>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22242/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co/
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
Previous >>145253703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wCQDVdPq3I
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
REMINDER POST-90s ANIME IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD
So it's confirmed that OG is a two-patch team now, right?
>>145289539
>Epic battles of infinite power
More like 30 seconds of fight, 15 of which are characters staring at a fight offscreen, and 5 minutes of the fighting characters standing, taunting each other, and looking into each other.
>>145289656
It's called build up and makes the climax better. Do you ejaculate as soon as you put your dick inside a woman?
>>145289410
>>145289759
Oh, yes. 2 punches, a transformation, and the character getting some bullshit power out of nowhere are really exciting.
That, and getting saved by a character that was nowhere near the place before.
>>145289759
um, w-well...
>Wake up
>BigBabbyOneLans is officially BigBabbyTwoLans
REMINDER THAT
SECRET
AND
EG
BOTH LOST AND
O "ORANGUTAN GANJA" G WON
1st for Petyr
>>145289880
>out of nowhere
2deep4u
>wake up
>team liquid lost 1-3
THEse MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN CHOKE ARTISTS HACK BITCHES. I'M NEVER BETTING ON DOTA AGAIN
What if Alliance do well in ESL and get a direct invite to TI?
I'm scared.
Also how do we fix Secret, EG, Liquid and Na'Vi so they can win TI?
>>145289858
cant
>>145290035
Did you not learn that betting is for degenerates, pham?
Are the Newbee OG games more worth watching than the finals? it seems to just be 4 stomps in a row.
>>145290035
>Being a degenerate
xD
>parents leave the house for a bit
>don't know if I should spend that time sneaking in a quick game of Dota or to masturbate
What do I do /d2g/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiayoqypQwg
>tfw no President of the United states hero
>>145290075
>a bunch of irrelevant players in black and orange clothes.jpg
>>145290204
masturbate
you might never get another chance
>>145290204
reported, fucking underaged shit
>>145290204
Add me and you can do both :3
>>145290274was the shooter white or what?
>>145290327
No, mudslime
Would you a Sister Moon?
>>145290184
why are there so many fake tweet pics today ?
![1893643e0d5edd3714fc680f2d03c394[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ufGqIey.jpg "1893643e0d5edd3714fc680f2d03c394[1].jpg")
>caliberate too early on main account, get 2k mmr
>get better at game after a while of playing
>make a smurf account and get it to ranked/caliberated
>get 3.5k mmr on smurf now that I know how to play the game
>buy compendium on main account to reset mmr now that I know I'll get a better rating
>win 7 out of 10 caliberation games
>get 2.4k seasonal mmr
>now 2.3k after my last match
>in every game I'm doing better than my team
>last match was 17/5 as invoker but safelane sven fed 1/8
>mfw I actually am the only constant in 2k
fuck this game
fuck this fucking game
>>145290237
Dark Seer
>>145290363
that one maybe
the landwhale from the video? no chance
Where do I find the shit colored animated weeaboo dashboard?
>>145290363
too THICC
>Esports are over
>ERPers come out of their cum smelling caves
Like clockwerk.
>>145290363
what a qt
>>145290237
>tfw no President of the United Statesvideo
>>145290432
No thanks.
I don't do lewd stuff with normen.
>>145290239
wow did you think that for yourself?
>>145290601
I'm not a normie I'm a cyborg ._.
>>145290398
>sperging out over the difference between 2.5k and 3.5k
i mean there is a difference but honestly it's not worth getting a rageboner over.
>>145290909
Post Steam!
@145290909
reported for avatarfagging
>>145291086
o-okay but please don't bully :Xhttp://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
>3-1
what a good morning
>>145291149
>actually blowing their strats before the biggest event of the year.
???
He's a big guy.
Are you guys enjoying this meta?
>tfw CK didn't get picked at all during Manila
>>145290363
damn she's hotter than my sister
>40 minutes of team tilting and shitting on each other, WP WP WP WP, GG GG, wards wards, you suck etc lul
>Keep positive vibes despite this and stay calm
>Win
The secret is out, time to hit 5k.
HOT DIGGITY ANOTHER ANEE MAY THREAD I LOVE THESE
which hero is most anime weebs?
>>145290204
Why do you have to faggen up the thread everytime
>>145291328
He gets mopped up by a lot of the popular carries at the moment and his illusions are pretty trash in this teamfight meta since they will just melt instantly.
>>145291210
>actually thinking there won't be at least one balance update until August.
???
>>145291534
And the updates will target OG's heroes, precisely as Peter predicted.
>>145291145
But it's the same guy, fuck off
>mfw I've won
>>145290353
I bet he had a purdy mouth.
>>145290204
do you wanna play dota with me? im looking for someone to play with
>>145291529
CK is really good at fighting early as long as there's not a strong bunch of AoE heroes picked.
And it seems like AoE early teamfighters are all that's getting picked lately. Earthshaker, Sven, Spectre has her dagger and Refraction, DP, Invoker, Radiance carriers are as popular as ever.
Dotards?
>>145291764
Its not, you can tell by the timers
>>145291672
>OG heroes
So is Icefrog nerfing all the heroes? How else do you nerf
9 0 0 0 M M R P O I N T S
?
>>145291972
>Earthshaker
you fucking wot m8?
why does slark have bunny ears, dotards?
>>145292142
What about Earthshaker?
>>145292180
have you ever seen a bunny?
>>145291972
Doesn't help that drums are shit on him now, giving less STR and AGI than before. People still build it on him for some reason.
>>145292249
Are you really saying he's a popular pick right now?"
>>145291672
>precisely as Peter predicted.
so that's the reason EG are underperforming - the wrong heroes are OP
>>145290748
Not oiled enough to be a good hero in this meta, though.
>>145292287
A lot of people have zero understanding of item builds beyond "get mkb for pa", and will just follow the default item build.
>>145292328
Well duh. Sumail has been shit since the storm nerfs
>>145292305
I'm saying that Earthshaker utterly shits on CK and is not worth a ban unless you're gonna try to pick CK.
At which point the other team probably realizes you're gonna pick and Illusion hero so they just draft a bunch of AoE.
Plus Dendi did fucking work when he went Earthshaker. He's not super popular but he's not at all weak.
>>145292060
No it's not, the guy samefags to get real traps to add him
Look
>>145290204
>>145290432
>>145290601
2 mins apart on posts
and the second image is the one he has on his steam profile
and heres the trap he baited to add him
>>145291086
>>145290909
fucking ERP mental problems
>>145292018
Who gives a single shit about what Chinese girls want? The only ones you ever see that look halfway good only look like that because they suck 5 old man cocks a day to stay out of the rice fields and factory lines, Chinese also shit in the streets and trample people to death in crowds. I'd rather an African chick at least she could dance or hunt for water in the desert or some such.
When's the patch coming?
>>145292497
This post >>145290204 was me but the rest aren't
So is CK sleeper OP, or is he just useless when the enemy has any amount of AoE to counter him?
>>145292497
Only 2 of thoose posts are from the same person
>>145292497
?
Friendly reminder that RIGHT NOW Lobster Dooms' mother is weeping over the corpse of her son after he killed himself from embarrassment of being laughed at by THE ENTIRE STADIUM AND EVERYONE WATCHING AT HOME
>>145292018
>>145292601
Chinese girls LITERALLY AREN'T ALLOWED TO MARRY foreigners any more. it's the law now, seriously
http://www.eastasiatribune.com/north-asia/china-bans-interracial-marriages-for-females-no-plans-to-restrict-men/.
>>145292732
The latter.
He needs to not have a shit mana pool, and not depend on his 140 sec cd ult to be relevant in fights.
>>145292914
>>145292732
he's inherently a splitpush hero and probably can't be made truly viable without Wisp because of how powerful they are as a combo.
>Navi wins TI1, smallest of all
>accordingly, very slowly, over the course of a couple years, Navi became shit and never again was relevant
>IG wins TI2
>soon after, they became trash and iG was never relevant again
>Alliance wins TI3 in a dominant fashion
>immediately becomes trash and stays trash forever
>Newbee wins TI4
>knowing they are getting hit by the curse they stop giving a shit and play mobile games for a while, eventually disbanding and reforming to avoid the cuirse, but in the end they have been choking in the final phases of each lan. somewhat avoided to become fully trash with their strategy.
>EG wins TI5
>unexpected from a NA team, looks like it took the curse by surprise so the curse didn't take full effect until months later but nonetheless the team exploded to the point they will have to go through open qualifiers next year
Which team will be destroyed by the TI curse next?
>>145292635
>>145292582
>>145292721
>>145292803
>>145292813
>>145292060
>>145291086
>>145291145
>>145290204
>>145290601
>>145291086
>>145291000
>>145290909
>>145290748
>>145290431
>>145290319
>>145290601
>>145290432
>>145290204
>>145289914
>>145293120
All me desu
what the fuck am i doing wrong. i am 2.4k shit and i want to get better.
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/109496137
![yI2Dlm6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1lFOGFu.jpg "yI2Dlm6[1].jpg")
PSG here
please keep the innocent in your thoughts today. Remember that doing small things to improve the world can make a big difference. Just be good people please. I love you all
What compels a man to pick cuckport?
>>145293329
fuck off Lebanon
>>145293319
>i am 2.4k shit
probably a bit of everythingtfw 2.6k
>>145293232
so you are a trap?
>>145289927
Honey pot lan to be precise.
>>145292839
nevar forget
>>145293232
Hey trap qt post your Steam :3
Oh my fucking god I hate cosplay, thank god I went to sleep before they started that fucking garbage.
When are we gonna get all those compendium points from the predictions?
>>145293819
spooky
Hey dotards,
If I play dota for 12+ hours a day, how long will it take me to reach 6k? I'm low 5k right now.
>>145293319
If after 1.5k+ games you're under 3k you should just quit dota
It's not worth it bro, you've spent all this time only to be dogshit when you could've learned a skill like play guitar or having a college semester worth of study
>>145293319
Stop playing tinker like a shitter
>>145293985
If you're good? Not that long, I just went from 5.2 to 5.6 since summer started which was less than 2 weeks ago.
>>145293867
wanna play dota together?
>>145293120
It's these two guys in every thread
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/
>>145293319
you keep losing against 5 core lineups
you need to learn how to push better. ending the game is how you beat those people. use fucking voice or chat or chatwheel and get your team to end the fucking game.
also learn how to farm better
>>145292732
Worthless at the moment against any decent aoe. Sven is 10 times better in this meta at the moment and does everything CK can do but better.
>>145294064
How do I know if I'm good or not?
>'traps'
>doesnt know about the guy that fooled /teragen/ until someone got some pictures of his face
There's a reason 'Emily' shits up /d2g/, since he got hounded off from tera general.
Don't fall for the trap meme
>>145293101
OG
its about time it destroys a team made of friends again
Why isn't the janitor deleting erp posts?
Why isn't the janitor deleting erp posts?
Why isn't the janitor deleting erp posts?
Why isn't the janitor deleting erp posts?
Why isn't the janitor deleting erp posts?
Why isn't the janitor deleting erp posts?
Why isn't the janitor deleting erp posts?
>>145294372
why dont you post yours?
>>145294434
Why are you so buttdevastated dotard?
>>145292328
They aim ti you moron.
>win ti
>get lazy till the next one
>>145293101
>Na'vi is back on the rise
>Newbee just finished third at the major
>will bet on EG becoming top NA team again and breezing through qualifiers especially if frogmakes another patch.
The curse is shit.
>>145294163
its not that guy, it is actually some from /r9k/ some canadian faggot
>>145294523
fuck off back to your trash game
>>145294372
>>145294154
>>145294176
>>145294235
>>145294443
REPORT ALL ERP SCUM
>REPORT ALL ERP SCUM
REPORT ALL ERP SCUM
>REPORT ALL ERP SCUM
REPORT ALL ERP SCUM
>REPORT ALL ERP SCUM
REPORT ALL ERP SCUM
>REPORT ALL ERP SCUM
REPORT ALL ERP SCUM
>REPORT ALL ERP SCUM
Reminder that Lobster-Doombringer overdosed alone in his hotel room and the body hasn't been discovered yet.
>>145294265
>use fucking voice or chat or chatwheel and get your team to end the fucking game.
Not him but there seems to be this fucking wall in 90% of players minds where they can't connect KILLING ANCIENT with PUSHING
>4 enemies dead
>Have 60 seconds to push down a highground racks before their carry is up
>Team is low but they've only got 1 up, easy push
>They just TP home or go farm jungle till the enemy is back up
EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT EXCEPTION, THEY JUST WON'T PUSH, THEY WON'T PUSH EVER UNLESS THEY'RE ON THE ENEMY TEAM THEN THEY'RE DEATHBALLING RACKS AT 18:00
>thinking mods will save you when esports is over
Alright that's it, until janny/mods start banning erp and avatarfaggots we are going back to /d2g/ meltdown and getting generals deleted and posters banned
>>145294434
/d2g/ mods are confirmed weeaboo pedophiles that let hardcore gay roleplaying go for whole threads but will delete and ban for Sheever/KotlGuy/GrandGrant posting
Just hide without a stub and all replies, works just as good
Hey anybody wanna play Dota? I'll be your supportslut :3
Just add me
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
>Go to bathroom
>Thread devolves into steam friendposting without me
Reminder that I am THE BEST Steam friend
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/
I predict shitposting
>expecting rotations when you only have a solo support
eat a dick, cores
>Dotards
Lol
>>145294372
will you play?
REMOVE ALL ERP FAGGOTS
MODS
>>145294643
Well you could always play carries that can single handedly push though if thats always what you run into?
>when you build echo saber on Sniper
>>145294934
he's right
>>145294934
He's completely right though?
Any fellow trap or erp here like me?
>>145294934
>Gypsy can afford a pc to play videogames
>Gypsy can't even afford to purchase a videogame
Why am I not surprised.
Dotards? Why is Drow still so shit?
>>145294323
please respond
>og peaked at the major
this is almost as bad as eg peaking at the honeypot ti
>x-marking an ally tping to a lane
>>145295179
Well if youre playing unranked, whats your skill level atm?
>>145295075
but the stats aren't even good for sniper senpai
Thank you janny, fucking finally.
>>145295208
OG is like a lady; they are a multi peak team the same way ladies can have multiple chained orgasms
>tfw no Absolute fucking MADMAN hero
>pick drow into all melee lineup
>>145294323
>>145295179
Uh, sorry I was in a game..
You win games? I might have played with you, maybe called you an anime faggot.
new sniper ult
>Armor Piercing Rounds
>passive
>sniper's attacks ignore 60/80/100% of enemy armor
viable?
>>145295035
Niger I play a Lycan that genuinely wins 9v1
I force entire teams to post people at each of their racks and wait there because an invis wolf might sneak in and let me TP with Necros and take their racks
I bait mass TP's to top tower with Manta Illusion then rat bottom with my units
Though honestly I stopped picking Lycan, I know /d2g/ likes to oga post but goddamn it feels so bad to be the only reason your team is still in the game after rating 2 sets, denying the enemy the ability to push and win because I'd take their ancient, then I die ONCE without buyback and they just steamroll mid because my nonfactor team does nothing. Honestly my last 4 Lycan games have been exactly that, it's like Brood, too much effort to play well only to lose.
>>145295271
In the original post I said I'm playing ranked and I'm low 5k.
What hero is best if I want to be a healslut and nothing more?
>>145295216
i will watch e3 too wanna talk about the possible dank memes that might happen on stream and what they will offer?
>open top E3 stream
>nerds in suits trying to hype up Titanfall 4 and Battlefield 17
>shot myself in the head
Jesus even reading ERPs in this thread is more entertaining
I suspect the erp and avatarfags have a 15 min timeout, let's enjoy this 15 min of silence before they come back.
>>145289539
more like 100% more gay muscles and manchild fights. only a true adult would enjoy slice of life dialogue thats featured in modern anime
>save ult only for ks
>>145295492
The best support in the game
>>145295492
Doom
Devour a hill troll priest and heal nonstop
When do I get my goodgoy points from goypendium predictions?
>>145295616
But Dazzle's not a cute girl ._.
>>145295616
that would be disruptor
>>145295409
>pick drow
>never use his buff skill because I didn't get the memo about now being an active
>still win because lol potato bracket
>>145295365
keep on making excuses
>>145295436
I really miss the most succesful heroes thing
>>145295492
LC is like the only female with a heal I think
>>145295365
who dat
>>145295492
>>145295492
>>145295791
Winter Wyvern or Enchantress
>>145295791
>>145295919
Aghs naga :^)
Slark
Dark Pact no longer purges
Pounce now purges slark on cast
I want to give a lewd massage to reinessa fondling her naked tits with my oily big warm hands.
>>145295492
literally pugna
>>145296015
shes ugly tho
why couldnt they make naga qt
>>145296015
That's easily the ugliest overlay I have ever seen wtf
>>145295492
That pic is so hot
Too bad overwatch is a shit game and I'm a virgin loser that could never get a healslut
>>145296080
But she is a qt...
>>145296128
I'm a professional healslut I can hook you up :3
>>145293323
>PSG
Who? What?
I approve of that message though, well said
>>145296015
>twitch streamer
>6/10 at best
lol if you're going to be pathetic and donate to someone who doesn't give a shit about you at least give it to a hot girl.
just what went wrong /d2g/?
>>145296185
only in that pic
>>145296205
Sorry, no offence but I want a female.
>>145295436
don't die in the lategame without buyback
Get rid of shitposts with this one trick shitposters don't want you to know!
http://pastebin.com/T3gK0F01
Anyone interested in e3, join up
http://comfytheatreDOTcoDOTuk/e3/
>>145296389
I can be female if you want <3
>>145296337
>losing lategame to bear
>>145296249
>donate
Whoa there man he just wants to dick her not pay for her food
Guys how do I win games as clinkz? Should I play him as badInvoker or as badSlark?
>>145296409
is valve there?
>Tfw not a fit jew
>>145296401
keep the good work man
hopefully I'm not on the list
>>145295127
what are you talking about dude, gypsies are fucking loaded
>>145296434
No you can't ugly animevirginNEET
>>145296448
b-but I was bear and they won! ;-;
>>145296457
play him as badlycan silly
>>145296517
>no body paint
1/10, try again
>>145296507
1 hour
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>145296483
doubt it
>when you finally win after a big loss streak
>>145296582
Yes I can ._. I'll be the best Mercy you'll ever see.
>>145296483
thankfully valve doesn't give a shit about shitfests like E3
>>145296527
Only the chiefs and their inner circle. Most of the gyps just steal and beg to make their leaders rich,
>>145296506
>tfw am fit jew
feels good
>>145296585
Wow, I should probably eat something
Well you lost because you went lategame as bear RIP happens to us all
>>145296483
>thinking valve stoops to associating with the plebs that attend e3
>>145296506
>tfw your dad will never be proud of you
>>145296671
I don't even own overwatch, nor do I care to play it.
>>145296527
they're not, but he did buy his GF a gayman pc at 1500$ or so
what >>145296689 said
>>145296506
>no movie where Kotlguy is sent from the future to eliminate n0tail and fly has to protect him
>>145296401
what does the MD5 thing mean
>>145295616
>>145296337
made mkb for some reason
tried going lategame instead of just ending the game
>>145296909
It's used for filtering posters by IP
>>145295149
SHES THE BEST WAIFU
>>145296909
newfag
>there are people in her who enjoy playing support
>>145296975
>>145295149
neither of these are nigger enough to be even close to cannon
>>145296337
i think maybe a heart wouldve been better than a mkb
>>145296791
>be neglected and ignored by dad
>grow up to be a filthy animeneet that cant even excel at dota
At least the cycle of pain will end with me..
So PL R63 arcana confirmed right?
>>145296975
>no line down the chin
NOPE TRY AGAIN
>>145297134
I want to make all the lancer meepos pregnant
>>145297090
>being this triggered
>>145296963
where do i put it in?
Phrasing I know
>>145297096
no aghs woulda been better
he shoulda just made aghs instead of bkb and ended the game when he was unkillable
>>145297134
I want to make all the lancer meepos pregnant except for the one with awful teeth
>>145296337
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2431966709
why hide anything at all?
>>145297049
That would be me :3
Supporting is FUN
>>145296015
>tide with barely no cosmetics
disgusting
>>145297414
hello third worlder
>>145297330
>literally any blonde slut
>with a gem on her head
>"its cm i swear haha"
how bad is this EA press conference going to be?
>>145297482
Sounds like you need more FUN in your life mr grumpypants :^)
>>145296941
>made mkb for some reason
made mkb because naga had radiance at around 18 mins
>tried going lategame instead of just ending the game
I did not try to go lategame lol, we tried to push but it was hard against naga, with a carry slark.
>>145297482
Why are you so buttdevestated?
>>145296941
The radiance miss I guess
>>145297251
MD5 is a hash algorithm. In this context it'll be used to block specific images faggots tend to post with.
Get 4chan X, and paste it in MD5 under Filter.
>>145297049
>He doesn't enjoy playing support
baka
>>145297583
is that wolf benis?
>>145297134
why are all the clones blue and not yellow
it's simple shit guys
>>145297330
want to help me get compendium challenges, I am big strong 5k mmr carry
>teammate has pepe the frog avatar
>brace for the imminent loss
>>145297921
>tfw no frog hero
>>145297615
You spend 5.4k gold on an item to counter 17% evasion vs a hero that doesn't even try to fight you
MKB was definitely useless, shoulda made an utility item or tank item
Maybe just learn how to end games as ursa, once you have an aegis and you are taking the high ground you just dive the T4 and kill whoever you can before they can set up and defend with wave clear.
>>145297702
>4chan X
fuck i've been avoiding using that it just ruins my comfort idk why
>>145298002
literally all the settings are customizable
you can disable all the features except filtering if you want
>>145297965
every hero can be a frog hero
>axe call works on visage birds
>axe spin hits visage birds
how dumpstered can one hero be?
>>145297763
>I am big strong 5k mmr carry
That's what they all say...
>>145297658
some people are just incapable of having fun.
