Cortana Will Never Be A Good Character Again Edition
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The third /hg/tage is out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0swJRlm5g
Linda's helmet still looks like it has duct tape over its mouth
>tfw too autistic to watch E3
First for make Locke the MC of Halo 6 and get some real charecterization and let Chief retire
Can we all accept that Halo 5 is a piece of fucking shit and move back to MCC already?
>>145329080
Imagine being Chief in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cortana, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight armor and horrific holographic monster face. I would totally save the galaxy with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is assassinate another Unggoy in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chief and not only stand in that chamber while Cortana flaunts her disgusting ideas in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her fat face and shimmering blue skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as all the other shipboard AIs tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CORTANA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her grotesque butterface contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of Covenant and Insurrectionists and later alleged Prometheans for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Eridanus II. You've never even seen anything this fucking offensive before, and now you swear you can taste the simulated sweat that's emitting from her cheeks as she sucks them in to writhe them suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to stand there and revel in her "ascended (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard to code and debug in the previous months. And then the player reverts to a checkpoint, and you know you could kill every single Warden in this room before the auto-turrets could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Chief. You're not going to lose your chance to save the galaxy over this. Just bear it. Continue hiding your face and bear it.
>>145329297
>accept that thing that works is shit and come to thing that doesn't!
>>145329297
MCC still doesn't work for me though
>>145329401
>>145329432
Works just fine. Stop grinding Warzone.
>>145329297
Someone make MCC party.
It's TODD TIME
>>145329369
>>145329297
I'm actually optimistic about Halo 5 going forward, the Warzone Firefight update will add some good stuff and Windows 10 Forge will go a long way with keeping community generated content flowing
>>145329571
I'll make one after I watch Bethesda shit the bed.
>>145329571
>skyrim shivering isles
>>145329571
I want to buy Todd's game!
BUY MY VIDEO GAMES.
MAN SPREAD REEEEEE
That card game would be much better if the board itself was more interesting. Hearthstone has a bunch of bright, detailed boards. That just had paper, three candles, and two books.
>>145330078
>Kev still can't make webms
>>145330078
KARMA
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If you left Tankmaster Rok alone until Captain Festro spawned, would they attack each other?
New Quake announced.
Zero applause.
>>145330720
What's the difference between Quake, Unreal, and DOOM?
As much of a clusterfuck as Halo 4's story was, Cortana's death was still terrifically emotional.
>>145330823
What's the difference between Call of Duty, Halo, and Battle Field?
>>145330871
Now if only she'd stayed that way
>>145331034
I'm legitimately asking though.
>>145330871
Halo 4's story is pretty good overall desu sempai
Only major changes I'd make are
>don't market it with the retarded "an ancient evil awakens"
>provide some explanation for the Storm Covenant and why you're still fighting them, without expecting the player to read novels and shit
>don't make the Forerunners look like Voldemort
>give Didact a bit more depth, make him less of a cliched villain
SKYRIM REMASTERED
TODD DOES IT AGAIN
ALL HAIL THE KING OF GAMING
BUY HIS GEIMU
>>145331684
I love how there's not a PC version of it
Because its just the fucking ultra settings
>>145331684
It's kinda sad that I'll probably buy it. Hopefully it's $40 with all DLC.
>>145331684
30fps on the consoles, just like Fallout 4, I assume?
>>145332216
>It's kinda sad that I'll probably buy it
Disgusting.
>>145332060
There actually is a PC version
Console versions will have mods the same way Fallout 4 does, so there's one benefit I guess
>>145331684
This upsets me greatly, especially since mods on consoles will fuck up the mod community.
>>145332365
He was being ironic.
>>145332314
It has more singleplayer content than 5. And yes, I'm ignoring draugr.
>>145332515
A lot of games have more singleplayer content than 5. Just get Morrowind. Skyrim a shit desu.
Quake Champions is going to be TF type shit isn't it?
>>145332676
Some were saying it is "Quakeverwatch"
>>145332365
If anyone actually buys thePC version they're fucking stupid
>>145332515
What's adding content?
>>145332845
>mods
>TFW a spinoff RTS game feels more like Halo aesthetics wise then the main Halo game.
>>145331213
It should have been left ambiguous as to whether or not the Didact was an actual forerunner or a construct with a complex AI, don't reveal the face.
And don't call him the Didact because there's no point in using an existing character if you have to write a whole new character to have it make sense.
>>145332809
Might just be a free update, or a small paid DLC, for owners of the PC version, who knows
Console versions appear to support mods from the existing PC version, which would indicate the PC remaster is not an entirely new/separate thing
>stephen russell
>>145333551
It will cost 70$ new on all platforms and saves won't carry over and modders will have to port their mods to Bethesda net and make sure they are compatible with console
>>145333118
Yeem comics give me life
>>145333551
>Console versions appear to support mods from the existing PC version
You know how many mods require a script extender? Lots.
>Capturing armory: 8 defenders remaining
>>145334524
I love moments like that
>>145332797
Quake fans are going to look at it and go "that's just a shitty overwatch clone"
Overwatch fans are going to look at it and go "That's Quake, I tried it online and got raped, not touching this"
Bethesda is going to look at the sales figures and go "I guess nobody care for Quake anymore"
>this weekend Warzone mode
>finally feel like I can use my dozens of purple and gold vehicles and weapons that I've been saving up without feeling like I'm only getting like a minute of use from it
>too scared that I'll still be "wasting it"
O-okay, 23 faction Mantis cards I have stocked, sorry but I'm too nervous to use you...
>>145335587
If you're never gonna use them, why not sell them?
I'm guessing the cards you're talking about are Legendaries, in which case that's 4600 RP you're sitting on.
>>145335587
>not just spawning vehicles non-stop throughout the match?
What have you got to lose?
Granted, someone on the enemy team kept spawning Banshees and I killed him seven fucking times, so it's not guaranteed to work.
>>145335587
If you have a decent team that can back you up without letting you get boarded or torn to shreds within ten seconds of deploying, then fine. Otherwise, don't bother.
Deploying a high-level REQ when you're in solo matches is never a good idea.
>>145335587
It's pretty damn fun if you use your REQS or jack them from enemies. Actually got to use my gavels, shit was great.
>>145335587
You're not alone anon, I am not taking out my ultra rare and legendary reqs just so I can get killed like a faggot and just hand them over to the other team, I'll be able to mess with them all I want in WZF.
>>145335587
>Have two dozen gauss, rocket, needler, rally, and ONI hogs stashed
>Never use them because randoms can't be depended upon to do anything, wheelmans no longer being assists removes any motivation to be a driver
>2 mantises left, can never get more than 3 kills before someone magically teleports onto my back
>No Phaetons
>Ran out of banshees
I was going to get the Vehicle Warzone pack but it's not worth grinding another 60k points.
>>145335810
I actually got to use Jorge's Chaingun.
It was fun, but I'd never use it in a regular match
Is there a 4chin Spartan company?
>>145336532
>4chin
Look at yourself if you want 4chin
>>145336084
I liked using it, but fuck if I want to risk wasting it in normiezone
>>145336532
You're at it
>>145336667
It's only fun when you get to pack on three or four power ups.
But oathsworn will never be useful.
Anyone for Turbo?
Fuck randoms
>spawn ONI tank to kill warden
>one guy running at me
>hit terrain and aiming reticule goes into space
>there are FIVE teammates next to me, one already shooting at him
>"OK surely my team will save me"
>get boarded and blown up
FUCK
RANDOMS
Anyone for H2A?
Fuck Halo 5.
>>145335769
>spending 23 Mantises on less than one Silver pack
Use the Wheelman armor mod, go nuts and get killing sprees with them. Mantises are much more effective now than they used to be
>>145336746
>Spawn ONI scoprion to kill Warden
>Kill Corp Scorpion, Mantis, sword wraith, banshee and ultra banshee
>Then kill warden
I love that thing but does anyone else get a glitch where the shell doesn't explode if you shoot a wall?
>>145336878
I would but I'm too busy being angry about bethesda's shittyness and I'm sick of halo anyways
>>145336878
What tag?
>>145336746
Gimme a few and I'll be on, what's your gt?
>>145337571
>>145336746
Me, Rentaroo, amd Muffin have a lobby if you want to hop in
>>145337750
I just did, waiting til it lets me in.
>>145337424
Johnny Senpai
>>145337951
>waiting for my jello to be ready
>>145336878
>he's still mad he sucked
>>145338198
>>145337750
Just sent you a message
>>145338219
>he's still replying for some reason
>>145338192
What kind of jello did you make, anon?
>>145338272
>>145338343
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.
>>145338408
Cherry for now and lemon for later.
>>145338558
Top tier taste, my nigga
>>145329080
yo, i haven't played a halo since reach, who's the dude to MCs far left?
that armor is hella shway. i thought they fucked up the armor in 4 beyond all recognition
>mfw you warzone scrubs are jealous of all the fun I'm having
>>145338645
frank
>>145338485
Back to warframe then
>>145338850
It's a dip, you meme
daily reminder
still no:
>EOD armor
>unsc air vehicle
>custom powerup/trait zone
>flamethrower
>brute shot/concussion rifle/sticky det/grenade launcher
>sentinel beam It's the only Forerunner weapon not in the game, it would make sense to include it, if only to have a beam/DPS weapon
>Reach/ODST-style firefight
>flood firefight
>juggernaut, race, vip, koth
>playable elites
>black undersuit
>asymmetric armor (shoulders individually customisable)
>splitscreen
>campaign theater
>>145338645
It's Fred (and Kelly and Linda )
Aka chiefs best bros and team since before halo 1
How do I join the Spartan company for HG if it's at 100? Isn't that the limit? Don't want to quit my current one yet if that's he case, already got armor, close for helmet.
>>145338645
No, it belongs in the fucking schwarbage
>>145339338
>tfw it was probably planned that H5 would be all blue team until Bonnie Ross told them to add team diversity instead.
>>145339450
They'll have to fire inactive members.
You may not want to mention Achilles if you want to get recruited.
>>145339450
Whoever is leader can remove me. Company rewards I can love without.
Johnny Senpai
So Microshill conference tomorrow, what time?
>>145339949
Noon EST
>>145339878
No Johnny!seriously though kai should just remove some of the inactives
>>145339680
I don't care about Achilles, what's the hg company's progression like?
>>145339878
Don't leave mate. I'll play H2A with you.But I can't right now
>>145340254
> company's progression
what 's that?
>>145340254
Not too bad, to be honest. It'll come in time, don't know why people are getting fanny flustered about Achilles. Just play and have fun.
>>145340467
He means how fast we get achilles.
When are we bringing in the cucks to get us that helmet?
>>145340541
Let's stop arguing and get achilles!
t. Matty
>>145339280
>>Reach/ODST-style firefight
It's just one of your points, but Firefight is supposed to go live by the end of this month.
>>145342157
It's not similar to old firefight.
>>145342157
And it's nothing like Firefight. It's Spartan Ops without Palmer saying eggheads, but still never shutting up.
>>145342248
They could've just called it spartan ops, I'd have been fine with that
>>145343023
Well it's very obvious they chose Firefight because nobody liked Spartan Ops and everyone missed Firefight.
I mean look who we're dealing with, here.
>>145343203
ButI liked Spartan Ops
>>145333551
Why pay for something that mods alone can fix for the PC version? If I want better ANYTHING there's a mod for it.
>>145343884
ugh
>>145337025
>Angry_Todd_Howard.jpg
Man what the fuck is the point of watching MS conference anymore
all surprise factor has been lost
>>145338672
>still no dedicated H2/H2A only BTB playlist
Getting real fucking tired of Standoff, Last Resort, and Avalanche in the current BTB playlist.
>>145343884
Ew.
>>145344443
>didn't get the quints
Holy shit, that OP video or me hype. How active is the Spartan company? I don't even are about Achilles ijust want to do tons of warzone with bros
>>145344564
>>145344667
>he didn't get the trips
>>145345020
>>145344543
>>145345087
>/vg/
>trips
Don't perpetuate such a stale meme
>>145345216
>>145345265
It's okay, at least you tried.
>>145345340
>>145345340
>being a degenerate topdad poster
>>145345468
I'm holding on to the pictures of when he was a top dad until the day he returns to being a real top dad.I really want him to grow as a character and train with Gennaro in the ways of fatherhood.
>>145345630
>tumblr
>>145345630
>tumblr
Go and stay go.
>>145345710
>>145345712I honestly have no idea why it has that filename. I'm pretty sure I saved it from /sgg/. Might've been one I picked up off of Google for an OP pic. I feel nothing but shame.
>>145345630
>tumblr
>>145345630
>tumblr
>>145345807
I just googled dmjii, it was one that I grabbed from Google for the OP. Remind me to scrub filenames later, just in case.
>>145346120
>>145346120
>WebM
>>145346375
>>145346387
Now you're just being obtuse.
>>145346741
>Sigmund still can't bitrate
>>145346860
>>145346974
>>145346986
Delete your account.
>>145347139
>>145347225
>>145347278
>>145346794
>>145346986
I've got to work on that one, it was a weird clip when it came to size
>>145347350
What's your favoritemanga/hg/?
>>145347397
Your bitrates are shit.
>>145347540
>>145347540
>>145347540
>>145347552
Well give me some decent settings then
>>145347787
>show never
>>145347540
>>145347741
Every thread till you like it
Do the Spartans eat their veggies when they're on the Infinity?
They need to eat properly to grow big and strong.
>>145348339
>>145348350
I hope they have an entire deck that's just a cattle ranch. You can make some good shit with cows. My mom started making this kind of beef strips with some type of spicy teriyaki sauce on it with broccoli in a slow cooker whenever I come home. Shit's good and there's always a ton.
>>145348487
Lab grown meat would be more efficient.
>>145348487
>>145348543
Didn't the covenant have a ship like that? It wouldn't be too far-fetched for the UNSC to bring farming ships with them on longer expeditions.
>>145348543
Whatever tastes best. If it's lab grown, does that mean it's just a cube of meat with a cow pattern on the outside with tubes going in and out?
Also, here's a picture to make you hungry. Seems to be what mom makes. Got the recipe, if anyone cares.
>>145348703
Right now you can grow "meat" in a petri dish, I imagine in the future UNSC would have improved the method.
>>145348783
>>145348859
>>145348783
SPARTAN SIZED HAMBURGER
>>145348994
THE SECRET. TO A GOOD BURGER. IS BEEF.
>>145348924
>rubber gloves
![[H&D] Symphogear GX Zesshoushinai 4 [BD-720p ACC] [3822DED8].mkv_snapshot_01.43_[2016.06.05_17.02.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PbKeFFl.jpg "[H&D] Symphogear GX Zesshoushinai 4 [BD-720p ACC] [3822DED8].mkv_snapshot_01.43_[2016.06.05_17.02.45].jpg")
>>145349085
But does it have to be beef?
>>145349186
YES IT DOES.
>>145349252
>what is bison
>>145349252
But what if they make a turkey burger?
>>145349390
>wanting a turkey burger
when are we getting that Halo 3 anniversary with remakes of good maps for halo 5 multyplayer?
>>145349414
Turkey is great.
Beef is overrated, you've been brainwashed by big beef and texas fags.
>>145349414
Ostrich burgers are bretty gud.
>>145349484
Don't lie to yourself, beef is still king.
>>145349434
Hopefully soon, maybe they can fix the move speed too.
>>145347540
Trigun
>>145349556
It'd be nice if they bumped it a teeny bit so it's not a shock to go back to it
>>145348047
>>145350450
Are there mexican dubs of the audio? Because it seems like it could be funny.
>>145350005
>Trigun
Good taste
>>145351384
Anime is gay
>>145351815
/hg/
>strawpoll.me/10472378
>strawpoll.me/10472378
>strawpoll.me/10472378
Well?
>not picking 2
>>145352613
real /hg/ quiet hours
>>145352771
I must say.
I love large breasts.
>>145352826
Delete this.
>>145349556
That can possibly ruin map flow though. Depends on how fast I guess. If too fast some maps may feel too cramped like Guardian.
>>145329297
I would buy an Xbone but since not much play MCC I find no reason to even bother buying an Xbone.
Guys, I want to buy a 360 and the first 3 Halos and maybe Wars. Is this a good idea? Anything I should look out for or whatever?
>>145349484
>Turkey is great.
I agree
>>145354165
If you want a nice 80s style space opera campaign, you're in luck, but if you want to play multiplayer that's not infested with cucarachas, you're outta luck.
Is Guardians canon? Or can I just pretend it doesn't exist? 4 doesn't end with some gay cliffhanger ending does it?
>>145354418
>a nice 80s style space opera campaign
this mate, FUCK multiplayer, I just like the lore desu
>>145354449
>>145354564
Should I go with the original Halo CE for XBox or get CE Anniversary for 360?
>>145354564
Cute!
>>145354671
Both work fine, anniversary kinda shits on the art style id go with ce because its cheaper tbqhfmaladd.
>>145354751
Pic related.
>>145354797
sweet, thanks mate
Is it possible to get a 360 without that shitty Nintendo Mii OS?
>>145354839
>>145354896
>>145354896
cute
>>145354970
Are you guys ready.
>>145355371
I'm horny.
>>145352826
ME TOO :)
>>145355720Hi horny, I'm dad.
>>145355779
unf
>>145355779don't stop
>>145355810
>>145355779
Is it weird knowinghow hard you're making other guys?
Are you ready for dem cutscenes, /hg/?
>>145356590
was dat?
>>145356590
MUH DICK
>>145356612
halo wars 2
>>145355126
I haven't seen autism like this in a long time
Tabbywabby wanted this.
>in-class essay on slaughtermeme-five from 10-1
>won't be able to shitpost MS E3 with /hg/
>>145358981
Thanks, Sigmund.
>>145356276It feels pretty nice actually
>>145358996
Where can I find the drinking game we are using for today?
tell me i'm not the only one hearing it
>>145360463
Of course I hear it.I can't wait to spam it.
>>145358987
Maybe you should lie about dead dogs to get out of it.
Why are you guys up so early?
>>145362002
Define "up."
I still haven't rolled out of bed.
>>145362002
/hg/ please.
>/hg/ has no drawfag
We truly are at the bottom of the /vg/ totem pole.
