ALL THE SHIPS EDITION
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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https://masteroverwatch.com
>Porn archive
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Previous >>145454168
MERCY
>>145464464
Killing
>>145464464
Thirst for Pharmercy.
>>145464673
Let's keep it christian.
>>145464628
>johnjo reaper
>>145464464
How long until she'll give in to the dragondick?
>team is full of potatoes every game
>if I manage to make them cooperate at least a single bit I can carry the entire game
The forced 50 is real
>>145465035
She'll never give in, she's too pure for that
>>145465165
you mean if you actually put in effort to win a game you'll win more often?
what a fucking revelation
>>145465340
>Rescued Genji
>Most likely was involved in his cyberization
>Most likely designed his new and improved DRAGON DICK
I doubt she's pure.
>>145464673
ded thread
ded gaem
what the fuck is with the autistic genji mains in every game forcing me to play 5v6
it's getting really fucking old
so you guys know that reaper player name collage image going around
i'm working on something similar
patchnotes when
>>145467179
now
>>145467431
Worthless
>Mei blocks a path on way to defend on startup
Seriously, you just know they're going to be shit, even if they're trolling
>>145466248
Aside from "bigandhorny" and "DeprivedWeeb" I don't see what the joke is.
>>145464673
best ship
>>145467994
fixed
>>145467431
Sounds pretty good. If those are real ofc
>>145468180
That's all in the past now;)
>tfw you cancel Reaper's ult with your Zen ult
>reaper's face, pic related
>>145468289
For (You)
>>145468476
It's okay to feel nostalgic about old flames, anon.
>>145468476
Less yuri ships, more PURE AND ALMOST CANON ones.and some funny yaoi ones because we all know that yaoi>yuri unless you are some fucking degenerate who should kill himself, doesn't matter if you are a faggot or not. Yuri is just trash.
>>145468747
>>>/orlando/
>>145468747
Tracer
>>145468685
Nostalgic about the present? Aren't we all? Trying to live like in the 80s, even though the 80s kept repeating themeselves?
Who's the girl in the Rheinhardt comic? His daughter, an armorsmith friend?
>>145469279
His rauncy fuck buddy who has a thing for older buff men.
>>145469206
New phone, who dis?
>>145468747
Throwing my rare ship into the ring!
>>145467431
>blizzard in charge of balance
mcree is bottom tier now and widow was already a situational pick so neither of these heroes are going to see the competitive meta for some time to come
>>145470020
lol'd at you nigger
>>145465583
Just remember she had to make sure everything was working down there. She's a very thorough doctor.
What's with the Mei/D.Va shipping?
I know a whole gaggle of weeaboo gamer "azn" girl types, and they're all obsessed with Soldier, so I'd guess D.Va would follow suit.
>>145470482
Best could-be-canon ships:
Genji x Mercy
Reyes x Morrison
Tracer x Winston
Mei x Snowball
Reinhart x Bridgette (his squire)
Lucio x D.VA
Worst ships:
Anyone who hasn't met and has no lines or anything
Widowmaker x anyone because it's basically rape
Genji x Hanzo I mean come on people
Pharah x any of the people who knew her when she was literally a child
>>145468849
Post cute
95% win rate in 22 games on 1 champion
guess which
>>145467431
I sincerely hope these aren't the actual patch notes because most of that isn't even whats wrong with Widowmaker.
>>145471267
D.va
>>145468375
I really, really like this image
>>145471424
what is wrong with her then
and they are
>>145471538
Not him, but explain how her uncharged shots were even part of the problem and as stated in those notes it doesn't affect how much damage the charges do.
does the payload move faster with more people on it?
i've played way too many hours to not know this
>>145472097
yes
>>145471993
Ranked update must be soon, 200mb patch for just some number tweaks.
>play based Egyptian lady of many barrage
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
Why is this allowed?
>>145467431
>time before reloading DECREASE
so thats a buff or am I mis understanding this
>>145472174
I feel like she dies more than anyoneexcept zenyatta
>>145471673
Fully charged multiplies the damage by 10. Now the base uncharged damage is 12, it will become 120 when fully charged. Understand?
>>145472183
Before it took 0.75 seconds to reload after using fan, not it takes 0.3
I knew it.
I fucking knew that the Widowmaker nerf would be underwhelming as fuck.
>when you reflect kill Widowmaker
>>145471673
You could kill most of the cast with a full-charged bodyshot into a quickscope non-charged shot. Now you need to land headshots and need to commit to scoping.
>didn't nerf widow's fire rate aka the most op thing about her
THANKS BLIZZARD
>>145464673
>>145472183
>>145472313
0,75 seconds EXTRA, mind you.
>have an Avoid list
>doesn't actually Avoid people
what's the point? i shitlist all the shitty Widow and Hanzo mains and it's like the game exclusively pairs me up with the same people.
>>145472097
yes, on or around, up to 3
>>145472364
That's pretty easy. Most blueberry players are entirely too used to just killing everything so they just shoot at you without looking
>>145472313
>>145472389
so they basically nerfed damage in one fan, but you can fan more often?
nice "nerfs"
>>145472331
yeah, that one was pretty easy to see coming
>>145472406
it will still only wait for so long before putting you in a game, even if it's a bad match for you (skill-wise, avoid-wise, etc)
>>145472406
haha trelled xP
>>145472296
>play based Russian powerlifter lady of many shield
>LET'S DROP THE BEAT
Why is this allowed?
>>145467431
When will those go liveon EU?
>>145470020
Please shut up if you don't know what you are talking about. Both changes are excellent in that they keep the unskilled element of that hero from dominating the character. All the while keeping their potential intact.
Nerfs are live fucbois.
>>145472531
feel free to plot out fan damage over time to see just how retarded you are
>>145472604
not on eu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQN8ZISHYSM
>>145464740
Why would Soldier 76 rape Mercy?
That's not very Christian.
>>145472682
Nerfs are live for actual people
This game makes me much more mad than fucking DotA.
>>145472715
still better than battleborn
>>145472784
fats aren't people
>>145467431
No more quickscoping widows? I might actually pick her up then.
Fuck CoD kids.
>>145472717
Right? Think about it. She comes to work for Overwatch and she's what, mid to late twenties? And by then he's probably in his late forties and he's literally her boss. And he's military but she's not really, so she's not going to stand up for herself and sexual harassment is way up in military especially from the higher ups on young women. And he's handsome and charismatic so nobody would believe her.
Sexual harassment is practically canon. Unless he's gay and even then he probably flirted with her just to control her and make Reyes jealous.
This game is fucked up..
short reminder that Widow will stay a standard pick on every team because nothing changed about her survivability, fire and charge rate
>>145472801
>Spawn
>Get killed by some bullshit
>Spawn
>Get killed by two Reinhardts dueling
>Spawn
>Get killed by a spawn camping Phara, Reaper, or Roadhog
>>145472957
Mercy is 37
>>145470020
>MUH COMPETITIVE CASUAL GAME
Who /danger zone/ here?
>be Winston
>Defense map
>allied Bastion sets up turret modo on the point
>place shield around him as the countdown timer hits 1
>he fucking changes back and moves out of the shield
>>145472963
No more quick scoping
Ult charge costs more
Only headshots will matter now
When's this shit going to be live in the EU? DO we have to wait until tomorrow?
Post theme songs for heroes.
Mei:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWVOY40oBw
>>145473037
Me
>>145473009
Right, and Overwatch disbanded 5-10 years ago and she was in for 5+ years, presumably. She had to have been at least 25 to be an accomplished surgeon before joining, otherwise I'd guess she were younger.
>>145473073
14 please
>>145473073
imaginary waifus is better than getting assfucked by chokepoints so lets do this
lets compile a list of waifu-bait trash:
>tracer
>d.va
>mei
>>145473073
85 get
>>145473060
see you tomorrow
>>145472953
i want to be able to include/exclude them for random selection with a tickbox
>>145473060
>nerfing her main benefit to the team
For fuck's sake. That ult was THE main reason to have a Widowmaker on your side. How slow is it now?
>>145472989
>enter match
>spawn
>killed by junkrat ult
>spawn
>killed by reaper ult
>spawn
>killed by pharah ult
>match ends
>>145469587
>>145473073
Cmon
>>145473217
>dying to junkrat ult
acquire skill
>>145473073
>tfw I've never done this and I got no idea what post numbers correspond to what
>>145473073
yup
>>145473073
rollan like a kamikaze tire
>>145473203
confirmed for being a retard
>>145473112
dva is cute in mei's coat
>>145473203
10% slower you histrionic baby
>>145473154
>like tracer and genji
and by that you mean "every character below 300 health"
>thread THIS slow
dead game incoming its been good guys
Well you assholes have done it now. It's Tracer time and nothing can stop the smelly limey cunt now.
>but McCree still does
YOU DON'T HAVE A MCCREE ANYMORE, they all stopped playing him because he can't 1-shot Winstons. The cavalry's here.
![[HorribleSubs] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.04_[2016.04.21_00.22.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RfQ9eJ4.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.04_[2016.04.21_00.22.30].jpg")
>>145472989
>be Lucio/Mercy
>wait for the team to group up with me
>they don't
>they pick 3 seperate paths and die by temself
JUST
>be Reinhard
>nobody get's behind my shield ever
>nobody picks something that profits from being a shield and doing sustained damage
>everybody picks le ebin flanking assasin heroes and dies like a bitch
FUCK
>be anyone else
>no healer or tank on team
>3 symmetras/widows/etc
>people picking horrible heroes
MY SHIT UP
>enemy goes two winstons just to counter me as torbjörn
>my entire team does nothing
Soo, how do I counter this retarded monkey?
>>145473198
Fuck yes this. I can't fucking decide between skins.
Also why don't voice lines show up in chat?
>>145473073
here we go
>>145473384
its 11 am on a tuesday faggot, all the people who matter are working
DEFEND THIS
finally got those mccree and widow nerfs
>>145473073
Rolling
>>145473203
she could be removed from the game and I wouldn't care
she already did her job as porn star
>>145473363
Bastion now survives the flash/ fan. What more do you want?
PATCH IS DOWNLOADING, GET FUCKED WIDOWS.
>Zarya ults
>I steal her penta
I honestly feel bad for her. When is blizz going to fix that for her?
>>145473456
I can't defend it, but that's a hella smooth webm senpai you wanna hmu?
>Update
What was it?
>>145473268
it just fell down on me today, can't even hear it when it's in the air apparently.
>>145473073
r0lll
>>145473292
last two
so you eat out latina loli
>>145473437
>torbjörn
just right click them nigga. 75 armour should negate their damage for like 30 seconds.
>>145473073
roll
>>145473502
>blizzard censoring sprays to not offend anyone
Whats the point of sprays then? Fucking stupid company.
>tfw you are trying to aim shadowstep on a ledge but it keeps spazzing out
>>145473509
>penta
>kys yourself
i'm gonna play reaper now that he doesn't die in half a fan. gonna be fun
>>145473498
make his fan a cooldown ability not right click
>>145473363
not to mention genji can actually rape mccree back.
>>145473490
Alejandra and Mercy for me niggers
>>145473614
it's a bug. sometimes it captures the spray sometimes it doesn't.
>>145473638
I'd be fine with that if it had his old damage
Nerfs on McCree and Widowmaker are live. Your thoughts, /owg/?
Hello, where are the patch note???
>Those Widow """""""""""nerfs""""""""""
Now everything is clear, it's not that Kaplan is retarded, is that the faggot is a Widow main.
>>145473402
>implying Tracer is anything but cannon fodder to help the enemy get ultimates
>>145473510
It's Webm for Bakas with high quality checked, but it's smooth mainly cos it's short. About 10-12 seconds is the max you will get with good quality
>less than 10 seconds before match ends, payload is 1m away from the end
>it's 0.09m
>fuck yes
>OVERTIME
>"IT'S HIGH NOON"
>defeat
Enjoy the latest patch, Mcreefags :^)
>>145473580
Oh Jesus
>>145473709
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745235963
>>145467431
Headshot damage increase. With those hitboxes. Oh god.
>>145466248
I hope I'm not on the reaper one, I have an "edgy" name.
if i'm eu can i play on the american server without much lag?
>>145473732
>can't hide behind a wall
>get outplayed
>cry about it on 4chan
????
190mb update
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PATCH NOTES
>>145473783
headshot damage is unchanged. arithmetics are hard
>>145470864
>D.VaxMei
wat?
>>145473783
headshot damage is the same
>>145473073
curry
>>145473073
roll
>>145473783
you're an illiterate retard. congratulations
>>145473824
Are you fucking blind? There's a link in the launcher.
>>145473073
my erect penis compels me to roll
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745235963
Jesus christ people, here are the fucking notes.
>>145473719
I really hope you're retarded and didn't read the patch notes correctly. Charged bodyshots do 120 now compared 150, she can't quickscope, and her ult takes 10% more to charge.
>>145473783
Her headshot damage is the same as it always was.
How dumb are you?
>>145473732
>He didn't read the patch notes
>>145473783
This will be terrifying
>>145473073
Who the fuck is Alejandra?
>>145473824
>WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PATCH NOTES
everywhere you dumb nigger
>>145473419
>be healer
>watch all teammates die rather than picking one and going with them
>be reinhardt
>stand in useless positions
>team goes characters that don't go well with me
>demand everyone else change rather than changing to a tank that better fits the comp
You could've just told us you were a shitter anon...
>>145473402
>The cavalry's here.
*headshots you with 50% charge*
nothing personel luv ;^)
>>145473073
r-r-roll
any way to prevent mei ulti besides not standing in it?
>>145473783
>anon in charge of math
>>145473073
let me smash
>>145473824
are you fucking stupid?
here faggot>>145467431
>>145473886
i just checked again and i watched it literally just-now replace the beatnigger gif
thanks i guess
>>145473959
mexican loli that Soldier 76 saved in the hero trailer.
>>145473783
Headshot damage is unchanged. Bodyshot damage is decreased. Please learn basic math, you fucking retard.
>>145467431
>Widowmaker is now useless on console because PCucks cried about aimbots
Why do you cunts ruin everything?
>planning to advance at least 2 levels today
please post sleeping reaper
solo carrying your braindead team to victory
the absolute joys of playing zarya
>>145474001
Kill Mei
>>145473761
thanks sempai
76 x mercy is analagous to older quake/half-life/counter-strike/UT players.
said players being 76, and overwatch itself being mercy
they're trying to trap you with porn
>>145474075
>playing a shooter on console
>thinks he has a legitimate opinion on anything
>>145473073
GIVE ME THICC!!!
>>145473073
I want a Christian date with Mercy!
>>145474075
This game is out for consoles? Weird.
>>145474081
A good butch laser is fucking amazing
>>145474001
zarya's barrier prevents freeze debuffs entirely while active.
>>145474001
Use a status canceling ability like Zarya's self shield or reaper's wraith form.
>>145474089
I pin-killed her today and my team got frozen and reaper raped anyway. maybe it was too late.
>>145473363
It only does 270 now, so shields+armor can let a few people tank it.
WeW LADS
WIDOW GOT NERFEDmcree too, but he'll still be really effective
Now Only good widows matter
>Ilios
>team keeps overextending
pLEASE
>patch did absolutely nothing
>mccree still gets easy flash + fan kills against over half the characters in the game
FUCK THIS GAME -_-
>>145473073
>>145473959
zarya probably, her full name is alexandra zaryanova
>>145473978
>pick one, the still dies 4v1
>implying the way to the cart is useless
Not that shitters like you push the cart.
>implying any tank fits the situation I described
Git gud anon.
>>145474194
lol if you think widow got nerfed more than mccree
>>145473073
GOING
WHAT IS THE BEST ZENYATTA SKIN?
WHICH ZENYATTA SKINS HAS THE BEST ORBS?
>>145473073
'aight
>>145468747
>woman hating faggot trying to dress up his own cock lust as "it's funny guys haha"
>>145474126
>>145474148
>he wants to be cucked by Amir's laggy internet connection
>>145474075
PC and consoles are balanced separately.
This patch isn't live on consoles yet and likely never will be in this particular form.
>>145474075
>console peasant calling others cucks
If irony could fuel rockets, we'd reach Sirius in 3 hours flat with your post son.
>25% more damage for headshots
>Good Widowmaker now takes less time to kill you because she barely has to charge
>She will be even more oppressive now in higher mmr because of the generous fucking hurtboxes
REEEEEEE BLIZZARD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?! RATE OF FIRE WAS ALREADY A PROBLEM WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING IT WORSE
""""""""""""nerfs"""""""""""
>>145474153
>tfw absorbing every enemy ult
>>145473959
>They actually gut McSkill pretty good
>tfw almost perfectly called the Widow nerf
>tfw people tried to tell me they couldn't change the headshot damage modifier on specific characters or weapons
>>145474075
>console babby
>sniping on console
sod off m8
>>145474259
>console players think PC players are cucks who play with people with bad lag
>PC players don't think about console players at all
>>145474075
>caring about console players
quality joke my friend.
>>145474190
yeah I sure can depend on all these symmetras and torbs, especially on attack, silly me!
>roll reload untouched
>Widow and McCree finally nerfed
>Headshots still 300 max(120*2.5) but damage from each bullet is 12
>no more fan the hammer trouble
Nice now every other post won't be about people bitching about them. Thank god.
>>145474137
>37
>Mei ties you up and does whatever
the irony
>>145474251
one of the base element ones. pick your favorite. earth has a nice hobot theme going on
>>145474259
>>145474075
What's with your obsession with cuckolding m8?
>>145473073
My body is ready.
>>145474218
git gud fagboy. The point is that he can't do it to tanks nearly as easily anymore.
>Tracer is now the #1 offense hero
>>145474138
Gibbes dat sauce
>>145474189
kill before ult to stop ult
![340px-Alejandra[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SGmu3hP.jpg "340px-Alejandra[1].jpg")
>>145474219
nope
>>145468939
is my personal cumdump
>>145474291
>it's an "anon can't do math" episode
>>145474291
Oops I read the multiplier as 13 not 12 nevermind
Rate of fire is still fucked tho tbqh senpai familia
>>145473073
I want to tie up Widowmaker and do whatever I want with her!
>>145474291
LEARN BASIC FUCKING MATH
HOLY SHIT HOW RETARDED ARE YOU PEOPLE
The base damage was reduced from 15 to 12 and the max charge multiplier is x10 so now its 120 damage instead of 150 and the headshot multiplier was increased so it stays the same at it was before, 300. Go back to fucking Elementary school Jesus fucking Christ.
>>145464464
takes it in the butt.
What version is the new patch? Is it live in EU yet?
>>145474291
>25% more damage for headshots
Jesus christ, how are you people so fucking retarded?
>>145474291
>retard doesn't know how to math
Head shot damage is exactly same, only body shot damage got nerfed, relax.
>>145474376
the solution remains the same
>>145474075
>consoles
Nobody whose opinion matters cares m8.
>>145474343
>>no more fan the hammer trouble
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484174
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484174
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484174
>>145473073
Roll
>>145474445
I want her to take my butt desu
>>145474418
NO!
>>145472715
It's so fucking slow, whatever toaster they are running it on can barely handle it.
>>145474291
Math isn't your strong suit, is it?
