God roll edition
>>> RESET INFO <<<
Nightfall - Omnigul; Specialist, Solar Burn, Juggler, Exposure
CoE - Fresh Troops, Trickle, Melee Kill Bonus
KF challenge mode is Oryx
Court of Oryx T3: Thalnok
June Patch:
https://www.bungie.net/en/News/Article/44840
https://www.bungie.net/en/News/Article/44841
>>> LINKS <<<
Check anyone's status: http://destinystatus.com/
Stalk your ToO opponents: http://www.destinytrialsreport.com/
Looking for game: http://www.destinylfg.net/.com
Artwork sources: https://www.artstation.com/artist/dorje - https://www.artstation.com/artist/josephacross
TTK Grimoire cards: http://www.ishtar-collective.net/releases/the-taken-king
Ghost locations: http://destinyghosthunter.net/
True sight or ores for Mal?
Praise Alpha
Titans a best.
3 possibly 4 out of 6 for raid
Our better have monty
>>145716901
Fuck phones dude
>>145716868
you streaming?
boners need to see how it's done
>>145716212 are the drops at the end good?
Come use your perfect grasps.
Crucible 5/6
>>145717128
Rarely. You can very infrequently win an amethyst you can trade into the reef cryptarch for 5000 glimmer.
>>145716868
I'll do raid if ya need more
>>145717189
I'm in
>>145717253
5/6
Welp, this was something else. inb4 personal diary
>Doing Heroic strikes, no mic, on Xbone
>get party invite from guy on friends list who I barely recognize
>think what the heck, hardly anyone else is playing this ded game
>join party and its complete silence
>Say hello and whats up about 5 times
>Finally guy says something
>Just starts randomly talking about the game
>Turns out its some rando I added while playing strikes in the past year
>Have no memory of ever actually speaking to him
>He's a little awkard but otherwise normal
>General chit chat about Destiny, guy's character is level 35 and apparently he hardly plays the game and is trying to get back into it
>Says he doesn't play much because he works a lot
>ask him what he does
>"Oh, I collect benefits."
>wat.jpg
>When he refers to "working a lot" he's referring to "doing chores and helping his mom around the house"
>Says he likes to "stay busy"
>Ask him how old he is
>29. 29 fucking years old
>mfw this is the literal neet meme come to life
>Eventually the topic of getting a real job comes up
>Actually says, without a hint of sarcasm: "I'd like to get a job, but I'm afraid I'll lose my benefits"
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN
>>145717543
>Was legit contemplating just leaving the party or telling him off for being a worthless neet shithead
>Don't do either because he seems nice otherwise
>Continues telling me, a complete stranger, about his life
>Says he has a physical illness where he's in constant pain
>Says when he was in school he was in special ed classes and largely failed because he could not into reading comprehension
>Says despite all this he hopes to find a GF because he's never had one
>Suddenly the anger I had turns to pity and sadness
>Realize that its probably too late for this guy to ever have any kind of normal life, much less a gf
>Last thing I do is help him beat Regicide because he couldn't finish it in the hour and a half we'd been talking because he's such a shitter
Honestly by end this it just gave me feels. As a wagecuck his neetbux piss me off but on the other hand I know he wants to be a normie but the chances of that happening are slim to none. If you post here neetbro, good luck senpai
Ugh dog is bothering me..
if I take too long, just find someone to take my spot
>>145716139
That's fine.
>>145717479
Just message/invite me when we're starting, doing Clash atm.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145716868
let me in pls
>>145717656
It's rare that a neet enjoys their situation, honestly. It's seems cool, staying at home and getting free government money, but ultimately it comes at the cost of mental and social stagnation that is in all likelihood permanent.
>>145717842
sending out invites
>>145718080
you need another?
Back, hopefully no more interuptions.. ready for raid
the perfect roll
Are people here really that bad at crucible that they can't easily do the missions
>>145718184
we're full actually, thanks though
>>145717073noobishhero1
>>145718449
Lmao
Too bad yo couldn't time it to include the drop
Wow they finally finished the fucking raid
What was that, 4 hours?
Should I wait until 320 before doing 42 PoE or start attempting it before?
>YFW IT'S FINALLY OVER
>>145718867
>>145718932
>>145718562
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
>>145718867
>the second Idiot Joins the raid goes smoothly
seems about right
>>145718587
.... i have video but cant be assed to make a webm
>>145718867
Do you think they will nerf Malik after everyone complains in the iron banner?
>>145718920
if you're like in the mid 310's you should be fine, but i'd avoid it this week since it's a pretty bad perkset
>>145719073
>smoothly
SMOOTHLY MY ASSHOLE
>>145719373BV NONONONONONONO
>>145719373
aside from Bv fucking up the bombs it was almost a flawless kill
>>145719373
Why do you tripfag
That's zippy only as he's the only relevant person
>>145718920
if you're on ps4 I still need to run it, I don't mind helping out
Thanks for carrying my butt guys and putting up with my forgetting of most of the mechanics.
>>145719159
>>145719524
298. I should probably just keep running 41 for a bit.
>>145719502
>That's zippy only as he's the only relevant person
Did you forget to use a comma?
>>145719550
That's fucking cute.
Wew lad, never been in a raid for that fucking long. It wasfun
>comfy crucru every night
>>145719743
For someone who messes up your and you're you sure seem to like to correct people
/appiepython for fast rolls and jojo
>>145720083
She looks cute
Someone have the Raid gdoc?
>>145720206
lana rain
>>145720178
>Please watch my stream I'm relevant!
fuck off your avatar alone makes me barf
>>145719550its okay desu you sounded like you were about to pass out during the second half
>>145720175
???
I was just asking what he meant by that, I honestly didn't understand him at all until I realized that he meant to use a comma
>>145719550
>tfw you pulled a jiro
>all that sweet talking
>actually mhmmed
You two aren't related are you?
>>145721029
This is so obviously jiro it hurts
>>145721029
>this entire post
>>145721029
Isn't Jiro that weird 40 year old friendless weirdo that wants to be zippy, a 16 year olds best friend?
>>145719550
BV senpai noobish is streaming join us for chitchat
>>145721029
>sweet talking
m8 he was meming as hard as everyone else in the party, where the fuck are you getting sweet talking from
>>145721239
No, that's Jared.
>>145721239
>Zippy
>Being anyones best friend
He cares for no one but himself and hes a cunt
>>145720178
ty ily
>>145704482
>one shot a sunbreaker thanks to the damage buff
REEEE
>>145721239
That is jaredkek
anybody grasp farming with an open slot?
What's the best way to get Antiquated Runes? I have none, and I need artifacts.
>>145721893
Raid. Failing that, do Eris bounties and hope she has something for you when you rank up
Anyone know why I'm playing with robots?
https://youtu.be/Y20bOziYjPc
https://youtu.be/t4fblHo0AP0
>>145719550
the dank memes were worth it senpai
>>145721609
I don't know how the fuck you pulled that off, I can't tell you how many times I've shot a rocket right in their fucking face and they tank it.
A grasp with ores cb and bf is the most disgusting weapon.
>Graphics / Object limit:
>overflowing Engrams (by age) are removed from the stage and sent to your Postmaster automatically
>system doesn't prioritize Legendaries over Rares
well fuck me lads
Fuck I missed a raid
>>145722456
be fucking glad
All of my gear is above 280, do legendary marks serve a purpose for me?
>>145722627
Yeah, infusing to 335 gear
Bungie nerfs Grasp
Get ready boys, only a couple of weeks
>>145722712
Far off from that. Should I just buy random legendaries from the cryphtarch?
>>145722627
infusion, mats, decent vendor rolls
iron banner vendor rolls
>>145722495
Why?
>>145722721
For real?
>>145722263
I think with supers you have to shoot them near a surface since it does two damage packets
one for 288 and 1
the other for 164 and 52
>>145722838
IB is 300+ right? Fucking 299 right now
>>145722920
You got two weeks before it's back, plenty of time.
>>145722845
Welcome to Bungie's game, where they nerf anything that becomes popular to keep the meta ever changing.
>>145722721
it's barely better than memesaw and requires headshots to be effective in addition to being a pain in the dick to farm, why nerf it?
>>145723223
Tell that to Vex Holocaust.
>>145723223
>barely better than memesaw
My perfect role is so fucking good I've already gotten fan mail from 3 different games out of the 10 I played tonight
>>145723223
>requires headshots to be effective
lol
>Join party
>'Awoken pussy is like a rocket Popsicle. Goes from blue, white, and then red'
>Leave party
>>145723051
To get to 300? So should I just buy random legendaries?
>>145723771
No, spend all your coins tomorrow on heavy synths at Xur and power level your faction rep for packages
You'll he 310 in like 5 packages
>>145723871
Will do senpai bam thanks for the help. Heres to hoping I get a nice shader from Dead Orbit tomorrow
Anyone omnifarming?
Anyone doing any raids? Only ever completed CE, but got most of the way through KF. LL is 322. Poorfag, so no mic.
>>145724427
I'll farm for a bit
>No 4chan clan
kinda surprised
>>145724647
>Poorfag, so no mic.
>psn
huh
>>145724712
confirmed for new
>>145724676
Aight 2/3
Get at me, omnifam.
>>145724803
Do something about it nigger shoes
>>145724837
I can go for a bit bro, invite?
>>145724837
If you're looking for a third I can farm for a while
>>145724793
Birthday present from rich friend. I've got like two months left on it.
>>145724837
What do you want golden gun or nigtatalker
>>145724838
don't call me a nonexistent object you faggot
/dg/ itself is the clan, but if you unironically want one join band of xbowners or alpha team
>>145724712
thats what density alpha is for
>>145724981
>Alpha Team
That's not how it works
>>145724916
so you don't got the included one but you must have random mics from phones
>>145724981
>Alpha Team
Woah.
Easy there my man.
>>145724926
you go GG I'll go nightstalker.
>>145724873
>>145724890
whichever one of you jumps in first is welcome to come gun goldens
>>145725352
t. guy who can't do platforms or jump into a pool of light
Never done a raid before, should I have a mic for 290 Kings Fall?
>>145725542
Yes but if you're with a team that knows what they're doing then no.
>>145725513
WOW.
>>145725542
Yes. You should always have a mic for co-op games
>>145725631
>>145725664
>needing a mic
I bet you need a radar too
>>145725729
go back to /v/eddit
>>145725729
This is what I was going to post. Exactly, word for word.
Best place to farm taken?
Is the raid still happening, or was it for tomorrow?
>>145726041
We had no shows so I don't think it is lad.
I'll accept your friend request and most likely we will get it done tomorrow.
God damn i fucking hate xbox live's party chat system holy hell god fucking dammmit I fucking hate i hate it I hate it I hate it godf dammit! for fucks sake all i want to do is talk to my friends over xbox live but NO! fucking closed NAT setting networking router garbage fucking university with it's garbage fucking closed NAT settings router fucker assface god fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ALL I WANNA DO IS TALK TO MY GOD DAMN FRIENDS WHILE IM PLAYING GOD DAMN DESTINY!!!!! FUCK!!
>>145726118
No worries!
Hey, I'm looking on the at the Speaker's class items on Destiny DB and it says they have twist fate, when I look at the actual class item it's not there, so what's the deal?
>>145726248
skype em senpai
>>145726040
Dreadnought, right?
>>145726118
I sent you a message, I can still go.
I've got all my Titan sunglasses maxed, should I do bladedancer or stormcaller next?
And what's the beat activity for leveling sunglasses?
>>145726248
I've noticed NAT problems have increased for people since the last update, iunno why.
>>145726482
Fuck if I know I can't find any
>>145726629
SUBCLASSES*
>>145726784
Bounties, I'd say stormcaller cuz its more fun.
Hmmm
Red dot oas
Headseeker
Hand laid stock/perfect balance
Third eye
That's pretty good
>>145726698
Don't you just pop the bubbles?
The only other thing I can think of is spamming that story mission on Earth
Blighted Coven I think
>>145726898
>no counter balance
Shard it my man>>145726912
>>145726898
>Third Eye
Dismantle
>>145726874
Alright, what's the best place for bounties?
>>145726637
My experiences with xbox party chat has been baffling.
>10:15am party chat works perfectly fine
>02:30pm party chat with the exact same person on the exact same network with the exact same machine - doesn't work
>next day
>10:15am party chat doesn't work
>11am party chat works
>6pm party chat doesn't work
>next day
>party chat is working
>leave party chat for a split second to go into a raid chat, that chat works, go back to other chat 1 minute later, party chat is broken
I don't understand it guys. This shit doesn't make any sense. I'm party chatting with the same dude on the same network with the same machines and there is no indication of whether it will work or not. It's a toin coss every time. I just don't fucking get it.
Keep grinding or be happy
It would be perfect for me if it had the good red dot with the target aquisition(the one messenger has)
Any raids? Crucru? I'll do anythingbut grasp farming
>>145726898
headseeker, and GHF for that matter, do not reduce time to kill or bullets needed to kill and are a waste of a perk. It's 8-9 headshot rounds to take a guardian down with or without those perks so you're better off with counterbalance or thirdeye/feeding frenzy/whatever.
PLEASE STOP FARMING
IT'S GOING TO BE NERFED TO SHIT AFTER IB ANYWAYS, LITERALLY NO POINT
>>145727695
>DONT USE THE THORN, ITS GOING TO BE NERFED TO SHIT IN A WHILE ANYWAYS
I've busted a nut every day this week, should I bust it once more ? If so for what ?Also I want to hug jiro and listen to his cute voice!
>>145727921
Grinding 12 hours a day for a week is not healthy when it's not going to be worth the time put into it anyways.
>>145727128
Cosomodrome is the easiest, mars is a little more fun.
>>145728151
Speak for yourself I got a 8/10 roll in 2 hours total and I'm surely going to enjoy it in trials IB and crucru until nerf, if they even bother
> playing pvp without the ability to equip yourself to the meta
I'll look for your comments complaining about all the grasps in trials and banner
>>145728151
>grinding for hours a dAy every week isn't what everyone here does
I doubt anyone here will use grasp of malok next week, you all will come back to mida/hawksaw in the end
>>145728595
Grasp is already rampant in the crucible.
I love you
>>145728595
hawksaw is shit
any boners want to do crucible? currently just doing whatever with boosters doing bounties
who /statpad/ here
>>145728595
>not using auto rifles
how's it feel being a shitter?
>>145728595
Pdx with at least counterbalance is the shit anyway
>>145728998
>auto rifles
>mom I'm getting kills without having to aim
>calling others shitters
HC-Scout-Pulse-auto in terms of skill bruv, sorry to say but you're shit
>>145728595
Well meme'd brotha
On a scale of 1-10 how hype are you for RoI?
>>145728595
Mida is for niggers.
>>145729637
>more grimoire
im slowing down
>>145729637
10/10
>>145729597
>>145729717
You 2 want to farm grasps?
Thanks for carrying me though the crucru run earlier, was nice playing with you guys.
*hits blunt*
Hit over 300 light tonight boys
>>145729637
Unless they get rid of these fucking garbage perks, I'll remain in a state of not very hype
PANDOX YOU MAD MAN
>shitter kicks me
Not like I wanted to be here anyways
>>145728796
Should I buy Hyperdemention Neptuna?
>>145726629
>what's the beat activity for leveling sunglasses?
>>145730107
I kicked you because you don't talk and the other is a faggot I don't like
That was worth getting zippy and inter triggered
>>145730259
>I kicked you because you don't talk
then fucking unmute me
>>145730259
kek
Zippy is a fucking faggot you probably did a good thing
pandox strikes again
shit, I forgot about the fragments in that run. another day then. thanks again noobish and friends.
>>145729808
not until tomorrow
>>145728998
>using primaries at all
universal remote is the only gun worth using
>>145730182
Patrol becon speedrun cosmodrome. That n bounties. Becons work suprisingly well its crazy.
Blacklist updated to include PandoxR8 and his main account.
>>145730565
Where's the blacklist at?
>>145730565
>implying your don
nice shitpost
>>145729296
lol scouts and HC take no skill at all, that's why they're so popular. Mida wouldn't be popular if it wasn't easy for average retarded destiny players to use
i want to marry yellowteacup!
>>145730565
>his main account
nice damage control pandox you are always going to be shit
>>145730824
I want to kiss jiro, teacup, bv, apple, pandox and all the cute traps!
>>145730702
>implying don is not a huge shitposter
>>145730761
Mida is pretty clunky desu
Jumps like a madman and if you get shot you're pointing at the moon
But seriously no gun takes skill, my point is, miss a single hand cannon headshot, you're gonna die if you're fighting someone, and ghost bullets make it even worse
Scouts damage drop off on body is dramatic, and they mostly only work at mid to long range, where they compete against snipers
Pulse is literally just "hold your reticule on them and spam" but still precision is needed for consistency
Auto is literally just ratattatatatatata
>>145730936
don't do that
thanks for the farming, rakish. I'm off to bed, hope you guys got something better than I did
+2 for grasp farming
>people let prince in their parties
I've had him muted ever since I found out he adds teenagers like erden and Zelda. Dude creeps me out and he seems to be a massive backstabber to try and please others
Fucking weirdo if you ask me
>>145730107
I hope you know
>>145730259
This wasn't me
>>145731149
youre not zippy stop trynig so hard
>>145731673
Erden is 10
>Destiny PvP is the most fun I've had in quite some time
whats wrong with me
>>145731697
>le zippy said this so I can't says it meme
awesomeness was first
>>145731683
kys
>>145731075
pic related, it's you
>Spawn into the tower
>Four other warlocks wearing Glowhoo
Nice to know I'm not the only piece of shit wearing it.
>"I play kindgom hearts," Dragoncuck118
>>145731683
Either way, fuck you cuckdox
>>145731683
Except that is a dirty lie only you would attempt to make
Every fucking exotic primary I get is 334, I have no problem getting 335 special and heavy. Only primaries are 334. FUCK!
>>145732054
doesn't he look like an actual hobbit?
Is there a shader with an umlaut in it? Can't find the name anywhere. Was black and bronze
>>145733761
Thanks doc.
Late night grasp farming? I can do Nighthawk or Tether.
>>145733903
Vallsgarde
Cryptarch
So has the next expansion been given a release date? Im considering dropping the money for LE but I guess the new expansions always get added right away?
>that feeling when you're raiding with Atom and she sneezes all cutesy
I just want tocuddleher
>>145734481
Why do many people in /dg/ have cute sneezes?
>>145733761
>>145732054
Better than this piece of shit game
>>145734481
Careful, she's great with backstab
>>145735118
Bob let it go man..
>>145733061
Idk man, even old ass Bilbo had a better hairline.
>>145734481
she sneezed?
Guys, plz don't hurt me like a bunch of mean bullies.
How do I get this magical Grasp of Malok? I take it Omnigul drops it very rarely? Does it have to be on a specific difficulty? What is the best roll? Feed me your knowledge
yummy yummy daddy's cummies!
>>145735118
not anymore
>>145735659
Every thread since forever has been regurgitating this shit.
>>145735235
yea she had a sneeze attack, it warmed my heart
>>145735807
Oh, I remember. During Oryx, I believe.
>>145735769
What did I say about being a bully you cunt?
>>145735685
zippys cummies?
>tfw finally reached an even 5000 grimoire
Perfect
dead thread
what's your bet on this week's trials of GoM
>>145736517
gross
>>145738603
Probably tastes like goat and falafel
post lewds pls
>>145738962
of?
>>145739487
>>145739487
damn i wanna enter through your anoose and have a liquid explosion
>>145735659
>he doesn't know
AHAHAHAHA
should i come back to this shit hole for pvp?
Xur comes this reset, right?
>>145740830
Danke
Grasp farming anyone? Need 2 here
>>145741026
Be on in a sec
>>145741097
Let me finish this Clash game
1 more for Grasp farming.
>>145741509
grasp these
>>145741509
How long are you going and what do you need?
>>145742045
We found 1.
I need a grasp with CB/BF/FF
>>145742045
I meant class but never mind
