Toby is a hack edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFp
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
Remember to take care of your teeth, /utg/
xth for flowey
Finally an edition I can get behind.
sans
This is going to be a good thread
Nth for Omega.
This is a goat that I like
Hole in a box!
REALFROG
HOURS
>people telling me my shitty comic ideas sound interesting
New page of storyshift today
Look at this thread, we're going to do great
>>145486245
I'm just gonna very, very carefully, post some Asriel here.
There.
Nigger
>>145486623
FUCK YOU U RUINED EVERYTHING
>>145486516
Good on you pal.
>>145486540
>tfw frisk will never kiss you like this
i'm weeping
>>145486686
>>145486623
No, no it's ok anon calm down. Here, have a cute.
nth for Chara.
Which is the worst AU?
Hey /utg/Don't kill and don't be killed, okay?
Mettaton should have turned into a tank with stupid cartoonish arms and blown Frisk the fuck up
Not give the baby lizard her bottle when she cries to toughen her up!
The baby lizard getting found and having to be hospitalized for a week before having to be raised by her aunt!
>>145486951
that one by ammazolie. yandere tale i think.
>>145486951
That one where the skeletons get 99% of the content and 99% of that content is porn.
>>145486951
I was going to say underswap or something but >>145487084
is 100% right
>>145486542
Alright, I'll do that too
>>145486951
>>145487084
RAINBOW
ECTO
ANUS
>>145486992Okay.
>>145486245
Let's hope.
>>145486992
unfortunately i may not have a choice.ooo look at me being edgy, this is fun
>>145487247
You ever have the feeling of being curious but you know you shouldn't be?
>>145486245
Now I will make sure that it won't.
>>145487075
Anyone got that spicy torigorey lewd linked?
I seem to have misplaced it.
>>145487372
you REALLY shouldn't be.
>>145487429
I think that would be best.
smol
gote
child
>it was originally planned that you were able to skip alphys's calls
TOBY YOU FUCKING HACK
>>145487428
I gotcha senpaihttp://i.imgur.com/X3Kgiad.png
>>145487607
Thank you.
>>145487574
I found it interesting that Toby knew how black-and-white the fandom was about Alphys' phonecalls.
>>145487372
HARDCORE
PELVIS PUSSY
FISTING
>>145487547
>You will never penetrate goat chara
Why live?
>>145487574
I think it would completely mess up character.
>>145487749
fuck off sans, you shitty pedophile.
Where's the discord link?
Whew. Today was exhausting. I know I said yesterday that I'd get to posting another update today, but I'm just a bit worn out so I'm gonna be posting another update tomorrow instead. Sorry for the inconvenience, everyone.
w-what happened to frisk?
>>145487887
If you're saying you wouldn't have that cute goat suck you off then you're lying.
>>145488050
They had a bad time.
>>145488050
Bad fanfiction
>>145487547
whoa whats goin on in the top left bud?
>>145486918
AHH! IT IS TIME!
>You will never lick his strategically placed tattoos.
Why life?
>>145486992
If you say so anon.
>>145487075
Kek.
>>145488270
Probably "That's one adorable goat."
>>145488070
DO NOT
being hugged by this goat desu
>>145488463
mmmmmm i dont know about that chum, looks like that child is getting a little lewd
Daily reminder
>>145488612
Stop thinking about lewd furry children, then
Can I be a writefag here too or is it a members only thing
>>145488612
>>145488270
asriel's a creepy fuck that tries to take advantage of mentally unstable family members.
>>145488681
>sans throwing anybody in the trash
>>145486992
How cool would it be if I would manage to pull off both at the same time?
>>145488702
You can be a writefag if you give me 50 dollars.
>>145488694
furry stuff is usually a complete turn off for me tbqh
>>145488707
asriel is to chara as sans is to frisk
>>145488702
Anyone can writefag, hell, even greentexts get put in the pastebin sometimes
>>145488449
>You will never have a cute adult goat BF who's addicted to your specific snootle boops so much that he makes you his property and gets jealous when you see other people.
>>145488804
and that is why this image exists
>>145488681
>>145488804
This is awful.
>>145488681
>>145488804
>>145489004
They all have to go back!
>>145488887
and sans to papyrus
and sans to chara sometimes
chara did the right thing killing them in genocide.
>>145488804
Dude this is a blue board.
>>145489034
It's funny how awful it is.
>>145489061
nah chara killed the actual characters, we need the fanon ones dead
>>145489098
Yeah, I guess, at least it isn't that morbidly obese Sans picture.
>>145489218
we need this entire fandom dead desu
I want to duel the cool skeleton!
>>145489297
https://jcw87.github.io/c2-sans-fight/index.html
Reminder that the goat is a false deity.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gUhjN7bQU
All hail flowe
>>145489297
same, it'd be so frustrating losing to him over and over while he hardly does anything but that would just make the satisfaction of beating him so much better
>>145489297
I think you posted the wrong skeleton there, friend, that's the lazy, uncool one.
>>145489330
>That last one
Worship levels intensifying!
>>145489424
Toriel: good at looking scary, awful with trigger discipline
>>145488681
>sansfags
>>145489270
Me first!!
Alphys vore when
REAL
MKID
HOURS
>>145489752never
How would this little goat feel abouteating somebody?
Post best goat
>>145489828
not good. that's why i should eat him instead.
>>145489752
nigga you got like two fics
>>145489330
>>145489828
he wouldn't
help
>>145489828
Would probably like it. Maybe he's the sort who would like that more thanbeing eatenat least.
>>145489956
Good Morning /utg/
>>145489330
>>145489386
>Floweyfags knowing anything about who to worship
>>145489942
Wouldn't he? He had very little problem absorbing everyone's souls.
:^)
>>145489581
Well, when you run into bullets...
>>145487607
Oh damn
>>145489915
Not enough. Needs way more.
>>145489986
hi me
>>145490084
that doesn't translate at all. he doesnt need to eat anyone but if we did go by your logic he would be apathetic towards the idea.
>>145490084
"I did some weird things as a flower"
>>145489956
Here, does this help?
>>145490157
You see why I'm so big on spicy goat sex?
>>145489386
this desu
>>145490221
well yeahbut so does dummy vorealso various forms of MKid dying and being immortal
>>145473975
Late but I love the idea that the artifact in waterfall is literally the only way to save Asriel.
>>145490334
Nigga, I'll take any goat sex I can get my filthy hands on
Why the fuck do you think I write it?
comfy goat cuddles
>>145490320
>those horns
no it doesnt
Good afternoon friends. How long has the writebin been down?
post 'it'
>>145490420
Well, I'm a bit more refined than that.
That one, though, was very nice,so full of spice.
>>145490485
i want comfyhumancuddles
>>145490410
its a red rubber ball that undyne found in the dump.
the thing that could actually save asrieland maybe chara toosits in the true lab
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>145480825If you're a skeletonposter, then that was me, I think. I WAS going to try to write a legit bedtime story, but gave up at the first line and just tossed together all the JRPG tropes I could think of as a joke. Glad it worked, I guess.
>>145490568
It's not down. It's just missing a letter at the end. Don't know how that happened.
here's the link
pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
>>145490568
Nevermind, it's still up. OP can't into URL's.
>>145487694
He is not blind. He reads a lot about how people reacted, he just doesn't show it that much.
>>145490650
i gotcha covered senpai
>>145490485
Comf
>>145490550
Sorry. Maybe this will?
>>145490652
What is this? Seems like some sort of energy source.
>>145490353
>>145490751
I've won!
Anon, you're mine now!How do you feel about this?
>>145490830
not necessarily what i meant but that's okay
>>145490624
>>145490767
I DID NOT SUMMON YOU SATAN, LEAVE MY HOME - BEGONE FROM MY DOOR WAY AND NEVER RETURN!
>>145490928
asriel absorption is pretty comfy tbqh
>>145490642
Yeah, I agree. I've been getting Rodog and Duly to make more Goat fun, but they're a bit busy
Piece of fucking shit.... fucking Undertale crap... Hope you all get fucking shot in the piss...
>>145490928
Wriggle some more, I guess.Feel at peace in my mind and soul.
>>145489330
THat's the stuff
Choro, Frig and Israel
I just played Undertale for the first time.
Only thing I knew about the game were some memes and the saving / determination plot device, so for my first run, I just acted out of intuition. This resulted in some monsters and most bosses after Toriel getting BTFO. Now let me get this straight
>The monsters in the cave are actively trying to capture you and take your fucking soul.
>They have done this 6 fucking times before.
>Monsters attacking you throughout the whole game
>Undyne trying to kill you because fuck humans
>Muffet tries to kill you because you're too stingy
>etc etc
>Get to Sans' judgement thing
>"YOU'RE A FUKKEN BROTHER KILLER M8"
Now I did do a pacifist run and get the true ending afterwards, but this is bothering me to no end. EVERYONE in the fucking cave, save maybe Toriel and Alphys, tries to get your fucking soul. If Sans had a fucking problem with me killing his brother to avoid this, then WHY the fuck have Frisk fight for his or her life like that?
I just doesn't make an inch of sense, and then that piece of shit skeleton has the nerve to get all pissy afterwards.
I mean, nice game and all, but that shit is stupid. Hopefully there's some really good explanation to it.
>>145491150
delete this
>>145491105
>>145490926
the generally assumed theory is that it is Chara and Asriel's fused soul inside that machine.
as for what it's doing, it's probably got something to do with gaster which in turn means it has something to do with the Core.
so everything might actually be Gaster's fault, at least partially.
>>145488960
>you will never have an abusive goat bf who hits you when you talk back to him
>>145491105
>Shot in the piss
What did he mean by that?
>>145490652
>>145491235
I never delete anything I post
>>145491210
papyrus literally cant kill you shitwad
>>145491105
Why are you here then?
>>145491210
King's orders, and if Paps knocks you to 1 HP he puts you in a easily escaped prison (his shed).
Lose 3 times and he lets you through.
>>145491081
Ain't it?
He's very good at absorbing souls. He wouldn't make it even slightly uncomfortable and you would feel like you're in safe hands the whole way through.
>>145489956I am glad I have less feelings for the goat now that I got a real bf
>>145491363
I haven't lost to him, so how the fuck should I know?
>>145490954
what did you mean?
>>145491301
that relies heavily on a lot of shit and ignores W.D. Gaster completely, which I consider to be a waste of an update entirely.
>>145490696
A joke story about spiders as a race of overpowered RPG classes is just as good as any bedtime fairytale
>>145491425
by reading up on the topic before you write an essay on why its stupid
>>145491086
Well, I'm going to need to look for someone to make spice.
>>145491105
I think I am qualified for (You).
>>145491421
>bf
Goat help you get there?
>>145491301
I don't get the obsession with """"canon-friendly""" ways of saving Asriel. The nature of souls are deliberately so ambiguous it's not hard to headcanon a bunch of different ways to do it.
>>145491347
I will make you scream in pain
>>145491105
>Shot in the piss
>>145491564
Keep an eye on the Japs then
>>145491210
> save maybe Toriel and Alphys
> Alphys
What? She and Mettaton were playing same "scenario". And Mettaton offered Muffet moneys for your soul.You are wrong.
>>145491473
i meant i would like to cuddle with frisk personally desu
>>145491638
I don't speak moon, sadly.
>>145491393
That literally doesn't make it any different. You will never know that if you defeat him on your first go. For all you know, he's gonna take you to Asgore and let him kill you.
>>145491526
>READ THE ENTIRE UNDERTALE WIKI BEFORE YOU PLAY THE GAME!!!
What? Are you serious?
>>145491473
I avoided Gaster when making this because there we know too little about him.
But yeah, sure the former brilliant royal scientist might be of great help.
>>145491606
How could he?
>>145491210
You notice how easy the game was on pacifist? Read the notes on how monsters aren't really hostile and are actually literally made of compassionate stuff?
That's why Sans gets pissy about it. Because you really didn't need to kill anyone. It was within your power to stop their attacks all along but you decided to kill them anyway just for the hell of it. There's literally no defense for killing Papyrus. There's no reason to unless you just want to.
>>145491284
He only hits me because he loves me!
>>145491723
Yeah me neither, but there are some people who can.
>>145491638
>Japs
Attack those on sight.
>>145491760
It's made pretty freaking obvious Papyrus doesn't want to kill you dumbass.
>>145491210
Isn't there a book in the library that says monsters communicate through their magic and many 'attacking' Frisk are just saying hello, at least the random encounters
Papyrus can't kill you tho, and no one has told him what will happen to the human if he captures one
>>145491210
what about the NPCs that let you run around their town and talk to you amicably? and sans who chats you up all the time, doesn't even try taking your soul
>>145491105
>shot in the piss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRpD0I23kcs
>>145491634
No you won't
>>145491818
But they make good art
>>145491685
Eh, Alphys was more of trying to get you to just stay in the underground. She wasn't trying to take your soul for herself, that was Mettaton's secret plan.
>>145491210
>killing Papyrus
You deserve it.
>>145491760
no, read the undertale wiki after you play the game so you dont have to make stupid posts like this. even if papyrus was competent, god bless his heart, its his duty as a monster to stop you, they hate humans
>>145491760
>you will never know that if you defeat him on your first go
If you get Papyrus down to low health you'll automatically trigger his SPARE dialogue. The only way to kill Papyrus is if you actively attack him when he's already surrendering.
>>145491793
Make you more gay?
Make you realize how badly you actually needed one?
I dunno what I'm talking about.
>>145491301
This again? We already discussed why this doesn't make sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhFqHIeNW0M
>>145491701
I wanna cuddle this cutie too.
>>145491607
It always annoyed me a bit where in stories like Dreemurr-Reborn or One By One, where they just gives Asriel Frisk soul or go back in time and get his soul back but completely ignores the fact that the power of seven human souls are required to maintain his true form.
>>145492080
there's a frisk shaped hole in my anatomically correct shaped heart
>>145491883
It's said that they express themselves through magic. Not really just communication.
But it explains why the magic patterns are the way they are. Froggit leaps like a frog, dog pounces you.
>>145492059
Thats your view anon.
>>145491793
He was just curious if you met someone because of the goat. You may have met someone through the UT fandom or something.
>>145492280
Doesn't really make sense that 7 human souls are necessary, seeing as monster souls are like a gorrilion times weaker. Perhaps he was "saving" it for when he had 7 souls and was "all-powerful?"
>>145491685
Ok so Monsters still trying to kill Frisk and take the soul. Ok.
>>145491887
I didn't kill them because they didn't try to take my soul? I know Sans won't try to take my soul, so why the fuck doesn't he take me to Asgore instantly?
>>145491883
That really doesn't make sense to me. Like those big guards at the Hotlands. They're not saying hello to you, at all.
>>145491804
Bullshit. For all you know, you're gonna get taken to Asgore if you let Papyrus capture / defeat you. Also, again there monsters that literally attack you. Like the guards, muffet, etc.
>>145492280
But the power of 6 human souls + all monster souls were equal to power of Frisk's soul. And it was enough to maintain his true form.
>>145492017
>Make you realize how badly you actually needed one?Okay, yes to that. He made me tolerate the idea.
>>145492280
Dreemurr Reborn is pretty cringey.
I don't think they remember how the game describes how souls work.
It's my headcanon that the only reason Asriel turned back into a goat was due to the monster souls, if he had gotten 7 human souls instead of 6 human souls and all the monster souls, he would have remained a flower. those monster souls gave him back his monster form.
>>145492369
>>145492508
>>145492080
Holy shit, she got a rat face
>>145492583
>>145492508
Good one,
>>145492474
Anon I even pasted screenshots of why.
>>145491301
super cool
>>145492420
>You may have met someone through the UT fandomyes to that too. But not because of the goat
>>145492647
>>145492108
He can be my angle or devil any day.
>>145492709
super lame.
>>145492763
this is the best one
>>145492763
>>145492369
>>145492508
>>145492583
>>145492763
There's a point where this needs to stop and we've still got a long way to go.
>>145492763
Two wieners?
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! SANS IS SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD I'M SO HORNY IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145492883
Your mom doesn't let you have two weiners?
>>145492958
My mom gave me her two wieners
>>145492476
Yes they attack you and yes it would make a certain kind of sense to fight back but you don't take into account the fact that monsters give up. You can spare monsters after fighting with them, you can subdue them and make them surrender but you went all the way and killed them for what? Because they were trying to capture you?.
>>145492871
>>145492958
No bones
>>145492883
>>145492915
get sans some ice and see a vet to have your horns sanded down, jeez
>>145493023
Okay, now I'm reallyat a loss.
>>145492915
I agree!
cute demonbot.
>>145493169
>>145492915
>>145493250
>demonbot
So just a regular bot?
>>145493349
no.
this one possesses a child later on.
>>145493009
I actually did spare most of them. Except the ones that died with one hit.
Bosses literally all died, except Toriel because she literally did not want to fight me and so I spared her. Now that I think of it, in the ending, Sans says the Toriel changes the policy to Humans being treated as Friends and not enemies.
I mean to me, nothing in this game really points to Frisk being out of danger, and Monsters are just accidentally killing him/her.
>>145492709
>Don't have the "cool/lame" pic of the Asriel date from Storyshift.
Past self you have failed me for the last time!
Have this gote instead for the cools.
>>145493349
Muffet pls
>>145493449
Just as expected of robots.
You can't trust them. Evil machines, all of them.
>>145493553
toriel doesn't want to fight you? you have to spare her like 13 times to get out of her fight. how did you get out of that one?
>>145493294
Kek.
>>145492476
You're never in any real danger since you can save and reload. Sans is mildly aware of this and calls you out on your actions because of it. You can't claim you're acting in self-defense, you have infinite tries to end things peacefully. Monsters are easy enough to subdue and spare, maybe excluding Undyne, you have no excuse.
>>145493169
>that filename
Casting spells and shit with my fav
>>145493553
> I actually did spare most of them.
> This resulted in some monsters and most bosses after Toriel getting BTFO.
Come on, stop baiting so hard.
>>145493656
Hey!
Ch- fuck, I mean Mettaton did nothing wrong.
>>145493553
>Humans being treated as Friends and not enemies.
And people hate it.
>>145493656
I want to be possessed by a rogue ghost robot!
>>145493678
Her intention to get you to flee and go back upstairs.
>>145493718
Oh, you too?
>>145493656
Technically he's a ghost in a robot body.
>>145493851
What about Papyrus? He can't even kill you, unlike Toriel (though you have to try)
He even lets you pass if you can't get gid.
>>145493824
who wouldn't want that?
>>145493678
Well when I saw the she repeatedly missed me with her attacks on purpose, I took the hint.
>>145493692
See that's a fair point, but I'm not sure Sans would know about Frisk's power. At least, I do not remember him saying anything about it.
>>145493768
>>145493824
Evil spawn
>>145493925
demon in a robot body
>>145494104
t. Muffet
>>145494152
Muffet isn't allowed to complain about demons
