[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
d2g - Dota 2 General
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /vg/ - Video Game Generals

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 228
File: death prophet art.jpg (832 KB, 4960x5273) Image search: [Google]
death prophet art.jpg
832 KB, 4960x5273
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
>>
Nude girls where?
>>
File: 1466016363613.png (47 KB, 584x270) Image search: [Google]
1466016363613.png
47 KB, 584x270
>proper OP
Nice job
>>
File: 1394904767903.jpg (9 KB, 162x120) Image search: [Google]
1394904767903.jpg
9 KB, 162x120
>>
File: PUGAN.png (168 KB, 983x642) Image search: [Google]
PUGAN.png
168 KB, 983x642
why aren't you leading your team to victory with PUGAN, d2g?

>run real fast
>are skeleton
>run fast as a whip, get the whip to run faster
>5 second mother fucking cooldown on nether blast
>highest sustained DPS capability in the game with aghs, suck off the entire enemy team and then vomit candy into your team so they can keep going
>is cute
>best sets in the game (has no good items whatsoever)

hero is overbuffed plz listen.
>>
Reminder to install 4chanX to make your 4chan experience more convenient!
>>
File: 1463435570437.jpg (211 KB, 850x1275) Image search: [Google]
1463435570437.jpg
211 KB, 850x1275
Reminder to watch anime to increase your MMR!
>>
File: epheydota.png (424 KB, 540x464) Image search: [Google]
epheydota.png
424 KB, 540x464
nth for Ephey, best girl ever
>>
>>145584084
>sense teamfight brewing
>slap down a ward
>get some good zaps on the enemy
>retard team runs away from the ward and fights just outside its range
>>
File: 1465716028377.webm (2 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
1465716028377.webm
2 MB, 1280x720
Never forget lobster doom

Rest in piece you glorious faggot
>>
File: 1440801248768.jpg (271 KB, 898x1200) Image search: [Google]
1440801248768.jpg
271 KB, 898x1200
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>>
File: 9inches-lewdreaper.png (161 KB, 834x810) Image search: [Google]
9inches-lewdreaper.png
161 KB, 834x810
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>
>>145584262
He died as he lived ;_;
>>
File: free.jpg (58 KB, 412x443) Image search: [Google]
free.jpg
58 KB, 412x443
anyone need sniper tips
>>
>>145584260
>break axe's blink by sucking him off
>my blink sven just stands there behind me and watches this happen
>like 7 different times in the game

you can probably guess why i have 17 deaths in that last game, some of them were a bit intentional
>>
>>145584262

KEL SNIPPITY?
>>
>>145584262
that Earthshaker was way wosre than lobste

>>145584380
Of course.

Do you still go SNY Skadi

or do you go dragon lance+ something?
>>
>>145584258
>tattoo
dropped
>>
wtf what is this meepo double dragon lance meme?
>>
>>145584380
Sure, I've been meaning to try Sniper
>>
File: 000.jpg (25 KB, 255x340) Image search: [Google]
000.jpg
25 KB, 255x340
Purge literally said that Sniper AKA,the best hero in the fucking game is back

Is he right?
>>
>>145584495
FREE ATTACK RANGE?
>>
>>145584598
>believing anything a bernie cuck says
>>
File: 54654654654.png (205 KB, 500x612) Image search: [Google]
54654654654.png
205 KB, 500x612
Reminder that Death Prophet did NOT deserve her nerfs!
>>
>>145584210
But there's so many. Which one do I watch? Is SAO fine?
>>
>>145584738
This, Pugna just needed more buffs!
>>
>>145584738

What nerfs?
>>
File: 1461355530345.jpg (121 KB, 704x480) Image search: [Google]
1461355530345.jpg
121 KB, 704x480
>>145584151
>whining that you're 0k mmr @ 4chan postingundbrowsing
i bet you dont even remember when you could hoard the filled captchas so you can write a post at any moment you feel like and send it in the shortest time possible for optimal shitposting speed because theres no captcha speedbump along the way anymore
and YOU call yourself american, or worse yet, bought the 4chan pass like a true goy
>>
>>145584380
I asked you in the morning but you never replied

What build
>>
>>145584738
i actually havent seen a dp in any of my matches over the past 5 months, unranked, ranked, international meme ranked, nothing
>>
File: Demon ggnet.jpg (46 KB, 650x350) Image search: [Google]
Demon ggnet.jpg
46 KB, 650x350
lmao, this nigga

http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/news/35881-demon-reported-at-tnc-for-the-upcoming-ti-open-qualifiers
>>
>>145584893
How about you read the patch notes?
>>
>>145584918
I bet you don't even remember pre-captcha 4chan.
>>
>>145585004
DEMON DOTO BOIS
>>
>>145585004
I guess Peru was too much even for Jimmy "Nigger Lips" Ho
>>
File: peter_keikaku.jpg (129 KB, 768x577) Image search: [Google]
peter_keikaku.jpg
129 KB, 768x577
>mfw I've won
>>
File: 1463948198731.jpg (53 KB, 600x337) Image search: [Google]
1463948198731.jpg
53 KB, 600x337
>>145584740
Watch cute girl anime, like Gochiusa!
>>
>>145585048
>tfw halflife spammer
>>
>>145584918
non of this is an argument against using 4chanX try again ;)
>>
>tfw you finally break your massive losing streak

was ready to kill myself to be honest
>>
>>145584893
Enough nerfs to dumpster her
>>
File: WHAT.png (528 KB, 1141x573) Image search: [Google]
WHAT.png
528 KB, 1141x573
What the fuck went wrong, /d2g/? I was the Shadow Fiend
>>
>>145585383
>I was the Shadow Fiend
That was probably a large part of it.
>>
File: sheeeiiiit.jpg (11 KB, 180x241) Image search: [Google]
sheeeiiiit.jpg
11 KB, 180x241
>>145585048
I miss comboposting but not as much as I miss dropping a cheeky C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>>
File: 1465305780005.jpg (30 KB, 600x600) Image search: [Google]
1465305780005.jpg
30 KB, 600x600
>>145585475
kek
>>
>>145585501
Suddenly a flashback of SLOWPOKE threads
>>
>>145585383
Is SF any good now?
>>
>>145585383
Thought we could Wombo combo fairly well with a Timber+AA, and the fag took my Zeus anyway.
>>
QUICK POST THAT WEBM
>>
>>145585383

>omni on enemy team
>not a single diffusal blade
>picking shadow dogshit in the first place

kys
>>
File: 1457876109976.jpg (191 KB, 812x806) Image search: [Google]
1457876109976.jpg
191 KB, 812x806
>>145584740
It has to be cute and relaxing so you can be calm and collected when you play

I suggest something like non non biyori
>>
>>145585673
Yes Arteezy is training hard with him as we speak to win the...*holds back laughter* Open Qualifiers HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
File: 1463852646892.jpg (54 KB, 496x567) Image search: [Google]
1463852646892.jpg
54 KB, 496x567
>>145585290
>le passive+aggressive posting to feebly obfuscate what you mean
spoken like a true redditor
how hard did you cum when native extension was introduced so you could feel how postingundbrowsing in a Proper and Optimal fashion is like?
>>
>>145585383
>PA has nearly 500LH but no items.

That's your first issue, your PA was a feeding shitter.

Second was you played SF like antimage instead of just blowing niggers up. You also didnt build a BKB because I assume you hate winning and love getting nuked to shit and silenced forever.

Rubick got dumpstered too but >pos 5
>>
>>145584991
Its because shes shit

But its okay, shes even more shit now
>>
File: 1463344175464.webm (3 MB, 640x360) Image search: [Google]
1463344175464.webm
3 MB, 640x360
>>145585703
>>
File: 1465282505830.png (78 KB, 968x752) Image search: [Google]
1465282505830.png
78 KB, 968x752
You and your 3k funstack are matched against this man in the open qualifiers.
What strat do you use to take him down?
>>
File: 1465304083532.png (527 KB, 743x703) Image search: [Google]
1465304083532.png
527 KB, 743x703
What went so http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2438741250?
>>
>>145585789
still no good arguments? Guess you enjoy not making life better for yourself just to be le ebin oldfag huh? Literal autism right here, I bet you refuse to refuse to buy a Mac as well lmao.
>>
File: 1465398922673.webm (1 MB, 960x538) Image search: [Google]
1465398922673.webm
1 MB, 960x538
>>145585703
>>
Why do people flame ingame? What are they trying to achieve?
>>
>>145586078
call his waifu shit and watch him tilt
>>
>>145586367
why do people get mad in real life

what are they trying to achieve
>>
>>145586078
Feed him so he gets cocky and buys rapier. Wait for him to suicide because he´s a fucking retard
>>
You can't name a worse caster than Lumi.
>>
>>145586113
>south america

fuck off pedro
>>
>>145586574
Llama
>>
>>145586560
look at me mom, I called major champion a fucking retard xD
>>
File: mike.jpg (62 KB, 571x300) Image search: [Google]
mike.jpg
62 KB, 571x300
>>145586367
>>
File: 12.jpg (11 KB, 236x191) Image search: [Google]
12.jpg
11 KB, 236x191
>cancel only even semi-non-who strim
>>
>>145586574
Llama
>>
>>145586626
fangay rage
>>
What if the only friends you can play with are shitters that make you mad with how bad they play?
>>
>>145586574
Xyclopz
>>
File: 1459014136970.png (4 KB, 150x117) Image search: [Google]
1459014136970.png
4 KB, 150x117
>>145586154
Keep pressing that F5, we have dedicated such lesser tasks to machines ages ago
>>
>buying a Mac
wew
>>
>>145586671
>>145586598
good job
>>
File: 1465055378149.webm (2 MB, 296x400) Image search: [Google]
1465055378149.webm
2 MB, 296x400
>>145585703
>>
>>145586626
I'm pretty sure anyone in their right mind would call EE a retard. There's more than enough video evidence.
>>
>>145585383

>phase boots on TA

see that there is your problem
>>
File: 1422871293222.webm (718 KB, 748x650) Image search: [Google]
1422871293222.webm
718 KB, 748x650
>>145585703

>>145586732
Hey you took my job!
>>
>>145586154
he's "trolling" you retard just don't reply
>>
>>145586824
false i am the one who is trolling
>>
>>145586793
But theres no ta in the game
>>
File: 1451935105327.jpg (330 KB, 1175x791) Image search: [Google]
1451935105327.jpg
330 KB, 1175x791
>>145586818
How can one man be so good at Dota 2?
>>
>>145586705
Subhuman detected
>>
File: 1435391146841.jpg (66 KB, 452x522) Image search: [Google]
1435391146841.jpg
66 KB, 452x522
Any good bottle crow memes?
>>
File: _tiny_.jpg (32 KB, 277x296) Image search: [Google]
_tiny_.jpg
32 KB, 277x296
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>>
>>145585383
>mkb vs no evasion
>>145585673
You can dumpster kids with him but the farming speed was really the whole hero
>>
>>145586889
retard I was post-ironically trolling you right now
>>
>>145587142
Morphling can abuse it pretty well so can Ember Spirit
>>
File: 1440859499961.png (297 KB, 764x1058) Image search: [Google]
1440859499961.png
297 KB, 764x1058
>>145587092
>ANYONE on alliance
>good
>>
File: 1459004727919.jpg (147 KB, 730x1095) Image search: [Google]
1459004727919.jpg
147 KB, 730x1095
How do we fix her?
>>
>>145587245
I don't even use 4chanX since i don't know how to install it so yeah you got hype-trolled
>>
>>145587092
Nice QOP faggot.
>>
File: 7_017.png (571 KB, 1366x768) Image search: [Google]
7_017.png
571 KB, 1366x768
r8 my desktop guys
>>
File: 1431533277226.png (245 KB, 500x507) Image search: [Google]
1431533277226.png
245 KB, 500x507
>>145587289
>be top 12 team in the world
>bad
Enjoy your open qualifiers burger
>>
File: NBEN.jpg (718 KB, 2560x1440) Image search: [Google]
NBEN.jpg
718 KB, 2560x1440
>>145587434
nOT BLUE ENOUGH
>>
>>145587434
Why is she best girl?
>>
>>145587201
why
>>
>>145587553
which one are you?
>>
>>145587434
>lc
>meme text
>arch linux
What's wrong with you anon
>>
File: 1455101092597.jpg (129 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
1455101092597.jpg
129 KB, 1920x1080
>>145586889
>implying you're actually trolling and not that you are just buttdevastated that you're bad @computers and are turbojealous that others could inline read entire discussions, set up threadwatchers and quickreply when you were still doing the 4chanian equivalent of banging rocks together through manual refreshing, using the top thread post form that kicks you out of the thread and having no idea how many (You)s you got without ctrl+fing the post ID
>>
File: peasants.png (2 MB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
peasants.png
2 MB, 1920x1080
>>145587434
>arch instead of debian
I found pleb
>>
File: womens.jpg (213 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
womens.jpg
213 KB, 1920x1080
>even the women's secret team is better
>>
>>145588126
>Blue Dota
>>
>>145588023
>write more but say less
sad really
>>
>>145588156
>nasty
Laughed more than I'm proud of.
>>
>>145588126
What's that L icon anon
>>
>>145588156
>Nasty

How fitting
>>
Post that one webm.
>>
File: Playing support.webm (2 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
Playing support.webm
2 MB, 1280x720
>>145588414
>>
File: 1440652018914.jpg (16 KB, 223x270) Image search: [Google]
1440652018914.jpg
16 KB, 223x270
Are subbies the same kind of ,,people'' as those who refuse to install extensions?
>n-no, i dont need to browse the site in a fun and efficient way, thats wayy too much input for me, ill just limit myself to looking at pictures :-)
>>
File: queen.jpg (79 KB, 600x679) Image search: [Google]
queen.jpg
79 KB, 600x679
>>145587092

>>145587385

Akasha buffs when?
>>
File: mapo.webm (3 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
mapo.webm
3 MB, 1280x720
>>145588414
>>
File: 1464930940477.webm (2 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
1464930940477.webm
2 MB, 1280x720
>>145588414
>>
File: 1466022818228.png (152 KB, 300x311) Image search: [Google]
1466022818228.png
152 KB, 300x311
>tfw no morpheus hero
>>
File: 1464046200684.png (117 KB, 372x351) Image search: [Google]
1464046200684.png
117 KB, 372x351
>>145588198
you'be just mad cuz i BTFO you out of the doturd galaxy
>>
File: 3 MMR.webm (3 MB, 960x540) Image search: [Google]
3 MMR.webm
3 MB, 960x540
>>145588414
Okay
>>
>>145588156
2 1 6 9 3
8 7 4 5 10
>>
>>145588736
I giggle
>>
File: file.png (63 KB, 225x225) Image search: [Google]
file.png
63 KB, 225x225
>reddit leaking my jungle venomancer
>>
>>145588607
Me in the middle
>>
>you will never smacktalk ppd irl
man whats the point of living
>>
File: 1465842346120.jpg (768 KB, 970x1099) Image search: [Google]
1465842346120.jpg
768 KB, 970x1099
>>145584740
SAO is only good for the porn, you have to watch good anime to get your mmr up.
>>
i met a girl in the nightclub last night. i told her i am 6k in Dota 2. she said it's really cool
>>
>>145588736
soundtrack to this webm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLB70G-tRY
>>
>>145588973
That one commie cuck faggot mentioned it in his patch note video.
>>
>>145589047
Who bitch this is?
>>
Do people seriously think arc warden is shit now? He's the best hero to boost mmr right now.
>>
>>145589047
>watching 100 years old artstyle cartoons

lmao
>>
File: 1462722709088.webm (3 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
1462722709088.webm
3 MB, 1280x720
>>145588414
>>
File: 1465846199789.jpg (560 KB, 850x1133) Image search: [Google]
1465846199789.jpg
560 KB, 850x1133
>>145589220
Sorry, I don't like tweened Canadian flash animations.
>>
>>145589291
Like anuddah shoah
Who are the based guys in white rekting americans? Russia?
>>
>Synderen, the MMR assassin
>RTZ, the team assassin
>KotLguy, the casting assassin

Who will be the 'qualifier assassin'?

Also, DOTA GUILD OF ASSASSINS WHEN?
>>
>>145589519
I'm waiting for /d2g/ to make Team GULAG to assassinate Secret in the qualifiers.
>>
>>145589519
Zai. He already fucked kaipi.
>>
>>145589503
i think it was Russia vs Italy
>>
>>145584084
>Not going for the Dagon/Necro build

What are you a pussy
>>
>>145589641
>he wasn't there when team /vg/ appeared
>he didn't witness based Banana I think it was stopping in the middle of a teamfight to farm ancients
>>
File: 55665656251.gif (2 MB, 540x540) Image search: [Google]
55665656251.gif
2 MB, 540x540
>>145589641
>tfw 5 uncoordinated gulagites playing memebuilds like guardian greaves tinker beat secret and EG
>>
>>145589519
Also needs career assassin

EE is the lead assassin
>>
>>145589291
>mountandblade_arena.webm
>>
File: 1455229573377.jpg (46 KB, 480x853) Image search: [Google]
1455229573377.jpg
46 KB, 480x853
What do I spam to get out of 3,6k hell? Do I need to coordinate my team at all?
>>
File: 20160615225029_1.jpg (564 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
20160615225029_1.jpg
564 KB, 1920x1080
clan iraq here with the newest sf itembuild

rate it please
>>
>>145590056
If you have to spam something you don't belong out of 3k
>>
File: Timber cosplay Frankfurt.jpg (95 KB, 620x413) Image search: [Google]
Timber cosplay Frankfurt.jpg
95 KB, 620x413
Anyone got webms or gifs of Timber doing work with his reactive armor?
>>
>>145590102
What's the perseverance for, senpai?
>>
>>145590281
https://oddshot.tv/shot/Sing_sing/UzoOVMtoOVNCfKk6q7wO-TI4
>>
>>145590308
Refresher of course.
SIX razes dude. SIX FUCKING NUKES.
>>
File: Le immortal robot man.webm (3 MB, 500x400) Image search: [Google]
Le immortal robot man.webm
3 MB, 500x400
>>145590281
>>
>>145590308
literally FREE 10 damage
>>
>>145590308
sustain, dipshit.
>>
File: 1465230237777.png (146 KB, 249x223) Image search: [Google]
1465230237777.png
146 KB, 249x223
>>145588973
tfw you hope that makes valve retract some of the damage types removals but itll probably end with making plague wards unable to attack neutrals
>>
>>145587434
>>145588126
how's vulkan? worth it if i already max out everything on my windows boot?
>>
>>145590102

>bane is literally the only support on either team, probably solo lane top with naix jungle
>clinkz is mid, QoP offlane
>no courier

Does it go DEEPER?

Wait, did Lycan AND naix both jungle?
>>
>want a nice game of dota
>bristle dies to Lich/Ember 6 times.
Okay.
>>
File: 1422713702001.jpg (25 KB, 278x252) Image search: [Google]
1422713702001.jpg
25 KB, 278x252
>>145590393
>oddshot
>>
Can timber get away from pounce for free?
>>
File: 20160615230148_1.jpg (556 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
20160615230148_1.jpg
556 KB, 1920x1080
>>145590308
you never run out of mana and health lol?>>145590754
no they had a lycan/qop offlane
>>
Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.

They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.

They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.

By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.

Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.

Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.

They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.

People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.

Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.
>>
>>145591039
>Current dota
>Most amazing anything
>>
File: which.jpg (155 KB, 1467x589) Image search: [Google]
which.jpg
155 KB, 1467x589
The pc on the left should run Dota2 better right? Why then does the right one run it better even when all settings are on lowest? On the left one, all settings at low I can only get some 50 fps. On right I get 70 easily.
>>
>>145590867
>decide to man up and play ranked
>1st game is over in 22 minutes, our invoker feeds a courier and himself every time someone uses chat
>2nd game their ursa feeds me 7 kills in 10 minutes, game is over by 30 at 4-55
>3rd game our bane does nothing but sleep and forcestaff us into death, game drags on for 70 minutes because the other team is legit bad but fed off their asses
yeah i think ill stick to normals
or not playing at all
>>
>>145591260

>windows 8
>>
>>145591260
>8.1
At this point you might as well go full retard and up it to 10
>>
>>145591039
>implying they'd be impressed with dota post 6.81
>>
>>145591347
>>145591404

Came with the laptop and is a literal bitch to replace with W7. Like seriously. You have to go through so much shit if you want a proper OS.
>>
>>145591260
I have about the same specs as the left picture and get about 90 fps on high settings.
>>
>>145591478
>wipe hard drive
>install windows 7
wow that was hard
>>
>>145591478
Something tells me you might be computer illiterate
>>
Win 10 is the best OS for Dota 2.

Prove me wrong.

Wait a second

Don't bother, you can't.
>>
>>145591534
What the fuck am I doing wrong then? I made sure it is running using the proper adapter but that shit just refuses to run well. Could you please post here your control panel settings or something?
>>
>>145591627
>botnet 10
>best at anything
>>
>>145591627

why the fuck does it matter what os you have
>>
>>145591627
win10 is the worst os for anything
enjoy your botnet though
>>
>>145591478
>laptop
Okay buddy we found your problem.
>>
>>145591662
>the proper adapter

What
>>
What's a good hero for the 20 instances of damage over 100 that's NOT CM.
>>
>>145591478
What is so difficult about wiping your harddrive and installing what OS you want on it
>>
File: hurricane pike.jpg (52 KB, 618x358) Image search: [Google]
hurricane pike.jpg
52 KB, 618x358
Reminder that HURRICANE PIKE is the best item in the game and if you disagree YOU ARE UNDER 3K MMR
>>
>>145591662

try running it on a different directx or opengl

>>145591709

if you couldnt figure out its a laptop by the speccy pic youre a retard
>>
>>145591750
Well it has both intel integrated graphics and nvidia. Sometimes programs choose to use the shitty integrated one instead of the nvidia one.
>>
>>145591627
people who say botnet are retards who don't know how to work a computer, it's actually really great and has low memory usage. Win10 is best of all /FREE
>>
File: 1461140504483.jpg (31 KB, 328x328) Image search: [Google]
1461140504483.jpg
31 KB, 328x328
>>145590781
>tfw you used to have a dynamic ip but isp out of the blue stopped and went with static ips
>no longer a honorary australian
i remember how that one day i got an old ip returned by chance and before posting i had to view a 3 year old ban expiration notice i got for posting pony loli porn
tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
>>
>>145591956
Keep it up Pajeet, you're doing gods work.
>>
>>145591859
How do I do that?
>>
>>145591976
most IPs aren't really static, it just has a long lease time before it's released most likely. Try turning off your modem for over an hour an see if it changes.
>>
File: 1455741945471.jpg (338 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
1455741945471.jpg
338 KB, 1280x720
>>145591260
>Intel Core i5 3210M
>3210M
>M
VS Desktop PC
You're a fucking retard, right?
>>
>>145591956
10c deposited in your account blabla
>>
>>145592154

download open gl in steam under dota 2 and dlc

add -gl to launch options
>>
>>145591678
>>145591708
luddite faggots may leave

let me guess. you heard about "muh botnet" on 4chan? good for you.

every literate person can understand that win 10 advantages easily outweighs unconfirmed disadvantages

literally cut your ethernet cable and go read tannenbaum book about OSes

i'm out
>>
>>145592369
have fun, see you tomorrow
>>
>>145592312
Thank you.
What about different directx if opengl wont do?
>>
OKAY BOTNET FAGS

Time to prove you don't use any modern (post-2003) hardware on your PC (they have hardware backdoors) and you don't use Apple products or Google products of any kind.

Here, I wait.

You can disable everything but bug reports/such information on Enterprise :v)
>>
>>145591956
Your family is proud of you Pajeet.
>>
increase roshan bounty y/n?
>>
File: hah.jpg (69 KB, 541x627) Image search: [Google]
hah.jpg
69 KB, 541x627
>>145592521
Stay shit.
>>
>>145592665
>Actually using Home/Pro version.
HOLY SHIT WHY YOU DO THIS
>>
>>145592458

-dx10, -dx11 to launch options

think it runs on dx9 on default

but it also might be your piece of shit laptop cpu throttling because its getting too hot
>>
>>145592521
You cannot disable everything.

I do not use apple or google products.

Go fuck yourself.
>>
File: shark_are_friends.webm (3 MB, 600x338) Image search: [Google]
shark_are_friends.webm
3 MB, 600x338
I wanna be a good goy and buy all the collectors cache /vg/.
All those skins look great and they come up with 20 compendium level for even more skins and prices for a total of 33.80$.
But its still 33.80$ and they are not tradeable plus the rares loot are not that great.

I don't know what I should do.
>>
>>145592737
Why would I not? It's a good operating system. Prove me wrong.
>>
>>145592950
Yeah I'd rather disable updates lol nice running out of date botnet for even more vulnerabilities than terrible Windows system already has
>>
File: Captura.png (214 KB, 1015x478) Image search: [Google]
Captura.png
214 KB, 1015x478
What went wrong famalam.

I seek legit advice and feedback
>>
>>145591039
>miracle becomes the god-emperor of the universe
>>
File: 1441317904015.jpg (231 KB, 1620x1330) Image search: [Google]
1441317904015.jpg
231 KB, 1620x1330
>he doesn't run everything off RAM
>>
>>145593103
Where the fuck are your supports
>>
>>145593103
judging from that shit tower damage on each team im guessing this is 2k mmr, so thats where u went wrong.
>>
>>145593103
which hero were you
>>
/d2g/ help. I have a date in a hour, I'm shaking. What do
>>
>>145593449
play dota and forget you have a date
>>
>>145593449
Cancel it and go play doto.
>>
>>145593103
>Playing against Storm/Invoker
>No orchid.
>>
>>145593449
You got this, anon.
>>
>>
>>145593642
Fucker had like

2.5 half teams that were godtier

and he just HAD to go and change it once more for that shit Secret

just why

why wasnt he content having the best team in the world
>>
>>145593642
pie a cute
>>
>>145593449
Close your eyes and begin to relax. Take a deep breath. Let it out slowly. Concentrate on your breathing. Focus on your breathing until you feel yourself become more calm and relaxed. Open your eyes and do what you have to do.

Do it for as long as you need to. Don't be in a rush.
>>
File: 1463594146112.png (51 KB, 450x325) Image search: [Google]
1463594146112.png
51 KB, 450x325
>Zai replaces Aui_2000 in Evil Geniuses, Fear returns to play position 1
>>
File: FRxIahz.jpg (164 KB, 400x533) Image search: [Google]
FRxIahz.jpg
164 KB, 400x533
Hey, a question before esports is on again and I'll be labelled as """gameshitter""".
When do you play Invoker with Quas/Wex and When do you play him with Quas/Exort?
I've always preferred Q/E for that juicy sunstrike but I've always wondered about the advantages and disadvantages of each build.

So hit me up, family.
>>
>>145593318
>>145593370
>>145593446

This is 3.1k MMR and in my defense I first picked riki since I banned slardar and the rest of the peruvian team just picked cores.

>>145593563

Since I was playing riki I figured that diffusal into smoke would easily dispatch storm (and it did) even more when he bought a linkens since I had an abyssal by that time.

WR and BB completely lost their lanes and legion got around 300 damage that never used because she was oneshoted by Troll.
>>
>>145593449
Just wait for the inevitability of not being able to talk about anything, and telling her about you liking video games, and her asking to go home on a cab.
>>
>>145593642
PLD literally anime tier look LMAO
>>
>>145593449
Masturbate alot so your room smells like semen, then bring her over. The smell of semen will send pheromones that naturally trigger a female into heat. proceed to show her your favorite waifus so she knows your taste in women. At that point you basically have it in the bad.
>>
>>145593782
Q/W is strictly for when you want to lose desu.
>>
>need to be at least level 98 to get a level 2 chests
>167 to start getting level 3 chests
>225 to get a fourth path

boy the grubby jews really got their claws into the battle pass
>>
File: gaay.png (572 KB, 856x850) Image search: [Google]
gaay.png
572 KB, 856x850
>>145593449
MASTURBATE
THIS IS THE ONLY RIGHT ANSWER ANON
ALL THE ANXIETY WILL GO OUT
YOU WILL GET THAT PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE
AND YOU YOU COME BACK HERE
AS THE GREATEST PUSSY DESTROYER
WHO EVER SHITPOSTED ON THIS
JIZZ GUZZLING CANTONENSE BOARD
>>
>>145593843
Bleeding from your butt ain't good famalam

Go get it checked out
>>
>>145593843
Prostate cancer
>>
File: lahey.jpg (233 KB, 2000x1000) Image search: [Google]
lahey.jpg
233 KB, 2000x1000
>download the voice changed like /d2g/ said
>team sucks ass and always tries to talk to me on the mic
>we lose, but 3 people who have been flaming eachother add me
>>
LMAO WREMEMBER WHEN SVEN WAS A SUPPORT HERO LOOLO
>>
File: 1443260788778.png (159 KB, 312x325) Image search: [Google]
1443260788778.png
159 KB, 312x325
I know how to save this stupid general. Pick a random post in this thread RIGHT NOW and start arguing with that person, doesn't matter what about just start some shit.
>>
File: surprisingly accurate.jpg (62 KB, 588x636) Image search: [Google]
surprisingly accurate.jpg
62 KB, 588x636
>>145593854
Very insightful. I know that's not true.
>>
File: tumblr_o63rqw9pXr1v4xb9bo1_1280.png (1 MB, 1266x1018) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_o63rqw9pXr1v4xb9bo1_1280.png
1 MB, 1266x1018
>>145594246
I wish I was a girl ._.
>>
>>145594268
youre such a RETARD
>>
>>145594143
Link it bro
>>
>>145593525
>>145593531
>>145593571
>>145593719
>>145593753
>>145593803
>>145593825
>>145593998
Thanks guys honestly,4chan always calms me down during stressful moments for some reason. Have good Dota games for me, I need to go buy some wine lmao what's happening
>>
>>145594246
You can say that again. Thanks feminism.

>>145594327
shutup nik
>>
>>145593782
If you need to be fighting early, play QW, or if they're VERY weak to a single EMP going off (like up against a WK)

Play QE if youre expected to carry a bit harder and need to play the farming game. Make sure you have teammates that can setup ez sunstrikes for you so you can still participate in fights while farming.
>>
>>145594405
w-why are you so rude?
>>
>>145593103
>no bkb against invoker, aa, & storm
>first picking riki
also, what lane were you in, or were you roaming? if you were in a lane, how much did you gank?
>>
>>145589076
That is the shittiest fucking song you could have picked dumbass, actually KILL YOURSELF
>>
>>145594386
Just be yourself. Remember to keep it casual and fun for the first date. The goal is to get her to want a second date, and a third, etc.
>>
>>145594471
sorry, I've been stressed out recently

>>145594384
everyone uses morphvox pro
>>
>>145594593
I'm sure I can do something to relieve that stress.
>>
File: 1465622018590.png (365 KB, 588x454) Image search: [Google]
1465622018590.png
365 KB, 588x454
Is the patch less shit after the latest changes?
>>
>>145590056
Sorry to break to you but you're stuck at 3k forever. No amount of hero maining will make you get better just live with the fact you are garbage.
>>
>>145593795
You were the riki? Did you at least play a roaming riki who tried to setup kills?
>>
>>145584406
no your mom faggot
>>
>>145594709
Patch is still shit

It will always still be shit until gold/XP changes are made
>>
File: 1442795505300.jpg (114 KB, 1000x785) Image search: [Google]
1442795505300.jpg
114 KB, 1000x785
>>145586717
There is nothing wrong with Macintosh, maybe if you weren't a poor fag you could afford one keep sucking that win10 cock. Be sure to get the latest nvidia drivers so Dota runs at a smooth 80 fps :^)
>>
>>145595032
This.
There is literally nothing wrong with being a cum-guzzling faggot. It's 2016!
>>
>>145595305
Of course not.
Do you have any tips on bull prepping? I'm kinda new to the whole deal.
>>
>>145594479

I was bot getting last hits and ganking ls whenever I had the chance. After the 10 min mark I started roaming and disrupting aa and invoker in teamfights with the smoke and ult.

After that I farmed for a bit and got the diffusal and basher and we started pushing until everything went south and troll got fat. WR and bb melted to him most of the time.

>>145594747
I tried as much as I can but Troll was too much for me even with smoke. I was actually surprised he didnt buy a bkb at all.
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 228

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.