FFXIV will save E3 Edition
>Current promo- NA gets the JP 7/11 items.
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Patch 3.35 and Beyond (MSQ, Deep Dungeon, Collaborations and more):
https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/128728-Yoshida-on-3.35-and-Beyond-Translation-of-Interview-Highlights?p=6713298#post6713298
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
naka bp
xth for cute maids
Does anyone wanna buy just the maid outfit??
I'm a catboy on a rock.
:3
naka bp
xth for selzh
xth for crafts
>>145491819
If you're selling, I'm willing to buy with Balmung gil.
xth for c@s
Do you get all the items with one code or is it one item randomly?
>>145491952
post pits
>kicked from weeping city after 2nd boss because I missed the last 60 seconds of the fight after accidentally raising back at the entrance
>even though I was top DPS out of all 24 members on the 1st boss
I'm snitching on all the niggas in my party enjoy your warning/ban if you already have warnings.
vocaroo.com/i/s1Z4Qvp0I4F0
>>145492115
>>145492094
>enjoy your warning/ban if you already have warnings.
Oh how naive you are
Good luck, I hope you feel vindicated
>>145491896
Is your main on Balmung now?
>>145491890
Attention whore, you literally can BL them but you're obviously getting off to it and posting it here for attention.
Or this is a ruse.
Same on you either way though.
>>145491794
tfw cute meido to mess with
Selling the maid outfit code by itself. Is it worth much gil?
Hey got this thing from amazon. Figured someone here could use it. Enjoy
nth for casual
>>145492507
>he thinks SE isn't strict as fuck about peoples hurt fee fees
They might not care about botters, but boy are they quick to warn/ban people for fucking with others. Aether got a warning for having "FUG" in his PF and being reported, another dude in discord got banned for a day for spamming emotes in Limsa and being reported.
SE WILL fuck you up over hurt feelings. And today I'm here to abuse that fact, because the item that I want only drops from the first 2 bosses anyway but hey fuck those dudes.
Crag Mask
FAHU J26P 9EDU 9TJ4 SXG3
Inferno Mask
FANU TC7V 8ASS 2KX5 TBH3
>>145492521
>it's their right to be degenerate fucking weirdoes who harass people!!! it's actually your fault for not blacklisting them!!!!!!
ok
>>145491794
i regret everything
>>145492521
Wasn't me and I blacklisted him right after I wrote "what the fuck"
>>145492754
>qek
>>145492785
>he thinks SE isn't strict as fuck about peoples hurt fee fees
Yeah but you gotta consider the feelings of the people you 'abandoned' in that fight
Two sides to the shitty butthurt playerbase coin
>>145492756
nth for confirmed woman
>yfw you realize shrek is a woman and you had a chance to get knocked up by their futadicc but didn't take it
>>145492521
>Is your main on Balmung now?
Nah, why?
>>145492754
>QEK
I know you whited out the 4th character of that first line but I laughed.
>>145492754
They're all already used. :/ Ty though
>>145493509
Saw a Jeph Irving with some highish crafting skills
>ty
>thanks for the run :D
>[Take care.]
>your welcome
couldn't have done it without you Mr. 800 DPS DRG
>Shrek is a woman
LOVE
THIS
MEME
there is no fucking proof
>>145493751
Oh that is my balmung alt that I have been doing crafts here and there on.
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/11536377/
>>145491890
if someone said this to me i would most likely cry just from sheer happiness that someone actually talked to me
>>145491560
Not even going by classes, it's rare to find a good healer during DF content.
While I main whm, i always play tank on ARR content so i can speed up dungeons (tanks are usually slow as fuck) and every single healer is just cringeworthy. Shit that was done daily on 2.x is impossible to do with the current shitters.
I dunno what kind of guide newbies have been reading but almost every single one i get spams the fuck out of their tier I heal.
>>145493829
Why does a woman have to prove they are one on the internet while men don't?
>>145494083
What server are you on? I'll talk with you. :3
So about Ozma's meteors.
Why can't each alliance stack all of their meteors in one spot? Why the spread out strategy?
>>145493829
The proofs in the pudding young lad
Who are the cutest cats on Balmung that need to be tied up and have their feet tickled?
Ah. I found myself more furniture.
>>145494226
Because if you stack 'em the meteors will explose for a lot more damage.
>>145494257
:3
>>145494226
It explodes
>>145494083
Are you on balmung?
>>145494226
Ever do T9?
>>145494257
What's the appeal of tickling catboy feet?
*slaps down a stack of rare ebins*
Who wants to trade?
>>145494196
Because it's easy for women to get preferential treatment due to thirsty lonely guys. It's not that way for men at all.
>>145494257
Go away Lance
wtf i thought bp stood for bisexual person
>>145494464
Seeing them squirm uncontrollably in place, and the sight of their beautiful smile as they struggle to contain their laughter
>got lucky with Nidhogg farm
>already have all relevant weapons, the bird and the music
Now what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
>>145494484
Do you have an unarmored tin can?
>When the shitty alliances give you all their singularity fragments
I hate shit tanks
I prefer crafting, jewing, and other activities to raiding in MMOs
Should I play this game?
>>145494532
*looks at all the misogyny*
*looks back at you*
Right.
>>145494658
You could help other people.
>>145494226
because the mechanic is for them not to stack or bad things happen
they explode dealing big AoE damage -AND- give everyone hit by the explosion a DAMAGE DOWN debuff
>>145493829
I've skyped with her.
Shes definitely female.
>>145492049
anyone?
>>145494797
i skyped with jamal, can confirm she is a beautiful girl too
ebin power ranking v.09 when?
Why are you guys so obsessed with ebins?
>>145494721
This is the perfect game for you.
>>145494658
Help other people get clears
Share the love and fill up the space that some shitter would take.
>stratos and proci trying to act friendly with shrek at the bench now
lol you thirsty motherfuckers
>>145494721
the crafting in this game is better than other MMO, jewing not so much, but there is a competitive market, prepare to get your butt kicked by undercuts
Also, you're forced to play the combat part of the game in order to progress, but raids are always optional
>>145494747
I suppose. I tried to run it with a few people from /xivg/ but man, they were pretty bad. I don't mind if people have problems with mechanics or have sub par dps but this "this doesn't work I quit!!" attitude is kinda sucky.
>>145492893
Nobody is saying Selzh is in the right here you mongoloid. But people like Guffy haven't blacklisted him yet because he wants to post all the xD wacky stuff Selzh does for attention.
>>145495047
proci's in a raid stupid
>>145494484
Show me your rarest Nakas...
>>145495047
>Proci
Noone is that dumb to be friends with the guy who single handedly started the green meme. Or the attempted deli meme. Or the forced stink cat meme. We know that's you too.
I think guffys is secretly tsundere for Selzh and I look forward to the EB.
>>145495109
Honestly, most rich crafter I know pay 7 other people to boost them through any content they want to see. So that option is always there.
>>145491890
Hot
>>145494484
Got any rare Stinkyc@s, Selzhs, Noris?
>>145494734
* Looks at all the girls and fake girls in game having no means of making Gil due to lack of crafters/gatherer's and their character being new (high lodestone ID number)
* Looks over their character and notices they got latest glamours, high-end craft gear and some even have their own personal houses. Medium sized plots at that.
* Notices they're always running around with some blue balled male Mi'qote supah crafter.
Right?! They either buy Gil or get free shit because of their gender. Server's Balmung so I don't think buying gil is what's going on here due to its cost..
>>145494484
I have a need
A need for reads
>>145495140
>tfw I enjoy watching Selzh's antics
I hope he doesn't get banned.
>Do my weekly a7
>he was there
>I get targeted by the claw
>he was out of the pick up aoe
>he rushes towards it and gets picked up by it despite being the MT
>we wipe because of it
>when asked what t the fuck he was doing, he says he just wanted to meow with me
>>145495129
I meant the general populace, not bench creatures. There are also people from the thread who don't have bad attitudes like that. I just resubbed yesterday and am working my way through the quests, I have a brutal week of trying to clear it in Balmung PF ahead of me. I will be able to get some help from friends, but they won't always be around and they probably won't need to farm it afterwards. Always nice to have some rando join your group that's competent and experienced. Good way to make friends too.
>>145495482
*looks at you*
*looks at godspeed*
huh
FALU WAFF 94SW 9SM9 VNKN
maid dress for the speedy
>>145495595
>selzh
>content
last time i saw him he was in like 170 whites at most
>girl iRL
>literally no one in this thread would believe me even if I timestamped my tits because I am playing afuta
>>145495797
Calm down, Shrek.
>>145495348
>advanced wars
I miss that game.
>>145495480
I have lewd noris that WOULD be rare, but awena is in them. They're not worth much.
>>145495925
That makes them even better.
>>145495797
>shrek detected
Nice penis envy you have there.
>tfw 2cat
>>145494484
I have a need for rare beepys, what would you want?
>>145495614
I was honestly expecting people in this thread to be hyper elitist, seeing that they shit talk everyone. Oh well... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>145495626
* Looks at feminazi denying reality itself *
* sniggers *
>>145495301
Over my dead body
>>145495659
I only got 99x prisms. Was this a prank? Because you got me good.
>>145495626
hey i'm not so bad
i treat some very select few girls okay
so i'm not that bad thanks
>>145495797
Sounds about right.There's only room for one nice cock.
>>145495978
Not really. Lewd awenas ruin the value of any rare lewd ebin.
>>145496245
>>145496126
>>145492959
Do all c@s have that haircut now?
>>145496245
Who is it?
>>145496327
Lewd Awenas are a treat! A TREAT!
>>145496327
What's wrong with Awena?
I have so little patience for Weeping city, why do I subject myself to this torment
>>145496346
heck no..
>>145495348
>
>>145496263
*looks at your fully furnished house*
*looks at your crafts*
But you aren't a girl
>>145496575
No. FUCK OFF
>>145496559
You should try a white rose.
>>145496102
They only shittalk everyone because there's no consequences for doing so.
>>145496559
post butt
>>145496575
you too
>>145496668
for what possible reason would i do that
>>145496346
It doesn't even look good on cats. It really only suits hyur's face shape.
>>145496473
They're so common though.
>>145496548
Dollar store whore.
>>145496626
>fully furnished house
>it's literally empty
>>145496701
Hrm, I will try it.
>>145496761
N0
Who are best dick-girls?
Mado pls unlock your door
>>145496925
Post some lewd Awenas if they're so common.
>>145497046
Your mom
>>145495482
One of my friends leveled one DoH job to 50 and then leveled desynth and made huge bank from desynthing. No other DoH/DoL jobs leveled, just the one.
Also know a lot of people that have accumulated a lot of money just by taking advantage of challenge logs every day/week and the extra bonuses from adventurer in need.
It's very doable.
>>145496969
All it needs is you
>>145495482
Does that Simple Things guy still post PF ads looking for courtesans? I never took advantage of that.
does the bare feet mod work with au'ra
>>145497012
The red looks nice, it's just a suggestion.
I'm infatuated with growing these roses, I have a real problem.
>>145495482
Believe it or not, retards on Balmung are desperate enough to pay for typefucking. So if you are decent at whoring yourself out you can make a pretty penny.
>When you sell HQ anchovies for 1000 Gil a pop
>They actually sell
What
>>145497398
If you're willing to pitch in about $7, the NWeaver one works with all races.
>>145497186
I threw em out. They're worthless.
>>145497587
Catboy.
>>145497587
Midlander trap.
>>145497587
highlander
POST CATS
MEOW
any FCs here recruiting
>>145497587
Lalafell.
>>145496575
I want to make this cat my breeding kitty!
>>145497587
Keeper Catboy
>>145497712
>>145497667
I AM COMING TOPET_THIS LALA
>>145497712
The cat's meow...
>>145497283
is that a compliment or something
thanks...
>>145497712
>>145497712
mrow~
>>145497587
A corpse.
>>145497712
Some questions for the veteran MCHs here:
1. Should I hold my HE+B4B+WF for when my second Hypercharge is up? It only comes up 30 seconds later than WF does so I'm unsure if I should just do my WF combo without HC and then pop it by itself in 30 seconds, or hold my buffs + WF for the second Hypercharge?
2. I've heard that the vulnerability debuff of a Hypercharged Rook does not affect Lead Shot DoT damage, is this true?
>>145497587
>Literally want to play as a raen or cat scum
Fuck off I pick lala. Dunesfolk. Green hair. Black skin. Gold eyes. Pink lips.
>>145497712
>>145497752
Stay away.
>>145497712
>tfw no EB to give Maid Attire to
-sigh-
>>145497587
Hellsguard roe
Bara isn't an option
>>145498173
>Midlander wasn't listed
>Nor was highlander
this is mine now
>>145497712
>>145498296
>you will never eb who you actually want to eb
>>145496263
>tfw godspeed would treat meria like trash if he knew her
>tfw she'd probs still like him
meria pls crush on me instead
>>145497853
I recognize this inn...
>>145498295
/pet
>>145498410
>tfw EB'd who I wanted to EB with zero grown man drama involved
Feels great man.
>>145497831
too slow i logged off
>>145497712
What's the best bp on Balmung?
Naka bp, anzu bp, or megu bp?
NOW POST CATS WITH THE MAID OUTFIT
>>145498590
Naka by a mile.
>>145498590
Taylor.
>>145497408
I'm not crazy about the white, but I'll find something.
I'm also debating if I should swap some of my lore pieces for wcom gear since it has crit, and I have like... no crit.
>>145498296
tfw no harem to outfit with maid attire
y life
>>145498464
what reason would anyone have to treat egg like trash
she's a harmless cinnamon roll
>>145498648
I was told that Taylor was a cute girl
>>145498671
if you're not going to post butt, leave
>>145497712
catte
bonus goblin
>>145498590
Taylor of course.
:3
>maintenance for hotfixes
If they're actually nerfing the new content already I am going to be platinum mad.
>>145498296
Feels bad, man
>>145498357
>Anzu continues to copy Naka
Fucking neo-ebins.
>>145498517
Ya.... Its mine....
>>145498150
nah use everything as soon as it's off cd (hold b4b for hawks). nothing is worth holding for at least 30s on mch.
idk about your second question but it sounds true since dot damage is unaspected and hypercharge only inflicts phys vuln down
>>145499117
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
>>145499117
Seriously what the fuck is his problem. It's like he can't function normally without constantly ERPing.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486916
FALU K7E9 6T9S 35D9 JCBK
>>145498518
/joy!
>>145498615
{Umm...}
>>145498518
I will post butt for maid suit abe
>>145499509
wow that actually looks great
>>145499651
but theres already one right there
>>145499329
can confirm
>>145498590
>not having all three at once
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145499853
>getting naka after he ebd stratos
haha good luck dude
>>145497920
>Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers.
>>145499469
>>145499957
that means someone else got it before u
bad luck
>>145499957
it was prisms, at least i can now spam the fuck out of this
>>145499926
>thinking marriage tamed the buss
Confirmed for not one of the privileged few.
Is it maid time? Wow!
>>145499831
That's cute.
>>145500104
Wow! Beavis is back!
>>145500104do you like elezen on elezen futa?
>>145500104
If I make an ERP alt, would you let me suck your toes and wear a condom while fucking your ass?
>>145500347
>condom
Eww!
I need meow maids in my life
>>145499774
Another one!!
>>145500094
>never posting proof
you don't have to be so upset that the bussy is on lockdown now dude
>>145500104
Hey it's that cute elf
Hi cute elf
>>145500403
>all 3 bussy in lockdown
>>145500258
>>145500347
S T O P
>>145500412
Wow, hi! I'm Etie Elezen!
>>145500403
>post logs
>break Naka's trust
>never get the bussy again
No thanks.
>>145500478
There's bussy then there's THE bussy. The others don't compare.
This is my catboi. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
>>145500394
I made a cat boy, I can't wait until I drink the fantasia.
>>145499918
what the fuck is this filter? kill yourself
>>145500760
>>145500104
tfw already bored of seeing this outfit
>>145500504yes or no to futa? My elf's skin tone is probably darker than yours.
You like dark chocolate don't you? They're good for your blood...
>>145500104
>>145500504
Hi Etie
You're a cute
>get excited about the maid outfit
>don't look very good in it
I wish the butler outfit was unisex. Would've fanta'd back to highlander in a heartbeat.
>>145497712
absolutely not
>people come up to me and comment on how nice my character looks in /tell
>spaghetti seeps out of my pocket as I fear I am going to get /tell raped
Any Elezens or Au Ra willing to share some tips on how to make myself uglier?
>>145501152
Pedophile.
>>145501152
I'd fuck it
To get the items from the Amazon promotion, does it have to be physically shipped by Amazon or can you buy like, a PSN gift card or XIV time card and still qualify?
>>145501372
Has to be a physical item sold by Amazon LLC.
Is Selzh actually crazy or is he just fucking with people
>>145501372
No that won't work.
Just pre-order something, get the code, then cancel the pre-order.
>>145501432
>>145501479
Okay, the reason I ask is because when I go to the XIV time card page, the "special offers and promotions" lists XIV and during checkout, it says "DLC promotion" under qualifying offers. Everywhere I'm reading says it has to be a shipped item, so I'm trying to make sure I don't get fucked here.
>>145501672
If the page lists the promotion it should be eligible. If you don't get the codes you can always go complain to support and they'll either refund or give you the codes.
level 50 scholar quest.
how do i kill 'rancour flames'?
How do the maid bottoms and shoes dye?
>tfw ur dps gets better and better
Im doing it boys
>Shrek is a woman IRL
Post proof either way.
>>145501280
why do you want to be ugly
>>145501845
There's no proof, it's just a stupid fucking meme.
>tfw no eb to frug my boipucci
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
>shrek is a girl irl
>tin can is a girl irl
Who else are girls irl?
>>145501974
>"N-No! They CAN'T be a woman! I won't allow it!"
>>145501802
>>145497712
>>145501845
>every couple of months someone ends up skyping with shrek
>thread explodes with "shrek is a girl" posts
This has happened at least 4 times now. It's too much of a coincidence to be discounted outright.
So is Maid outfit worth anything? I have a spare key that I don't know what to do.
>>145501939
It was a joke.
Mainly just want to be left the fuck alone.
>no femroe meidos have posted
The fuck is the point of this general.
>>145502106
>J-Just believe me guys
>>145497712
How do I get a catboy maid?
>>145502128
into the trash it goes
>>145501840
Fucking nice man, keep us posted
>tfw making progress on relic grind, bought 7 umbrite already today
>>145502297
I'm still waiting on my code and Ahmeda refused to give it early quoting that 2 day bullshit.
>>145502128
End your life.
>>145502128
We in here.
>>145501795
Pretty sure you just ignore those.
Cringe hour is now over.
Please refrain from posting cringe until the next scheduled cringe hour. Thank You.
>>145502395
>tfw improving my DPS after an eye-opener
i hate this
