>>hundreds of dollars spent on shit game
laughingbotes.jpg
How does it feel to be a fucking retard?
>>145779125
feels pretty gud desu
>>145779296
How much did you spent on that shitty boat game exactly?
>dont have premium
>having a horrible day
>>145779402
Well it's hard to figure out exactly because I've gotten quite a bit of free shit, but probably around $500.
>>145779723
>literally spending 10 polish hookers worth of money on botes
goddamnit thats retarded, even for a burger
>>145778646
>Play ranked
Can't bottom tier me now, WG
>>145780121
>"Detonation"
>>145780058
thats the cost of having one slightly obese tranny prostitute take your anal virginity in the land of trump tbqh
Working my way up.
Why is Hotel such a QTest?
>>145780351
Of course you knew that
>>145780351
>in the land of trump
You mean 'in the land of obongo, soon to be land of hillary'
>>145780956
Reminder that Trump supporters have significantly higher winrates on average.
>>145780956
>implying hillary can win now
>>145781085
>>145781085
That's not hard on your dead server.
>>145728585
>>145732103
I see you guys noticed. Didn't want to bother the thread, but since we're already past that point:
I'll be comissioning the script for another Hotel doujin soon. I already have an idea on which one(s), but I want to know what would you guys like to see. Only condition is that it has to be a Hotel one.
>>145781127
It's not like I give a fuck.
I'll be over here, laughing as you get the coice between being ruled by a feminazi or some bumbling, shouting moron.
The former would be a new form of embarassing, the latter would be like a continuation of the doublebush desaster that made everyone laugh at america while waiting for him to make your country look even more dumb.
>>145782130
too bad you're account is getting banned kek
>>145781738
>NA
>dead
How's that lack of enough anons to do Team Battles working out for EU and SEA, huh?
>>145782130
>I want to know what would you guys like to see
Do this one
http://exhentai.org/g/916600/8063f319b7/
>>145781738
>dead server
>>145782298
Really? Good luck with that.
>>145782345
Nice attempt there rapespammer. Too bad I don't know any chinese translators :^)
>>145780121
Instead you got T6 DD who have no CE on your team
>>145782130
>>145782667
What about a loli Hotel?
http://exhentai.org/g/893576/c7e0b7f3ff/
>>145782698
my vote goes for this one
>>145782223
bong here just wanted to say that you southern europeans are all failed states with ugly ships and no military who need to endlessly suck on american free money to pay for welfare programs and rapefugees when you promised to use it on cute military shit. Thanks cunt bye.
>>145783492
>you
>british
nice try
World of Tank fag here
What am I in for?
>>145783701
Says the czech cunt mooching of a valued british citizen. We ought to kick all of you useless cunts out tbqh.
>>145783943
Pain and suffering
>>145783943
NAutism, bronies and shitters
>>145783943
Suffering. You're a year late for the fun.
>>145783943
All the pain and frustration of WoT, but on the high seas instead, and more reliance on retarded teammates.
