Katawa Shoujo General #3056
Hitting Hisao Edition.
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Lilly!
>>145551026
Looks painful
>>145550967
I see. No further questions asked.
>>145551026
Nth for a happy Hana!
>>145551248
Very well.
Daily reminder that Emi loves every single one of you
>>145551316
I swear she looks like she has a furry feet
>>145551614
Hobbits are cute...
>tfw you wanted to get some garden work done and suddenly it starts to rain
>hard
>>145551668
Funny that you mention a movie I'm watching right now
>>145551736
They are even cuter in lotr though
>>145551801
Not really into short men with hairy feet/10
Can't remember how hobbit ladies looked
>>145551891
Exactly the same
Just with tits
>>145551891
Even smaller, whiter and with some breast
They still have the hairy feet though
>>145551937
>>145552072
Well I do like short girls a lot. Not really into hairy feet though.
Well, I'm calling it a night.
G'night, doods.
I'll see you all tomorrow.God damn teacup katawas are cute.
>>145552418
night, kiwilad.
>>145552418
Night kiwi lad!
>>145551026
Nth for a happy Hana!
Goodnight, KSG.
I love each and every one of you.
>>145552418
Gnight dood dood
>>145552809
Goodnight sweetdreams anon!
Damn that's a blast to the past
https://youtu.be/8TSvyxXCFMc
What are you listening to /ksg/?
>>145554196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-af9Q-zvQ
>>145554196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFCxiKXtKTI
>>145554196
https://youtu.be/6y4q0GualIQ
I think Hanako is trying to say "I love you" here.
>>145554467
Maybe she's trying to say 'gimme chocolate Hisao'? Who knows?
>>145554467
I just noticed that hanako's eyebrow extends past her head in this sprite. is she rayman
>>145554909
That works too.
>>145555050
That's an anime trope that applies to everyone.
>>145551026
Shrink removed again?
>>145555096
Sure it works
>>145555637
Wasn't me this time.
>>145555732
Strange. Not that it matters, I have a suspicion some of the main OP makers just copy from a .txt file
>>145554467
Is that from the alpha?
>>145555883
No.
>>145555948
oh
>>145555637
>>145555732
>>145555803
Let's clean up the OP and link the old one in a pastebin then? There seems to be a lot of irrelevant stuff.
>>145556101
I don't see the point tbqh, its not like we're in a general where a clean OP matters.
>>145556084
yay.
there's heavy rain outside.
that's maximum comfy
>>145556302
yay theres sun and warm outside.
Maximum comfy.
>>145556302
Oh
its warm, humid and cloudy out
maximum discomfort
>>145556413
>>145556460
Let's not have that discussion.
We all know that rain is maximum comfy.
>>145556168
Neither do I, but it might shut up some people who cry about these things.
>>145556491
>>145556491
I agree, but its maximum uncomfy for me right now
>>145556491
Agreed. When it's raining you can grab your waifu and snuggle under some blankets. Do that when it's hot outside, enjoy your fiery death.
>>145556684
rood
>>145556689
Make it comfy.
>>145556678
Just watch, we'll have a few threads where the shrink enters and leaves the OP and then the guy will get bored or leave and it'll stop. Threads with good op's that no one argues about reached that point after a lot of arguing and effort.
>>145556752
How am I supposed to do that, I'm not a weather god nor am I a future scientist.
>>145556931
You just have to find a way to get comfy.
Pay your taxes, KSG.
>>145554196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTtWavSOj0A
When's the last time you played?
>>145557186
But it's important!
>>145557408
not for a pirate.
>>145557493
You're no pirate, where's your ship?
>>145557014
Not with this humidity
>>145557537
hidden!
>>145557618
Make the humidity go away.
>>145557763
Well, I hope you're paying ship-owners tax.
>>145557763
Once again, I am not a weather god and the dehumidifiers broken
>>145557796
I live outside of the law.
midnightly misha appreciation post
>>145558189
HE FUCKING DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE
MAD
MAN
WOAH
>>145558189
>15:00:00
YOU DID IT!
>>145556776
We could (ahem) shrink the OP down to everything up to and including the Shimmie, really.
>>145559567
You could make a case to reduce it to 4 or 5 lines, its not really necessary though, we don't need the space.
What have you done to improve yourself today /ksg/?
>>145561239
I hope the lack of responses mean you're all out improving yourselves!
>>145561239
Absolutely nothing.
>>145561913
Why anon!
>>145557308
About four years ago.
>>145562017
Didnt feel like doing anything productive today so I woke up and started gaming.
>>145562250
Thats not good!
>>145562380
you can have a day where you do nothing, emi.
>>145562380
good enough for me tbqh
>>145562449
Thats what weekends are for!
>>145562627
But what if you do stuff at the weekend?
>>145562726
Then thats alright!
>>145562380
What do you mean gaming is not good? My whole life was a lie!
>no akira ITT
>>145564129
You're not going to improve yourself if you spend all day playing videogames anon!
>>145564257
Maybe he's going to improve his videogaming skill?
>>145564358
Thats not improving himself though!Unless he plays video games competitively for a living
>>145564257
That's a lie, it's been proven that plaing video games improves a couple thingsAnd since it doesn't improve the pain in my back...
>>145564529
do some exercise! you need to do something against the back pain. buy a better mattress. GO SWIMMING
>>145564529
It may be slightly good for your hand eye co-ordination but other things are better for you and your life!
>tfw getting a stomach ache and head ache because you were woken up by getting yelled at
;_;
>>145566003
Don't worry, I woke up at 5am just in time to see a spider crawl off me.
>>145566112
Luckily my cats eat spiders most of the time, but I still get the occasional spider bite...
>>145566412
Where do you live where the spiders bite?
>>145566456I just moved to colorado. I've had like 3 spider bites so far, don't know what spider bit me though. There were like 6 different kids in this house.
>>145564653
Can't swip. Besides the back pain is just today, I didn't sleep well I think.
>>145566807
Colorado anon!
I live in a country without aggressive spiders so it was more the fact the spider had just crawled off my face.
>>145566959
Did you never learn to swim?
>>145557308
Early March 2012.
I was just looking through /vg/ looking for something else and can't believe there is still a general here. I remember being in /ksg/ #65.
Over 3000 threads in 4.5 years. For a VN. Can there really ever be THAT much to discuss?
>>145568362
Nope, not at all. I'm25and I can't swim.
>>145555883
hanako actually does say that in her alpha route, unlike her final where she never actually says it since it's meant to be edgy etc.
>>145570085
Morning, friendo~.
It's been a fine day, but I'm getting sleepy.
What I've planned? Going to bed in a few hours.
Hows about you?
>>145569986
Holy fucking shit anon
>>145570085
You're up early.
G'morning, doods!
How are we all today?
What fun and interesting do you all have planned?Good to see Midnightly Misha appreciation post was on time.One day I will be sure to delete the post number
>>145570235
G'morning, Mr Duuk.
Enjoy your sleep when it comes.
As for me I have business to attend to this morning and then the afternoon will be hanging out here.
>>145570262
Hence why I went to bed early.
>>145569986
You should probably try to learn to swim, its a really useful skill.
>ywn teach anon how to swim
>>145570467
You don't need to delete your post because you accidentally replied to someone
>>145570676
Yet here we are.
>>145570646
I wonder how good at swimming Rin would be.
>>145570539
Well I'm not really a water-loving kind of person after all, even when I went to the seaside with my ex for holidays a couple years ago we spent most of the time travelling around the place and sightseeing.
>>145570646
Bugger off Rin you have no arms how can you swim.
>>145570467
Holy fuck do you even sleep
>>145570467
I'm worried about your health kiwianon... please rest.
>>145571492
>Holy fuck do you even sleep
No, I'm a robot programmed to post here and encourage you to be the best version of yourself.But seriously, I got about 2 hours sleep. Fortunately I only need to be awake for the morning which will be no hassle. I can nap in the afternoon to my hearts content.Beep boop.
>>145571893
I seriously hope you'll take that goddamn nap, buddy. Sleep is important, you know.
>>145571492
Its important to at least know how to swim so you won't drown
>>145572072
Of course I will.
Naps are great.
>>145571893
Bloody hell, kiwi lad. Get your shit together.
>>145572098
It's easier to avoid water so you don't drown.
>>145572921
Sometimes you won't get that choice.
>>145551026944 to go
What kind of pizza should I get /ksg/? Large only.
>>145572921
My shit's together....
Also other anon is right. Learning how to swim is very important.
>>145573852
Meat lovers would be the easy answer.
I don't know where you're getting it from so I can't recommend too much.
>>145573852
Avocado, Ham, Extra cheese, pineapple and tuna
>>145573852
Ham, salami, red pepper and olives is what I like. Alternatively pepperoni, chilli peppers, garlic and tabasco.
>>145573959
Sleeping well is a tad more important in everyday life.
>>145573852
Meat
>>145573959
I like pepperoni.
>>145573969
>>145574557
Then just get a pepperoni.
easy as that.
>>145573852
Chorizo, tons of cheese and onions is my favourite.
>>145574778
That looks more like Mitsuru than Misha
>>145574532
Yeah but guess what? I can sleep in a swimming pool. You can't.
>>145574557
Sounds like you already made your decision, anon.
>>145574848
You can't sleep in a swimming pool, you'd drown. Because you're not a duck.
You could sleep in a swimming pool ON one of those swimming matress things, tho.
>>145574532
This sounds good but I fucking hate olives and anyone who likes them.
>>145574554
Agreed.
>>145574778
This sounds the best to be honest.
>>145574848
I am easily swayed.
>>145574848
Yeeeah. Still, I never really felt the urge to learn to swim. I don't really like water in terms of sea/lakes /pools etc.
>>145575042
I normally get a meat feast. Meat pizzas a best
>>145574957
You underestimate me Mr Duuk.
>>145575093
I understand. I used to like it but around when I hit puberty I started only swimming maybe once a year. It's kind of hard to avoid the stuff here.
>>145575093
You should still learn to swim
>>145575374
How long is shizune's arm christ
>>145575374
Is that an image of Shizune and Lilly?
>>145575042
Replace olives with... Tabasco perhaps? That worked quite well for me. There has to be balance. Meat and veggies. Or mushrooms.
>>145575374
>It's kind of hard to avoid the stuff here.
Quite obvious, unlike me, the guy who lives in a place surrounded by land.
>>145575480
She's a giant.
>>145575564
Nah, it's Abbott and Costello.
>>145575685
Remember the discussion about how to irreparably break Katawas the other day, this CG is an example of an irreparably broken Katawa.
Welp, today is off to a fantastic start. Old landlord called and said he'd throw all my shit out on the curb, mom still screaming at me, this time because she said she didn't remember the events of last night at all and that "i'm a real piece of shit for arguing with a brain dead, sleep talking, crippled retard for three hours last night."
Fun times.My cats ashes are in one of those boxes, along with my figmas and shinkis...
>>145575853
>Remember the discussion
I think so. I never took part.
>this CG is an example of an irreparably broken Katawa.
Good.I jest.But seriously, fuck Shizune.
>>145575649
Still, I'd rather you died from the subsequent hypothermia than drowning.
>>145576127
Goddamn dude. You need to bail.
>>145575853
>>145576192
Do not break any of the cripples.They are already broken enough
>>145576192
It was the one where we discussed how we would kill Meiko, Rin and Hisao in front of her and then cripple her stumps and arms to ensure she'd be a completely broken individually incapable of even trying to distract herself from her issues.
There was also the bit that involved driving Lilly to be alone and hated by everyone until she stopped eating and died.
Good times
>>145576127
Did you think on what we said last night?
>>145576298
How else would I get attention if not by blogging? Solving the problem means no more attention!
>>145576127
Seriously, man, you need your mother out of your house. Wherever you want to send her's up to you, but all she's doing is mentally abusing you.
Good morning guys. What's happenin'?
>>145576192
I'd rather not die.
>>145576127
Do you have a crowbar?
>>145576298
>>145576438
>>145576530
I'm jobless right now, even if I wanted to bail I have no money or family to help me out.
It's either stick with the batshit crazy bitch or become homeless.
>>145576483
Anon please.
>>145576670
No, but what good would that do me?
>>145576790
Does she have a job? It seems like you're already in a sinking ship, best to extricate yourself immediately.
>>145576790
>No
Well, that might be for the best actually. You really need to stand for yourself somehow.
>>145576664
G'morning, dood.
The usual.
>>145576670
Of course I'd rather you didn't die, so learn to swim god damn it!
>Do you have a crowbar?
What the fuck, Pol-dood?
>>145576790
Having your mother being recognised for what she is and being put in a mental institute is not bailing out, anon.
>>145577129
Looks like it, I guess. Not sure what happened.
>>145576664
Good morning Kenji. Give me more beta caps!
>>145577129
>What the fuck, Pol-dood?
What?
>>145576664
Hello Kenji
Good night, friendos.
Mr Duck signing out.
Btw. I'm going to marry that woman.
>>145578084
>implying a blind girl would fug a dug
>>145578367
>implying she'd be able to tell
>>145578429
He'd rather have a shot with this chick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUCGXO1ygKw
>>145578049
What do you expect him to do with a crow-bar?
>>145578084
G'night, Mr Duuk.
It's good to see you have excellent taste.
>>145578429
Ducks are rapists and have weird dicks, I think she would know.
>>145578635
The duck penis is built for rape, theres nothing she could doFun fact, the duck vagina is also built to try and stop rape
>>145577795
What does that mean?
>>145578049
Hi there.
>>145576664
Good morning Kenji.
>>145578752
>>145578635
https://youtu.be/_1v_EcjeIkg
>>145576895
No. As I said last night, she screamed at me (apparently her 3 hour rant was her just sleep talking, according to her) for not walking 4 hours on the side of a freeway to get to a temp agency to get a temp job. And I can't find any job openings in IT at all, and that's all I've got skills or experience in.
>>145576983
Kind of hard to. I was doing decent while we were apart, until she forced me out here with her by making me pay rent on this house, getting me evicted from the other. And my old $10/hr job couldn't cover utilities there anyways.
>>145577129
It still leaves me jobless and would end up making me homeless as well.
>>145579128
Ducks are wonderful animals
>>145579178
>It still leaves me jobless and would end up making me homeless as well.
I'm not saying do it now but it is something you really need to consider.It's going to be a hard road ahead. But you can do it, it will be worth it in the end.
>>145579178
What does she contribute honestly?
>>145579083
Hello friend. Holdin' up well?
Hello friends, how are you all? I wish you all a pleasant day, from the bottom of my heart, and I wish you the best of luck in whatever struggles you're facing.
>>145580017
I am holding up alright, thanks. I hope you're having a pleasant day.
>>145580230
I'm doing okay. I ended up getting my PC wyzzerdd'd. Got that fixed though.
Just looked up Board Game Online again, interesting to see that's still up, we oughta revisit that sometime.
How are you doing?
>>145578562
Nothing, really, don't mind me
>>145580230
Hello, dood.
I'm pretty good thanks.
I wish you all the same.
>>145580538
Too bad, I'm minding you.
>>145580673
Don't, really.
>>145581286
>>145578562
>What do you expect him to do with a crow-bar?
If he's the guy i think he is, murder the mother in cold blood
bed time. i hope you're having a good day so far. send some good vibes my way for my tomorrow. i could use them
>>145581782
Goodnight
>>145581782
Alright, I'll do what I can. See you around.
>>145581782
Good night.
I have ordered my pizza now. I will let my displeasure be known if I do not like it.
>>145582394
It's pizza, you'll probably be fine.
>>145582394
What pizza did you get?
>>145551026
Nth for happily drunk Hana!
>>145582708
Please share more beta screenshots.
>>145582718
A mix of >>145574532 and >>145574778
>>145581782
G'night, dood.
>>145582394
Enjoy your pizza.
And with that I gotta start hauling ass.
Later, doods.
See you all this afternoonAssuming I don't just fall straight into bed.
>>145583226
I don't think that its possible for that pizza to be bad.
Also they're alpha screenshots, a beta is different to an alpha.
>>145583226
Sounds decent, enjoy it.
>>145583257
Go, take a nap you bloody kiwi
>>145583349
Sorry, Alpha is what I meant.
>>145583226
Oh, that's what you mean.
I'll see what I can get but I don't have a specific folder for 'em.
>>145583349
More formally called Grid1. A pre-alpha if you will. It's important not to confuse it with the other Alpha years later that was non-public but ended up leaked some time after.
>>145584073
Was the "alpha" not released for testing?
did u buy fallout 4
>>145584603
Glad I dodged that bullet.
>>>/fog/
>>145584791
>>145584797
y not
>>145584930
Wrong thread my dude.Fallout stopped being good after 2
>>145584930
I don't buy Bethesda games until late in their cycle.
>>145585103
Thats my favourite saki
>Fallout stopped being good after 2
Hello NMA
>>145585103
New Vegas was really good3 and 4 were shite tho
>>145585103
>>145585187
u should buy em now, fo3 and fo4 are the best games ever!
>>145585230
I enjoyed 3, it wasn't great and it was filled with dumb stuff but it was fun.
4 wasn't an RPG though
Are there any /ksg/ approved multiplayer games?
>>145586046
You don't need a multiplayer game when you got Fo4
>>145586046
I think a few people here play or have played Planetside 2 I guess.
Only MP games I really play any more are Elite Dangerous and Runescape3but I can't really recommend either of themI also enjoy a spot of Call of DutyEverything else I play is Singleplayer
>>145584603
No. I did just pirate it recently, however. It's pretty cool.
>>145585230
I actually prefer 3 and all the free movement even though there was a lot of empty, NV felt too closed in for me. Invisible walls in an open world is a bad thing.
>>145584308
Not to the public. Nobody knew most of the stuff that was going on at that time, in /v/ it was all the rage to call KS a dead project because they hadn't put any new content out for years. We certainly didn't have any access to anything like that, nothing more than a leaked screencap every now and then that most people called bullshit anyway.
It was only leaked some months after KS' full release in 2012. By whom, remains a mystery.
>>145586046
Not at the moment. We used to have some regular ones to gather in but it's a lot more scattered at this time. You could probably still find a buddy or two for the hyper-popular stuff, of course.
I checked out Board Game Online today after the first time in a while, I'm thinking about getting a game of that going some time. We used to play it as a group a good bit, basically just a crazy roll-to-the-goal board game with far-out rules, loaded with a lot of silly adult themes and pop culture references. Fun times.
>>145586534
Only a few. The sad thing is, it appears to be 3 of us and we're each on one of the 3 different factions.
>>145586629
Don't pirate my game
>>145586629
>Not to the public
Alpha builds generally don't reach the public.
I bought Fallout 4 and got about 17 hours in before I got bored.
>>145586629
That's a comfy Emi.
>>145586803
That's all up in the air in this day and age. It's up to developer's arbitration.
>>145586835
Looks like it.
The pizza is good. But I chose the wrong kind of sauce, its ruining my appetite. Thanks /ksg/.
>>145588778
What sauce did you choose?
>>145589678Garlic parmesan
FRESH NSFW CONTENT GUYS, GET YOUR DICKS READY
http://66.media.tumblr.com/62a87c3e3e3bd3a75f6e87263ce3580d/tumblr_o8t7lntmYR1qid4l9o1_1280.gif
>>145590148
>>145590148
l-lewd!
>>145590148
whoa I can learn a thing or two.
>>145590148
>those Hanathighs
>>145590148
fukken saved
>>145590148
literally homosexual no thanks
>>145591131
Reminder that futa is the only porn for straight people
>>145591421
>>145591613
feminine penises aren't gay anon
>>145591421
>2016
>not being bisexual master race
step it up senpai
>>145591613
reminder that freud was a strange man and that almost all of his ideas have been discarded
This is pretty gross, KSG, butI'm pretty sure I might have just pulled a tiny tumor out of my nose.I never really noticed it until recently when it started hurting when I blew my nose. On inspection there was a lump on the inside of my nostril that was pretty hard and definitely not a booger because it was under the skin. Basically, I instinctively tugged at it with tweezers which hurt like hell, and I eventually tore it off with a decent amount of blood involved. It's about the size of a large grain of salt, only about a millimeter.What should I do?
>>145592149
Preserve it and see a doctor
>>145592149
not all cysts are cancer
>>145591804
>current year
>not exclusively using futa porn
>>145591669
Masculine vaginas are gay. Feminine penises are gay.
>>145591804
Not the one about wanting to fuck your mom lmao
>>145592149
If the bleeding stops I wouldn't worry about it. Only see a doctor if it comes back. Doctors just steal money, at least in burgerland.
>>145592510
Its still worth seeking medical help, better to waste a few hours at the doctors than die of cancer.
>>145593021
>burgers have to pay for healthcare
sucks
>>145593021
>americans pay for healthcare
>you literally have to pay extortionate amounts of money to some jew in order to not die
this is totally ridiculous and the rest of the world laughs at you
>>145592149
Why would you do such a thing yourself? You tard, just go to the doc or something
>>145593034
>Fictional characters aren't allowed to explore sexuality
Whatever you say chris-chan
>>145593201
>rest of the world laughs at you
I know, and it feels bad man.
>>145593298
It's Christina-chan now, shitlord
>>145593298
Chris chan literally says he's a lesbian despite not being one, just like that gif, Chris chan
>>145593336
You had the oppurtunity to get a president who cared about universal health care and you chose the candidate with a vagina because its "her turn"
what does it feel like to be kissed
>>145588778
It's pizza, you'll probably be fine.
>>145593581
Brings somber feelings, having recently been through my archive of the CWC saga.
The story never ends, it seems.
>>145594097
I don't think you realize every candidate wants to fuck America.
>>145594270
>not a single LOL
Fake
>>145594215
Soft and super-plushy. And kind of tasty in an odd way.
>>145594418
And even if there were it's not like we would have any reliable way of knowing. The entire system makes a point out of confusing the hell out of the common person, or even a smart person who hasn't happened to extensively research American Politics
>just saw that lilly fingering hanako gif
>>145594418
>>145594647
As an outsider looking in Sander's was your best bet
>>145594215
Exactly what >>145594647 said, incredibly soft and plushy. It's also got an addictive quality to match shooting up heroine.
>>145594647in what way how do i bridge the gap between others and myself
america is a total joke at this point, both candidates are nothing but demagogues
hillary is particularly scary because she is a corporate puppet who has actually had people killed before
>>145594620
Look harder, there's one among the /vg/.
>>145594723
Me too.
>>145594921
Not in any reliable way that I've seen. Maybe it's supposed to be awkward.
>>145594832
It could be.
>>145594723
why didn't you die in the orlando shooting
